Poker Night 2

Poker Night 2
Developer: Telltale Games Publisher: Telltale Games Platforms: Windows, Mac OS X PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, iOS Released internationally: May 23, 2013 (iOS) Released in US: April 30, 2013 Released in EU: May 1, 2013 This game has unused sounds.

Poker Night 2 is the sequel to Poker Night at the Inventory. Now you're invited to play poker with a talking dog detective (who happens to be partners with the hyperkinetic rabbity thing from last time), a one-half Swedish one-quarter Polish one-quarter Winnebago "murder machine", an annoying little talking scrap pile, and not Bruce Campbell. On top of all of that, your dealer is a killer AI who is obsessed with neurotoxins and lies about cake. Some lineup of characters.

Just like the original Poker Night, it also has some Team Fortress 2 items available, but this entry also boasted Borderlands 2 items, Xbox 360 avatar items, and PS3 themes. The only version to not get any special trinkets was the iOS version. A price to play for poker on the go, some would say.

Due to an unfortunate mix of expired licenses and Telltale's imminent demise, the game was delisted from digital storefronts in September 2018, with its predecessor facing a similar fate the following year.

To do: Console and iOS versions need investigation, and a lot of stuff - and I mean a LOT of stuff - still from the PC version: Early versions of used lines and Lines connected to scrapped characters and events, More unused dialogue including outtakes - some even eluding to a cut The Walking Dead Theme - files for one of the game's teasers, etc.

Unused Dialogue

A voice clip suggesting that Claptrap and GLaDOS might have been in a relationship.

Unused Characters

Dialogue for The Medic from Team Fortress 2 and Larry Bridges from The Walking Dead can be found in the files for Poker Night 2. Interestingly, it seems like The Medic was replaced by Sam in the final game, and Larry was replaced by Brock Samson, as there is a character interaction with only those four present at the table. Most of the Medic's dialogue can also be found in Sam_English.landb.

Interestingly, it seems like Larry got decently far into production, with his dialogue referencing animations and recorded voice lines that were scrapped and removed from the files.

 
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Speech=[disgusted] Ach, I fold.

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Speech=Perhaps I should have stayed at home looking at naughty x-rays.

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Speech=Maybe.  Or maybe you're just too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade.

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Speech=You can't fool me... this run of unplayable cards is one of your little experiments, isn't it?

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Speech=I'm a medic, not a miracle worker.

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Speech=These cards are a disease... and this fold is the dangerously untested cure. 

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Speech=I fold.

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Speech=I'm going to sit this one out, and think of more pleasant topics... like sucking chest wounds.

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Speech=[sighing] Ah, fahrvegnugen!  Fold!

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Speech=You magnificent bastard.  Take it.

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Speech=The Germans have a word for a hand like this - "Grossscrewbengefeulen."  Roughly translated, "the feeling that one is about to be hosed by a particularly large wager."

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Speech=That's not a real word.

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Speech=Well, it should be.  I'm out.

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Speech=Hmm.  Intriguing.

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Speech=Or how to replace it with a chainsaw..

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Speech=[to himself]  Barbarian.

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Speech=Cutting off the hand's no good.  Ya gotta shoot 'em in the head!

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Speech=You know how sometimes you're just about to start an operation, and then the patient just dies on you while you're putting him under?  This hand is just like that, only without the lawsuits.

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Speech=Ja, this was a mistake.

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Speech=There's a wonderful German word for a smidgen of hope that is quickly snuffed out by harsh reality.  I'd tell you what it is, but it has too many letters to be contained in this program's text buffer.

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Speech=That did NOT turn out as I hypothesized.

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Speech=This... was a mistake.


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Speech=I should've euthanized this hand a long time ago.

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Speech=[mumbling] Donner, vetter, gluberhausen!  Fold!

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Speech=[sigh]  Fold.

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Speech=Don't... you... die... on... me!

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Speech=Well, that's a pity.  Fold.

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Speech=You know, I once spliced a pig's face onto the shell of a Galopogas turtle, but even I'm not crazy enough to stay in this hand.

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Speech=[lightly amused]  Fold.

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Speech=Not this time.

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Speech=Scheisskuchen!

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Speech=Vundebar!
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Speech=As a medical professional, I must caution that too many hands without a proper climax can wreak havoc on the schvansshtucker.

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Speech=All these showdowns are increasing my adrenaline output to dangerously unpredictable levels!

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Speech=I hope it lasts!

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Speech=I should warn you... it is the creature nearest death that fights the fiecest.

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Speech=You know, in German poker there's usually a lot more betting.  Check.

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Speech=I too shall check.

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Speech=Fascinating... we appear to have lapsed into some sort of groupthink.  Check.

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Speech=That's a bingo!  I mean, "check."

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Speech=I'm sorry madame, I'm afraid your son has a bad case of "check."  [giggles]  Sorry, a little medical humor there.

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Speech=That raise is what we in the scientifically community call "statistically insignificant."  THIS, on the other hand...

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Speech=Allow me to see your furshlugginer bet, and raise it several orders of magnitude.

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Speech=[thinking] I will raise.

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Speech=[casual] Raise.

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Speech=[sinister] Raise.

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Speech=Hmph.  Raise.

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Speech=I shall raise.

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Speech=Let's raise, yes?

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Speech=You know, I have a machine out in my car that could put that hand out of its misery.

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Speech=Hmm.  Patient is listless and unresponsive.  I recommend a swift kick to the keister.

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Speech=[pulls glasses off with a shaky hand, a la the famous "Hitler finds out about X" videos, then shouts a lot of silliness].  Gotterdammerung!   What in the name of Haeckel's Vestigial Gill Slits was that!?

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Speech=[disgusted] I lost to THAT?

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Speech=In the medical field, the technical term for a wager of this scale is "ein big-ass bet."

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Speech=It will be very interesting to see if you have the guts to match this bet.  Perhaps we can perform some impromptu between-hand abdominal surgery.

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Speech=As your doctor, I feel I should warn you that the size of this bet may cause your anal sphincter to involuntarily contract.  It's nothing to be alarmed or ashamed about, it's just one of the human body's many disgusting reflexes.

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Speech=I have calculated that THIS many chips should be sufficent to induce panic in the test subjects.

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Speech=[whistling the "Kill the Wabbit" theme... it's German, you know]

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Speech=I think I'll bet.... this much.

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Speech=I believe I will bet.

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Speech=I will bet.

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Speech=I shall bet.

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Speech=I bet.

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Speech=[triumphant] Never bet against the scientific method!

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Speech=I'm sure my future character will enjoy this.

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Speech=I'm glad to have this back.

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Speech=I will now say something ironic and Ash-like.

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Speech=I bet the future me will like this.

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Speech=No matter who I am, I'll probably like this.

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Speech=As a scientist, I recognize that the notion of a "hot streak" is probabilistic nonsense.  That said, IN YOUR FACE, LOSERS, I'M ON A ROLL!!!

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Speech=Yes!  Now to begin my inevitable comeback!

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Speech=I see you have chosen flight over fight... intersesting.

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Speech=I see you have chosen flight over fight... intersesting.

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Speech=Score one for my superior teutonic intellect!

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Speech=Allow me to demonstrate the scientific certainty of my hand with a show of mathematical force.

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Speech=The doctor is in... ALL IN!

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Speech=All right, let's play doctor.  I'll show you mine, and you show me yours!

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Speech=[bold]I ALWAYS see my experiments through to their conclusions.  [less bold] Even when it looks like they'll explode in my face.

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Speech=These cards are healthy specimens.  I think I shall keep them.

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Speech=That bet's so small that I should mount it on my slide and watch it get eaten by a white blood cell.  But instead I'll just call it.

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Speech=[casual] Call.

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Speech=[suspicious] I call.

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Speech=I will... call.

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Speech=I call.

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Speech=I think I will call.

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Speech=[confused] Call?

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Speech=[enthused] I call.

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Speech=[contemplating] Think of all the monkey plasma I could  buy...

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Speech=[suspicious] Occam's Razor suggests that one of you is lying...

Larry's Dialogue found in english_brock.landbd

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Speech=I've got a good feeling about this.

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Speech=[sing-songy] Here, fishy fishy fishy...

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Speech=I'm too old for this slow-play crap!

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Speech=What's the matter?  Scared of losing a little money?

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Speech=Ya-hoo!  Now someone get me a beer!

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Speech=Ya-hoo!  Now someone get me a beer!

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Speech=Ain't no shame in losing, junior.

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Speech=Gotta play ta win, chumps.


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Speech=A tie?  What is this, soccer?

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Speech=Well, that was useless.

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Speech=All right!  Nothing can stop me now, boys!

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Speech=What the fuck!? That hand was mine!  This game is fixed!

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Speech=The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System is phsycially incapable of cheating, as amultiple redundant safeguards have been been put in place in to... to... to...

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Speech=That robot bitch is cheating!

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Speech=I'm sorry, I couldn't keep that up with a straight face.  I cheat all the time.  But only with people I care about.  Do you WANT me to care about you?

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Speech=Uh-

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Speech=[grumbling].

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Speech=Sit down, Colonel.

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Speech=Sit. Down.

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Speech=[grumbling]

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Speech=What in Sam Hill am I gonna do with THAT?

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Speech=We scared those other peckerheads away quickly, didn't we?

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Speech=Well, that was useless.

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Speech=A tie?  What is this, soccer?

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Speech=All right!  Nothing can stop me now, boys!

An interaction between The Medic and Larry can be found in dealer_english.landb.

 
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Speech=I'm out!?  I can't be-[he grabs his chest] Ack!

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Speech=Endophins, enshmorphins, I'm gonna go kick some undead ass!

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Speech=Nein!  I'll have this man up and about in no time!

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Speech=That'll be the super-agitated enorphins.  They'll wear off in about five minutes.

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Speech=Holy shit!  I feel great!  I don't even care about all that money I lost!

Evidence for Sam and Brock replacing Larry and Medic can be found in host_english.landb, which features early responses for Larry, Ash, Claptrap and Medic reacting to Glados' initial appearance, with Sam and Brock noticeably being missing.

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Speech=Good evening, gentlemen.

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Speech=Eep!

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Speech=Christ on a crutch!

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Speech=What the hell!?

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Speech=Gott in Himmel!

Alternate Ash Williams Introduction

Dialogue found in host_english.landb can be found which seems to reference a different introduction for Ash.

 
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Speech=Can we get going?  Steve and I have a tee time at Spyglass.

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Speech=I suppose we should.  I'd hoped our final contestant would be here by now, but it appears that we'll be one short 

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Speech=[from upper level] Not so fast!

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Speech=Sorry I'm late, but I was helping a little old lady across the street.

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Speech=With a chainsaw?

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Speech=It was a busy street.

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Speech=I think you're bleeding.

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Speech=No shinola, Sherlock.  Look, we gonna play poker or twenty questions?  'Cause I only got a couple of hours before my girlfriend gets home from her book club.

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Frank the Zombie

Okay, I have zero idea what this is or why he's here, but there are multiple files listing "Frank the Zombie".

Frank the Zombie is listed primarily in Brock_English.landb

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Speech=The Walking Dead Bounty Item returns to Frank the Zombie!

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Speech=Frank wins the Mystery Bounty Item!

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Speech=Frank the Zombie wins the Army of Darkness Bounty!

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Speech=The Borderlands Bounty Item is won by Frank the Zombie!

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Speech=Frank takes the Portal Bounty Item!

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