User:Addy1124/WIP-SimpsonsHit&Run-MainPage/Unused Audio/Used Function Dialogue

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Dialogue that is assigned to characters to play at certain used events/functions, but doesn't because those events/functions are unreachable to those characters for one reason or another.

Unused Characters

As these characters are never used in the game, their dialogue cannot be heard.

Agnes

Agnes exists as an unused character and has some minimal pedestrian NPC dialogue. Agnes has 4 clips of her being hit by the player's car.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_hitbyc_agn_hips		"Oh great, now I need new hips again!"
p_hitbyc_agn_hurt		"You think that hurt? You couldn't hurt me with a cruise missile!"
p_hitbyc_agn_sack		"Why you ill-mannered sack of crap!"
p_hitbyc_agn_snot		"Snot-nosed kids!"

Agnes also has 5 clips of her being kicked.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_hitbyw_agn_01		"You wouldn't know what to do with me!"
p_hitbyw_agn_got		"Is that all you got?"
p_hitbyw_agn_idiot		"Thanks a lot, you idiot!"
p_hitbyw_agn_nice		"Alright, no more Mr. Nice Guy!"
p_hitbyw_agn_punk		"You wanna rumble? Bring it on!"

Finally, Agnes has 4 clips of her nearly missing being hit by the player's car.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_nhitbyc_agn_back		"Get back here you thin-lipped sissy!"
p_nhitbyc_agn_jerk		"Watch where you're going, jerk!"
p_nhitbyc_agn_lady		"I'm a defenseless old lady, you rat-sucker!"
p_nhitbyc_agn_reject		"Yeah, put me out of my misery!"

Legs

Legs isn't in the game at all - only these minimal voice lines remain. His first 3 clips are of him being hit by the player's car.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_hitbyc_leg_giggle		"What are you on, a giggle juice?"
p_hitbyc_leg_rebreak		"I'm gonna whack you so hard!"
p_hitbyc_leg_shock		"Ugh, I need a mob doctor..."

His next 3 clips are of him being kicked by the player.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_hitbyw_leg_ape		"Gimme one good reason not to ape your pickles."
p_hitbyw_leg_rib		"You're lookin' at some serious busta-buzoo!"
p_hitbyw_leg_suit		"HEY! Hands off the suit!"

His last 4 clips are of him nearly missing being hit by the player's car.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
p_nhitbyc_leg_01		"Not for nuttin'"
p_nhitbyc_leg_fuge		"Forget about it."
p_nhitbyc_leg_police		"Where are the police!?"
p_nhitbyc_leg_rattler		"What's the mattah - you?"

Bart Tutorials

To do: Every game version has all the lines anyhow, so some that are used in some versions are unused in others? (Don't upload, just confirm/mention.)

There are unused Bart tutorial lines.

Break Camera (breakca) Function

Judging by the name and voicelines, this function was originally intended to be called when the player character destroys a Wasp Camera. In the final game, this is not the case, and the function is called specifically when destroying a Power Coupling; only Homer gets to do this, in Level 1 Mission 4. These voicelines can be heard if the player uses a cheat/mod to play as another character in that mission.

Apu

Apu has 5 lines of breakca dialogue. Two of which are similar to each other, but they have a big enough difference to upload both.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_breakca_apu_01		"Call me the Hindu God of death. Oof!"
w_breakca_apu_creepy		"Oof. These things are just too creepy. Ooh."
w_breakca_apu_forgive		"Oh, forgive my action, little device."
w_breakca_apu_forgivea		"Oh, forgive my action little device."
w_breakca_apu_lessa		"One less of you!"

Bart

Bart has 7 lines of breakca dialogue.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_breakca_brt_01		"Ooh, gotcha!"
w_breakca_brt_02		"Mwahahahahahaha!"
w_breakca_brt_03		"El Barto strikes again!"
w_breakca_brt_04		"One less expensive electronic device in the world."
w_breakca_brt_05		"Outta my face."
w_breakca_brt_dislike		"If there's one thing I dislike - it's security cameras."
w_breakca_brt_vandals		"Petty vandals and security cameras do not mix."

Lisa

Lisa has 7 lines of breakca dialogue.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_breakca_lis_01		"Find someone less passive to spy on."
w_breakca_lis_02		"These cameras are a form of oppression. Thus, my action is justified."
w_breakca_lis_03		"Strike a blow for privacy rights!"
w_breakca_lis_expensive		"Looks expensive. Too bad!"
w_breakca_lis_fun		"Anti social behavior can be fun!"
w_breakca_lis_millions		"I do not want to be watched by millions, thank you!"
w_breakca_lis_this		"Karate kick!"

Marge

Marge has 6 lines of breakca dialogue.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_breakca_mrg_01		"Stop watching me!"
w_breakca_mrg_02		"Oh, buzz off!"
w_w_breakca_mrg_life		"Stay outta my life!"
w_breakca_mrg_nosy		"Don't be so nosy."
w_breakca_mrg_respect		"Respect my privacy."
w_breakca_mrg_wax		"Mind your own beeswax."

Dodge (dodge) Function

There's a "dodge" function that is triggered whenever the player is trying to run over an NPC. While technically it's used for Lisa as well, the player won't be able to hear it ingame, since every time Lisa spawns - she either is a vehicle driver or inside an interior, meaning that there is no legitimate way to trigger the dialogues.

Lisa

Lisa has 4 "dodge" lines.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_dodge_lis_01		"Don't think I won't sue!"
w_dodge_lis_02		"That is assault! That is assault!"
w_dodge_lis_03		"Hey!"
w_dodge_lis_04		"Come back here!"

Idle Reply (idlereply) Function

This function is called for ambient characters that the player can/does talk to.

• Professor Frink does appear as an ambient character in the Observatory in Level 3, however the ability to talk to him is disabled.
• Otto never appears as an ambient character, though the Ralph ambient character at the Try-N-Save in Level 5 uses locators named after Otto.

Frink

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_idlereply_frk_02		"If the fromance was had by the power of three over seventeen..."
w_idlereply_frk_04		"Yes, I believe the fibulator is properly calibrated, it's also in my pants!"
w_idlereply_frk_06		"Uh, quick question, what time is it in the phantom zone? I've got an eight thirty there, I cannot miss it.""
w_idlereply_frk_08		"Would the power ratio exceed the weight requirement or should I just go have a frank-footer? [Laughs]"
w_idlereply_frk_10		"I've got to get back into orbit, I can't sit here."
w_idlereply_frk_11		"I've simply got to get back into orbit, I can't sit here diddling around with you like this."
w_idlereply_frk_12		"Say, if matter is density, is space transparent?"
w_idlereply_frk_13		"Can the frushnickel be far behind?"
w_idlereply_frk_14		"Can the frushnicknel be far behind if this is going on, I ask you?"
w_idlereply_frk_15		"Can the frushnickel be far behind if this is what's going on?"
w_idlereply_frk_16		"Glayven!"
w_idlereply_frk_17		"Gliyven!"

Otto

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_idlereply_oto_01		"I can feel my hair growing."
w_idlereply_oto_02		"Hey, my old lady isn't a stripper. She's a dancer and a prostitute."
w_idlereply_oto_03		"Woah, my shoes are talking to me!"
w_idlereply_oto_04		"I'm really more of a "houses of the holy" man myself."

Activate (activate) Function

This function is called when the player character interacts with a generic switch. As Level 3 contains none, Lisa's dialogue for the function go unused outside of a possible oversight case (because of how doorbells are programmed, interacting with one just as the currently playing doorbell line ends will play the player's "activate" line and not the doorbell response line).

Lisa

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_activate_lis_01		"Engage!"
w_activate_lis_02		"What basic controls!"
w_activate_lis_do		"A device of some sort. Fascinating!"
w_activate_lis_function		"I should be able to discern it's function."
w_activate_lis_hope		"Come on, doohickey, work!"
w_activate_lis_simple		"Seems like a simple mechanism."

Ask Food (askfood) Function

This function plays when the player character interacts with an ambient character version of either Apu or the Squeaky Voiced Teen. As these characters are not present as ambient characters in Levels 3 or 5, Apu and Lisa's lines for these functions go unused.

Apu

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_askfood_apu_fatty		"Alright juvenile, serve me a fatty poison of some kind."
w_askfood_apu_food		"My huge belly is completely empty."
w_askfood_apu_giving		"Please to be giving me something to eat, thank you."
w_askfood_apu_kill		"What do you have that won't immediately kill me?"
w_askfood_apu_outside		"How hard to eat non Kwik-E-Mart food."
w_askfood_apu_vegan		"Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?"

Lisa

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_askfood_lis_animal		"Give me nutrition that didn't hurt an animal in any way!"
w_askfood_lis_gruel		"I'm so hungry I'll eat anything... as long as it's organic, vegan and cruelty-free."
w_askfood_lis_more		"Please sir, can I have some more?"
w_askfood_lis_perk		"I'm a little tuckered out, what have you got that'll perk me up?"
w_askfood_lis_snack		"I need some healthy snack food, please."
w_askfood_lis_starving		"I'm starving and I'm on a mission! What a time to be vegetarian!"

Doorbell (doorbell) Function

The function is called when a doorbell for that character is interacted with by the player.

Barney

Barney has five unused lines for this function. All of them ended up being used for the dumpster gag in Levels 3 and 6 (edited to include a reverb effect and a knock sound effect). It is likely that the dumpster was originally intended to be a doorbell location and not a gag.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_doorbell_brn_01		"Taken!"
w_doorbell_brn_02		"Ah! Snakes, snakes everywhere!"
w_doorbell_brn_03		"Hey, who's vomit is this? Oh, I guess it doesn't matter."
w_doorbell_brn_04		"Ah! I'm drowning in garbage water!"
w_doorbell_brn_05		"I've seen better days, but the food is free!"

Otto

Otto has six unused lines for this function. All of them ended up being used for the dumpster gag in Levels 2 and 5 (edited to include a reverb effect and a knock sound effect). It is likely that the dumpster was originally intended to be a doorbell location and not a gag. Despite the "seaside" part of the filename, it is actually Barney who's voice clips get used for the dumpster gag on the seaside maps (Levels 3 and 6). Perhaps this was different early in development (it should be noted that Otto plays roles as a vehicle seller and mission character in those levels so having the gag there wouldn't make sense).

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_doorbell_oto_seaside01		"Whoa, it's cold in here! I need to move to a dumpster-brand dumpster."
w_doorbell_oto_seaside02		"Oh I gotta clean up, a lady's comin' over."
w_doorbell_oto_seaside03		"If the dumpster's a rockin', don't you come a knockin'!"
w_doorbell_oto_seaside04		"Woah, the fumes in here are psychedelic!"
w_doorbell_oto_seaside05		"Don't bother me, I just found a sandwich!"
w_doorbell_oto_seaside06		"As good a place to detox as any!"

Rodd

Rod has four unused lines for this function. Interestingly, some of these are the same lines used for the bomb shelter gag in Levels 1, 4 and 7 (with an exception of the last two which never got to be used at all), just without the reverb effect or door opening sound. This implies that the bomb shelter may have been used as a doorbell location instead of a gag earlier in development.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_doorbell_rod_shelter01		"We're waiting for the apocalypse!"
w_doorbell_rod_shelter02		"We only come out to go to church!"
w_doorbell_rod_shelter02a		[Differently voiced]"We only come out to go to church!"
w_doorbell_rod_shelter03		"I get to anoint their feet!"

Todd

Todd has four unused lines for this function. Interestingly, these are the same lines used for the bomb shelter gag in Levels 1, 4 and 7, just without the reverb effect or door opening sound. This implies that the bomb shelter may have been used as a doorbell location instead of a gag earlier in development.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
w_doorbell_todd_shelter01		"This bomb shelter is occupied!"
w_doorbell_todd_shelter02		"Is that you, lord?"
w_doorbell_todd_shelter03		"Yay! The rapture!"
w_doorbell_todd_shelter04		"Stranger danger!"

Time (time) Function

This function is called for either the player or driver character when the timer reaches 10 seconds remaining in the very final stage/objective of a mission. As Chief Wiggum can only be a driver in Level 1's missions as well as Level 3 Mission 5 (none of which have a timer in their very last stage/objective), this function goes unused for him.

Wiggum

Wiggum has 3 "time" dialogues.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
d_time_wig_01		"Come on, come on! I'm gonna be late for a beating!"
d_time_wig_02		"I guess that's what you get when you have to drive to speed limit"
d_time_wig_03		"Drive. With extreme prejudice!"

Villain: Mission Fail (v_mfail) Function

This dialogue plays when a villain wins a solo race against the player (or when they reach their destination unimpeded). As Cletus never has to be raced/impeded, his dialogue for this function is unused.

Cletus

Cletus has a total of 3 mission failure dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mfail_clt_bested		"You've been bested by your intellectual superior"
v_mfail_clt_blame		"I win! I'm gonna celebrate with some possum pie!"
v_mfail_clt_how		"Wow! How'd I do that?"

Skinner

Skinner does have to be raced (in Level 1 Mission 1) and has "v_mfail" lines; this line solely goes unused as the assigned dialogue code "skin" is incorrect ("skn" should be used instead).

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mfail_skin_remedial		"What a remedial driver."

Villain: Mission Victory (v_mvic) Function

To do: Wait is this a used function??

Cletus

Cletus has a total of 4 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_clt_01		"You've shouldn' have ought'a done that! Uh-oh."
v_mvic_clt_bail		"For the first time in ma'h life, I feel like a loser."
v_mvic_clt_dang		"Oh, double-dang it!"
v_mvic_clt_rise		"Well if that ain't a slippery hog, I don't know what it is"

Skinner

Skinner has 6 "mvic" dialogues.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_skn_blame		"I'll have to take this defeat out on my paint-by-numbers."
v_mvic_skn_children		"You and/or your children will pay for this!"
v_mvic_skn_childrena		"You and/or your children will pay for this."
v_mvic_skn_mad		"Oh, mother will be peeved for sure."
v_mvic_skn_mada		"Mother will be peeved, that's for sure."
v_mvic_skn_release		"If I didn't have a chalk-related stress injury I'd have won."

Smithers

Smithers has a total of 5 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_smi_01		"I dunno how you do it, but I love it!"
v_mvic_smi_02		"I am in awe of you."
v_mvic_smi_03		"I will give you a tube of facescrub if you tell me your secret!"
v_mvic_smi_04		"Sup-Erb!"
v_mvic_smi_05		"Damn you and your plucky nature."

Snake

Snake has a total of 3 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_snk_parol		"I am so going to shank you!"
v_mvic_snk_prison		"It looks like it's back to prison for me."
v_mvic_snk_victim		"At least most of MY crimes were victimless!"

Wiggum

Wiggum has a total of 6 mission victory dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_mvic_wig_airship		"Suspect believed to be driving an airship of some kind."
v_mvic_wig_crime		"Fine! I'll just arrest someone else for your crime!"
v_mvic_wig_dog		"Code 1-7-2, bad thing in progress!"
v_mvic_wig_stranger		"I'll catch you one day, mysterious stranger!"
v_mvic_wig_suspecta		"Have lost contact with suspect: taking nap. *snoring*"
v_mvic_wig_taze		"Next time I'll just taser you."

Villain: Tail (v_tail) Function

This function is called when the villain character escapes the player during a follow section. As the player never has to follow Skinner or Smithers, their dialogue for this function goes unused.

Skinner

Skinner has 5 lines for this function.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_tail_skn_01		"Ooh, wait 'till mother hears about that!"
v_tail_skn_02		"An "A" triple plus!"
v_tail_skn_fools		"Fools! Fools! [Laughs]"
v_tail_skn_smoke		"I did it! Maybe now Edna will think better of me."
v_tail_skn_victory		"My first taste of victory!"

Smithers

Smithers has a total of 4 tailing dialogues:

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_tail_smi_01		"The lackey wins again!"
v_tail_smi_serf		"So long, blue collar!"
v_tail_smi_try		"Nice try!...Now, where can I get a facial?"
v_tail_smi_unemplyoment		"No tail ever caught Waylon Smithers!"

Villain: Damage (v_damage) Function

This function is called when the player damages the villain's vehicle during a destroy (with no subsequent dropped item to pick up) segment. As these circumstances never exist for Cletus, Skinner, Snake, or Chief Wiggum, their dialogue for this function goes unused.

Cletus

Cletus has 3 lines.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_damage_clt_ma		"Hey, I payed ten chickens for this car!"
v_damage_clt_school		"Oh, I done spilt my corn liquor."
v_damage_clt_stop		"Oh, I done busted my stank bone!"

Skinner

Skinner has 4 lines.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_damage_skn_already		"Stop it already!"
v_damage_skn_ambush		"Ambush!"
v_damage_skn_beret		"Don't mess with an almost decorated war vet!"
v_damage_skn_hot		"Oh, I dropped my travel mug!"

Snake

Snake has 3 lines.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_damage_snk_bandit		"My ride! She cries in pain!"
v_damage_snk_car		"Do you know what I had to do to get this car?"
v_damage_smi_dead		"Oh, you are so dead."

Wiggum

Wiggum has 5 lines.

File Name	Audio	Transcript
v_damage_wig_01		"Aw, now I have to chase you."
v_damage_wig_02		"That's a moving violation!"
v_damage_wig_04		"Don't make me use this thing, 'cause I will!"
v_damage_wig_05		"Oh come on now!"
v_damage_wig_06		"Oh come on now!"

Traffic (bcrash) Function

These would have been heard if the character crashed into road vehicles or when traffic was blocked.

Male

File Name	Audio	Transcript
d_bcrash_vm1_01		"My kidneys! And my lymph nodes!"
d_bcrash_vm1_02		"For shame! For shame!"
d_bcrash_vm1_03		"My face! Where is it?!"
d_bcrash_vm1_04		"Great, that's just great!"
d_bcrash_vm2_01		*sigh* "I'm going to a better place... Capital City!"
d_bcrash_vm2_02		"You can defeat me, but two more will take my place!"
d_bcrash_vm2_03		*scream*
d_bcrash_vm2_04		"My legs... are over there!"
d_mcrash_vm1_01		"That's it... no more braking for me."
d_mcrash_vm1_02		"Ow, my neck!"
d_mcrash_vm1_03		"Watch it, jerky!"
d_mcrash_vm1_04		"What's the big idea?"
d_mcrash_vm2_01		"Eyes forward, maggot!"
d_mcrash_vm2_02		"Don't make me get my board with a nail in it!"
d_mcrash_vm2_03		"Ah! Scalding... coffee... on my crotch!"
d_mcrash_vm2_04		"Lunatic!"

Female

File Name	Audio	Transcript
d_bcrash_vf1_01		*scream*
d_bcrash_vf1_02		"I'm all dead inside!"
d_bcrash_vf1_03		"Not my generic car!"
d_bcrash_vf1_04		"This is the worst birthday ever!"
d_bcrash_vf2_01		"My status symbol!"
d_bcrash_vf2_02		"I blame society!"
d_bcrash_vf2_03		*scream*
d_bcrash_vf2_04		"Sure, I didn't need that eye!"
d_carway_vf1_01		"Move it! Come on, come on!"
d_carway_vf1_02		"Lousy minor inconvenience..."
d_carway_vf1_03		"One side, let's go!"
d_carway_vf1_04		"Make like a tree and get out of here!"
d_carway_vf2_01		"Get that scrapheap off the road!"
d_carway_vf2_02		"Get it in gear, buddy!"
d_carway_vf2_04		"Move it already! Out, out, out!"
d_mcrash_vf1_01		"I dropped my cellphone!"
d_mcrash_vf1_02		"Oh for crying out loud!"
d_mcrash_vf1_03		"Thank god I'm an attorney!"
d_mcrash_vf1_04		"Stop enjoying this!"
d_mcrash_vf2_01		"I blame video games... and Canadians!"
d_mcrash_vf2_02		*grunt* "Maybe you should carpool!"
d_mcrash_vf2_03		"I should punch you in the happy sacks!"
d_mcrash_vf2_04		"What the fu...dge!"