Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Unused Mission-Related Content

This is a sub-page of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Almost every single one of the 100+ missions in San Andreas have some sort of unused content left over, be it audio, subtitles, objectives or entire missions.

Note:Used text may be used for additional context, in which case it will be in italics.
All text taken from the american.gxt file from the original PS2 release, the audio is ripped from the Windows version.

To do: Additional character dialogue and general cleanup.

Story Missions

Los Santos Grove Street. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

Countryside My name is Catalina and we gonna take this county for every stinking cent!

San Fierro There she is, brother; San Fierro: the City of Psychedelic Wonders!

Desert Now listen, you're going to have to learn how to fly.

Las Venturas OK, now, the important thing to remember with a plan like this, is that... nothing can go wrong.

Return to Los Santos So what was that little job you was talking about, Toreno? - I just want you to go pick up your brother.

Cut Missions

Impounded

The most complete of the cut missions, including the audio for the pre-mission phone call and the opening cutscene along with objectives and failure states. Meant to be unlocked after High Stakes, Low Rider. Would have introduced the player to the impound garages.

Call with Cesar after High Stakes, Low-Rider

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	~z~Now who's the loser?
	~z~Eehh, I guess I am, holmes.
	~z~Ooh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl.
	~z~We got this thing going since we were kids.
	~z~That's OK, ese.
	~z~You drove good today.
	~z~Yeah, thanks.
	~z~Anyway, I call to invite you over. ~z~Your sister say we should hang out, get to know each other.
	~z~Eerr, OK, what you got planned?
	~z~You wanna see my garage? I got some beer.
	~z~Yeah, OK.
	~z~Bring a nice car, holmes, I'll tune it up for you
	~z~For sure. I'll see you later.

Opening cutscene.

~z~Que pasa, Cesar!
~z~Hey, Holmes!
~z~There's some beers up on the bench right there.
~z~Just got to finish up under the hood, eh.
~z~So, eerr, how are you and my sister doing?
~z~Just fine, CJ. So, how are you and, eerrm -
~z~Who are you seeing at the moment?
~z~You know me, I ain't found the right girl yet.
~z~You ain't never going to find the right girl coz you treat them all like shit.
~z~Easy, angel, man don't find love, love finds man, eh chico.
~z~Yeah, I guess it does...
~z~So, CJ, let's see your wheels.
~z~They ain't nothing special, just, you know...
~z~Let Cesar work his magic, I'll make it special.
~z~What the fuck?
~z~Oh shit, it's been towed!
~z~Damn! What's the matter with this city?
~z~They're always towing people's shit!
~z~I didn't even hear them! Did you hear them?
~z~Damn! What are they, the secret car-towing service?
~z~Fuck! Damn!
~z~Don't worry, holmes. We can get it back.
~z~I know where the impound is. It's cool.
~z~Be back in a bit, baby...

On the way to the impound.

Clip	Subtitle
	~z~The Los Santos Police precinct is in Pershing Square in Commerce.
	~z~Yeah, I know Pershing Square...
	~z~There's an entrance to the left that leads to the underground carpark.
	~z~At the back is a garage that holds the impounded vehicles.
	~z~Ah man, this is gonna be crawling with cops!
	~z~Yeah I know, but if your prize car is missing when you come back to it,
	~z~It's probably been towed.
	~z~A'right man, thanks, I guess I can take it from here.

Impound guards.

Clip	Subtitle
	~z~Hey you! Police. Stop!
	~z~Hey, what are you doing in here?
	~z~Hey, this is police property!
	~z~OK punk, have it your way!
	~z~Hi there. In y'go.
	~z~How's it going? OK, it's open.
	~z~Hold on. There you go, pal.
N/A	~z~Oh, man, C'mon...
N/A	~z~Somebody shoot the ref!
N/A	~z~Catch it! Catch it!

Objectives and failure states.

~s~The cops are on to you. Lose the heat!
~s~Get to the ~h~Pay 'n' Spray~S~.
~s~Enter the ~h~Pay 'n' Spray~S~.
~s~You can use the ~h~Pay 'n' Spray~S~ in Willowfield.
~s~This is the Los Santos police precinct. Also home to the city's impounded vehicles.
~s~An entrance at the side of the precinct leads to its secure underground car park.
~s~Impounded vehicles are found down here, but it's a hive of cop activity.
~s~The garage at the rear is where yours and other impounded vehicles are held.
~s~You need a car for Cesar to work on.
~r~You're meant to get the car back safely.
~s~Get to the impound and retrieve your ~b~car~s~.
~s~Get a car and take it to ~y~Cesar's place~s~.
~s~Get back in the ~b~car~s~.
~s~Get back to ~y~Cesar's place~s~.
~S~Cesar won't work on this vehicle! Try something else.

Doberman

Different from the mission of the same name included in the final game. Would have taken place between Burning Desire and Gray Imports. Audio for the opening cutscene exists, along with some dialogue for two police officers and an unknown third character (presumably the Poncho mentioned in the cutscene), who became "Little Weasel" in the final Doberman. No objectives are left in the final game, but how the mission might have played out can be found within the unused files of The Definitive Edition.

~z~CARL! GET OVER HERE!
~z~Now you listen to me, you sanctimonious piece of shit,
~z~Poncho is my man
~z~and the DEA don't touch my asset, that's just the fucking law!
~z~Oh, I don't give a holy fuck about some targets,
~z~Go frame some other rock slinger.
~z~Crack my ass, you lying piece of shit!
~z~Listen to me!
~z~You leave him on the streets, got me?
~z~CARVER, YOU PIECE OF RAT SHIT! BITCH!
~z~Having a bad day, Officer Tenpenny?
~z~Hey, don't even think that that approaches humor, Johnson.
~z~And Hernandez; don't ever laugh at me again.
~z~Get over there and get my fucking phone.
~z~Move it!
~z~Carver pulls in Poncho and he's gonna fold.
~z~Well it's a good thing we got our Doberman here to deal with it.
~z~You listening Carl?
~z~No, didn't hear nothing
~z~Hey, don't yank my dick, Carl.
~z~You get over there and freeze that bust in East Los Santos
~z~And Poncho doesn't make it into custody - you get me?
~z~Yeah, whatever, man.
~z~Get your ass outta here!
~z~There should be some weed being bagged as evidence -
~z~think of it as a little opportunity we threw your way.

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	~z~Busta C.R.A.S.H. set me up!
	~z~Tenpenny sold me out!

Holed Up

Nothing but the name remains. Placed between The Green Sabre and Badlands in the list of missions.

Tanked Up

Additional mission for Zero between Supply Lines... and New Model Army. Subtitles exist for conversations between CJ and Zero, along with some audio for two unknown characters. No objectives exist to hint at how the mission would have worked.

~z~What's wrong with you now?
~z~I've learned an important lesson.
~z~What?
~z~That it's fun to have an enemy.
~z~That with Berkley dead my life is also over.
~z~What do you mean?
~z~It is perfectly natural, Carl.
~z~We're fighting machines, Carl, as much as this tank, or that chopper.
~z~And with no one to fight, we're nothing.
~z~I am just facing up to the void.
~z~Don't mind me, Carl. I am having an existential crisis.
~z~You carry on painting graffiti and wearing your gold chains.
~z~All I want is a little peace.
~z~I got the cops on my case,
~z~a big fat prick who betrayed me and you're having such a crisis?
~z~Man, I'll give you 'exi-mental', you damn square.
~z~What's that noise?
~z~Sounds like a model 7, a 5:1 ratio, equipped with cannon.
~z~No, it doesn't. No it doesn't...
~z~It sounds like a whole army of them!
~z~Oh dear God - Berkley is alive?

~z~It must have been a patrol we heard.
~z~If Berkley's still alive, he'll be servicing his transmitters!
~z~We've got to go stop him!
~z~How?
~z~You're the gangster, you tell me!
~z~Carl, where are you going?
~z~What are you doing, Carl?
~z~That's Berkley over there!
~z~Right, I'm going to go beat on that fool!
~z~Wait!
~z~Berkley is a master tactician, a cautious general!
~z~Meaning?
~z~Meaning it's a trap!

~z~Deploy the tank!
~z~Use the tank to take out those buggies!
~z~What's the problem, they're only little cars?
~z~Trust me, stop them at all costs!
~z~Holy fuck!
~z~See, Berkley isn't a kid and these things aren't toys!
~z~Ohmygod! Stop those buggies, Carl!
~z~Shit, Carl, what are you doing?
~z~We going to die, I know it!
~z~Curse you, Berkley, Curse you!
~z~Ow, that really hurt!
~z~We can't take much more!
~z~One more hit and Berkley's won!
~z~Man, you guys play hard!
~z~I told you, Carl, this is war, just on a tiny scale!
~z~I've got a LOT of work to do!

Clip	Subtitle
	~z~Whoa, dude, a tiny war machine!
	~z~Hey, is that, like for real?
	~z~Oh man, ain't it cute!
	~z~Holy Gaia! It's a bad trip Satan toy!
	~z~Mother of God! It's blasting!
	~z~Fucking shit! It's packing!
	~z~Hey, a cute toy tank!
	~z~Make love toys, not war toys!
	~z~Oh man, I've always wanted one of these!
	~z~One serious fucking toy!
	~z~That toy's got real attitude problems!
	~z~It's a tiny soviet invasion!

Roadside Assistance

Additional mission for the Wang Cars asset between Test Drive and Customs Fast Track. Nothing but the name remains.

Parachute

Included in the list of mission names between N.O.E. (DSERT6) and Black Project (DSERT8). The text bank between these two missions, DSERT7, contains the following text. Nothing else is known.

~z~You ready?
~z~For what?
~z~Its okay. She's got everything you need.
~z~Yo man, what do you need me to do now?
~z~Very funny, Carl. Let's get on with it. Take her up.

The Truth is Out There

An additional mission after Green Goo, presumably for The Truth. Area 69 being referenced by its real life counterpart and the lack of any color tags in the objectives hints at an early cut. Nothing else remains, and nothing seems to suggest that the unused FBI Truck would have been used here.

~z~Yo.
~z~CJ. I've nosed too deep this time!
~z~I've told you about that stuff, Truthman!
~z~Lay off the 'caine, dude!
~z~No. I didn't mean that!
~z~The grey government want me out of the way!
~z~Yo, speak up.
~z~I'm in Bayside,
~z~Whole town is crawling with dudes in black suits.
~z~I need your help, CJ!
~z~I've done some mushrooms, but it hasn't calmed me down at all.
~z~CJ! They're after me!
~z~Yo, calm down, I'm on my way.
~z~Carl.
~z~Yo, we gotta rescue The Truth. Get back in!
~z~There's been a change of plan.
~z~Get back in!

Federal agents are chasing The Truth for wandering around Area 51!
Escort The Truth taking out anyone trying to kill him.
Heli Health
Truth Health
Escort The Truth's car to safety
The Truth died!

The Truth's car was destroyed how is he gonna get away now?

All-Terrain Take Down

An additional mission between Los Desperados and End of the Line. Instead replaced by having to take over 35% of all gang territories in Los Santos to unlock the final mission. Notably seems to include Big Bear, who originally had a larger role in the story at some point.

~z~What's popping?
~z~Ain't nothin'.
~z~Hey Bear.
~z~Whattup, homie!
~z~Everything is locked down and cool here.
~z~How is the Varrio?
~z~Yo, it's all cool down there.
~z~Yo, I want TENPENNY. It's time.
~z~Man, that lowlife motherfucker could be anywhere.
~z~Look what he's done to all of us, man.
~z~Only Smoke would know where he's at.
~z~Where's Smoke?
~z~You heard what B Dup said.
~z~Smoke ain't on the streets no more.
~z~Stays in his den, don't go to no one.
~z~But he's still pushing?
~z~Yeah, but only to a select circle of cats.
~z~Yo, even B Dup got cut off.
~z~Wait, there is a Russian cat.
~z~Just stays in his spot on the other side of town.
~z~I think he copped off Smoke.
~z~A'ight. I'm gonna go speak with this Russian cat,
~z~see if he can lead me to that fat fuck Smoke.
~z~Where's Smoke?
~z~Smoke?
~z~You know the rules, comrade, I can't tell you where he is!
~z~Yeah, I know the rules;
~z~I hit you until you start talking or you stop bleeding!
~z~Oh man!
~z~Hell, he's holed up in an old apartment block
~z~over Los Flores way.
~z~It's easy enough to spot - they got the whole block under control.
~z~No one gets in or out without Smoke's say so!
~z~Holy fuck!
~z~I'm gonna make sure Smoke knows you're coming,
~z~you dumb bastard!

~s~Go to the ~y~Market~s~ area of town and take over all of the ~y~Los Santos Vagos territory~s~.
~s~Attack the Los Santos Vagos gang members and take over the territory.

~s~The enemy gang have retaken the territory, go and take it over.

Side Missions

Boat School

For some reason, all the schools except the Boat School have introduction dialogue. However the voice files can be found sitting unused.

Clip	Subtitle
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	~z~Welcome to the Boat School
	~z~To pass you must achieve BRONZE or higher in all 5 tests.
	~z~To view a demonstration of each test, please use the TV over there.
	~z~Passing a test will unlock the next test in the training program.
	~z~You can come back and check your scores or take new tests at any time.

Beefy Baron

An alternate version of the objective. It is also worth pointing out that the vans are referred to as Topfun vans in the PS2 version, the PC version calls them delivery vans instead.

~s~Destroy as many of Berkley's Topfun vans as possible.

Unnamed Crane Mission

Some leftover text for an unnamed, cut crane mission.

~s~Stop the boats carrying drugs from entering the docks.
~s~Use the crane to fling shit at them.
Boats Stopped: ~1~
Earnings $~1~

Big Smoke's Cash & Yay Courier

These missions unlock after King in Exile and are available until Yay Ka-Boom Boom. They are triggered by a call from Cesar every Monday & Friday and Wednesday & Saturday in-game respectively. The names for these missions are never seen, but are included in the list of missions in american.gxt.