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Wario Land: Shake It!/Regional Differences/Collectibles/Treasures

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Contents

Six-Week-Old Curry

US Europe
The pirate galley cook recommends curry be aged properly before eating. Any pirate chef will tell you that curry needs to be aged properly before eating.

Fickle Compass

US Europe
This compass points north. Or whatever other direction takes its fancy. Points north, except when it doesn't. But what else could it be pointing to?

Full-Body Goggles/Terracotta Suit

US Europe
Ordinary goggles only protect the eyes. Ordinary goggles are for chumps. Provides full-body protection, but makes it somewhat difficult to blend into a crowd.

Crystal Skull

US Europe
...From a crystal...man? From a crystal man? If you could find the rest of him you'd be rich!

Ancient Digital Watch/Gold Dust Hourglass

US Europe
Hard to read and too bulky to wear on your wrist, but at least its battery never runs out. How extravagant! You could lose yourself for hours watching its glittering sands fall...

Recyclable Bottle/Spring Water

US Europe
This bottle can be returned to the store to get your deposit back! Purified water from Foulwater Falls. Refreshing!

Silver Armor/Silver Armour

US Europe
Armor forged of pure silver. Stylish? You bet. Practical? Not in the slightest. Armour forged of pure silver. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Not in the slightest.

One Heavy Spear/Very Heavy Spear

US Europe
This would probably hurt a lot if you got hit with it. But you'll have to lift it first. This would hurt a lot, but someone would have to be strong enough to lift it first.

Moonstone

US Europe
This rock probably came from the moon. I mean...just look at it! This rock probably came from the moon. I mean, just look at it!

Manly Moai

US Europe
It's hard to compete with the manliness of a guy made completely of stone. It's hard to compete with the manliness of a man made completely of stone.

Golden Tissues

US Europe
You don't know what luxury is until you blow your nose on a piece of 24K gold. You simply haven't experienced luxury until you blow your nose on a sheet of 24-carat gold.

Oasis in a Teapot/Bottomless Teapot

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Imperial Boxers

US Europe
Originally belonged to a gullible and naked emperor. Check out those regal polka dots! The emperor's new underclothes. Check out the regal crown motif. And polka dots!

Wario's Dustcloth/Wario's Duster

US Europe
Wario's embroidered dustcloth. Who puts this in a treasure chest? Wario's embroidered duster. Who put this in a treasure chest?

Something Important/The Most Important Thing

US Europe
Somebody said that this is really important or something. What's the big deal? There's a subtle lesson to be learned here.

Baobab Wood Pacifier/Baobab Wood Dummy

US Europe
Pacifier fashioned from the wood of a rare tree. Preferred by 9 out of 10 babies. Dummy fashioned from the wood of a rare tree. Keeps 9 out of 10 babies quiet.

Empty Piggy Bank

US Europe
Worthless now, but fill it with coins and BAM! Instant treasure! Worthless now, but fill it with coins and hey presto! Instant treasure!

Stuffed Wildebeest

US Europe
How does it manage to look both cute AND threatening? How does it manage to look both cute and threatening?

Peach Sandals

US Europe
Sandals previously worn by a princess. They smell good. Suspiciously good. Sandals previously worn by a princess. They smell peachy!

Turtleskin Hat/Sea Turtle Shell

US Europe
This attractive and durable hat offers complete protection from falling acorns. The shell of a turtle that lived for 10,000 years. Nice, but what are you supposed to do with it?

Mermaid Scale

US Europe
A single scale from a mythical mermaid. One more and you can make some earrings! A single scale from a mythical mermaid. One more and you can make some nice earrings!

Bangin'-Together Rocks/Lucky Flint

US Europe
Rocks that you can bang together for noisy fun. You might even make a spark! If you have these sparked over your shoulder as you leave the house, good fortune will be yours!

Combustible Top

US Europe
Spins so fast that it sets itself on fire! Sadly, you can only play with it the one time. Spins so fast that it sets itself on fire! Sadly, you can only play with it once.

Hypno-Specs/Hypno-Spex

US Europe
Hypnotize your friends! Hypnotize your enemies! Basically, just hypnotize everybody! Hypnotise your friends! Hypnotise your enemies! Just hypnotise everybody, basically.

Diamond Ski Mask/Diamond Balaclava

US Europe
You know what the problem with ski masks is? Too many eye holes, not enough diamonds. You know what the problem with balaclavas is? Too many eye holes, not enough diamonds.

Solid-Gold Shuttlecock/Golden Shuttlecock

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Saphfire

US Europe
A rare gem enrobed in blue flame. Pretty, but uncomfortable to wear as jewelry. A rare gem enrobed in blue flame. Looks nice, but uncomfortable to wear as jewellery.

Lion-Mane Wig

US Europe
Like everyone, you've always wanted to look more like a lion. Admit it. Go on. Haven't you always wanted to look more like a lion? Go on, admit it!

Moon Light

US Europe
Illuminate your desk with light from a real chunk of moon! May smell of cheese, though. Now you can enjoy romantic moonlight any time, anywhere!

B.C. Bongo/Prehistoric Bongo

US Europe
The first bongo drums were made of rock. Lousy sound, but they sure were durable. The first bongo drums were made of rock. They sound awful, but they're built to last!

Hotter Sauce

US Europe
Hotter than any normal hot sauce. No, hotter than than that. Hotter. Keep going... Hotter than normal hot sauce. No, hotter than that. Hotter. Keep going... No, that's too hot.

Diamond Lightbulb/Diamond Light Bulb

US Europe
A lightbulb carved from a huge diamond. You'll be sad when it burns out, though. A light bulb carved from a huge diamond. You'll be sad when it burns out, though.

Fossilized Drumstick/Fossilised Drumstick

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Gold-Handled Bucket

US Europe
How can you improve on the utilitarian design of a bucket? With a big ol' hunk of gold! How can you improve on the utilitarian design of a bucket? With a giant hunk of gold!

Gold Press-on Nails/Old Gold Coins

US Europe
Solid-gold fake nails with an adorable kitty design. Rich people loooove kitties! Often collected by aristocrats who look down on new money.

Energy Drink

US Europe
Looks like cough syrup. Tastes kind of like cough syrup, too. Wait a minute... Looks like cough medicine. Tastes a lot like cough medicine, too. Wait a minute...

Pink Diamond

US Europe
So shiny! So pink! Is there anything lovelier that you can pull from deep under the ground? So shiny! So pink! Is there anything lovelier that you could pull from deep underground?

Mirror Crystal Ball/Crystal Mirrorball

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Spyfruit/Mr Orange and Mr Berry

US Europe
Extremely rare fruit trained in espionage and counterintelligence. Unique fruits trained in espionage and counter-intelligence.

Train Timetable

US Europe
A schedule for the Derailed Express. Huh. It's scheduled to derail at 4:15. Weird. A schedule for the Derailed Express. It's scheduled to derail at 09:29. Weird.

24K Baseball Bat/Golden Baseball Bat

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Piranha Dentures

US Europe
Sturdily made dentures that can bite through the hardest of peanut brittles. Sturdily-made dentures that can bite through the hardest of gobstoppers.

Eye of the Storm

US Europe
Tired of the rain? Just poke this treasure right in the eye, and it's nothing but blue skies. Tired of the rain? With this in your hand, you'll always have blue skies!

Ammoniteless Shell

US Europe
There used to be a cool creature living in this thing, but it's gone now. Lame. There used to be a cool creature living in this thing, but it's gone now. Shame.

Rainbow Toucan

US Europe
Some birds fly so high that they become rainbows. This bird is just wearing makeup. Some birds fly so high that they become rainbows. This bird is just wearing make-up.

Bottle of Toad Oil

US Europe
Freshly pressed toad oil. Also available in a new bullfrog flavor. Yum! Freshly-pressed toad oil. Also available in a new bullfrog flavour. Yum!

Pot Full o' Mystery/Strange Vase

US Europe
Come on, just look at the thing! That is one mysterious pot! This thing just looks weird.

Dung Beetle Pendant/Scarab Pendant

US Europe
Jeweled pendant of a dung beetle. Why? Seriously, why? A jewelled dung beetle pendant. Smells surprisingly nice.

Solid-Gold Flyer/Golden Flyer

US Europe
An ancient flyer made of the finest gold. Advertising used to be classier. An ancient flyer made of 24-carat gold. Advertising used to be classier.

Venus Guytrap Seed

US Europe
Grow your own Venus Guytrap! You know...in case you need to trap some guys. Grow your own Venus Guytrap! You know, in case you need to trap some guys.

Muscleman Suit

US Europe
Rule the beach with these chiseled plastic pecs and a 100 percent natural fiber wig! Rule the beach with these chiselled plastic pecs and a 100% natural fibre wig!

Emerald Melon

US Europe
A cruel hoax against melon enthusiasts. Don't try to eat it; it will only lead to heartbreak. A cruel hoax against melon enthusiasts. Trying to eat it may break your heart. And teeth.

Air Guitar

US Europe
Rock out anywhere and anytime with this nonexistent axe. WHOOOOO! Rock out anywhere and any time with this nonexistent axe. WHOOOOO!

Flying Floor Pillow/Rocket Rug

This treasure description is the same for both versions.

Last Mahjong Tile/Mahjong Tile

US Europe
No, like the LAST one. Where did all the others go? Find 143 more and you've got a complete set!

Dragon Whisker/Dragon's Whisker

US Europe
Part of a dragon's mustache! How cool is that? Plucked from a dragon's moustache. Whoever did that deserves a round of applause!

Pirate's Eye Patch/Pirate's Eyepatch

US Europe
Is it possible to patch too many of your eyes? ...Nah. Looks the part, but this pirate seems to have been missing the point somewhat.

Message in a Bottle

US Europe
"Send help! I'm trapped in a bottle factory! Right next door to the fortune-cookie place!" "Help! I'm trapped in a bottle factory! The factory is slowly filling up with water!"

Hot Dog

US Europe
This little fellow manages to be adorable and mouthwatering at the same time. This little fellow manages to be adorable and mouth-watering at the same time.

Crown of Ice

US Europe
A regal crown made of arctic ice. Be careful; wearing it induces ice-cream headaches. A regal crown made of arctic ice. Be careful, wearing it induces brainfreeze.

Vampire's Mirror/Undead Mirror

US Europe
Shows you as a vampire. Let's see... Hey, there's nothing there! Is this thing broken?

Pandora's Box

US Europe
Under no circumstances should you open this. But I'll bet there's neat stuff in there. Under no circumstances should you open this. But there's probably some nice stuff in there...

Collapsible Telescope

US Europe
Pirates never need binoculars. Pirates never need binoculars. Think about it.

Nice Cup of Green Tea/Cup of Green Tea

US Europe
For a quick pick-me-up, there's no better treasure. It also makes you look classy. Oh! A tea stalk is standing up straight! They say that brings you luck for the rest of the day!

Tiger-Eye

US Europe
A rare jewel shaped like an eerie eyeball. All-seeing and all-creepy. A rare jewel shaped like an eerie eyeball. All-seeing and altogether disturbing.

Santa's Sled/Santa's Sleigh

US Europe
Not only the fastest sled around, the fastest vehicle of any kind, ever. Ever. Not only the fastest sleigh around, but the fastest vehicle of any kind, ever. Ever!

Frozen Mammoth

US Europe
This mammoth looks cold. Maybe I'll knit him a sweater. This mammoth looks cold. He could do with a woolly jumper... Oh. Right.

Ever-Ice

US Europe
Ice that stays frozen forever! Try a bit in your favorite frosty beverage. Ice that stays frozen forever! Try a bit in your favourite chilled beverage.

Magic Lamp

US Europe
This lamp issues a thick smoke when rubbed. That's all it does. What were you expecting? This lamp issues a thick smoke when rubbed. That's all. What were you expecting?

Therapeutic Music Box

US Europe
No one could remain stressed with this thing playing in the background. No one, I tell you! No one could remain stressed with this playing in the background. Except maybe for dogs.