Left 4 Dead/Unused Dialog/Unused Campaign Lines

Bill

 * "I never liked hospitals much, and I like sewers even less. But I do love a chopper taking me out of a hell hole. So we went through the bowels of the city to get to the hospital and to a chopper sent from heaven."
 * "The red line will take us straight to Mercy Hospital."
 * "It's right around the corner!"
 * "Station's blocked. Maybe we can get through here?"
 * "At least it isn't raining in here."
 * "The north line is to the right."
 * "Down the street."
 * "It isn't that much farther."
 * "At least it's brighter."
 * "What in the hell were you thinking?"
 * "Dead-end. Let's try up there."
 * "Hit the button!"
 * "Heaven help us."
 * "Power's on."
 * "I'm callin' the elevator people."
 * "Get ready, I'm callin' the elevator."
 * "Can't that thing move any faster?"
 * "Roof this way!"
 * "Well this is it."
 * "Oh man, so close, so close."
 * "Damn happy to see you!"
 * "Dust off!"
 * "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
 * "For Christ's sake!"

Francis

 * "Hit the button!"
 * "So, how's yer beard holdin' up, Bill?"
 * "God.. Bill, I pressed the goddamn button!"
 * "I already pressed the damn button."
 * "Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if ya keep pressin it."
 * "Hey jackass, I already pressed the damn button."
 * "Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if you just keep pressin' it."
 * "Louis, try not to blow up the helicopter..."
 * "Run to the chopper! NOW!"
 * "To the chopper, to the chopper!"
 * "Into the Hate-A-Chopper!"

Louis
"I used to take the subway to Mercy Hospital. Grab the red line, a transfer, and two stops. When this gets back to normal, I'm never gonna complain about that transfer again."
 * "Can't this thing move any faster?"
 * "Man, you CANNOT give up."
 * "Should be around here."
 * "Man, why'd you shoot the car?!"
 * "Don't shoot the car!"
 * "Man, I pressed the button!"
 * "I'll call the elevator."
 * "Get ready, I called the elevator."
 * "Get ready, I pressed the elevator.

Bill

 * "We hiked down the road through some hick town and at the end there was a campground and a boat to a better place. And when I say a better place, that is pretty much anywhere other than here. Hell, even Cleveland would be better place."
 * "Nobody wander off."
 * "Oh, what the hell! OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY!"
 * "Son, any of us get hurt, you WILL regret it."
 * "This place is a ghost town."
 * "Looks like they couldn't hold out."
 * "Something doesn't feel right here."
 * "Let's check out the church."
 * "We're gonna die if we stay in Riverside. Let's head to the water and look for a boat."
 * "The television said people were heading to Riverside."
 * "We're gonna need a minute to think about it."
 * "You got a deal. Give us a minute to get ready."
 * "You got a deal."
 * "For all we know he's out there on a Huck Finn raft. Still, he's all we got."
 * "This'd better be a big goddamn boat."
 * "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."
 * "How long's it take to drive a boat to shore?"
 * "He's sure taking his sweet time about it."
 * "Move your asses, people, we are leaving!"
 * "When this is all over? Something tells me I ain't gonna visit Riverside again."
 * "So that was Riverside, was it? What. A. Shithole."
 * "See you later, Riverside."
 * "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we're gonna take your husband's offer."
 * "Miss, I think we're gonna take your husband's offer."

Francis

 * "I don't HATE bats, but I do not like them."
 * "Gunfire! Somebody's still alive in Riverside!"
 * "Sorry lady, we're takin' yer husband's offer."
 * "If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside."
 * "Watch out for bats!"
 * "Come on, this tunnel is a little creepy."
 * "Ew. I hate caca."
 * "Riverside's to our right."
 * "I hate vomit."
 * "I love my vest."
 * "Hey - not on the vest!"
 * "Who are you?"
 * "So long, Riverside."

Louis
"Me and my family used to go camping down by the lake. That's where we were heading...only, it wasn't Momma's cookin' waiting for us at the end of this trip."
 * "But we heard gunshots less than an hour ago! There's GOTTA be someone left!"
 * "Is he paddling the boat in with his damn hands?"
 * "Gunfire means people. We gotta hurry!"
 * "We have to get across the bridge!"
 * "Wow! That was cool... Oh wait, how do we get across?"
 * "Now that's a damn fireball!"
 * "We have to find another way."
 * "Hit the button."
 * "Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees."
 * "Riverside! At least we're going the right way."
 * "Hey, Hartford Mining! This should take us to Riverside!"
 * "They shoulda kept movin'..."
 * "We have to lower that platform!"
 * "I don't think getting to Riverside helped."
 * "This shit seemed cooler in movies."
 * "Graveyards used to spook me a little."
 * "There I was wishin' I was in Riverside."
 * "Well, looks like we ain't gonna find any help in Riverside."
 * "I could see coming back here once this is over."
 * "Does anybody know what the hell he's talking about?"
 * "I'm getting a seriously bad vibe off this guy."
 * "Anyone else sick of arguing with the lunatic?"
 * "I think I'd rather take my chances with this guy than die on the shore."
 * "Dunno if I trust him. Guess we ain't got much of a choice, though."
 * "Boat man, get your fat ass over here."

Louis

 * "If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside."
 * "I'm never going to be able to work on my tan am I?"
 * "I understand why we travel at night, but why always underground?"
 * "Do you think those are zombie crickets?"
 * "I can't wait for a shower...for you, Francis. Jeezus."
 * "I always imagined the zombie apocalypse would be simpler than this."
 * "Ooh, a graveyard. Real scary..."
 * "With our luck, this thing's built on an Indian burial ground."
 * "Hey Louis, maybe we can find you a jacket in one of these stores."
 * "Seriously, I never got the vest thing."
 * "Francis, I know how to cut hair. Just sayin...if you need it...I'm here."
 * "I know water scares you, Francis, but get in the boat!"
 * "Seriously, Nelson, I never got the vest thing."

Zoey

 * "If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside."
 * "I'm never going to be able to work on my tan am I?"
 * "I understand why we travel at night, but why always underground?"
 * "Do you think those are zombie crickets?"
 * "I can't wait for a shower...for you, Francis. Jeezus."
 * "I always imagined the zombie apocalypse would be simpler than this."
 * "Ooh, a graveyard. Real scary..."
 * "With our luck, this thing's built on an Indian burial ground."
 * "Hey Louis, maybe we can find you a jacket in one of these stores."
 * "Seriously, I never got the vest thing."
 * "Francis, I know how to cut hair. Just sayin...if you need it...I'm here."
 * "I know water scares you, Francis, but get in the boat!"
 * "Seriously, Nelson, I never got the vest thing."

Bill

 * "We planned on taking the rooftop route to avoid the crowds below. It was about a mile to the airport as the crow flies. But I guess the crow we were following was pretty drunk."
 * "I've seen 'em fly lower."
 * "That's a C-130! Maybe we can catch up to it at the airport!"
 * "That C-130's headed for the airport. I say we head there, too."
 * "Who in the hell set that off?"
 * "Why in the hell would you set that off?"
 * "How in the hell was I supposed to know?"
 * "Terry's dead, kid. We can get you gassed up if you like."
 * "It ain't Terry, pal. You want us to get you gassed up?"
 * "Terry's dead. You lookin' to fuel up?"
 * "Terry's dead, son. Can you get this plane in the air?"
 * "Understood. Come on, kids, let's load up."
 * "I see it. Give us a minute to get ready."
 * "All right, let's get this done."
 * "All right, people, there's an aircraft on its way. Let's dig in."
 * "About goddamn time!"
 * "Oh no, ya don't!"
 * "Louis didn't make it!"
 * "Zoey didn't make it!"
 * "Francis didn't make it!"
 * "Our plane's here. Let's move out!"
 * "The plane's here! Let's go!"

Francis

 * "You really made that crane your bitch, Zoey."
 * "Sir, Terry's dead. And we're cops."
 * "Listen asshole, I can fly the plane!"
 * "Terry didn't make it, pal."
 * "Let's head through this grow room."
 * "Nice crane technique, Louis!"
 * "Well, we're here, we may as well look for a plane."
 * "We need to get downstairs."
 * "Big pile o' luggage. Lotta good it did em."
 * "Maybe your belt buckle set that off.
 * "Get outta the damn metal detector!"
 * "Why would the army bomb the airport?"
 * "We need to be on the other side of that pile o' crap."
 * "What do you mean it's just like the army?"
 * "You think my belt buckle set it off?"
 * "Here's a crazy idea: What if we send the van into that pile of junk?"
 * "Holy shit... That wasn't our plane, was it?"
 * "I'm a little scared of flyin' now."
 * "What's the chance that'll happen twice in a row?"
 * "Jesus, it looks like a bomb went off here. A few bombs."
 * "*That* plane looks okay."
 * "What the hell happened to this place?"
 * "Somebody really blew this place to hell..."
 * "Don't make me come over there and open up a can of whoopass."
 * "You just make sure the damn thing is ready to fly."

Louis
"We were gonna take the roof tops to the airport. It was supposed to be about a mile to the terminal. Longest damn mile of my life."
 * "Terry's dead. How can we help?"
 * "We ain't Terry, man. You need refuelin', right?"
 * "I'm a little scared, never been in a plane before."
 * "Hey! If we refuel you, can you fly us out of here?"
 * "You're a pilot? Can you fly us out?"
 * "I see it. Give us a second to get ready."
 * "I see the button. Give us a minute to get ready."

Zoey

 * "I hope this works out better than the helicopter."
 * "If any of us dies pumping this goddamn gas, I'm takin' it out on you."
 * "I'm sick of the streets. Let's try the rooftops."
 * "Looks like something still going on at the airport. Let's try to get there."
 * "Safe house in the hotel!"
 * "Oh god. I'm not gonna go like that."
 * "Someone covered her up..."
 * "Huh, I have that suitcase."
 * "Maybe your belt buckle set that off."
 * "Don't stand in the metal detector with guns!"
 * "You think my belt buckle set it off?"
 * "We will be boarding at gate 3C."
 * "Oh boy, I pressed the button."
 * "Elevator's taking forever!"

C-130 pilot

 * "Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a coward for not helpin' ya. Guess I'll just sit up here in my cockpit, flyin' you out of this hellhole, like I flown everyone else who came here lookin' for help. But no, thank you for bein' honest!"
 * "You callin' me a coward? Get this straight! I can fly planes! You can run around gettin' killed! In a post-apocalyptic world, that makes me valuable and y'all worthless!"
 * "You sayin' I'm yellow? I been riskin' my life flying people outta this airport all goddamn day! Then the government dropped a bomb on me! So excuse me if I don't skip down there and pick a rifle!"

Bill

 * "We had no where else to go, so we followed the tracks to an old farmhouse. The farmhouse was real quaint, pretty, peaceful even. For about 15 seconds."
 * "If we can find some train tracks, we can follow 'em to the military outpost."
 * "I wonder what outfit is stationed there?"
 * "Probably the chickenshit national guard."
 * "I heard the military's got an outpost just north of here. There should be some train tracks somewhere around here that'll take us right to it."
 * "The military's got an outpost just north of here. We gotta find the train tracks and they should take us right to it."
 * "The military hasn't been much help so far, but last I heard they had an outpost not far from here off the railroad tracks."
 * "I say we follow the tracks and see if the outpost is still operational."
 * "If anyone has a better plan, speak now."
 * "I'll admit the government hasn't been a hell of a lotta help so far, but we're runnin' out of options here."
 * "I don't trust the woods."
 * "There's the tracks!"
 * "We can get down to the tracks through there."
 * "Safe house back here!"
 * "We gotta follow these train tracks."
 * "There's the train tracks!"
 * "We gotta follow the tracks."
 * "Safe house in here!"
 * "Tracks are blocked!
 * "This shit just confuses me."
 * "Blind leading the blind..."
 * "Fresh air!"
 * "Electrical fence!"
 * "Hit that power switch!"
 * "Get the power."
 * "Start the engine!"
 * "Let's unhook that car."
 * "Get that thing moving!"
 * "Hit it!"
 * "Goddamn track's blocked again."
 * "Let's get over that hill."
 * "Anyone check that barn?"
 * "I remember that shit."
 * "I hated that show."
 * "Station ahead!"
 * "Train station."
 * "Anything about the base?"
 * "Why can't one of these goddamn trains be working?"
 * "We can go through this building."
 * "Get the gate."
 * "Open the gate."
 * "Run for the car!"
 * "Haul it!"
 * "Up the hill!"
 * "I could go for some creamed corn."
 * "I got a hankering for some corn on the cob."
 * "Something ain't right."
 * "Hope they don't take long."
 * "You guys ready? I'm callin' em."
 * "I'm callin' 'em to come get our sorry asses."
 * "Beautiful! The cavalry has arrived!"
 * "Roger and out."
 * "H-o-l-y s-h-i-t."
 * "Now that is how you do it, people!"
 * "I believe we have found our place."
 * "Anyone for just retiring here?"
 * "We can set up in the barn or the house."
 * "We're here!"
 * "Copy that!"
 * "Roger that!"
 * "You are a voice for sore ears, son."
 * "Lookin' forward to seein' you."
 * "Read you loud and clear, son."
 * "Roger. We'll be waiting."
 * "Understood, soldier."
 * "Goddamn it, we gave 'em hell, didn't we? We gave 'em hell..."
 * "Yeah, we did it."
 * "Yeah, we made it."
 * "We made it."
 * "We did it."
 * "YEEHAW!!"

Francis

 * "Listen, the government's got a hate-free zone up north... I'm kidding, the military's got a stronghold up there and they're killing anything that walks funny. Railroad tracks should take us right there."
 * "I knew that idiot couldn't fly a plane. Everybody in one piece?"
 * "Is Arnold in there?"
 * "Never mind, I forgot, you guys are like 10 years old. 'Cept you, Bill."
 * "Yo, you in the monkey suit, hit the power."
 * "GodDAMN I hate electric fences."
 * "Nice, they electrified the fence."
 * "Louis, what's scarier: Zombies or goin' back to work in an office?"
 * "Bet you kids cross shit like this for fun."
 * "There's a safe house back here!"
 * "Nice day for a picnic."
 * "Bridge's out. Terrific."
 * "Maintenance corridor up here!"
 * "These things are a real frickin' maze. I hate mazes."
 * "Hey Poindexter, hit the power."
 * "Watch out for that fence."
 * "Woah, fried."
 * "Start the engine."
 * "Hey, unhook that car."
 * "Get that thing moving!"
 * "Track's blocked again. Looks like they curve around that hill."
 * "Let's get our asses over the hill."
 * "Someone get the gate."
 * "Open the gate!"
 * "Across the bridge. GO!"
 * "That's some fire power!"
 * "Well, I'm callin' em, this is it."
 * "Somethin's not right..."
 * "What's this shit?"
 * "I don't like this..."
 * "These guys better not take long. I've had it."
 * "Fried zombies..."
 * "Hey, fried zombies... Tasty."
 * "You got a better plan?"

Louis

 * "We started out on a hill top. Far as I was concerned, that's where we should've stayed. Instead, we headed to a farm house on the bad side of the tracks. Nowadays, though, I guess it's all on the bad side of the tracks."
 * "Yes! My God, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No you did not! Louis beat all your asses!"
 * "I have no idea how this is going to work."
 * "Never thought I'd say it, but I miss the city."
 * "We. Are. SAVED!
 * "We got four immune here!"
 * "I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!"

APC driver

 * "Sit back and enjoy the show. We can take it from here."
 * "Glad you made it. Why don't you sit back...and enjoy the show."
 * "We're gonna send these things back to Hell."
 * "BOOOOOM!"
 * "Ah ha ha ha! Yeah, baby!"
 * "Blow it up!"
 * "If you'll look slightly to your left...boom!"
 * "And to your right, boys...bam!"
 * "BOOM!"
 * "Now that's what I call a show!"
 * "The zombies are no more, BOOOOM!"