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41	I'll just pour in this water. Easy does it...Whoa! Singe City!
47	Well I don't suppose it would hurt that much. The strong, abrasive edge of the coffee will probably mask the chalky aftertaste of the paint. At least it LOOKS like milk and it does a body good.
56	I may have something there, but the remote only works in the main room, close to the TV.
57	Yes, this might fool that rookie Norm out on the landing. Pecking bird plus stubborn remote equals permanently on TV! Yo dude, Dudewe're in there!
58	(Norm outside): Hey! what's going on in there? Turn that TV back on Mister and enjoy it!
59	(Norm outside): HEY! You in there! You listen to that TV, or you'll get another week in the pen!
60	(Norm outside): Hey Mister! turn that TV on. Listen and obey!
61	(Norm outside): Turn that TV right back on,! you hear? I'll be in if you don't! Stay Normal!
62	(Norm outside): I won't warn you again, mister! Who am I, the United Nations?! Turn that TV on, or I'm coming in!
63	(Norm outside): Norm 7462 to Base. We have a citizen displaying abnormal behaviourbehavior. Request assistance.
64	(Norm outside): Hey Mister! Once I find that key, I'm coming in to teach you to obey!
65	(Norm outside): Turn that TV on, mister! You're only making it worse for yourself. Do You want to go back to the pen?
69	Oh man, that TV's turned itself off again. I've just got to find a way to keep it on.
86	I think I can make out the tiniest of fissures in the side, though it might be a trick of the light. I've got a terrible sinking feeling about all this, and the mud is only partly responsible. Wait a second! There's a conveyor belt feeding into the top of this thing. If I could find out where that conveyer starts....
92	Intimidating Sofa
101	I suppose this must be the creature's eye.Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something.Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... A green eye?my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Hmmmm...Let's see if it's interactive. Well if this thing is interactive, you just press the eye to watch the display. Here goes...I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
102	JEEZ!Yeah, right on. I have never seen such an evocative and compelling rendering of the most basic human emotion - jealousy. The green eye, the boiling rage, it all adds up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed thingswhatchamacallits I've have ever seen!
109	AdminAdministration Pedestal.
117	Ah, Mr. Harry Zontal, I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable in our Hospitality NicheCenter.
118	WellWhoa, Mr. Zontal, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. Why I haven't seen such finely -honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon 'Tubs'"Smasher" Hodgson worked here., and he could break things in his sleep, literally.! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine. Why don't you spend the rest of the day browsing around our premises?
125	As much as I would like to sample the delicate bouquet and flavourflavor sealed within, I don't have a can opener.
141	Beat it kidchild! I'm far too important to talk to you!
173	It won't budge! I suppose I really do need an ID card. All right.
174	That's funny! The door still won't open! I wonder what's behind it and how I can get in?
175	There's just nowhere to insert it!
184	PotPotted plant
189	Hey, it's Barbara Barbie! I remember watching her on 'Minor-Celebrity Triangles'!What a hot chick. She was always a guest on that stupid show "Love Cruise." That was one of those Miss Spelling productions.
190	Get lost, kid! This show's live!
193	He looks like one of those presenters that look great on TV but are deeply boring and self-centredcentered off-camera.
194	And now we have a very important video clip of the latest best-selling single by Brian Deluge....
202	Locked HaspHinge
217	RAARG! YURG! ROAR!..... WOW!Whoa!!! What was that stuff? That is potent blackcurrant juice!It was Potent!
229	I'm very tempted to go and hit someone, but I can resist the temptation... I can find my inner peace and salvation...but barely!.
231	Unlocked HaspHinge
234	A key without a lock is like a bar without beer! or...a gun without bullets, or...a card without a deck!
235	I've got to go unlock that hasp first!
243	MangyVery Old Lettuce
276	Excuse me, Mr. Johnson? Er... I don't want to take up much of your time, but...
278	Sorry. Well... er... You see Mr. Sir Man, I have this video that I've been told that has to be played today.
280	Er...Well, I don't know what's on it. The orders came from... er... Mr. Nystalux himself!
281	Ah! Right. Well, I'm too busy right now. Take it to the studio. Here, you'll need this card.
282	Thank you very much, Sir.
283	BegoneBe gone with you! I'm very busy!
325	Excuse me....
328	ThanksYes, and thank you so much for your help.
333	But this IS a TV station, is it not?
335	Oh, ok.right then.. So, sorry to trouble you Miss.
337	Er...Excuse me, by the way.... Can I ask you if you want to go out when this game is over?
339	I'd forget about him.Well I'd forget about him. I'm more fun to be with.I'd be a whole heck of a lot more fun.
340	Er... my 7 FEETfoot tall, BODYBUILDINGbody building boyfriend won't agree!
341	Ah, yes...You know you've got a good point there. you're probably right. Never mind, it was just a thought.You're probably right, never mind.
345	Er... no, but I do have a very important video tape.
351	ThanksYou're the greatest.
626	BeansBean Splat
628	Rat in WasherWashing Machine
652	What from here? Yeah! Get real!
681	BollardTraffic Signal
683	BollardTraffic Signal
694	TarpaulinTent
697	Person.
706	I'm not a trashman! I'm a scientist! So back off!
707	No way! I'm not touching that stuff! Would you go picking things up from sewers?You might pick things up in sewers, but don't drag me down with you. I'm not goin'.
725	NoticeboardNotice Board
759	You think I should act in this soap? No way, not this trash!No way, not in this trash! I'd rather go to an Elevator-Musak concert!I'd rather play polka.
765	If I just take these screws out I could.... There, yeah, that's done it. Pull these planks away and... great! I can climb right through now!
801	Yeah, get real!
821	AdvertAdvertisement
822	Yeah. If I took that off the wall, there'd be a faded patch for sure.
824	AdvertAdvertisement
826	AdvertAdvertisement
828	AdvertAdvertisement
830	AdvertAdvertisement
832	AdvertAdvertisement
877	I don't think that would do any good at all.
880	I see that you have made yourself more than comfortable, in our Hospitality NicheCenter?
881	Whoa, you certainly know how to make an impact, don't you? Wow! I'd like to be the first to congratulate you on getting a job in the prestigious Plush-Rest Test Department. Why I haven't seen such finely-honed destructive skills as yours since old Gordon "Smasher" Hodgson worked here, and he could break things in his sleep, - literally! I mean I think that you will fit in here just fine.
882	Why, follow me and I'll take you to the our cosy little Test Department. There you can just have a look around.
883	GreatRight on!
884	WhohWhoa! Whah! Oh no! AAARGH! Very scary.
885	OW! That nasty critter bit me!That horrible thing bit me!
888	Pick the lock? I guess I can do that. I'm a resourceful type a guy...
894	Ohhhh, it's good to be home again.
899	YurgUgh! All of a sudden I don't feel hungry all of a sudden!
915	Not now, kid! Not now! Running a Test Department is a serious business and involves a great deal of concentration....
918	Well, Mr. Brinkler, Sir, I'm, er...I'm very glad to...ah, you know...
919	PLEASE, call me Tiddler. Everyone around here does. It helps to create the kind of "Working family atmosphere" you'll come to appreciate. Now, tell me why did you apply for this job? and what have you got to offer us?
925	I think it's eye runny, or something like that!Oh, tell you a secret, boy. Tell you a secret boy...I haven't the slightest idea. I've never really understood it myself.I just started answering to it.
927	FIRE RISK! This aintain't no fire risk, boy! It displays skill and dedication. It's the finest example of how this job should be done! Those damn Waste Engineers are so efficient, as soon as anything gets broke, it's on its way to the grinders. I can't show my boys how it should be done!
930	Not over THEM, Son. They're weird, even unapproachable. I mean I tried in the past and they said they had their orders direct from the Directors. I love this job, Son, I don't want to get fired. I don't know what else I'd do.
932	I seem to have broken quite a lot of furniture myself today. I found some strange stuff amongst the debris. Perhaps that's why they like to get it out of the way quickly?.
933	Well, what kind of stuff did you find?
934	Well, I discovered a couple of gizmos., you know what I mean? I don't know what they do thoughbut they're neat. All I can hear is a strange whispering noise when I hold it close to my ear. Here, listen...check it out.
935	Oh yes, I've got it. Maybe it's a device for making a strange whispering noise. No... hang on. On second thoughts I feel a little weird when you hold it up so close. Maybe it's a relaxation device, Son. I feel sort of drained. I aintain't never seen one before, and that's how good our Waste Engineers are.
936	Let me ask you a little question. What exactly are Waste Engineers?
937	Well, ah... they're the guys who make sure that none of the stuff we bust is left around for more 'nthan a minute. They're a division of the Norm Trooper Army.
939	Not sure really. Maybe it's an insurance thing. Splinters and such can be deadly I understand. Leader Paul makes the orders. We just follow 'em.
941	Well, er... Thanks for all that.
971	Closed HatchHinge
979	I don'tdo not speak to wimps!
995	Hey fatty....how's it goinghangin'?
996	Eh? Oh not too well my well-upholstered friend. We're all on strike, hence the relative quiet around this department. No one is going to break anything, especially the picket line we plan to set up after the meeting that's going on now.
1000	This guy looks like he means business!.
1002	Why won't you let me pastpass? Why can't I go in there? Mr. Brinkler said I could look around.
1005	What is that in there? Could I just have a little peek? I promise I won't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret. ...please?
1008	Oh, well fine! Where do I get a badge then? Oh, never mind!Actually, forget it! I didn't want to go in there anyway!I don't need no stinking badge. I didn't want to go in there anyway.
1046	I...I can't reach.
1049	Pwoooarh! There's still a horrible stench coming up through that hole in the bath!
1065	Hmmm... Where should I go? I think I have a map on me somewhere...
1077	Frustrated?Want to meet some people who share the same interests? Want to meet some like-minded individuals? Want to do something about the state of the city? Get a job and snoop around Plush-Rest. You'll find a group in one of the dumpsters around the back.Then don't just sit being bored at home, get down to the third dumpster in the dingy alley behind the Plush-Rest Furniture Factory.
1079	Do you crave for a plush posterior perch? Are you unhealthily heavy? Then come and work in our Test Department. Good shifts, lots of sitting, as much food as you can eat, and hear this: you get paid for it! See Mr. Brinkler right away. Remember the Plush-Rest Motto:
1081	Today's show will go live toin the entire city. No hitches, right?!
1083	You have violated the penal code: Section 491223, section 86, clause 15, subsection 7, paragraph 9, note D: "Escaping an Apartment.". Turn yourself in to the nearest Norm precinct for immediate return to the Blue Pen.
1087	A key. Hmmm.... this could be the key to the whole problem! Get it? Ha, ha, ha.
1147	Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the unique Slumba-Swift System. No more tossing and turning,! No more plumping up the pillows...!
1156	Simply program in the amount of sleep you require, turn it on, and let the bed do the rest. You'll sleep like a log and awaken fresh and ready for the great day ahead!.
1159	With this current sender connected to the battery, I should be able to power something. Now... what?
1162	Hmmm.... Hmm...if I wire this to this.... ...yes,! I do believe I have the ability to generate power!
1163	I don't think that will work!.
1164	I'll jutjust leave it here as a potential power source for the bed.
1168	FuelcanFuel can
1194	T-shirt
1197	This could be useful in fooling that silly woman at Plush-Rest. She seems likely to believe everything she reads.
1205	AHHH! Too loud! I'm gonna bill Deluge for my speakers if I ever see him. Great song though. NA NI NA...... My car's got no wheels, but I'm still rolling.....
1211	Yeah...me and who else? Be realistic.
1213	I don't feel tired right now.Why would I want to do that?
1214	OK. It's important to be comfy wherever you go.At least I'll have something to sit on when I'm thrown back in the pen.
1215	I seem to remember these things coming with the apartment. They're getting a kinda lumpy. Gravity is an unkind mistress even to even inanimate objects.
1216	I can't get it to shiftbudge without the keys, and I don't think I'll be seeing those for about a week. Whoever made this hoveldeath trap thought very seriously about home security.
1218	It's locked, and I don't have the keyskey. Besides, there's a Norm outside.
1219	It doesn'tdoes not work.
1224	I thought of drinking it once, but I don't think that would be a good idea!I thought of drinking it once, but it might be habit forming.
1225	Oh, no thanks, it's surprisingly heavy.
1226	Whoa, it's very relaxing watching this all day. Oh, yeah... wowwhoa, trippy.
1229	My pecking bird toy connected to the TV remote. It's merrily pecking away and keeping the TV on for me.
1232	Top class speakers these. All right, they're cheap really!These are the best speakers practically no money can buy.
1233	Well these are no good to anyone now!
1235	I've trashed them! I blame that Brian Deluge.!
1241	Doesn't time pass slowlyreally slow when you're having fun!
1244	It's a jar of old white paint. Unfortunately I added a little too much water to the mixture and it resembles fat free milk now.
1246	It extracts smells from my bathroom., and believe me...it ain't nearly big enough!
1247	If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I wouldn't know what to do with it.If I filled it with water it would make a good bath, otherwise, I don't have a clue.
1248	How do you expect me to carry that? It's too heavy.
1251	Check it. It's bolted to the wall.
1252	I think itthat's a burglar alarm.
1254	Uh-huhNah! I might drop it and BUST it! Ha, ha, ha. Get it? BUST! Ha, ha, ha.
1255	It's so badly made I havendon't have a clue who it is. Possibly, Michael Jackson.
1259	No, no, no. I want to make sure that this gets read.
1260	No,no, no. I want to make sure that this gets read.
1261	I never learned to type, and I don't see the point in learning right now. So, forget it!
1262	And risk the wrath of this woman? Oh, no way! I've risked the wrath of women before...'Hell hath no fury...'
1263	Boring! Computers are boring, boring, boring, boring, boring! No computer class for me.
1264	I can't reach it. And anyway, that would be theft!
1266	TVN - Television Normality. What an inspiring name! Makes me want to sleep.
1267	I'd water it if I could. Looks a little dry.
1268	If I touch that it will disintegrate. I don't want the death of that plant on my conscience.
1269	Someone is not very green-fingered thumbed around here. Plants should be there to inspire and motivate the workforcework force
1270	What can I do with a shrub? Yeah?!
1271	I'm not very interested in horticulture right now. Thank you very much!
1272	It's a Bonsai tree. How nicecool. Just like that little Chinese man made in that movie.
1273	I just wouldn't know what to do with all thisthat stuff!
1274	What, tuck this lot in my pockets? Get real!Sure, I'll just stuff all this in my pockets. Then everybody can ask me, "Is that stuff in your pockets or are you just happy to see me?"
1275	Oh, there's some real cool stuff here. WhohWhoa, I could make some great home movies with this junk!
1278	No way!Ut-uh.
1280	No way!Ut-uh.
1282	If I sit on that, I won't want to get up again.If I sit on that, I won't be getting up again, real soon.
1283	What wouldam I supposed to do with it?!
1284	That's cool. A bean bag shaped like a burger! What's there gonna be next, a giant weenie?
1285	It's a door!. Exciting.
1286	It's attached to the wall! No can do.
1287	I think this is a wallmini-fridge? Nifty!
1288	Yeah, get real!
1289	Oh, I wish I hadndidn't openedopen this fridge, now that I know what's inside! And believe me, it's no pretty sight.
1290	Yeah?! I'm not drinking from that dirty thing!
1292	It's an old mug, and very dirty. Hasn't anyone everhere heard of a dishwasher? You know, they clean things??
1293	Who do you think I am? A trashman?Trashman Sam? I don't clean your garbage! I don't clean garbage for nobody!
1294	Hey! Don't talk Trash! Get it? Ha ha.
1296	Hey, respectit's the deadKing man! I dig that! I believe in him. I believe he's alive. I believe in those sightings!
1297	Uh-huhUh. Leave The King alonebe. Long Live the King! Hail, Rock-n-Roll!
1298	It's the King himself, looks rather the worse for wear.Whoa! Check it! It's the King himself! Although he looks like the later version of Elvis.
1299	I'd need a key to open that. I'm afraid my fingernails aren't up to picking the lock!
1300	It's riveted to the fridge, and that's is FAR too heavy!
1301	This hasp is keeping the fridge locked. Who'd in their right mind would lock a fridge?
1305	LookYeah. Listen, I rarely eat things out of My OWN fridge, let alone a strangers? Who knows what kind of mold is growing in those shelves!
1307	Why does every fridge have to have the obligatory shrivelled lettuce? Why are there so many cliches in this game? Why am I even asking?I think it's lettuce and the key word there is THINK!
1308	No thanks.Oh, no thanks. I wouldn't want to drink a new lifeform!I'm not drinking that! I think it's looking for some type of host.
1309	Nah!Ut-uh.
1310	Well this WAS milk at one time! Now I think it's got a heartbeat!new life form now, possibly Frosty the Milkman.
1311	I can just manage to lift it. Aha, there's a blue box under here! Yeah! Scoreage!
1312	I can do that... I think. YesYeah, yeah totally, there's a blue box under here!
1313	A traffic control bollardsignal. Well, what in God's name is it doing down here?
1314	I've no use for thatit.
1318	Yeah, get real!
1319	I wonder where these doors lead? To a secret smuggler's hideout, I bet! Or I know, a gang of terrorists! A bunch of people with guns and machines and they want to kill everyone they see and slit their throats and blood and guts!!!
1320	I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a washbath this morningmonth.
1321	I don't feel thirsty, and besides I already had a washbath this morningmonth.
1322	I wouldn't fancyreally dig a swim in here! Mr. Otter doesn't seem to mind it though.
1323	Sorry, I don't have a use for this right now. Check back later.
1324	Sorry, I don't have a use for this right now.
1328	It's a tiny box with a lock. Not very well made, I might add!
1329	I've no use for thatit.
1332	I don't want to play with it. You know how clumsy I am! I'll just make one little slip and whoops there it goes!
1333	Uh-huhUh. It looks delicate.
1334	I think it's a model of an atom. Yes, Deuterium-7 I think!Not a bomb, relax! You know, chemistry stuff.
1335	I'd better not touch it. At school I usually ended up blowing up the lab or filling it with smelly smoke! I don't want to cause any more disasters - right now.
1336	I don't think Heather would like it if I did.I don't think Heather would be too keen on that one.
1337	WOW! This looks like great fun. I used to love Chemistry at school! Although, it wasn't too crazy about me!
1338	It's a door!. Exciting.
1339	Uh-huhUh! It's useless now, thanks to me playing Einstein!
1340	It's no use to me. Or anyone, in fact!Or anyone, as far as that matters!
1341	Whoops! I've turned that wonderful invention into a smoking ruin. Whoops!
1344	This is either a magical potion that will give me endless wishes, or it's humble fruit juice!What am I... a rocket scientist? I have no idea what this is!
1346	I'd better not.I don't want it.
1347	I guess he watches a lot of TV.Whoa, this guy watches too much TV. Where does he get the power from?
1348	If I do, I might send this baby crashing to the ground! No way, not gonna do it!
1351	I've never figured out how this works. MaybeSo, possibly, it doesn't? Nah!
1352	What, rip it off the wall? Are you batty?
1353	I think this enablesallows people to talk to me when I'm inside, but no one's ever bothered.
1356	This keeps my padapartment fed with stale, dry air, normal!
1357	A mother always told me not to play with electricity!
1358	Yeah, get real!
1359	I think this feeds the power to my placeapartment.
1360	I can push these buttons until I'm blue in the face. ThatThe elevator won'tstill will not come!
1361	Oh no, I could never do that. That would be vandalism! No, no, no, not I!
1362	These sticky, dirty buttons onceat one time called the elevator.
1363	I just have no use for it.
1366	That would look too cool in my kitchen.
1369	WhoahWhoa! No way! Get serious!
1370	"For an electrifying evening in front of the TV.." T.V....what? This is a joke, right? They can't make electric chairs?!
1371	I could make a nice tableclothtable cloth out of one!, or a quilt?.
1373	WowWhoa! They really give the place some presence. Who'd believe this could be a humble factory?!.
1374	It's a door...exciting. Exciting!
1375	It's so locked.
1376	"PRIVATE?" I wonder what's through here...?
1378	The door to the car park.Whoa! It's cold out there.The door to the parking lot. It's pretty cold out there.
1379	I can't reach them up there!.
1380	I would if I had arms thirty feet long!.
1382	Perhaps I could put a stupid message on it, like, "Kent wuz erehere."?
1383	I don't think so!.
1384	I love these things.! I've always wanted one outside my apartment. It could tell the Norm'sNorms where to go!.
1385	There's not much I cancould do with it. I'm not a lighting technician.
1388	YesOh, yeah! I could use a woman like that!, or any woman for that matter.
1389	I'd pick her up any day!, any way.
1391	BLECHH!UGH! This stuff is totally disgusting!This stuff is totally grodie! I think the only person this could refresh would have to have spent the last 20 years of his life dedicated to eating nothing but dry crackers!I wouldn't drink this stuff even if I'd spent the last twenty years eating nothing but dried salted crackers!
1392	These cups are terrible. As soon as you pick it up it goes all squashy and leaks water downon your arm.
1393	It's luke warm and smells of plastic.It's like, lukewarm and it smells of...plastic?
1394	Hmmmm...You know, getting to that chute could be a way intoto the dumpster.
1401	If I turnedturn that fan on, I'd be blown clear across the city!.
1402	Wow! I'd have plenty of fresh air if I installed one of those in my apartment!.
1403	I don't agree with drinking from dubious containers!, thanks.
1406	I could sneak in..., except it's bricked up!. Are you blind... or just incredibly stupid?!?
1407	Unfortunately, it's bricked up.
1409	Nah!.
1410	It's straight to the point, isn't it?. If I had a vehicle, I wouldn't park it here, even if all the spaces werewhere empty!.
1412	Huh, what for?
1414	What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it? Cool.
1416	This must be the dumpster referred to in that strange note. I can't see any way in!. There are some footfootprints prints in the mud near the base, but they disappear when they hit the wallwater. Maybe someone's is having a little joke with me,. Someone with a shoe on a stick!.
1417	It's mine! Mine, I tell you!
1418	Whoa! If it isn't the famous remains of some furniture. Don't see what the fuss is all about!.
1419	I can't use the case, and I can't get to thatthe debris inside.
1421	Judging by all those winkingblinking lights, I'd say that there's is an alarm on this case. "Touch this and die!" ...charming!.
1422	There's no point., I've got that ruined chair now!.
1424	That was a cool idea of mine to get that broken chair out!.
1425	It's on already!.
1426	This thing's useless!. I might need that current receiver though.
1427	Nice little radio. The tuning knob's missing though. Looks like it's Opera or nothing. It's using a current receiver, plugged into the back. Might be why it sounds terrible.
1428	It's just no good without that current receiver.
1430	At least it's not playing Opera anymore!.
1431	It's better not to break it., an alarm is bound to go off.
1432	"IN CASE OF SNACK ATTACK, BREAK GLASS."...Hmm. Hmmmm.
1433	Blueprints are boring to me in any color.
1435	LooksSeems like a blueprint for a chair. It says here, "OUR MOST SUCCESSFUL PRODUCT.". Well, I guess everyone needs chairs, don't they.
1436	I've just no use for that. Besides, I have a swimming certificate of my very own.
1438	It's TiddlersTiddler's certificate, showing him to be a member of the Testers Union.
1441	I don't need it, and I expect Tiddler does!.
1442	That's Tiddler! Wow, I bet he's proud to be featured in "New Porker" Magazine!.
1444	I can't steal Tiddler's pride and joy!.
1445	Tiddler's medal for winning the Neutropolis eating competition.? Wow, that's impressive!
1447	That must weigh a tonne! Kinda like the guys that use it, I bet.That must weigh a ton; rather like the guys that use it, I suspect.
1448	It's a weighing machine. The smallest weight is 250 pounds ...whoa!
1449	I can't. - It's all just painted on the wall!.
1450	I can't. - It's painted on the wall.
1451	Wait a minute!. All the furniture in this place is just painted on the walls!.
1454	Wh... what for?
1455	Interesting idea.Interesting idea! I could reuse it when I take a vacation. Oh I forgot, I've never had a vacation!I could reuse it when I take a vacation...if I knew what a vacation was.
1456	"Wi...wish you were here".
1458	Hey thanks, but no thanks.
1459	Strange! This postcard is back- to- front. I wonder if it's valuable?; rarity value and all that?.
1460	There's is a bigmajor dent in this door.
1461	I've already got two, but thanks.
1463	Now I've seen it all!.
1464	Ugh! No way am I using another guydude's underwear!
1465	I'm not touching them.I'm not even touching 'em! I don't know where they've been.I don't know where they've been! Well I do actually... and that's why I'm not going near them!Well, I do and that's why I'm not gonna' wear them.
1466	Whoa... that's is disgusting!
1469	Whoa, it's "Mr. Greedy", the test department's mascot.
1470	I'm not sure I really wantwanna to know about changing room cubicles.!
1471	Do I really want to go in there?Do I really, really, really, really wanna go in there?
1472	I hope no one's in thesethose cubicles that I'm snooping around in!.
1474	My gosh! It's a toilet.!
1475	I've seen enough doors to know what they are!.
1476	I can't reach it!.
1479	GeezGees, this is heavy! I can just manage it dudes!
1480	Now that's one huge battery!
1481	MessingWhoa, messin' around here could blackout the entire factory!.
1483	Yeah, right! I can't manage my own life, let alone other peoples!.
1484	If I removedremove the roster, there could be chaos!.
1485	Some of these guys are scheduled for seven dinners a day!.
1486	I have no use for it.!
1488	I had no intention of drinking green slime!.
1490	I'm not into pin-ups!.
1491	It's smasher,! One of the all- time top testers at the factory. Wow! ...my hero!
1492	Oh yesyeah, I love to eat my lard every day!.
1493	Oh, no thanks.
1494	What a great advertadvertisement for lard. Such a cool foodconsumable, much better and greasier than *FOOD*!*.
1495	It just won't budge.!
1496	The kitchen is through here. AhOh well, I supposeguess I'll have to wait to get a bite to eat.
1500	I can watch the factory machines at work from here. Fascinating. .....(yawn!).
1502	Why does someone want to watch some dumpsters.Why would somebody wanna watch some dumpsters? What a bunch of garbage! Ha ha, get it?!Utter rubbish...get it?
1503	It won't open!.
1504	I could have a little snoop in here....
1505	I can't figure out what it does!. Any ideas brain surgeon?
1506	HmmmHmm... lots of little switches and stuff to foolmess around with.
1507	What doam I supposed to do with it?
1508	I'm am not peeling that off the wall!.
1509	I wouldn't describe this as paradise. Come to think of it, I've no idea what paradise is!Come to think of it, I don't know what paradise is.
1519	Yes, a coin will just roll in here nicely.; and there she goes....
1522	Yeah, I'm not putting anyanymore more money in there.
1524	Corny, - an electricity meter in a power station. Yeah!
1527	Whoa, what do I do with them?
1529	Flashing lights.! Something radical and exciting is going on!
1532	Oh, nothing happened. What a let down!.
1533	WhoahWhoa! Action! Wow!, we have power!. All systems go!
1536	They'reThere too tough to break into.
1538	These must be the mood wires, or whatever it was they were telling me?.
1542	I bet there's something useful in here.
1548	How can you pick up a hole?!?
1549	What on Earth made this hole? Look'sLooks like an explosion!
1553	This is bricked up good and tightproper. I guess there's no way out.
1558	ThisThat looks like an important control panel.
1561	Ew! I don't want to touch that.
1562	Yeah! Who do you think I am? Atlas?!
1567	SpannerWrench
1574	Ah, the poor little thing.Ah, the poor little guy. Someone's strung him up and left him to die!Someone's strung him up and left him for dead.
1588	I doncan't reallysay I know what to do with it.
1589	OK, I can unscrew it. Ow! ItThat's hot!
1591	Aha! A control box. Let's takehave a look.
1592	Of all things, it's a piece of wire.
1594	OKAll right, the wire's firmly attached. Now I need to connect it to a power source. Shouldn't be difficult in a power station!
1595	What good would that do? I need to connect the other end of the wire to something else!
1596	Great, now to connect the other end to something... This socket should doprovide power.
1597	Oh, I just don't think that would do any good! at all.
1598	It's working now. I'll leave it alone.Let it be, let it be.
1599	Yeah! I'm not picking that up whilstwhile it's spinning around like a dervish!
1600	YupOh yeah, it's definitely a turbine.
1601	Excellent! The circuit board has power now, and my work is nearly donethrough!
1602	Short circuiting that was easy!.
1603	I just can't seem to figure thatit out!.
1606	I've done all that, but there's still something that still needs to be done. I think it needs power.
1607	Ah that wouldn't help at all, dude!
1618	I think this is a really ancient TV set. Wow! Weren't they primitive in those days?
1620	OrnamentLamp
1625	I'm not planning on moving housejust yet. Thanks.
1626	Thanks, but no thanks.
1632	Uh-huhuh! I don't want to cause any damage!
1666	Yo babe. Use the slider to alter the volume of in-game speech.
1667	Now look. The larger you set this value (using the slider), the quicker messages will scroll, (i.e., the quicker you must read them). But if you set to zero, you'll will have to click through every message.
1669	The number of minutes after which your game-state will automatically be saved. You can load it from the Load Game Screen. Warning! If set to OFF, there will be NO Autosave.
1670	The number of minutes of no interaction after which the screensaver will engage. Listen up people. If set to OFF, the screensaver will never engage.
1671	Hi-res : Hi-res in game. Lo. Hey, that looks cool! Lo-res : Lo-res in game. (is quicker) .
1672	Speech : Speech and no text. Text. Text : Text and no speech. Both. Both : Speech and text. What will they think of next?
1673	Hey, it's simple. All auxiliary screens (like this one), and cut-scene animation will be shown in either SVGA hi-res (640 x 400) or VGA (320 x 400). SVGA's much better.
1674	If set to OFF, all objects that can be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them.If set to OFF, all objects that can not be manipulated in the game will NOT be identified when the mouse moves over them. This makes the game much more difficult.This is really going to be hard.
1696	TurdDoggie Dirt
1700	I've never seen this store open. Manjana, Manjana...before.
1705	Nothing new here! You call that news? Ha!
1715	I can't not do that.
1716	I remember this club being open, until 'Our Glorious Leader' closed it after a week. Disco itself would have closed it a week later!
1723	This looks like more like my type of film... blood and guts and... bootsbabes! Yeah!
1726	They're shut. Just like everything else in this damn street!
1727	This cinema'smovie theater has been closed all my life. Ah well... sigh!
1730	I don't collect film posters. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
1735	YawnBoring! Nope.I don't think so!
1736	I'd rather have a kick in the teeth!Yeah?! I'd rather have my butt kicked!
1759	It's substantially bricked up very firmly.
1763	The shop's open now. Yeah, right on! Cool!
1774	Cash TillRegister
1775	NahOh no! Theft is morally wrong!
1776	Nah!Oh no. Theft is morally wrong!
1777	Probably empty. He doesn't seem to have many customers. Well,,,... none at all reallyactually.
1782	Sorry, I'm not tall enough to reach it.
1783	This could lead somewhere useful. Trouble is, I can't reach it!.
1787	Ut-uh-huh!
1791	I wonder what's through there? Maybe a way to reach that substation?.
1794	MicroMini-TV
1796	Hey there. That's a mighty small TV. I don't really need one, but it seems like a good bargain.
1799	I wonder what's in herethere...?
1806	Well, I can't reach it whilstwhile this guy's around.
1814	Yeah, down we go...
1817	NahOh no! I can use it to reach that hatch now.
1828	Uh-huhuh. This looks too important!
1829	This looks like a real sophisticated piece of equipment. It's a fully automated broadcast console. It makes sure stuff happens right when it's supposed to.
1832	There's a tape locked inside it.
1834	Hmmm... this baby seems to have its mouth full with a tape. There's a big label on it with 'VT 1' on it.
1840	No chance.
1841	Well, I've got Brian's tape inside. Now all I need to do is play it.
1851	Hey, stop staring at me! What are you doing, falling in love? I'm not into guys! You're putting me off my work, weirdo!
1852	Hey, get away from me, or I'll call a Norm! Do you want the shirt off my back or something? Scram!
1853	HEEEYHEY!! Handy tip! Plastic cards are just right to scrape dried up gunk off the wall.
1857	I'll slap it right here on his shirt....
1858	The card's covered in a whole lot of gloopygoopy beans! Grodey!
1861	Barf, looks like this guy just took a bullet!Gross! I'll throw it and keep the badge.Grodey! Maxed out! I'll toss it and keep the badge.
1865	There's a name: Ben Holen Eliott. 'Holen', that's a funny name!...hole-n-one?!
1866	TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST CONTROL \r\nSTATUSn STATUS: \r\nAUTOMATEDn AUTOMATED BROADCAST\r\nAUTOCUEn AUTOCUE ENGAGED\r\nVTn VT MACHINES ON-LINE\r\nNETWORKn NETWORK CONNECTION VALID\r\nTRANSMISSIONn TRANSMISSION MODE:: LIVE
1867	ENTER PASSWORD :
1868	*** LOGIN INCORRECT *** PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED *** AUTOMATED BROADCAST CONTINUESLOGIN INCORRECT PASSWORD NOT RECOGNIZED AUTOMATED BROADCAST CONTINUES
1870	TVN EDITING SUITE BROADCAST LOG INIT INIT SYSTEMS\r\nSELECTn SELECT CAMERA 1\r\nLOADn LOAD VT1\r\nRUNn RUN VT1\r\nAUTOCUEn AUTOCUE ON\r\nUNLOADn UNLOAD VT2\r\nUNLOADn UNLOAD VT1\r\nLOADn LOAD VT2\r\nRUNn RUN VT2
1873	VT2 EMPTY - INSERT THE TAPE
1874	VT2 TAPE LOCK AND ENGAGED
1888	Oh No! Do I dare touch it? Argh! Rage against the machine. I didn't touch it! I swear, honest!I swear I didn't touch it. Oh, I'm sorry, oh great machine! Please don't suck me in and fax me to oblivion!
1889	Oh, no thanks. It might bite. It looks positively user-hostile!
1890	Good grief! I think it's a fax machine but it may be some complex artificially intelligent photocopier. JeezWhoa! Take me to your leader!
1898	I probably could in this swampy ground, but I just won't.
1899	Very little seems to live around herethese parts.
1902	I won't bother, but thanks.
1903	I'm afraid it's stuck fastpermanent.
1911	Yeah?! This is their idea of a welcome? Thanks, but No thanks!
1915	That's a rough area of town to go wandering around in!.
1923	There's not much business for hair stylists, since *FOOD* has an automatic hair trimmer ingredient in it!There's not much business for hair stylists. I never even use a brush or take a shower. I guess that makes me kind of dirty.
1933	I don't want it even if I could. "It's for the people"... or something like that.
1934	This is a big sculpture. It must be the one I've got to paint. It would definitely benefit from a licktouch of yellow.
1953	Whoa! What does this place sell?
1954	What's a "comestible?"?
1962	I'd read it, if I could reach it.
1974	Cash TillRegister
1977	I just can't be bothered to unravel it.
1978	It's very heavy.Way too heavy.
1983	I don't want the damn thing. Leave me alone!
1984	AAAGH!! Ugh,Whoa! That thing's scary!
1989	I never could do those wretched things! Stupid waste of time! Hate 'em, Hate 'em, Hate 'em!
1991	I'd like to get my hands on that infernal Doctor Rubic. I bet he's in league with Paul Nystalux!I'd love to give him a twist or two. Show him which side is up.
1995	Cheesy rubber hand puppet. They are either meant to be rats or little horses. It's quitea little hard to tell, the craftsmanship is a little, er... ambiguouscrappy.
1998	I'd love to play, but we've got much more important tasks ahead.. right?'o?!
2000	Whoa! This is really cool! Like, real ......scary!
2004	Well, that's a boring chair. Must be an early prototype.
2009	Hmmm....Hmm, ever get the feeling you're being watched?
2021	Cash TillRegister
2022	I'm not a checkout girl! Sorry... I mean...checkout PERSON!
2024	Very nice... as till's go!doesn't quite do it for me though!
2040	Just have a play around yourself.Feel free to check it out. Feel free. But if you break it, you pay for it!
2041	Well, maybe. Can you give me like, a demo?
2042	Yeah?! Thanks!
2046	Hello. Niceand are you having a wonderful day.?
2048	Oh., well too bad for you! Just trying to be friendly.
2051	All right. I will then and I may be back later. to be friendly with you some more, but don't hold your breath.
2052	HmphHumph...
2053	Out into the wilds of the city we go... Yeah! Cha Cha little troopers!
2054	Ah yes, go right through Mr. Zontal.
2066	Hey, can I buy one of your TV's please?
2067	Ahh yeah, if you must.
2068	You don't seem very motivated, considering it's your job.Well, enthused aren't we?!
2070	A pleasant sales manner makes a happy, happy, happy customer.
2072	So they'll come into your dumb shop again.So, they can come be happy with you over and over again.
2074	Suit yourself. Are you going to sell me one or not?All right then I won't, but for the first TV are gonna sell it to me or no?
2076	Ah!Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
2078	Er, excuse me there. I need to inspect your premises.
2080	You might have, er... Wire Rats.Oh no, you just spoke, but anyway I'm afraid there might be wire rats.
2082	Wire rats.! They're deadly. You know. they chew cables. If one of them took a liking to your shop, before you knew it all these TV'sTVs could be useless.!
2083	They're pretty useless now. Just go away and let me watch TV.
2085	Do you have a remote for this TV,? so I canwanna' try it out?.
2087	But I wantwanna to try the other channels.
2088	What for? Oh, never mind, wait here, I'll go and find it....
2089	Sorry I can't find thatthe remote.
2100	I need to get into the building. I have an im...I have a very...
2101	I don't recognise your facial furniture boy! AND I don't see a badge!I do not recognize you son, AND I do not see a badge!
2102	I'm new and I don't have a badge. But I do have a very important t...
2103	If I had a brick for every time I heard that, I'd be able to build a wall so high I wouldn't have to talk to your sort.You have an important what? Leave while you still can.There can not be anything in your pathetic little life that carries importance. I suggest you leave while your arms and legs are still attached to your body.
2105	Forgotten something? Thought of an amazing line of persuasive argument?Thought of a clever line that might get you inside?
2107	Yo dude, just in time. I have a badge. I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because of your attitude problem.I forgot to mention it when I first arrived because you have such a bad attitude problem.
2108	The only attitude problem I have is with vermin like you.The only attitude problem I have is with snot nosed kids like you. Get lost kid, otherwise I'll take you somewhere you'll never find your way back from.Now get lost, before I take that nose and shove it in your left ear.
2110	Oh please. Please let me in! You'll get into trouble with your superiors.
2111	I don't really think so, boy.I do not really think so, son. Guys upstairs employ me for my imposing presence.You see, the people upstairs employ me not only for my sunny disposition, but also for my impeccable judgment of character. And the only presents you'll be getting are attached to the end of my legs! You little RAT!Any you simply do not qualify for admission, you little RAT!
2113	All right dude, this sucks! Let me in right now! or I'm going to be really unhappy.
2114	OK, in you go.I gotta tell you you're not exactly making my skin crawl. OOPS, there I go telling enormous lies again.You're startin' to even smell like a RAT. Didn't you smell a RAT? Now get lost while you still can.Now get lost before I give you a manual facelift.
2144	Got the sneaky little thing!
2145	The little rat's trapped in there. He looks a little angry. Sorry.
2146	I'm not letting him escape just yet.
2149	Hey there friend. I bought you a little gift to make up for all the aggravation I caused earlier.
2150	Why, Cheers Son!Why thank you, son! It's nice to know that a surly, unpersonable and downright rude attitude is appreciated by the younger generation.It's nice to know that my lovable kinda guy demeanor is appreciated by the younger generation. Thank you.
2151	ScareymongeroosWhoa!!! It's a big fat RAT! I'm outta here! Momma, I'll wear the dress...!! Momma!
2152	I love success. It can transform a mediocre day into a golden-edged memory to pass on to subsequent generations.
2154	Now good news for all the friends of Paul in the city....
2156	Paul is throwing a huge party at the Saul Nytalux Memorial Stadium, to bring joy to the people, and to remember the terrible circumstances of his brother Saul's death.
2158	I'm sure you all remember this news cast that went out on that fateful day...?.
2161	Hello there. Excuse me for interrupting... everything.
2164	What's it to you? Go away, I'm working and I'm far too cleversuperior to waste time talking to you. Got it?
2166	Oh really? Well then, what are you doingworking on?
2167	What does it look like?! I'm mendingfixing this computer. What of it?
2168	Nothing... I guesssuppose.
2170	Hi there, I'm a little stuck up in the control room. Can you tell me the password for the Edit Computer?
2172	Sure you can. Why not?
2173	I am solely responsible for what is broadcast. If I were to give it out, all sorts of subversive material could be aired. I'd be in deep do do.
2176	I keep it very close to my heart, OK. You might not be subversive but you sure look weird. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you the password.
2177	I'm weird?!? Yeah, right!
2184	Hey there, my name's Harry Zontal. I've seen a few ads for a job in the Test Department here. It seems like the dream ticket I've been waiting for! Could you send Mr. Brinkler to see me please?
2185	I'm sorry to be, er... personal, Mr, er... Zontal, but you seem to be a little on the slim side. I must refuse your application on behalf of Mr. Brinkler. Thank you for your, er... time and interest.
2187	Hi there, how are you? I'm interested in the job of furniture testing. CouldHow can you arrange an interview for me? Mr. Brinkler is the name I've been given.
2188	Well, I'm sorry. You look a little, well how can I put this, slim. Our testers pride themselves on their corpulencespace consumption. I'm just not sure you would fit in.
2191	Can you not read, Ms.? My T-shirt very clearly proclaims in loud and garish letters the nature of my stature, which is good.
2192	I think perhaps you are trying to unsettle me from my precarious perch on the highest twigs of sanity.Mr. Zontal, the sanitarium closed down years ago so I'm afraid you are barking up the wrong receptionist. Your T-shirt bears no message at all. Good day.
2193	AhOh, yes, that will do nicely. One cannot argue with the written word. "I am Fat.". Indeed you are, Mr. Zontal. I'll page Mr. Brinkler right away.
2195	Show him through then.
2196	Please go through to the Plush-Rest Hospitality NicheCenter, Mr. Zontal. Make yourself comfortable. Mr. Brinkler will be along presently.
2198	Can you read, Ms..? My T-shirt proclaims in large and garish letters the nature of my stature.
2199	Can you read, Ms.? My T-shirt proclaims in large and garish letters the nature of my stature.
2202	I can't see her properly from down here, but she looks very nervous. One quick move from me and she'd probably run a mile!
2204	Er... I like to ah, use furniture on a daily basis. I've always been interested in its construction, and its, erumm... components.
2205	Well, we here at the Test Department are more interested in its DE-construction, if you get my drift? Don't worry about the components though.
2208	Well we have what we call Waste Engineers employed here, at Paul Nystalux's own expense, mind you; to make sure that the place is always kept spotless. They don't seem to like anyone messing about with broken furniture.
2210	So they're are Norms? Something very fishy is going on around here!
2211	Oh no no, Son. You came here to destruct test furniture. If its fish you want, try the M.I.N.T. Mall. I hear they're having a sale at the moment.
2219	But, let me ask you another little question. Why would Paul, our, er... glorious leader be interested in a furniture factory? Especially the handling of such terrible waste?
2220	Oh, I don't know. I never really thought about that. All I know is that since the day when his brother died, Paul has been interested in furniture. That's when he took over the company's affairs.
2222	What are you on strike for?Sounds groovy. What's it for, the strike?
2223	They plan to replace us with machines. Apparently they have something to hide. Something to do with a gadjetgadget one of our guys found in a chair.
2225	How come they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with droids?Why would they want a new tester if they're going to replace everyone with droids?
2226	Well it was advertised before this happened, wasn't it? We've been a body short for some time.
2228	What sort of gadjetgadget?
2229	A timing gadjetgadget, or something. Collected information relating to how long people sat on their sofas for. They reckon its sensitive, so they are gonna replace us all with more precise droids.
2231	So there's no debris around the place?So, basically what you're telling me is that there's no debris around the place? No one's breaking anything?Which means nobody's breaking anything?
2234	I'll be on my way then. Cheer up. It might never happen, dude.
2235	Actually, I think it already is! happening.
2239	Looks like a view of the tops of the dumpsters outside. Probably to make sure they don't get blocked or too full.
2241	Excuse me there, Mr. Waste Engineer, Sir?
2244	All right. I'll go back and test some furniture then.
2248	Some very sensitive equipment is produced in this factory, boy. We do not wish the outside world to get a hold of that technology. It's all safely contained in those dumpsters you may have seen outside.
2249	Yeah, so you grind it all up?
2252	How then, totally hypothetically of course... how then would I get into one of those dumpsters?
2253	Well, hypothetically, I could put you through the grinders, which I will not because you are not allowed to touch them. But that is the only way... through them vicious blades and up the conveyer belt in bits.
2255	Well, why would I have to go through in pieces? Is there no way of turning these machines off?
2256	Of course there is fathypothetical boy, but not while I'm here.
2258	Well thanks a lot. So when do you leave your post?
2259	I only leave to collect the debris, in order that the secret of the, er... equipment doesn't leak out.
2261	So you go out whenever there is some broken furniture lying around, hereis that it?
2262	Say, you're a fast learner, boy! You'll go a long way here provided you don't keep mentioning the syp..., the, er... equipment!
2265	May I ask how you came by that knowledge, citizen? That is highly sensitive information. We are here to STOP the people of the city from discovering that!
2266	Already am. It's covering a huge patch of mouldmold.
2267	I think it's best left right there. My guests, if I ever have some, might not like what lies behind it.
2268	I wish I could be like him. He's so,... er.... Rock and Roll.
2270	How come any money I find in furniture always has sand stuck to it?How come whenever I find money in furniture it's always change and never a twenty.
2271	The folks downstairs are being a little quiet at the moment. It sounds like Operation 'Get Through Friday' is going smoothly and by the book.
2272	That would be sillyextremely stupid!
2273	This is just one of the heating ducts. I can see the apartment below.
2275	It's an old T-shirt with "I AM FAT" on the front and "HONEST, REALLY" on the back
2278	A nodding bird toy, very popular in the 197070's.
2282	Sorry babe. They're too heavy to budge!
2284	These are the gates from the original Plush-Rest factory. They're an antique! Wonderfully wrought!
2285	I can't reach!Oh no, not me! I'm not getting burned. You go for it!
2286	Yeah! Get real!
2288	Now what on Earth do you expect me to do with a huge furnace, especially one that's in use?
2289	Ah, hello. I smell burning.!
2290	What on earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it? Cool.
2292	I reckonbet that this is where all the scrap wood goes. I wonder how it all gets to the dumpster?
2293	What on Earth do I do with a dumpster? Sleep in it?
2295	I guess this is where they put all of the old hinges and nails. All of this stuff gets dumped in the River Wan. No wonder fish is good for you, with all this iron in it.
2301	Sorry dude, there's no way to open it.
2309	What can I do? I can't turn it off. and much as I'd like to smash it, but that would be totally anti-social!
2311	Well it's certainly large. I guess they're trying to impress me, but it hasn't worked! I guess they're trying to impress me, but it's hardly working! Ha, ha, ha!
2312	It's February the 21st. Don't forget my birthday on the 27th! Buy me lots of expensive stuff! Make it anti-normal!
2314	A poodle wearing blue sunglasses! That's freaky!
2319	It looks way too heavy.
2324	I'd rather not touch this! Now where do I put the tape?
2325	No way! I'd hate to pay the electricity bill on this beast! You think Vegas is bad?!
2326	Whoa! All these gadgets and widgets and buttons and stuff. I'll have a deeper respect for TV in the future.
2332	Hey, some camera! I could make great home movies with this. Although, I wouldn't let ya see 'em!
2334	Well that's just silly.extremely stupid!
2335	What cheesy scenery! I could do better than this with my scissors and some toilet paper! Who made this crappy game?
2337	With two people sitting on it? Yeah, GREAT idea! You must be...Einstein?? All righty.
2338	I recognise that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for all of the family.I recognize that as a Plush-Rest Multi-Comfy Special, the ideal perch for the entire family and for that special lady
2342	NO WAY! No way am I touching one of those coffee machines again!No way, just no way am I touching one of those coffee machines again! Not after what happened the last time!You remember what happened to me the last time! Ouch, Babe!
2344	It's very ominous, but I'm sure it's just a coffee machine. Why do they always make them look so frighteningdamn scary ?
2345	He's a geeky computer guydude. I don't even want to say dude...he's less than a dude. He has a dirty ID badge on his oh-so-clean shirt, but I can't make out what it says.
2347	I value my fingers way too much for that!
2348	OuchWhoa! Those look lethal!
2353	I think this guy's got the right idea:. If you have a problem, sleep right through it.
2356	It's a cheesy model of the Statue of Liberty. AAn cheesy, unwanted gift, no doubt.
2357	Yeah?! I'd rather listen to Brian. My feeble efforts would sound like a bull in a china shop next to him!My feeble efforts would sound like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs next to him!
2358	Uh-huhuh! Brian wouldn't like it at all, I'm sure of it!
2359	Gnarly drums!Cool kit! I wonder where the rest of them are?I wonder where the rest of it is?
2361	FarYeah?! Way too heavy!much work!! That's what Roadies are for. Yeah!
2362	I've heard of underground music, but this is taking it too literallyridiculous!
2363	Uh, I'm sorry but I think these would be over my head!
2364	I'm not interested in reading right now, but thanks.
2365	Look at these titles... ADVANCED PLASMIC CHEMISTRY, SPLITTING THE ATOM: A CONCISE GUIDE, ELECTROSTATICS AND MICROWAVE THEORY.... Wow! Sounds groovy!
2367	I'm too shy to date skeletons!Yeah, right?! Like I could use a bunch of bones?!
2368	My Great Aunt Gertrude! My how thin she looks!She's shed a few pounds! Looking good!
2371	You can create weird lightning effects with these. Cheesy but fun.They're bitchen; been around for about 300 years!
2373	I wouldn't have any use for such sophisticated technology.I would have just no use for such sophisticated gadgetry. I have enough trouble with my TV!I can't even program my VCR...not that I'd want to tape any of this garbage.
2374	This is more my scene. I expect this is a satellite transmitter, or maybe a secret death ray! Beam me up, Scotty!
2375	Alas, there's no pizza left, and I don't fancy the crumbs.Bummer! I could have gone for some pizza but someone scarffed the whole thing!
2376	What, empty boxes.? I'm wouldcraving like a Pizza though if you want to order me one?
2377	Just empty boxes with a few stale crumbs ininside.
2378	Yeah, I love to play on these things... but as usual, I've havegot people to worksee and things to do!
2380	It's one of those hippie space hopper things. What a blast!!Righteous!
2385	Someone's ripped the plug ofoff this wire.
2386	What a beauty! Mankind's greatest invention. No more messing about with wires. They're pretty expensive though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!They're a bit pricey though, and I'm not convinced that they're entirely safe!
2388	If I have a power source, the bed will work now!.
2390	Current Receiver
2393	This receives power and endssends it along the wire to the bed. Clever!
2394	Oh I can't carve anything that's intricate.
2395	Yeah right. Somehow I doubt it!
2396	These show the more traditional side to the industry. Must have taken ages to carve, or are they plastic?
2397	They say you can eat plants, but it's not my kind of diet!They say you can eat plants, but I'm fresh out of ketchup.
2398	You know, it's impolite to go round picking people's flowers!. Or is that noses?
2399	Oh yeah, very nice!. I could get to like working here.
2401	Are you whacked!? You have the craziest ideas sometimes!.
2403	I'd love to check it out, but I just can't reach up there.
2404	Oh, I'm afraid it would be way too heavy!
2406	I don't need flowers right now.Oh no, no flowers for me right now, thanks.
2407	Nah!Sorry. Too much to carry around.
2408	Whoa, a pot of petunias. The interior design in this room is faultless.
2411	No. I need it here to power the bed. Duh!
2413	This contraption is beaming power all around me.!
2417	I'll leavejust let him to sleep.
2418	He's fast asleep now, and out of the way. of my plans!
2420	Thanks anyway. I'm not into collecting junk.
2421	I wonder what this is? I don't have any idea.I've no idea, I'm sure!
2424	Hey! I think this is the TV Shop a long time ago.That's for horses. I think this was the TV Shop many, many years ago.
2428	Well, I can't break through with my bare hands. If I had something heavier....
2430	The plaster hasis all fallen away here. It seems to be a way into the attic above the power station.
2432	Just another icon for authority ordering our lives, telling us when we can go and when we can't!
2433	Yeah, cool. I used to climb themthese as a kid. I can't be bothered anymore. I'm an adult now.
2434	Some say these trees are haunted! Whooooooo!! Whooooooo! Scary!!
2436	I couldn't pick this up!Dude, what's up? I could never pick this up!
2439	They're far too big to carry around. However, I might be tempted if they actually contained something of use.
2441	I'd love to roll these down the street, like that Indiana Jones film!
2442	Yeah?! I don't need them.
2444	I don't collect film posters. Yawn, yawn, yawn!
2445	I'd have to peel it off the wall, and I just can't be bothered.
2446	Never saw this film.Never saw the film. It looks too soppy and girly!It definitely looks like it's a boring romance type, chick flick!
2448	I think this is the only shop in the entire street that's still doing business.
2450	I'm not stealing under that guy's nose!I'm not gonna steal in front of that dude.
2452	I can't change channelchannels. There doesn't seem to be a remote.
2455	Nah! I'm not one of those guys who collects gadgets and widgets and useless electronic stuff.
2457	Lots of mindless stuff to make watching TV more bearable. Sorry, I don't buy it dudes!
2462	I'm not touching that and getting fried!Yeah, like I'm gonna touch that and get fried!
2464	I'm totally sick of TV.
2466	I've seen sad old men standing here watching these for hours and hours and hours.
2469	Ah, the after-effects of a cooking accident. It ruined my white shirt too. Totally bogus.
2470	It's locked up,. Closed. Over...fini!
2471	I bet the kid'skids are sad that their favouritefavorite toy store is dead! So am I, come to think of it. Boo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
2472	It's so locked.
2473	There's a No-Entry sign on it. Still, that doesn't stop the roving Kent from finding his way!
2476	Yeah Ha! Look at that, that fish looks paranoid!
2481	You carry shopping in these. Don't you know?If you don't know what this is.....I'm not gonna tell ya!
2482	I don't need no plastic plants.
2483	I don't need no plastic plants!
2490	These toys are coolbitchen'.
2493	Walking traffic cones. ErmUmm... very useful!
2496	Oh no! It doesn't suck! It's just possibly the worst musical instrument ever invented!
2499	A cheap imitation made from fibreglassfiberglass.
2502	Oooou, That's pretty. Nice, nice, nice...
2503	I'm am not touching it, it's probably alarmed.
2504	Uh-huhuh... that's theft.
2506	I'd rather walk.It doesn't look like the elevators work in here.
2507	I'd rather walk. I can call the elevator.
2516	A great work of art. It really cheers the place up. I must buy one for my own home.
2517	If I so much as touch that door, that neanderthal will jump out here and kick my butt.If I so much as touch that door, that Neanderthal will be out to rearrange my guts!
2518	No way, Jose!
2519	That's the door of my Neanderthal neighbourneighbor. I'd better not disturb him because he's quite neanderthalish!
2523	I've memorisedmemorized the charts.
2526	T-shirts
2527	I'm happy with the clothes I've got. But, thanks.
2529	Normality T-shirts? Not cool right now...but possibly a collector's item later.
2534	I don't have a CD player with me. What a shame.
2541	Whoa! These things date back to the 60's! Flashback...Trippy!
2545	Uh-huhuh. I bet Brian is proud of these.
2546	Awarded to Brian Deluge for best-selling CD's. Must be a black-market chart system? No Joke.
2551	Cool! I love the REAL AxeAx Guitar!
2554	I'm not into boring paperwork! Yuck!
2560	I'm scared of who might be on the other end. What if it's the Bush People??
2564	I don't know who to look up. Do you?
2566	A record of every track by every group in the city. Right on!
2571	Security Scanner
2572	I can't use this for anything., so just forget it!
2580	You're no hope whatsoever. GoodbyeGood-bye.
2582	Indeed! they are, indeed.
2585	Zpft! Momma seyud ah have to go pee-pee now.Momma said I have to go pee-pee now.
2586	ExcuseWhoa, weirdo alert! Ex-squeeze me?
2587	Hey. Bring your snake aginagain tomorrow.
2589	Oh, I couldn't just borrow a couple of items could I? Perhaps some of these and some of those..., and a couple of these and a couple of those.
2590	Don't you go across the state line wearing a bonnet like that! People will think you are nothing but a poor house paintin' good fer nothin'.
2591	Er.... right!Right you are!
2593	Do you enjoy working in here?Do you get pleasure out of working here Miss?
2594	Ha ha! You do stuff like that and it'll stunt yer growth! Uncle Jed was only 32cm17 inches tall at the age of thirty!
2595	Are you listening to me?Have you heard a word I said?
2596	Hey! This here's a tow-away zone. Pack up your bait box and high tail it!
2597	You are as mad as a marble.You're one taco short of a combination plate.
2598	She looks very very bored. Time to wake up! Rise and Shine my little...puckadee!
2604	Hello?Hi there.
2605	Hello young man. Can I interest you in some of the greatest matches the world has ever seen?
2606	Er, I'm a little low on cash at the moment.Whoa, little bit low on the cash scene at the moment.
2607	Well that's just fine, Son. I don't accept cash anyhow. I only deal in collectibles.
2608	Oh really. Like what? Stamps? Paperweights? Coins? No, obviously not coins. Er...
2609	You seem to be an intelligent gentyoung man. Go find me a nice novel I can immerse myself in.
2611	All righty, bye nowthen.
2612	GoodbyeGood-bye young man.
2614	Nice dog. Is he a pedigree?Would that be a pedigree?
2617	Yeah, Deepha Dog! Only time he'll bark is when he hears other dogs. He does it loud though, 'cos a' that bullhorn I got slung under his belly. Guaranteed to scare the waste products outta anybody.
2618	Oh really? Is it really that loud? I'd would just love to hear him?
2619	I'd show yayou, but there aren't any other hounds around. You see he needs other dogs to get his mean streak goin'going.
2620	Is it a mean streakstrike a mile wide?
2621	Wider! Wider! Wider! This here dog's got me banned from more places than I've forgotten about. He hears one bark and SHAZAM! He transforms into a MANIAC MONGREL. He once bit a stick clean through!
2623	So it's books you want? But you'reah, ermthere's just one little problem...ah.... how can I put this tactfully? You're... asyou're blind as an egg.!
2624	Well, first impressions aren't always what they seem to be my good friend. In fact, sometimes they're the total opposite of what they appear.
2625	So what you're tryingbasically saying to sayme is... that you CAN see?
2626	Well! You're as fast as lightning, aren't you?! I can see all right, but I can't see colours.I can see all right, but I can't see colors. Red? Ha! Blue? Ha! Means the total sum of zero to me. I see the world in arty farty black and white.I see the world in artsy fartsy black and white.
2632	Oh, well it all makes sense. What kind of novelbook do you want?
2633	Well, that would be telling! I like prose, rich flowing prose. English stuff. Stuff with brocade and crinoline in it.
2634	Stuff like Shakespeare perhaps?Well then I'll give you some Shakespeare, dude.
2635	Can't say I've heard of the boy, Son. Is he one of those new wave authors? You know, one of those guys who don't know how to write properly?
2638	Hello again there, fine friend.
2644	These seem to be padlocked or jammed shut. Maybe one of them will open?.
2645	Full of smelly clothing, no doubt!.
2652	Well, I haven't the time or interest to read them.
2654	Books: "Elizabethan Costume" and "Firestarter"
2667	IsI bet you're gonna dig this book, to your tasteshuh?
2669	There's just a small question of the matches? situation.
2670	Sorry. Here. ReckonI suppose I'd forget my own name if I hadn't already.
2671	Yeah, right!Of course, thanks for the matches. Er, thanks for the matches.
2674	WhatThat's kind of a strange title!
2676	Go and have a look round, kid.Hey, go and have a look round, kid. It's a bit quiet today, but I can't go into that. Take as long as you like. Oh, and don't break anything. There's a spot of trouble concerning that particular aspect.There could be hell to pay concerning that particular aspect. Right, I'm off to a meeting.
2677	OKAll right, well, I'll be going then.
2678	Mind you don't loiter around here anymore, or you'll wish you never saw my face.I would not show your RAT ugly little face around here anymore, or you will wish you never saw my face.
2679	Yeah. I already do... buddy.
2681	Oh boyno, did I give you a shock, you big thick lunk?
2682	Sure did, kidSon. For a split second there I thought it was a real rat!
2683	Oh really? Well what was it that gave the game away?
2684	Well to be frank, and I'm not, it wasn't so much the fact that it has half your arm up it, but the fact that it looks a little bit like a horse!Well, other than the fact it says "made in Hong Kong" on its little patuty, it looks a little bit like a horse!
2687	I'd be halfway to the moon by now.I would be halfway to the moon by now. Keep that to yourself though, would you? It wouldn't do my career prospects much good if it were to get out that I was a flower-pickin' scaredy wuss!It wouldn't do my career prospects much good if word got out that I am an incredible wuss!
2689	Yeah, not too good for business. So you aren't afraid of horses then?
2690	Oh no. Mummy bought me a pony when I was a little boy. She used to dress me in pink skirts, put ribbons in my hair... I shouldn't be telling you this!Why am I telling you this! Get lost kid, and never darken my doorstep again, you trickstery rodent impersonator.Get outta here, and keep your rodent impersonations to yourself.
2696	Uh-huhuh. No way!
2697	This thing looks vicious. What's that thing he's wearing?
2698	Well, it all looks the same to me, even if it does come in different colourscolors!
2699	Nope,Oh No.. it's just too unappetisingunappetizing!
2700	Ugh! Ice-creams with fish-flavoured topping!Ice-creams with fish-flavored toppings?! YUK!Oh, a Fishicle. That's disgusting!
2701	This stuff's really heavy and tasteless at the same time. I'd rather eat slime! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
2702	Urg! Mumble, blurg, food is great isn't it? Yum...Yummy!
2705	RAY: Yum. This is, er... Sea munchies. Things from the ocean, lovely cod, lovely fish.... yummy, sob, sob!
2706	RAY: Try our *FOOD*-Pizzas. Good choice, er.... do buy! Please! Pretty PLEEEASEPLEASE!
2707	RAY: Er.... cod-flavouredflavored ice cream. Er.... er... these are really yummy. Honest!
2708	RAY: Great chunks of, er... *FOOD*. Lovely *FOOD*. You know you want to buy some? Oh GOD!
2709	You're looking at.... er... OH GOD! I can't take this any more! Sob! Sob! I really ain't happy!
2711	HeyYo, what's upkickin' my lardy pal?
2712	I, huh, huh, hate this place! I'd rather be anywhere else in the whole big wide world than right here right now!
2713	Why don't you take a break?You know what you should do man? You should give yourself a little breakski.
2716	Why don't you try for a job elsewheresomewhere else? You shouldshouldn't have noany trouble in today's thriving labourlabor market.
2717	Can't do nothin' properlyproper. I'm just a walkin' waste of watermolecules! Why I can't even do this simple job right!
2720	Bye then.Well go jump in a reservoir. Cheer up. Don't get so down.
2724	I'll put them'em back on if you just leave me alone.
2727	ArghSob!! Go away will ya! I ain't happy! Sob! Sob! Go, go, go, go, go.
2729	It seems to me dude that...
2730	Leave me be will ya! Sob! Sob! Stop picking on me!
2731	This sad individual looks reallytotally fed up. His badge says he's Ray.
2733	Come on, big fellow.Oh come on, big guy. Calm down.Just chill, buddy!
2737	Fruit CroppersHedgers
2740	OYOh please! Don't steal from me!
2747	YUK! This *FOOD* has defrosted and gone all soggy. It's useless. I'll just have to chuck it.
2748	I don't want to use thethat smelly thing!
2751	Wrapped Frozen *FOOD*
2762	Huh, it's useless now.
2767	Well, I wouldn't exactly say that this is the best music selection I've have ever seen! Yeah?!
2778	I'm not sure I'd like to be found with this in my hands!
2779	Sheesh!!This Blows!! A triple CD compilation of train noises! English import, from the land of shopkeepers and eccentric Lords.Who in their right mind would buy this?? ...only an engineer.
2785	Aha! That should do the trick.
2788	Hmmm... I just can't seem to make it work.
2789	No, I just can't press ALL those button and throw the levers. I need something to hold the buttons in....
2790	I've no use for it. Besides, it would just go roundaround me three times anyway!
2796	It's way too heavy. I could empty it?.
2797	The belt is holding the buttons down. Yeah!
2799	Hey! That's cool! ThisThat thing has its own auto-siphon facility. Should be filled in no time!
2803	Excuse me, Mr. Norm, Sir man?
2804	Go away Citizen. I'm not supposed to fraternisefraternize with the public. I'm here to protect you all.
2805	What, just you on your own?What, just you all by yourself?
2807	Hmmmm...OK then, I won't.
2812	I'm afraid, Citizen, that I am going to have to comply with citizen directive NIK/-808 and ask you to hand it over. Otherwise, I'll have to use my FORCEFULLFORCEFUL voice. I came topin tops in forcefulness at the academy.
2813	Thank you for showing concern, Mr. Norm. I could have swallowed that and choked! The city is a much safer place with guys like you standing around in it all day.
2814	All in a days work, Citizen. Oh here, have a badge.
2815	ThanksThank you so much!
2817	So, Mr. Norm, Sir, do you know how to discharge that extinguisher you've just confiscated from me?
2818	That is sensitive information, Citizen! I'm am not at liberty to tell you that I have passed all safety tests and pretend emergency simulations. Nor would I tell you if you asked.
2819	Damn! You guys are always so impenetrable and mysterious. So there's no way that you would tell me what kind of disaster crisis it would take for you to set that off?
2820	No Aroony! Public service building fire regulations are a closely guarded secret. It's more than my job's worth to tell you when and how I would react to a combustive incident. Have I given you a badge?
2821	Whoa, pretty cool. You BURNED me there, you tough COOKIE, Norm, Sir. I could really WARM to you. I don't FLAME you for not telling me, and I don't want to get you FIRED. Even though it's not totally FLARE.
2823	GoodbyeAh, anyway. Good-bye, Mr. Norm, Sir.
2827	What on Earth do I do with it? To wear it would be totally hypocritical.
2830	HeyNo, no, no! Get away from there, Citizen! Our glorious leader did not design this beautiful sculpture to be used as a climbing frame. I will NOT stand around and watch you defile it with your cheap footwear.
2831	I just wanted to get closer, to become one with this... er... remarkable piece.
2832	Get away from that! Here, have a badge.
2833	CheersSee ya!
2835	Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you go for a walk? I'll make sure nothing bad befalls the mall.
2836	I like you. Drive, ambition, responsibleresponsibility. But to be a Norm requires merciless training for years, just to handle the stress I take each minute. I can't jeopardisejeopardize a Citizen's safety by putting him in a dangerous situation, that only I can handle.
2837	AreOh, can you possibly be 100% sure about that, Mr. Norm?
2838	Sure I'm sure. Have a badge, and don't distract me again, Citizen.
2840	So, what exactly would you deem a dangerous situation, oh server and protector? What might make you leave yourthis precious post of yours?
2841	Leave my post well, well let me have a think... Wild animals, definitely wild, rabid animals. AnAnd if, er... if I was sick. Y'know, if I had the sniffles or such.
2842	Well neither of those are very likely to happen in this warm homogenisedhomogenized shopping environment though, are they?
2845	I'll be off then.Well I guess there's no point of me sticking around here. See ya.
2848	Oh, check it. What a nerd! He looks really uncomfortable in those clothes. Look at those colourscollars! You could spear a fish with those!
2852	HiyaHi there, I'm Kent.
2853	I don't know any Kent.
2854	Sure you do. Good ol' Heather told me....
2855	Yes, what DID she tell you, man?
2857	Sure thing. Sounds about right. I'm Brian. WhaddyaWhad'ya want to know man?
2860	It's BRIAN to you, Kenty. Alright? Ciao.
2863	Don't call me that, Kent. MyNames name is Brian. Like brain, but different.
2864	Oh, you've got a stupid point there. Sorry. Er... that Norm doesn't want to leave the Waffle sculpture.
2865	Well why don't you try and divert him? If you can't outsmart that dumb ox, you can't join the group. And if you don't join the group, I'm gonna have to sew your mouth up so as you don't talk, man!
2866	Well, I guess I'll be doing some work then. Diversion, righthere we go!
2868	Ah, by the way. I couldn't sort of, maybe, kind of borrow this, could I?
2869	Look, Kenty babe! You either borrow summatsomething or you don't. You can't 'sorta'. And yes, yes, you can 'sorta' borrow it. Just 'sorta' bring it back when you're done, all right?
2871	Why doesn't your stereo work, Bri?Let me ask you another question. What's up with your stereo, Bri?
2872	There aren't any speakers. Boss took them to stop me airing myme stuff.
2874	What can you tell me about your subversive group, Bri?
2875	Nothing you need to know right now, Mr. Nosy parker. So just shut up and keep quiet, Kent! You'll know more when you earn the right to know more. Know what I mean?
2876	Yeah buddy, I hear ya.
2878	I thought you were a great rock megastar? Why are you working in a dump like this? Oh, sorry, no offenceoffense.
2879	None taken. This is a cover, Kent. So the Norms don't suspect me. I also use it to ship underground music to people.
2880	Like your stuff? Rockin! I'd like to hear some of it!
2886	Could I just...Right-e-o! Just one thing...
2887	As much as I want it, and I really really do. I'd better leave it here.
2888	What a nice piece of solid-state! I thought these were illegal and banned by Paul Nystalux.
2890	BRIAN: OK, Kenty, just go ahead and help yourself! You've got no manners and no understanding. And no mates!
2892	A bright, technical girl dressed in a long coat with pockets stuffed with apparatusstuff.
2894	Who in hell are you? Hold it right there, Norm spy! There are fifty trained revolutionaries pointing their guns at your head right now.
2895	Ah!OK, but one thing. Er...I......
2896	How did you find this place you soulless puss-bagscumbag?!
2898	I'm not a Norm! HonestI swear!
2902	Yeah right. I expect you were just there doing your job. Torturing people displaying any will of their own! You are total scum! Don't lie to me! One false word and my guys will ventilate your head!
2903	I h..hate the Norms, dude! They just locked me up, just for whistling a cool tune in the street. It was a Brian Deluge track.
2904	Brian is a wanted man. How do I know that you haven't come after him? How did you find this place?
2906	Well you see, I was told about this place a couple of times. It seemed my destiny to end up here.
2907	Who told you about this place? I want names. I want evidence! Tell me now or cash in your chips in!
2910	All right, all right! Calm down there chicky baby. All right listen, here's the story. I met a crazy window cleaner by the name of Dai. He told me that furniture testing can lead to greater and better things. He said that there were probably a lot of nice people at the furniture factory, if I were to fall into all the right circles.
2911	So you met Dai? He is one of the founder members of our group. If he liked you, I suppose I should.
2912	Listen, I was in the maximum security Blue Pens. The normal ones are full. Apparently it is high season for different behaviourbehavior at the moment.
2913	I have heard of the Blue Pens place. There are many conflicting opinions about them. A lot of speculation as to what Paul is keeping therein that place. Some say that he hides a great secret there.
2914	Well whatever he holds there, the people seemed very nice. I didn't meet any of them but one of them gave me a note, telling me to come here.
2915	Let me see it...that.
2916	Whoa. So, it might be true!
2918	What? What is true? What?
2919	I'll will tell you if you prove your worth to our cause. You must perform two subversive tasks which will help me with my research, ultimately leading to REVOLUTION!
2922	I think you have the wrong guy. I'm no revolutionary, just a simple-minded day dreamer who longs for change, who longs to do something other than watch TV all day.
2923	Then you ARE the right guy! Don't you see? You have all the qualities our group needs. Plus, you have the recommendation from Dai, and that note really does seal it.
2924	All right! OK then. I accept the challenge! Tell me what the tasks are and I'll do anything to show my hatred of Paul and his Norm army. Especially something, er... did you say submersive?
2925	I said subversive, you fool! ONE, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV. Here's the video.ONE, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T Mall a lovely yellow.
2926	TWO, I want you to paint the cubic sculpture at the M.I.N.T.TWO, I want you to broadcast a video of Brian Deluge on national TV. Mall a lovely yellow.Here's the video.
2927	Could you write that down? Then whenafter I've done the tasks will you tell me what you believe thethat note is really about?
2929	Wait a minute, you were on your own all along! That's cheating!
2930	YesWell yeah, you can't be too careful when you are on the wrong side of the law in this town. I think I trust you now. Go.! Perform your duty.
2931	So what do I do? Aren't you going to give me like a special gun or something, a magic sword at least? Something cool? Come on!
2932	Hey bud, you're are on your own... Sorry, what IS your name anyway?
2933	Kent, baby. At your service.
2934	I'm sorry, Kent. I can't supply weapons, we are a pacifist group. So you're are on your own now. I can only give you one thing, a code phrase. There's is a sympathisersympathizer at the Mall. To get help, just say 'If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together'.
2935	U and I together? SheeshSounds sassy!
2937	I think I'll just be off. Nice knowing you for a little while.
2938	Whoa, wait a minute dude. You can't escape. Not until you answer my questions.
2940	Fruit CroppersHedgers
2944	I think not!, I don't like your sort in MY Mall! out!
2950	A cool glider. I lost my pet terrapin on one of these things when I was a kid.I lost my pet hamster on one of these things when I was a kid. Stupid animal didn't steer, even after I told him three times!Stupid animal flew straight into a tree-mulching machine! Gross-a-rama!
2954	I Got one!
2955	Oh, cool! My favorite thing in the world! A huge bin of toy gliders.
2958	This little toy won't support the weight of metal croppersclippers!
2959	Right idea, but this sign's too big. One of the smaller glider's would be better.
2966	Yes, I just might be able to fly the cropperslittle guys out over the security scanner!
2967	Yes! Go lil' doggy, go! Ruff, ruff!
2976	I need him here to act as a diversion. If I can get the damn thing to bark! Bark, Damn it! Bark!
2977	He can be a diversion. I just need to get him to bark. Bark! Ruff...Ruff...that's what you're supposed to say...Ruff!
2983	I can use him as a diversion, if I can find some way to make him bark.He can be a diversion, I just need to get him to bark.
2985	Here he is, but how do I make him bark? Sit Spot. Sit...Stand...Screech...
2992	Yeah?! I don't want an empty bin!
2996	Well, I need a disc player to play it.
2998	OhhhOh! Not my kind of music at all! In fact, how can you all call clapping entertainment?! No, I can't stand thatit any longer. I'll just have to save thethis disc for later.
2999	Ouch! Painful, but I need to leave it on to make those stupid Yappy Puppies strut their stuff!
3005	He's already doing my will, by causing a diversion, he he!He's already doing what I need--causing a diversion, he he, hew!
3010	I don't want to start a fire here, or do I?
3011	Yes, Now that I think about it...a fire would be good,. But not until I distract that Norm, and get him away from the Waffle.
3019	Where did you get that fire-fighting equipment? Ever since I used it I feel... well... I feel weird!
3024	Hey, less of the 'old' prefix please. Name's Dai. And if I were to take you down, what would you do in return?
3028	Well, what do you need, Dai? I have lots of stuff inside. How about a nice cushion? It must be hard sitting on that cold metal all the time?
3029	Oh don't you worry about that boy. The only things that need warming are my heart and hands. How about a nice warm beverage?
3031	OKAll right. What flavourflavor drink do you want?
3033	Hey, where's my coffee, pal? I'm sorry to be a whiner but we aintain't goin' no where without that. I doubt I could even turn the winch with my hands as cold as they are.
3036	Hey, thank you sonny. Have you down in no time. Say, this coffee tastes a little, er... unique.
3037	Yes, it has a special secret ingredient left to me by the previous occupiers of my apartment.
3044	I don'tdo not believe that is what I asked for, young man. Thick cup of milky mud now, if you please? Then, and only then, are the streets yours.
3048	Why thanks, son. Let me drink it and then I'll do you a favourfavor.
3049	Well that would be just special. I'd like to get down there, to the street.
3052	Yo Dai?
3055	Why is every day so greygray? The air quality is very, very poor today.
3056	Well it's been like this for nearly thirty years. Since just before I began my new life in this cradle.
3057	I haven't seen the Sun for decades.God bless the Sun.
3058	It used to cheer up men, women, cats, dogs and plants. It all seemed a lot happier back then. Before the Great Shake-Up.
3060	The Sun? What is that? I think my Mom mentioned it once, before she threw me out for cutting class and chilling out all the time.
3061	Didn't you pay attention in Modern History classes? The Sun is a huge, slow-motion, nuclear explosion in space, shedding warmth on the people of our planet.
3063	Oh really. Well, you say the Sun sends warmth., but I don't see it anywhere,. You must just be an old dreamer.
3064	DREAMER?! How dare you! It's up there, boy, but it's beyond this cloud of soot which hangs over the city.
3066	The Great Shake-Up? I think I remember something about that in Modern History classes. But there was something interesting going on outside at the time.But there was something more interesting going on outside just at that moment.
3067	It all happened one sunny day about thirty years ago, the day Saul Nystalux was blown into a million tiny pieces, God bless him. His brother, Paul Nystalux, bravely filled his shoes,
3068	then unveiled his approachable army of Norm Troopers. Things have never been the same since.
3070	But the pall of soot has been up there for as long as I can remember.
3074	Sheesh, kid! Things don't change in this city on a daily basis. He's been leading us for years.
3075	So that must mean everyone likes him, right?
3076	Well they seem to. No one complains. I just keep myself personal up here.
3078	So why did you start a new life in this cradle?
3079	I'll just say that I wasn't totally impressed with the departure of Saul Nystalux, so I have declared myself a Free State.
3081	WhyWell, what weren't you impressed about?
3082	Get out into the city and find out for yourself, boy. Open your eyes and dig some dirt. I might bump into you again soon. You seem the right type.
3084	Say there, do you know what this throbbing, whirry thing is?
3085	Hmmmm... I don't havegot a clue, but I feel a bit weird when I'm near to it.
3088	Better to be crazy than lazy, boy. I'll say au revoir because I've got a feeling I'll see you again soon. You have a spark I haven't seen for ages.
3090	Does he just stand around here all day?
3091	He looks like a security guard. Well I'll getjust have to trot right past him.
3092	HeWhoa, that dude looks like aan entire football team in aone suit!
3093	Brains and brawn rarely occupy the same body. Except, of course, for me. But never the less, I'll confuse him easily.
3094	She appears a little crazy! Cuckoo, Cuckoo!
3102	Well, he looks extremely important.
3103	Guys in suits make me sick, with all their papers and airs and graces.Guys in suits make me sick. Come to think of it, guys with jobs make me sick....come to think of it, all guys make me sick. I just like chicks.
3105	Whoa! Schwing! She looks nice!
3106	I could get to like pretty girls like her.I could get to dig a gorgeous babe like her. There aren't enough in this city for a guy like me!There aren't enough in this city for a guy as suave and debonair as myself!
3108	Oh...Another stern-faced Norm! Brighten up, ol' chipper buddy.
3110	He just looks totally fed up with life.
3111	This guy Ray's Ray, a sorry-looking individual.
3114	She look'slooks very boring and totally unfriendly. Plus, she's not even cute.
3115	All he ever does is watch TV. He must be the most Normal guy in the whole damn city!
3116	He looks very, very bored, and is probably as boring as he looks.
3117	Pocketed it! Yeah! Cool! Dig it!
3118	It's a cool plastic card. There's a little logo of the TV station on it. I think I'll keep this as a memorabilia.
3120	Now this is a towel. This towel's good for keeping things hot or cool. Terrific insulation properties.
3124	I can't understand it, never mind use it!I can't even understand it, much less use it!
3126	Hmmmm... Component 'X'? It seems that they build this into all the furniture, but what is it?
3128	Yeah, right?! I can't with this lunklug standing here!
3131	I think he needs it more than I do, yeah.
3135	Whoa, these button are stubborn.Whoa, these buttons are stubborn. I had a slight mishap with some glue and a turkey baster.I'm afraid it's had one to many soda baths. They need a good stab to make them work.
3137	It's way too heavy!
3141	Nah,Oh no thanks. I'll leave it here.
3142	We now have the ability to make sound. now.Eeehhhh...
3143	Ugh!It's playing that Damn Clap CD.
3144	Uh-huhuh!
3146	I can't eat frozen *FOOD*!
3150	This must be Paul Nystalux. Weird- looking guy, isn't he?
3151	Uh-huhuh! If I lie down there, I'll never get up again!
3152	Not likely, is it?!
3153	Well, it's humming, so I guess I have it working. Whoever sits on this baby is visiting the land of Z!
3154	I think it needs power to be of any use at all.
3159	I think I'm talking to myself. I am! I am talking to myself.
3160	These things chew up all of the garbage before it gets thrown out into the dumpsters.
3161	Hey, get away from there, Fat Boy! No one but Waste Engineers are allowed to use that!
3164	OK, I have them at last! Ha ha!
3170	Part of the P.A. system. Bitchen'
3171	Connect to a hifiHi-Fi for instant sound!
3172	This must come in handy!
3173	Whoa, it's a little cardboard box.
3174	It's mine! Snagged it.
3177	I don't really need it now I've got that guard out of themy way.
3187	Oh yeah, it's mine!
3191	That dripping pipe is going to short circuit and blow up my apartment, one of these days.
3193	I can'tcannot do that!
3195	There's no way I'm climbing in there. Besides, I get a little claustrophobic, heh heh.
3197	It's one of the air conditioning ducts that pipe dry, stale air around the building. Fun, huh?
3207	Whoa, this wire is totally blocking the way.
3219	Well there's the Mall back up there, but I've have no way to climb out of here!
3222	I have no use for it. My immediate concern is getting the hell out of here.
3224	"Crackers and Asthma.". Isn't that Brian's group? What's it doing in here?
3228	It's Way too heavy!
3229	"Crackers?"? Crackers and Asthma? Hmmm... I wonder if it's a secret stash of Brian's records?
3230	If I strike a match, I might be able to see a way out of here.... let's see... Can I see? I see. I can see.
3234	I haven't got time to sit down, yeah.
3235	I don't want it, but thanks.
3236	A little stool. I'm sure it's a godsend to this strange guycat.
3238	I just don't think that would go down well at all!
3241	Lots of bats live in this building. They seem happy enough.They seem oh, so much happier than the tenants.
3242	I got it! I could just stick thea lamp on my head and pretend to be a Norm? Yeah! Right on!
3244	Whoa! Check it out, Retro! These are coolbitchen. I could have my own disco.
3245	Whoa! The last time someone played with these, the street was flooded for a week! Yeah.
3249	Hey, is there a secret gardener on the premises?
3250	Sorry, I'm not planning on doing that much shopping.
3253	I'd better not move this, or the Norm'sNorms will be after me!
3254	Uh-huhuh! Messing with Norm property is bad for your health!
3256	I have no use for rubbishtrash. There's enough of it in my apartment!
3259	Ugh! Not a chance, pal! I'm not shaking hands with you! Wash 'em!
3260	Yo, that's is disgusting!
3261	Phoar!Oh, grodey! Do we have to look so closely?!Do we have to get such a close look?!
3268	This is Dai's cradle. He left in a major hurry!
3271	I don't fancyreally dig climbing up them!
3273	Well, the cradle runs up and down these to get atto the windows.
3276	There's just no way I can reach that! What are you thinking?!
3277	Whoa! The window to my apartment.
3280	It just won't open. It's seems to be locked from withinthe inside. Bummer!
3281	Whoa, now this is a heavy security door.
3284	Ah, what is this? Just looks like junk mail to me.
3285	I'd better not. My attention span for activity is fragile enough, without tempting fate by sitting.
3286	There's no point. I can tell you exactly what's under there. About two pounds of fluff and some past-itpetrified pistachios.
3289	Oh, that's done it. I've broken it!
3299	Yeah right! I'm not talented enough to use these specifications.
3301	They appear to be specs for those little gizmo things on the desk. What DO they do?
3306	It's well watered, sowhich means this office is used frequently.
3312	No thanks. I'm a little wary of these things. I feel odd when they're close to me!
3313	What a strange thing. It gives off weird noises that make me feel really weird! How weird.
3315	I don't fancythink I'll be getting in there!
3316	Uh yeah, hardly possible dude!
3318	I'm not meant to get in here!Ah, I don't think I'm like supposed to get in here.
3319	Can't we like go and do something more exciting dude, or what?
3323	It's full of boiling water. I can see scaly bits floating around on the surface.
3327	Toxic storage? Is This must be where they dump all of the old Elevator-Muzak records?.
3340	NoticeboardNotice Board
3347	Nosy Norms. Can't a guy get a little privacy around here, so he might... be able to escape or something.?
3353	Oh, nothing. I was just chanting a little mantra about how great everything is.
3355	I said I would like some privacy, and I would like to have it somewhere other than here.
3356	You are not exactly clocking up Brownie Points, Norm. Paul frowns enthusiastically upon repeat offenders.
3357	You're not exactly clocking up the Brownie Points, Norm. Paul frowns enthusiastically upon repeat offenders.
3359	Wanted PicturePoster
3360	NopeUt-uh.
3361	SheeshWhoa! He's a really ugly looking son of a witch! I bet he's real dangerous - probably gothas no respect for himself or anyoneanybody else.
3363	Whoa, look at this. Wanted: Kent Knutson. For crimes against all citizens of Neutropolis, including annoying singing in a public place. God forbid. He is also suspected of harassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his work, and the wanton use of colouredcolored paints and explosives. DO NOT approach this man. He is considered HIGHLY DIFFERENT!
3364	SheeshWhoa, dude! It's me!
3366	Wanted PicturePoster
3368	This looks like a caricature of Brian Deluge. His neck looks a little wrong thoughstrange; his Adam's apple doesn'tlooks look like a knee-cap; but that's cool!
3370	Known only as Brian Downpour, thisthe man subverts the innocent children of our community with his music composed by the devilSatan. His band is known as CRACKERS AND ASTHMA, anmore likely to anagram of "Kids, kick back and drink.", probably. If seen, call 000. Do not approach this man, he is a dangerous lunatic and a drummer.
3375	I could only use a coat of arms if I were a squid, and I'm not a squid. Ha, ha! Get it?! Ha, ha!
3377	Curious choice of iconography. I wonder if Saul can shed some more light on that? When I find him, that is.
3382	I can't get through. Obviously wearing this Norm costume does NOT make me a Norm! Which is probably a good thing.
3383	Whoa, what secrets lie beyond here?
3384	The only thing I could use this for would demandrequire that it wereto be printed on absorbent paper!
3386	A picture of Paul Nystalux. It has been taken from obviously, his best side, about ten years ago, and has been touched up by a computer. The man's honesty evidently carries through to his P.R. Department.
3391	Just a fat old Norm sitting behind what appears to be shatterproof glass. He looks kinda busy. Catch him later.
3394	Paul Nystalux is coming to this facility. He is angry with one and all because of the recent incidents which have occurred in thethis city. Remain Normal.
3395	They're are very locked.
3396	(DOOR): Norm 2782, you have been placed under House Arrest pending Paul's judgement. Make yourself useful and get away from the doors. You are making the place look a little untidy. If you haven't already done so, report to the main desk.
3409	Hi there, Mr. 0793. How's it going? When does our glorious Leader grace us with his presence?
3410	You seem unaccountably happy, Norm 2782. Leader Paul is due here at any minute.
3411	I'd gathered. And I am looking forward to grasping him warmly by the thro... hand, if you must know.
3412	I think perhaps you should make yourself scarce. He is looking to pin the blame on someone for the M.I.N.T. Mall incident.
3413	I have you down as being on duty there at the time that the 34/-DD-1 was committed.
3415	Punished, 2782! As an example to the rest of his loyal Norm Trooper Army. There is NO room for error, or boo boos, as you so eloquently put it.
3416	Elephantly? I couldn't sort of apologiseapologize, could I? Or hide perhaps?
3417	I don't think so. I'm afraid I can't let you leave this Ordinary Outpost until he has dealt with you. If you are lucky they will prove that red-haired guy did it, taking some of the heat off of you.
3418	Prove that thethat red-haired guy did it? Which onered-haired guy would that be?
3419	The one in the picture, right over there on the wall. I wouldn't like to be in his shoes if THEY nail him, ehhmmm?
3420	Hmmmm,Oh no. No, I wouldn't either.
3421	Who are THEY? Who is ever going to nail that ugly subversive skinroll?
3425	You might want to check how close they are. Impress Leader Paul upon his arrival.
3426	Well thank you so much. And where, might I ask, is Research?
3427	I'll give you the code, Norm. 1-5-7-2. Tap that into the keypad right over there and the elevator will take you directly to the labs. 1-5-7-2. You got that?
3428	1-5-7-2. Right on. Thanks, Bud. Stay Normal.
3430	Do you know what these things are for?
3432	I'm just a desk-bound resource. I'm not even allowed to go to the mensmen's room.
3433	Right on. Is that why you turned off the fountain?
3434	Well, no. It's out of order, but that's fine. The sound of those tinkling droplets might cause a little, er... you know, one of, er... a kind of spillage!
3441	I can't open them until the elevator arrives. I guess I need an access code to make that happen.
3443	Strange coat of arms. This elevator seems to be well used. Pity it doesn't come to this floor.
3447	That would be neat.Oh, yeah. I could do it if I changed my name to Winch or Cable.That would be like so neato.
3458	Yay! Progress! I wonder if I can find Saul now? Let's take it to the streets.
3462	I can read it. duh!
3464	RIOT CONTROL DEVICE Aim at the base of the non- conformist.RIOT CONTROL DEVICE Aim at the base of the non- conformist. Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C. Press all buttons labelled blue.Ensure that Lever A does not intersect its dangle angle with the potential arc of Rod C. Press all buttons labeled blue.
3465	Right, I need to press the three buttons at the bottom, whilstwhile I throw the two yellow levers at the top.
3466	Well, I might just be able to bore someone with it later.
3467	It's a soap script for "MY NEIGHBOUR IS NORMAL"Whoa! Check it! A TV show. It's a soap script for "The Normal and The Beautiful". My favorite.
3468	ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM. TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me. MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love. TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly. MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love. TABITHA: But I don't care. MOTHER: Good, Love. ROLL CREDITS...ENTER TABITHA TO ROOM. TABITHA: Oh Mother, Tom has jilted me. MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love. TABITHA: (Weeping) He embarrassed me horribly. MOTHER: Oh Dear, Love. TABITHA: I'm going to blow up his apartment complex! MOTHER: Good, Love. ROLL CREDITS...
3473	It's part of the machine. I don't get onalong with machines.
3475	You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera taking a look.You can't even go to the smallest room in this city without a camera watching your every move. How much does that suck?!
3478	I can't not do that.
3479	They're part of the machine. We're all part of the machine.
3480	These must be the things that were shouting those orders out earlier. Weird!
3483	I think it would probably prefer to use itself!
3484	FarWay too heavy!
3485	Looks like even the Norms get bored standing in one place for too long. They've sent a robot to look after me. I'm truly flattered.
3488	Hey, Deluge! Did you see yourself on TV? You looked gnarly, man.You were bitchen.
3489	OhNo, Knutson! I didn't, I'm at work, dummy! And I always look gnarly man. That's my job as guru and mentor of the revolution.
3491	Hey Brian, I think you're neat! Being as cool as you must be such hard work.
3492	Stop brown-nosing Kent. I may lose my lunch if you carry on, and I'm not responsible for your dry- cleaning bill if I do.
3494	OKAll right then. You suck!
3495	Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the steam off my waste products!Well frankly, I wouldn't give you the scud under my toenails! You don't deserve to be a revolutionary!
3497	Hi there.
3498	Don't "hi" me. Kent, we are very disappointed in you. We believed that you had the skills and motivation to make a difference to the people of this city. I'm a fool for believing in you.
3499	Well, it's true you maymight be a fool Heather, but I haven't given up yet.
3501	What was it that you wanted me to do, exactly? I have a terriblereally bad memory.
3502	So bad that you forgot about the list I gave you? Come on Kent, quit day- dreaming and.... ACHIEVE!
3505	Can you give me any help with this? I just need one clue. C'mon, give me one infinitesimally small break here?
3506	OK. Get... a... life!
3508	ByeAll right. I'll be back. And I'll have a life, so you won't call me a loser next time I come here.
3511	Hi.
3513	This is Norm 2782. He got injured when the Waffle got painted. I reckonedrecognized you guys would be able to help him. He's injured and confused.
3514	Well, we'll see what we can do. We don't normally like to have anything to do with his sort.
3517	I met Brian. He's a bit weird. Not really very helpful.He's a strange cat, and he didn't help at all.
3518	YesYeah he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or something. He tends to resent new members anyway. That's why we only have, er... three to be exact.
3519	You plan to undermine the current powerbase with THREE people?! Ex-squeeze me, reality check.
3520	Well we'll have four if you manage to succeed in your tasks. So hurry up, and the revolution could be happening tomorrow.
3522	Tomorrow, right! Presuming of course that it's not wash day, or Brian doesn't have a gig or something.
3523	Well a... Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the group. He guides us with his thoughts and music.
3525	Sheesh!Yeah.
3527	Can you tell me about that note now? You went ga-ga when I showed you that, and said "so it might be true.". Like someone in a tragic fantasy film.
3528	Well I can't really tell you at the moment. Finish your tasks and I WILL tell you.
3533	Bye, Kent. Good luck dude. We'll just hold down the fort here for a while., OK?
3534	Yeah see ya soon, boy. I wish I was coming with ya.
3535	I'm glad you're aren'tnot.
3537	Way to go, Kent! We saw Brian's tape broadcast. It was spectacular. Isn't he great?
3538	Oh, I'm a huge fan.
3539	Kent, you must paint the sculpture in the Mall next. It's vitally important for my theories and research.
3541	I met Brian. He's a bit weird.He's really strange. Not really very helpful.Didn't help at all.
3542	Yes, he can be a little strange. I guess it's the artistic temperament or something. He tends to resent new members, anyway. That' why we only have, er.... three to be exact.
3544	Well we'll have four if you manage to succeed in your tasks. So hurry and the revolution could be happening tomorrow.
3546	Tomorrow, right! Presuming of course that it's not wash day or Brian doesn't have a gig or something.
3547	Well, Brian doesn't actually do anything. He's more of a spiritual member of the group. He guides us with his thoughts and his cool music.
3549	Sheesh!Yeah.
3551	There's a Norm stationed at the Mall. Man, that guy's a complete spike in the derriere.
3552	Then you must distract him, don't harm him. There are plenty of ways to outwit those fools.
3553	Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one.Hey, I'm sure I'll think of one of 'em. They don't call me Kent "Freeform Brainstorm" Knutson for no reason you know.They don't call me Kent "The Great Freeform Brainstorm" Knutson for no reason at all.
3554	QuiteYeah, that's what scares me. And that's why we've have given you this opportunity to join our group.
3557	Try to apply yourself, Kent. I know you are capable. Good luck dude.
3560	Don't look downVertigo-o-rama!
3572	Oh, it's just another one of those security things.
3587	This door leads inside. Let's check it out.
3590	I wouldn't know how. This stuff is over my head!This stuff is way past me!
3592	Whoa, gnarly. It seems to be a picture of a human skull.
3599	Whoa, it's a model of a head. Clearly someone round here has the motto: "To improve yourself, get a head!"!
3602	I don't think I'd better messscrew around with this.
3603	It's Way totoo heavy!
3604	Whoa, check it. It seems to be monitoring the sound levels from one of Brian's CD's. The levels look dangerously high!
3608	It's Way too heavy!
3609	It's monitoring someone'sthe vital signs of somebody.
3614	I think all the equipment in this room is controlled from right here.
3618	WhoWhat am I, some titanic God?!
3619	The city. The little people going about their business, oblivious to the sinister secretsforces of their evil police force! It makes me feel proud to be doing all this for them.
3621	OK, I'll take a couple. No one will miss them. Brian might even sign them if he's ever in a good frame of mind.Brian might even sign them if he knew how to write.
3622	Brian CD's. Oh, they have a sticker on them saying "CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.". Inspirational choice of album name: "ZEN THROBB.".
3625	Oh look, one of Paul's army of sadosdweebs. His name badge says Conrad Smulch.
3629	It's stuck between all of it's neighbouringneighboring tiles. I don't really want it anyway. So, you're lucky!
3630	This tile looks a little loose. I wonder if it's important?has any significance at all?!
3631	Boring looking fountain. By expert deduction I would say that it is currently out of order.My keen eye tells me that it is currently out of order.
3635	Yes, but only momentarily, thank Paul. I don't think I could stand it if it was on permanently!
3636	There might be a way, but I just don't know what it is.
3639	Greetings there, fellow Friend of Paul.
3642	Hello, Norm. Could you enlighten me as to what the hell this gizmo is?
3644	I just kinda foundfell upon it.
3646	Oh, No.
3647	Then I suggest you stay that way. You have performed correctly and quickly in bringing this to me, Norm 2782. I will inform our unparalleled leader of your initiative upon his arrival. This deed might help in his choice of punishment. You have safeguarded a sensitive secret, one that could ruin Paul's, er.... evening.
3649	Norm 2782, are you experiencing difficulties with the ZOOMTOOBZOOM TOOB?
3650	Er, yes. As a matter of fact, I is.
3651	You need to go to the Processing Floor to sign for a prisoner before they will send one down. You also have to send the spent one back. Have you gone different, Norm?
3653	Alrighty then, I'll be off thengoing.
3657	Oh look, it's one of Paul's army of sadosdweebs. His name badge says CONRAD SMULCH.
3663	Er, excuse me, can you tell me, what youthe hell are you doing to that guy in there?
3664	I am testing the Human mind's tolerance to Rock and... er, Roll. I am expecting the man to expire quite soon.
3665	EXPIRE!? Do you mean, like DIE, DEATH, KILLING?! What happens then? What will that prove? Just that your speakers suck!
3666	I will then need another subject, and it will prove that this type of "music" is extremely dangerous indeed.
3667	Particularly when played at insufferable volcanic volumes, I assume.
3668	Pardon me?
3669	Er...Nothing, brother. Stay Normal.
3675	Oh, not with this window in the way.
3676	Hey, that looks like a great telescopicextension ladder. How handy!
3679	Whoa, let me out of here! I'm freakin'!
3683	Oh, no way. I'm not touching it.
3684	FarWay too heavy!
3688	I can't make head nor tailtails of it.
3698	I've had enough of those thing for one game! Yeah.
3699	I really, really, really, really, really don't want it.
3700	Another one of those pesky extinguishers. They seem to breed everywhere!.
3707	Fancy coat stand. Either that or the guy died of boredom in this office!.
3710	Oh cool. This leads back into the corridor.
3713	Oh, no thanks. I'm not interested in reading right now. I have work to do.
3715	All sorts of files and paperwork strewn about here.Oh cool. There's all sorts of files and paperwork thrown everywhere. I bet it's all boring.
3718	Nah!Ut-uh.
3723	It's locked. Say NO to drugs, kids!I have such a headache too.
3725	I bet they store all kinds of drugsmedical stuff in here.
3726	Oh whoa. They're attached to the tube!
3727	There are three buttons. Two, arrows, one pointing up, the other down, and a big red button.One arrow pointing up, one arrow pointing down, and a big red button.
3729	Whoa, check it. That capsule thing has like, disappeared.
3730	Whoa. A capsule has arrived.
3735	Er, excuse me there. Where is the Processing Floor?
3736	I am starting to worry about you, Norm. It's on the top floor, near the Pens. Next, you'll be telling me you have forgotten the code!
3737	Ha, Ha, good grief! Forget the code??! Never!
3738	If you had forgotten I'm afraid I would have to report it to our superior. I, and others are watching you, Norm 2782. Now, keep an eye on this man. If he acts strange, inform me immediately. I have some data to study.
3746	I don't need this door, but I could use the broken window.
3755	Ah, the fireworks display at the Mall! That sure brightened up the city. We mustshould do that every year.
3761	What's the point, dude?
3762	He, he, I did a really great job repainting the Mall.I guess I really did a great repainting job at the Mall. Well, it was boring without that special touch of colour!Well, it was boring without that special touch of color!
3767	It's so locked.
3769	Oh, that's probably where they store dangerous drugs. that I'm not interestedsupposed to look at.
3774	Well duh, what you'd expect to find in a lab, a microscope.
3777	Yeah right! I'm not using someone elseselse's toothbrush!
3782	I'm sorry, I just have absolutely no use for them.
3784	I expect these contain horrible, skin-burning, destroying, destructive, satanistic chemicals.
3792	They're mine., they're mine, they're all mine!.
3793	Aha! A bunch of keys hidden away in here. How nifty.
3796	Oh, that's not working. Give it up!
3800	It's a large tube. There seems to be a door leading into it. WeirdCurious!
3804	It's a small, gold key. Righteous.
3808	It's a great big 'ol filing cupboardcabinet.
3811	I'm not getting in there! so give it up.
3813	It's one of those things that zoom around pipes using compressed air, except this one is big enough to take a person!Whoa, it's one of those things man, that shoot things through pipes using compressed air with things, except this one's big enough to take a whole thing. I mean person.
3816	Oh no. I'm totally getting claustrophobic in here!
3819	Well, they just lead up to the wall of this big old dumpster. There doesn't look like there's any way in to me.
3820	The only way I could pick these up is if I had a pound of plaster and an hour to kill.
3821	WowWhoa! It looks as though this dumpster is a very popular place. The prints are all different. Some are big boots... Which I wouldndon't likewant to find out who they belong to. Now those slinky slingback prints there... I'd like to bump into the wearer of those!
3822	No way! I'm not the least interested in ironing. That's for wimps!wusses.
3824	Hmmm... Ironing - an occupation invented by the devil himself!
3825	AhaAh! I always collect coupons, but alas this is stuck fast!
3827	Hey! Free Norm Snax! Whoa! Let me at 'em!
3828	Whoa! I wonder where this leads to?
3839	CarefullyEasy does it. Don't want the guy to be any more damaged that he already is.
3843	Hey! The prisoner has chewed through his bondsstraps and made a run for it.
3845	He's in the corridor. But, that's okay, he's a moron and he's knocked himself out!
3846	Interesting. This Rock and Roll music evidently turns people into savages. Send him back to the Processing Floor in the tube and I will send for a fresh subject.
3848	Well, why? What seems to be the little problem, esteemed colleague?
3849	Our normally faithful slave, technology, appears to be having a tantrum again. In short, I cannot contact the Processing Floor using E-mail.
3850	Well, never mind, maybe you can find something else normal to do with your time.
3851	This research is critical! Go up there and tell them I need a fresh volunteer sendingsent down the tube.
3860	Just a set of slightly soiled scissors.
3864	Well, he's like he's just got one strap left now.
3867	Oh he's slumped nicely in the capsule. I'll soon have him out of the way.
3868	Yeah?! Duh! Isn't that where I am right now?
3874	Glass ShardsFragments
3876	Sorry, it appears to be locked.
3882	I can't reach it. There's a pane of bullet-proof glass between me and it.There's a pane of bullet-proof glass blocking my way.
3884	It looks like Paul's giving his favouritefavorite building a face lift. I think he should consider one for each of his loyal servants.
3887	I can't not do that.
3888	OK, but I don't want to carry him far! because he's sooooso damn heavy!
3889	He's knocked himself senseless smashing into that window.He's knocked himself silly smashing into that window. Ugh! There's nasal debris everywhere!He's gotten snot everywhere!
3890	No way am I lugging this guy around the city.No way am I lugging my runny nose friend around the city. I refuse to leave until I've found a home for him.
3892	OK, I'll just drop him in here, and then I should be able to send him back up to the Processing Floor.
3893	I'd need to get a capsule into the tube soto I can put him in it.
3894	I don't think it would be a good idea to put him here. That fiendish scientist would find him. Where can I put him, dudes?
3895	That's it. He's been whisked away through the tubes to the Processing Floor. Good luck, my brain-crazed friend!
3898	It'sWhoa, just what I wanted, a piece of snotty broken glass!
3899	I'm not so sure about that.
3901	That won't do any good!, at all.
3910	'"To the World's most normal Dad'." I didn't buy it, honest - it came with the apartment.
3911	Ow! It's a bit warm! I wonder if this is how Bond changes his finger prints?
3918	Well, I don't see anywhere to use it around here.
3919	Yeah, What with?
3922	Ah, look at it! It's a little cute little cog.
3927	I don't have anything to work on!Huh, I've nothing to work on!
3936	There's a little puddle of rain water in the middle of the rusty patch. OopsWhoa, it's collapsed inside!
3937	OK. I hope the guy that put it there notices it's gone or there could be a nasty accident!
3938	This looks like a great telescopicextension ladder.
3940	The best place to stand it is roundaround the front. The ground is firmer there.
3944	Yo dude, what's up? Are you determined to give me a hernia?
3945	ItUh, looks like a haulage container, dude.
3946	Oh, It's so broken.
3947	It'sNeh, eh - way too heavy.
3948	Well, It's a broken down engine.
3950	Hey Einstein, got any other bright ideas?!
3951	I made a little hole in the container. There's a strong chemical smell coming up from inside.
3953	Whoa! Slow down! Way too heavy!
3955	I can open them all except the one around his chest. That seems to be glued together.
3957	There are straps holding the guy in, made from some kind of seatbeltseat belt type material.
3958	Whoa, I can hear the music from here. It's reallyway loud! Bitchen!
3960	WOW! Somebody's bolted these cans to his head! What were they thinking?
3963	Kinda looks like he's enjoying it. You're sooooso lucky, pal. I expect that makes you forget about your terrible cold.
3965	He's still strapped in now.
3966	He's not enjoying this at all, really. His eyeballs look like they are full of milk, because they'vere rolled so far back into his head. I should save him from that maniac in the white coat.
3973	Oh no, it seems to be broken.
3975	Oh yeah. It's a waste grinder. Could be useful. Looks like someone was repairing it.
3978	Oh now they will never know the secret of the special Mood Magnet Blocking Formula.
3979	There goes the doggy. Don't try this at home, kids!kiddies.
3981	There they go. The Norms no longer have my fingerprints, yeah!
3986	Whoa, why is soeverything much stuff broken in this city? It looks like there are two cogs missing.
3987	There's still one cog missing.
3989	Hey, it looks like it was made to fit! Lucky, huh?!.
3991	WOWWhoa! Nice grinding action!
3992	Still too heavy.Well, it's not getting any lighter.
3993	Now that I've fixed it, I can grind somesomething things with it. But what?
3994	Sorry pal, there's no room in here.
4000	Whoa. This is one of the dogs I used at the Mall. Someone is really on my trail!
4001	I don't want to get caught yellow-handed. I think I'll leave it here.I think I'll just leave that right there.
4002	It's a little plastic bag containing yellow flakes. The tag says: "Paint with damping properties, developed by underground movement. Collected at crime scene MINT Mall."
4005	I wouldndon't know what to do with a desk.
4011	Oh, it's just one of those boring old computers.
4012	Here it goes...
4025	It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never likeda big technology fan anyway.
4027	What the hell does all this stuff mean?! Brain degradation state? Idea coefficient filtration coefficient? This keeps getting stranger! I can't take it!
4028	ThatWhoa, this elevator isn'tis never going to come! Looks like I need to find another way out.
4031	It doesn't seem to work.It looks real busy right now. I'll leave it to get on with its job. I was never a big technology fan anyway.
4032	It's totally attached to the desk.
4037	What are you on? It's just an elevator.
4044	Oh, how dare you! I am a irresponsible, uniformed nonfiller and I would like a prisoner sent down to the Research Labs.
4051	That shouting dude must have slipped through here. Miss you alreadymuch!
4054	Use the buttons! dudes.
4056	ReckonI imagine this is where they send prisoners all over the Ordinary Outpost.
4060	Nothing's happening. Where's the damn capsule?
4063	It's a sliding door. NeatBitchen.
4064	I have no use for desks. Boring, officey people use desks.I have no use for desks, or anything that reminds me of school.
4065	How inspiring. NOT!It inspires me to fall asleep.
4070	Ah! These things must connect up into a huge network running all around the building. This one has 'Delivery' written onall over it.
4073	Whoa, these buttons work the thing.
4082	Oh, impossible!. Totally impossible.
4084	"Kent Knutson: First Offender. Evidence relating to other crimes has been lost. Considered slightly differentstrange!"
4085	"Kent Knutson: OffencesOffenses include infringement of the Joyous Abstention Laws, harrassingharassing a Norm Trooper in the pursuit of his duty, terrorism, and others! Evidence for these crimes has been processed, and has been found to be conclusive. Arrest on sight!"
4090	Whoa, I can hear a weird buzzing coming from inside, almost exactly as weird as the noise that gizmo from the furniture made, but I can't be sure.
4094	It's a big red mushroom of a button. There's a little sign next to it with "Over Ride" written onall over it.
4097	I can't now. It's stuck in there.
4099	Oh great, the button's stuck in now.
4103	I'm not capable of doing that.Sorry dude, I'm not capable to do that.
4108	This rope goes right down to ground level, and the pulley, it looks sturdy enough.
4109	Hey, just remember, glass is dangerous, kids!
4110	It's smashed. That's what I like to call break-dancing!
4111	I should be able to climb right through...
4116	They all look freaky in there, the glass distorts their features! No one looks very happy either.
4117	Nice lighting, but I suspect there's more to it than that. That noise sounds chillingly familiar too.
4118	I'd really rather not. This place gives me the runs!Well it doesn't look like it opens to me.
4135	"Stable.". That's all it says.
4140	Whoa, this little screen says "Spent.". How gross!
4145	"Drooping?"? Strange word. What kind of context are we talking about here?!
4152	"Normal.". Terrible word! Almost as bad as brain-dead!
4153	This guy looks like he managed to weather the storm a little. Better than those other saps. I wonder what goes on inside these tubes?
4166	It reads, "Vacant, ready for new occupant.".
4171	It reads, "Vacant, ready for new occupant.".
4177	It reads, "New Mood Filter Arrival Imminent." I have a very strange sinking feeling.
4197	What the hell are these?! Whoa, I can feel every hair on my body straightening out and standing on it's end! This is great!
4198	That hit me straight between the eyes!Whoa, that hit me straight between the eyes! I've just had a terrific idea for a game show! Most peculiar.Lobotomy city.
4199	What is this? I have a tremendous piece forusing three pianos held in my head! I don't even know what the black keys are for! Trippy!
4200	I want this to stop! My greygray matter is about to seep onto my shoulders! No, it can't be so!
4205	Now it says, "Population Idea Filtration in Progress. South River Furniture Transmissions under scrutiny.". It makes no sense to me.
4210	Now it says, "Component Active.". I hope it's not referring to the people inside!
4211	Hi there, can I get you asomething to drink?
4212	Would you like an Aspirin?Would you like a head pill?
4213	ExcuseEx-squeeze me?
4217	My God!Holy Fascist Leader! It's leader Paul! Or it could be S...It's Paul! Or could it be ..
4219	Hardly! Huh!
4220	I don't know how to use this. I'm not reallyremotely sure I'd likewould even want to try!
4221	SheeshWhoa, this is creepy! That dude's soaked. He doesn't look too hot either, his flesh is all waxy and slack!sick.
4222	Oh no way! If I end up like that I might jeopardisejeopardize my new- found friendship.
4223	Scary chick, look at that grin! Check out those eyes. The last time I saw peepers like that was at a taxidermy exhibition.
4224	I'm in a kinda good but could get worse any minute, kinda mood. Using this could potentially ruin my day., so don't make me do it!
4226	Still no luck. They're super duper cold!
4228	All the tubes are suddenly vacant. It looks like those people disappeared through the floor.Those people appeared to disappear through the floor.
4232	I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendour.I can see the city out there in all its polluted splendor. Surely they could do something to brighten the place up.Sure they could do something to brighten the place up. Something along the lines of the Great Fire of London perhaps.Possibly, make a city wide bonfire.
4233	Yeah?! How in hell could I do that?!
4245	Those old blue walls! I never thought I'd see them again. What a depressing colour schemecolor! How did I get myself into this mess?
4249	Hey there, Norm!
4251	Hey, I want to use the bathroom...lavatory...restroom.
4255	No one ever has. I hope that's improved your day, weirdo. Shoulda stayed in your apartment like a good boy!
4257	Please let me out?! Please! Please! I can't take it anymore!!! I have someone to rescue.
4258	Is that some kind of joke?! Shut up Knutson, otherwise your life could get real hardshort, real fast!
4260	I'll shutbe shutting up then.
4261	Do itthat!
4263	Another Norm Trooper on guard. If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be able to sneak out of here.If he's as gullible as Norm 2782, I might be in with a chance of escape.
4269	Yeah?! I'm not like touching itthat without rubber gloves!
4271	Whoa! Hold on a second there! This is not butt bongo fiesta! This is a family game. Plus, I'm not exactly sure what it does.
4272	What...?! Sparks, like the ones in that room where I met Paul, nasally congested fool that he is.
4273	I think it's decided to use itself. I'm am not veryat all comfortable right now!.
4274	There must be a circular system of these throughout the building. Prisoners must keep going round 'till they expire.Prisoners probably go around, and round, and round and ROUND and ROUND until they die.
4275	No way! I don't want to go back in there. Gourd overload, dude!
4276	This MUST be the John, but not like the one I ever saw before!
4277	Right?! Hello!!! Check it out! Not in a family game!
4278	Oh, ooohoh! Check it! Damage alert! Something freaky this way comes!
4279	Whoa! It seems to be automated.
4280	I do NOT like these! They give me the creeps! I don't want to go back in there, I feel totally drained!
4281	That is something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still able to breathe.Yeah, no thanks! That's something I'd prefer to avoid while I'm still capable of breathing.
4282	Yeah?! Noer...Sorry! Very, extremely locked!
4283	This door is designed with two purposes: To confound and depress a potential escapee.
4287	Stainless steel tray, a dispensing nozzle, and cutlery on unbreakable plastic cords. They're just a little too short to make eating a pleasure.
4288	There's nothing on the tray at the moment. It just can't be feeding time yet.
4302	He looks way too mean to get close to!Oh, whoa! He looks too mean to even look at!
4303	Uh-huh! I'm not going near him!
4304	This guy seems to be the senseimentor of those ninja turds!
4307	If I had these guys as friends, I'd never be afraid of anybody!If I had these guys as friends, I'd have no enemies.
4309	Wait a minute... haven't I wandered into the wrong gamemovie?! What's happening here?! Oh my God, I'm in a turtle movie!
4310	One of those weird orifii. Who knows where it leads? Possibly, another cell?
4316	The way down to another cell? This is getting monotonous! This is just so damn monotonous! I just don't know what to do!!!
4317	In a few minutes... probably!
4322	Aaagh! As soon as I get near to the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of strange thoughts!As soon as I get near the toob, my mind just fills with all kinds of strange thoughts! Wonderful ideas, dark imaginings...Wonderful ideas, dark visions, cloudy memories. phew!It's exciting.
4324	New people! Look at their faces, they look like angels or something. Their eyes are flickering all over the place.
4326	Have you any idea what these are? I've found lots today. They all seem to be hidden inside furniture.
4327	I've seen little crushed up parts similar to these in the trash thrown out of the furniture plant.
4328	So you do have an idea then?
4329	Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions already.
4331	Have you any idea what these are? I've found lots today. They all seem to be hidden ininside furniture.
4332	Now I've seen little crushed up parts similar to these in the trash thrown out of thethat furniture plant.
4333	So you do have an idea then?
4334	Not right now, but leave it with me and I'll try to work out what it does. I already have my suspicions. already.
4335	Hey, I'm Kent. Not Clark Kent though... I know it's tooeasy heavy to move!confuse me with my dynamic body.
4336	Nice gates. They lead to the street, but I guess you probably already knew that?!
4338	WELL DONE KENT!Way to go Kent dude! You have proved that you are capable of acting on your own initiative.You have proven that you are capable of acting on your own initiative. Just what we all wanted to see.
4341	Things weren't so bad. I've sold a few copies of 'Zen Throbb'.I've sold a couple of copies of 'Zen Throbb'. The message is already out there. I think we should wait for the groundswell before we further expose group safety by taking further action.I think we should wait for the groundswell before we endanger the group by taking further action.
4342	What are you talking about! There IS no groundswell, Brian! Kent is part of the group now, our man in the field. There is NO argument.
4345	I feel fine about that Brian.Well, I feel just swell about that Brian. It gives me some purpose to my life.It gives me some great sense of meaning in my life.
4346	Cool! Welcome aboard dude.
4348	Well, not too comfortable, to be honest. I thought you would all be pulling in the same direction. I thought there would be more of you. And I thought you would have all the kinds of weapons and gadgets like in the movies.
4349	Kent, it's just group dynamics. We all share a vision of the same goal, but our opinions differ on the best route to get there. We'll be just fine. The only gadgets we need are our minds and our spirit of difference.
4351	So, is there any news on the gizmos from the factory? What do you reckonthink they do, really?
4352	Well, as yet I've have made limited progress on that. But I have a hunch that they might be something to do with people's behaviourbehavior patterns,. but I can't quite pin it down, yet.
4353	Do you think that you might discover their secret soon? It seems a little sinister that no one knows EXACTLY what they do!
4354	Well we think that we MIGHT know where a man is who COULD help us out with this problem. Your note was a great clue.
4356	Oh yeah, the note. WhoIt was righteous. Who's that from?
4357	It's from Saul, the not-quite-dead twin brother of Leader Paul.
4358	Whoa! Wait, hold on a second! Saul, he's still alive?!? What are you trying to say?
4359	Yeah, he is, and somehow he knows about our group.
4361	Oh, well that's just great! So, what do we do nextnow?
4362	Well, the next thing YOU do is infiltrate the Ordinary Outpost and liberate Saul. His knowledge would be invaluable at this time.
4364	CouldWhat is this? What do you mean just me?? Aren't you guys gonna help? I'm just...no one-man army. Plus, I'm a wanted man already. I'm too young to be tortured!
4365	Oh man. It makes more sense for you to do it on your own, Kent. You stand more chance of succeeding. It's bound to work because it's exactly what the Norm's least expect.
4366	Dead right!Well you gotta great point there! And you expect me to pull it off alone?Except there's one little problem. You expect me to pull it off all by myself?
4367	Dai will wait for you up on the roof in one of his cradles. He will bring you safely back down to earth.
4369	They'll finger me as soon as I walk in! I'll be lobotomisedlobotomized before you can say scalpel!
4370	No, no. I've have made a few alterations to Norm 2782's uniform. It will be a perfect disguise. When you leave, you musthave to wear it.
4372	Why is this Saul guy so important?Why is this Saul dude so important? I know he's Paul's twin brother and stuff, but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up. He's gonna be whacked out of his brain!I know he's Paul's twin brother and everything, but if he's been locked up for the thirty years since the Great Shake-Up he's gonna be a tad bit spaced don't you think?!
4373	His note says different. Kent, we MUST free him. You are just the, er... man for the job.
4374	It's kinda looking that way, I must admit.Well, I am a man and it is a job, so I guess you gotta a good point.
4376	OK. As much as I think this is crazy, I'll dolove it. I've have nothing to lose anyhowanyway so I might as well give it my best shot.
4377	Your name will be legend. Good luck Kent! Free Saul! Work your way to the roof of the Ordinary Outpost. Dai will be waiting for you there in one of his cradles.
4379	You know, I really don't like this at all. I want to go home now!
4382	How's that Norm shaping up? He wasn't in great shape last time I saw him.Last time I saw him he had a big metal plate in his head!
4383	Well, he has a piece of fire extinguisher lodged in his head, Kent. Although his condition is serious, he's in surprisingly high spirits. These Norms must be hard men indeed.
4386	These are like the things I saw in that room full of tubes. It usually means something very odd is about to happen!
4388	I guess they don't like people getting comfortable around here. I don't reckon these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway.I don't think these flimsy chains could take my weight anyway. One of them looks really worn.One of them looks well used.
4391	There's no way out through therehere at the moment.
4392	The cell door. Looks like no one around here is dense enough to leave 'em unlocked. What's wrong with a bit of inefficiency? I always seem to get by with plenty of it.
4396	So much stuff needs fixing around here. At least that much is normal. It doesn't look as if they can close this little hatchlatch.
4397	Yeah?! Who are they trying to kid? I bet most lard-asses sleep with their heads under the *FOOD* nozzle.
4398	Oh, grodey! Barf! There must be ten pounds of edible slurry here!
4399	I...I er... ain't hungry.ain't hungry, dude. Maybe I could smear the walls with it or something constructive like that, to display my objection to being locked up.Maybe I could use it to eat through walls or something useful like that.
4401	These leads reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.The utensil leashes reach halfway to the door, probably stopping the inmate from taking the guard by surprise with a sharpened spoon.
4405	Humph! No it won't break. I need to give it a really good smack with something. It's begging for punishment. Hurt me... hurt me... hurt me!
4408	Yeah?! Hardly, it's like chained to the wall!
4409	This bench looks like it was replaced only yesterday.
4410	OOF! SheeshWhoa that smarts!
4413	It's chainedattached firmly to the wall.
4414	Another one of those soooo comfortable benches.Another one of those so comfortable benches. I have a bigger chopping board at home.I've seen bigger benches in a doll house.
4417	I can't get it out of the remnants of the bench. Can't do much with it 'till then.
4418	Uh, Yeah?! I need to get it out of the bench first.
4419	Still making strange noises I see. Very good., keep it up, never change babe, love ya!
4427	Hey,! HEY! That's done it! The sucker's busted! Whooo hoo, Heee, hee!!
4432	I ain't lickin' that up!What for?
4433	I can't think of much to write. Also, I don't want to wipe up that much mulch with it, it seems pointless.
4438	I seem to have created a primitive message delivery machine. Ha...a note on a stick.
4441	Not sure if it's working. There are no perculiarpeculiar noises coming from this one. WherWhere can I get another?
4444	Yeah...right?! Have you ever tried to pick up gravy with your hands? Don't think you can do it, genius!
4445	There's a skin on it. Still soft beneath though. I imagine it looks fairly similar AFTER digestion!
4449	Whoa! JeezGees! Food's flooding out everywhere! Norm, get me outaoutta this hole, or I'll....I'll die the most tasteless brown death you've ever heard of!
4450	I think you missed the area behind my ear!
4467	I know this is a shower, but they appear to use hoses rather than fixed showers!
4470	A nice glass door. It's almost invisible. I wonder how many people have walked into it by mistake?!I wonder how many people have walked into it because they're stupid?!
4475	You really want me to do that? I thought this was a family game? Besides, I'm not thirsty!
4477	This is strange. It appears to be made of some kind of hard resin. Cool! I can hear that weird sound here too, but it sounds slightly different. It's not right here!
4479	Gentlemen use these to avoid getting their shoes wet. What are they?
4484	Gee, he's getting a little familiar! Can't a guy go to the John without being watched?Can't a guy take a leak without someone watching?!
4485	Yeah?! Most ignorant guy I ever met! At least Norm 2782 quoted rules and stuff at me, before his luckyunfortunate injury.
4487	ExcuseEx-squeeze me...
4490	Just get on with what you came to do, Boy! Disgusting though it may be!
4492	Oh, right-e-o....I was just wondering if...
4493	HURRY,! will ya? I have to go stand in the corridor some more.
4494	Well, then why don't you just go right ahead and stand...
4495	Nice try, Citizen! I may be stupid, but I'm not smart!Do I look that stupid?
4497	SheeshYou couldn't possibly be!
4499	Saul, one of my transmitters is brokenbusted. Any helpful suggestions?
4502	Hey! This gets me out of this elevator. Next floor lingerie.
4506	Sorry, I need to enter a code to use it.
4510	Oh, well this gets me out of thisthe elevator.
4519	No way! They're probably alive with creepy crawlies dude!
4520	This food is months old. YukYuckage!
4524	No thanks dudes.
4525	This milk is an antique. I'm seeing if I can make cheese!No thanks!
4527	CisternToilet Tank
4528	I can't flush the toilet. The ballcock seems to be jammed for some reason.That little round thing seems to be jammed for some reason, and it's not going down.
4529	I can't not do that.
4530	It's just the cisternwater tank.
4535	OK, Mister! That's your cue to squeeze and leave!That's your cue to come out of there!
4537	I just seem to be collecting junk around here. Take it away!
4539	I can't use it here, but thanks.
4540	Whoa, bitchen! These suckers work underwater too. Looks like folks lose more than they think in the smallest room around here.
4541	OK, I have it. I'll just hidesecrete it about my person.
4546	Norm 2782, we're putting together an in-depth documentary about you and your brave attempts to stop the evil path of subversion, and your time in captivity at their hideout, and how this affects you on a daily basis.
4547	What?Which part of the question did you want me to answer?!
4548	We will be filming and listening to you at all times with hidden cameras and mics. Please try to act as naturally as possible.
4550	Hey guy, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.Hey dude, I appreciate the attention but I'm gonna have to ask you to make yourself scarce. Thanks and all.Like disappear, Cha Cha... Maybe another day.
4551	Ah, sorry Paul didn't tell you. He has commissioned this work. He wants some footage to show the population what a dangerous job you Norm guys do. He said you were a perfect example of how police action can screw you up.
4553	OK, I guess you should get on with it. I'll try to be as natural as possible. If I do anything weird it's probably the just the after-effects of my trauma. I was deeply affected.
4554	Thank you for your co-operation. Just pretend I'm not here. Be yourself please. Your comfort is our pleasure.
4559	Why don't you take fiveyourself a little fiver there, buddy? You're looking a little greybloodshot around the sockets of your eyes there.
4560	I was awake and alert for twelve consecutive days when Saul Nystalux passed away. Sleep is a luxury to me, plus I can't leave my gorgeous equipment unattended. Thanks for the offer though Norm.
4562	Say, don't you like need to go to the bathroom? The old waistline looks a little bloated, plus if you hang on to your, er.... toxinspoisons, you might make yourself sick. I know it's making me sick!
4563	NoNaw, I went just before youI arrived. I'm not too regular to be honest. Must be the odd hours that I work.
4565	Well, maybe it's time that you become a little more irregular. Is there any time when you aren't recording? Changing a tape for example?
4566	NO, its continuous. All kept in yonder black box by my feet. Totally solid state, no moving parts. Ahhh, the miracle of silicon! Ask any lifeguard!
4568	I'd say. So, let me ask you a question. Is there anywhere where you can't see or hear me? Or do you see EVERYTHING?
4569	Everything, Love! Everything! I see everything. But don't worry, we won't be using the meatier shots.
4571	Well, I'll get back to my duties then. Make sure you get my best side.
4576	The guy's plump and well buffed. Looks like he's thoroughly efficient. That means he won't miss a trick. I gotta throw him off my scent. I better shower.
4579	More buttons than a pearly king's best suit.More buttons than I'd ever want to deal with. This must be mission control.
4580	That's right, Norm. With this baby I can record your every move and sound. Don't worry, we won't miss a damn thing! Just try to act natural.
4582	Ahhh, sorry! I like to keep a little safety zone around my equipment. This little butebeaut's worth more than you pull down in a decade, so could you just leave it where I put it? Thank you.
4583	Twisting knobs and pushing buttons! Even a rabid chimp could do it!Even a lab rat could figure that out! Come on, moron man!
4584	Whooooah! Hold it right there! It Takes more than'n' ten years to learn how to operate this console,. and You've never seen one before, havebuddy. you? If you stick to your tasks I'll stick to mine. Just pretend I'm not here.
4587	I don't know how to use all these cameras and mics. I guess they work in conjunction with that control console.
4588	It's a bag full of what appears to be miniature cameras and microphones. They're all black and shiny, like those cute little dog'sdoggies noses. Here doggie, doggie.
4590	I'll thank you to leave those right there, Norm. Boy, you are a curious one. aren't you?. They're just bugs which are surplus to my requirements. Most are hidden. If you spot any, try not to break them. They're very very fragile, and not cheap.
4593	There appears to be no possible way of using it.
4594	Oh, my favorite. A small black electronic box.
4600	I can't, it's locked at the moment. I just don't have the keys.
4602	I can't reach it from here. If I had a bit more length, I think I could.
4608	Oh no, this baby's locked.
4609	Oh look at that dude, it leads into a cell. Right on.
4612	I'd rather not even try to. Insanity isn't contagious, but that doesn't stop it being inflicted upon others. I should know that, I was in a mental institution.
4613	A sturdy door, made to keep people from getting out. I'm glad, because judging from those noises, whateverwhat ever's in there is a few cogs short of a clock! You know what I mean? A few cards short of a full deck, buddy!
4616	A very well- made cell door.
4619	What do you want me to do, dance on it?!
4621	This must be where the Norms chew the fat and brag about the size of their children.
4625	NoticeBoardNotice Board
4626	You think I should add to this already monstrous clutter? I don't think so!
4628	Wow!Whoa! These guys are about as efficient as I am at getting their stuff together.These dudes are about as efficient as I am at getting their lives sorted out. Must be a hundred pieces of paper on this!
4636	I don't need a waste container.Oh thanks, I don't need a trash can. Throw it out yourself.
4637	It's full of trash, and it smells bad.
4638	All real men have to go here at some time during each day. What is it?!
4645	Cool. This sounds interesting....
4664	NopeNo way!
4670	This appears to be a layout of ZoomToobsZoom Toobs. Complicated stuff!
4684	Well it's some kind of foot pedal.
4687	I pushed it. It's gone almost flusheven with the floor.
4689	I'm not eating them'em!
4691	These are wellway out of date. Phew! Who would leave a few smelly sardines in a locked fridge? Somebody like... fishy!
4692	I love Walnut Cones, but I don't want to steal someone elseselse's secret food stash!
4693	ThisThe tasty morsel belongs to someone else, I tell ya.
4698	What for? I guess I could stick it on the outside of my front door! Hmm...
4699	Oh, no thanks. It's surprisingly heavy!
4700	Why are they keeping this old road sign? I thought it was traditional to collect traffic cones?
4701	Well, I could never use such an innocent creature!
4702	Here sweetieyou gentle creature... OW! What a nasty creaturebeast! Evil! Evil! Evil!
4703	Ah, look at that! How sweetcool! I think it's a little otter!
4705	I've got it, but I'm not comfortable with the idea, I'll tell you that right now.
4706	What the heck is this? I think it came from my couch. It's making some really weird sounds! Spooky!
4709	Whoa! It's totally useless.
4710	I'm betpretty confident I could now!. Those hinges can't be that strong.
4711	I think this door is kinda redundant now, what with there being no walls!I think this door is pretty much useless now, considering there's no walls!
4723	This is where the Mood Magnet circuits are fed from the turbine. My work begins here.
4724	Right, I'm supposed to short-circuit this circuit to create a feedback loop. Here goes...
4727	Impossible! Yeah?!
4728	Someone's made a start at clearing up my mess!Someone has started to clean up my mess. Right on!
4731	That plank has gone right through the grille. I expect the engine has been trashed!
4733	Even ArnoldStallone Schwarzenegger couldn't do that!
4734	It's a Norm Trooper truck. I'm reckonsure they have a prisoner in the back of it. I further suspect that it might be my fellow adventurer Dai.
4736	If I touch them, they're likely to fall on me! So-I won't do that.
4739	Geez,Gees Louise! I really made a mess of that power station. Well, at least the flames warmwarmed the place up a bit! It was a bit chilly in there!
4750	I have not! I was keeping quiet, I didn't want to bring it up. There is little point in causing aggravation when we are locked together in this truck all day. Now please be quiet and try to control your emissions, if you will.
4751	It was not me, Norm! Leader Paul will hear of this disgusting incident. If his nose doesn't detect it first that is.
4756	Why not just come clean, ay? You've got a backside like the top of a brown sauce bottle, you!
4757	Oh you canshould talk!
4761	Oh no! I think I'm going to spew!I think I'm gonna puke, gag me with a tail pipe!
4762	Please be quiet ohmy revered colleague! If it gets much worse, I might andtoo! all!
4765	Oh, that's it! I can't hold back any longer! Sorry matefriend! but you've asked for this!! BLERCH!!
4766	Oh swell, you barfedvomited on my uniform! SPLEEEURCH!!
4768	The door's locked. These Norms don't like to take risks. Reckon I'll have to smoke them out or something like that.
4779	A ball of paper, ideal for playing office basketball.A ball of paper. Bitchen! Perfect for playing office basketball.
4782	PhewWhoa! I thought it was a snake! It's just a rubber hose.
4790	That paint sprayer has made a realtotal mess of the Mall. Actually, I kinda like yellow, it's ...cheerful.
4797	That explosion has ripped the Mall apart. Whoa!Ooops! Time to get outta here!Time I was going I think!
4799	Yeah?! I don't think. Not a goodgreat idea!
4800	Even now some fire crackers are still going off. What a great fireworkspyrotechnics show!
4812	Yeah, I can siphon away those horrible smells from the hole, out through the fan.
4818	What do you want me to do now, blow in it?
4820	This is the sole air intake for the truck. Our city has no concept of functional design., Whatsoever!
4825	HiHey, I'm back. Er, I... I'm sorta working on a rescue type scenario. Are you still in there?
4828	Hello? Is anyone in there? Knock once for yes and twice for no. That would be... one bump for yes and two separate bumps for no, like N-O...bump, bump,...that kind of thing.
4831	Do you feel all right in there? You're a little strange with this single BLONGing thing you're doing.
4834	I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin', big fellow?
4837	I think I may have made a little progress. How's it hangin' big fellow?
4838	BLONG! (Pause)... BLONG! BLONG!
4840	Right! I think I might have caused a diversion there. Are you feeling all right? Can you do anything at all?
4843	I think I might have just gone a bit too far this time! Sorry!
4846	Can you recogniserecognize my voice?
4850	Stay right there! I'll work something out.!
4852	Is there a grille in there, anywhere?
4855	Good talkn' to ya! I'll be back soon.
4857	Hey Dai! Great to see you. How are ya, buddy?
4858	A bit shaky, son. That sure was a foul smell you subjected me to. Near knocked me clean out!
4859	I'mEr... sorry old friend. There's some odors that just have their time and place. Let's go before other Norms arrive....
4861	I have a better idea: I'll just leave it where it is!
4865	Nah, It's too heavy!
4866	The buzzing nerve centrecenter of this smooth operation. Lots of paperwork and paperclipspaper clips.
4869	Dud du0?
4870	Strange, I always thought it was the Dynamic Duo.Strange, this must be a typo. The last letter is a zero instead of an 'O'.The last letter is a zero instead of 'O'.
4871	duuuu1.
4872	It appears that someone can't spell 'dull'. Dumb and boring. I'm Glad I don't work here!
4873	EMERGENCY USE ONLY!! U!! U D D U D 0 INITIATES INITIATES PRISONER EVAC!!
4874	Some freaky Norm-speak, I guessgather.
4875	D - U - U - U - D - 2 WARNING! Feature WARNING! Feature no longer operational!
4876	IsOh, I get it. This must be a warning to duuuuudes?
4882	What? How can a pinboardpin board be out of order?!
4886	I just can't escape this tube!
4887	I just can't escape this tube!
4891	It's Saul! He's holding up a sign! Right on!
4892	Bring three Mood Transmitters into this chamber. Get them now laddude.
4893	Two more now. Brave Laddude! Brave dude!
4894	Just one more! I hope you've done your homework, oh Mr. dude.
4895	What's the delay? There must be another transmitter hidden here somewhere! Hurry, boy! Hurry!
4896	Aaaaagh! This... place... is n... not good! I feel like my mind is having an under-five'skiddy party in it! Where's the clown?
4897	The brain damage effect is slightly less... less... less pronounced now. But it seems like there's more electrical activity out thereelsewhere.
4898	I don't feel so bad now. It looks like this place might blow at any second though. One more gizmo could just do it.
4900	Yeah, I could poke the note through the bars, but that Norm would confiscate it.
4901	Yeah, I can reach right across the hall with this extension. There, I think Saul just took it. Right-o.
4903	I never saw one working properly before. It's covered in little green fizzles of energy. It feels nice, like a shoalschool of little fish nibbling my skin...or something else!
4904	Wow! They're arcing energy across to one another now. Every hair on my body is standing on end! Cool!
4905	Wow! Wild! I think this place is goingabout to blow!
4906	I have a feeling these things have uses that I just don't understand yet.
4912	Cool! It's still working, even though it's totally wet throughsoaked.
4915	The Norm Trooper's *FOOD*-Mat. High spec too, I bet. Does about every flavourflavor of *FOOD* there is.
4919	This is where they put dirty trays and stuff to get them clean. Soaky!
4928	Whoa! What a huge belt! Must belong to one of the testers judging by the stretch marks.
4929	OK, it's moved positionpositions now.
4937	Saul, Do you have any idea what these codes are for? You have been here just a littletad longer than me.
4939	I'm listening Norm 2782! Don't say anything you might regret, but be natural. I'm on your side, remember.
4943	I should find and destroy that dude's bugs. He's a pain in the neck, and I don't like him at all!
4945	Gees, what is up? Can't a guy spring prisoners in peace around here?!
4946	Well that didn't have much effect. Well, exactly none to be more specific.
4948	I've made a dull thud and a dying whine. How useful! There seems to be no other effect.
4949	That seems to have done something. Those little lights are twinkling in a brandwhole new way. Cool!
4950	Other than a rather disappointing change in lights, I don't seem to have achieved much.
4951	YeeeessYeah!! I think I've cracked it. I appear to have sent Saul and a couple of the other inmates to the roof. Judging by that siren, I think I'd better get up there and help!
4954	"Engage.". Must work in conjunction with some programming.
4962	You want me to curl up and hide down there?! He has me spooked, but not that spooked.
4971	One of that guysguy's monitoring devices. Cunning spy that he is! Let's give him an honor degree!
4972	He must enjoy watching people. Sick sapien'o!
4976	Oh, It's mine, I'm all over it.
4980	I could fragdestroy it?
4985	Maybe I could throw some really weird poses to amuse our friend in the corridor? Yeah! Vogue, Vogue, Vogue....
4994	Ooooo. You seem a little shifty Norm!
4996	I'm getting all of this you know.I'm getting all of this. Bad boy.
4998	Why? Why a film crew now, when I need some privacy?! What is this?!!
4999	This guy is beginning to bug me, ha-ha!
5001	Where is he watching from, peeping Tom?
5002	I gotta find that bug...before I'm out of luck!
5005	Fry, you unwanted piece of technological trinket! Fry away and be gone! Fry! Fry!
5007	The prisoner ledger. Let's see... Mr. Ab Normal, doing time for impersonating Paul Nystalux. Thirty years ago! Aha, that MUST be Saul!
5011	Emergency evac of the Mood Filter has been initiated! Please make your way to the roof and contain the prisoners you find there. Have a nice day!
5014	Another one of the many fine elevators in this colossal building we're in.
5016	It doesn't appear to be locked from this side. Very Convenient!
5017	This green button must be the creature's eye.Hmmm, what an interesting sculpture. I think the sculpture must be a metaphor for jealousy or something.Let's see, if I remember my art classes and I -don't... Guess I press the green eye?my guess is the creature's green eye represents jealousy towards a materialistic world. Here goes...Let's see if it's interactive. I'll just poke it in the eye and check it out.
5018	If I pick that thing up all the alarms for miles around would go off. It looks very valuable.
5019	Gosh,Hey now! I can't believe that I've actually found something interesting. What a fabulous piece of avant-garde sculpture. Wow!Hmmm, It must be interactive, I can see a glowing green button right here on the front.
5027	I think the toxic containers will be enough for Heather's experiment. There's not much gas left in thisit anyway.
5031	Whoa! When I'm finished, I'm gonna tell my Agent to get me some safer games!
5034	No way! I almost lost a finger and two knee caps the last time I tried that! It goes no further or I quit!
5036	I don't think they have much use other than recycling, and in this city that only happens to furniture!
5037	Okay, jump in the river!
5041	I'm not prepared to swim. Some of the fish in there have more heads than Mount Rushmore! Ha ha!
5042	What? Drink it all?! Yeah!
5043	Apparently people live on this river. They make rafts out of junk. Crazy people!
5046	I'm not going on the river unless I have a very sturdy buoyant platform beneath me... say, a raft.
5048	Rafts! ThoseThey people must be crazymad! Falling in that chemical soup can't be good for the complexion.
5060	Float! Float to freedom! Float away...Float, Float.
5062	Maybe I should lash some drums andtogether with wood togetherand with rope before I try that again?
5069	Here's that drum I dumped in the river at the factory. Looks like the current brings things here. That's lady luck for youya!
5072	Mmmm,Yummy! This stuff smells gorgeous! Rich, dark and warm, just how I like it. Smells like that give a man a thirst.
5073	I don't have anything to put this stuff in, dude.
5074	Yeah! I couldn't push it, let alone lift it.
5075	Gallons of yellow paint. Agreeable colourcolor, but there isn't much around the city.
5084	Each has a small sign saying 'DANGER: TOXIC. EXPLOSIVE!' There's a small skull and crossbones too!
5085	I can't, they're too heavy and awkward to lift, but I may be able to roll them?.
5087	Looks like I'm on to a winner here! The raft's a little lower in the water than it was, but it'll float.
5097	A matchbook that the Blindman left behind. Guess he didn't see it!
5098	YesOh, Yeah! I can use this rope, these planks and those drums to make a raft!
5100	I need some rope to tie these things together.
5104	It needs to be on the water to realiserealize its full potential.
5111	No safer than putting to sea on a hungry shark!I'm sure this is totally safe. What have I got to lose other than my skin and hair?! Here goes...
5112	Just as I guessed. My little voyage ends safely in Heather's dockland lair!My little voyage ends safely in Heather's humble abode !
5115	Uh, no thanks. I've had enough sailing for one day. Actually, for one year.
5116	No way!Ut-uh.
5117	My pride and joy. I'm gladstoked that it worked.!
5118	This guydude is like... seriously large!
5121	Hmmm.... I can't seem to make it work!
5122	I don't want that boy! I dont't want it!
5125	It's almost empty. There's just a drop of scaly water down there in the bottom.
5127	Oh, these lead into the park.
5129	The way out of this spookyhellish mall. Righteous!
5133	Citizen! May I ask where you located that extinguisher? It's Norm equipment, serial number FO-92.
5134	I, er... found... er, sort of found it... Sir... in in a bush... sort of...
5141	Right! I can't use that!
5142	I guess that's Paul, deep in his world of grief? SheeshSucks!
5146	From here? Yeah right.
5147	YeahHey, real tasteful! It Looks more like the cover of a heavy metalrock album.
5153	Whoa, way too remote, man.
5159	I can't get to it from here. I gotta get under it somehow. Saul said there was a way.
5160	It looks like asome type of religious thing. Paul thinksmust think he's a God!
5165	That's OKcool. I don't want to stop here longer than I have to.
5170	YurgOh gross! I bet Paul looks grossdisgusting on this huge thing!
5175	Overdose! I reckon the whole city will be able to hear Paul when he speaks through these! No, it's like torture!
5183	Sorry, it appears to be locked.
5185	This crate must contain state-of-the-art equipment for Paul's Special Guard. He seems to have stepped up security today. I figure he's probably a little jitterynervous.
5195	Warning! Power level insufficient! Watch out!
5196	I'll put them on. Yeah, I can see greatwell in the dark now.
5199	OK, I've, er... well... I borrowed them.
5206	"Emergency Suits.". In case Paul calls a formal dinner or something?.
5212	What for? I suppose I could make some nice shoes and a bag.... No, I'm kidding, honest!No, It's a joke, lighten up!
5213	Yeah, right?! I'm not about to getdeliver myself stuck into those jaws!
5214	Er... Hello there, Mr. Alligator. How ya doin'? Wanna get a bite? Not of me. Take it easy.
5217	I'm not tall enough to reach. I hate being short! Now I know what that Tattoo guy went through!
5223	Yes, it fits in that hole nicely. I think I've made quite a step!
5226	It's too small to get my foot in.Oh no...It's too small to get my foot in. I could fit something else in there though.You know what they say... Big Feat.... Big Hands.
5228	A hole in the tunnel wall....perfect!
5240	I can't not do that.
5241	I guess this is carrying ideas out tointo the Mood Filter.
5244	I ain't touching it! I might draw back a charred stump. Although, that might be kinda cool...
5246	A Monster cable, carrying strange thoughts around the city. Looks like some have gone AWOL.
5249	I don't know what it's for.I just can't think of a use.
5250	There must be miles of that stuff! I just coil it up and throw it over my shoulder?!What do you want me to do.... coil it up and throw it over my shoulder?!
5251	These cables have got a life of their own. They're like snakes.....I hate snakes!
5254	These must be to stop folks from wandering off into the sewers and getting eaten by 'gatorsold alligators, kinda like in that movie.
5255	Why are they here? To stop people getting in, or to stop hellishfreakazoids freaks from getting out?
5256	Iron bars. They look kinda tough...Not as tough as me...but tough.
5257	I canThere'ts no way to slip through them.
5258	I can't open them. No way possible. Don't even ask!
5260	I am one guy-- very tough, very muscular but Not a whole football team!
5261	No can do, mandude!
5262	It's architecture. Architecture is HEAVY, dude!
5263	I don't have anyno further use for it.
5264	Nah! I'll leave the brick there. All in all... it's just another brick in the wall!
5265	That brick made a great step. Glad I kept it around!
5269	Oh, no way! I'm too vertically challenged to reach it.
5270	Even, if the Sun weren'twere shining I doubt any daylight would make it down here.
5282	I can feel the heat coming from it. It's like...Hot!
5283	It's an intangible lattice of light, man!Catch a clue, dude! How can I pick it up?It's a ray of light! How could I pick a ray of light up? It's just not possible.... Get a brain!
5284	More weird floaty things, they look like the ones in the Mood Filter. They feel a little warm.
5285	Whoa....All of this strangetrippy stuff seems to be converging somewhere. Weird!
5288	They feel hot, hot, hot.
5289	It would be easier picking up the smell around here!Hey, I'm picking up the smells around here, but I can't pick that up...so, Shut Up!
5290	This cable is seeping data. It'sFreaks freaking me out, man!
5291	All of these hallucinations seem to be heading toward the same thing, behind that wall. I wonder if there's a Pink Floyd concert there?!
5294	I can't use them, they aren't real....duh!
5295	Sure thing....no problem! Just one question....HOW?!
5296	Freaky. More of those Mood Filter visions. Whoa...This is Hot too.!
5297	Whoa. I guess behind that wall is the place to be. All traffic ismerging heading that way.
5302	This is beautiful. Sturdy and solid, well balanced. What a dedicated guy Brian is, he built this all by himself.
5307	TotallyPretty Trashed Guitar
5308	Uh oh! It looks a little worse for wear.It looks a little past it's prime. Maybe a little paint would disguise it?Maybe a bit of paint would disguise it?
5309	OW! Damn, these things are just not going to let me past!
5319	The AxemanAx man cometh!
5325	Hmmm...I think itthis baby needs remodellinga little remodeling.
5327	BANZAI!! Frenzied axeax attack time!
5330	They won't open. I might be able to leverpry them with something....but maybe not!
5331	These bars are in a bad state.Whoa! They couldn't stop a crawling baby!These bars are older than dirt! They couldn't stop a slight breeze!
5332	I can climb right on through now.
5334	I've bent them quite enough to get through. Call me Super Dude!
5337	It wouldn't hurt to break the wall down with it. Brian will understand. It's for a good cause.
5341	A rusty yet sturdy roof support. I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!
5342	I may have attracted unwanted attention with that last cavalier move!I don't think anyone will miss it.
5343	I don't think anyone will miss it.I can climb it or move it!
5349	It's way too heavy. ItHmm, this would take weeks!, I don't have that much time.
5350	This all came crashing down when I borrowed that roof brace. That's what I call clumsy!
5353	I can't see a use for it, but thanks.
5354	It's way too heavy and awkward, which is not a good thing.
5359	Sorry, still too heavy.
5366	A black PVC suit with snaps and fastenings all over it. Kinky! The label says "Emergency suit. Protects wearer from most types of adversity."
5367	That roof brace is a little too heavy to swingwield effectively, mandude.
5368	I'm not sure that will do any good at all.
5369	Yeah, I can probably pick the lock with my axeax!
5371	AxeAx
5372	OK. I got it. I feel a lot safer down here already.
5373	It's a nice fire axeax. Bitchen'!
5374	What would I do with a bust? No, not THAT kind of a bust!!Wait! Behave!What am I saying?
5376	Bizarre. I'm convinced that they rotate to face me, like paintings in a horror movie.
5378	All right, come out from down there, whoever you are! Being underground is NOT Normal! I can wait all day!
5379	All right Citizen, if that's what you are! Come out from down there! Underground activity is not tolerated in this city!
5380	Your prescencepresence is required on Terra Firma, Citizen! Hurry, or I'll call a reliable cement company!
5383	I could stand on it? Stand by Me.
5388	Hey, the sign slides into the wall - when pushed! What's that noise?
5391	"Access?!". Access to what?
5392	Hey, by putting this across the tunnel I can exert an even amount of pressure on the sign. Bitchen'.
5393	That should keep that slab down. Stay down, damn slab! Stay down...don't even try it!
5403	Oh no... It's keeping that slab depressed.
5405	That metal brace is just so damn useful.
5406	I'm reckonpretty sure I can jack the door open with this...among other things.
5408	Yes, I can just slip through now.
5422	They're already very open. No use now, but try again later...thanks.
5423	Oh no...I've got no use for smashed drawers.
5424	Now I'll never know what Saul keeps in histhose drawers...Damn it!
5429	I'm not touching themthose.
5430	Not possible, man. Not possible!
5434	I really have just no use for them.
5436	The visions are stronger here. I feel weird!oh-so-very Odd.
5437	It's an elevator door. I'm figurepretty sure I'm under the stage here.
5440	It's an elevator door. I'm figurepretty sure I'm under the stage here.
5442	No chance.
5443	Saul's life work, wasted! What a Bummer!
5446	It's all broken. Useless. USELESS! What have you given me?!!
5448	This stuff is totally smashed.This stuff is smashed to the Max.
5451	Well...It's quite difficult to piece together 30 years of research from these fragments.
5455	I'm not in the mood for creating a Zen garden. Maybe when this game is over?But, thanks.
5457	The roof has fallen in here, right in the doorway.The roof has fallen in here, right in front of a door.
5460	What? Shall I bury myself in it?! Yeah?!
5461	Thanks anyway. I have no need for big o'chunks of concrete.
5462	Just some more rubble. This place could collapse at any given moment! OH, No!
5466	Looking ahead, I don't see any use for it.Call me Nuts.....Bozo the clown!...but I just don't see any use for it at all.
5467	It's a brass tube, kinda like an incendiary device! I think this thing started the fire in here......what do you think?!
5470	There is just no use for burned electronics!
5471	PotentiallyHey dude, they have no use whatsoever. I'll leave them here.
5477	"YOU HAVE NOT BEEN HERE'?!" WhatAll right! That's Groovy....that's kind of a weirdstrange poster!...Don't you think?!
5480	PhewWhoa! There's a lot of hot air coming from in therehere! Kinda like a blow dryer!
5484	I should be able to squeeze right through here...
5489	Whoa....The brain machine is too large to fit through the hole! Now what? Great!!
5490	I can just slip this brain out of here and into my pocket...I can just slip this brain out of here and right into the suit...
5491	That would not be a good idea at all, friend. See I have absorbed so much information that I will download within seconds of being removed from a protective environment.
5492	Here goes... Got to be quick! Got to be Speedy!
5496	It's empty now. I have just no use for it at all.
5501	No, I have to take it back to Saul's body. Yeah?!!
5502	Saul's brain is safely zipped up in here and the good thing is...it's a stay fresh bag.
5504	Hey there Saul. I'm back Saul.
5507	Er, hi.Yeah....?. Is that you in there, Saul?
5509	Name's Kent. Little spacey...but that's OK....I'm here to rescue you... again.
5510	Again, Kent?
5511	YeahYes, I rescued the real you, but you're as mad as a marble.
5512	Why? Why have I gone mad? I was always like such a stable man.
5513	Well, Paul put you inside the Mood Magnet. You've been there for 30 years...It's kind of straining on the emotions!
5516	Alrighty?! What have you been doing? How have you survived? Lots of games of Solitaire, I imagine...
5517	I'm am inside a microwave oven, man. Its properties have protected me from the convergent thought beams. Otherwise I would have been cooked up years ago.
5518	I noticed the heat in here. Just be glad you don't have arm pits...you would smell foul!
5519	It has however allowed me to absorb much information. I now know more about the city than any other being.
5522	How can I get you out of here, Saul? You're too big to fit through that hole in the wall. I need your help, Mr. Brain?!
5523	I'm am inside this oven. I am considerably smaller than it.
5524	Great! Then I'll just have you out in no time at all. Brains … la carte.
5525	First you should find something to keep me in. Something, something that will protect me from download.
5527	Yes, I have absorbed so much information that I will immediately download into any available mind. You must protect youryou own mind by putting me inside something protective.
5529	Really? So tell me...what do you know about these strange hallucinations...not brought on by chemicals?
5530	These are the raw thoughts being channelledchanneled from the stadium, which is really a huge collection facility. Some of the cables are leaking. By a million to one chance, I was left where their paths converge. I... I have absorbed like all the information.
5532	Well, how do I get us out of the sewers? I seem to have accidentally entombed us down here for eternity.
5533	Don't worry, my little bull in a china shop! There should be a lift around somewhere.There should be like an elevator around somewhere. Probably walled up long ago.Probably boarded up like long ago.
5535	I'm off to explore.All right. I'll be back, honest.I'm gonna look around for a bit. I'll be back.
5538	The green eye, the boiling rage. It all adds up to one of the most brilliantly observed and executed things I have ever seen.
5539	I can walk right through it.
5540	Whoa, this leads into the stadium.
5550	I need to getstay away from these guysdudes. Being a fugitive is hard!just not as easy as it looks.
5553	These guys are guarding that service shaft. I gottamust distract them. I'll pull down my pants or something.
5554	Uh-huhuh! No way! I can't confront them or they'll recogniserecognize me. I just have to find a way to get rid of them.
5555	It's so locked.
5557	"Containment Pods.". Might be useful?
5559	More Friends of Paul. His elite bodyguards I bet. I'll stay so I don't get arrested.I'll stay right away in fear of getting arrested.
5560	Saul says I can get access to the stage from the sewers below the stadium. That sounds like a plan.
5561	That looks like an elevator. I must get under that stage! I must, I must!
5564	"We may never see his like again!"! I'm gonna get Paul to eat those words - with a hammerfork and a chiselknife.
5566	I think I'd prefer to avoid them. I'm a fugitive now, and fraternisingfraternizing with the enemy is sure to get me arrested.
5567	...Look, you lost your goggles. You should go down there wearing mine, as a punishment.
5568	Aw man, I don't like itgoing down in places like that. It's way too dark. There might be dangerously different citizens lurking in the shadows. There could be thousands!
5570	All right, so we are both agreed, OK? We'll just stay here and make sure no one goes down or comes up the hole? OK? Cool?
5575	This must lead down into the sewers. Right on!
5576	I'm a little afraid of the dark, but here goes...I'm a little afraid of the dark, but I'm a man.
5579	I'm not sure where to blow. Here goes...Well, I'm not exactly sure where to blow, but I'll give it my best shot.
5580	Ah screw it! It's out of tune anyway.
5581	OoopsUt-oh. Even if I survive all this, I'm a dead man!
5582	That's the shaft I came down byhere in.
5583	I can't reach the ladder! Looks like I'm stuck down here, maybe forever, man! Somebody help me!
5586	RightBright idea I think, but it looks way too dark back there. I need a light before I go any further ininto these tunnels!
5588	Great! The power indicator has gone to the full mark! Right On!!
5592	Oh cool! I can squeeze right through that little spot right now.
5593	Sorry! Not possible.
5594	Oh great! I've bent them now. Yeah?!
5595	Let me out, dudes!
5596	Oh man, this just isn'tis not my day!
5597	I still don't have anything to paint the sculpture with. I need a pressurisedpressurized container of some sort, oh, and to fill it with yellow paint.
5598	I need to fill this extinguisher with yellow paint before I start a fire. It's no good as it is. Heather was quite definite about the yellow paint part.
5600	Heather said she wanted this thing yellow. I should try and do SOMETHING right!
5603	Yeah, but you have made progress, right?
5606	COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!Cool!!!!
5608	Yeah, no doubt. They have some evidence up there. Stuff that sews my case tighter than a duckNorm's butt.
5609	Maybe you should try to get rid of it? Don't worry, if you manage to free Saul then it might not make much difference anyway. He will tip the scales of freedom, once freedhe's free.
5611	Hey, wonderful Paul's making a visit to the Outpost, trying to boost morale after my crushing acts of rebellion.
5612	Great! I knew we could do it. That guy probably sleeps very poorly these days. Hey, we're quite a team, huh?
5613	You keep saying 'WE'.Yeah, it's bitchen! Except, who's 'WE', you gotta mouse in your pocket?. The only one of you who helps in any way is old, mad and incontinent. I don't know why I'm risking my skin to satisfy your crazy plans!
5614	Kent. KENTDUDE! Calm down. It's an emotional time for all of us, allman. We're all under great pressure. Even Brian is having trouble writing. Go out there and challenge the system.
5616	We, we, we. What are you, French? OK, I'm going back out there. I just had a terrible feeling of deja vu.
5617	No worries, man. It happens to all DIFFERENT people, Kent. Good luck. See ya later.
5619	Thanks. A scientist up there was real surprised when I asked him about those gizmos. Something real fishy is happening with those.
5620	YesOh yeah. I've made a little headway there myself. They are definitely harmful if swallowed!
5621	SheeshWhoa, check her out! World-sized brain! Teacher, scientist, professor. What the hell have I got myself into here?!
5623	Bless my soul!Way cool dude! You've liberated Saul! Welcome back Kent. You truly are a brave genius.Hey my man, you truly are a brave genius.
5626	Glad you can see that. I don't think you realiserealize just how difficult thatit all was. I almost got stuck in that misery factory.
5627	All in a day's work for a hard-core adventurer like myself. I'm just sorry you couldn't be there to see me in all my glory.
5630	Oh no. He kind of met with an accident. I didn't exactly see exactly what happened, but I know it was spooky. He told us to go on without him.
5631	No matter.Ah, don't worry about it. He is our cause's first martyr.He is our cause's first casualty. We must turn to Saul for our guidance now, while Brian composes our anthem of triumph and loss.We must turn to Saul for our guidance now, while Brian composes our great anthem of triumph and loss.
5633	No matter.Don't worry about it. I must continue my work on the gadget you brought me.
5634	They are part of the Mood Magnet, a terrible machine that I am solely responsible for.
5637	In what way are you responsible for all this, Saul?
5638	I created a terrible machine, a machine which sucks out people's ideas and free will and stores it for later inspection.
5639	From what Kent has told me, I would guess there is one of these gizmos in every piece of furniture in the city. People are drained as they sit at work or in front of the TV.
5640	The data then goes through one of the Mood Filters, like the one we were in Kent. Then it is sent on to the Mood Magnet proper, a machine too complicated to recreate.
5642	If Paul can't make another, where's is the original?
5644	ButOh, well that's just groovy. The only problem there is your little labs have been fragged.totally demolished.. The Saul Nystalux Memorial Stadium was built on the still-smoking crater many, many years ago.
5645	Yeah, just before the Great Shake Up.
5647	Yeah, when everything in the city changed. Dai knows all about it, bless his soul.
5648	Then Paul must have built a bigger and better one. I believe it could be this new stadium you speak about.
5650	Well let me ask you something. If Paul has ripped off and built this amazing mind suction device, how come we arenweren't as dull as the other folks? What happened?!
5651	Luckily there is one flaw in the Magnet's design. A small piece of metal in the body is enough to earthground and protect an individual. That's is the sole reason we are different.
5652	Ah! So that's why Norm 2782 has had such a sudden change in his life! The shrapnel lodged in his brain! It's cured him! Like the drill bit that snapped and lodged in my leg during one of my first experiments.
5653	That would certainly do the trick. Crude but very effective. I have an old fashioned hip replacement. And you, Kent?
5654	I have a ball bearing stuck in my ear.Oh, well, I've always gotten a great thrill out of shoving things up my nose. Been there since I was able to walk under chairs without banging my head.Fortunately I shoved in one nail too many.
5655	Kinda makes warped Kent-sense!, I guess.
5657	So, dear friends, what is our next step? How do we free everyone from your treacherous machine?
5658	If we break the data link at one of the booster stations it should weaken the magnet's grip on the populace long enough for them to realiserealize what's is going on. Damn my evil twin, man! It was only to be used in jails!
5660	You'd never think he was your brother. Where do I find a booster station? Give me a clue and I'll knock it out. I'm feeling kinda friskyfunky.
5661	There should be a strange noise when you're are near one. It sounds a little like this...
5662	Whoa, check it! That's a gnarly radical heart pounding noise. I'm onall over it, Saul.
5664	Well, here I go brave soldiers. I'm off to fight that evil Paul!
5665	Good luck, lad, good luck!man.
5669	HelloHey there Brian. How's the anthem coming along? Got anything stirring you might like to share with me?
5672	Oh...God Forbid...I'm So sorry! Look, Brian, has all that heavy, loud, heavy metal music damaged the manner portions of your brain?!! ...Head banger!
5674	Does having metal in your body erase your manners, headbanger?Look Brian...Has all that loud, heavy metal damaged the manners portion of your brain?! You're nothing but a worthless Head banger!
5677	It sound like you're struggling there bro'? Why don't you lay down those sticks and join the fight?
5678	I fuel the fight. I am the slow burning embers of the revolution. And YOU are spilling my bodily fluids on them.And all you are doing is pissing on my embers. GO AWAY!
5680	All right! Well, it sounds pretty good if you want my opinion.
5681	I'd rather have my head used as a bowling ball than listen to your opinions Kent!I'd rather be forced to play the accordion than listen to your opinions, Kent! Leave me alone, I'm busy!
5683	And you smell....but that's OK, I'm gone.
5685	Hi Norm! How goes it in shrapnel land? Picking up any foreign radio stations?Picking up any foreign stations on that local transistor?
5686	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHa ha!!! That's a good one! That's a nice line Kent! Radio Stations! I like it! I'm fine, how are you buddy?
5687	I think I'll leave Norm alone for a while, give him time to adapt and stabilisestabilize.
5689	You talk too much. See you later, Heather.
5692	It's a fire extinguisher without any foam in it.Whoa! It's a fire extinguisher devoid of its foam.
5695	I just can't get past.
5696	The nails are too damn strong.
5699	It's a spanner. Functional, nothing too impressive.
5700	I should pay for it really, but I just can't at the moment. Financial restraints.
5701	WOW! These are great. I could have a pet without the tedious stuff like walks and feeding.I can finally have a pet without worrying about actually feeding it. Hang on, what's this...Hang on, what's this...? "Defective: Partially Deaf". Great!"Defective: Partially Deaf." Right on!
5702	Well they're supposed to yap when I clap, but they don't. Perhaps they're a little hard of hearing?!
5703	I am using it, as a means to make that Norm use the sprayer he's confiscated.
5705	HEY NORM! Never mind that pack of wild animals! Come and attend to this raging inferno, pronto! Right away then!
5707	ErHi there, Hiyahow ya doing? Good to see ya, Saul ol' buddy.
5708	HelloHi ya Kent.
5710	Finished already, man?
5711	No way man. I can't even find the place. It must be realreally well hidden.
5714	Where have the others gone, Saul?
5715	They went out searching for nuts and berries, Son. We have a long winter to get through. The elders of the tribe are beginning to worry about the wear on the head gasket. Who can blame them. Do you have a saddle for my lizard?
5717	Oh my mind is... paisley shorts, paisley shorts... beginning to wither, Son. I'm really sorry man, it must have been all that time I bought in the Meringue Magnet.
5718	Great...great....So, where the hell are they?
5719	They went to destroy a couple more of those substations, Son. Complete the edges then fill in the middle. That's my mumMom's jigsaw formula. Sorry, I'm slipping away again. My mind isn't as keen as it used to be.
5721	Right, I can see that. All right, I'll leave you in peace then Saul.
5722	Or pieces....
5725	No really, but I've just had this tremendous idea for some slippers with headlights on the front. No more stubbing your toes in the dark!, get it?! It could seriously improve countless people's Q-O-L.
5726	Sure...What's the hell is Q-O-L?
5727	Quality Of Life. None of this seemed very important to me before. Strange, that.isn't it?
5728	Oh Yeah! It's peculiar! By the way, thanks for playing and welcome to Planet Earth,. Norm!
5731	Well, I did it. Is Brian still out there?
5732	You did wellgreat Kent. Brian is still struggling. He is more useful spiritually than physically as I have saidtold you before.
5733	Yeah, right.Oh you've made that very clear.
5735	There's a Norm truck stuck outside my apartment. Makes me a little wary of going back there.
5736	Maybe Dai is in it. They might have brought him to use as bait to lure the rest of us out from the shadows.
5738	Oh, I found out where Dai is. He's stuck in the Norm truck outside my appartmentapartment. What do you think about that?
5739	Then you must free him. We have time. Brian won't be back for aawhile while yet.
5740	Oh yeah, I owe him that much, at least. He was there to spring us from that roof. What a selfless guy!
5742	I'm going back out there. Don't try to stop me!
5745	Listen Heather, we've got to talk. I'm having a few problems springing Dai. Those Norm guysdudes are locked in tight. At least they aren't going anywhere.
5746	You have plenty of time Kent. Brian still hasn't returned. He's probably sitting writing poetry somewhere or something. We can't continue without him. Go and try again.
5748	But... but how? Why? What should I do?
5749	I'm not sure really, without Brian's guidance. These other two are of questionable value as you might have seen.
5750	Yeah, both of them are a little crazy!Oh yeah, both of them are losers and dweebs.
5753	OKSounds like fun. All righty then, I'm out of here...
5757	Dai! You're back! Hey man, how are you feeling?
5759	No time for that. Will you please go and help Brian with his measurements. I believe he's on his way to the Ordinary Outpost.
5760	You sure are a hard taskmastertask mistress, Miss Heather. See you all later.
5763	Hey morbid people. What's with the long faces? I got Dai out, we all accomplished our missions. Everything's groovy!
5764	Yeah well, Saul's a little downhearted. Blowing up the Mood Transfer Substations hasn't had the expected or desired effect.
5766	Where are Bri and Dai and everybody else that ends like "i"?
5769	So, exactly what happened.? We all did our jobs, right? Destroying the Mood pumping stations must have made some difference?
5770	No, there's is no discernible difference. Everything seems pretty much as it was before.
5772	Well, that's just great. Where do we go from here then? Do we just give up? Do we slit our wrists? Do we end it all?
5773	No, Saul has another theory. It concerns the Pollutotron. You know? That huge smoke belching structure you passed on the roof of the Ordinary Outpost, just before our beloved founder Dai nearly gave his life for our cause.
5774	Yeah, what about it?
5775	We must somehow, you know, gather enough dried flowers to cover up that terrible wallpaper, man. If my rich uncle visits he won'ts not going to understand your complete allergy to seafood....
5776	ErAh, quiteyeah, right! I think what Saul is saying is that we should attempt to destroy it. Something is happening to his mind Kent. I think he spent too long in the Mood Filter.
5778	And just how do you propose that we do that?Oh yeah, that sounds like a fried egg to me. And how do you propose we deal with it?
5779	This new deodorant increases sweat dispersion by up to 50%. It's has been tested thoroughly on fish, with more than satisfactory results.
5780	A missile Kent. We have to prepare a missile which can strike at the very heart of Paul's schemes.
5782	OKRight-e-o, a missile. And what exactly do I need to do this time?
5783	Well, let's see. I need some explosive toxic substance, a detonator, and something to make a long tube out of.
5784	OK, I'll see what I can do.OK, I'll check it out baby!
5787	Oh look. It will let the rest of the world see what has been going on beneath that pall of soot that has hung over the city for so long. And it will also remind the people what the Sun looks like, and the beneficial properties it possesses.
5788	HeyOh yeah, we're are going to see the Sun, right?that would be bitchen. I've always wanted to get a tan. Just in time for Paul's mighty meeting up at the stadium.
5791	I think his faculties are decaying very rapidly now that he's has left the Mood Filter.
5792	So our savior is destined to be a drooling vegetable?Right-e-o. So our savior is destined to have the intelligence of broccoli?
5793	That's about the size of it Kent. We will have to make do with the resources we have. We've come too far to turn back now.
5798	What did you need again Heather? I'm kinda forgetfullike the absent minded professor.
5799	I need some toxic explosive substance, a detonator and something to make the shell of the rocket.
5801	Thanks Heather.You got it Heather baby, chick-o-babe. I'll go and have another try.I'll get right with ya.
5804	How goes it not-quite-dead-guy? Are you Feelin' goodchipper? Sorry...didn't mean to use the word chip.
5805	You have caught me in a rare moment of sanity Kent. Breeeeep! I am trying to remember somethingsomethin' here. SomethingSomethin' that could restore me to my previous state of mind. A secret of mine which has slipped away.
5806	OKWhatever. Anyway, man. I'll leave you to it. Sounds a little too deep for me y'ya know what I mean.
5809	What about this crackerfirecracker? Would it detonate anything?
5812	I found some toxic containers around the back of this factory. Are they the kind of thing you need?
5813	Yeah, just the ticket Kentbud. You really are quite resourceful., you know?
5815	One problem, H.One problem, "H" baby I don't have the physique to lift them. I don't have the physique to lift them.I mean, you know, I have a good physique, it's just not the kind that you need to lift such heavy objects. Any chance of a hand?Any chance you could help?
5816	Well look, I can't really spare anyone at the moment, Kent. We are all concentrating on the final push. A man of your intelligence should be able to FLOAT a few ideas.
5823	Whoa, great Kent! You seem to have everything. I'll get to work right away. There's no time to waste.
5825	Everyone! I remembered what I couldn't! I have a backup of my mind in my labs. ItThey will be somewhere under the stadium. Someone must go and get it. Restore me back to my original condition and I could be a great help.
5827	So you want me to fetch this brain backup device of yours, eh there Saul Ol' buddy?
5828	That's right Kent. You swimrun along now, man.
5829	I just knew you would say that.
5830	You're my hero Kent! Would you do that? We'll will all be there at the stadium. You'll recogniserecognize us because we will all be wearing disguises. Go, and good luck. We will see you there. We won't be able to talk to you though.
5832	Oh, could you take Brian's guitar with you? He made it himself. He needs it smuggling on to the stage from beneath.He needs it smuggled onto the stage from beneath.
5833	Anything else? You want me to take a few pictures? Show a few kids around? Maybe take a Norm to dinner?
5834	No, no ,no. Just take Brian's guitar, deliver it to the stage and get Saul's brain back for him. We can then confront Paul in front of all the population of the city. Let's see what he makes of that! See you later Kent.
5835	Yeah,Oh sure! That sounds like a groovy plan. I'll get right to work. See youya'll all later.
5838	Sorry..., I'm busy!
5839	Whizzz... Wheeee...Snore, snore.
5840	Not right now, boy. Man, I'm a-thinking.
5843	Hmmm... a CD of a one-man clap band! Er... Great!?!
5849	No way, dude! I'm not digging through herethere!
5850	The kids steal these and use the wheels on their kartscarts. I'll leave itthese for them.
5851	More trash. Ho-hum. Ho-hum. Bored, bored, bored.
5854	Whoa! Once again, way too heavy!
5855	Hey, this mightcould control those grinders.
5856	Cool!Oh yeah, those lethal saw blades have stopped now!
5860	Hey! Hiya, Kent.
5862	I don't want it, right bud!?!!
5863	Yawn Bore-o-rama! Reminds me of school.
5864	This is my fridge.!
5866	Are you stupid? It's a door!
5867	I totally used this in the factory and mall. I think those are my fingerprints! OopsOh no!
5868	It's firmly attached to the wall.
5869	There's a picture of a hand here. Maybe it will tell my fortune? If it says anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm buying a gun!If it says anything about a tall dark stranger, I'm outta here.
5870	I guess I just press my hand onto the glass....
5872	What's the point, dude?
5873	Whoa! This must be when I blew up the mall. What a mess! Right on!
5875	What's the point, dude?
5878	PhewWhoa! That glass was real thick! I wonder if that guy's considered a career as a battering ram?!?
5880	Lovely! Hmmm... '"THE ONE AND ONLY *FOOD*. GUARANTEED NO WASTE, MORE WAIST, WHAT TASTE? INGREDIENTS: MEAT AND VEGETATION.'" Why am I suddenly not hungry?
5881	I can't until I get him out.
5884	It'sFar too heavy to carry.
5885	It'sFar too heavy to carry.
5886	It'sFar too heavy to carry.
5887	It'sFar too heavy to carry.
5888	I can't, the grinder is broken. Maybe, if I can fix it....
5889	I have no use for thethese smelly, disgusting creatures that they are. How people keep themthose things as pets, I'll never know!
5891	Rats! I know its cliched and illogical to be afraid of something so small, but I am...I know it's illogical to be afraid of something so small, but I am... so there!So bite me! I won't have them biting my toes.Go on, give me a bite...I don't care! Ouch!And I'm not talking to the Rats...you know what I mean!
5893	"Welcome, fine citizens of Neutropolis to a gathering to comemoratecommemorate the death of brother Saul, and to reassure one and all against the continuing revolutionary threat.". There's a sign tacked on... "A few tickets still available."
5895	Some of the things in there look familiar, as if someone is collecting souvenirs of my activities!
5896	It'sFar too heavy to carry.
5897	I have nothing to undounlock it with. I'm not sure I want to either!
5898	Check it, it's bolted to the wall.
5900	I don't want to walk through them too much.I'm a tad weary of walking through them. It could be dangerous.It could be Dangerous!
5902	SheeshWhoa! These things are creating an awful lot of heat in here. They appear to be converging on one point too.
5903	I can't just walk through it. It needs openingto be opened in some subtle way.
5904	This wall section looks a little tad bit suspicious.
5905	Whoa! It's up way too high to reach.
5906	I can't reach it.
5914	Not a good idea considering the only thing keeping the paint inside is the dried up mulch around the bottom.
5915	This has gone all mankycrusty. I like yellow, but this is no good.
5918	It's a cog. I think it fell off of that engine up there...
5926	Whoa, check it. It's one of those 3-d pictures made out of dots. Do you get them? I never do!
5930	It's firmly stood firmly against that container. Should be safe enough for me to climb.
5935	Excuse me there, Leader Paul. I have important duties to attend to.
5938	That's a problem which has challenged the minds of philosophers for centuries. I don't think I can explain.
5939	Again I ask you... why are you here? I must warn you I am not a patient man, and you are already heavily overdrawn at my tolerance bank.
5943	Well, I'm kinda what ya might call "on guard" here.
5944	I got a little lost in the lobby. It's a big place.
5945	You have failedscrewed up in a most comprehensive manner, Norm. By allowing a dangerous and different subversive to ruin one of the city's primary shopping facilities.
5946	I also find you in a restricted area. As punishment, you will work the next five weeks on corridor duty on one of the Pen landings. Surely you can get into no trouble there. I would also advise you to forget what you have seen here.
5951	And What exactly happenshave I seen here? That's the question. What am I supposed to forgetbe forgetting, Mr. Paul sir?
5952	That, Norm, is a secret tothat which you are not privy to, Norm. Get to your work and keep out of trouble or your life will become... over!
5953	All right. Sounds like a plan. Thanks for playin'. That guy was cool and professional. It would have taken an army to stop him.
5954	What's is so important about a mall?
5955	By painting that Mall, he has undermined my control of this city. The paint used affected some equipment related to this facility. I am not pleased with you Norm! You are to be taken to the Pen floor, where you will work for the next five weeks.
5959	Excuse me, Leader Paul. Great man, Oh Sir, Master. I have important duties to attend to.
5965	That's a problem which has challenged the minds of philosophers for centuries. I don't think I can explain.
5966	Again I ask you... why are you here? I must warn you I am not a patient man and you are already heavily overdrawn at my tolerance bank.
5968	Well, I'm kinda what you might call on guard here.
5969	I got a little lost in the lobby. It's a big place.
5970	You have screwed up in the most comprehensive manner, Norm. Not only have you allowed a dangerous subversive freak to taint one of my most prized shopping locations, you have also lost the evidence which we had gathered to convict this mad felon. What have you got to say for yourself?
5974	I've got to say...Nothing. Er...do with me as you see fit, sir.
5975	Good! It's about time someone made a stand against your stupid, selfish, indecent, inconsiderable laws!
5976	And who would you suggest could do such a thing? There is no better way of life than the Utopia I have created.
5980	Well I can't think of anyone right now. But as soon as I do, I'll be standin' here in front of ya.
5981	Well ME, of course. Me and a few of my friends. Actually, as many friends as I can find.
5982	A few friends! A few friends!! A few riff raff get an idea into their heads and they think they can change the world! I'm afraid it takes more than that Norm.
5985	Right, well that's it then. I might just as well just give up and surrender! It's over! Forget it! Kaput!
5987	How about knowing that your brother still breathes, AND that you live in mortal fear of him, AND the people's reaction should they find out he is still alive and well? Tell me that, Mr. Paul Norm Dude?!
5988	I know you have a secret now Paul. I know your brother Saul is still alive, and I plan to tell the population at large about this.I know your brother Saul is still alive, and I plan to tell the population of Neutropolis. I'd like to see you smile then!
5992	He's right there, in the Mood Filter. Oh....Ch-ching. baboom, bada bang...You're outta there!
5993	Oh, It was just a randomlyrandom wild guess. There are a lot of strange ideas floating around in this place.
5994	As you seem incapable of functioning in any capacity in this city, I have no choice but to strip you of all tokens of office and send you to the Pens to reflect on your mistakes, pending a rather unlikely change in my mood.
5997	Please, Please don't do it! Just don't do it! One more chance?! I won't screw up again, I promise! I promise!
5998	I'm not scared of you, or your Pens!I'm not scared of you, or your Damn Pens! Shoot your best shot, Paul!Do your very worst Paul! Give it to me! Bring it on!
5999	Check it, check it. No can do, this is locked too.
6000	Oh, groovy! It's one of those little door within a door things. I guess that sloping browed fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet.I guess that fool in the corridor must have closed it to keep me quiet. There is a little peephole in it though.He must know that's not possible. Oh look, a peephole as well.
6003	This thing might have a use. But I'd be Normal if I knew what it was though.
6004	I can't get outanywhere with old Norm standing there! Booger.
6006	Here's a small scrap of denim. This must be what Saul uses to send messages on. It sure beats that smelly ol' toilet paper.
6007	Well I can't think of much to write about. Besides, I have no ink substitute.
6009	Cool, that's the Factory Floor through there. I can see them making fancyposh-looking sofas.
6012	Whoa, this is without a doubt THE most frighteningly comfortable thing I have seen in all my born days. I'm imagineafraid if I'd were to buy it I would have to sit down on it for the rest of my life to recoverwarrant from the price ofI paid for it.
6013	OK, I will, but don't blame me if I never stand up again. Hey, I've found a strange device hidden in it!
6015	Stay here!.
6017	Well that's the end of that one.
6018	Touch-DownEat this Bug!
6019	I don't think that will troublebe bothering me again.
6020	You! HALT! That is an unauthorisedunauthorized maintenance cradle!
6023	Bad guys can never aim straight in the movies!Why are Bad Guys always such lousy shots?!
6025	Get out Saul! I'll get Dai! Let's go!
6026	Leave me Kent. I'm old. We got what we came for. Now GO!
6029	Stay clean, Citizen. Next time you will be in HOT water, - literally!
6030	Yeah, like I'm terrified! Shakin' in my boots, whoa!
6031	Well I think it's trasheda bust.
6034	Ah, things begin to make sense...begin to make sense. Do you know the penalty for masquerading as a Norm Trooper, boy? It is a lifetime sentence in the Mood Filter.
6035	From now on this room will be your second home, but you will see it from Saul's point of view, from inside the tubes.
6036	You see, people like you are far too valuable to kill. You provide an indisposable service sifting the ideas sent in by the furniture transmitters.You provide a valuable service sifting the ideas sent in by furniture transmitters. Ideas that the population of this city contribute on a daily basis. My brother is one of the best in this capacity.
6037	It is ironic in a way. He is now part of his own invention, an invention made to keep criminals off our streets, to let them provide a valuable contribution to our city's well-being. I thought it too good an idea to waste on criminals, so I secretly gave it to all our people. The idyllic city you live in is the result.
6038	Now GUARDS! Take him away. Put him in the cubicle next to Saul. I shall enjoy watching his slow decay in my trophy cabinet.
6040	I've broke Brian's neck!Oh, no! This looks grim!I broke Brian's neck! I'm pretty sure he'll do the same to me!
6041	Feel the power of my axeax!!
6042	Cool! An elevator to the centrecenter of the Earth! Wow, it's like a Science Fiction Movie!
6043	Is this the right floor for haberdasheryappliances?
6045	What the F...!Heck!
6047	To the elevator!Come on Saul, I've got to get you out of this place!
6049	To the elevator! We gotta head for the roof!
6051	Huh, shoot! I don't have anyno rabid guinea pigs to break the glass!
6052	Huh, a piece of paper with 1312 printed right on it.
6055	I could dish the dirt on someone? Yeah!!
6057	TurdDoggie Dirt
6058	Furniture testers have no use for this kind of stool! Get it??
6059	This thing is very heavy. I could probably lift it if it were half empty. Or is that half full, for that matter.?
6060	It's a fire extinguisher I think. It has "For Norm Troopers Use Only" written on the side. Weird!That's pretty strange.
6061	I need to get rid of my fingerprints offon of this thing.
6063	What shall I do with itfor? It's empty.
6065	There! TheseThose fingerprints are gone now. All that's left behind are a few beads of moisture.
6071	I Got it.
6072	Whoa! It's a soap-impregnated dish cloth. Nice colourcolor.
6074	Some little critter has made a real big mess here.
6075	Don't try this at home, kids! I have it.
6076	Someone let a dog do doo-doo, dude.Oh, Grodey! Somebody let their dog take a big a'poo-poo.
6078	Yeah! Right On! I'll do some bashing later.
6079	Yeah! I could get up to into some serious mischieftrouble with this hammer. Can't Touch This!
6082	An empty test tube! A Womb with a View!
6084	"I began to learn the shady history of Neutropolis shortly after my week-long... holiday... in the Blue Pens." Most events happened before my time, but I was soon to get swept up in the events which had transformed this radical free-thinking utopi
6085	Most events happened before my time, but I was soon to get swept up in the eventsI was spending a little quality time, walking a couple of blocks and whistling a particularly annoying tune I had composed, when suddenly from out of the smog...
6086	which had transformed this radical free-thinking utopia into the polluted pit of boredom it is today.Whoa!
6087	Something was up with the population, something unnatural and sinister.Er, hi guys!
6088	My life and theirs were about to change forever.I spent seven lousy days in a Spartan blue box, basically for being too happy. I'll start right at the beginning.And, on every one of those days, those Norm guys piped into my cell what could only be described as elevator-music. Normalizing they call it. Phew! Then, on the last day...
6089	I was spending a little quality time, walking a couple of blocks and whistling a particularly annoying tune I had composed,Frustrated? Want to meet some like-minded individuals? Want to do something about the state of the city? Get a job and snoop around Plush-Rest. You'll find a group in one of the dumpsters around the back. An Empathiser?
6090	when suddenly from out of the smog...This was my first contact with people on the same wavelength. Stuff was about to change for the first time in almost 40 years. NORMALITY REMAINING TEXT 19 JUNE 96 ---------------------------------------------
6102	Uh-huhuh! I have a healthy respect for electricity!
6105	FarWay too heavy!
6106	Rubble from the explosion has hit this truck. I don't think it will be going anywhere.
6107	I can get round thethis entire city using buses. I'm not above that.
6108	If I wait here, a bus will become along shortly... I hopethink. Yeah, there should be a bus anytime soon, I'll just wait. Maybe not.
6111	OKGot it.
6112	A scalpel. Nicely made,. Very sharp. OOWW!
6113	What with?What do I do with it? A scalpel doesn't do much on its lonesome.
6114	Say, I have the makings of a raft here. No time to do it now though. Perhaps later.
6115	Not sure if that's a good idea at the moment. I have other things on my mind. Maybe later.
6117	Wow! Happy Fourth of July's! One of those fireworks didn't go off!
6118	I just have no use for it right now.
6120	I'm a little bit wary of these.! I'm not goinggonna' to pick it up without a very good reason.
6121	Wary as I am, I can't leave a chick in a fix. I got it!.
6125	I'm gonna disprove that old adage: "If you give a man enough rope..." I could maybe use it with something else?.
6126	Hey! It's in two parts. I'll just take half of it. Right on!
6127	Damn Norms took the other half! They didn't spot this half though. Ha ha ha!
6128	I already have some. But thanks for asking.
6129	Whoa! It's the other half of that rope.
6132	This appears to be bits of blown-up cracker crate.These appear to be bits of blown up cracker crate.
6136	ISorry, won't be needing these.
6137	I'm going to leave this here to syphonsiphon away the smell from that hole!
6139	Great idea of mine using that pipe, YEAH !
6140	I don't think the guy would let me in. He looks kinda cheesedpissed off! right now.
6141	There's no point. The elevatorlift is always stuck on the ground floor.
6142	Yeah, get real!
6145	Pretty it ain't pretty, but I think it just might just float!
6146	WowAh, great! AllJust that commotion to get a pathetic cup of plasticy warm plasticy water!
6148	Hmm..Whoa! I could really do with a nice cup of chilled water!
6149	I could only get the door open by smashing it. Something hard and tasteless should do it.
6150	No way! They put concrete inside these things to stop them moving.
6151	There's a rat stuck inside! He looks exhausted, but very clean.
6152	OK.
6159	Hey what do you think you're doing, bozo?
6161	He doesn't seem to want it.!
6162	She doesn't seem to want it.!
6163	It doesn't seem to want it.!
6164	Maybe now is really a good time to look at thethat map.
6206	Hello Heather, you really should consider going blonde permanently. Nice look.
6207	Thanks, Kent. It's not a good idea to be seen with you right now. We're so close.Thanks Kent, it's not a good idea to be seen with you right now, were so close.
6209	Hi Brian., are you nervous or worried? This could be your big break after all.
6210	If you've so much as scratched my guitar you're in for a very big break Kent!If you've so much as scratched my guitar, I'll scratch your eyes out Kent. Now get lost.
6212	Norm, how's your day been?, still pleased with your newfoundnew found world view?.
6213	I certainly am, son., I feel fine. I'm just looking forward to the turn. This is the first festival I've been to, such a feeling of warmth and beauty.
6215	Whoa, not looking too good there Saul. You OK there buddy?
6216	I'm fading fast, Kent., hurry and get the concert started, then we'll attend to my problem.
6218	Dai, it's good to see you up and about enjoying life. Hooray, hooray, it's a beautiful day.
6219	It was only a scratch, son., you've got to expect that sort of thing in our line of work. I'm proud of you, boy.
6221	Whoa, how can I fix these goggles??.
6222	I can't fix them, Kent., I have no tools, duh. There must be some batteries around here somewhere.
6225	Saul, willwould know more about that than me. Try not to look suspicious Kent.
6227	How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
6228	At a guess I would say that elevator set in the middle of the stage links up with the sewer system somewhere down below.
6230	Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in??.
6231	Have you tried some kind of shielding device? Don't touch it with your hands whatever you do!.
6233	ThanksThank you, so much, for all your help.
6234	Try to hurry, Kent, the suspense is irritating.
6236	Whoa, how docan I fix these goggles??.
6237	I haven't got a clue or interest, Kent.I haven't got a clue or an interest Kent. You're interfering with my aura.Your interfering with me aura. Please step away while you still can!Now back off while you still can do so under your own power.
6240	I've got more important things to worry about Kenty, like the chorus in this song I'm about to play. You do your job and leave me to do mine.
6242	Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in??.
6243	Anything you like, man, just don't scoff my tune-wand.Anything you like man, just don't scuff my tune wand, I made that myself you know and I'm fiercely protective. I made that myself you know out of a hundred year-old fireplace. It's got the best treble I ever heard. I'm fiercly protective. You might find yourself mysteriously ill in the morning.You might wake up mysteriously dead in the morning.
6245	How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
6248	ThanksThank you, so much, for all your help.
6249	It's OK, Kent, but don't take it for granted.
6251	Whoa, how docan I fix these goggles?
6252	If I remember rightly,correctly my drop of golden sunshine, they need a couple of energy cells. Red and blue ones if memory serves.
6255	Probably behind a secret wall or in a wardrobe or something, eh??. Bound to be, that's where I'd put it. Can you see my tan developing?
6257	Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in??.
6258	Er, something protective I'd say., if it's as dangerous as he makes out, you don't want to be touching it. do you?
6260	How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
6261	That elevator in the centrecenter of the stage might do the trick.
6263	ThanksThank you, so much, for all your help.
6264	No problem, and if there's ever anything, you know, you want to talk about, come and see your uncle NormNormie.
6266	Whoa, how docan I fix these goggles?
6267	I worry about the younger generation, Kent., I didn't know what it was for until I was thirty.
6270	There must be a secret wall, Kent. Find where the strangeness converges, that's where I'll be....
6272	Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in??.
6273	Protect yourself, lad., you don't want to end up like me. I'm wasted and wizened., this mood magnet will be the death of me. .
6275	How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
6276	I seem to recall an elevator but that might have been elsewhere. It's all gone apear little pear-shaped my old cauliflower. Sorry! Please hurry, and find my mind for me.
6278	ThanksThank you, so much, for all your help.
6279	I'm doing my best, son.
6281	Whoa, how docan I fix these goggles?
6282	I havenain't got a clue, son., I ain't never been technicallytechnical minded. Maybe they need winding up or something like that., eh?
6285	Well I could tell you how to get onto the roof of almost every building in this city, son, but when it comes to depths, you'reyour asking the wrong man.
6287	Gee, if I like only knew. What can I carry the brain backup in??.
6288	I usually use a bucket to carry stuff around in. I'm not being too helpfullhelpful am I?
6290	How do I get onto the stage? Whoa, big question.
6291	Well, my cousin Loola got friendly with a producer type., ever thought aboutof that route? Good lookin'' fella like yourself shouldn't have too much trouble.
6293	ThanksThank you, so much, for all your help.
6294	Have I helped? Say there might be life in the old dog yet!.
6295	It's been broken, but it's far too small for me to climb through!
6297	I'm sure it opens, but I just don't know how?
6298	Hmmm... this wall doesn't seem to match up with the rest. Something curious around here...
6302	It mightmay be full of iron, but it certainly aintain't good for ya.
6303	Dude, I have no source of power.
6304	OK, I can unscrew it.I don't really want it.
6305	What? It's a light bulb. It's off. It's boring! Get over it!
6306	Ah! This could have been one of my greatest inventions, if only I'd had a real shark to test it on.
6307	What this thing?What is this thing? It's about as aerodynamic as a shed ful of Russian aeroplane parts!Oh cool, it would be great for opening a really large can of beer.
6309	Yeah! It's already to go now.
6312	My raft! How cool!
6313	Hmmm...Huh. It doesn't seem to have done anything!.
6314	I don't wantwanna to break it, it might be useful.
6317	Look at that! It's a start button. Now, this must do something!.
6320	How?I'm not hungry right now.
6321	Get real!How?
6322	What's this here for?Cool! It's still working, even though it's soaked.
6325	Well, it's humming softly, suggesting that it's using power.
6326	I'm afraid I just wouldnwon't know how to do it.
6328	It seems to be analysinganalyzing a fire extinguisher. What is this fascination with fire extinguishers?
6329	Oh no, it's much too small. I may be fit and athletic and very good looking, but I would need to lose around 90% of my body mass to get down that way.
6330	Yeah, if I pick the hole up I can use it on other objects. I can use it to get through walls and to empty oil tankers, and... and I can't pick it up! Oh well, never mind, it was a good idea.yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England!
6331	That sharkpoon gun made a pretty good hole! It could still be a winner. I can't stand it in here much longer. That really is the BIGGEST smell I ever smelled! If that Norm guy outside gets a whiff, he'll think I'm up to no good.
6334	It's stiff, but I can manage it.
6341	Back to boredsvillemundanity!
6342	I wonder what these here switches do?
6343	OuchWhoa! That's live! Ow!
6344	It won'twill not open.
6348	I can't eat frozen *FOOD* - I'll break my teeth! Yeah?!
6352	It's already in use.Do not turn off the bed. Testing in progress. Marathon duration.
6353	This is where that bed is getting itsit's juice from.
6354	One of the drawers is open. It saves wear and tear on the...eruh... mechanism.
6355	Huh, yeah! I don't want this crusty lump of recycled peel!
6357	He's mine, the poor sweet thing. Hey! His eyes just fell out! That's gross!
6359	I'll give him a big hug. AAAAHHH!!AAAAHHHH! Oh, his eyes just fell out! Gruesome!
6363	What a surprise, it's still dark and cloudy. It would make such a difference if for just one day it was brighter. Then maybe everybodyeveryone would smile or maybe something weirder would happen.
6365	What am I supposed to do with it?What from here? Oh yeah, right?!
6366	Yeah?! Not if I ever want to walk upright again!
6367	I bet there's some juicy information in here. Maybe I can find the phone number of Miss Lovely here!Maybe I can find the phone number of that gorgeous babe here. Oh yeah, she's styl'n!
6368	It's a door!This leads back out into the corridor. I might be able to escape. Bitchen!
6372	They're massive! Unlike Paul, I don't think I'm a god!
6373	Whoa. You can see these things from all over the city. But what the hell are they?
6376	Looks like a dangerous piece of electronics. This place is full of wacky gizmos!
6378	Well there appears to be no other way of using it other than to point your eyes at it!
6380	Another electronic screen. All it says is "Processing Session Data.". WeirdCurious!
6381	Oh no! Not down there, I... I can't.
6382	Some of these shardsglass fragments are covered in sticky disgross-ting green stuff. Dis-gross-ting!! My assistant must have hit the window squarely with his face.
6383	CarefullyEasy does it. I don't want to smother myself in nasal fluid!.
6384	I don't wanna wear one of these again. It got me in deep ka-katrouble, last time.
6385	I got it. Kinda heavy...but I got it.
6386	It appears to be a Norm Trooper's badge. An old one too., like the ones in Modern History books. I guess the Norms were responsible for this whole, big, bad mess.
6387	I can't, it's -a-broken.
6388	Oh no...It's way too heavy to move, that's why the Norms fraggeddemolished it where it stands.
6389	An old data safe. Or UNSAFE judging by its present condition...ha..ha!
6390	I got it. Oh, Yeah! Right on! .....Man, it's heavy!
6391	WowWhoa! Some kind of machine with a brain inside!! This HAS to be what I'm looking for!