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While there are a lot of changes here, there aren't nearly as many as in Olimar's notes.

Contents

Interesting Changes

Significant changes, additions, and deletions.

014 - Toxic Toadstool

Demo Final
Its appearance is so malignant
that I cannot bear to look at it!
Beware the poison mushroom!
This fatal fungus overflows with
venom and is a peril to the eyes.
This poisonous mushroom is so
malicious, I cannot even bear to
look at it! This fatal fungus
overflows with venom and is
perilous indeed...

This description was rewritten significantly.

015 - Growshroom

Demo Final
Eat one of these and grow to
twice your normal size as a
strange, familiar noise sounds...
I believe I have heard of such a
toxic toadstool somewhere
before, but I know not where.
Such mushrooms are dangerous,
and good boys and girls should
steer clear of them.
Eat one of these and grow to
twice your normal size! Perfect
for skinny beings unable to pack
on any girth.
 
 
 
 
 

Like Olimar's description, the demo's text makes the connection to Super Mario Bros. clearer.

019 - Arboreal Frippery

Demo Final
Use it in pieces, or cover an
entire world in leafiness!
Use it in pieces, or cover an
entire wall in leafiness!

The scope of leafiness was lessened greatly in the final script.

037 - Pale Passion

Demo Final
A sweet tooth's dream! Is this
real? Or am I dreaming? If I had
teeth, I'd be brushing with vigor!
A sweet tooth's dream! Is this
real? Or am I dreaming? If I had
teeth, I'd be nibbling with vigor!

The ship changes from hypothetically brushing its teeth to hypothetically eating the thing.

038 - White Goodness

Demo Final
Take sweets. This is the most
potent item in the love series.
 
Take sweets! This is the most
potent item in the sweet tooth
series.

The earlier description has a different name for the sweet tooth series.

039 - Chocolate Cushion

Demo Final
Fill your tub with the rich aroma
of milk and soak your stench
away. Don't be stingy, now!
Fill your tub with the rich aroma
of milk and soak your stench
away. Don't be stingy, now!
Think of the children!

A blatant plea for children pondering was added to the final script.

058 - Shiny Disc

Demo Final
How beautifully it sparkles! This
work of art is dangerous to the
foolish, so handle with care.
 
 
 
 
 
 
This shiny disc sparkles
beautifully, but its edge could
effortlessly sheer through the
armor plating of a battlecruiser.
Is it not true that all great art
is "edgy" for its time? Buy this
landmark piece today!
(Handle with care. May not be
suitable for small children.)

This description was spiced up considerably.

060 - Milk Tub

Demo Final
Yes, it is a romance-filled
addition to the love series!
The sweet aroma will attract
members of the opposite gender.
Yes, it is a romance-filled
addition to the sweet tooth
series! The sweet aroma will
attract members of the opposite
gender.

The earlier group name appears again.

062 - Broken Food Master

Demo Final
Behold the heavenly sparkle of
this, the ruler of the tongue,
which is, in its turn, the
vigilant doorkeeper of air and
food and water, of life itself!
Behold the heavenly sparkle of
this, one of the three sacred
treasures of Samadush! Now you
can own the artifact of
endless food and drink!

The description was changed so that the ship mentioned Samadush, something stated in Olimar's description of the item. Unfortunately, this means that some interesting metaphors were removed.

069 - Harmonic Synthesizer

Demo Final
This clamlike sound generator
is all-natural. The purity of
its harmonic tone is irresistable.
 
This clamlike sound generator
is all-natural. The purity of
its percussive tone is
irresistible. Clack-Clack!

Some clacks were added. Clack.

076 - Time Capsule

Demo Final
This machine was found buried
like a time machine, holding
image data of unknown origin.
This shiny pod was found buried
like a time capsule, holding
image data of unknown origin.

Changed from a mighty time machine to a mere time capsule.

084 - Innocence Lost

Demo Final
Innocence... All used to
possess it, but lost it over time.
This star is the shape of that
precious memory.
 
Innocence... Every being once
possessed it, but lost it over
time. This star is the shape of
that precious memory. All major
credit cards accepted.

A nice joke was added at the end of the final description.

089 - Vacuum Processor

Demo Final
Harnessing the absence of air,
this environmentally-friendly
computer is incredibly fast.
Being unstable in high winds is
a bit of a minus, however.
Harnessing the absence of air,
this environmentally friendly
computer is incredibly fast.
A predisposition to implosion is
a bit of a minus, however.

The treasure's defects are much worse in the final script.

098 - Repair Juggernaut

Demo Final
Compared to our local product
Fix Man, this is two times...four
times... No, even more!
This metal fastener is 256 times
more powerful! Give it time and
it will fix anything in position!
Compared to standard bonding
epoxy, this item is two times...
four times... No, even more!
This metal fastener is 256 times
more powerful! In time, it will fix
anything in position!

The final script removes an insight into the Hocotate Freight business, a bonding product called "Fix Man".

107 - Tear Stone

Demo Final
An emerald in the shape of a
four-leaf plant. Its vivid green
soothes souls and calls forth joy.
 
An emerald in the shape of a
four-leaf plant. Its vivid green
hue soothes the soul and calls
forth joy. Order yours today!

The ship is pushier with his sales pitch in the final text.

115 - Pink Menace

Demo Final
This shape is the universal
symbol of love...yet the stone's
cut and refraction is menacing!
It could be used to create a
horrible laser weapon, or
something even worse.
...We machines live in eternal fear
of the ability of sentient beings
to turn anything into a weapon.
 
 
 
This gem holds the shape of
the universal symbol of love,
yet its cut and light-refracting
abilities make it a menacing
super-weapon in disguise! It
could be used to create a
horrifying, doomsday death
ray...or something even worse.
We peaceful machines live in
eternal fear of the ability of
living beings to turn anything
into a weapon.

The machine plays up the treasure's destructive capabilities a smidge more.

144 - Talisman of Life

Demo Final
Does this desire ever come to
fruition? I do not know...but this
beautiful card makes me wonder.
Even we machines ponder the
end of the metaphysical road.
 
 
Does this desire ever come to
fruition? I do not know...but this
beautiful deck of luck wafers
makes me wonder. Even we
machines ponder the great
power-down at the end of the
trail.

Since this isn't a card, but a deck of cards, that part was changed. The Ship's metaphor for dying was also changed.

157 - Proton AA

Demo Final
Some enigmatic energy unknown
on Hocotate lies inside! It is so
unpredictable, it cannot be used.
Some enigmatic energy unknown
on Hocotate is trapped inside!
Who couldn't use more energy?

The usability of this item's energy differs completely between scripts.

177 - Hypnotic Platter / Adults-only Emblem

Demo Final
Children know nothing of it; they
must never know. This a fun-
loving emblem for adults only.
Enjoy it fully in secret!
 
 
The bizarre insignia on this
serrated platter inspires
inexplicable feelings of
pleasure that can only be
replicated by a long, cool
drink. Or so I am told.

The other half of this treasure's censoring.

178 - Massive Lid / Plain Lid

Demo Final
After much evaluation and
processing, this item has been
classified as a mere cap.
Does it have some unknown
value? Within the realm of
imagination, it is priceless!
After much evaluation and
processing, this item has been
classified as a massive cap.
What powerful force might it
have held back at one time?
Only the ages know!

The demo script is a lot less interesting, matching the early treasure name, "Plain Lid".

185 - Geographic Projection

Demo Final
You should. This is the ultimate
storehouse of geographic data in
the entire galaxy.
You should. This is the ultimate
storehouse of geographic data in
the known universe.

The range of this treasure's data was expanded greatly.

186 - Prototype Detector

Demo Final
Is this a miracle crystal born of
universal desire, or a machine
manufactured by the master of
Dimension X? Whatever it is, it
reacts to treasure. It is handy,
so do not give it a hard time.
Is this a miracle gadget born of
universal desire, or a machine
manufactured by the master of
Dimension X? Whatever it is, it
reacts to treasure!
 

A line about not bothering the treasure was removed.

187 - Five-man Napsack

Demo Final
Tests on our employees were
very positive; their strange
dreams were an added bonus.
Tests on our employees were
very positive; their bizarre
dreams were an added bonus.

Strange was changed to Bizarre for some strange reason.

198 - Flare Cannon

Demo Final
In case you wonder, it cannot be
used as a substitute for a
spaceship's rockets.

In case you wonder, it cannot be
used as a substitute for a
spaceship's rockets and should
never be used to cook sausages.
Never.

Just as Olimar's description was updated for the final script, this was as well.

The Other Changes

At least there's less of them this time.

002 - Sunseed Berry

Demo Final
Eat one and change your life!
 
Eat one today and change your
life!

005 - Disguised Delicacy

Demo Final
It is times like these that make
me wish I were equipped with
a set of taste buds.
It is times like these that make
me wish I were equipped with
advanced taste capabilities.

016 - Onion Replica

Demo Final
This plant closely resembles the
pride and joy of Hocotate. The
comfort in its familiar form and
the surprise in its unexpected
taste combine to form...harmony?
Try it in some hot soup!
 
This plant closely resembles the
pride and joy of Hocotate. The
comfort of its familiar form and
the surprise of its unexpected
taste mingle to form...
veggie harmony? Try it in some
hot soup today!

017 - Science Project

Demo Final
The perfect plant for extra-credit
research for a Hocotate
elementary pupil's science fair.
The perfect plant for extra-
credit research for a Hocotate
elementary pupil's science fair.

018 - Pilgrim Bulb

Demo Final
Can a plant from a primitive star
take root in Hocotate's soil?
Won't you invest in this
romantic adventure?
Can a plant from a primitive
planet take root in Hocotate's
soil? Won't you invest in this
romantic pursuit?

020 - Conifer Spire

Demo Final
Life is full...but short! Is this one
of those short-lived life-forms
that changes shape as it ages?
Even though it is dried out, it
has not lost its unique charm.
 
Life is full...but short! Is this
one of those short-lived life-
forms that changes shape as it
ages? Even though it is dried
out, it has not lost its unique
charm.

023 - Meat of Champions

Demo Final
Think you can eat it all? Then
start eating! That is the ardor
this giant piece of meat incites.
It has just the right flexibility
and a thick slab of fat that will
make all gourmets, epicures,
kings of the table, and queens of
the buffet growl with delight.
Think you can eat it all? Then
start eating! That is the goal
this giant piece of meat incites.
It has just the right texture...
And a thick slab of fat that will
make all gourmets, epicures,
kings of the table, and queens of
the buffet howl with delight.

026 - Taste Sensation

Demo Final
If that describes you, then this is
for you. Its flavor is the balm to
heal your wounded soul!
If that describes you, then this
is for you. Its flavor is the balm
to heal your wounded soul!

029 - Impenetrable Cookie

Demo Final
It is hard. Really hard. Too hard.
So hard that you're not sure you
can eat it, even though you must.
This hard snack is infused with
the essence of stubborness, and
you are powerless to resist it.
 
It is hard. Really hard. Too hard.
So hard that you're not sure you
can eat it, even though you
must. This hard snack is infused
with the essence of
stubbornness, and you are
powerless to resist it.

036 - Diet Doomer

Demo Final
Alas, that we machines know
nothing of eating! The ultimate
pleasure... If only I had a mouth!
Alas, we machines know nothing
of eating! The ultimate
pleasure... If only I had a mouth!

043 - Possessed Squash

Demo Final
Such radiance! Such shine! Like
magic, this stimulates greed in
all intelligent life-forms.
Bring your wallets and gather
around, buyers!
Such radiance! Such shine! Like
magic, this product stimulates
greed in all intelligent life-
forms. Bring your wallets and
gather around, buyers!

044 - Fossilized Ursidae

Demo Final
Put this in a natural history
museum and watch the visitors
line up waving money!
This giant life-form was found
on a savage planet and comes
with its own rumored curse!
Does it really come alive under a
full moon? Own it and find out!
Put this in a natural history
museum and watch the visitors
line up waving money! This giant
statue was found on a savage
planet and comes with its own
rumored curse! Does it really
come alive under a full moon?
Own it and find out!

046 - Leviathan Feather

Demo Final
All that's been discovered of this
titanic bird is a single feather.
Whatever did it look like?
Your imagination is the only tool
needed to paint a picture of this
dream (or nightmare) bird!
All that's been discovered of
this titanic bird is a single
feather. Whatever did it look
like? Your imagination is the only
tool needed to paint a picture of
this dream (or nightmare) bird!

047 - Olimarnite Shell

Demo Final
A fossil of an ancient sea
inhabitant. It is most unusual
despite its unappealing name.
(Captain Olimar named it without
consulting anyone. He could have
at least named it after me...)
 
A fossil of an ancient sea
inhabitant. It is most desirable
despite its unappealing name.
(Captain Olimar named it without
consulting anyone. He could
have at least named it after
his faithful spaceship...)

049 - Scrumptious Shell

Demo Final
This flavorful item's texture is
most agreeable to any life-form...
or so my data suggests.
This flavorful item's texture is
most agreeable to any life-
form... Or so my data suggests.

055 - Unknown Merit

Demo Final
Such is the life of a salaried man.
His name will not be remembered.
His family will not understand.
But if the results bear out his
efforts, that is enough. Now,
nose to the grindstone, drone!
 
Such is the life of a salaried
man. His name will not be
remembered. His family will not
understand. But if the results
bear out his efforts, that is
enough. Now, nose to the
grindstone, drone!

056 - Lustrous Element

Demo Final
Such radiance! Such shine! Like
magic, this stimulates greed in
all intelligent life-forms.
Bring your wallets and gather
around, buyers!
Such radiance! Such shine! Like
magic, this product stimulates
greed in all intelligent life-
forms. Bring your wallets and
gather around, buyers!

059 - Invigorator

Demo Final
The unique perfume of this item
will destroy drowsiness, making
endless nights a walk in the park.
This invigorator is perfect for
those who have to work even
when they least want to.
The unique perfume of this item
will destroy drowsiness, making
endless nights a walk in the
park. This invigorator is perfect
for those who have to work even
when they least want to.

061 - Merciless Extractor

Demo Final
SQUEEEEEZE! An avaricious,
savage heart in machine form!
SQUEEEEEZE! A ruthless,
savage heart in machine form!

064 - Decorative Goo

Demo Final
Everyone enjoys decorating in
favorite tones, but it's vital to
utilize new colors now and then.
This will surely help you discover
a new you!
Everyone enjoys decorating in
favorite hues, but it's vital to
utilize new colors now and then.
This tube of goo will surely help
you discover a new you!

065 - Master's Instrument

Demo Final
No artistic inclinations? No color
sense? No worries! This symbol
of the creative soul was found
resting on a primitive planet.
From this day forward, you are
an artist of the ages!
No artistic inclinations? No color
sense? No worries! This no-
hassle art implement was found
on a primitive planet. From this
day forward, you can be an artist
of the ages!

067 - Implement of Toil

Demo Final
"Poor me..." "Woe is me..."
"So much work..." "Pity me..."
"Life stinks..." "Sigh..."
These phrases fill one with a
sense of sadness, and all are
evoked by this mysterious charm.
 
"Poor me..." "Woe is me..."
"So much work..." "Pity me..."
"Boo hoo..." "Sigh..."
These phrases fill one with a
sense of sadness, and all are
evoked by this mysterious
charm.

068 - Heavy-duty Magnetizer

Demo Final
The most powerful magnetic
force in the universe! The
healing properties of a magnetic
shower relieves backaches,
headaches, toothaches and even
dreaded spleenaches!
The most powerful magnetic
force in the universe! The
healing properties of magnetic
fields relieve backaches,
headaches, toothaches, and even
dreaded spleenaches!

070 - Emperor Whistle

Demo Final
Air passing through the inner
chamber sounds a high note that
acts like an acoustic boulder.
Air passing through the inner
chamber sounds a high note that
acts as an acoustic refreshment.

071 - Director of Destiny

Demo Final
This amazing, fortune-telling
device follows the flow of fate
with incredibly eerie accuracy.
It calculates the magnetic fields
of planets, stars, and living
organisms to track destiny.
If you're an optimist who feels
that life points both south and
north, then this is for you!
This amazing, fortune-telling
device follows the flow of fate
with eerie accuracy. It calculates
the magnetic fields of planets,
stars, and living organisms to
track the pulse of destiny itself.
If you're an optimist who feels
that life points both south and
north, this is for you!

077 - Lip Service

Demo Final
What is wrong with the delicate
dance of beautification, flattery,
and flirtation? What, I ask?
If it makes a situation more fun,
keep it up! That is called mood-
making! Come on! Buy this item!
What is wrong with the delicate
dance of beautification, flattery,
and flirtation? What, I ask?
If it makes life more fun, keep it
up! Come on! Buy yours today!
 

078 - Mirrored Stage

Demo Final
Come rain, wind or typhoon, this
item will always support the
singer deep inside your soul.
It is a lovely instant dance stage.
How about taking one on tour
with you, star of rock?
Come rain, wind, or typhoon, this
stage will always support the
hidden singer deep in your soul.
It is a lovely instant dance
stage. How about taking one on
tour with you, star of rock?

079 - Behemoth Jaw

Demo Final
Let your imagination have its
way and create the largest of all
living beings in your head!
Let your imagination run wild and
create the largest of all living
beings in your head!

080 - Joy Receptacle

Demo Final
Be satisfied with the outer shell
of this item! It is more endearing
since you can't see what's inside.
Not being able to open it makes
it all the more nice and special.
...In reality, it is empty!
 
Be satisfied with the decorative
outer shell of this rectangle! It
is more endearing since you
can't see what's inside. Not
being able to open it makes it all
the more special.
...In reality, it is empty!

081 - Fleeting Art Form

Demo Final
It is a temporary spectacle
compared to eternity's children.
And yet that is WHY it is art!
Machines like me are incapable
of comprehending this...
 
It is a temporary spectacle
compared to the glory of
eternity. And yet that is WHY it
is art! Machines like me are
incapable of comprehending
this...

082 - Danger Chime

Demo Final
No danger, no matter how small,
dodges the notice of this never-
fail, peace-of-mind alarm system.
In fact, it will warn you of danger
that is not even present!
 
No danger, no matter how small,
dodges the notice of this never-
fail, peace-of-mind alarm
system. In fact, it will warn you
of danger that is not even
present!

088 - Mystical Disc

Demo Final
Feel these mysterious patterns...
Does your heart open? Only the
pure of heart can truly know this
mystic circle's power.
 
Feel these mysterious
patterns... Does your heart
open? Only the pure of heart can
truly know this mystic circle's
power.

090 - Indomitable CPU

Demo Final
This will solve any problem,
given enough time! The selling
point of this computer is its grit.
This will solve any problem,
given enough time! This CPU's
true processing grit sells itself.

094 - Nouveau Table

Demo Final
This will surely be a hit on
Hocotate. Why not be the creator
of a new trend?
This will surely be a hit on
Hocotate. Why not be the
creator of a new trend?

095 - Omega Flywheel

Demo Final
Gravitational, electromagnetic,
centripetal, dynamic, centrifugal...
More powerful than any of the
myriad forces of physics is this:
the largest, strongest, fastest,
coolest flywheel of all time!
It is so powerful as to be
immeasurable, so there is no
way to confirm its potential.
 
Gravitational, electromagnetic,
centripetal, dynamic,
centrifugal... More powerful
than any of the myriad forces of
physics is this: the largest,
strongest, fastest, coolest
flywheel of all time! It is so
powerful as to be immeasurable,
so there is no way to confirm its
astounding potential.

099 - Adamantine Girdle

Demo Final
It is certainly unattractive, but
which do you value more: fashion
or safety?
It is certainly unattractive, but
which do you value more: fashion
or personal safety?

100 - Massage Girdle

Demo Final
This item, though rough, is a
perfect support belt for fathers!
This item, though rough, is a
perfect back brace for fathers!

104 - Petrified Heart

Demo Final
This deep crimson stone is said
to reflect humanoid souls and
indicate strong emotions.
This crimson stone is said
to reflect the contents of the
soul and detect strong emotions.

106 - Regal Diamond

Demo Final
Merely gazing at this will make
girlfriends feel like the queens
of the galaxy and boyfriends
feel like the kings of debt. Fit
for the ruler of the universe, this
is the ultimate giant diamond.
This scintillating jewel will make
girlfriends feel like queens
of the galaxy and boyfriends
feel like kings of debt. Fit
for the ruler of the universe, it is
the ultimate giant diamond.

107 - Tear Stone

Demo Final
Like a forlorn heart during the
rainy season, this sapphire is
lovely but tinged with sadness.
 
Like a forlorn heart during the
rainy season, this sapphire is
lovely...but tinged with
sadness.

112 - Essence of Despair

Demo Final
Long ago, evil forces clashed
with those of justice...and the
evil was locked up in a stone.
This is that stone. (Am I evil for
making up such a tale? Justice,
please look the other way!)
 
Long ago, evil forces clashed
with the forces of justice...
The evil was defeated and locked
away in this stone.
(Am I evil for making up such a
tale? Justice, please look the
other way!)

113 - Essence of True Love

Demo Final
All anger and unrelieved stress
are washed away by the glory of
this symbol of universal love.
Wash away all your stress and
angst with the glory of this
enduring symbol of love.

114 - Essence of Desire

Demo Final
Stones, soil, and the stars
themselves overflow with delight
for this symbol of galactic love.
 
Stones, soil, and the stars
themselves radiate with delight
for this symbol of galactic
desire.

116 - Joyless Jewel

Demo Final
Those who view its green twinkle
become filled with great
hopes and expectations.
However, this rewards neither.
This artistic sham is only
for short-lived happiness.
Those who view this gem's green
twinkle become filled with great
hopes and expectations.
However, it rewards neither.
This artistic sham only
provides short-lived happiness.

120 - Universal Com

Demo Final
A communications monitor found
on an uncivilized planet! Sadly,
it is broken and does not work.
As such, its purpose cannot be
confirmed. Yet...that only
heightens its irresistable appeal.
Reality...or misperception? Either
way, you should buy it.
 
This communications monitor was
found on an uncivilized planet!
Sadly, it is broken and does not
work. As such, its purpose
cannot be confirmed. Yet...that
only heightens its irresistible
appeal. Reality...or
misperception? Either way,
you should buy it!

121 - Omniscient Sphere

Demo Final
This creature holds the greatest
concentration of knowledge in all
of the known universe.
However, due to its reclusive
personality, it pretends to be a
mere pebble.
This creature holds the greatest
concentration of knowledge in all
of the known universe. However,
due to its reclusive personality,
it pretends to be a mere pebble.
 

123 - Love Sphere

Demo Final
...But, due to its shyness, it will
never speak of that love.
...However, due to its shyness,
it will never speak of that love.

124 - Crystallized Telekinesis

Demo Final
This crystal is enpowered with
psychokinetic abilities.
This crystal is empowered with
psychokinetic abilities.

Spelling fix for "enpowered".

127 - Maternal Sculpture

Demo Final
This shape... Though the mind
forgets, the heart remembers. All
sentient life-forms must recall
the love of their mothers!
This shape... Though the mind
forgets, the heart remembers.
All sentient life-forms must
recall the love of their mothers!

131 - Silencer

Demo Final
1 hour... 2 hours...
I am...feeling...drowsy.
Energy saving...mode...initiated...
One hour... Two hours...
I am...feeling...drowsy...
Energy-saving...mode...initiated

133 - Coiled Launcher

Demo Final
Just an ordinary spring? Hardly!
It is a high-speed thrill-ride
tested by one of our employees!
Jump aboard for a ride so fast,
it'll make you see other worlds!
Just an ordinary spring? Hardly!
This is a high-speed thrill ride
tested by one of our employees!
Jump aboard for a ride so fast,
it'll make you see other worlds!

134 - Boom Cone

Demo Final
This will exhilirate your soul like
magical popcorn! KA-BOOOOOM!
This will exhilarate your soul like
magical popcorn! KA-BOOOOOM!

The spelling for "exhilirate" was corrected.

136 - Doomsday Apparatus

Demo Final
An apocalyptic weapon made of
super-heavy, gravity-compressed
materials of unknown origin.
The fact that its great weight
makes it uncontrollable is, at
times, a mild detriment.
 
An apocalyptic weapon made of
super-heavy, gravity-
compressed materials of
unknown origin. The fact that its
great weight makes it
uncontrollable is, at times, a mild
detriment.

141 - Priceless Statue

Demo Final
For those who hail subordinates
and send them into the unknown...
Only these few will appreciate
this fine, distinctive stone...
(Did I just describe myself?)
 
For those who hail subordinates
and send them into the
unknown... Only these few will
appreciate this fine, distinctive
stone...
(Did I just describe myself?)

Grammar fix.

142 - Boss Stone

Demo Final
Proof of megalithic civilization! Proof of a megalithic civilization!

148 - Stone of Glory

Demo Final
This odd rock is completely filled
with nostalgia. None can dispute
the magical powers of this stone.
Can the day when this rock rules
the entire universe be far away?
 
This odd rock is completely filled
with nostalgia. None can dispute
the magical powers of this
stone. Can the day when this
rock rules the entire universe be
far away?

150 - Cosmic Archive

Demo Final
All worldy matters, from time's
start to its end, are said to be
recorded in this historical vault!
All worldly matters, from time's
start to its end, are said to be
recorded in this historical vault!

Spelling fix for "worldy".

160 - Fuel Reservoir

Demo Final
According to my measurements,
almost no energy should remain
within...yet it keeps on flowing.
According to my measurements,
almost no energy should remain
within...yet some does.

162 - Patience Tester

Demo Final
This calls out to be opened,
peeked inside, tasted.
This calls out to be opened,
peeked inside, and tasted.

164 - Fruit Guard

Demo Final
A taste of knowledge from a
savage world, this container
held the juice of a primitive fruit!
A taste of knowledge from a
foreign world, this container
holds juices of a primitive fruit!

168 - Healing Cask

Demo Final
It is indispensible! It is indispensable!

171 - Thirst Activator

Demo Final
Natural beauty fills this design,
and merely viewing it incites a
riotous appetite.
Natural beauty fills this design,
and merely viewing it incites a
riotous thirst.

172 - Yellow Taste Tyrant

Demo Final
Behold the overwhelming power
of monotone yellow! Spiciness
fills both the eyes and mouth.
Irresistable!
Behold the overwhelming power
of monochrome yellow! Spiciness
fills both the eyes and mouth.
Irresistible!

Yet another spelling correction.

179 - Pondering Emblem

Demo Final
Once glance and you will sit for
hours trying to decipher the
ultimate purpose of this item.
One glance and you will sit for
hours trying to decipher the
ultimate purpose of this item.

Typo fix.

180 - Happiness Emblem

Demo Final
Choose your own happiness. Find
the good things in each day.
Choose your own happiness.
Find the good things in each day.

182 - Drought Ender

Demo Final
Give in to your primal feelings
and drink to your heart's content.
Gaze upon this design and your
throat will ache for satisfaction.
Why is that? Tell me, please!
 
Give in to your primal feelings
and drink to your heart's
content. Gaze upon this design
and your throat will ache for
satisfaction. Why is that?
Tell me, please!

188 - Brute Knuckles

Demo Final
In a burst of flame, a steel fist
flies and smashes its target to
bits...but the recoil is severe.
(Captain Olimar suffers from
shoulder pain, so he uses it
without the rocket booster.)
In a plume of flame, this steel
fist flies and smashes its target
to bits...but the recoil is
severe. (Captain Olimar suffers
from shoulder pain, so he uses it
without the rocket booster.)

190 - Stellar Orb

Demo Final
A tanning machine based on
primitive science principles.
Come, you pallid recluses and
sun-starved hermits! You, too,
can have healthy, stylish tans!
This tanning machine is based on
primitive science principles.
Come, you pallid recluses and
sun-starved hermits! You, too,
can have a healthy, stylish glow!

191 - Forged Courage

Demo Final
You have nothing to fear! But...
Due to horrid ventilation, this
is not suited to sweaty beings.
You have nothing to fear!
(Due to horrid ventilation, this
is not suited to sweaty beings.)

192 - Dream Material

Demo Final
This non-conductive fabric has
many uses: I have discovered
it can even erase pencil marks.
It is dream material! But the more
it is used, the more it crumbles.
The same is true of dreams.
 
This nonconductive substance
has many uses: I have discovered
it can even erase pencil marks.
It is a dream material! But the
more it is used, the more it
crumbles. The same is true of
dreams.

193 - Justice Alloy

Demo Final
What, you ask? Whatever this
suit is fortified by, that is
what. I cannot believe there is
better material than what I am
made of...
What, you ask? Whatever this
suit is fortified by, that is
what. I cannot believe there is
a better material than what I am
constructed of...

194 - Amplified Amplifier

Demo Final
Your voice is weak. It does not
carry. No one notices you. If this
is true, then this item is for you!
Starting today, you are a gym
teacher!
Your voice is weak. It does not
carry. No one notices you. If
this is true, then this item is for
you! Starting today, you are a
gym teacher!

195 - Professional Noisemaker

Demo Final
Noisier than a spaceship, this
wonderful item will make your
solitary life 120% more exciting.
 
Noisier than a spaceship, this
wonderful item will make your
miserable life 120 percent more
exciting.

196 - The Key

Demo Final
This shape... I have encountered
it somewhere before... No, I must
be mistaken... Yes, I am mistaken.
Thoughts like these strike all
who see this cabalistic form.
You can feel its immense power!
 
This shape... I have encountered
it somewhere before... No, I
must be mistaken... Yes, I am
mistaken. Thoughts like these
strike all who see this cabalistic
form. You can feel its immense
power!

197 - Shock Therapist

Demo Final
One warning, however: It does
render the user unconcious.
One warning, however: it does
render the user unconscious.

Typo fixing.

199 - Comedy Bomb

Demo Final
Crafted with an eye for safety,
it is the funniest weapon ever!
 
Crafted with an eye for safety,
it is the funniest weapon ever
devised!

201 - King of Bugs

Demo Final
A new employee of Hocotate
Freight. He is always silent, and
none know what he is thinking.
He appears to operate on the
same wavelength as insects,
however, with dangerous results.
After he was entrapped, he
somehow managed to hijack an
insect's brain!
A new employee of Hocotate
Freight, Louie is often silent.
Nobody knows what thoughts
lurk in his mind. He appears to
operate on the same wavelength
as insects, often with dangerous
results. After he was kidnapped,
he somehow managed to hijack
a colossal insect's brain!