Proto:Pikmin 2/Treasure Hoard Entries/Sales Pitches
This is a sub-page of Proto:Pikmin 2/Treasure Hoard Entries.
While there are a lot of changes here, there aren't nearly as many as in Olimar's notes.
Contents
- 1 Interesting Changes
- 1.1 014 - Toxic Toadstool
- 1.2 015 - Growshroom
- 1.3 019 - Arboreal Frippery
- 1.4 037 - Pale Passion
- 1.5 038 - White Goodness
- 1.6 039 - Chocolate Cushion
- 1.7 058 - Shiny Disc
- 1.8 060 - Milk Tub
- 1.9 062 - Broken Food Master
- 1.10 069 - Harmonic Synthesizer
- 1.11 076 - Time Capsule
- 1.12 084 - Innocence Lost
- 1.13 089 - Vacuum Processor
- 1.14 098 - Repair Juggernaut
- 1.15 107 - Tear Stone
- 1.16 115 - Pink Menace
- 1.17 144 - Talisman of Life
- 1.18 157 - Proton AA
- 1.19 177 - Hypnotic Platter / Adults-only Emblem
- 1.20 178 - Massive Lid / Plain Lid
- 1.21 185 - Geographic Projection
- 1.22 186 - Prototype Detector
- 1.23 187 - Five-man Napsack
- 1.24 198 - Flare Cannon
- 2 The Other Changes
- 2.1 002 - Sunseed Berry
- 2.2 005 - Disguised Delicacy
- 2.3 016 - Onion Replica
- 2.4 017 - Science Project
- 2.5 018 - Pilgrim Bulb
- 2.6 020 - Conifer Spire
- 2.7 023 - Meat of Champions
- 2.8 026 - Taste Sensation
- 2.9 029 - Impenetrable Cookie
- 2.10 036 - Diet Doomer
- 2.11 043 - Possessed Squash
- 2.12 044 - Fossilized Ursidae
- 2.13 046 - Leviathan Feather
- 2.14 047 - Olimarnite Shell
- 2.15 049 - Scrumptious Shell
- 2.16 055 - Unknown Merit
- 2.17 056 - Lustrous Element
- 2.18 059 - Invigorator
- 2.19 061 - Merciless Extractor
- 2.20 064 - Decorative Goo
- 2.21 065 - Master's Instrument
- 2.22 067 - Implement of Toil
- 2.23 068 - Heavy-duty Magnetizer
- 2.24 070 - Emperor Whistle
- 2.25 071 - Director of Destiny
- 2.26 077 - Lip Service
- 2.27 078 - Mirrored Stage
- 2.28 079 - Behemoth Jaw
- 2.29 080 - Joy Receptacle
- 2.30 081 - Fleeting Art Form
- 2.31 082 - Danger Chime
- 2.32 088 - Mystical Disc
- 2.33 090 - Indomitable CPU
- 2.34 094 - Nouveau Table
- 2.35 095 - Omega Flywheel
- 2.36 099 - Adamantine Girdle
- 2.37 100 - Massage Girdle
- 2.38 104 - Petrified Heart
- 2.39 106 - Regal Diamond
- 2.40 107 - Tear Stone
- 2.41 112 - Essence of Despair
- 2.42 113 - Essence of True Love
- 2.43 114 - Essence of Desire
- 2.44 116 - Joyless Jewel
- 2.45 120 - Universal Com
- 2.46 121 - Omniscient Sphere
- 2.47 123 - Love Sphere
- 2.48 124 - Crystallized Telekinesis
- 2.49 127 - Maternal Sculpture
- 2.50 131 - Silencer
- 2.51 133 - Coiled Launcher
- 2.52 134 - Boom Cone
- 2.53 136 - Doomsday Apparatus
- 2.54 141 - Priceless Statue
- 2.55 142 - Boss Stone
- 2.56 148 - Stone of Glory
- 2.57 150 - Cosmic Archive
- 2.58 160 - Fuel Reservoir
- 2.59 162 - Patience Tester
- 2.60 164 - Fruit Guard
- 2.61 168 - Healing Cask
- 2.62 171 - Thirst Activator
- 2.63 172 - Yellow Taste Tyrant
- 2.64 179 - Pondering Emblem
- 2.65 180 - Happiness Emblem
- 2.66 182 - Drought Ender
- 2.67 188 - Brute Knuckles
- 2.68 190 - Stellar Orb
- 2.69 191 - Forged Courage
- 2.70 192 - Dream Material
- 2.71 193 - Justice Alloy
- 2.72 194 - Amplified Amplifier
- 2.73 195 - Professional Noisemaker
- 2.74 196 - The Key
- 2.75 197 - Shock Therapist
- 2.76 199 - Comedy Bomb
- 2.77 201 - King of Bugs
Interesting Changes
Significant changes, additions, and deletions.
014 - Toxic Toadstool
Demo | Final |
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Its appearance is so malignant that I cannot bear to look at it! Beware the poison mushroom! This fatal fungus overflows with venom and is a peril to the eyes. |
This poisonous mushroom is so malicious, I cannot even bear to look at it! This fatal fungus overflows with venom and is perilous indeed... |
This description was rewritten significantly.
015 - Growshroom
Demo | Final |
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Eat one of these and grow to twice your normal size as a strange, familiar noise sounds... I believe I have heard of such a toxic toadstool somewhere before, but I know not where. Such mushrooms are dangerous, and good boys and girls should steer clear of them. |
Eat one of these and grow to twice your normal size! Perfect for skinny beings unable to pack on any girth. |
Like Olimar's description, the demo's text makes the connection to Super Mario Bros. clearer.
019 - Arboreal Frippery
Demo | Final |
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Use it in pieces, or cover an entire world in leafiness! |
Use it in pieces, or cover an entire wall in leafiness! |
The scope of leafiness was lessened greatly in the final script.
037 - Pale Passion
Demo | Final |
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A sweet tooth's dream! Is this real? Or am I dreaming? If I had teeth, I'd be brushing with vigor! |
A sweet tooth's dream! Is this real? Or am I dreaming? If I had teeth, I'd be nibbling with vigor! |
The ship changes from hypothetically brushing its teeth to hypothetically eating the thing.
038 - White Goodness
Demo | Final |
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Take sweets. This is the most potent item in the love series. |
Take sweets! This is the most potent item in the sweet tooth series. |
The earlier description has a different name for the sweet tooth series.
039 - Chocolate Cushion
Demo | Final |
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Fill your tub with the rich aroma of milk and soak your stench away. Don't be stingy, now! |
Fill your tub with the rich aroma of milk and soak your stench away. Don't be stingy, now! Think of the children! |
A blatant plea for children pondering was added to the final script.
058 - Shiny Disc
Demo | Final |
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How beautifully it sparkles! This work of art is dangerous to the foolish, so handle with care. |
This shiny disc sparkles beautifully, but its edge could effortlessly sheer through the armor plating of a battlecruiser. Is it not true that all great art is "edgy" for its time? Buy this landmark piece today! (Handle with care. May not be suitable for small children.) |
This description was spiced up considerably.
060 - Milk Tub
Demo | Final |
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Yes, it is a romance-filled addition to the love series! The sweet aroma will attract members of the opposite gender. |
Yes, it is a romance-filled addition to the sweet tooth series! The sweet aroma will attract members of the opposite gender. |
The earlier group name appears again.
062 - Broken Food Master
Demo | Final |
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Behold the heavenly sparkle of this, the ruler of the tongue, which is, in its turn, the vigilant doorkeeper of air and food and water, of life itself! |
Behold the heavenly sparkle of this, one of the three sacred treasures of Samadush! Now you can own the artifact of endless food and drink! |
The description was changed so that the ship mentioned Samadush, something stated in Olimar's description of the item. Unfortunately, this means that some interesting metaphors were removed.
069 - Harmonic Synthesizer
Demo | Final |
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This clamlike sound generator is all-natural. The purity of its harmonic tone is irresistable. |
This clamlike sound generator is all-natural. The purity of its percussive tone is irresistible. Clack-Clack! |
Some clacks were added. Clack.
076 - Time Capsule
Demo | Final |
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This machine was found buried like a time machine, holding image data of unknown origin. |
This shiny pod was found buried like a time capsule, holding image data of unknown origin. |
Changed from a mighty time machine to a mere time capsule.
084 - Innocence Lost
Demo | Final |
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Innocence... All used to possess it, but lost it over time. This star is the shape of that precious memory. |
Innocence... Every being once possessed it, but lost it over time. This star is the shape of that precious memory. All major credit cards accepted. |
A nice joke was added at the end of the final description.
089 - Vacuum Processor
Demo | Final |
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Harnessing the absence of air, this environmentally-friendly computer is incredibly fast. Being unstable in high winds is a bit of a minus, however. |
Harnessing the absence of air, this environmentally friendly computer is incredibly fast. A predisposition to implosion is a bit of a minus, however. |
The treasure's defects are much worse in the final script.
098 - Repair Juggernaut
Demo | Final |
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Compared to our local product Fix Man, this is two times...four times... No, even more! This metal fastener is 256 times more powerful! Give it time and it will fix anything in position! |
Compared to standard bonding epoxy, this item is two times... four times... No, even more! This metal fastener is 256 times more powerful! In time, it will fix anything in position! |
The final script removes an insight into the Hocotate Freight business, a bonding product called "Fix Man".
107 - Tear Stone
Demo | Final |
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An emerald in the shape of a four-leaf plant. Its vivid green soothes souls and calls forth joy. |
An emerald in the shape of a four-leaf plant. Its vivid green hue soothes the soul and calls forth joy. Order yours today! |
The ship is pushier with his sales pitch in the final text.
115 - Pink Menace
Demo | Final |
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This shape is the universal symbol of love...yet the stone's cut and refraction is menacing! It could be used to create a horrible laser weapon, or something even worse. ...We machines live in eternal fear of the ability of sentient beings to turn anything into a weapon. |
This gem holds the shape of the universal symbol of love, yet its cut and light-refracting abilities make it a menacing super-weapon in disguise! It could be used to create a horrifying, doomsday death ray...or something even worse. We peaceful machines live in eternal fear of the ability of living beings to turn anything into a weapon. |
The machine plays up the treasure's destructive capabilities a smidge more.
144 - Talisman of Life
Demo | Final |
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Does this desire ever come to fruition? I do not know...but this beautiful card makes me wonder. Even we machines ponder the end of the metaphysical road. |
Does this desire ever come to fruition? I do not know...but this beautiful deck of luck wafers makes me wonder. Even we machines ponder the great power-down at the end of the trail. |
Since this isn't a card, but a deck of cards, that part was changed. The Ship's metaphor for dying was also changed.
157 - Proton AA
Demo | Final |
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Some enigmatic energy unknown on Hocotate lies inside! It is so unpredictable, it cannot be used. |
Some enigmatic energy unknown on Hocotate is trapped inside! Who couldn't use more energy? |
The usability of this item's energy differs completely between scripts.
177 - Hypnotic Platter / Adults-only Emblem
Demo | Final |
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Children know nothing of it; they must never know. This a fun- loving emblem for adults only. Enjoy it fully in secret! |
The bizarre insignia on this serrated platter inspires inexplicable feelings of pleasure that can only be replicated by a long, cool drink. Or so I am told. |
The other half of this treasure's censoring.
178 - Massive Lid / Plain Lid
Demo | Final |
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After much evaluation and processing, this item has been classified as a mere cap. Does it have some unknown value? Within the realm of imagination, it is priceless! |
After much evaluation and processing, this item has been classified as a massive cap. What powerful force might it have held back at one time? Only the ages know! |
The demo script is a lot less interesting, matching the early treasure name, "Plain Lid".
185 - Geographic Projection
Demo | Final |
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You should. This is the ultimate storehouse of geographic data in the entire galaxy. |
You should. This is the ultimate storehouse of geographic data in the known universe. |
The range of this treasure's data was expanded greatly.
186 - Prototype Detector
Demo | Final |
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Is this a miracle crystal born of universal desire, or a machine manufactured by the master of Dimension X? Whatever it is, it reacts to treasure. It is handy, so do not give it a hard time. |
Is this a miracle gadget born of universal desire, or a machine manufactured by the master of Dimension X? Whatever it is, it reacts to treasure! |
A line about not bothering the treasure was removed.
187 - Five-man Napsack
Demo | Final |
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Tests on our employees were very positive; their strange dreams were an added bonus. |
Tests on our employees were very positive; their bizarre dreams were an added bonus. |
Strange was changed to Bizarre for some strange reason.
198 - Flare Cannon
Demo | Final |
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In case you wonder, it cannot be used as a substitute for a spaceship's rockets. |
In case you wonder, it cannot be used as a substitute for a spaceship's rockets and should never be used to cook sausages. Never. |
Just as Olimar's description was updated for the final script, this was as well.
The Other Changes
At least there's less of them this time.
002 - Sunseed Berry
Demo | Final |
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Eat one and change your life! |
Eat one today and change your life! |
005 - Disguised Delicacy
Demo | Final |
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It is times like these that make me wish I were equipped with a set of taste buds. |
It is times like these that make me wish I were equipped with advanced taste capabilities. |
016 - Onion Replica
Demo | Final |
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This plant closely resembles the pride and joy of Hocotate. The comfort in its familiar form and the surprise in its unexpected taste combine to form...harmony? Try it in some hot soup! |
This plant closely resembles the pride and joy of Hocotate. The comfort of its familiar form and the surprise of its unexpected taste mingle to form... veggie harmony? Try it in some hot soup today! |
017 - Science Project
Demo | Final |
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The perfect plant for extra-credit research for a Hocotate elementary pupil's science fair. |
The perfect plant for extra- credit research for a Hocotate elementary pupil's science fair. |
018 - Pilgrim Bulb
Demo | Final |
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Can a plant from a primitive star take root in Hocotate's soil? Won't you invest in this romantic adventure? |
Can a plant from a primitive planet take root in Hocotate's soil? Won't you invest in this romantic pursuit? |
020 - Conifer Spire
Demo | Final |
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Life is full...but short! Is this one of those short-lived life-forms that changes shape as it ages? Even though it is dried out, it has not lost its unique charm. |
Life is full...but short! Is this one of those short-lived life- forms that changes shape as it ages? Even though it is dried out, it has not lost its unique charm. |
023 - Meat of Champions
Demo | Final |
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Think you can eat it all? Then start eating! That is the ardor this giant piece of meat incites. It has just the right flexibility and a thick slab of fat that will make all gourmets, epicures, kings of the table, and queens of the buffet growl with delight. |
Think you can eat it all? Then start eating! That is the goal this giant piece of meat incites. It has just the right texture... And a thick slab of fat that will make all gourmets, epicures, kings of the table, and queens of the buffet howl with delight. |
026 - Taste Sensation
Demo | Final |
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If that describes you, then this is for you. Its flavor is the balm to heal your wounded soul! |
If that describes you, then this is for you. Its flavor is the balm to heal your wounded soul! |
029 - Impenetrable Cookie
Demo | Final |
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It is hard. Really hard. Too hard. So hard that you're not sure you can eat it, even though you must. This hard snack is infused with the essence of stubborness, and you are powerless to resist it. |
It is hard. Really hard. Too hard. So hard that you're not sure you can eat it, even though you must. This hard snack is infused with the essence of stubbornness, and you are powerless to resist it. |
036 - Diet Doomer
Demo | Final |
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Alas, that we machines know nothing of eating! The ultimate pleasure... If only I had a mouth! |
Alas, we machines know nothing of eating! The ultimate pleasure... If only I had a mouth! |
043 - Possessed Squash
Demo | Final |
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Such radiance! Such shine! Like magic, this stimulates greed in all intelligent life-forms. Bring your wallets and gather around, buyers! |
Such radiance! Such shine! Like magic, this product stimulates greed in all intelligent life- forms. Bring your wallets and gather around, buyers! |
044 - Fossilized Ursidae
Demo | Final |
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Put this in a natural history museum and watch the visitors line up waving money! This giant life-form was found on a savage planet and comes with its own rumored curse! Does it really come alive under a full moon? Own it and find out! |
Put this in a natural history museum and watch the visitors line up waving money! This giant statue was found on a savage planet and comes with its own rumored curse! Does it really come alive under a full moon? Own it and find out! |
046 - Leviathan Feather
Demo | Final |
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All that's been discovered of this titanic bird is a single feather. Whatever did it look like? Your imagination is the only tool needed to paint a picture of this dream (or nightmare) bird! |
All that's been discovered of this titanic bird is a single feather. Whatever did it look like? Your imagination is the only tool needed to paint a picture of this dream (or nightmare) bird! |
047 - Olimarnite Shell
Demo | Final |
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A fossil of an ancient sea inhabitant. It is most unusual despite its unappealing name. (Captain Olimar named it without consulting anyone. He could have at least named it after me...) |
A fossil of an ancient sea inhabitant. It is most desirable despite its unappealing name. (Captain Olimar named it without consulting anyone. He could have at least named it after his faithful spaceship...) |
049 - Scrumptious Shell
Demo | Final |
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This flavorful item's texture is most agreeable to any life-form... or so my data suggests. |
This flavorful item's texture is most agreeable to any life- form... Or so my data suggests. |
055 - Unknown Merit
Demo | Final |
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Such is the life of a salaried man. His name will not be remembered. His family will not understand. But if the results bear out his efforts, that is enough. Now, nose to the grindstone, drone! |
Such is the life of a salaried man. His name will not be remembered. His family will not understand. But if the results bear out his efforts, that is enough. Now, nose to the grindstone, drone! |
056 - Lustrous Element
Demo | Final |
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Such radiance! Such shine! Like magic, this stimulates greed in all intelligent life-forms. Bring your wallets and gather around, buyers! |
Such radiance! Such shine! Like magic, this product stimulates greed in all intelligent life- forms. Bring your wallets and gather around, buyers! |
059 - Invigorator
Demo | Final |
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The unique perfume of this item will destroy drowsiness, making endless nights a walk in the park. This invigorator is perfect for those who have to work even when they least want to. |
The unique perfume of this item will destroy drowsiness, making endless nights a walk in the park. This invigorator is perfect for those who have to work even when they least want to. |
061 - Merciless Extractor
Demo | Final |
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SQUEEEEEZE! An avaricious, savage heart in machine form! |
SQUEEEEEZE! A ruthless, savage heart in machine form! |
064 - Decorative Goo
Demo | Final |
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Everyone enjoys decorating in favorite tones, but it's vital to utilize new colors now and then. This will surely help you discover a new you! |
Everyone enjoys decorating in favorite hues, but it's vital to utilize new colors now and then. This tube of goo will surely help you discover a new you! |
065 - Master's Instrument
Demo | Final |
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No artistic inclinations? No color sense? No worries! This symbol of the creative soul was found resting on a primitive planet. From this day forward, you are an artist of the ages! |
No artistic inclinations? No color sense? No worries! This no- hassle art implement was found on a primitive planet. From this day forward, you can be an artist of the ages! |
067 - Implement of Toil
Demo | Final |
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"Poor me..." "Woe is me..." "So much work..." "Pity me..." "Life stinks..." "Sigh..." These phrases fill one with a sense of sadness, and all are evoked by this mysterious charm. |
"Poor me..." "Woe is me..." "So much work..." "Pity me..." "Boo hoo..." "Sigh..." These phrases fill one with a sense of sadness, and all are evoked by this mysterious charm. |
068 - Heavy-duty Magnetizer
Demo | Final |
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The most powerful magnetic force in the universe! The healing properties of a magnetic shower relieves backaches, headaches, toothaches and even dreaded spleenaches! |
The most powerful magnetic force in the universe! The healing properties of magnetic fields relieve backaches, headaches, toothaches, and even dreaded spleenaches! |
070 - Emperor Whistle
Demo | Final |
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Air passing through the inner chamber sounds a high note that acts like an acoustic boulder. |
Air passing through the inner chamber sounds a high note that acts as an acoustic refreshment. |
071 - Director of Destiny
Demo | Final |
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This amazing, fortune-telling device follows the flow of fate with incredibly eerie accuracy. It calculates the magnetic fields of planets, stars, and living organisms to track destiny. If you're an optimist who feels that life points both south and north, then this is for you! |
This amazing, fortune-telling device follows the flow of fate with eerie accuracy. It calculates the magnetic fields of planets, stars, and living organisms to track the pulse of destiny itself. If you're an optimist who feels that life points both south and north, this is for you! |
077 - Lip Service
Demo | Final |
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What is wrong with the delicate dance of beautification, flattery, and flirtation? What, I ask? If it makes a situation more fun, keep it up! That is called mood- making! Come on! Buy this item! |
What is wrong with the delicate dance of beautification, flattery, and flirtation? What, I ask? If it makes life more fun, keep it up! Come on! Buy yours today! |
078 - Mirrored Stage
Demo | Final |
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Come rain, wind or typhoon, this item will always support the singer deep inside your soul. It is a lovely instant dance stage. How about taking one on tour with you, star of rock? |
Come rain, wind, or typhoon, this stage will always support the hidden singer deep in your soul. It is a lovely instant dance stage. How about taking one on tour with you, star of rock? |
079 - Behemoth Jaw
Demo | Final |
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Let your imagination have its way and create the largest of all living beings in your head! |
Let your imagination run wild and create the largest of all living beings in your head! |
080 - Joy Receptacle
Demo | Final |
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Be satisfied with the outer shell of this item! It is more endearing since you can't see what's inside. Not being able to open it makes it all the more nice and special. ...In reality, it is empty! |
Be satisfied with the decorative outer shell of this rectangle! It is more endearing since you can't see what's inside. Not being able to open it makes it all the more special. ...In reality, it is empty! |
081 - Fleeting Art Form
Demo | Final |
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It is a temporary spectacle compared to eternity's children. And yet that is WHY it is art! Machines like me are incapable of comprehending this... |
It is a temporary spectacle compared to the glory of eternity. And yet that is WHY it is art! Machines like me are incapable of comprehending this... |
082 - Danger Chime
Demo | Final |
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No danger, no matter how small, dodges the notice of this never- fail, peace-of-mind alarm system. In fact, it will warn you of danger that is not even present! |
No danger, no matter how small, dodges the notice of this never- fail, peace-of-mind alarm system. In fact, it will warn you of danger that is not even present! |
088 - Mystical Disc
Demo | Final |
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Feel these mysterious patterns... Does your heart open? Only the pure of heart can truly know this mystic circle's power. |
Feel these mysterious patterns... Does your heart open? Only the pure of heart can truly know this mystic circle's power. |
090 - Indomitable CPU
Demo | Final |
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This will solve any problem, given enough time! The selling point of this computer is its grit. |
This will solve any problem, given enough time! This CPU's true processing grit sells itself. |
094 - Nouveau Table
Demo | Final |
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This will surely be a hit on Hocotate. Why not be the creator of a new trend? |
This will surely be a hit on Hocotate. Why not be the creator of a new trend? |
095 - Omega Flywheel
Demo | Final |
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Gravitational, electromagnetic, centripetal, dynamic, centrifugal... More powerful than any of the myriad forces of physics is this: the largest, strongest, fastest, coolest flywheel of all time! It is so powerful as to be immeasurable, so there is no way to confirm its potential. |
Gravitational, electromagnetic, centripetal, dynamic, centrifugal... More powerful than any of the myriad forces of physics is this: the largest, strongest, fastest, coolest flywheel of all time! It is so powerful as to be immeasurable, so there is no way to confirm its astounding potential. |
099 - Adamantine Girdle
Demo | Final |
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It is certainly unattractive, but which do you value more: fashion or safety? |
It is certainly unattractive, but which do you value more: fashion or personal safety? |
100 - Massage Girdle
Demo | Final |
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This item, though rough, is a perfect support belt for fathers! |
This item, though rough, is a perfect back brace for fathers! |
104 - Petrified Heart
Demo | Final |
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This deep crimson stone is said to reflect humanoid souls and indicate strong emotions. |
This crimson stone is said to reflect the contents of the soul and detect strong emotions. |
106 - Regal Diamond
Demo | Final |
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Merely gazing at this will make girlfriends feel like the queens of the galaxy and boyfriends feel like the kings of debt. Fit for the ruler of the universe, this is the ultimate giant diamond. |
This scintillating jewel will make girlfriends feel like queens of the galaxy and boyfriends feel like kings of debt. Fit for the ruler of the universe, it is the ultimate giant diamond. |
107 - Tear Stone
Demo | Final |
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Like a forlorn heart during the rainy season, this sapphire is lovely but tinged with sadness. |
Like a forlorn heart during the rainy season, this sapphire is lovely...but tinged with sadness. |
112 - Essence of Despair
Demo | Final |
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Long ago, evil forces clashed with those of justice...and the evil was locked up in a stone. This is that stone. (Am I evil for making up such a tale? Justice, please look the other way!) |
Long ago, evil forces clashed with the forces of justice... The evil was defeated and locked away in this stone. (Am I evil for making up such a tale? Justice, please look the other way!) |
113 - Essence of True Love
Demo | Final |
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All anger and unrelieved stress are washed away by the glory of this symbol of universal love. |
Wash away all your stress and angst with the glory of this enduring symbol of love. |
114 - Essence of Desire
Demo | Final |
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Stones, soil, and the stars themselves overflow with delight for this symbol of galactic love. |
Stones, soil, and the stars themselves radiate with delight for this symbol of galactic desire. |
116 - Joyless Jewel
Demo | Final |
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Those who view its green twinkle become filled with great hopes and expectations. However, this rewards neither. This artistic sham is only for short-lived happiness. |
Those who view this gem's green twinkle become filled with great hopes and expectations. However, it rewards neither. This artistic sham only provides short-lived happiness. |
120 - Universal Com
Demo | Final |
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A communications monitor found on an uncivilized planet! Sadly, it is broken and does not work. As such, its purpose cannot be confirmed. Yet...that only heightens its irresistable appeal. Reality...or misperception? Either way, you should buy it. |
This communications monitor was found on an uncivilized planet! Sadly, it is broken and does not work. As such, its purpose cannot be confirmed. Yet...that only heightens its irresistible appeal. Reality...or misperception? Either way, you should buy it! |
121 - Omniscient Sphere
Demo | Final |
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This creature holds the greatest concentration of knowledge in all of the known universe. However, due to its reclusive personality, it pretends to be a mere pebble. |
This creature holds the greatest concentration of knowledge in all of the known universe. However, due to its reclusive personality, it pretends to be a mere pebble. |
123 - Love Sphere
Demo | Final |
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...But, due to its shyness, it will never speak of that love. |
...However, due to its shyness, it will never speak of that love. |
124 - Crystallized Telekinesis
Demo | Final |
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This crystal is enpowered with psychokinetic abilities. |
This crystal is empowered with psychokinetic abilities. |
Spelling fix for "enpowered".
127 - Maternal Sculpture
Demo | Final |
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This shape... Though the mind forgets, the heart remembers. All sentient life-forms must recall the love of their mothers! |
This shape... Though the mind forgets, the heart remembers. All sentient life-forms must recall the love of their mothers! |
131 - Silencer
Demo | Final |
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1 hour... 2 hours... I am...feeling...drowsy. Energy saving...mode...initiated... |
One hour... Two hours... I am...feeling...drowsy... Energy-saving...mode...initiated |
133 - Coiled Launcher
Demo | Final |
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Just an ordinary spring? Hardly! It is a high-speed thrill-ride tested by one of our employees! Jump aboard for a ride so fast, it'll make you see other worlds! |
Just an ordinary spring? Hardly! This is a high-speed thrill ride tested by one of our employees! Jump aboard for a ride so fast, it'll make you see other worlds! |
134 - Boom Cone
Demo | Final |
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This will exhilirate your soul like magical popcorn! KA-BOOOOOM! |
This will exhilarate your soul like magical popcorn! KA-BOOOOOM! |
The spelling for "exhilirate" was corrected.
136 - Doomsday Apparatus
Demo | Final |
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An apocalyptic weapon made of super-heavy, gravity-compressed materials of unknown origin. The fact that its great weight makes it uncontrollable is, at times, a mild detriment. |
An apocalyptic weapon made of super-heavy, gravity- compressed materials of unknown origin. The fact that its great weight makes it uncontrollable is, at times, a mild detriment. |
141 - Priceless Statue
Demo | Final |
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For those who hail subordinates and send them into the unknown... Only these few will appreciate this fine, distinctive stone... (Did I just describe myself?) |
For those who hail subordinates and send them into the unknown... Only these few will appreciate this fine, distinctive stone... (Did I just describe myself?) |
Grammar fix.
142 - Boss Stone
Demo | Final |
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Proof of megalithic civilization! | Proof of a megalithic civilization! |
148 - Stone of Glory
Demo | Final |
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This odd rock is completely filled with nostalgia. None can dispute the magical powers of this stone. Can the day when this rock rules the entire universe be far away? |
This odd rock is completely filled with nostalgia. None can dispute the magical powers of this stone. Can the day when this rock rules the entire universe be far away? |
150 - Cosmic Archive
Demo | Final |
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All worldy matters, from time's start to its end, are said to be recorded in this historical vault! |
All worldly matters, from time's start to its end, are said to be recorded in this historical vault! |
Spelling fix for "worldy".
160 - Fuel Reservoir
Demo | Final |
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According to my measurements, almost no energy should remain within...yet it keeps on flowing. |
According to my measurements, almost no energy should remain within...yet some does. |
162 - Patience Tester
Demo | Final |
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This calls out to be opened, peeked inside, tasted. |
This calls out to be opened, peeked inside, and tasted. |
164 - Fruit Guard
Demo | Final |
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A taste of knowledge from a savage world, this container held the juice of a primitive fruit! |
A taste of knowledge from a foreign world, this container holds juices of a primitive fruit! |
168 - Healing Cask
Demo | Final |
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It is indispensible! | It is indispensable! |
171 - Thirst Activator
Demo | Final |
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Natural beauty fills this design, and merely viewing it incites a riotous appetite. |
Natural beauty fills this design, and merely viewing it incites a riotous thirst. |
172 - Yellow Taste Tyrant
Demo | Final |
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Behold the overwhelming power of monotone yellow! Spiciness fills both the eyes and mouth. Irresistable! |
Behold the overwhelming power of monochrome yellow! Spiciness fills both the eyes and mouth. Irresistible! |
Yet another spelling correction.
179 - Pondering Emblem
Demo | Final |
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Once glance and you will sit for hours trying to decipher the ultimate purpose of this item. |
One glance and you will sit for hours trying to decipher the ultimate purpose of this item. |
Typo fix.
180 - Happiness Emblem
Demo | Final |
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Choose your own happiness. Find the good things in each day. |
Choose your own happiness. Find the good things in each day. |
182 - Drought Ender
Demo | Final |
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Give in to your primal feelings and drink to your heart's content. Gaze upon this design and your throat will ache for satisfaction. Why is that? Tell me, please! |
Give in to your primal feelings and drink to your heart's content. Gaze upon this design and your throat will ache for satisfaction. Why is that? Tell me, please! |
188 - Brute Knuckles
Demo | Final |
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In a burst of flame, a steel fist flies and smashes its target to bits...but the recoil is severe. (Captain Olimar suffers from shoulder pain, so he uses it without the rocket booster.) |
In a plume of flame, this steel fist flies and smashes its target to bits...but the recoil is severe. (Captain Olimar suffers from shoulder pain, so he uses it without the rocket booster.) |
190 - Stellar Orb
Demo | Final |
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A tanning machine based on primitive science principles. Come, you pallid recluses and sun-starved hermits! You, too, can have healthy, stylish tans! |
This tanning machine is based on primitive science principles. Come, you pallid recluses and sun-starved hermits! You, too, can have a healthy, stylish glow! |
191 - Forged Courage
Demo | Final |
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You have nothing to fear! But... Due to horrid ventilation, this is not suited to sweaty beings. |
You have nothing to fear! (Due to horrid ventilation, this is not suited to sweaty beings.) |
192 - Dream Material
Demo | Final |
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This non-conductive fabric has many uses: I have discovered it can even erase pencil marks. It is dream material! But the more it is used, the more it crumbles. The same is true of dreams. |
This nonconductive substance has many uses: I have discovered it can even erase pencil marks. It is a dream material! But the more it is used, the more it crumbles. The same is true of dreams. |
193 - Justice Alloy
Demo | Final |
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What, you ask? Whatever this suit is fortified by, that is what. I cannot believe there is better material than what I am made of... |
What, you ask? Whatever this suit is fortified by, that is what. I cannot believe there is a better material than what I am constructed of... |
194 - Amplified Amplifier
Demo | Final |
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Your voice is weak. It does not carry. No one notices you. If this is true, then this item is for you! Starting today, you are a gym teacher! |
Your voice is weak. It does not carry. No one notices you. If this is true, then this item is for you! Starting today, you are a gym teacher! |
195 - Professional Noisemaker
Demo | Final |
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Noisier than a spaceship, this wonderful item will make your solitary life 120% more exciting. |
Noisier than a spaceship, this wonderful item will make your miserable life 120 percent more exciting. |
196 - The Key
Demo | Final |
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This shape... I have encountered it somewhere before... No, I must be mistaken... Yes, I am mistaken. Thoughts like these strike all who see this cabalistic form. You can feel its immense power! |
This shape... I have encountered it somewhere before... No, I must be mistaken... Yes, I am mistaken. Thoughts like these strike all who see this cabalistic form. You can feel its immense power! |
197 - Shock Therapist
Demo | Final |
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One warning, however: It does render the user unconcious. |
One warning, however: it does render the user unconscious. |
Typo fixing.
199 - Comedy Bomb
Demo | Final |
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Crafted with an eye for safety, it is the funniest weapon ever! |
Crafted with an eye for safety, it is the funniest weapon ever devised! |
201 - King of Bugs
Demo | Final |
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A new employee of Hocotate Freight. He is always silent, and none know what he is thinking. He appears to operate on the same wavelength as insects, however, with dangerous results. After he was entrapped, he somehow managed to hijack an insect's brain! |
A new employee of Hocotate Freight, Louie is often silent. Nobody knows what thoughts lurk in his mind. He appears to operate on the same wavelength as insects, often with dangerous results. After he was kidnapped, he somehow managed to hijack a colossal insect's brain! |