Left 4 Dead/Unused Dialog/Unused Survivor Dialog

Bill

 * "I couldn't have done it without the tuna sandwich, I tell ya."
 * "How many fingers are you holding up?"
 * "Where am I?"
 * "What day of the week is it?"
 * "Francis, don't take God's name in vain."
 * "Fer chrissake, Francis, don't take God's name in vain."
 * "How in the hell is this gonna to work?"
 * "You ever use one of these?"
 * "That sounds like a line of horseshit."
 * "You two done chatting?"
 * "Well, this don't remind me of Nam."
 * "There ain't much we can do now."
 * "You're just spoutin' off ignorance."
 * "I am gonna blow your ass to kingdom come."
 * "Y'know, Francis, we'd all think you were a lot smarter if you said less."
 * "The future sure ain't what it used to be."
 * "Francis? You know what'd do us more good than all yer whinin' and jokin'? Shootin'."
 * "Francis, we might live through this if you stopped makin' jokes and started getting angry."
 * "I ain't ready to meet my maker yet. But hearin' them animals outside, I'm happy to make some introductions."
 * "This reminds me of the Battle of Hue."
 * "I don't want to piss on your parade, Louis, but what if it doesn't get better?"
 * "Good point."
 * "I knew this day was comin'. They wouldn't listen."
 * "All right, it's official. I decided I hate zombies."
 * "Zombies."
 * "As long as there's one of those ugly bastards left to shoot, I got a reason to keep on going."
 * "Way to land a chopper..."
 * "These things are like a brush fire: they don't discriminate. They just burn up every damn thing in their way."
 * "I'll tell you what: if the meek inherit the earth after this, they'd better get a whole hell of a lot better at killin'."
 * "Francis, why don't you stop makin' and start makin' some corpses."
 * "I'm gonna make an example out of the next one those things that jumps me."
 * "I don't believe it."
 * "They're trying to stop us."
 * "I'm with you, I hate these things."
 * "Listen up out there! March your ass over here and let me out!"
 * "It's just you and me again, Zoey!"
 * "She didn't make it!"
 * "Let's hope she's in a better place. Hell, it couldn't be much worse."
 * "He's dead!"
 * "Lemme get you up. Lemme get you up."
 * "Son, you look rode hard and put away wet."
 * "Ahhhh, dyin' ain't so scary. Happens all the time."
 * "Stay with me, now. You did real good back there."
 * "We'll live through this. Only the good and the really bad die young-and I figure we're somewhere in the middle."
 * "Bein' brave doesn't mean you're not scared. It means you're scared as hell, and then you pick up the shotgun anyway."
 * "That's not what they said on TV."
 * "You look bad."
 * "Get up, Louis. Hell, you gotta be more careful, son."
 * "Hey, Francis. Funny meeting you here. Get up."
 * "The man ain't comin' for you yet, Francis. Get up."
 * "Zoey, Zoey, don't worry - I won't leave you."
 * "Relax, Zoey, you're gonna be fine."
 * "Don't shut the door! She's still out there!"
 * "I got a goddam Witch on my ass! RUN!"
 * "Don't shoot me!"
 * "Goddamnit, you set me on goddamn fire!"
 * "Ah Zoey, watch it."
 * "Zoey! You know better than that!"
 * "Zoey! Stop pointing that thing at me!"

Francis

 * "Beer."
 * "Come to daddy."
 * "I'll take that."
 * "Don't mind if I do."
 * "Zoey, stop checkin' me out."
 * "If you survive, maybe God's tryin' to tell ya something."
 * "Forty years ago you woulda been, what, a hundred?"
 * "Jesus Christ. That's the sound of you NOT complaining?"
 * "You were at the battle of Hue?"
 * "I'm kidding. I have no idea what that is."
 * "Beats standin' around in a forest. Let's go."
 * "Nice park job."
 * "Ooh, another great park job."
 * "Barricades, huh? Wonder how *that* worked out for 'em?"
 * "Why would you think that?"
 * "You kids and your stupid movies."
 * "Is that another line from a movie?"
 * "Yes sir, Colonel."
 * "Aye Aye, Captain."
 * "Why the hell would you think you need to shoot them in the head?"
 * "Don't that shit beat all?"
 * "To think I used to get in trouble for this shit."
 * "Keep talkin', Louis..."
 * "I don't care what these things are, I'm just killin' em all."
 * "Kill em all and let God sort em out."
 * "I hate zombies."
 * "I hate smokers."
 * "I hate boomers."
 * "I hate hunters."
 * "I hate tanks."
 * "I hate witches."
 * "I hate helicopter pilots."
 * "I hate witches, and this dead thing."
 * "Don't make me beat your ass."
 * "Louie, this is as good as it's gonna get."
 * "Don't give me that shit."
 * "You can call 'em Princess Diana, I'm still gonna blow their heads off"
 * "Keep an eye on Bill, he don't look so hot."
 * "Sweety, wanna give Bill your health kit?"
 * "Okay, gangster."
 * "Whatever, Louis."
 * "Zoey, listen to Bill."
 * "What the hell are you two talking about?"
 * "This shit's all wrong."
 * "I really hate hunters."
 * "I hate whispering."
 * "Don't think this means anything. This is just pillow talk baby."
 * "Seriously, what?"
 * "I always wanted to be a cop."
 * "Trust me. Just tell everybody we're cops."
 * "What's so funny?"
 * "Bill, do I gotta carry you up these damn stairs?"
 * * "Yeah, well, get over it."
 * "Yer kidding, right?"
 * "What the hell are you talkin' about?"
 * "I'll say."
 * "If you say so."
 * "Hey everybody, raise your hand if you think that's a good idea."
 * "You're sure about this, right?"
 * "Okay..."
 * "Hell yes."
 * "Hell if I know."
 * "I'm gonna let you handle that."
 * "That's actually a good point."
 * "Sure thing, bro."
 * "I'm not listenin' to you..."
 * "Shut up old man."
 * "Hey, Tie-guy! shut up!"
 * "Girly, SHUT UP!"
 * "If I go down, promise you'll go on without me, get help, then come back and save me."
 * "Zoey, promise me you'll take care of Bill for me..."
 * "You think they'll call us heroes someday? We are savin' humanity, right? A very small, four-person chunk of it, but still."
 * "I gotta get some first aid."
 * "I need to score a medkit."
 * "Christ, I need a med kit."
 * "I ain't gonna make it."
 * "Louis, any chance you can spot me a med kit?"
 * "Ugh.. I'm bleeding.. got anything positive to say about that, mr. positive?"
 * "Bill, I kinda need that med kit you been hordin'."
 * "Hey Zoey, spare a med kit for a dyin' man?"
 * "Ow. God DAMMIT!"
 * * "Yer a little tougher than ya look. Get up."
 * "Come on, you can still do this!"
 * "You ain't gonna be much help down there. Lemme get ya up."
 * "Nap time's over. Let's get you up. We gotta keep going."
 * "Nap time's over, sweetie. Let's get you up. We gotta keep going."
 * "If you think we look bad, take a look at the other guys."
 * "Jesus. Human body's only got nine pints of blood in it. You might want to, like, save some in a cup or something."
 * "You did good back there. Right up to the point where all the zombies attacked and, you know, almost killed ya."
 * "Zombie killin's harder than it looks, innit?"
 * "Ahhh, you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be able to see that bone."
 * "Let's get you patched up so you can go die someplace nicer."
 * * "She's dead."
 * "Dammit.... That lady was..."
 * "She's gone."
 * "She's, she's gone."
 * "Ah hell, she's dead."
 * "Goddamn, Zoey's dead!"
 * "We gotta get back out there."
 * "We gotta heal up and get back out there."
 * "Helpin' is half the fun."
 * "Well shit, kill zombies in here or out there. Let's go."
 * "C'mon girls, let's heal up and get back out there."
 * "Let's go kill some zombies."
 * "Let's go kill some vampires."
 * "Hell with this. Let's go kill some zombies."
 * "Screw this. Let's go kill some vampires."
 * "I'm bored. Let's go kill some zombies."
 * "I'm bored. Let's go kill some vampires."
 * "Hey, old people, I ain't standin' around while" He/She "dies!"
 * * "I don't know man, I don't think we need any more bankers."
 * "Go to hell, mr. positive."
 * "Hey, Power Tie, get in here!"
 * Hey, girl, get in here!"
 * "Hey, old man, aren't you gonna' help her?"
 * "Hey, Adult Diapers, move!"
 * "Hey, Old Folks Home, get in here!"
 * "Who the hell just shot me?"
 * "Hey, who just shot me?"
 * "Who the hell shot me AGAIN?"
 * "THAT, my friends, is a shitload of zombies."
 * "THAT is a lot of vampires."
 * "Somebody's coming to take us outta here. The good news is we got time for one last blow out before they arrive."
 * "Get inside! Free beer in here!"
 * "Thanks for killin' our only woman."
 * "Man, even for vampires these things haul ass."
 * "Look, all I know is these are some messed up vampires."
 * "Jesus Christ. That's the sound of you NOT complaining?"
 * "Come to daddy."
 * "You're right, these things shamble around and eat people. Oh no, wait, they don't, because THEY'RE VAMPIRES."
 * "If figured the world'd eventually end. I just never thought it'd be vampires."
 * "Nice job there, Van Helsing."
 * "Nice shot! For a girl, Louis."
 * "Forty years ago you woulda been, what, a hundred?"
 * "If you survive, maybe God's tryin' to tell ya something."
 * "Hey mr. train conductor, did zoey shoot you?"
 * "Mr. Positive, you got anything POSITIVE? We just CRASHED in hell!"
 * "Zoey? you shot the helicopter pilot!"
 * "Who cares? Not me!"
 * "You were at the battle of Hue? I'm kidding. I have no idea what that is."

Louis

 * "You do those tattoos yourself, Francis? It'd explain all the misspellings."
 * "When this is over with? I'm buyin' all three of you mansions."
 * "Bill, would you please say one positive thing before I shoot you?"
 * "You were born a crusty old bastard, weren't you, Bill?"
 * "Can zombies swim?"
 * "I had a nice house before this. A 401k... Dammit! I had a really nice 401k!"
 * "Man, I do wish I'd bought stock in ammo manufacturers now."
 * "Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now."
 * "When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill - I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'll help you sign your fat ass back up on welfare."
 * "Oh no, I'm straight."
 * "Francis, you gotta lighten up, buddy."
 * "Stay frosty."
 * "Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful."
 * "Cocked and locked. Let's show these things how we cure infection."
 * "Think of it like this, Bill: How could it get any worse?"
 * "Yeah, yeah, there you go!"
 * "ZOMBIES. Say it, Francis."
 * "How many damn times are you gonna shoot me?"
 * "Fat man, what the HELL is wrong with you?"
 * "Zoey, you know you're shooting me, right?"
 * "Ow! I ain't damn bulletproof."
 * "Man, I hope I never get on your bad side."
 * "There's something over there."
 * "There is definitely something over there."
 * "Kilt your bitch ass. Bitch."
 * "Sit yer steroid ass down, bitch."
 * "Yeah, yeah, Louis just shot yer bitch ass."
 * "How you like that? Funky-ass bitch."
 * "Punk-ass bitch."
 * "Oh it's BITCH apocalypse now, bitch."
 * "When all this is over, you think they'll call us heroes? We are savin' humanity, right? I mean, a very small, four-person chunk of it, but still."
 * "Yeah, I won. Yeah, yeah."
 * "Hoody-ass bitch."
 * "Funky-smellin' bitch."
 * "Set yer bitch ass on fire!"
 * "I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged."
 * "Are you out of your damn mind!"
 * "ARE YOU INSANE?"
 * "What the hell was that?"
 * "Did you hear that?"
 * "Are you seeing this?"
 * "Oh come the hell on."
 * "Zombies might have done us a favor, really. Think about it. We get to start over now."
 * "My last life? District IT manager at Fischer Platt. Not good practice for zombie killing, you know?"
 * "Folks I was with before you three, wouldn't keep movin'. Figured they could wait it out. They couldn't."
 * "I think I just discovered a cure for infection. Lead."
 * "Infected or not - they don't like bullets."
 * "Smile when it hurts the most. That's my philosophy."
 * "Winning isn't everything. Wantin' to win is."
 * "We'll beat 'em 'cause we're better than them. Period."
 * "Humanity ain't beat, it's just takin' a breather."
 * "We'll be laughin' about it when we get to the other side."
 * "Even I can't make lemonade out of this shit."
 * "I guess I'm just a glass-half-full guy."
 * "Ahhh, probably for the best."
 * "Alright, that makes us even."

Zoey

 * "You don't have to worry about bats, they aren't vampires you know."
 * "Off the chain? are you kidding me?"
 * "The glass is empty, Louis. It's completely empty!"
 * "In zombie movies, the pretty girl *always* dies first."
 * "Francis, you're not making any sense again."
 * "Have you guys seen any other immune women?"
 * "Until I met you guys, I didn't know anyone else was immune."
 * "Next to you Louis, I feel kinda underdressed for this apocalypse."
 * "Nice power tie."
 * "How did you find out you were immune? It's a helluva test, huh?"
 * "I bet you say that to all the girls."
 * "I'd kiss you...if you didn't smell like that."
 * "I hope no one promised him a woman."
 * "I love you. I know."
 * "You get a free bowl of soup with that hat? But it looks good on you."
 * "Nice shootin', Tex."
 * "The zed word - don't say it."
 * "You are a charming, beautiful man."
 * "You are beautiful, sexy and charming. Thank you."
 * "Get away from him, you bitch!"
 * "You're going to get yourself killed."
 * "It ain't gonna happen."
 * "You might want to rethink that. Just sayin'."
 * "Well, it's official. I am sick to death of zombies."
 * "Hey Bill, at least we're going *down* the stairs."
 * "Yeah, just us and a million zombies."
 * "They come out at night. Mostly..."
 * "I really wish my mom was here to help me."
 * "I'm getting scared. I never hurt this bad, ever."
 * "Mom..."
 * "I just wanna go home."
 * "Oh my God! I think...I think...Grrr... Just kidding."
 * "Smooth, Louis. Real smooth."
 * "Wow, you're a real terror."
 * "Eat it, ugly."
 * "Louis, is that what your mama taught you?"
 * "What the hell are you doing, Louis?"