Splatoon/Regional Differences/Stage Quotes

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This article is a work in progress. ...Well, all the articles here are, in a way. But this one moreso, and the article may contain incomplete information and editor's notes.

Most of the stage quotes have mild-to-moderate differences between versions, and some are completely different. Notably, Marie has a much ruder/sassier tone in the US translation.

Ancho-V Games

This stage has the fewest quote changes, surprisingly.

USA	Europe
Maybe the security staff takes a lot of breaks?	Maybe the security staff take a lot of breaks?

USA	Europe
Where do I apply?!	I know that face. It's your 'thinking about chips' face.

USA	Europe
Hey, look! Someone left a secret prototype running!	Hey look! Someone left a secret prototype running!
Ooooh, someone's gonna get fired...	They are going to be in so much trouble...

Arowana Mall

USA	Europe
After battling, I love to unwind with a cuppa joe!	After battling, I love to unwind here with a cuppa!
Who's Joe?	Since when do chips come in a cup?

USA	Europe
Help! I have a sudden craving for peanut butter!	Help! I have a sudden craving for delicious chips!
Great stage tip, Callie. Really helpful.	Fine, I'll treat you to some. After we get our bonus!

USA	Europe
Hey, Marie, how would you tackle this stage?	Hey Marie, how would you tackle this stage?
Float like a jellyfish, sting like a...jellyfish?	Float like a Jellyfish, sting like...a jellyfish?

USA	Europe
Running around an empty mall is surprisingly fun!	I love running around a deserted mall!
It's good exercise if nothing else!	It's good exercise if nothing else!

USA	Europe
They're selling shirts with Judd's picture on them!	Marie! They've got clothes with a picture of Judd on!
Well, he is something of a cultural icon.	Well, he is something of a cultural icon.

USA	Europe
I need a disguise so I won't get mobbed by fans!	Mask, sunglasses, check. My disguise is complete!
Callie, you're being weird. Like, more than usual.	Callie, you're being weird. Like, more than usual.

USA	Europe
Omigosh! Look, Marie! That outfit is adorrrrbs!	Oh, hey! Check out all these great clothes!
That reminds me: don't window-shop during battle.	Just don't start window shopping during a battle!

USA	Europe
Redoing my makeup after a battle is such a hassle.	Re-doing my make-up after a battle is such a hassle.
You wear makeup? I woke up like this.	That's why I like to battle au naturel, make-up-free!

USA	Europe
So, the key to blattling here is—	So, the key to blattling here is—
Hold up—did you just say 'blattling'? Bahahaha!	Did you say 'blattling'? Get it together, Callie...

USA	Europe
The food court makes the best catfish burgers ever!	The food court here does the most amazing chips!
Eh, I'm more of a hot dogfish girl myself.	I know! They really are delicious.

USA	Europe
We did a fan meet and greet here not long ago!	We did a fan meet-and-greet here not long ago!
Stay tuned for more info about the next one!	Stay tuned for more info about the next one!

USA	Europe
Sometimes I come to this mall after work. But I always get mobbed by screaming fans!	Whenever I come here, I get mobbed by fans.
Hmm. They must think you're me.	They must think you're someone else...

Blackbelly Skatepark

USA	Europe
Did ya know the Blackbelly Skate is a kind of fish?	Hey, what are those wire meshes? Are they new?
Yup! One of my friends is a Blackbelly Skate!	They've been there for years, Callie...

USA	Europe
I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone!	I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone!
Squids don't have bones, but whatever...	Squids don't have bones, Callie...

USA	Europe
I always accidentally splat innocent bystanders here!	It's so easy to get carried away here... and accidentally spray the visitors with ink!
Sure... "Accidentally."	You're totally doing that on purpose!

USA	Europe
Judd fell out of a tree trying to grab a coconut!	Judd fell out of a tree trying to pick a coconut!
Don't worry—he has a lot of built-in cushion!	He's awfully clumsy for a cat...

USA	Europe
Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!	Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!
Yeah, I am.	I'm pretty sure we still count as today's youth...