Proto:Golf Ou: The King of Golf/Script Differences

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Golf Robot takes the script of Golf King, a mostly straightforward translation of Golf Ou, and adds onto it with all sorts of bizarre nonsense about a war against golfing robots, turning your friendly mentor into a cold blooded robotic overlord and your caddies into eccentric rebels in the process. It's something that has to be seen to be believed.

Golf King	Golf Robot
The key to driving the longest is swinging with the power bar at about 90%. Try too hard nand you'll miss. You get 3 tries to drive as far as possible.	Swing your puny human arms too hard, and you'll miss. You get three tries to drive as far as possible, humanoid.

Golf King	Golf Robot
Hit the ball on its right side for a hook. Try it! Hit the ball on its left side for a slice. Try it!	Hit the ball on its right side for a hook, human. Try it, OR FACE PUNISHMENT AT THE HANDS OF YOUR ROBOTIC MASTER! Hit the ball on its left side for a slice, human. Try it, OR BE BANISHED FROM THIS GOLFING UTOPIA.

Golf King	Golf Robot
The 6 ball lies are fairway, semi-rough,rough, dirt, shallow bunker, and deep bunker. When you swing at full power, the distance of the shot for: fairway is 97%, semi-rough is 95%, rough is 90%, dirt is 88%, shallow bunker is 86%, and deep bunker is 78%.	The 6 ball lies are fairway, semi-rough,rough, dirt, shallow bunker, and deep bunker. When you swing at full power, scrawny creature, the distance of the shot for: fairway is 97%, semi-rough is 95%, rough is 90%, dirt is 88%, shallow bunker is 86%, and deep bunker is 78%.

Golf King

Golf Robot

These are merely guides. They differ by club,even on the same lie. Only experience will help. This is where intuition comes into play. Reading the wind is your key to becoming a golf legend. But, it is very difficult to do. Hit the ball straight and watch where it goes. That was the strongest wind. Only experience and intuition will help you here. Use a bigger club when going into the wind, and a smaller club when going with the wind. You must be able to read the slope. It just takes practice. Try a few putts. You get 3 tries here.

These are merely guides, but disobey them and face my mechanical WRATH! They differ by club, even on the same lie. Only experience or the rigid discipline of an android master will help. This is where your weak human brain comes into play. Trying to read the wind is key. However, this is very difficult for foolish humans. Hit the ball straight, if you can, stunted organism. That strong wind really rattled my circuits! Only experience and intuition of a superior ROBOT noggin will help you here. Use a bigger club when going into the wind, and a smaller club when going with the wind, you talking ape! You must be able to read the slope. It just takes practice. Try a few putts, hairless monkey. You get 3 tries here. Succeed or face a torrent of bitter robotic criticism

Golf King	Golf Robot
First, a down slope. Putt softer this time. Next, an up slope. Putt harder this time. Next, a hook. Putt a little right of the pin. Now, a slice. Putt a little left of the pin. You'll improve with practice.	First, a down slope. Putt softer this time, imbecile. Next, an up slope. Use your weak muscles to putt harder this time. Next, a hook. Putt a little right of the pin. Now, a slice. Putt a little left of the pin. You'll either improve with practice, or I will implant a CPU in your fleshy cranium.

Golf King	Golf Robot
It's hard to judge distance. Push the SELECT button twice to display distance lines (60yards). The rest will come with experience. Your best bet is to go wide, even if you waste a stroke.	It's hard for silly humans to judge distance. Push the SELECT button twice to display distance lines (60yards). The rest will come with the stinging pain of experience and discipline. Your best bet, minute being, is to go wide, even if you waste a stroke. It's not like you were going to beat your robotic masters.

Golf King

Golf Robot

You're almost ready to play now. Here are two final tips for improving your score. No.1: Using a wood on the rough often causes a missed shot. No.2: Using a wood on a bunker is dangerous, and a long iron often causes a missed shot. It' ok if you get in the rough or a bunker. You just have to focus on getting out. You can't win without taking chances. That's it. You're now ready to golf

You're almost ready to play now. Here are two final tips from the fleshless lips of your robotic superior. No. 1: YOU ARE A FOOLISH HUMAN, and using a wood on the rough often causes a missed shot. No. 2: ROBOTS SHALL RULE THE WORLD, and using a wood on a bunker is dangerous. Plus, a long iron often causes a missed shot. It's ok if you get in the rough or a bunker. You just have to acknowledge your inferiority and focus on getting out. You can't win without taking chances and using a mechanical brain. However, please continue to toil needlessly. That's it. You're now ready to fumble around and ignorantly call it GOLF!

Golf King	Golf Robot
Nice. You've really applied yourself. Just average. That'll play! That's okay. Nice. Great shot. So-so There's a pro shop around here.	That was surprisingly adequate. You've really applied yourself. I will not punish you, FOR NOW. Just average, but as I expected from a HUMAN. That was fairly acceptable! That's okay. Great shot! You must have had a brilliant robotic coach. So-so, I will begin punishing you SOON!!! There's a pro shop around here, and they will serve disgusting humans like you.

Golf King	Golf Robot
It's your first tournament. Just do the best you can. The following 23 people are other golfers. They are all very good. You can do better. Try practicing some more. Well done. Keep it up!	It's your first tournament. Just do the best you can. I am sure you will disappoint us greatly. The following 23 people are Mechanized Ultra-golfers. They are all better than a simple human can ever hope to be. You can do better, can't you? Try practicing some more, and if you don't improve I will give you electrical shocks. Well done. Keep it up, or I will destroy you!

Golf King

Golf Robot

Winning this one will make you famous. It's a long way, but give it your est shot. There are 23 golfers in this tournament, as well. Master the basics before trying again. Well done. Keep it up! At last you're ranked among the best. Take a shot at becoming a golf legend There are 23 other golfers in this tournament.

Winning this one will make your robotic masters very happy. It's a long way, but give it your best puny humanoid shot. There are 23 superior mechanical golfers in this tournament, as well. Slink back to your automated trainer and learn the basics before trying again, pitiful mortal. Well done for a talking monkey. Keep it up, IF YOU CAN! So you think you can beat the ROBITIC MASTER GOLFERS, pathetic human? Take a shot at becoming a SUPER STAR MASTER golf legend!!! There are 23 other super-powered mechanized golfers in this tournament.

Golf King	Golf Robot
You were close that time. Still, you're ranked among the top players. You should be proud. You're still no match for the best. Keep practicing!	You were close that time. You must want to cry with frustration, fleshy creature. Still, your human stench is tolerated among the top ROBOT players. You should be proud. You're still no match for the best. Disgusting carbon-based life form, you are not worthy of licking my metallic boot. Keep practicing!

Golf King

Golf Robot

If you win the tournament, Bobby will help you become a golf legend! To win a tournament you must practice, practice and practice some more. Practice and training are everything. There's no other way. Naturally gifted golfers are the only exception... You must practice to win. Only a fool thinks otherwise. Which road will you take? Practice hard, or go right to a tournament? What? You're going straight?

If you manage, by some miracle, to win the tournament,VIBOT, your mechanical master, will help you become a golf legend! To win a tournament you must practice, practice, and practice some more, then worship at the feet of your ROBOT MASTER, lackey!! Humble servitude to ROBOTS is everything. When you are truly humble, you may begin to practice. There's no other way. ROBOTIC enhanced golfers are the only exception... You must practice under rigorous discipline to win. Only a slope-browed human would think otherwise. Which road will you take, foolish mammal? Practice hard like a good little flesh sack, or go right to a tournament? What? You're going straight, HAVE YOU GONE MAD

Golf King

Golf Robot

Now try a straight slice, and hook drive 10 times each We get serious when money is at stake. Try to master these skills. I'll give you 30,000 dollars for 24 or more balls hit where you intended 310,000 dollars for 12-23 balls hit where you intended and 7,000 dollars for 11 or less hit where you intended Like a tournament, you have just one chance. Give it your best! Start with a straight drive. Aim for the ball's center. Next, try a slice. Aim for the ball's left side. Finally, try a hook. Aim for the ball's right side. This decides your prize money. Stay focused! Excellent! You're now ready for a tournament. Close, but aim for a good position without straying right or left. Try it again. You must remain focused. Keep at it!

Now try a straight,slice, and hook drive 10 times each We get serious when the DOMINANCE OF ALL MANKIND is at stake. Try to master these skills. I'll give you 30,000 dollars for 24 or more balls hit where you intended 10,000 dollars for 12-23 balls hit where you intended and 7,000 dollars for 11 or less hit where you intended Like a tournament, you have just one chance before you taste the stinging wrath of my robotic anger. Give it your best! Start with a straight drive. Aim for the ball's center. Next, try a slice. Aim for the ball's left side. Finally, try a hook. Aim for the ball's right side. This decides your prize money. Stay focused, don't embarrass your entire species! Satisfactory! You're now ready for a tournament. A curse on you HUMAN, aim for a good position without straying right or left. Try it again. You must force your tiny human brain to remain focused. Keep at it!

Golf King

Golf Robot

From this position, use a short iron. Try it. Instead of going sideways, here's a secret technique to reward you for practicing so hard. Try using a long iron at about 030% power. You passed under the trees and landed near the green. You don't want to teach this to the other golfers. Keep devoting yourself. You should practice more before playing The other player The honor goes to Tee off! Strong wind Keep the direction in mind Adjusting power is hard in bunkers. Swing hard

Those stupid robots with their so-called fancy computer brains! You listen to me. From this position, use a short iron. Try it. Those robots think they know everything but they don't. Instead of going sideways, here's a secret technique to reward you for trying to defeat those mechanical monsters. Try using a long iron at about 30% power. You will pass under the trees and land near the green. You don't want to let them know I showed you this. If they found out, they would punish me terribly. Keep up the fight!! DOWN WITH ROBOTS! Your not giving up and letting those hyperactive appliances take over? Defeating those walking junk heaps won't be easy,you should practice more before playing. Ready to stop practicing and kick some mechanical butt? The other player FLUGTOR, ROBOTIC LORD of GOLF has bestowed the honor of teeing off to Tee off super GOLFERS!! Strong wind Keep the direction in mind Adjusting power is hard in bunkers. wing hard don't let the robots intimidate you

Golf King

Golf Robot

Go for it! You can do it! This is an easy shot! This is an eagle putt You can do it You are against the wind Be sure to club up You are going with the wind 3Here's a chance to drive far! Use a club with a high loft to pass over or go sideways That is how to improve your score Give it your best shot. You can make this one if you focus. Concentrate! Good luck! Make this putt and you win Expert mode has plush fairways and greens The ball rolls less after a drive,and putts require more power Keep this in mind.

Go for it! Show those robots what a great golfer you are! You can do it! This is an easy shot! This is an eagle putt. You can do it! don't end up a golf slave like me. The robots are using weather satellites to create a powerful wind against you. Be sure to club up. You are going with the wind. Here's a chance to show those rust buckets what a long distance drive is! Use a club with a high loft to pass over or go sideways. That is how to improve your score Give it your best shot. You can make this one if you focus. Concentrate! Good luck! I always knew you could do it SUPER DUPER STAR. Make this putt and you win Expert mode has plush fairways and greens The ball rolls less after a drive,and putts require more power Keep this in mind, if you hope to escape the wrath of the computerized golf overlords.

Golf King

Golf Robot

This is the first hole Play away please This is a short one so just focus on direction Take it right over the fairway bunker on this hole This is yourfirst short hole Get it on the green in 1 shot What a beautiful lake But don't get distracted and slice it Now a long hole Instead of trying to get on in 2 strokes, focus on your approach to get a better score This hole only has a guard bunker to the green's right Approach it from the left Don't let the lake distract you Aim to the right to avoid the left bunker

This is the first hole. Good luck! This is a short one so just focus on direction and let the consuming fury of the robots inspire you! Take it right over the fairway bunker on this hole, and if you happen to hit a robot golfer, OH WELL!That's life! This is your first short hole. Get it on the green in 1 shot, like the 1 shot they gave me before turning me into a GOLF SLAVE. What a beautiful lake! I remember the beauty I had before they forced me into this regulation haircut But don't get distracted and slice it. Now a long hole. My hair used to be long, long and soft, TEACH THE ROBOTS A LESSON!! Instead of trying to get on in 2 strokes,focus on your approach to get a better score This hole only has a guard bunker to the green's right Approach it from the left Don't let the lake distract you, or you may end up a golf slave diving for range balls! Aim to the right to avoid the left bunker

Golf King

Golf Robot

This is the hardest hole in the front nine Driving straight is the obvious choice Don't hook it on this hole There is a fun green on this one The creek is 120 yards away and 40 yards wide You can easily cross it with a strong drive It's 280 yards to that creek You can drive as hard as you want This is not a very long hole Try for accuracy instead of power The long distance and tree to the left make this a difficult hole You'll really impress me if you birdie it The key here is not being distracted by the tree Take my advice You can easily cross this creek with a 7-iron This hole is yours, Just relax and play well Ignore the island to the left Staying on the fairway is the key Use a long iron or a wood to shoot from here This is the hardest hole on the European Course Drive 200 to 240 yards to reach the center island There is 160 yards between the island and the other shore I'll really be impressed if you make par. Look out for the right palm tree The best line is over the left bunker The green is difficult, too Look out for the right palm tree It's very difficult to clear the left bunker. Aim carefully for the center The green is surrounded by a bunker on this hole Forget about the bunker

And you thought the electric shocks during training were bad, this is the hardest hole in the front nine Driving straight is the obvious choice Don't hook it on this hole. There is a fun green on this one, perhaps the joy of it will let you forget your dire predicament The creek is 120 yards away and 40 yards wide You can easily cross it with a strong drive It's 280 yards to that creek You can drive as hard as you want. Imagine sinking that golf club into those stinking robotic heads This is not a very long hole Try for accuracy instead of power. Don't let the quest for power destroy you like it did the science golfers who created the ROBOTS The long distance and tree to the left make this a difficult hole If you birdie it, you'll really impress me and you'll make the robots' oil boil The key here is not being distracted by the tree or the high pitched wail of the DISTRACTIONBOT 1000 Take my advice You can easily cross this creek with a 7-iron This hole is yours, never forget that no matter how much they torture you later Just relax and play well. It's not like the future of human golfers everywhere depends on you, ...,well,... maybe it is like that... Ignore the island to the left You fool, do you want to end up with a haircut like mine? Remember, staying on the fairway is the key Use a long iron or a wood to shoot from here. This is the hardest hole on the European Course Drive 200 to 240 yards to reach the center island There are 160 yards between the island and the other shore I'll forget the pain of servitude if you make par. Look out for the right palm tree The best line is over the left bunker The green is difficult. Not as difficult as the life of a caddy slave, but still difficult. Look out for the right palm tree It's very hard to clear the left bunker. Aim carefully for the center The green is surrounded by a bunker on this hole. Forget about the bunker and remember the good fight, SUPER CHAMPION!

Golf King

Golf Robot

It's 210 yards to the fairway bunker Try laying up short of it Due to the guard bunker, make your second shot the long one Just focus on the green when driving To improve your score, approach from the left and go for an up and down par If you're not against the wind, go for a birdie This hole is called the Rib Cage because of the rib cage-shaped bunkers that lie at about 330 yards. Aim for the rough on the left to avoid the bunkers The target of your second shot is quite narrow If you do it just right, you'll have an easy birdie The green is surrounded by bunkers on this hole You must concentrate on your 2nd shot Look out for the cactus on the right of the fairway This hole may look difficult but,just remember to drive a long one. Go for a birdie This is a wide green. You can birdie if you judge the distance correct-ly. Put your tee shot\nin the narrow\n3area between the\n3bunker and cactus\n3Just go straight\nand you'll be ok Clear the front bunker by driving 180 yards The green on the other side is 60 yards wide It's not as hard as it looks The left side is quite wide so try slicing from the left You could also just drive straight The bunkers are a problem on this hole, but can handle it Attack aggressively.

It's 210 yards to the fairway bunker Try laying up short of it Due to the robots devious guard bunker, make your second shot the long one Please I beg you, just focus on the green when driving To improve your score, approach from the left and go an up and down par If you're not against the wind, go for a birdie and really put the hurt on those robot creeps This hole is called the Rib Cage because of the rib cage-shaped bunkers that lie at about 330 yards OUT. Aim for the rough on the left to avoid the bunkers The target of your second shot\n3is quite narrow If you do it just right,you'll have an easy birdie The green is surrounded by bunkers on this hole Disregard the hypnotic taunts of your robotic opponents and concentrate on your 2nd shot Look out for the cactus on the right of the fairway, it's a robot and it's armed This hole may look difficult but,just remember to drive a long one. Go for a birdie, my hero SUPER STAR This is a wide green. You can birdie it if you accurately judge the distance and keep in mind the importance of human-dominated golf courses. Put your tee shot in the narrow area between the bunker and cactus Just go straight and you'll be ok, if the robots don't destroy you Clear the front bunker by driving 180 yards The green on the other side is 60 yards wide It's not as hard as it looks. Actually, I'm just trying to keep your confidence up The left side is quite wide so try slicing from the left You could also drive straight, but that's what the robots would expect The bunkers are a problem on this hole, but can handle it. If you don't, you will surely be punished Attack aggressively. DESTROY THE ROBOTS

Golf King

Golf Robot

This is the longest hole Go for par on the hole. However, if you can make birdie you will make up some ground Don't be distracted by Mt. Baldy and hit the ball into the lake You'll end up in the creek if you don't consider the wind Approach from the right to avoid the tree in front of the green Stay in the fairway on this hole Stay in the fairway and go for a birdie Be careful because you are facing to the right Don't worry. It's not as hard as it looks It's narrow but not too far so you can use an iron off the tee You can birdie if you use a club that hits long enough Your score depends on how close you can get to the pin on the 3rd shot This green is tough. Check its slope before approaching The bunkers are easy once you're used to them, but watch out when near the rocks This is the longest Par 3 Have fun on the sloping green ,with your skill I'd aim for the left fairway and try for a birdie ,with your skill I'd aim for the right fairway and try for a birdie Just give it everything you got and the results will follow When using a club that drives long, keep in mind the distance to the creek The fabulous 19th hole awaits at the skyscrapper on the other side of the green. Give it your best shot! Here you need only clear the 1st green Now the final hole. You can do it!

This is the longest hole Go for par on the hole. However, if you can make birdie you will make the human race VERY proud! Don't be distracted by Mt. Baldy and hit the ball into the lake You'll end up in the creek if you don't consider the wind Approach from the right to avoid the tree in front of the green Stay in the fairway on this hole Stay in the fairway and go for a birdie ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? Be careful because you are facing to the right Don't worry. It's not as hard as it looks, it's HARDER It's narrow but not too far so\n3you can use an iron off the tee You can keep hope alive and birdie if you use a club that hits long enough Your score and the future of golf-kind depends on how close you can get to the pin on the 3rd shot This green is tough. Check its slope before approaching The bunkers are easy once you're used to them, but watch out when near the rocks. The robots setup ambushes This is the longest par 3 Have fun on the sloping green. It was modeled after the human brow ,with your amazing ROBOT trained skill, I'd aim for the left fairway and try for a birdie ,you were raised by golfers. With that skill I'd aim for the right fairway and try for a birdie Just give it everything you've got and the results will follow. Boy, we are in BIG trouble When using a club that drives long, keep in mind the distance to the creek The fabulous 19th hole awaits at the SUPER MEGA CORP. skyscraper on the other side of the green. Give it your best shot, it's all riding on YOU! Here you need only clear the 1st green Now the final hole. You can do it, SAVE GOLF FROM THE ROBOTS!!!