Half-Life: Opposing Force/Haikus
From The Cutting Room Floor
This is a sub-page of Half-Life: Opposing Force.
the half-life of lime jello nuclear bedtime story crazy customizable programmer's head on a stick frictionless, massless mormon put it in your report, bill i don't need the influence i'm coming out of the booth in the middle of a storm it tantalizes me so you are my favorite thing i leave the windows open and fed you to the chickens candy corn chicken fetus the silhouette of a dog guns exploding all around a rising column of smoke you don't jump like a monkey
i have to call chuck rebel boat rocker colostomy bag walking in memphis exploding midget white cotton panties nub technology anonymous nub more bunny justice evil evil boy you have been a fool do not send me porn i must escape it those creamy white thighs keeping us all cool air conditioning so what if I sweat fresh air is so sweet live mice sit on us digital squirrel liquid banana peas and hominy miscellaneous gravity assist random tuna head some quick goat thinking a velvet codpiece let's tease the weasels nice vomiting spell a specific dick the growing yodas