Invasion of the Body Snatchas!

Developer Message
Hidden within the game's code are messages from the game's authors.

Stop looking in my program ! I never wanted to be a programmer I always wanted to be a ... (a) Sex Aid (b) Lumberjack (c) Hedgehog (d) Cheese cake (e) Father

Answers on a postcard please to Simon Brattel & Neil Mottershead

This program is copyright ( but not by us )

ANNOUNCEMENT

This space has been rented by the Design-Design marriage guidance bureau. TWO aging depressed (depressing) programmers { soon to be certified } seek female company with a view to establishing an extremely verbose relationship.

Translation :- 'Love amongst the cheese cakes' (Fruit cakes)

END OF ANNOUNCEMENT

PS Lavernia's massage parlour has moved to 125 Smedley Rd Cheetham Hill LN / Tel. 061 205 6603 and ask for Joe

PSS This game owes its existance to :- (53) 2-Litre coke bottles (6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes (24) Very hot curries (4) 600 K floppy discs (100000) Neurons (1) Another Greens Original (4) 1/2 pint glasses (98) kWh of t'electric (2*4*10^6*60*60*10*49) T-States

and finally

(980) misery filled hours of wasted effort.

PSSS We appologise for the awful noises They weren't our idea

PSSSS Coming soon (we hope) THE LOADER ... and so off they go into the dawn ... ... pausing only to reconstruct the Nascam ... ... reinvent the keyboard ... ... resubmit the cheques ... ... think of the next line ... But the cheese cake has arrived and so I must go.

10-4 (aaaaaaargh !)

"Is that the sort of thing you're after ?" "Yes I think we can use that."