Prerelease:At Least There Is Čeda Čedović/Inside Bus Area
This is a sub-page of Prerelease:At Least There Is Čeda Čedović.
Inside Bus Area was going to be a small area in the game, that could be accessed from each worldhub. In there, the player could speak to other Poor 4 members about the world they're currently in. It had bunch of removed sprites too.
Contents
Removed Sprites
Bus
The sprite for bus background.
Andre
Andre had special sprites for him being inside bus, due to him being way too big to fit in.
Dialogues
Boring World
Čeda: Miroslav, are you sure your spawn didn't fuck up. This doesn't look like hell at all.
Miroslav: Nah man, this is real deal, We are thousands of feet below surface.
Čeda: What the fuck happened to this place then. Djole, do you know what could have cause this shitshow to happen?
Djole: Do you think there is bakery that sells burek in hell?
Čeda: Why would there be bakery in hell, bre!?
Djole: Maybe you should ask souls of damned.
Čeda: I don't see any of that.
Andre: I think souls of damned are those brick blocks.
Čeda: Your fucking brain is brick blocks you fatass.
Miroslav: Why did this bus stop, mane? Are there bus stops in hell?
Djole: How can here be bus stops in hell if there are no bakeries?
Čeda: We stop because road ahead has a big threat, and I need to go kill it. If this bus continues without defeating boss, we will surely all die.
Miroslav: 'Ey mane, can you even die in hell?
Čeda: You are all have brains of homunculus, bre. I'm going to fucking leave.
Java Jungle
Miroslav: Hey man, how are we in a Mobile?
Čeda: Are you some kind of fucking idiot, you never been in mobile phone!?
Miroslav: Idunno man, I don't look at no phone and thinks to myself I wanna be up in this uh, bitch as the youth would call it.
Čeda: You are some kind of kreten. Djole, tell him about how you were in phone one time.
Djole: One day I was in mobile phone, in it I was walking in field of flowers and there was grandmas. The grandma said, "who are you?" and then I eat daisies off ground.
Čeda: Fucking casual.
Miroslav: Andre, have you ever been in phone? How can you fit when you are so big?
Andre: Hmmm, one time, I entered phone by eating it.
Miroslav: How did you enter phone if you ate it, bre?
Andre: Well you know what they say! What better way to enter door than to eat it.
Miroslav: What the fuck!?
Čeda: Miroslav, just shut the fuck up, you're fucking stupid.
Miroslav: Ya'll are fucking sick, bre.
Flashlands
Čeda: Ah, I like this place, it almost looks like battle field. It reminds me of time I met George Washington as we happily hopped into world war 6.
Andre: Oh Ceda, you met George Washington? How do you know it was really him?
Čeda: Djole said he was, he gifted him to me for my birthday.
Djole: I found him gather food in garbage cans on street.
Miroslav: Man, I don't think that was George Washington, I think that was some hobo.
Djole: Hobo Smrade.
Čeda: Aj bre, That is shame. And he was such a nice man, he killed so many people.
Andre: The background art in this world is kinda lazy.
Čeda: What are you some kind of critic?
Andre: Yes, because I remember things. I remember everything.
Miroslav: "An elephant never forgets" sounds oddly threatening.
Čeda: You are fucking pussy bre, I can kill any elephant, no matter how good it remember.
Andre: Aren't elephants those small creatures?
Čeda: Okay you guys talk it out, I gotta go back to buisness.
Čeda: Hmmm, this place look like city, I think.
Miroslav: It don't look like no city from where we live.
Čeda: Yes, maybe it's Kraljevo.
Djole: I've been in Jagodina in a school trip once, I didn't see any strawberries.
Miroslav: Idunno how many people who speak english would understand these jokes.
Andre: We're telling jokes?
Čeda: Shut the fuck up Andre, you ruin all the fun, bre.
Djole: I know a joke! What is opposite of window?
Čeda: .... Go on.
Djole: It is dowin.
Miroslav: What?
Djole: Door-in.
Čeda: The text that holds that joke was biggest waste of three kilobytes of memory in this entire game.
Andre: Did you know that if you look hard enough, you can find Elvis with upside down head in toilet.
Čeda: That is fucking lie, Andre, don't make children playing this game look for something like that. I don't want kids going around trying to look for elvis in toilet, bre.
Miroslav: Aren't toilets those things you find in them bathrooms.
Čeda: What the fuck, Miroslav. Okay I have to fucking go, you guys are wasting my time, bre.
Djole: Ceda wait! There's fact I need to share with you before you go.
Čeda: What the fuck is it, bre.
Djole: I am stinky.
Čeda: Jebem ti mater, Djole.
Spooky Hills
Miroslav: Oh my god, Ceda I'm so scared, where are we.
Čeda: I don't fucking know, but Lizard Man is in here bre, my arch nemesis.
Djole: I didn't know Lizard Man could make buildings.
Andre: Why don't you just ignore him and keep going, we were at the final world.
Čeda: No you see, I have to kill him, because I want to.
Andre: I want a pizza.
Miroslav: Don't you prefer chinese food, Andre?
Djole: There are no chinese restaurant in hell.
Čeda: Yeah, fucking shitass.
Miroslav: Ey man, don't you think this place is too dangerous just cus of a grudge?
Čeda: Grudge? What the fuck is a grudge? Is that some kind of car or something, bre?
Miroslav: You know what, just go already, get it over with, I's scared.
Andre: I's is not a real word, Miroslav.
Miroslav: Sense when we're we speakin' proper grammar english?
Čeda: Okay I'm leaving now, ummm... Andre, don't eat the bus, we need it. Miroslav, stop being little bitch bre. And Djole... what do you even do?
Djole: Smell.
Čeda: Okay. Don't.
Djole: Okie Dokie, Perpetual Motion-okie.
Final World
Čeda: Okay, this is it, finally, we are at the final world, this is where the magic begins.
Djole: Yay! I love Magicians!
Čeda: Andre, give me lay of the land.
Andre: The soil in this place looks fresh. It may have been built recently to protect the Counter Strike King.
Miroslav: Are we gonna kill em? Is this legal?
Čeda: Ofcorse not, that's why we gotta do it, bre!
Djole: Why is a lot of the battlefield made of pivot?
Čeda: Pivot? You mean that program Mihajlo showed us?
Andre: It seems that this world is made of pieces of online videos. Some of which are pivot stickfigure animations.
Miroslav: Andre, didn't you make that one wack-ass stickman animation, and we used it as recruitment technique?
Čeda: Ah bre, That video even made me dizzy.
Djole: I thought you guys were talking about a different Andre.
Čeda: Well, I guess I gotta go through all this shit then.
Andre: Many luck to you, friend. I will be here supporting you and eating food.
Miroslav: Good Luck, mane.
Djole: I'll save my good wishes when you really need them later.
Čeda: ...what the fuck?
Meme Core
Čeda: Holy Fuck! Who knew eating apple would lead to such bad trip, bre!
Djole: Oh boy! I love field trips!
Andre: Careful out there Ceda, there's intense energy coming from this place.
Čeda: That's good then, that means the source of whatever this meme infection is must be close.
Andre: What could possibly be radiating such strong energies to corrupt all of hell with meme.
Djole: A dead meme! Ofcorse-ofcorse.
Miroslav: Peeps, what the fuck is goin' on here, bre!?
Čeda: What's going on is that I'm going to restore hell to it's former glory! Ha! I guess my conquest wasn't bitter sweet after all!
Andre: Careful out there Ceda, This place looks even more dangerous than anything in hell so far!
Čeda: Yeah, and by the music I can barely hear in the distance. I can also tell that the music is gonna be more annoying than anything so far.
Miroslav: The music in there could be good for the beat of my next mixtape.
Čeda: Good, we won't get to hear your rapping over the music.
Andre: Are you sure you want to just dive head first into this pit of meme radiation.
Čeda: Well, if it's this dangerous, then they must be protecting something good. Which is why I must kill it dead.
Djole: Correction, you will kill it, and it will die a second time.
Čeda: Is there something you're not telling me, bre.
Djole: Good luck, friendo!
Čeda: Okay then, time to kill!
Speedrunner Mode
Čeda: Hello friends, how goes it, bre!
Miroslav: Uhh, hey mane... Why are you here?
Čeda: What, I can't talk to your stupid face now!?
Miroslav: Nah it's just, aren't you uhhh, doing a speedrun?
Andre: Why are you wasting time talking with us? You are losing time.
Čeda: I do whatever the fuck I want! Isn't that right Djole.
Djole: Yes I know, you get speedrun by dividing distancerun with timerun!
Čeda: Y- Maybe?
Andre: Maybe you should go continue your speedrun, Ceda.
Čeda: Good idea! Killing faster is it's own reward!
