Pachi Com (MSX)
Pachi Com |
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Developer: Bear's This game has uncompiled source code. |
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Pachi Com is a pachinko game for the MSX, released the same year as the Famicom version. Like the Famicom version, it too has a hidden programmer rant ― albeit a much shorter one.
Hidden Message
A message in Okinawan starts at the very beginning of the ROM at 0x8.
MSX PACHICOM Version 99.99.99.99.99.99.99 Copyright 1985.08.026 BEAR'S Corporation .& SONY EMI .SHIKO SHIKO PYU PYU .ANMAR TAMUNOE KIBUTONDO KIBUSHINUKIBUSANU NADASOSO .KUFUCHI UMUNU NITONDO .UMI NU CHINBORRAE GWA .GOHARA NANNAN DAYO TEMEE WA YO! .ANNA NANGI SHITE TSUKKUTTA NONI .YAA YA GUNDA BIKU SHICHI DUNATE SHIKUTINME YO~~ HYA .WATTA NINTORAN BADOYA! .DUNER TAR BIKE MOKIRA SHICHI - BONUS KIRE HYA~
Following is a rundown by GlitterBerri, aided by this 2ch post:
Original | Translation Notes |
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.SHIKO SHIKO PYU PYU | Masturbation noises. (FAP FAP SPRAY SPRAY) |
.ANMAR TAMUNOE KIBUTONDO KIBUSHINUKIBUSANU NADASOSO | Lyrics from an Okinawan folk song called Chinnuku Juushii - Taro With Rice.
Translation: Mother, the firewood is smoking. The smoke is smokey and my eyes are watering. |
.KUFUCHI UMUNU NITONDO | Lyrics from the same song as the above, but from the second verse.
Translation: Boiling the floured taro.
(Explanation: 芋("nmu") normally means potato, but the characters |
.UMI NU CHINBORRAE GWA | Lyrics from another Okinawan folk song called Umi no Chinbōraa - The Sea Shell.
Translation: The sea shell... |
.GOHARA NANNAN DAYO TEMEE WA YO! | Translation: Who the hell do you think you are, Gohara?! |
.ANNA NANGI SHITE TSUKKUTTA NONI | Translation: That's what I was thinking when I made it. |
.YAA YA GUNDA BIKU SHICHI DUNATE SHIKUTINME YO~~ HYA .WATTA NINTORAN BADOYA! .DUNER TAR BIKE MOKIRA SHICHI - BONUS KIRE HYA~ |
Translation:
You do nothing but complain that I should be doing my job, |
Unassembled Code
Present at 0x57F0. Most likely for the Famicom version, as the MSX computers used Zilog Z80 processors.
058H,060H,002H ;X-POS,Y-POS,COLOR DB LOW TWY,04BH,LOW TWY2,011H ;SPLITE NO.,PTN NO. DB LOW TWY3,04CH,0FEH DB 058H,068H,002H ;X-POS,.... DB LOW TWY4,04DH,LOW TWY5,045H,LOW TWY6,04EH,0FEH DB 050H,070H,002H ;X-POS,... DB LOW TWY7,051H,LOW TWY8,04FH,LOW TWY9,04AH DB LOW TWY10,050H,LOW TWY11,052H,0FEH DB 060H,078H,002H ;X-POS,.... DB LOW TWY12,053H,0FEH DB 060H,080H,002H DB LOW TWY13,054H,0FFH SPIDX: EQU SCLS-SOPN ; OPEN AREA SPRITE ELECTRO FLASHING OELDSP: LDA #0FFH STA INTFLG ; LDA GFLAG ;TIGER OR BRVOR CHECK LSR A BCS :OELED ;TIGER -> RTS LDX #3EH ;ELECTRO FLUSH PTN SP NO. LDA ELCTIM AND #10H ;FLUSH COLOR ? BNE :OEL10 ;YES LDX #37H ;NOMAL PTN SP NO. SET :OEL10: TXA STA OPEP1 STA OPEP2 STA OPEP3 STA OPEP4 LDA #2 ;STATUS & COLOR SET STA OPES1 STA OPES2 STA OPES3 STA OPES4 LDA #0B0H ;SP Y-POS SET JSR OFSTY STA OPEY1 STA OPEY2 CLC ADC #8 STA OPEY3 STA OPEY4 LDA #50H ;SP X-POS SET JSR OFSTX STA OPEX1 STA OPEX3 CLC ADC #30H STA OPEX2 STA OPEX4 :OELED: LDA #0 STA INTFLG
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