The Simpsons: Hit & Run/Unused Voice Clips/Mission-Related Dialogue

This is a sub-page of The Simpsons: Hit & Run/Unused Voice Clips.

Mission-Specific Dialogue

The Fat and The Furious (1-7)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_there_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m7		"There he is!"

This most likely would've been used after winning the race against Smithers.

Level 1 Checkpoint Race (1-SR3)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_pass_1_convinit_ral_l1r3		"Oh, my face is all hurty!"

This would've played in some part of the Level 1 checkpoint race. Since the "c_pass" filename is not used in any other voice line, it's possible this would've been a replacement for Patty's voice lines for completing the individual race.

Detention Deficit Disorder (2-1)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_grade_1_convinit_skn_l2m1		"Bart Simpson, drive that car back to your fourth grade class at once!"
c_grade_2_convinit_brt_l2m1		"Oh! He's like an unstoppable school-making-me-attend guy!"

This dialogue would've taken place when Skinner begins chasing Bart, but was replaced by a different set of lines.

Bonfire of the Manatees (3-3)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_cud_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m3		"Hooray! That was the last one! Now Krusty Burger will have to consider a moss-based substitute!"
c_cud_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3		"This is a moment of joy for us both!"
c_cud_3_noboxconv_clt_l3m3		"Damn city folk and your hostile takeovers!"
c_cud_4_noboxconv_lis_l3m3		"Uh oh, that's one angry agrarian! Punch it, Apu!"

This conversation was to be used after getting all the roadkill, but it was replaced with a different two-line conversation. The cut dialogue might imply there was originally going to be a chase sequence in the mission.

Fishy Deals (3-6)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_free_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6		"Run free! No wait- swim free!"
c_hook_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6		"May your days be filled with hook-free worms!"
c_school_1_convinit_lis_l3m6		"Back to school for you! School of fish, that is."
c_swim_1_noboxconv_lis_l3m6		"Swim, swim like the wind!"

Extra dialogue that would've played for picking up the fish. Most likely unused due to the amount of dialogue already used in the mission.

Ketchup Logic (4-3)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_ketchup_1_noboxconv_mrg_l4m3		"Mmh, why don't we go to the supermarket? They'll have ketchup."
c_ketchup_2_noboxconv_clt_l4m3		"Packet ketchup?"
c_ketchup_3_noboxconv_mrg_l4m3		"In bottlesǃ"
c_ketchup_4_noboxconv_clt_l4m3		"Now I done heard of everything."

Conversation that never appeared in Ketchup Logic. It was most likely going to be the third conversation for collecting the ketchup packets.

Eight Is Too Much (5-3)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_heehee_1_convinit_hom_l5m3		"Thank you, come againǃ Heeheeheeǃ"

Likely intended to be used after buying the Car Built For Homer to start the mission.

This Little Piggy (5-4)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_seedy_1_convinit_apu_l5m4		"Perhaps I should consult someone with connections to Springfield's seedy underbelly."

This could have possibly played after arriving at the DMV in "This Little Piggy".

Kwik Cash (5-6)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_arrest_1_noboxconv_wig_l5m6		"Alright you murderous thug, kindly pull over and let me arrest you!"

This would have been used during one of Wiggum's chase sequences against Apu and Snake.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_thug_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m6		"Thank you, chase again!"
c_thug_2_noboxconv_snk_l5m6		"Eat fumes, copper!"

Presumably intended for when the player loses Wiggum.

Duff For Me, Duff For You (6-4)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_extra_1_convinit_brt_l6m4		"Before I sneak in there I'd better change into my extra-curricular pyjamas"

It appears that this mission would have originally needed a costume, presumably the Bartman costume.

Rigor Motors (7-1)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_psychotic_1_convinit_hom_l7m1		"Now to kick some zombie butt! With a little help from my most psychotic friend, Moe!"

This would have most likely played after picking up the boards from Cletus' house.

Alien "Auto"topsy Part I (7-5)

File Name	Audio	Transcript
c_clever_1_convinit_hom_l7m5		"Uh oh, it's that evil black car! I've got to get that waste before he wastes me!"

This would have been used in another alien car chase or race. It's worth noting the mission number is given as L7M5 (Alien Auto-topsy Part 1) which does not include a race normally.

Time Dialogue

This type of dialogue plays in the last 10 seconds of the final stage of a mission, for example during "Fishy Deals". Most characters have a use, however Wiggum never has an opportunity to use it since he is only a driver during level 1 and in 3-5, where it does not apply since the last stage does not have a timer.

Wiggum

File Name	Audio	Transcript
d_time_wig_01		"Come on, come on! I'm gonna be late for a beating!"
d_time_wig_02		"I guess that's what you get when you have to drive to speed limit"
d_time_wig_03		"Drive. With extreme prejudice!"

AI Win/Lose Dialogue

v_mfail

v_mfail is used for when the player fails a mission, thus the AI are victorious. These are only ever triggered when the player loses to a character in a race, meaning that characters with this dialogue that are not raced have this dialogue go unused.

Cletus

Cletus has a total of 3 mission failure dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mfail_clt_bested		"You've been bested by your intellectual superior"
v_mfail_clt_blame		"I win! I'm gonna celebrate with some possum pie!"
v_mfail_clt_how		"Wow! How'd I do that?"

v_mvic

These are supposed to be played when the player successfully completes a mission, thus the AI are disappointed, but they never play for any character with this dialogue.

Cletus

Cletus has a total of 4 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_clt_01		"You've shouldn' have ought'a done that! Uh-oh."
v_mvic_clt_bail		"For the first time in ma'h life, I feel like a loser."
v_mvic_clt_dang		"Oh, double-dang it!"
v_mvic_clt_rise		"Well if that ain't a slippery hog, I don't know what it is"

Skinner

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_skn_blame		"I'll have to take this defeat out on my paint-by-numbers."
v_mvic_skn_children		"You and/or your children will pay for this!"
v_mvic_skn_childrena		"You and/or your children will pay for this."
v_mvic_skn_mad		"Oh, mother will be peeved for sure."
v_mvic_skn_mada		"Mother will be peeved, that's for sure."
v_mvic_skn_release		"If I didn't have a chalk-related stress injury I'd have won."

Smithers

Smithers has a total of 5 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_smi_01		"I dunno how you do it, but I love it!"
v_mvic_smi_02		"I am in awe of you."
v_mvic_smi_03		"I will give you a tube of facescrub if you tell me your secret!"
v_mvic_smi_04		"Sup-Erb!"
v_mvic_smi_05		"Damn you and your plucky nature."

Snake

Snake has a total of 3 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_snk_parol		"I am so going to shank you!"
v_mvic_snk_prison		"It looks like it's back to prison for me."
v_mvic_snk_victim		"At least most of MY crimes were victimless!"