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No Mercy

In No Mercy, Francis and Zoey have considerably less dialogue.

Narration

  • Bill: I never liked hospitals much, and I like sewers even less. But I do love a chopper taking me out of a hell hole. So we went through the bowels of the city to get to the hospital and to a chopper sent from heaven.
  • Louis: I used to take the subway to Mercy Hospital. Grab the red line, a transfer, and two stops. When this gets back to normal, I'm never gonna complain about that transfer again.

Apartments

  • Bill: The Red Line will take us straight to Mercy Hospital.
  • Zoey: Well, I guess we're going to the hospital.
  • Bill: It's right around the corner!
  • Bill: Station's blocked. Maybe we can get through here?
  • Louis: Man, you CANNOT give up.

Subway

  • Bill: At least it isn't raining in here.
  • Bill: The north line is to the right.
  • Bill: Down the street.
  • Bill: It isn't that much farther.
  • Bill: At least it's brighter.
  • Bill: Don't shoot that car!
  • Bill: Check your guns. Don't shoot the car!
  • Bill: What in the hell were you thinking?
  • Bill: The north line is to the right.

Sewer

  • Bill: Dead end. Let's try up there.
  • Louis: Should be around here.
  • Bill: Hit the button!
  • Bill: Heaven help us.
  • Francis: Hit the button!
  • Louis: Hit the button!
  • Louis: Louis: Activate the lift!
  • Louis: Man, why'd you shoot the car?!
  • Louis: Don't shoot the car!

Hospital

  • Bill: Power's on.
  • Bill: I'm callin' the elevator people.
  • Bill: Get ready, I'm callin' the elevator.
  • Bill: Can't this thing move any faster?
  • Bill: Hurry up.
  • Bill: Hurry up, people.
  • Francis: So, how's yer beard holdin' up, Bill?
  • Francis: I already pressed the damn button.
  • Francis: Hey jackass, I already pressed the damn button.
  • Francis: Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if ya keep pressin it.
  • Francis: Yeah, it'll probably come quicker if you just keep pressin' it.
  • Francis: The biggest mystery about this vampire outbreak is which one of you jackasses just beefed?
  • Louis: Man, I pressed the button!
  • Louis: I'll call the elevator.
  • Louis: Get ready, I called the elevator.
  • Louis: Get ready, I pressed the elevator.
  • Louis: Can't this thing move any faster?
  • Louis: Get in!
  • Zoey: Oh boy, I pressed the button.
  • Zoey: Can't that thing hurry up!
  • Zoey: Well, I pressed the button.
  • Zoey: Elevator's taking forever!
  • Zoey: What the hell's taking it so long?
  • Zoey: Dude, I pressed the button.
  • Bill: Watch out for the fall!

Rooftop

  • Bill: Roof this way!
  • Bill: Well this is it.
  • Bill: Oh man, so close, so close.
  • Bill: Damn happy to see you!
  • Bill: Dust off!
  • Bill: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
  • Bill: For Christ's sake!
  • Francis: Louis, try not to blow up the helicopter...
  • Louis: Get to the chopper!
  • Louis: Let's get out of here!
  • Louis: Man, check out this gun!
  • Zoey: Use the radio!

Infected Pilot

Now you understand why I told you to prepare?
I swear those things can sense hope...
and when they do, they have to destroy it.
I'm guessing there aren't any actual doctors in your group are there?
Just tried a street pick up, I should know better... I think, I think I got hit.
I'll be okay.
Not feeling so well.
Can you grab me my first aid kit?
Saw you get hit, are you immune?
Hope I'm immune.
I am getting really cold.
I'm getting really cold.
ARGHGHG!

Crash Course

Crash Course doesn't feature new Bill dialogue since VA was unavailable at the time. But on the bright side, all original audio is left intact (except for recycled lines, marked with asterisk).

Alleys

  • Bill: Way to land a chopper...*
  • Francis: Or, in this case, a vampire.
  • Francis: See? I told ya. Helicopter crashed. We're not saved, we're all gonna die. Pay up.
  • Francis: Hey, Sunshine Beams. We just crashed. You got somethin' positive to say about that?
  • Francis: How many pilots HAVE you shot, Zoey? Rough ballpark guess.
  • Louis: I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!*
  • Louis: So I'm thinkin': either we're immune from all this. Or we been getting real lucky.
  • Louis: No.
  • Zoey: Dammit! We should be in the safe zone having DRINKS by now!
  • Zoey: Huh. Yeah... We're on a HUGE lucky streak, aren't we?
  • Zoey: We would've been the in-flight snack.
  • Zoey: He, no, zombie. He was a ZOMBIE, Francis!
  • Zoey: Francis, he was a zombie.
  • Zoey: "Pilot's license... revoked." Waaaahh!
  • Zoey: [kinda confidential] Francis, you're not making any sense again.*
  • Zoey: [laughing] Screw you.*
  • Francis: Let's go left.
  • Francis: Sayyy. An alley!
  • Francis: There's the bridge!
  • Francis: Come on, let's get to the bridge.
  • Francis: Let's get across the river.
  • Francis: Get to the bridge!
  • Francis: Ah hell, the bridge is blocked.
  • Francis: We gotta get over this bridge.
  • Francis: Bridge is clear!
  • Francis: Down the hill!
  • Francis: Into the warehouse!
  • Louis: Let's head to the left.
  • Louis: Let's search these buildings.
  • Louis: We can go down this alley.
  • Louis: There's a bridge!
  • Louis: Head towards the bridge.
  • Louis: Let's climb down and see if we can reach that bridge.
  • Louis: The bridge is blocked.
  • Louis: How are we going to get past the barricade?
  • Louis: I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged.*
  • Louis: Wow! That was cool... oh wait, how do we get across?*
  • Louis: Now that's a damn fireball!*
  • Louis: The fire's out!
  • Louis: Let's get across the bridge!
  • Louis: Riverside! We're headed the right way!
  • Louis: People were heading to Riverside. We might as well follow them!
  • Louis: Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees.*
  • Louis: Riverside! At least we're going the right way.*
  • Louis: Safehouse down there!
  • Louis: Down the hill!
  • Louis: Into the warehosue!
  • Zoey: Let's go left.
  • Zoey: Let's search these buildings.
  • Zoey: Let's check this alley.
  • Zoey: There's the bridge!
  • Zoey: Head for the bridge.
  • Zoey: Let's climb down! Maybe we can reach that bridge.
  • Zoey: Let's get to that bridge. Maybe there's some train tracks out of town.
  • Zoey: Up this hill!
  • Zoey: Dammit, the truck's blocking the way.
  • Zoey: Shit, the bridge is blocked.
  • Zoey: Barricade's down!
  • Zoey: Good! Riverside must be up ahead.
  • Zoey: Down the hill!
  • Zoey: The safehouse is down there!
  • Zoey: Into the warehouse!

Truck Depot

  • Francis: If there's one thing I hate more than vampires, it's Canada.
  • Francis: I HEAR A BOOMER! And it sounded Canadian!
  • Francis: HUNTER! It looked Canadian!
  • Francis: I hate Riverside.
  • Francis: I've been hatin' Riverside all this time for nothin'!
  • Louis: Man, if it gets us to a safe zone? It's my favorite town on the PLANET.
  • Zoey: Riverside's not in Canada, Francis.
  • Zoey: Yeah! Canadians are DICKS!
  • Francis: I hate steam– ...pipes.
  • Francis: Oh yeah, I love steam. I just hate the pipes.
  • Francis: "For... lease." Anybody got a pen? I wanna write this number down.
  • Francis: Unless it's Lasagna Mondays. I love lasagna...
  • Francis: Hey, Louis, look! We're 'passing gas'... [chuckle]
  • Francis: Hey, Bill, look! We're 'passing gas'... [chuckle]
  • Louis: Hehehe. Farting...
  • Zoey: Hehehe. Farting...
  • Zoey: Metal supply! Oh thank God. I was running low on iron.
  • Zoey: Metal supply! Oh thank God. I was running low on tungsten.
  • Francis: Up that fence!
  • Louis: Which way to the depot?
  • Louis: Over that truck!
  • Louis: Don't shoot that car!
  • Zoey: Let's head to that truck depot.
  • Zoey: Which way to the depot?
  • Zoey: Don't shoot that car!
  • Zoey: Up that fence!

[in transit]

  • Francis: We gotta lower that lift!
  • Francis: Someone wanna power up the generator?
  • Francis: Somebody should activate the lift.
  • Francis: Okay, power's on. Hit that button!
  • Francis: Alright, it's moving!
  • Francis: Jesus, this thing takes forever!
  • Francis: The damn generator broke again!
  • Francis: Stupid generator. Come ON!
  • Francis: Come on, let's go, let's go, come ON!
  • Louis: We need to bring down that truck!
  • Louis: Somebody power up the generator.
  • Louis: Somebody needs to actiivate the lift.
  • Louis: The lift is powered, hit it.
  • Louis: I'm sure this will just take a second!
  • Louis: Come on, lift!
  • Zoey: We gotta lower that truck lift!
  • Zoey: Someone power up the generator.
  • Zoey: We need to activate the lift.
  • Zoey: Power's on. Hit the button!
  • Zoey: That's right... come to mama...
  • Zoey: No rush, lift! Take your time!
  • Zoey: Alright, guys, real brave, I guess I'LL do it... by myself!

[evac vehicle ready]

  • Bill: Move your asses, people, we are leaving!*
  • Bill: Goddamn it, we gave 'em hell, didn't we? [cough] We gave 'em hell...*
  • Francis: Thank god. I HATE walking.
  • Francis: Hey, Zoey, when I drive us outta here, don't SHOOT me, alright?
  • Francis: I'm not driving. I don't wanna get shot.
  • Louis: Out of the way Francis, I'M driving!
  • Louis: Out of the way Francis, I'm driving!
  • Louis: Yes! My god, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No you did not! Louis beat all your asses!*
  • Zoey: Riverside, here we come!
  • Zoey: The pilot was a zombie, Francis! [m2finaletruckend02]

Death Toll

In Death Toll, Bill has the least amount of dialogue.

Narration

  • Bill: We hiked down the road through some hick town and at the end there was a campground and a boat to a better place. And when I say a better place, that is pretty much anywhere other than here. Hell, even Cleveland would be better place.
  • Louis: Me and my family used to go camping down by the lake. That's where we were heading... only, it wasn't Momma's cookin' waiting for us at the end of this trip.

Turnpike

  • Louis: Riverside! The military's dug in there! Shipping out refugees.
  • Louis: Riverside! At least we're going the right way.
  • Louis: I heard Riverside was some sorta evacuation hub.
  • Louis: It's just a few miles from here. We oughtta check it out.
  • Francis: That sounds like a plan.
  • Zoey: I heard the military's got a safe zone in Riverside.
  • Zoey: Last thing I heard before they stopped broadcasting was that the military had a safe zone set up in Riverside.
  • Zoey: We're not far from Riverside.
  • Zoey: Unless anyone has a better plan, I say we head to Riverside.
  • Zoey: I think we should keep heading away from town.
  • Zoey: That sounds like a plan.
  • Zoey: Sounds good to me. Let's head to Riverside.
  • Louis: Gunfire! People are fightin' back!
  • Louis: Hear that? Sounds like Riverside's still puttin' up a fight!
  • Louis: Gunfire means people. We gotta hurry!
  • Francis: Gunfire! Somebody's still alive in Riverside!
  • Francis: Hear that? There's fightin' in town.
  • Zoey: Listen!
  • Zoey: Hear that? There's fighting in town.
  • Zoey: Gunfire! Somebody's still alive in Riverside!
  • Zoey: That gunfire must be from Riverside. Let's hurry.
  • Zoey: Sounds like Riverside's putting up a fight.
  • Francis: Bridge is out.
  • Francis: Yep... Bridge is out.
  • Louis: We have to get across the bridge!
  • Louis: Wow! That was cool... Oh wait, how do we get across?
  • Louis: Now that's a damn fireball!
  • Louis: We have to find another way.
  • Louis: Man, this is messed up!
  • Zoey: Guess the easy way isn't an option...
  • Zoey: Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god...
  • Bill: Nobody wander off.
  • Zoey: I think I know what a deer feels like all the time now.
  • Francis: Come on, this tunnel is a little creepy.
  • Francis: If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside.
  • Francis: Watch out above us.
  • Francis: Watch out for bats!
  • Francis: I don't HATE bats, but I do not like them.
  • Francis: Blocked!
  • Francis: I hate turnpikes.
  • Zoey: There's an access tunnel we can try.
  • Zoey: Sewers, subway tunnels, turnpike tunnels, why not?
  • Zoey: If we find a way to the surface, we can get to Riverside.
  • Louis: Safehouse up there!
  • Zoey: There's a building up there!

Drains

  • Francis: Is this that kind of sewer?
  • Francis: Ew. I hate caca.
  • Zoey: I'm never going to be able to work on my tan am I?
  • Zoey: I understand why we travel at night, but why always underground?
  • Zoey: Do you think those are zombie crickets?
  • Louis: Hit the button.
  • Louis: We have to lower that platform!
  • Zoey: Let's activate that bridge and get across.
  • Louis: Hey, Hartford Mining! This should take us to Riverside!
  • Louis: They shoulda kept movin'...
  • Louis: Safehouse in the train station!
  • Louis: Get into the train yard!
  • Zoey: Safehouse in the train yard!
  • Zoey: Safehouse in the train station!
  • Zoey: Safehouse in the train yard. Train station. Whatever it is.
  • Zoey: Hang in there! I think we're getting close!

Church

  • Francis: Riverside's to our right.
  • Francis: Looks like we're getting close to Riverside.
  • Francis: I hate walking.
  • Francis: I hate churches.
  • Louis: Should we check up there?
  • Louis: We can use that train to cross.
  • Louis: Can't be too much farther.
  • Louis: Get to the church!
  • Louis: This shit seemed cooler in movies.
  • Louis: Graveyards used to spook me a little.
  • Zoey: Okay, this is creepy.
  • Zoey: Riverside is to our right.
  • Zoey: Riverside isn't too far from here.
  • Zoey: I can't wait for a shower... for you, Francis. Jeezus.
  • Zoey: To the church!
  • Zoey: Are you guys ready for this?
  • Zoey: I always imagined the zombie apocalypse would be simpler than this.
  • Zoey: Ooh, a graveyard. Real scary...
  • Zoey: With our luck, this thing's built on an Indian burial ground.
  • Zoey: With our luck, it's built on an Indian burial ground.
  • Bill: Oh, what the hell! OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY!
  • Bill: Son, any of us get hurt, you WILL regret it.
  • Francis: Who are you?
  • Francis: Are you ringing that goddamn bell?
  • Francis: Is he ringing that goddamn bell?
  • Francis: Stop ringing the goddamn bell!
  • Francis: We're not infected!
  • Francis: We're not infected! I just have herpes!
  • Francis: Well, let's see: I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and – THERE'S VAMPIRES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR.
  • Francis: Open the door, we're cops.
  • Francis: If we live through this, I'm gonna kill that guy.
  • Francis: Not if I kill him first.
  • Louis: Does anybody know what the hell he's talking about?
  • Louis: I'm getting a seriously bad vibe off this guy.
  • Louis: Anyone else sick of arguing with the lunatic?
  • Louis: Man, is this guy for real?
  • Louis: Okay, fun's over! Open the door or I am gonna hurt you!
  • Zoey: Who *is* this guy?
  • Zoey: If we live through this, I'm gonna kill that guy.
  • Zoey: Are you serious?
  • Zoey: Not if I kill him first.
  • Church Guy: I knew it! I knew someone was out there! No one gets in! No one!
  • Church Guy: I know you're out there!
  • Church Guy: No more infected are getting in here. He bit me! He bit me. Better safe than sorry.
  • Church Guy: If you're not infected, prove it! [bell]
  • Church Guy: You can't trick me.
  • Church Guy: I opened – I opened the door before, and I got bit for my trouble. [bell] Better safe than sorry.
  • Church Guy: I opened the door before. Bit me. Bit me. [bell] I'm sorry.
  • Church Guy: Really? And how do you intend to do that? Walk through walls?
  • Church Guy: Oh, I'm quite serious.
  • Church Guy: No! You looked human last time too! Bit me! Can't believe you.
  • Church Guy: I can't believe you bit me!
  • Church Guy: Yes! Really!
  • Church Guy: I am not a mental moron! I'm just... It's been a rough goddamn week, all right?
  • Church Guy: If you knew what I'd been through you wouldn't push me right now... [bell]
  • Church Guy: I can ring this bell! THEN we'll see how immune you are!
  • Church Guy: No one gets in! No one gets in! Ring the bell! Better safe than sorry!
  • Church Guy: No one gets in! Ring the bell! Better safe than sorry!
  • Church Guy: Better safe than sorry.
  • Church Guy: You don't sound like a cop!
  • Church Guy: You don't wanna leave?
  • Church Guy: I can make you leave. [bell]
  • Church Guy: I don't know that! How do I know that?
  • Church Guy: Here's how much I trust you! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Yes, well, I doubt you'll get that chance.
  • Church Guy: Prove it! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Not infected? Prove it, cop! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Rot in hell, pigs! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Rot in hell, cops! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Screw you, coppers! [bell]
  • Church Guy: Ding dong! Ding dong!

[several struggling noises before the Guy becomes infected]

Town

  • Bill: This place is a ghost town.
  • Bill: Looks like they couldn't hold out.
  • Bill: Something doesn't feel right here.
  • Bill: Let's check out the church.
  • Bill: We're gonna die if we stay in Riverside. Let's head to the water and look for a boat.
  • Bill: The television said people were heading to Riverside.
  • Francis: Looks like Riverside couldn't hold it together.
  • Francis: Yeah, I don't think they held.
  • Louis: I don't think getting to Riverside helped.
  • Louis: I think we're too late.
  • Louis: There I was wishin' I was in Riverside.
  • Louis: So much for Riverside.
  • Louis: Well, looks like we ain't gonna find any help in Riverside.
  • Louis: I could see coming back here once this is over.
  • Louis: Riverside ain't happenin'. Let's get to the water and find a boat.
  • Louis: Two miles to Riverside! We're almost there!
  • Louis: But we heard gunshots less than an hour ago! There's GOTTA be someone left!
  • Zoey: Looks like Riverside didn't hold out.
  • Zoey: Let's just get to the river.
  • Zoey: Let's get to the river and find a boat.
  • Zoey: Hey Louis, maybe we can find you a jacket in one of these stores.
  • Zoey: Seriously, I never got the vest thing.
  • Zoey: Francis, I know how to cut hair. Just sayin'... If you need it., I'm here.
  • Zoey: So much for salvation in Riverside. Let's just get to the actual river and find a boat.
  • Zoey: So much for salvation in Riverside. Let's just head to the river and find a boat.

Boathouse

  • Francis: Get to the boathouse!
  • Louis: To the boathouse!
  • Louis: The boathouse!
  • Louis: We can hold out in the boathouse!
  • Francis: I hate boats.
  • Francis: I hate boat people.
  • Francis: I hate vomit.
  • Francis: I love my vest.
  • Francis: Hey – not on the vest!
  • Zoey: To the boathouse!
  • Zoey: Get to the boathouse!
  • Zoey: I guess we make our stand in the boathouse.
  • Zoey: Seriously, Nelson, I never got the vest thing.

[radio broadcast]

  • Louis: Someone's on the radio!
  • Zoey: Someone's on the radio!
  • Boatman: To anyone listening: We have a boat, we have food. We just need ammo. If you got guns, respond.
  • Boatman: We are a small fishing boat anchored off Riverside. I think we can make it to the military outpost upriver – but we need weapons.
  • Boatman: Amanda, if the world is ending – well, then it's ending. Can't hurt to spend our last hours trying to do some good, eh?
  • Boatman: Amanda, goddamnit, this needs to get done.
  • Boatman: So what, then? We leave 'em to die? I can't do that, Amanda.
  • Boatman: Yes, Amanda! I am!
  • Boatman: Hello?
  • Boatman: Hello? Hello! Oh thank god!
  • Boatman: Hey! Thank god somebody's still out there. Listen, listen!
  • Boatman: Hello? Hey, hey. Where are you? Ok, ok: Listen, listen.
  • Boatman: Hello? See Amanda, I told you someone was still out there.
  • Boatman: Hello? Hey! If you've got weapons, we'll give you a ride. Prepare yourselves and radio back when you're ready!
  • Boatman: Hello? Hey? If you've got weapons, then you got yourselves a ride. Radio back when you're ready!
  • Boatman: Hello? Hello! Hey, armed and immune are ya? Then you got yourselves a ride. Radio back when you're ready!
  • Boatman: Hello? Hello! Hey, you folks immune?
  • Boatman: Hello? Hello! We'll give you a ride!
  • Boatman: You folks got firepower?
  • Boatman: You guys armed?
  • Boatman: Then you got yourselves a ride. Radio back when you're ready.
  • Boatman: Here's the deal. If you're uninfected and ready to fight, we can get all of you upriver to the military outpost. Ammo up and call us back when you're ready.
  • Boatman: Here's the deal. We can get all of you upriver to the military outpost. But we'll be threading the needle through infected country to get there. Ammo up and call us when you're ready.
  • Boatman: We can be there in ten minutes. Just tell us when to head out.
  • Boatman: All right, but this offer isn't on the table forever.
  • Boatman: If you're ready to accept our offer, let us know.
  • Boatman: You know, we can hear you right now. You need to press the button again to get off the frequency.
  • Boatman: You know, I could come to my senses and start listenin' to my smart beautiful wife here.
  • Boatman: You know, my wife's been making some very good points here. You want me to put her in charge?
  • Boatman: Yeah, go ahead and weigh your hundreds of options.
  • Bill: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we're gonna take your husband's offer.
  • Bill: Miss, I think we're gonna take your husband's offer.
  • Bill: Come on and get us. We're good to go.
  • Francis: There's four us with guns here.
  • Francis: We gotta whole lotta guns, pal.
  • Francis: You got a deal.
  • Francis: Sorry lady, we're takin' yer husband's offer.
  • Francis: Sorry lady.
  • Francis: Lady, we're the cops. Now come get us.
  • Francis: Attention boat owner: We are the cops. Come pick us up. NOW.
  • Louis: We, uh, just need a minute to think about it, okay?
  • Louis: I think we should take him up on it.
  • Louis: I think we should take them up on it.
  • Louis: It's this or we wait around here. Not much of a choice.
  • Louis: Dunno if I trust him. Guess we ain't got much of a choice, though.
  • Louis: I think I'd rather take my chances with this guy than die on the shore.
  • Louis: Sounds like a plan. Give us a minute, alright?
  • Louis: Okay, deal.
  • Louis: Come and get us. We're good here.
  • Boatman: Then we'll be there in ten.
  • Boatman: That's what I like to hear! Give us ten minutes.
  • Boatman: We'll be there in ten. We're not waiting around, though, so be ready!
  • Boatman: Try to stay alive till we get there, all right?
  • Boatman: And be careful with those weapons. Consider them your ticket onboard.
  • Boatman: We'll be there in ten. Don't break your weapons, or you just lost yourselves a boat ticket, got me?
  • Boatman: We'll be there in ten minutes. If you're looking for something to kill the time, maybe sweep the area so we don't get attacked as soon as we get there, alright?
  • Boatman: Make sure you clear the area. I don't want our first act of kindness to be our last.

[in transit]

  • Boatman: Ten minutes!
  • Boatman: Five minutes!
  • Boatman: We're coming in!
  • Boatman: The shoreline clear yet? We're getting close.
  • Boatman: We're almost there!
  • Boatman: We don't know that's what will happen, Amanda.
  • Boatman: Could I save these people first? And then we can have this argument for the millionth time?
  • Boatman: You were against buying the boat too, Amanda.
  • Boatman: ...guessthatmakestoouvus...
  • Boatman: Your problem, Amanda, is that you don't think about the little guy!
  • Boatman: We're not coming in with that Tank there. Take care of it or you're on your own.
  • Boatman: Almost there! Get ready. We don't want to sightsee when we get there.
  • Boatman: Yeah! Yeah... ok.. Amanda. They're doing fine. Yes. boy. go...
  • Boatman: Great. Okay, okay, sweetie. Yeah. It's... okay.
  • Boatman: They're not doing that well. Listen, if I had guns I could do the same thing.
  • Boatman: Yeah okay they're doing great. You know they have guns...
  • Boatman: YEAH!
  • Boatman: GO!
  • Boatman: OH MAN!
  • Boatman: GET EM! YEAH!
  • Boatman: WOOHOO!
  • Bill: For all we know he's out there on a Huck Finn raft. Still, he's all we got.
  • Bill: I wish he'd hurry the hell up.
  • Bill: How long's it take to drive a boat to shore?
  • Bill: He's sure taking his sweet time about it.
  • Louis: Man, that boat is takin' it's sweet time getting here.
  • Louis: Is he paddling the boat in with his damn hands?
  • Louis: Come on, boat guy, hurry up!
  • Louis: Come on, boat man, get in here.
  • Louis: Boat man, get your fat ass over here.

[evac tranport ready]

  • Boatman: You made it, you made it! Great job guys!
  • Boatman: You guys are indestructible, aren't ya? Congratulations, man, you made it!
  • Boatman: Congratulations, you made it!
  • Boatman: Great job! You made it!
  • Boatman: I can't believe it. You made it!
  • Boatman: Congratulations, you made it!
  • Boatman: We ain't stickin' around all night! In or out!
  • Boatman: What's the holdup? Let's go people!
  • Bill: Move your asses, people, we are leaving!
  • Bill: When this is all over? Something tells me I ain't gonna visit Riverside again.
  • Bill: So that was Riverside, was it? What. A. Shithole.
  • Bill: See you later, Riverside.
  • Francis: Get to the boat!
  • Francis: Our ride's here! Let's go!
  • Francis: They're here! Everyone to the boat!
  • Francis: Get to the boat!
  • Francis: To the boat!
  • Francis: The boat's here!
  • Francis: So long, Riverside.
  • Louis: Boat's here!
  • Louis: They're here! Let's go!
  • Louis: They're here! To the boat!
  • Louis: Get to the boat!
  • Louis: So long, Riverside.
  • Zoey: Get to the boat!
  • Zoey: To the boat!
  • Zoey: C'mon guys, the boat's here!
  • Zoey: The boat's here!
  • Zoey: All aboard, guys!
  • Zoey: Come on, come on – to the boat!
  • Zoey: They're here! Let's go!
  • Zoey: They're here! Everyone to the boat!
  • Zoey: C'mon guys, the boat's here!
  • Zoey: I know water scares you, Francis, but get in the boat!

Dead Air

Bill and Louis don't really talk much in Dead Air.

Narration

  • Louis: We were gonna take the roof tops to the airport. It was supposed to be about a mile to the terminal. Longest damn mile of my life.
  • Bill: We planned on taking the rooftop route to avoid the crowds below. It was about a mile to the airport as the crow flies. But I guess the crow we were following was pretty drunk.

Greenhouse

  • Bill: That's a C-130! Maybe we can catch up to it at the airport!
  • Bill: That C-130's headed for the airport. I say we head there, too.
  • Bill: I've seen 'em fly lower.
  • Francis: It's worth a try.
  • Zoey: That plane's headed right for the airport. Maybe people are refueling there.
  • Zoey: That plane's headed right for the airport. Maybe they're still airlifting people out.
  • Zoey: Looks like something still going on at the airport. Let's try to get there.
  • Zoey: If the airport's still operating, we might be able to fly outta here.
  • Zoey: The airport isn't far. Looks like it might be our ticket out of here.
  • Zoey: I hope this works out better than the helicopter.
  • Francis: Let's head through this grow room.
  • Francis: We got a better chance of making it if we stick to the rooftops.
  • Francis: Up the fire escape!
  • Francis: Get to the hotel!
  • Francis: Safehouse in the hotel!
  • Zoey: I'm sick of the streets. Let's try the rooftops.
  • Zoey: Up the fire escape!
  • Zoey: To the hotel!
  • Zoey: Safehouse in the hotel!
  • Zoey: Oh god. I'm not gonna go like that.
  • Zoey: Someone covered her up...

Crane

  • Francis: We can't get across some buildings this way.
  • Francis: We're gonna have to jump for it.
  • Francis: Gonna have to jump it.
  • Francis: Dig in. That dumpster's gonna take a minute.
  • Francis: Jump!
  • Francis: I hate jumping.
  • Francis: Nice crane technique, Louis!
  • Francis: Good job, Billy!
  • Francis: You really made that crane your bitch, Zoey.
  • Francis: We're all outta roof.
  • Francis: Nice one, Bill!
  • Francis: Nice thinking, Louis!
  • Francis: Damn, I hate hotels.
  • Zoey: We can't get across some buildings this way.
  • Zoey: Huh, I have that suitcase.
  • Zoey: We're gonna have to jump for it.
  • Zoey: Gonna have to jump it.
  • Zoey: Jump!
  • Zoey: Way to go, Louis!
  • Zoey: Way to go, Bill!
  • Zoey: Way to go, Francis!
  • Zoey: Looks like we ran outta roof.
  • Zoey: Good thinking, Bill!
  • Zoey: Good thinking, Louis!

Construction Site

  • Francis: Well, we're here, we may as well look for a plane.
  • Zoey: The airport...

Terminal

  • Francis: We need to get downstairs.
  • Francis: Big pile a' luggage. Lotta good it did em.
  • Francis: We need to be on the otherside of that pile a' crap.
  • Francis: Here's a crazy idea: What if we send the van into that pile of junk?
  • Francis: Why would the army bomb the airport?
  • Zoey: We need to get downstairs.
  • Zoey: That van can smash through the pile.
  • Zoey: Here's a crazy idea: What if we send the van into that pile of junk?
  • Bill: Who in the hell set that off?
  • Bill: Why in the hell would you set that off?
  • Bill: How in the hell was I supposed to know?
  • Francis: Get outta the damn metal detector!
  • Francis: Maybe your belt buckle set that off.
  • Francis: What do you mean it's just like the army?
  • Francis: You think my belt buckle set it off?
  • Zoey: Don't stand in the metal detector with guns!
  • Zoey: Maybe your belt buckle set that off.
  • Zoey: You think my belt buckle set it off?
  • Francis: That skybridge will get us over.
  • Louis: I'm a little scared, never been in a plane before.
  • Zoey: We need to get out to the runway.
  • Zoey: We will be boarding at gate 3C.

Runway

  • Francis: Somebody really blew this place to hell...
  • Francis: What the hell happened to this place?
  • Francis: Jesus, it looks like a bomb went off here. A few bombs.
  • Zoey: Somebody really blew this place to hell...
  • Zoey: What the hell happened to this place?
  • Zoey: Jesus, it looks like a bomb went off here. A few bombs.
  • Francis: Holy shit... That wasn't our plane, was it?
  • Francis: I'm a little scared of flyin' now.
  • Francis: What's the chance that'll happen twice in a row?
  • Francis: THAT plane looks okay.
  • Francis: That plane looks like it's still workin'.
  • Zoey: At least one plane is working.
  • Zoey: That plane looks okay.

[radio broadcast]

  • Pilot: Holy shit!
  • Pilot: Did you guys shoot that plane down?
  • Pilot: Man! Lookit that sucker GO!
  • Pilot: Goddamn!
  • Pilot: Hey! You there! Y'all wanna get me fueled up?
  • Pilot: Anyone still alive out there? I need to fuel up so I can get outta here!
  • Pilot: Man, if that was your ride out of here, I think we better talk.
  • Pilot: Hey! You there! Yeah, you! Pick up that radio.
  • Pilot: Oh, come o! I can see you out there! Pick up the radio!
  • Pilot: Come on! Pick up the damn radio!
  • Pilot: Hey! You there! pick up!
  • Pilot: Walk over to the damn radio and press the damn radio button!
  • Pilot: Come on! Use the radio!
  • Pilot: Hey, I'm talkin' to you! Go use the radio!
  • Pilot: Yoo hoo. I know ya can damn well hear me. Pick up the radio!
  • Pilot: Pick up the radio!
  • Pilot: Somebody pick up the damn radio!
  • Pilot: Come on, I can see you out there!
  • Bill: Terry's dead, kid. We can get you gassed up if you like.
  • Bill: It ain't Terry, pal. You want us to get you gassed up?
  • Bill: Terry's dead. You lookin' to fuel up?
  • Bill: Terry's dead, son. Can you get this plane in the air?
  • Bill: Understood. Come on, kids, let's load up.
  • Bill: I see it. Give us a minute to get ready.
  • Bill: All right, let's get this done.
  • Bill: All right, people, there's an aircraft on its way. Let's dig in.
  • Francis: Sir, Terry's dead. And we're cops.
  • Francis: Terry didn't make it, pal.
  • Francis: Sir, uh, we're cops.
  • Francis: We can do that.
  • Francis: Hell, we can do that.
  • Francis: You just make sure the damn thing is ready to fly.
  • Francis: We gotta gas up the plane.
  • Francis: Starting the fuel truck...
  • Francis: Start the fuel truck!
  • Louis: We ain't Terry, man. You need refuelin', right?
  • Louis: Hey! If we refuel you, can you fly us out of here?
  • Louis: Terry's dead. How can we help?
  • Louis: You're a pilot? Can you fly us out?
  • Louis: I see it. Give us a second to get ready.
  • Louis: I see the button. Give us a minute to get ready.
  • Zoey: We have to fuel the plane.
  • Zoey: Start the fuel truck!
  • Zoey: Starting the fuel truck...
  • Pilot: Hey, buddy! Y'all can get me fueled up and I'll be happy to get you out of here.
  • Pilot: Son, I don't care if you're the Royal Mounted Coast Guard; you gas this plane up, and I'll fly us the hell outta here.
  • Pilot: Aw, god love ya! Gas me up, and we can fly out of here!
  • Pilot: Great, you picked up! Now start that gas pump.
  • Pilot: Nice to talk to you. Now start that gas pump.
  • Pilot: All right, now start that gas pump.
  • Pilot: All right! Gas me up, and we can fly out of here!
  • Pilot: All right! Just gotta fuel up and we can go.
  • Pilot: Look for a hose!
  • Pilot: There should be a button!
  • Pilot: Hit that button and let's go!
  • Pilot: Finally! Hit that button and let's go!
  • Pilot: Finally! Hit that button and I'll fly you out of here!
  • Pilot: Hey, how you doing? Hit that button and I'll fly you out of here!
  • Pilot: It'll fly. You just worry about the zombies.
  • Pilot: It's technical!
  • Pilot: Put it this way: If I die, how are you gonna fly outta here?
  • Pilot: Oh! Almost forgot. The fuel truck makes a bit of a racket. Y'all might wanna get ready for a fight before you go pressin' anything.
  • Pilot: She's gonna make a hell of a racket, so get ready before you turn her on.
  • Pilot: The pump's gonna make a hell of a racket, so make sure you get ready before you hit the button to start her up.
  • Pilot: The pump's gonna make a hell of a racket. so get ready before you hit the button to start her up.
  • Pilot: Should make a hell of a noise, though. So I'd get ready before I hit anything.
  • Pilot: Might make a ruckus, though. If I was you? I'd get ready first.
  • Pilot: What're you people doin'? Start up the gas pump.
  • Pilot: You gonna start that gas pump or what?
  • Pilot: It's working! I can see the fuel gauge moving.
  • Pilot: It's gonna take some time to fill up, though. Hang in there!
  • Pilot: Okay, bud, let's go!
  • Pilot: Okay, we're good!

[in transit]

  • Pilot: Look out behind you!
  • Pilot: No, not you! You!
  • Pilot: Noooo, the other fella!
  • Pilot: Watch out for that big fella!
  • Pilot: There's one right behind you!
  • Pilot: You! With the gun! Watch your six!
  • Pilot: You there! There's one almost on ya!
  • Pilot: Hey, vest! Behind you!
  • Pilot: Someone gonna help the oldtimer?
  • Pilot: Hey, that big greasy fella's down!
  • Pilot: Hey, guys, I think suit and tie's down.
  • Pilot: Nobody gonna help that little girl?
  • Pilot: Ain't nobody gonna help that pretty young thing?
  • Pilot: Woooo, shit!
  • Pilot: Uh oh. Where'd he go?
  • Pilot: Uh oh. You see where that sneaky guy went?
  • Pilot: Look out, folks. That sneaky zombie's around somewhere.
  • Pilot: Man, that thing's got a big tongue!
  • Pilot: That thing's jumpin' around like spit on a hit skillet!
  • Pilot: Hoo! He is a big one, isn't he?
  • Pilot: Jesus Crow, look at the size of that one!
  • Pilot: Man. I bet that fellah works out.
  • Pilot: Holy shit, lookit the size of that thing!
  • Pilot: Man, that thing's huge!
  • Pilot: Man, that thing looks like my ex-wife! [chuckles] Don't forget to tip yer, waitress, I'll be here all week.
  • Pilot: Aw, man, there's two of those things now!
  • Pilot: Are we winning?
  • Pilot: Are we winning? How you doing?
  • Pilot: Okay, you are definitely winning!
  • Pilot: I think you guys are comin' out ahead here.
  • Pilot: Man! No offense, but I can't believe you guys're still alive right now!
  • Pilot: Man, I almost wish I was down there! That looks like fun!
  • Pilot: Man, I almost wish I was down there!
  • Pilot: I'd come down there and help you, but it looks like you got things under control.
  • Pilot: I'd be out there with you if I didn't have all this pilot stuff to take care of!
  • Pilot: Hey, don't blame me! Someone's gotta prep the plane!
  • Pilot: You sayin' I'm yellow? I been riskin' my life flying people outta this airport all goddamn day! Then the government dropped a bomb on me! So excuse me if I don't skip down there and pick a rifle!
  • Pilot: You callin' me a coward? Get this straight! I can fly planes! You can run around gettin' killed! In a post-apocalyptic world, that makes me valuable and y'all worthless!
  • Pilot: Yeah yeah yeah, I'm a coward for not helpin' ya. Guess I'll just sit up here in my cockpit, flyin' you out of this hellhole, like I flown everyone else who came here lookin' for help. But no, thank you for bein' honest!
  • Bill: Oh no, ya don't!
  • Francis: Shut up, Bill.
  • Francis: If anybody dies pumpin' this goddamn gas, I'm takin' it out on you.
  • Francis: Everyone but us is either a vampire or an asshole.
  • Francis: I'm votin' asshole.
  • Francis: Are you kidding me?
  • Francis: Listen, asshole, I can fly the plane!
  • Francis: Why don't you come out here and prove it?
  • Francis: Jackass.
  • Francis: Don't make me come over there and open up a can of whoopass.
  • Zoey: We've got an old man with us!
  • Zoey: Shhh!
  • Zoey: Fine.
  • Zoey: If any of us dies pumping this goddamn gas, I'm takin' it out on you.
  • Zoey: Everyone but us is either a zombie or an asshole.
  • Bill: Louis didn't make it!
  • Bill: Zoey didn't make it!
  • Bill: Francis didn't make it!
  • Pilot: Shit. Well, there's more room for the rest of us, I guess.
  • Pilot: Ohhhhhhh, shit. That is unfortunate.
  • Pilot: Uh oh. Well, nothing wrong with a lighter load.
  • Pilot: Hoo. Well, I guess the rest of us can stretch out in the plane now.
  • Pilot: Looks like we just got an opening for first class.

[evac tranport ready]

  • Bill: About goddamn time!
  • Francis: The plane's gassed up: Let's go!
  • Francis: The plane's ready!
  • Francis: Plane's ready! Let's go! Let's go!
  • Pilot: Hooo! You folks did real good!
  • Pilot: Hooo! I didn't think you were gonna make it!
  • Pilot: Hooo! Well, wasn't that fun?
  • Pilot: Huh! I thought your bacon was cooked for sure!
  • Pilot: Y'all made it!
  • Pilot: Hooo! Bet you don't want to do that again!
  • Pilot: Hot damn! We are outta here!
  • Pilot: Uh oh! Fuel tank's leaking! Nah, just kidding!
  • Pilot: Get in!
  • Pilot: All right, we're good to go here!
  • Pilot: We are cleared for take-off!
  • Pilot: There go the props! We're good to go!
  • Pilot: Now there's a sight! The props are goin'!
  • Pilot: Propellers are movin'! That makes us a go!
  • Pilot: Get in if you're goin'!
  • Pilot: We're takin' off now!
  • Pilot: Get in!
  • Pilot: We're out of here, folks! Climb in!
  • Pilot: Climb in!
  • Pilot: Fuel's at full! Let's do it!
  • Pilot: Come on, get in!
  • Pilot: Get in here!
  • Pilot: Go go go!
  • Pilot: Move it!
  • Pilot: What are you waiting for? Come onnnn!

Blood Harvest

In Blood Harvest, the silent ones are Louis and Zoey.

Narration

  • Bill: We had no where else to go, so we followed the tracks to an old farmhouse. The farmhouse was real quaint, pretty, peaceful even. For about 15 seconds.
  • Louis: We started out on a hill top. Far as I was concerned, that's where we should've stayed. Instead, we headed to a farmhouse on the bad side of the tracks. Nowadays, though, I guess it's all on the bad side of the tracks.

Woods

  • Bill: I heard the military's got an outpost just north of here. There should be some train tracks somewhere around here that'll take us right to it.
  • Bill: The military's got an outpost just north of here. We gotta find the train tracks and they should take us right to it.
  • Bill: The military hasn't been much help so far, but last I heard they had an outpost not far from here off the railroad tracks.
  • Bill: If we can find some train tracks, we can follow 'em to the military outpost.
  • Bill: I say we follow the tracks and see if the outpost is still operational.
  • Bill: I wonder what outfit is stationed there?
  • Bill: Probably the chickenshit national guard.
  • Bill: I'll admit the government hasn't been a hell of a lotta help so far, but we're runnin' out of options here.
  • Bill: If anyone has a better plan, speak now.
  • Francis: I knew that idiot couldn't fly a plane. Everybody in one piece?
  • Francis: Listen, the government's got a hate-free zone up north... I'm kidding, the military's got a stronghold up there and they're killing anything that walks funny. Railroad tracks should take us right there.
  • Francis: You got a better plan?
  • Francis: All right.
  • Francis: Fried zombies...
  • Francis: Hey, fried zombies... tasty.
  • Zoey: Fried zombies...
  • Zoey: Nice – fried zombies...
  • Bill: I don't trust the woods.
  • Bill: There's the tracks!
  • Bill: There's the train tracks!
  • Bill: We can get down to the tracks through there.
  • Bill: We gotta follow these train tracks.
  • Bill: Safehouse back there!
  • Bill: Safehouse in here!
  • Francis: We gotta be close to the outpost.
  • Francis: If we can find some tracks, we can follow 'em to the military outpost.
  • Francis: Woah... Okay, all we need to do is find the railroad tracks.
  • Francis: Bet you kids cross shit like this for fun.
  • Francis: Nice day for a picnic.
  • Francis: Man, I hate the woods.
  • Francis: There's a safehouse back here!
  • Francis: Bridge's out.
  • Francis: Bridge's out. Terrific.

Tunnel

  • Bill: We can get down to the tracks through here!
  • Bill: We gotta follow the tracks.
  • Bill: Tracks are blocked!
  • Francis: Louis, what's scarier: zombies or goin' back to work in an office?
  • Francis: Louis, what's scarier: vampires or goin' back to work in an office?
  • Francis: We can get down to the tracks over here!
  • Francis: The tracks are down from here.
  • Francis: Maintenance corridor up here!
  • Francis: Damn tracks are blocked!
  • Francis: I hate trains.

Bridge

  • Bill: This shit just confuses me.
  • Bill: Blind leading the blind...
  • Bill: Fresh air!
  • Francis: These things are a real frickin' maze. I hate mazes.
  • Francis: This is a real frickin' maze.
  • Bill: Electrical fence!
  • Bill: Hit that power switch!
  • Bill: Get the power.
  • Bill: Start the engine!
  • Bill: Let's unhook that car.
  • Bill: Get that thing moving!
  • Bill: Hit it!
  • Francis: Watch out for that fence.
  • Francis: Nice, they electrified the fence.
  • Francis: God DAMN I hate electric fences.
  • Francis: Hey, Pointdexter, hit the power.
  • Francis: Hey, Suit, hit the power.
  • Francis: Yo, you in the monkey suit, hit the power.
  • Francis: Woaah, fried.
  • Francis: Start the engine.
  • Francis: Hey, unhook that car.
  • Francis: Get that thing moving!
  • Francis: Hit it!
  • Louis: I have no idea how this is going to work.
  • Bill: Let's get up there!
  • Bill: Goddamn track's blocked again.
  • Bill: Let's get over that hill.
  • Francis: There're some trains back here.
  • Francis: Train's blocked again. Looks like they curve around that hill.
  • Francis: Let's hump our asses over the hill.

Train Station

  • Bill: Anyone check that barn?
  • Bill: I remember that shit.
  • Bill: I hated that show.
  • Francis: Barn ahead!
  • Francis: Any supplies in the barn?
  • Francis: Is Arnold in there?
  • Francis: Never mind, I forgot, you guys are like 10 years old. 'Cept you, Bill.
  • Francis: I have NEVER liked barns.
  • Francis: I hate barns.
  • Louis: Never thought I'd say it, but I miss the city.
  • Bill: Station ahead!
  • Bill: Train station.
  • Bill: Anything about the base?
  • Bill: Wy can't one of these goddamn trains be working?
  • Bill: We can go through this building.
  • Bill: Get the gate.
  • Bill: Open the gate.
  • Bill: Run for the car!
  • Bill: Haul it!
  • Francis: Another building!
  • Francis: The tracks should be down there!
  • Francis: Train station.
  • Francis: This better not be the military outpost.
  • Francis: This is all messed up.
  • Francis: Someone get the gate.
  • Francis: Open the gate!
  • Francis: Across the bridge, GO!
  • Francis: Get to the goddam train car!
  • Francis: Yeah, the caboose!

Farmhouse

  • Bill: Up the hill!
  • Bill: I could go for some creamed corn.
  • Bill: I got a hankering for some corn on the cob.
  • Bill: I believe we have found our place.
  • Bill: Anyone for just retiring here?
  • Bill: We can set up in the barn or the house.
  • Francis: Up the hill!
  • Francis: Guns in the barn!
  • Zoey: Go, go! Get to the farmhouse!

[initial broadcast]

  • Soldier: This is an emergency broadcast from the American Safety Zone. Please respond.
  • Soldier: You are listening to an emergency broad cast from the US Military. If you can hear this, please use the SEND button on the radio directly in front of you.
  • Soldier: This is an emergency broadcast from the US Military. Please respond.
  • Francis: Pick up the radio.
  • Francis: What's this shit?
  • Francis: We walk 500 miles, kill 10,000 zombies just to make it a goddamn tape loop? Screw the army.
  • Soldier: Holy shit. Survivors!
  • Soldier: Holy shit. Captain, someone actually responsed!
  • Soldier: Jesus Christ. Captain, we got somebody alive out there!
  • Soldier: We will send an extraction team to your location. Respond when ready!
  • Soldier: We read you! We will send an extraction team to your location. Respond when ready!
  • Soldier: Survivors! We are prepping an extraction team. You'll have to hold out til we get there. Prepare for a fight and radio back when you're ready.
  • Soldier: We'll come get you! Convoy's gonna stir up the infected, though. Prepare yourselves and be advise when ready, over.
  • Soldier: Survivors, we are prepping an extraction team. Prepare yourselves and advise when ready.
  • Soldier: We read you loud and clear, survivors! We are prepping an extraction team. Prepare yourselves and radio back when you're ready.
  • Soldier: Please be advised, there may be infected activity in your area for the duration of the rescue.
  • Soldier: We read you and are go, survivors. Prepare yourselves and advise when ready.
  • Soldier: You are go, survivors. Prepare yourselves and advise when ready.
  • Soldier: We are prepped and good to go. Advise when ready!
  • Bill: We're here!
  • Bill: Read you loud and clear, son.
  • Bill: You are a voice for sore ears, son.
  • Bill: Copy that!
  • Bill: Roger that!
  • Bill: Understood, soldier.
  • Bill: You guys ready? I'm callin' em.
  • Bill: I'm callin' 'em to come get our sorry asses.
  • Francis: Well, I'm callin' em, this is it.
  • Louis: We got four immune here!
  • Louis: We got immune here!
  • Louis: Any time you like, man! Come and get us!
  • Louis: Man, any time you like! Come get us!
  • Louis: We'll be waitin'! Come get us!
  • Louis: Whenever you're ready, guys, we're good here.
  • Louis: We're good whenever you are.
  • Louis: You know where we are.
  • Soldier: Roger that, survivors. We are on our way.
  • Soldier: That is a go, survivors. Be advised it will take us ten minutes to reach you.
  • Soldier: Copy that, survivors. It'll take us a good ten minutes to reach you. Dig in and hold on, you got me?
  • Soldier: Copy that, Survivors. We're coming for you! Hang on!
  • Soldier: We read you and we're comin', fellas. We're about ten minutes out, so just sit tight and shoot anythin' that ain't army personnel, you got me?
  • Bill: Roger and out.
  • Bill: Roger. We'll be waiting.
  • Bill: Lookin' forward to seein' you.
  • Bill: Something ain't right.
  • Bill: Hope they don't take long.
  • Francis: Finally! We're getting out of here.
  • Francis: We just gotta wait until they show up.
  • Francis: These guys better not take long. I've had it.
  • Francis: I hope they believed that shit about us being cops.
  • Francis: I don't like this...
  • Francis: Somethin's not right...
  • Louis: You got it!
  • Louis: All right, see you in ten.
  • Louis: All right, see you in ten, sir.

[in transit]

  • Soldier: Hey there, survivors, we're still a good eight minutes out. Sit tight. We are coming.
  • Soldier: Hang in there, we are comin' as fast as we can! Five minutes!
  • Soldier: Two minutes out, survivors!
  • Soldier: Promise me you'll hang in there!
  • Soldier: Hey there, survivors, we're still a good eight minutes out. Sit tight. We are coming.
  • Soldier: Two minutes out, survivors! God help you till then!

[evac tranport ready]

  • Soldier: It's just a zombie!
  • Soldier: Get in the vehicle, ma'am!
  • Soldier: Into the APC, people!
  • Soldier: Move your ass, survivor! Let's go!
  • Soldier: We are moving out, people! Go! Go!
  • Soldier: Get in the APC!
  • Soldier: Get to the APC, survivors!
  • Soldier: Get in the vehicle!
  • Soldier: Get to the vehicle, survivors!
  • Soldier: Get in the truck!
  • Soldier: Get to the truck, survivors!
  • Soldier: Glad you made it. Why don't you sit back... and enjoy the show?
  • Soldier: Sit back and enjoy the show. We can take it from here.
  • Soldier: You're in good hands now, folks. Just sit back and watch the show.
  • Soldier: We're gonna send these things back to hell.
  • Soldier: That's sweet.
  • Soldier: Hoo! Look at that one go!
  • Soldier: Look at that one go!
  • Soldier: Watch this.
  • Soldier: This is sweet!
  • Soldier: [laugh]
  • Soldier: BOOOOOM!
  • Soldier: Love it!
  • Soldier: Blow it up!
  • Soldier: Ah ha ha ha! Yeah, baby!
  • Soldier: Any requests?
  • Soldier: Look out the left side.
  • Soldier: Look out the right side.
  • Soldier: If you'll look slightly to your left... boom!
  • Soldier: And to your right, boys... bam!
  • Soldier: Nice, huh?
  • Soldier: They're coming out of the barn!
  • Soldier: Quarantine the barn!
  • Soldier: Sterilize the barn!
  • Soldier: Sterilize the house!
  • Soldier: Disinfect the house!
  • Soldier: BOOM!
  • Bill: Goddamn it, we gave 'em hell, didn't we? We gave 'em hell...
  • Bill: We made it.
  • Bill: We did it.
  • Bill: Yeah, we did it.
  • Bill: Yeah, we made it.
  • Bill: YEEHAW!!
  • Bill: Beautiful! The cavalry has arrived!
  • Bill: H-o-l-y-s-h-i-t.
  • Bill: Now that is how you do it, people!
  • Francis: Ladies, I do believe we have been saved.
  • Francis: Army's here!
  • Francis: Yeah, army's here!
  • Francis: Look at that shit!
  • Francis: That's some fire power!
  • Louis: We. Are. SAVED!
  • Louis: Yeah! Wooo!
  • Louis: I am alive! You hear that? I am breathing and it feels good!
  • Louis: Yes! My God, yes! You didn't get me, did you? No, you did not! Louis beat all your asses!