Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Unused Mission-Related Content/Countryside
This is a sub-page of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/Unused Mission-Related Content.
Note:Used text may be used for additional context, in which case it will be in italics.
All text taken from the american.gxt file is from the original PS2 release, the audio is ripped from the Windows version.
Contents
Badlands
The game tells you to look out for the feds, instead of U.S. Marshals. The used version of the second objective highlights the word 'mountain' in yellow, instead of 'snitch' in red.
~s~Be wary of the U.S. Marshals.
~s~Make your way up the mountain, find that ~r~snitch~s~.
First Date
Two additional lines for Catalina.
~z~I seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you,
~z~you coward, you low life, you...
~z~You? But Cesar said you was a real man.
~z~I mean, look at you.
It is unclear where these might have been used, as they could fit anywhere.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Whatever else went down, | |
~z~I knew I would do anything I could to avoid | |
~z~hanging out with that crazy bitch. |
These two could have been used in any of Catalina's missions. The first one is an unused variant, the used version tells you to go to the hideout.
~s~Take Catalina back to her ~Y~hideout~s~.
Catalina has gone back to the hide out.
Tanker Commander
An unused prompt, presumably for hooking up the tanker.
~s~You're hooked up!
Additional dialogue for Catalina and the gas station workers who give chase.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~You won't get away with this! | |
~z~Shut your spotty little mouth! | |
~z~Follow me! | |
~z~Oh no you don't, bitch! | |
~z~C'mon, Derek, we're going to be local heroes! | |
~z~I'd be happier staying here and stacking shelves! |
Additional dialogue for Catalina.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Pull up in that depot up ahead! | |
~z~That's the place, up ahead! | |
~z~Yeehaa, that's the place, go, Carl, go! |
Alternate dialogue for Mr. Whittaker. Instead he tells you to come back if you want to run some freight for him.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~You ever get hold of another rig, just drop it in, | |
~z~I'll always give a good price! |
Local Liquor Store
Unused dialogue for getting a wanted level.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Those chota pigs are on to us! | |
~z~And now the cops, FUCKING TYPICAL! | |
~z~Your pissing around has brought the cops! | |
~z~The cops too, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! |
Against All Odds
A cut conversation pertaining to the army being in town when CJ and Catalina rob the betting shop in Montgomery.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Just our fucking luck, the army's in town! | |
N/A | ~z~Hey, check the senorita! |
N/A | ~z~Hey, baby, you wanna feel a piece of what I got? Heh heh heh! |
~z~I'm going to cut off their balls! | |
~z~Look, keep 'em sweet and I'll go cause a diversion. | |
~z~Hello, I'm from out of town... | |
~z~and maybe you big boys will show me a good time? | |
N/A | ~z~Holy Toledo! |
N/A | ~z~C'mon let's go check it out! |
~z~C'mon, let's do the damn thing! | |
~z~I think I like you! |
The used version of the first objective says to get the vehicle inside the Pay 'n' Spray. The latter is a shorter version of the used objective.
~S~Park car inside ~h~Pay 'n' Spray.
~s~Get to the ~h~Pay 'n' Spray.
Small Town Bank
During the mission you smash three ATMs for cash, but no special counter or anything similar is used.
Money Retrieved
An extra line for Catalina and dialogue for CJ holding up the hostages.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss. ~z~And don't try to be funny, you are NOT funny, Carl Johnson! | |
~z~Don't even think it! | |
~z~What you lookin' at? | |
~z~You got kids? | |
~z~Think you a hero? | |
~z~Don't push me! | |
~z~I had a real bad day! | |
~z~This ain't cool, fool! | |
~z~What I tell you? | |
~z~I ain't asking again! | |
~z~You wanna die? | |
~z~You pushing me, motherfucker! | |
~z~I've just about had enough of your games! | |
~z~I'm serious, REAL serious! | |
~z~Girl, I warned you! |
Additional unused dialogue for Catalina.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Horrible pigs will be here any minute! | |
~z~I'll watch outside! | |
~z~Shit! Local idiotas all over the street! | |
~z~Carl, behind you! | |
~z~Watch your back, Carl! | |
~z~To our left! | |
~z~Policia to our right! | |
~z~Go, Carl, I'll cover you! | |
~z~More speed, less idiota! |
All the police dialogue for this mission was recorded in two different voices, these are the versions that were left unused. The "Stop your grinning" line is completely unused.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Shit, I just bought another donut! Don't criminals have any consideration? | |
~z~Stop your grinning and drop your linen! | |
~z~We can collect that bribe later. Might as well go and take a look. | |
~z~We know you're in there! | |
~z~The game's up! Come on out! | |
~z~Come out real peaceable, like! | |
~z~Give up, you're surrounded! | |
~z~Thought you might try the back way! | |
~z~We were waiting for yer! | |
~z~Stop your grinning and drop your linen! | |
~z~You two; FREEZE! |
Body Harvest
Additional dialogue for the survivalists at the farm, some with only the subtitles remaining. Only a select few lines are used.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Who's this smogger! | |
~z~My pride and joy! | |
~z~He ain't sleeping with my sister! | |
~z~Hey, you don't belong here! | |
~z~We got a snooper, folks! | |
~z~Who's the smog sucker?! | |
~z~He ain't got no good about him! | |
~z~Blast the hair-brained coot! | |
~z~Ain't nobody knows he's here! | |
~z~He's got my nooky wagon! | |
~z~Whatever you want, it ain't here, mister! | |
~z~We didn't order no shit delivery! | |
~z~Feed him to the pigs! | |
~z~Who's this dang chicken wrangler?! | |
~z~Trouble is all he looks like to me, friend! | |
~z~We got ourselves a chase, cue the banjo music! | |
~z~There he is, get him! | |
~z~Get him! He's got Betsy! | |
~z~You'll get nothing but trouble here, son! | |
~z~You ain't welcome, not no way, not no how! | |
~z~He's some loco drughead, get him! | |
~z~Who's this city slicker? | |
~z~He ain't got a clue where he is! | |
~z~Holy snout rings, he's getting away! | |
~z~Throw him down the pit with the others!! | |
~z~He's high on evil, beat the Lord into him! | |
N/A | ~z~Who's this here snoopy noser? |
N/A | ~z~He's lost and down on his luck! |
N/A | ~z~Bag him for the pot! |
N/A | ~z~Shred him! |
N/A | ~z~Hey, that's my bed! |
N/A | ~z~You take a wrong turn, boy? |
N/A | ~z~You deaf, boy, you ain't welcome! |
N/A | ~z~Po' fella must be deaf and dumb! |
~z~He don't look all there to me! | |
~z~Somebody run and get the darn sheriff! | |
~z~He's got the family car! | |
~z~This here's private land, stranger. | |
~z~What the, what's he doin'? | |
~z~Don't ignore us, you dumb mute! |
King In Exile
An additional line for Kendl.
~z~Better. Thank you. You came through for me.
Gone Courting
An unused subtitle for CJ. Can be heard in the background while Catalina is beating him.
~z~No, baby. No. Please no.
If you complete Against All Odds before Gone Courting, on your way to the next mission you'll hear Catalina telling CJ how he was slow like "a big fat brat that eats chocolates while his father gives nothing to his step daughter but stale bread", this one line is an additional reaction from CJ to her rant.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Wh-what is you talking about? |
Farewell, My Love...
Unused subtitles for CJ reacting to Catalina smashing his car, the dialogue itself is still heard.
~z~What the fuck?
~z~Wait! Hey, that's my...
These lines indicate that Catalina was supposed to taunt Carl during their race in an attempt to make him jealous, but they go unused.
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Oh, Claude, you're so big and manful! | |
~z~Claude, you're the best driver I've ever bedded! | |
~z~Hands on the wheel, Claude, hands on the wheel! | |
~z~Oh Claude, it's bigger than the gear stick! | |
~z~I have never felt so satisfied! | |
~z~Five orgasms in as many minutes! | |
~z~Marry me, Claude, marry me! | |
~z~Oh Claude, I don't know if I'm woman enough! | |
~z~Hey, Carl, you drive like a drunken camel! | |
~z~Carl, are you jealous, heh? | |
~z~Claude has such girth, he is AMAZING! | |
~z~Claude would make you feel inadequate! | |
~z~At last I have found a man to satisfy me! | |
~z~Claude is so manful, so FORCEFUL! | |
~z~I never knew there was so much MORE to sex! |
Are You Going to San Fierro?
Instead of driving the Mothership to San Fierro yourself, it seems like you were originally supposed to follow it, while keeping the police away from The Truth.
~s~Get a vehicle and follow the Mothership back to San Fierro.
~s~Get a ~b~vehicle~s~ and follow the Mothership back to San Fierro.
~S~Follow the ~b~Mothership~s~ back to San Fierro.
~s~Don't stray too far from the Truth!
~s~Keep the ~r~cop car~s~ away from the ~b~mothership~s~!~n~The Truth will be arrested if the Heat Bar is full!
Truth Heat
Clip | Subtitle |
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~z~Hey, I'm kinda busy, lemme get back at you. | |
~z~Carl, it's me! Get those cops off my damn tail! | |
N/A |