Jet Grind Radio (Dreamcast)/DJ Professor K Voice Clips

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All of the voice clips for DJ Professor K are stored in the file "SND_DJTALK.AFS". Inside are several unused clips and alternate takes. Some file names have a "u" appended to the end, which suggests it was intended for the US (or just international) release. In the end, the original dialogue was kept, random Japanese words and all. Interestingly, it appears that Vicarious Visions liked the localized version, as most of the unused dialogue ended up in the more obscure Game Boy Advance version of Jet Set Radio, albeit in text-only and shortened form.

1 Intro
2 Shibuya-cho: Shibuya GG
3 Shibuya-cho: Love Trap
4 Kogane-cho: The Monster of Kogane
5 Kogane-cho: No. 540
6 Kogane-cho: Kogane Circus
7 Benten-cho: Benten Boogie
8 Benten-cho: Graffiti High
9 Benten-cho: Noise Reduction
10 Shibuya-cho: Love Attack
11 Chapter 3: Stage 1
12 Chapter 3: Stage 2
13 Benten-cho: Behind the Mask
14 Unused Misc.

Intro

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e01_015.adx		Listen up all you innocent fools out there. Officer Onishima has got some special-order Keisatsu bracelets all ready for you.
e01_016.adx		So get yourselves to the bathroom and brush those teeth, boys and girls. Cause a whole load of trouble is heading your way!
Alternate
e01_015u.adx		Listen up all you innocent fools out there. Officer Onishima has got some special-order police bracelets all ready for you.
e01_016u.adx		So you better not forget to lock your doors, boys and girls. Cause a whole load of trouble is heading your way!

Said during the main intro of the game, after recruiting Gum and Tab.

Shibuya-cho: Shibuya GG

File Name	Audio	Transcription
e02_001.adx
e02_001u.adx		I'm the ronin of the radio / Cuttin' rhymes with a Yamato- / -damashii, got the spirit inside of me / I got no equals, just like Miyamoto Musashi / Like a katana to your cranium / Sega games, just keep playin' 'em / With lyrics like a bullet train, so tight / It's like I'm doin' judo in your brain, let's fight / But you can never beat me, with my lyrical karate / So call it hip-hop, or rap, or urban haiku / It'll bust your head like a pair of nunchaku / You're chokin' on my flow while eatin' your udon / I'm spillin' mad wasabi on the microphone

Intended for the scene after beating the first Shibuya-cho stage, Shibuya GG. A shortened, very altered (and localized) version is used in the GBA version in the aforementioned scene. However, the full spoken version may have proved to be too long to fit in a typical broadcast, so it was completely canned.

Shibuya-cho: Love Trap

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e03_001.adx		We gonna blast your blues with a burst of pure sound. This is your very own, one-punch knockout broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Which one of you punks wanna step in the ring?
e03_002.adx		Shibuya-cho got some love letters on the walls from them lonely lovers, but they were erased before mama could see them.
e03_003.adx		But now they've gone away somewhere. Were they just flirting to have some fun, or is this some new game they're playing?
Alternate
e04_001.adx		We gonna blast your blues with a burst of pure sound. This is your very own, one-punch knockout broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Which one of you punks wanna step in the ring?
e04_002.adx		Shibuya-cho got some love letters from them lonely lovers, but they were erased before mama could see them. The GG's were feeling so good they sent their own message right back to them Love Shockers.
e04_003.adx		At first those girls were just flirting, but I guess they can't turn down a date now, huh? Ha ha ha!

Said after the second Shibuya-cho stage, Love Trap. Again, the second and third alt takes were used in the GBA version.

Kogane-cho: The Monster of Kogane

Alternate Takes 1
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e05_001.adx		This is your very own guerilla broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Use this city as your canvas and paint us some vibes from the street!
e05_004.adx		Poison Jam! Them horror freaks are really pissed—they haven't seen a good slasher flick in months! And after the action in Kogane-cho, they're out for revenge! It looks like we might be facing a bloodbath here. Better put on your garlic honey, cause the vampires are on the prowl! Ha ha ha!
Alternate
e07_001.adx		This is your very own guerilla broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Use this city as your canvas and paint us some vibes from the street!
e07_003.adx		The Poison Jammers are red hot mad—them horror masked freaks are all riled up cause the horror section of the video store is too small!
e07_004.adx		After the action in Kogane-cho, they're out for revenge! It looks like we might have a bloodbath here. Better put on your garlic necklaces, cause the vampires are on the prowl! Ha ha ha!

Alternate Takes 2
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e05_003.adx		I guess that would be classified as "dog"-napping, huh? I wonder how much ransom you get for a dog? The Keisatsu are staying out of this one, so y'all better keep an eye on your own dogs too!
Alternate
e05_003u.adx		I guess that would be classified as a "dog"-napping, huh? I wonder how much ransom you get for a dog? The cops are staying out of this one, so y'all better keep an eye on your own dogs too!

Unused Clips
File Name	Audio	Transcription
e05_005		Those Keisatsu guys are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no detergent on the shop-at-home network to get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!
e05_005u		Those police guys are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no detergent on them late night infomercials that can get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!
e07_005.adx		The Jieitai (自衛隊 - Japanese Self-defence Force) have moved into Kogane-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with them parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else?
e07_005u.adx		The army's moved into Kogane-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with them parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else?

Said after beating the first Kogane-cho stage, The Monster of Kogane. If you beat this stage before Benten Boogie, the GG's pet dog will be kidnapped ― these clips are stored with the "e05" files. If you beat this stage after Benten Boogie, frogs will have invaded the GG's garage ― the additional clip talking about this is stored with the "e07" files.

Kogane-cho: No. 540

Alternate Takes 1
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e06_001.adx		This is Tokyo's hard-walking, truth talking, always squawking, Jet Set Radio! Even the Keisatsu tune in here when they're not eating donuts.
Alternate
e06_001u.adx		This is Tokyo's hard-walking, truth talking, always squawking, Jet Set Radio! Even the cops tune in here when they're not eating donuts.
e08_001.adx		This is Tokyo's hard-walking, truth talking, always squawking, Jet Set Radio! Even the Keisatsu tune in here when they're not eating donuts.
e08_001u.adx		This is Tokyo's hard-walking, truth talking, always squawking, Jet Set Radio! Even the cops tune in here when they're not eating donuts.

More Keisatsu --> cops. Used in GBA version.

Alternate Takes 2
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e06_002.adx		Looks like the GG's have filled the streets of Kogane-cho with their graffiti.
Alternate
e08_002.adx		Looks like the GG's have filled the streets of Kogane-cho with their graffiti.

Said after the second Kogane-cho stage, No. 540.

Kogane-cho: Kogane Circus

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e09_001.adx		We'll leave your mama gawking and your daddy walking, we're Tokyo's biggest, baddest buccaneers. We're Jet Set Radio.
e09_002.adx		Poison Jam is finished. They're worm-food. And there ain't no sequels in the works for these monsters. They're in the grave for good.
e09_003.adx		Whoa, all of a sudden a big black car came by and picked up Poison Jam, snatched 'em right away!
e09_004.adx		So was this a real kidnapping this time? Or maybe it's just the garbage collector. That was one cool garbage truck, all right.
e09_005.adx		There was a piece of a broken record in a mask that got left behind.
e09_006.adx		Is there a clue here somewhere? Why was he hiding something like that so carefully? Or maybe it was just a piece of junk. Ha ha!
e10_005.adx		There was a piece of a broken record in a mask that got left behind, and it fits perfectly with the piece from the Noise Tanks. Do the Love Shockers have the other piece? Guess we gotta ask them.
Alternate 1
e10_001.adx		We'll leave your mama gawking and your daddy walking, we're Tokyo's biggest, baddest buccaneers. We're Jet Set Radio.
e10_002.adx		Poison Jam is finished. They're worm-food. And there ain't no sequels in the works for these monsters. They're in the grave for good.
e10_003.adx		Whoa, all of a sudden a big black car came by and picked up Poison Jam, snatched 'em right away!
e10_004.adx		So was this a real kidnapping this time? Or maybe it's just the garbage collector. That was one cool garbage truck, all right.
Alternate 2
e11_001.adx		We'll leave your mama gawking and your daddy walking, we're Tokyo's biggest, baddest buccaneers. We're Jet Set Radio.
e11_002.adx		Poison Jam is finished. They're worm-food. And there ain't no sequels in the works for these monsters. They're in the grave for good.
e11_003.adx		Whoa, all of a sudden a big black car came by and picked up Poison Jam! A kidnapping? Or the garbage collector? That was one heck of a garbage truck.
e11_004.adx		There was a piece of a broken record in a mask that got left behind. Is there a clue here somewhere? Why was he hiding something like that so carefully? Or was it just junk? Ha ha!
Alternate 3
e12_001.adx		We'll leave your mama gawking and your daddy walking, we're Tokyo's biggest, baddest buccaneers. We're Jet Set Radio.
e12_002.adx		Poison Jam is worm-food. And there ain't no sequels in the works for these monsters. They're in the grave for good.
e12_003.adx		Whoa, all of a sudden a big black car came by and picked up Poison Jam! A kidnapping? Or the garbage collector? That was one heck of a garbage truck.
e12_004.adx		There was a piece of a broken record in a mask that got left behind. It fits perfectly with the piece from the Noise Tanks. Do the Love Shockers have the other piece? Guess we gotta ask them.

Said after the third Kogane-cho stage, Kogane Circus. Again, different clips are added depending on which order you've completed the levels.

Benten-cho: Benten Boogie

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e13_003.adx		The Noise Tanks from Benten-cho... They won't eat anything without additives and chemicals—no veggies or fruit for them! They're into that Frankenstein Food! They sell software to pay for their spray cans. Right on, brothers!
e13_004.adx		Word is, last month's big blackout was their work. Look out! Get these guys mad and it's no cable for the kids!
Alternate
e14_003.adx		The Noise Tanks from Benten-cho... They won't eat anything without additives and chemicals—no veggies or fruit for them! They're into that Frankenstein Food! They sell software to pay for their spray cans. Right on, brothers!
e14_004.adx		Word is, last month's big blackout was their work. Look out! Get these guys mad and it's no cable for the kids!

Said after you beat the first Benten-cho stage, Benten Boogie. If you beat it after The Monster of Kogane, a clip is added talking about the GG's pet dog being kidnapped ― these clips are stored with the "e13" files. If you beat this stage before The Monster of Kogane, a clip added talking about frogs invading the GG's garage ― these clips are stored with the "e14" files.

Unused Clips
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Take 1
e13_001.adx		We're gonna burn Tokyo up! We got an explosive broadcast coming straight to you. We're Jet Set Radio!
e13_005.adx		The Jieitai (自衛隊 - Japanese Self-defence Force) have moved into Benten-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with them parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else? Ha ha ha!
e13_005u.adx		The army's moved into Benten-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with them parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else? Ha ha ha!
Take 2
e14_001a.adx		We're gonna burn Tokyo up! We got an explosive broadcast coming straight to you. We're Jet Set Radio!
e14_001b.adx		Today's weather in Shibuya-cho will be sunny and partly... froggy! Say what? Ha ha ha!
e14_005.adx		Those Keisatsu guys are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no cleaner on the shop-at-home network to get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!
e14_005u.adx		Those police are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no cleaner on them late night infomercials that can get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!

The first unused clips (e13_001, e14_001a, e14_001b) were replaced with the DJ just saying "Jet Set Radio!".

Benten-cho: Graffiti High

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e15_001.adx		This is Tokyo's guerilla music broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Let's go to the mailbag! A letter from Mr. Osaki asks "how do I get rid of these nasty roaches?" Easy. Just burn your house down.
e15_002.adx		Benten-cho is ablaze with the GG's graffiti. It's even brighter than the neon lights!
e15_003.adx		After their territory was attacked, the Noise Tanks ran amok! Their circuits must be fried or something! Maybe they'll be eating dinner for breakfast! Ha ha ha!
Alternate
e16_001.adx		This is Tokyo's guerilla music broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Let's go to the mailbag! A letter from Mr. Osaki asks "how do I get rid of these nasty roaches?" Easy. Just burn your house down.
e16_002.adx		Benten-cho is ablaze with the GG's graffiti. It's even brighter than the neon lights!
e16_003.adx		After their territory was attacked, the Noise Tanks ran amok! Their circuits must be fried or something! Maybe they'll be eating dinner for breakfast! Ha ha ha!

Said after the second Benten-cho stage, Graffiti High. "e15" contains additional dialogue for if the GG's dog is kidnapped, and "e16" contains dialogue for if frogs invaded the GG's garage.

Benten-cho: Noise Reduction

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e17_001.adx		Music that's violently smooth—it's Jet Set Radio! Even if you're locked up in the joint, don't forget to turn on that radio!
e17_002.adx		The Noise Tanks just got scrapped. They played too many video games and now it's "game over". No continues either! Ha ha ha!
e17_003.adx		Them GG's picked up a broken piece of a record from the Noise Tanks. But by itself, it's about as useless as a vegetarian steak dinner. What were they doing with that?
e17_004.adx		The GG's dog got home safe and sound, but it looks like the Noise Tanks made some... modifications. Now it moos like a cow. I wonder if they can milk it too?
e18_004.adx		The mysterious record the GG's picked up from the Noise Tanks fits perfectly with the piece from Poison Jam. Do the Love Shockers have the other piece? Guess ya gotta ask them.
Alternate 1
e18_001.adx		Music that's violently smooth—it's Jet Set Radio! Even if you're locked up in the joint, don't forget to turn on that radio!
e18_002.adx		The Noise Tanks just got scrapped. They played too many video games and now it's "game over". No continues either! Ha ha ha!
e18_003.adx		The GG's dog got home safe and sound, but it looks like the Noise Tanks made some... modifications. Now it moos like a cow. I wonder if they can milk it too?
Alternate 2
e19_001.adx		Music that's violently smooth—it's Jet Set Radio! Even if you're locked up in the joint, don't forget to turn on that radio!
e19_002.adx		The Noise Tanks just got scrapped. They played too many video games and now it's "game over". No continues either! Ha ha ha!
e19_003.adx		Them GG's picked up a broken piece of a record from the Noise Tanks. But by itself, it's about as useless as a vegetarian steak dinner. What were they doing with that? Talk about no taste.
Alternate 3
e20_001.adx		Music that's violently smooth—it's Jet Set Radio! Even if you're locked up in the joint, don't forget to turn on that radio!
e20_002.adx		The Noise Tanks just got scrapped. They played too many video games and now it's "game over". No continues either! Ha ha ha!
e20_003.adx		The mysterious record the GG's picked up from the Noise Tanks fits perfectly with the piece from Poison Jam. Do the Love Shockers have the other piece? Guess ya gotta ask them.

Again, a different voice clip is added depending on which order you've completed the levels.

Shibuya-cho: Love Attack

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e21_002.adx		One of the fallen Love Shockers was holding a golden rhinoceros badge. The Golden Rhinos are a gang of ruthless Asian killers. Rumor has it they're the one who kidnapped Poison Jam, too.
Alternate
e21_002u.adx		One of the fallen Love Shockers was holding a golden rhinoceros badge. The Golden Rhinos are a gang of ruthless killers. Rumor has it they're the one who kidnapped Poison Jam, too.

Said after the third Shibuya-cho stage, Love Attack. Alternate take used in GBA version, possibly to avoid racism.

Chapter 3: Stage 1

Unused Clips
File Name	Audio	Transcription
e22_001.adx		This is Tokyo's only back alley broadcaster, Jet Set Radio! Now listen up!
e22_003.adx		They're killers, I'm a DJ! They got guns, I got a mic! They're just about hate, and I'm just about broke!

Intended for the scene after beating the first stage of Chapter 3 (doesn't matter which). Again, the first clip was replaced by a generic shout of "Jet Set Radio!" and used in the GBA version. The second clip is referring to the Golden Rhinos, who are introduced here.

Chapter 3: Stage 2

Alternate Takes
File Name	Audio	Transcription
Final
e23_002.adx		And now, this report from our informant in Benten-cho, the Pink no Shijin!
Alternate
e23_002u.adx		And now, this report from our informant in Benten-cho, the Poet in Pink!

Unused Clips
File Name	Audio	Transcription
e23_001.adx		We're gonna burn Tokyo up! We got an explosive broadcast coming to you. We're Jet Set Radio!
e23_004.adx		That's bad mojo, boys and girls. I don't know what it's doing in Tokyo, but we can't let wackos like that get their hands on it! Demon or no demon, this can't be good news.

These were intended for the scene after beating the second stage of Chapter 3 (again, it doesn't matter which). Once again, the first unused clip was replaced by a generic "Jet Set Radio!". The second unused clip is referring to the Devil's Contract, a record that can summon a demon, which was brought up in the clip prior. Both of these are used in the GBA version.

Benten-cho: Behind the Mask

Unused Clips
File Name	Audio	Transcription
e25_001.adx		This is Tokyo bandit radio, Jet Set Radio!

This was intended for the beginning of the scene after beating the fifth Benten-cho stage, Behind the Mask. Yet again, it was replaced with a shout of "Jet Set Radio!"

Unused Misc.

File Name	Audio	Transcription
e28_001.adx		Those Keisatsu are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no cleaner on the shop-at-home network to get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!
e28_002.adx		Those police are tougher than grease! You ain't gonna find no cleaner on them late night infomercials that can get rid of those boys. Be careful out there!
e28_003.adx		The Kidoutai (Riot police) is on the move! There gonna be a few babies crying from that tear gas soon!
e28_004.adx		The SWAT team is on the move! There's gonna be a few babies crying from that tear gas soon!
e28_005.adx		The Jieitai (自衛隊 - Japanese Self-defence Force) have moved into Kogane-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with those parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else? Ha ha ha!
e28_006.adx		The army's moved into Kogane-cho. They're turning Tokyo into a warzone! But hey! What's with those parachutes? Why can't they just take the subway like everybody else? Ha ha ha!

Intended for the dialogue after completing a level, as a way of telling you what's going on in the next. Though these squads usually don't get called in until later, after you've tagged enough spots in a level.

File Name	Audio	Transcription
e29_001.adx		Listen up! It's time for your daily dose of Jet Set Radio! All right everyone, throw your hands in the air and let the groove take control!
e29_002.adx		Thanks for listening, everyone! We'll be seeing you again soon!
e29_003.adx		Jet Set Radio! We put together a special demo just for you. In other words, you're getting a taste of the streets of Tokyo-to first hand. So go grab some spray cans and wherever you see an arrow, hit the L trigger and start painting! But watch out for the police! Use your skating tricks to avoid them. To clear the stage, just paint all the marked areas. Are you ready? Are you sure you don't need to go to the bathroom first?
e29_004.adx		Okay! You're tougher than I thought. I'll see you again in the real thing. It's almost time for dinner. You go work on your gaming skills on your Dreamcast until then. Hahahaha!

Used for a demo version of the game.

File Name	Audio	Transcription
e29_011.adx		Beat!
e29_012.adx		Gum!
e29_013.adx		Corn!
e29_014.adx		Combo!
e29_015.adx		Soda!
e29_016.adx		Sugar!
e29_017.adx		Bis!
e29_018.adx		Yo-Yo!
e29_019.adx		Garam!
e29_020.adx		Cube!

Intended for the character select screen. Interestingly Slate is called Soda, his eventual name in Jet Set Radio Future, and Tab is Corn in the same manner. Bis is Mew and Sugar is Piranha in the final game.