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As a result of this, keep in mind that the developers might have used or deleted some of the content featured here, had the game actually been released.
|Oh dear, I do believe I have the vapors.|
This page contains content that is not safe for work or other locations with the potential for personal embarrassment.
Such as: Late-'90s porn site text.
DynaMike is a puzzle game where you have to defuse bombs by changing blocks' colors so that the left image matches the right one, which must be done against a timer and in a given number of moves. To help, you can undo your previous move a certain number of times in each puzzle.
Of course, it's not that easy. Blocks change colors in a set order, but changing one also changes those around it in a + shape. Further, the last color of the sequence is a blank space, but blank spaces can be changed into blocks.
RAM Contents in Uninitialized Memory
As what seems to be a result of not initializing memory, the ROM is filled with some... fairly unfortunate leftovers from what the developer was doing at the time the game was properly built.
Things start out pretty tame at 0x6089, with the file list from the developer's PC...
Program Files PROGRA~1 Uninstall Information UNINST~1 zmshtI.OVRL ZMSHTI~1.OVR tYhgDf56.--D TYHGDF56.--D ENGINE C:\ \\P233_SANDER\C Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL\tYhgDf56.--D B ..\..\Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL\tYhgDf56.--D2 C:\Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL
...Only to start to get out of hand at 0x7000, when a portion of an HTML file begins, revealing something that adults should only see:
<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Big Tittied Brunette with Pink Pussy Pal</TITLE> ...
Yes, you read that right. The full text won't be reproduced here since the file includes links to a number of adult websites that we'd rather not advertise (especially since a number of them may not exist anymore and could redirect to spam, viruses, spy/malware, etc.) That aside, enough of the site's HTML is present to be displayed in a web browser (minus the images), as can be seen below:
The below file contains the HTML code, including a JPEG thumbnail that was caught in the ROM at 0xA000:
|Download HTML Page
File: DynaMike-GBC-Brunette.zip (7 KB) (info)
While the Internet Archive does have copies of the full webpage and nearly all of the missing images, we will not be linking to them for obvious reasons.