Splatoon/Regional Differences/Stage Quotes

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This article is a work in progress. ...Well, all the articles here are, in a way. But this one moreso, and the article may contain incomplete information and editor's notes.

Most of the stage quotes have mild-to-moderate differences between versions, and some are completely different. Notably, Marie has a much ruder/sassier tone in the US translation.

Ancho-V Games

This stage has the fewest quote changes, surprisingly.

USA	Europe
Maybe the security staff takes a lot of breaks?	Maybe the security staff take a lot of breaks?

USA	Europe
Where do I apply?!	I know that face. It's your 'thinking about chips' face.

USA	Europe
Hey, look! Someone left a secret prototype running!	Hey look! Someone left a secret prototype running!
Ooooh, someone's gonna get fired...	They are going to be in so much trouble...

Arowana Mall

USA	Europe
After battling, I love to unwind with a cuppa joe!	After battling, I love to unwind here with a cuppa!
Who's Joe?	Since when do chips come in a cup?

USA	Europe
Help! I have a sudden craving for peanut butter!	Help! I have a sudden craving for delicious chips!
Great stage tip, Callie. Really helpful.	Fine, I'll treat you to some. After we get our bonus!

USA	Europe
Hey, Marie, how would you tackle this stage?	Hey Marie, how would you tackle this stage?
Float like a jellyfish, sting like a...jellyfish?	Float like a Jellyfish, sting like...a jellyfish?

USA	Europe
Running around an empty mall is surprisingly fun!	I love running around a deserted mall!
It's good exercise if nothing else!	It's good exercise if nothing else!

USA	Europe
They're selling shirts with Judd's picture on them!	Marie! They've got clothes with a picture of Judd on!
Well, he is something of a cultural icon.	Well, he is something of a cultural icon.

USA	Europe
I need a disguise so I won't get mobbed by fans!	Mask, sunglasses, check. My disguise is complete!
Callie, you're being weird. Like, more than usual.	Callie, you're being weird. Like, more than usual.

USA	Europe
Omigosh! Look, Marie! That outfit is adorrrrbs!	Oh, hey! Check out all these great clothes!
That reminds me: don't window-shop during battle.	Just don't start window shopping during a battle!

USA	Europe
Redoing my makeup after a battle is such a hassle.	Re-doing my make-up after a battle is such a hassle.
You wear makeup? I woke up like this.	That's why I like to battle au naturel, make-up-free!

USA	Europe
So, the key to blattling here is—	So, the key to blattling here is—
Hold up—did you just say 'blattling'? Bahahaha!	Did you say 'blattling'? Get it together, Callie...

USA	Europe
The food court makes the best catfish burgers ever!	The food court here does the most amazing chips!
Eh, I'm more of a hot dogfish girl myself.	I know! They really are delicious.

USA	Europe
We did a fan meet and greet here not long ago!	We did a fan meet-and-greet here not long ago!
Stay tuned for more info about the next one!	Stay tuned for more info about the next one!

USA	Europe
Sometimes I come to this mall after work. But I always get mobbed by screaming fans!	Whenever I come here, I get mobbed by fans.
Hmm. They must think you're me.	They must think you're someone else...

Blackbelly Skatepark

USA	Europe
Did ya know the Blackbelly Skate is a kind of fish?	Hey, what are those wire meshes? Are they new?
Yup! One of my friends is a Blackbelly Skate!	They've been there for years, Callie...

USA	Europe
I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone!	I'm bad at skateboarding... I'd probably break a bone!
Squids don't have bones, but whatever...	Squids don't have bones, Callie...

USA	Europe
I always accidentally splat innocent bystanders here!	It's so easy to get carried away here... and accidentally spray the visitors with ink!
Sure... "Accidentally."	You're totally doing that on purpose!

USA	Europe
Judd fell out of a tree trying to grab a coconut!	Judd fell out of a tree trying to pick a coconut!
Don't worry—he has a lot of built-in cushion!	He's awfully clumsy for a cat...

USA	Europe
Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!	Look at this place! Today's youth are so spoiled!
Yeah, I am.	I'm pretty sure we still count as today's youth...

Urchin Underpass

USA	Europe
Aww! Some of these signs are pictures of us!	Aww! Some of these signs have pictures of us on them!
Only some of them? Why not all of them?!	Only some of them? Why not all of them?!

USA	Europe
Daah... I think securing the central area here is key.	Daah... I think securing the central area here is key?
I'd stage my attack from one of those side alleys...	I'd stage my attack from one of those side alleys...

USA	Europe
Hey, do you have change for the vending machine?	Hey, do you have change for the vending machine?
Maybe try asking when we're NOT on the air...	Could you try asking when we're NOT on the air?

USA	Europe
I just saw a SUPER fresh car drive by! I want it!	I just saw the raddest car! I wanna take it for a drive!
Didn't you just fail your driving test last week?	Didn't you just fail your driving test last week?

USA	Europe
Road trip! Any cuties out there wanna go for a ride?	I wanna take a road trip! ...Does anyone have a car?
Let's use the airwaves responsibly, Callie!	Let's use the airwaves responsibly, Callie!

USA	Europe
I... Um... Uh... Stay fresh?	I... So... Right. Um... Yeah.
Can somebody please fix the teleprompter?!	Can somebody get the cue cards please?!

USA	Europe
Judd is great at his job, but...man, he sleeps a lot.	Judd is great at his job, but...man he sleeps a lot.
I hear he's way more active at night!	I hear he's way more active at night!

USA	Europe
OK, Marie. What's your favorite strategy here?	OK, Marie. What's your favourite strategy here?
My strategy is to not give away my strategy.	My strategy is to not give away my strategy.

USA	Europe
The ice-cream shop near here has the best sundaes!	Omigosh, that shop near here has the best sundaes!
Are there any restaurants you HAVEN'T been to?	Are there any restaurants you DON'T know, Callie?

USA	Europe
The birds here are totes adorbs!	The birds here are so cute!
So you're...Team Bird, then?	You're a real bird fan, huh?

USA	Europe
Didn't we do an undercover news story here once?	Wait, didn't we come here for a news story, once?
Don't remind me...	We did?! I only remember coming here for sundaes...

USA	Europe
Whoa! That's a big ol' underpass!	Whoa! That's a pretty big underpass!
But don't stop to stare at it! There's battling to do!	But don't stop to gawp at it! There's battling to do!

Walleye Warehouse

USA	Europe
My team is always terrible on this stage!	Didn't you get trounced on this stage the other day?
Yeah, "your team" is terrible.	...I tried out a new weapon, but it wasn't for me...

USA	Europe
Get up high and shoot the opponents from above!	Get up high and shoot the opponents from above!
Or, you know, don't...	How are you planning to shoot with a Roller?

USA	Europe
I wonder what our old coworkers are up to now.	I wonder if our old colleagues are doing well.
Everyone was so nice, even when we messed up!	Everyone was so kind, even when we messed up!

USA	Europe
Try not to spray all of the cargo with ink, will you?	If you're not careful, you could ruin the cargo! Nobody wants to receive packages covered in ink...
Whatevs! The ink vanishes when the battle's over!	Whatever! It all vanishes once the battle's over!

USA	Europe
Judd always appears out of nowhere after a battle! I swear I'll never get used to that!	Judd always appears out of nowhere at the end of battles... I swear I'll never get used to that!
His eyes glow in the dark! True story!	His eyes glow in the dark! True story!

USA	Europe
Next up, some letters from our adoring viewers!	Next up, some letters from our viewers!
Are you trying to skip the stage-info part again?	Are you trying to skip the stage info part again?

USA	Europe
In a remote corner of a dimly lit warehouse... two brave inklings prepare to meet their destin—	Off in a remote corner of the warehouse, two young Inklings are...
BATTLING! They're battling, aren't they?!	BATTLING!

USA	Europe
In a remote corner of a dimly lit warehouse... two brave inklings prepare to meet their destin—	Off in a remote corner of the warehouse, two young Inklings are...
BATTLING! They're battling, aren't they?!	BATTLING!

USA	Europe
Remember working here part-time back in the day?	Remember working here part-time back in the day?
Yeah, and how often you broke the assembly line...	Yeah, and how you broke the assembly line...

USA	Europe
Remember working here part-time back in the day?	Remember working here part-time back in the day?
Yeah, and how often you broke the assembly line...	Yeah, and how you broke the assembly line...

USA	Europe
So many containers... I wonder what's inside them!	So many containers... I wonder what's inside them!
Wouldn't it be rad if it was all Squid Sisters merch?!	It'd be great if it was all Squid Sisters merchandise!

USA	Europe
So many containers... I wonder what's inside them!	So many containers... I wonder what's inside them!
Wouldn't it be rad if it was all Squid Sisters merch?!	It'd be great if it was all Squid Sisters merchandise!

USA	Europe
So, Marie! What are the hot strats for this stage?	So, Marie! What's the best strategy for this stage?
Uh... Try your best?	Uh... Fight well?

USA	Europe
The best thing about working here was the food!	The best thing about working here was the staff canteen.
The best thing about working here was quitting.	The best thing about working here was quitting.

USA	Europe
There are so many boxes passing through here!	There are so many boxes passing through here!
At least the economy is perking up!	Maybe people should cut down on online shopping...

USA	Europe
We used to work here! Remember those uniforms?	We used to work here! Remember those uniforms?
Yeah, I burned mine after I quit.	I think I still have mine somewhere, actually!