User:Wiw

Wiw of Waw presents the latest in Hot Warez..

The Cutting Room Floor ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 14925%!

Cracked, Trained, Nobbled-Up and ½-parted by the utterly amazing and fab Wiw!!!

Call our UK HQ on 0203-668405 for 1.4Tetrabytes of warez stored on Sinclair Microdrive, on-line 25hrs a minute, 75-19.2Gigabaud.

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I am a sad and immature snotty little brat because reasons. I hack into games for free as I have no friends and am physically repulsive to females because of my chronic boringness.

I have played with myself 0 times in the past 24 hours and have weird dreams about... no wait, scratch that...

The last Kylie Minogue record I brought was ... wait, I never bought one. Er... does that episode of Doctor Who with her in it count?

Look mum! I can use HxD, Tapir and JPSXDEC! (Next week I'm learning damage control)

(I've got a mate who can do fantastically dull psuedo house music on NoiseTracker, and another mate is really amazing at doing uninteresting bass-relief metallic logos on Dpaint - We're going to call ourselves Carry On Design, and do a game for Psygnosis and they'll pay us 137 krugerrand and we'll get our photos ridiculed in Zero and then we're going to do Super-Duper Famicon games and charge more than the national debt of Brazil and after that it's virtual reality - and I actually SAW Andrew Braeburn at the PC Show and he actually SPOKE to me and we had this really good conversation and I told him all about how crap Rainbow Islands is and how he should have written it using Sega and used hardware sprites for the scrolling background and when I asked him why he left out the bit on the arcade machine when you first turn it on and some glitched graphics come up for a thirtieth of a second - which really contributes to the authenticity - he said 'BUGGER OFF YOU NOISY SOD!!!!!!!!' and I knew he was just saying that cos he knew I was right and how much better than him I am and I bet he's never written a parallax sprite starfield sine scrolly bob demo with soundtracker music in his life and I bet he wouldn't even know how and he's rubbish anyway you know I actually saw one BONE in his code that could have been a BONE.S and I nearly wet myself I mean how can he call himself a programmer when he obviously isn't nearly as good as me etc,etc,etc,etc,etc)

Anyway I must go now as my mum says my cereal is getting soggy... CUL8RAIGWNGIS DUDES!

Intro by Richard Aplin of Creative Materials & U.S. Gold

P.S. I am the creator of the following pages: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Party Edition - Cyberjudas - Theatre Europe (ZX Spectrum) - Jack the Ripper - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (UK, Windows) - Creature from the Black Lagoon - Big Bang Bar - Apollo 18: The Moon Missions (Uncompiled Code) (Unused Graphics) - Scared Stiff - Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (Arcade) - Conflict: Europe (DOS) - Hypnospace Outlaw - Star Trek: Generations - Titanic: Adventure Out of Time (Prerelease)