Grand Theft Auto: Vice City/Unused Mission-Related Content

This is a sub-page of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

To do: Rearrange them in order, and format the page to include unused mission objectives.

Ken Rosenberg

The Party

Lines for a girl complimenting the biker whose bike you can steal. Notably mentions Howlin' Pete's.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
law1_9.wav		"Wow, I like, really dig your motorcycle."
law1_10.wav		"Yeah babe, just picked it up from Howlin' Pete's"

Back Alley Brawl

Lance introducing you to the Pole Position club and some other cut lines.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
lanstp1.mp3		"Tommy, every man needs a little R&R once in a while."
lanstp2.mp3		"This here's the Pole Position Strip Club, you might want to drop in some time."
law2_6.wav		"We gotta get the hell outta here!"
law2_7.wav		"Come on man, drive more careful."
law2_8.wav		"Hey, watch what you're doing!"
law2_9.wav		"Hey, where we going now?"
law2_10.wav		"What are we doing now?"

Avery Carrington

Two Bit Hit

Someone exclaiming that someone was killed. Oddly, this mission is listed between Four Iron and Demolition Man.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
tex2_1.wav		"He killed François!"

Colonel Cortez

Guardian Angels

Some unheard lines for Lance.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
col3_7.wav		"What's the matter with you man?! Get on the roof across the yard before they show up!"
col3_11.wav		"Damn, whatchu trying to do? Kill me?"
col3_21.wav		"Tommy! I'll stay here and watch over Diaz!"

Sir, Yes Sir!

An alternate version of the self destruct message.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
col4_25.wav		"Vehicle self destruct initiated!"
col4_26.wav		"Prepare to die Communist scum!"

All Hands on Deck

A line for Cortez and some for his sailors.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
col5_6.wav		"Mercedes, that girl will be the death of me."
col5_19.wav		"Tommy, take that chopper out!"
col5_20.wav		"He's coming again! Blow that chopper!"
col5_21.wav		"Look at the size of that chopper!"
col5_22.wav		"Here he comes again!"

Richardo Diaz

The Chase

One more line for Tommy.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cok1_6.wav		"Sick of these pricks!"

Phnom Penh '86

More chatting between Tommy and Lance.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cok2_7a.wav		"See those marker boys? Try taking out the lights!"
cok2_8a.wav		"You sure is better at shooting than talking."
cok2_8b.wav		"Thanks. You're a real charmer yourself."
cok2_8c.wav		"I Know, Tommy."
cok212a.wav		"You cool with some music?"
cok212b.wav		"Aah! I love this record!"

The Fastest Boat

Dwayne and Jethro (the stoners whom the player buys the Boatyard asset) were meant to make an appearance in this mission.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cok3_1.wav		"Don't shoot, dude!"
cok3_2.wav		"What's in this stuff?"
cok3_3.wav		"He's taking the boat. Bummer."
cok3_4.wav		"Some square's stealing the boat, man!"

Supply & Demand

An alternate intro to the mission along with more lines from Lance.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cok_4b.mp3		"Uugghh! That's the last of them. I'm going to start her up. I think we've got some new friends."
cok4_2.wav		"Yeah?", Comes after the "We know Diaz busted out deal..." line.
cok4_6.wav		"Do you know where we're going?"
cok4_7.wav		"Are we lost?"
cok4_9.wav		"Take 'em out!"
cok4_10.wav		"They're matchwood! And fish food!"
cok4_11.wav		"We made it! Those other boats ain't VIP class."
cok4_17.wav		"They're getting desperate!"
cok4_18.wav		"My damn feet are wet! WE'RE TAKING ON WATER!"
cok4_21.wav		"Bridge coming up!"
cok4_22.wav		"Bail out, she's about to blow!"
cok4_23.wav		"Good shooting!"

Kent Paul

Death Row

Lines for Diaz's goons.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
resc_9.wav		"Do you think that you can get away with this?"
resc_10.wav		"You are just a little worm, under Diaz's tiny boot!"

Vercetti Estate

Rub Out

Lance has extra lines of dialogue for when he and Tommy storm Diaz's mansion and following the cutscene in which he and Tommy kill Ricardo Diaz.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
ass_2.mp3		"Tommy, man, we did it! We're in charge of this place now; we can take over. You and me. Vance and Vercetti, the two Vs! I like that."
ass_5.wav		"Lance!"
ass_6.wav		"Go on Tommy, I'll be ok!"
ass_10.wav		"Hey, this is a real nice herbaceous border!"
ass_11.wav		"Hey Tommy, can my room have a view of the bay?"
ass_12.wav		"Beautiful high ceilings in here..."

Cop Land

Alternate takes exist for the dialogue before the explosives detonate at the Tarbursh Café.

Tommy Vercetti

State	Filename	Audio File	Transcription
Used	bud3_8a.wav		"OK, timers are set, 5 seconds and ticking."
Unused	bud3_8b.wav		"OK, timers are set, 10 seconds and ticking."
Unused	bud3_8c.wav		"OK, timers are set, 15 seconds and ticking."

Lance Vance

State	Filename	Audio File	Transcription
Used	bud3_9a.wav		"5 seconds?! We've got to get the hell out of here!"
Unused	bud3_9b.wav		"10 seconds?! We've got to get the hell out of here!"
Unused	bud3_9c.wav		"15 seconds?! We've got to get the hell out of here!"

Keep Your Friends Close...

Two extra lines for Tommy and an alternate take of Sonny's final line.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
fin_6.wav		"Sonny's up with the safe and MY money..."
fin_10.wav		"Sonny? SONNY! I'm coming for ya!"
finkill.wav		"Ok boys, kill him!"

Love Fist

Love Juice

An extra line for Tommy meant to be played between the two lines from the dealer.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
rok1_1b.wav		"It's for Love Fist."

Publicity Tour

An alternate take for the closing cutscene. The used version is one big mp3 file with music and sound effects played in the background. "rok3_73.wav" seems to be misnumbered and it also has its metadata still intact, revealing that it was created in Sound Forge 4.5 on August 27, 2002.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
rok3_62.wav		"so we thought we'd show you our Temple of Rock -"
rok3_63.wav		"Get a feel for that Love Fist fury!"
rok3_64.wav		"Listen to yourself, man. It's papier-mache and gaffa tape."
rok3_65.wav		"Hey, to the kids, it's a temple and we are the priests!"
rok3_66.wav		"Aye, well, if the kids like their priests half cut and tone deaf,"
rok3_67.wav		"who am I to argue?"
rok3_68.wav		"Oh geez, the tape's getting chewed again."
rok3_69.wav		"At this rate, we'll never get to play live."
rok3_70.wav		"Oohh shite! My bowels..."
rok3_71.wav		"We gotta get on with it - thanks again Tommy, Know what I am saying, nice one, bye!"
rok3_73.wav		"Jezz is running the tape,"

Kaufman Cabs

Friendly Rivalry

The taxi controller cheering Tommy on during the mission.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
tax2_4.wav		"Go on, Tommy."
tax2_5.wav		"Beat the hell out of him."
tax2_6.wav		"He hasn't even got a license."
tax2_7.wav		"Damn limousines."

Cabmageddon

A one liner for the enemy cab driver.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
tax3_5.wav		"Hey boy I'm gonna tan your hide!"

The Malibu

No Escape ?

Police officers reacting to you walking in the HQ.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
bnk1_1.wav		"Can I help you, sir?"
bnk1_2.wav		"There's an imposter!"
bnk1_3.wav		"He's gone insane!"
bnk1_4.wav		"Who the hell are you?"
bnk1_5.wav		"Where's your badge?"
bnk1_6.wav		"There they are! Shoot to kill!"

The Driver

A line for Hilary when you lose and variations for the cutscene lines, same as with "Publicity Tour".

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
bnk3_2.wav		"I'm not driving for you, no way, I'm sharing this at group."
bnk3_4a.wav		"You Tommy? Of course you're Tommy, I mean, why else would anyone want to speak to me?"
bnk3_4b.wav		"OK. Consider it this way - I'll drive for you IF, and only IF, you can drive properly."
bnk3_4c.wav		"Leave me alone - and I'll never forgive you."

The Job

A whole lot here. Alternate takes and objectives mostly.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
bk4_14a.wav		"Phil, things still sweet?", a calm variation.
bk4_23a.wav		"Give me three minutes!"
bk4_23b.wav		"Give me five minutes!"
bk4_23c.wav		"Give me eight minutes!"
bk4_23d.wav		"Give me ten minutes!!"
bk4_31a.wav		"Tommy, the vault is open.", a calm variation
bk4_40b.wav		"I'll give him abandonment issues!", said by Cam, normally Phil's line.
bnk4_3g.wav		"Crap, now the cops are onto us!"
bnk4_3h.wav		"-and we're not even there yet!"
bnk4_3j.wav		"Yeah, and you'll put somebodys eye out!", comes right after "Stop waving that thing around..."
bnk4_3k.wav		"We'll have to lose the cops first..." It does not matter if you get a wanted level during the drive to the bank.
bnk4_4b.wav		"Wait here and keep the engine running..", alternate line, normally Tommy tells Hilary to drive around the block
bnk4_32.wav		"Use explosives to open the deposit boxes!"
bnk4_43.wav		"I've got our asses covered, drive!"
bnk4_51.wav		"New threads? You need more than that, pal!" Tommy's reply to Kent Paul during the closing cutscene.
bnk4_95.wav		"Hilary, you go find another car.", If you trash your getaway car,the mission will fail, making this go unused.
bnk4_96.wav		"We better go find him."
bnk4_97.wav		"Phil? Where the... Damn it!"
bnk4_98.wav		"Now where's Hilary gone?"
bnk4_99.wav		"Where's Cam?"
bnk422a.wav		"Cam, how long?"
bnk422b.wav		"Cam, how long?"

Printworks

Spilling the Beans

Lines for the guards on the boat.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cnt1_3.wav		"Someone's on the ship!"
cnt1_4.wav		"Attack him! He's come onboard!"
cnt1_5.wav		"Protect the shipping officer!"

Hit the Courier

Extra lines for the bodyguards.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
cnt2_3.wav		"Protect the courier!"

Sunshine Autos

This phone call should have produced after Tommy purchased this asset. Notice that the two last bits of audio are incorrectly numbered. The other calls would have been the loan sharks pestering Tommy for the money.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_03a.wav		"Mr. Vercetti? I have here a signed piece of crap..."
mob_03b.wav		"...stating that you have taken on all of BJ's Auto's debts."
mob_03c.wav		"With BJ's sudden disappearance I have no choice but to hold YOU responsible for his..."
mob_03e.wav		"...financial insecurities."
mob_03d.wav		"Until this account is settled in full you should consider Vice City's streets to be very unfriendly."

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
shark_1.wav		"Vercetti, where's my money?"
shark_2.wav		"Hey Vercetti, I told you to pay, you prick!"
shark_3.wav		"Where's my money, Vercetti?"
shark_4.wav		"Vercetti, you prick, pay up!"
shark_5.wav		"I told you, you prick. Pay up!"

A Call from Diaz

An alternate call from Diaz, inviting Tommy to see him.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_61a.wav		"Hey Tommy man, why you no love Ricardo no more?"
mob_61b.wav		"Come see me man, I got some good shit going down."

A Call from Rosenberg

Ken Rosenberg explains to Tommy how protection rings work in all purchased assets. Replaced by a call from Avery Carrington after completing the Extorsion mission.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_08a.wav		Ken: "Hey Tommy, I thought you might need some business advice."
mob_08b.wav		Ken: "Once you got an operation up and running, you'll need to drop by and take the week's cash."
mob_08c.wav		Ken: "Let the guys think they got the run of the place and they'll try shaving the profits - ok?"
mob_08d.wav		Tommy: "Hey, I know how to handle business, Ken, ok?"
mob_08e.wav		Ken: "Ok, ok. I know, you know. I was just, you know, telling you I know, that..."
mob_08f.wav		Ken: "...you know, that I know. Just keeping it sharp baby! (sniff) Keeping it sharp. Oh yeah."
mob_08g.wav		Tommy: "Whatever, Ken, whatever..."

Additional Mission For Interglobal Studios

A phone conversation between Steve Scott and the player detailing a mission that was not developed.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_10a.wav		Steve: "Tommy. Look, I need to ask you a favor."
mob_10b.wav		Tommy: "Steve! How's filming going!"
mob_10c.wav		Steve: "It's going fine, fine, yeah. We need a car chase scene, and, uh, but our budget can't really stretch to it. So, uh..."
mob_10d.wav		Steve: "I've left some wheels at the airport. Uh, you'll know what to do."
mob_10e.wav		Tommy: "Ok Steve, I'll keep an eye out. Catch you later."

A Call From Kent Paul

Kent Paul tells the player about the SWAT retirement fund which is later seized in the mission The Job.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_14a.wav		Paul: "Hey there Tommy, you're gonna love me mate."
mob_14b.wav		Paul: "A little birdy told me that Vice City SWAT Division has a deposit box at a certain rather large banking establishment,..."
mob_14c.wav		Paul: "...where they keep all the bribes they've taken over the years, like some kind of old boys' retirement fund."
mob_14d.wav		Paul: "Of course, if this information should ever help you acquire any of that cash,..."
mob_14e.wav		Paul: "...I guess you'd feel obliged to push some of it my way?"
mob_14f.wav		Tommy: "I'll bear that in mind, thanks Kent."
mob_14g.wav		Paul: "It's Paul. I'm from Kent, near London, you prat."
mob_14h.wav		Tommy: "Whatever you say, KENT."

A Call from Umberto Robina

An alternate introduction call from said character that goes unused in favor of the mob_09#.wav sequence.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_29a.wav		Umberto: "Hello, is this Mr. Tommy Vercetti?"
mob_29b.wav		Tommy: "Yeah."
mob_29c.wav		Umberto: "Well, I hear through the vine of grapes you the man when someone got a vermin infestation."
mob_29d.wav		Tommy: "Yeah, maybe..."
mob_29e.wav		Umberto: "Well, I got a real vermin infestation. Haitians everywhere."
mob_29f.wav		Umberto: "My name is Umberto Robina and I want you to meet me at the Cafe Robina as soon as you can,..."
mob_29g.wav		Umberto: "...'cause I tell you, these damn Haitians gone too far this time."

A Call from Phil Cassidy

Phil was meant to make a call after the player finishes the main storyline.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_35a.wav		"Tommy, the wound is healing well."
mob_35b.wav		"Funny thing is, I have fought in 6 battle zones and always walked away without a scratch, and now this!"
mob_35c.wav		"One armed Phil. Still, I got me a healthy selection of one handed fire power so I'll never be unarmed Phil, you hear."
mob_35d.wav		"Any way son, cut out the sentimental crap and go buy yourself a drink, you hear!"

Calls from Mercedes

Various phone conversations between Tommy and Mercedes which were meant to develop their relationship.

So Lonely

A little call from a very lonely Mercedes.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_57a.wav		"Tommy, it's Mercedes. I'm lonely, really lonely, baby."
mob_57b.wav		"Please come and visit me, immediately. Ok, bye."

New Apartment

Mercedes' lines are missing, yet the entire conversation can be found in american.gxt. They have been replaced by low-quality recordings of Tommy saying "Hi Mercedes, howyadoin'?" Tommy drives to this location in order to pick her up in the mission "Love Juice".

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_54a.wav mob_54c.wav mob_54e.wav		"Hi Mercedes, howyadoin'?"
mob_54b.wav		"Hi Mercedes, howyadoin'?"
mob_54d.wav		"I'd love to. I'll catch you later."

Reminder

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_55a.wav		Mercedes: "Tommy, it's me."
mob_55b.wav		Tommy: "Hi Mercedes."
mob_55c.wav		Mercedes: "Tommy, I'm so bored, when we going to have some fun?"
mob_55d.wav		Tommy: "What do you mean?"
mob_55e.wav		Mercedes: "Well, I know you're busy fighting and killing and corrupting people,..."
mob_55f.wav		Mercedes: "...but I just want to have some fun. So don't forget about me, OK?"

Ricardo Diaz

This call may have occurred after completing the "Rub Out" mission.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_56a.wav		Mercedes: "Tommy, I heard you killed Ricardo Diaz."
mob_56b.wav		Tommy: "No, there was an unfortunate fire at his mansion."
mob_56c.wav		Tommy: "I think he might have burnt to death in his acrylic shirt."
mob_56d.wav		Mercedes: "Tommy, I'm so proud of you. I knew you were a real man."
mob_56e.wav		Mercedes: "It was an awful trouser stain of a man, you make me so proud to be your friend."
mob_56f.wav		Mercedes: "I know you going to be busy trying to take over this town, but don't forget about me, you hear?"

Break Up

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_57c.wav		"It's Mercedes. I no longer love you Tommy. I no longer do. Honest."
mob_57d.wav		"Because you're no longer nice to Mercedes. You're no longer treating me like a lady."
mob_57e.wav		"You ignore me and I hate you. I insist you come to see me right away! Bye!"

Jezz Torrent

Mercedes rants on Love Fist's lead singer. May have been intended to play after the "Love Juice" mission.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mob_58a.wav		Mercedes: "Tommy."
mob_58b.wav		Tommy: "Hey Mercedes."
mob_58c.wav		Mercedes: "Hey indeed Mr. Tough Guy. I'm really angry with you Tommy."
mob_58d.wav		Mercedes: "Never make me hang out with Jezz Torrent again. He is pathetic."
mob_58e.wav		Mercedes: "Half way through he starts crying about his doggie that died when he was 7 years old and that his mommy never loved him."
mob_58f.wav		Mercedes: "And Tommy, he wears a wig and a bra in private."
mob_58g.wav		Mercedes: "I am not very happy with you! I'm very, very angry. Goodbye!"

Monologues

A few select missions have a bit of monologue from Tommy after the cutscene, but these are never played.

Filename	Audio File	Transcription
mono_2.wav		"As soon as were ready, I can send the fake crap up north."
mono_4.wav		"Okay, let's see what kind of shit I've inherited with this place."
mono_7.wav		"Rock n' roll, huh? Don't make me laugh."
mono11.wav		"Lance, you stupid moron. Still, gives me an opportunity to deal with Diaz."
mono12.wav		"Bullying an old man!? Who does this wiseguy mob asshole think he is!? "
mono14.wav		"When your best friend's a lawyer and you're taking advice from a texan crook, you know things ain't going well."

Unvoiced Dialogue

Quite a few scrapped conversations can be found in the american.gxt file.

Mr. Moffat

Dialogue planned for a removed character/mission.

Moffat: "Vercetti? VERCETTI!! Damn you man, you've got to help me!"
Tommy: "Mr. Moffat? How's family life?"
Moffat: "Damn you to hell, HELL, do hear me?!"
Tommy: "Well it was nice chatting..."
Moffat: "WAIT! Wait, Vercetti - Tommy, can I call you Tommy? We're both businessmen, yeah? You know a good deal when you hear one, ok?"
Tommy: "I don't have time to chat, get to the point."
Moffat: "MONEY. Money is the goddamned point. I've escaped the coop again, but it's never long before they track me down - they think it's a damned game! I'm at a pay phone somewhere in this god forsaken shit hole. Get me out of here before they take me back and...and..oh go-o-od..."
Tommy: "Well, I'm busy for the next -"
Moffat: "No! Don't shit with me here, have a heart! No man should have to do such, such things. I'm on my knees here Tommy, in the dirt begging you please..."
Tommy: "I guess I could swing by that way, see if I can spot you..."
Moffat: "Oh god, they're coming. For the love of Christ hurry, hurry!"

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Introduction

A slightly different version of the opening cutscene.

Ken: "Hey, hey, guys! It's, uh, Ken Rosenberg here! Hey! Heh, heh, hey, great, hey! Well, uh, I'm gonna drive you guys to the meet, okay? Now, I've talked to the suppliers and they are very, huh-ha, keen to start a business relationship, so, uh, if all goes well, we should, uh, be doing very nicely for ourselves, which is, y'know... good.. Okay, so. They're brothers, okay. One operates the uh, the business, and the other one does the flying. Now they operate out of Mexico, They own a farm in Panama. Okay, all right, listen - you guys, when we get there should I stay in the car, or do you guys want me to come in with you guys?"
Tommy: "No. Stay in the car."
Ken: "You know what, I thought about it, I'm gonna watch the car."

(at the swap)

Ken: "Ok, that's them in the chopper. All right, here's the deal. They want a straight exchange on open ground. All right? Ok. Stay tight, let's go. All right. Take it easy, now. I'm right here. The cars running, baby!"
Tommy: "Got it?"
Dealer: "100% pure grade-A Colombian, my friend. The greens?"
Tommy: "Tens and twenties...used."

(cue ambush)

Tommy: "Go on, get out of here! Drive!"

(on the way to the office)

Ken: "Screwed! We're screwed! This is soo typical, I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!"
Tommy: "Well, screw you! Shut your face and quit complaining! You're alive, aren't ya'? Drop me right up here. "

(Tommy gets out of the car)

Tommy: "Go dump the car, then go get some sleep. I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out."
Ken: "OK, that's a good idea, I'll get some sleep. What are you gonna do?"
Tommy: "Make my way back to my hotel, clear my head, and figure this crap out."
Ken: "OK."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Additional Mission from Avery Carrington

Avery: "Hey Tommy, it's Avery! Now listen, I got me all tied up at the moment and I have a representative of mine needs chaperoning out to the Gator Keys. I'm after some land out that way, so I'm sending someone out to sweeten the deal. Could you do me a favor and make sure he gets there ok?"
Tommy: "Yeah, sure thing Avery. Where'd you want me to pick him up?"
Avery: "He's just finishing some business at the building site. I said you'd pick him up from there."
Tommy: "No problem. See you later, Avery."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

More Calls from Kent Paul

Two more calls from Kent Paul were cut.

Call no. 1

Paul: "Tommy, mate, it's Paul, from Kent, a couple of proper sorts have your name written all over them, down at the Malibu."
Tommy: "What are you talking about?"
Paul: "Sorts. Birds. You know. Girls. Tastey ones, don't think they're brasses or nothing. You gotta come check them out."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Call no. 2

Paul: "Tommy V, It's KP here. Kent Paul. Word on the street is people want to rip you off. Keep your eye's peeled, my son. And remember, I didn't say nothing to you about this."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Mercedes' Call

The actual text for one of the conversations.

Mercedes: "Hiya Tommy!"
Tommy: "Hi Mercedes, howyadoin'?"
Mercedes: "I got a new apartment up in Vice Point - thought you might want to drop by sometime."
Tommy: "I'd love to. I'll catch you later."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Actress Mercedes

This call should have been used after finishing the Interglobal Films' missions.

Mercedes: "Ooh Tommy, its Mercedes. I just want to say, I have so much fun on that film set. Anything else you have like that, you let me know. I really mean that. I always wanted to be an actress. I think I learn a lot about the dramatic process. It so enlightening! Thank you. Thank you. I see you real soon. Adios."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)

Colonel Cortez' Call

An alternate version of the Colonel's conversation following the completion of the main story.

Cortez: "Tommy, it is always a struggle here. Excuse the poor line, we have just had another failed coup. The people are the most demanding mistress of all. So far, we have had three revolutions and four coups since I return from Vice City. Luckily, I have been promoted each time. Maybe everyone is humiliating me. Tommy, you are proving very useful, my friend."
Tommy: "Thanks, Cortez. What about my deal?"
Cortez: "Tommy, I am working tirelessly on your behalf to ensue we get to the bottom of this trench of stinking lies and deceit, you have my word on that, but in the meantime, please accept the esteemed thanks of my people for your work on our behalf."

(Source: RARusk's FAQ)