The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion/Shivering Isles

Amiable Fanriene
''I'm Amiable Fanriene. Sorry, can't talk. Got to move on. It's not safe here. The walls are about to collapse. You'd best get moving, friend!''

''No time to chat. The ceiling looks like it's about to buckle. Got to move.''

''Sorry, friend. It's not safe here. Can't talk now. Got to move. Carefully. Don't want to bring the place down on our heads!''

Perhaps my Lord will fortify the walls?

Because the quest-related dialogue takes precedence, even after the quest is completed, all of Famriene’s greetings are absent in the actual game.

Atrabhi (Mania)
''Hello. I'm Atrabhi! People think I'm not friendly because I'm always reading. I enjoy a good conversation, though.''

''Oh, hello. The real world just isn't as colorful as the ones in the story books, is it? Nor as truthful as the essays and histories. Alas.''

''Hi there. You remind me of one of the characters from a story I've been reading. What can I do for you?''

''Hi there. Not to be rude or anything, but I'm anxious to get back to my book.''

My Lord, there aren't enough pages in all the books in the world to hold your glory!

A series of unused greetings that simply never are spoken in the game. Noticing a pattern yet?

Caldana Monrius
''Hello there, hello indeed! I'm Caldana Monrius. Well met! Help me out,friend. I need some skooma. Real bad. The good stuff. You know? Been dry for days. Got some skooma for me? I pay well. Yes, indeed... Sheogorath's palace is quite lovely this time of year. Sure, I can give you directions! Can't be too careful. Please, friend. I'm begging you. Help me out.''

''Gimme the skooma! Don't hold out on me. I know you have it!''

''Pssst. Buddy. Gimme the skooma already. Quit playing around!''

''I'll do anything to suck down some sweet Skooma. Anything. You got some?''

''My Lord? Are you aware we are suffering a Skooma shortage?''

Caldana was supposed to greet you differently at random times; unfortunately her first Skooma request takes precedence over all other greetings and can not be heard in-game.

Jastira Nanus (Dementia)
''Did you know I've counted over a 954 dead rats, 137 dead Grummites, and 12 dead men? I'm Jastira Nanus, by the way. I count corpses. I'm good at it.''

''It's been so long since I've seen a corpse to count. Perhaps I'll have to make my own. Yep, that's what I'll have to do. Yes, can I help you?''

''It's the Madgod Himself! My Lord! I've been keeping track of all the dead things for you. There's lots of dead things. I've counted them all!''

Three additional greetings were recorded for Jastira, but her quest and ingredient-related dialogue will always take precedence.

J'zidzo (Dementia)
''Look. I don't know you. I don't really want to know you. If you insist on talking to me, go right ahead. But I won't promise to be nice.''

''I thought I made it perfectly clear. I'm not interested in whatever you are selling, so if you don't mind...''

''Don't you have something better to do than bother perfectly innocent people with your idiotic rambling? But if you insist, go right on ahead.''

''I don't know where you got the impression that I want to talk with you. You must be kinda slow, huh?''

''Lord Sheogorath, up off his throne and slumming it with us little folk, eh? Well, it's good to see you. What can I possibly do for you, My Lord?''

Five additional hateful greetings were recorded for J'zidzo's Dementia split counterpart but can never be heard in-game.

J'zidzo (Mania)
''I'm J'zidzo. What has four legs, a tail, and is red in Cyrodiil? A bloody black horse courier. Hahahaha! ... Ahahaha!''

''What time is it when a Minotaur sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence! Ahaha!''

''A day without sunshine is like... night. Ahahaha!''

''Why do wizards write books? Because they're good at spelling! Ahahaha!''

''Why did the bandit take a bath? To get a clean getaway! Ahaha!''

''Why are pirates, pirates? Because they just Arrrghhh! Oh ho ho ho!'''

''Did you hear about the two Argonians that walked into a tavern? The second one should have seen it coming. Ahaha!''

''What did Sheogorath say to the man who refused to wear pants? "Come to the Shivering Isles, I can clearly see you're nuts!" Ahahahaha!''

''Why did Sheogorath measure the Shivering Isles? Because he's the ruler! Ah ho ho ho!''

''What do you call a Golden Saint who has his fingers stuck in his ears? Anything you like, he can't hear you. Ahahaha!''

''I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Ahaha! On the other hand... you have different fingers. Oh ho ho ho!''

''Madgod! I've been collecting jokes for you. I have thousands for you to listen to. Did you hear the one about the Grummite and the Heretic?''

A total of 12 additional jokes were recorded for J’zidzo's Mania split personality, all of them meant to be heard randomly when he greets you. Unfortunately, the quest dialogue always takes precedence so the jokes does not appear in the game.

Kishashi
''I am Kishashi and Fellmoor is my domain. A queen, some would call me. But others will say that Cindanwe is in charge. Pah! Liars! Her majesty cannot tolerate a liar. It is I who makes the rules here. If you need anything, you come to me.''

''I am Kishashi, great hero of the northlands. I once single handedly held off an entire horde of Grummites.''

''Have you heard my story about the time I beat seven Orcs in a drinking contest? I'm famous for it!''

''have died seven times, each more painful than the last. But still, I return! Would you like to hear about it?''

Urul gro-Agamph (Dementia)
''I'm Urul gro-Agamph. You shouldn't scare people like that. I don't care if you are a mean nasty wolf. It isn't nice. Okay, okay. Just don't hurt me!''

''Yikes! Get away from me you foul beast! Somebody help! A mountain lion has gotten into the village!''

''Don't eat me! For the love of Sheogorath! Please, don't eat me!''

''Nice doggy. Good doggy. Don't hurt me, doggy. Doggy want a bone? No no, not my bones, not my bones! Eeek!''

''I've never seen such a huge bird. Don't peck out my eyes! I mean it. Stay back, you!''

''Don't eat me. DON'T EAT ME! By Sheogorath's beard, you're a mean looking one!''

Six demented greetings were recorded for Urul, but the quest-related dialogue takes precedence at all times

Urul gro-Agamph (Mania)
''Hello, little one! I'm Urul gro-Agamph. All kinds of cute animals come to visit me. Just like you did! You're a pretty butterfly, aren't you?''

''You're certainly a cute little thing aren't you? Did you fly a long way? You did? Come here and perch on my shoulder for awhile.''

''Hello there! You're a cute little thing, aren't you? A little baby bear. Did you get lost?''

''I've never seen such colors on a cat before. You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!''

''Are you a gruff little dog, are you? Well, come curl up here by my feet then.''

''A God. My God. Wow. I thought little furry puppy dogs were the cutest thing in the world. But, look at you! I could just eat you up!''

Six demented greetings were recorded for Urul, but the quest-related dialogue takes precedence at all times.

Zoe Malene
''Zoe Malene's the name. Sorry I don't have much time to have a formal introduction, but I must get my latest painting finished! Not that it matters, really. I'm sure I'll lose my inspiration halfway through.''

I don't have time for this; I must get back to my next catastrophic waste of time.

Zoe was supposed to greet you normally and explain her lack of inspiration, but the quest-related dialogue takes precedence at all times, making these two recorded lines non-existent in-game.

Others
''Lord Sheogorath, here in Deepwallow? May Scalon blood flow at your feet, Lord!''

After the Main Quest, Dulphumph was supposed to greet you with the utmost respect with the above line, yet it does not appear in the game.

''What do you need, Sparkles? I'm always here. Can't afford to sleep. Can't be too careful.''

''So far, so good. If this world's a dream, I'm not waking up.''

According to the construction set, Pad-Ei was supposed to suffer from a rather odd insomnia, causing him to stay up all night long; the above lines will never be heard in the game because the "Whadda you need?"-greeting takes precedence.