South Park Rally (PC)

South Park Rally is a Mario Kart clone with South Park characters. Like most of the early games in the series, it was poorly received for being little more than a generic kart racer and an attempt to cash in on the cartoon's success. To say nothing of the difficult controls, confusing objectives, ludicrous physics, and cheatsy AI that has no trouble controlling their car while you struggle to turn without getting stuck between something.

That said, the PC iteration is probably the best version of the game, and if anything is so bad it's good.

Unused Sounds
All sound files are located in the sound folder.

Comedy Central Chime
The original Comedy Central chime. This should play when the Comedy Central logo is displayed at the beginning of the game, but it doesn't.

Mayor McDaniels
Located under the subfolder voiceovers are a few (presumably) unused lines from the Mayor, meant to be used for the results screen.

"The Chickenlover!" (File name: WG_CHICKENLOVER.wav)

While the Chickenlover (aka the Bookmobile driver) is the subject of the "Read a Book Day" level, he isn't playable and doesn't seem to physically appear.

"The clown!" (File name: WG_CLOWN.wav)

As it turns out, this game has a rather stunning lack of clowns, leaving no place for this to be used.

"Mrs. Crabtree!" (File name: WG_CRABTREE.wav)

While Mrs. Crabtree (the angry bus driver lady) can be heard when crashing into oncoming school buses, she herself is not playable.

"The tractor!" (File name: WG_TRACTOR.wav)

A tractor appears as a hazard in several stages, but does not seem to be playable in any capacity.

"Santa!" (File name: WG_SANTA.wav)

The jolly old elf doesn't appear to be in this game. He might be in the Christmas level, but this requires more investigation.

"Him!" (File name: WG_HIM.wav)

This seems to just be a filler line.

"Who the hell is that?" (File name: WG_WHO.wav)

Also seems to be a filler line.