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Spider-Man (Windows)

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Title Screen

Spider-Man

Developers: Neversoft, LTI Gray Matter
Publisher: Activision
Platform: Windows
Released internationally: September 19, 2001


DevMessageIcon.png This game has a hidden developer message.


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Just one of Spidey's many adventures. This game was originally developed for the PlayStation but it was later ported to the Nintendo 64, Dreamcast, Windows, Macintosh and Game Boy Color. This particular article will be covering the Windows version of the game.

Hidden Developer Comments

The executable contains a large number of rather amusing—and sometimes vulgar—developer comments and error messages, many of them aimed at some poor developer by the name of Matt Duncan. Given the context, it's highly likely that Matt himself wrote the messages.

0x147A70

numFrames <= 0 illegal. you're under arrest dipshit
NULL pointer to targetPos
no acceleration specified!
fix this mr. matt duncan 
Shitfucker
Background index error
Negative NumBaddies
Bad script command
This shouldn't be zero.  Remove state from table
Hmmm... these aren't equal!  Fire Matt immediately
Unknown die state
something's wrong in the state of denmark

0x14B14B

 jameson
jjjj
What the fuck? Scorp ptr isn't scorp
Can't find ID_BREAK_WALL IDSCRIPTPOINT attached to TO_NEXT_ROOM IDSCRIPTPOINT
No linked nodes to TO_NEXT_ROOM IDSCRIPTPOINT

0x14E120

mysterio
goldfish
Ken'sCircle
NULL pBody sent to CDamagedSoftSpotEffect
No ribbons?
More 16C palettes used than expected
More 256C palettes used than expected
Tried to create two global fade palettes
Region became unusable
Tried to do two fade ups
Repeated softspot
Too Many Softspots on Mysterio
Now how, I said how in the hell did this happen?
Unknown mysterio xa
Unknown xa response
Unknown state
No mysterio.  Fire Matt
softspot
softeyes
Fire Matt after kicking him decidedly in the nutsack

0x15231C

Fire Matt, he fucked up the rhino XA.  Actually, kick him in the nuts first
Unknown difficulty level!
What in the name of God above?

0x152450

No checksum in ID_BREAK_WALL type scriptpoint!
No link through wall into next room!
No link through wall to next room!
no link to next room from node %d
Don't collide with manipobs please
Don't collide with yourself idiot
Not detecting baddy polys!
Stuck again. Emergency fix required
what in the name of Dog?
Scorp tail has changed
Unknown object type in MonitorTail( )
Just how in the name of Jeezus did zis happen?
Not enough slots for collide objects for player and jonah!
No target mode!
Stuck goddammit
What the fuck?

0x155600

Not enough slots.  Fire Matt
sym_dark
Non symbiote sent to CSimbyEmerge
Bad NodeIndex sent to CSimbyDroplet
Hit env obj!
Not in list
symblob
Bad model in SimbyModels
NULL pSimby sent to Simby_SplattyDeath
sym_gen
What the hell?
Unknown impact web xa
Unable to set up stretch to script point!
Unknown attack method
Unknown step in GetToTarget
Unknown substate!
Shit, base is scaling to zero!
sym_base
Where did slinkribbon go
What where'd slinkribbon go?
Unknown substate
Fire matt
Should never get here.  
Demote Matt immediately
Who's been smokin' crack today?
fire matt immediately please


(Source: Cuber456)

Removed Cheat Code?

0x1516F8

J James Jewett  RULUR

Found with the rest of the game's cheats in the executable file. In the PlayStation version, this would unlock Joel James Jewett, the head of Neversoft, in the character viewer. However, entering this cheat in the Windows version doesn't do anything.