South Park: The Fractured But Whole/Unused Missions
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Contents
- 1 Main Missions
- 2 Side-Missions
- 2.1 sm03_tweekrecruit
- 2.2 sm06_vendor_intro
- 2.3 sm07_chaos_minions
- 2.4 sm08_token_recruit
- 2.5 sm09_jimbo_faction_01
- 2.6 sm10_statuseffecttutorial
- 2.7 sm12_barbradyfaction_1ofx
- 2.8 sm13_timmyrecruit
- 2.9 sm14 kyle mission 2 of 4
- 2.10 sm15_handicarfaction_1ofx
- 2.11 sm16_mysterion_upgrade
- 2.12 sm17_hordes_aoe
- 2.13 sm18_kyle mission 3 of 4
- 2.14 sm20_statuseffect_1
- 2.15 sm21_statuseffect_2
- 2.16 sm23_jimbo_faction_02
- 2.17 sm26_handicarfaction_2ofx
- 2.18 sm28_tweak_loyalty
- 2.19 sm29_timmyloyalty
- 2.20 sm30_intermediate_crafting_equip
- 2.21 sm31_stan_loyalty
- 2.22 sm32_jimbofaction_3ofx
- 2.23 sm34_token_loyalty
- 2.24 sm37_cosby_the_cocoa
- 2.25 sm38_nathanmimsy_1ofx
- 2.26 sm39_smalloneoff_2of5
- 2.27 sm41_cptn_diabetes_loyalty
- 2.28 sm43_save_my_parents
- 2.29 sm45_red_mission
- 2.30 sm46_stuck_cat
- 2.31 sm47_stolen_pie
- 2.32 sm48_seaman_swallow_1
- 2.33 sm50_gnomes_crabpeople
- 2.34 sm51_skeeters_crunchys_rivalry_1
- 2.35 sm52_bank_negotiator_hero
- 2.36 sm53_wendy_mission2
- 2.37 sm54_timefart_repeat
- 2.38 sm55_timefart_stop
- 2.39 sm56_timefart_assemble
- 2.40 sm59_nathan_mimsey1
- 2.41 sm60_kevin_stoley
- 2.42 sm63_jimmy_loyalty
- 2.43 sm64_recruit_kenny
- 2.44 sm65_father_maxi
- 2.45 sm69_mrs_cartman_faction_3
- 2.46 sm72_stan_loyalty_pt2
- 3 Designer Missions
- 4 Miscellaneous
- 5 E3 Leftovers
- 6 Naming Oddities
- 7 Missions Without Files
Main Missions
mm000_pip_test
Nameː MM000_PiP_Test In-game nameː Test out PiPs! Dev commentː For devs to test out the PiPs Placeholder Objective MM05 - Play Enticer MM06 - Play Enticer MM10 - Play Enticer MM23 - Play Enticer MM25 - Play Enticer MM26 - Play Enticer MM31 - Play Enticer MM33 - Play Enticer MM35 - Play Enticer SM07 - Play Enticer SM14 - Play Enticer SM19 - Play Enticer SM31 - Play Enticer SM33 - Play Enticer SM49 - Play Enticer SM72 - Play Enticer Unlocks onː Unknown
A mission made for testing the PiPs (the pop-up window videos). While the objectives can be loaded, the PiPs themselves never appear.
Side-Missions
sm03_tweekrecruit
Nameː Tweek Recruit side mission Objectiveː Go to Reds front door Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 3)
As the name suggests, completing this mission would make Wonder Tweek join your team. Attempting to go to Red's House will trigger an unfinished fight against a placeholder enemy. Since the enemy is outside the grid, the battle can't be completed.
sm06_vendor_intro
Nameː Vendor Intro Objectiveː Buy a new camera Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 1)
A simple mission where you would've had to buy a camera from Photo Dojo. It's possible that the pedophile photographer from The Stick of Truth was going to appear here.
sm07_chaos_minions
Nameː Chaos Minions Flooding Town In-game nameː Make South Park Safe Again Objectivesː Defeat 6th Graders Across Town Defeat the 6th Graders at Bike Creek Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 2)
Despite the filename, this mission has nothing to do with Chaos Minions. Instead, it's about defeating Sixth Graders around the town, and the removed Bike Creek area. There are 2 PiPs for this mission, but they both use the placeholder video.
Combat objective text for the boss fight at Bike Creekː
Combat Objective for SM07 6th Graders Causing Chaos 6th Grader Boss Fight (Biked Creek Boss) ""Defeat All Enemies!"
sm08_token_recruit
Nameː Token Recruit Objectivesː Find The Coon and lay a fat, juicy, fart right in his dumb face Give Token a high five Unlocks onː Day 3
Another recruit mission, this time for Tupperware. In a rare twist, this one can actually be completedǃ If you walk to the left of his room, a fight will trigger. After defeating the enemy, the player can go up to The Coon and fart on him. Doing so will change the objective to "Give Token a high five". Interacting with Craig ends the mission.
sm09_jimbo_faction_01
Nameː Jimbo Faction: Mission 01 Objectivesː Go talk to Jimbo Find and Capture cats for Jimbo Capture the Cat in the Forest Capture the Cat at Shady Acres Capture the Cat at the Playground Return to Jimbo Capture the Cat at the Dump Unlocks onː Day 2
The first of 3 unused mission related to Jimbo. Talking to him brings up a tooltip instructing you to find the 3 cats.
The first cat is located in the Forest leading up to Mephesto's Lab. A placeholder enemy is seen alongside an unused cat trap object. Going near the enemy triggers a fight that softlocks the game. On rare occasions, it's possible to pause and unpause the game, which momentarily reveals what's happeningː both the New Kid and the enemy are on a small grid in front of the cat trap. The objective would've been to lure the cat into the trap without defeating it.
The second cat is... inside the wall at Shady Acres. According to early concept art, there was going to be a parking lot where the wall is.
The third cat is supposed to be at the park... but is nowhere to be found. Interestingly, there's a cat trap on the basketball field.
After capturing all 3 cats, you would've had to return to Jimbo, who would then tell you to find the last cat at the City Dump. Upon completing the mission, you would be rewarded with the Scuzzlebutt Claw artifact. There is also a power for a cut enemy that was going to appear in this mission called "pwr_sm09_peta_swarmer_melee". The PETA member was most likely going to show up after capturing all the cats.
Combat objective for the cat fightsː
Combat Objective for SM09 Jimbo Faction Mission 1 of ???????????? ""Capture the cat alive"
sm10_statuseffecttutorial
Nameː SM10_StatusEffectTutorial Objectiveː go to the shark Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 1)
A simple mission that would've taught you something about status effects.
sm12_barbradyfaction_1ofx
Nameː The Quest for Followers Objectivesː Talk to Barbrady Go to the door of Photo Dojo Unlocks onː Day 1
Another incomplete mission, this time involving Officer Barbrady. While the mission file itself doesn't give out many details, another file does. Inside puzzleinfo.juice, there are descriptions for a removed puzzle involving Barbrady and Photo Dojoː
IP108 - Interact with the computer in Photo Dojo’s back room, a full screen interface is displayed. The interface asks for a rental ID number. It functions like a keypad, except it does not display the code hint, and takes a 5-digit number. If the ID from the paper is entered, a new screen is displayed. The computer displays a few screens. The player can select print and loot the printer in the room to receive \"Evidence\" key item In City Wok, Officer Barbrady can be found eating. Interact with him while holding the \"Evidence\" key item and he'll give you a hint for finding the photo of the pedophile. Interact with him while holding the \"Incriminating Photo\" Key item and he'll give you a hint for finding evidence. Interact with him while holding both and he'll give you a special reward.
sm13_timmyrecruit
The most mysterious mission out of all of them. Strangely, it doesn't have an .mmission file, only 2 .mcelllogic files.
sm14 kyle mission 2 of 4
Nameː Alternate Universes Collide (and Friends) Objectivesː Meet Kyle at Main Street Go to the Community Center Defeat Alternate Realty Kyle... Againǃ Unlocks onː Day 3
This is one of the only finalized and fully functional unused missions. After speaking with Human Kite, an unfinished cutscene starts playing. After it ends, Kyle starts walking to the left, similarly to Captain Diabetes. Going near the bank triggers another unfinished cutscene, where The Coon seems to be annoying Human Kite.
He leads you to the Community Center, where another cutscene starts playing, this time being rendered in-game.
After another cutscene, a fight begins against a bunch of Jewish people and Alternate Human Kite. Alternate Human Kite has three powers, Shield of David (which doesn't play the animation), Laser Eyes and an unused power called Jewapult. When he uses the Jewapult power, two early Chaos Kids fly in while spinning. After hitting the ground, they become 2 Jewish Swarmers. The objective of the fight is to defeat Alternate Human Kite. Doing so plays 2 more cutscenes, and the mission ends.
sm15_handicarfaction_1ofx
Nameː SM15_HandicarFaction_1ofX Objectivesː Go to Wendys Garage Unlocks onː Election Day
Another unfinished mission, this time related to Wendy. It would have been a reference to the Season 18 episode "Handicar". Since Wendy's House doesn't exist, it's impossible to load this mission properly.
sm16_mysterion_upgrade
Nameː Mysterion Upgrade Objectivesː Mysterion wants you to go into the closet Tell Mysterion that you came out of the closet Unlocks onː Election Day
Yet another somewhat-finished mission.
If you go into his closet, you'll be greeted with a frozen Professor Chaos. Talking to him triggers the next objective.
Leaving the closet triggers a fight against a placeholder enemy. After defeating it, the mission ends.
Combat objective for the fightː
Combat Objective for SM16 Kenny Loyalty Mission Vampire Fight at Cemetary (Loyalty) ""Defeat All Enemies!"
sm17_hordes_aoe
Nameː SM17_Hordes_AOE Objectiveː temp objective - SP crossroads combat Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 1)
Another tutorial mission, similar to sm10. According to the name, it would've likely taught you how to defeat hordes of enemies with AoE attacks.
sm18_kyle mission 3 of 4
Nameː SM18 Kyle Mission 3 of 4 Objectiveː Defeat Evil Kyle and Sheila Unlocks onː Election Day
A...strange mission to say the least. It could be an early version of the "Alternate Universes Collide (Again)" mission, which has the same objective as this one.
sm20_statuseffect_1
Nameː SM20_StatusEffect_1 Objectiveː go to the right basketball hoop Unlocks onː Election Day
Another status effect related mission. Whether or not this was another tutorial mission or something else is unknown.
sm21_statuseffect_2
Nameː SM21_StatusEffect_2 Objectiveː go to the bathroom Unlocks onː Election Day
Same as the other mission but with a different objective.
sm23_jimbo_faction_02
Nameː Jimbo Faction 02 Objectivesː Meet Jimbo at his Store Catch The Ass Creature at Stark's Pond Return to Jimbo Unlocks onː Day 3
Part 2 of the Jimbo related missions. Attempting to load the first objective glitches out the game and the objective gets overwritten by the objective for the first mission. The same goes for the 3rd objective.
However, loading the second objective works perfectlyǃ The mission pointer is right where the Crab People are in the overworld. Defeating them doesn't do anything.
Combat objective for the fight against the PETA memberː
Combat Objective for SM23 Jimbo Faction Mission 2 of Eco Warrior Ambush "Capture cats alive"
sm26_handicarfaction_2ofx
Nameː SM26_HandicarFaction_2ofX Objectiveː go to Biggle Garage Unlocks onː Unknown
Part 2 of the Handicar line of missions. Once again, the mission doesn't work. It's worth noting that Bradley's hosue was originally next to Wendy's.
sm28_tweak_loyalty
Nameː Tweek Loyalty Mission Objectiveː Go to Craig's Bedroom Unlocks onː Day 3
Another unfinished mission. Interestingly, the mission number is the same as the mission Big Bang Boy Love Counseling, so it might be an early version of it.
sm29_timmyloyalty
Nameː Timmy Loyalty Objectiveː Temp Objective Go to the window Unlocks onː Unknown
A mission where you had to gain the loyalty of Doctor Timothy by doing something near his window.
sm30_intermediate_crafting_equip
Nameː SM30_Intermediate_Crafting_Equip Objectiveː Go to left trashcan inside Freeman's Tacos Unlocks onː Unknown
Judging by the name and description, there was going to be some sort of tutorial mission for crafting equipment. In the final game, the tutorial is a part of the "Now You're Cooking" mission.
sm31_stan_loyalty
Nameː Wham Bam Thank You Gram Objectivesː Go talk to Marvin Marsh at Shady Acres Get condoms from Unplanned Parenthood Return Condoms to Marvin Marsh at Shady Acres Unlocks onː Day 3
Another fully finalized mission. In this mission, you had to get Stan's grandpa Marvin some condoms. Since Marvin's Room doesn't exist, the mission can't be finished. This mission has fully animated cutscenes and PiPs, but unfortunately none of them have audio.
Loading the second objective takes you to Unplanned Parenthood, where a cutscene triggers. After walking near the nurse, another cutscene triggers where the New Kid walks up to her while she's talking. A tooltip then pops up and tells you to select the unused Adult Condom item, which is impossible since you can't select items, only highlight them.
Combat objective for a fight against a bunch of naked Old Peopleː
Combat Objective for SM31 Stan Loyalty Mission vs. Naked Old People "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm32_jimbofaction_3ofx
Nameː SM32_JimboFaction_3ofX Objectiveː temp objective to Go to the register Unlocks onː Police State
The last mission in the Jimbo trilogy. In a surprising twist, it can be completedǃ
Walking near the counter triggers a fight against a randomly selected placeholder enemy. Going near Jimbo gives you the Idol of Inappropriate Touching and Fanatic Visage artifacts, and then the mission ends.
Combat Objective for SM32 Jimbo Faction Mission 3 of Trap Exotic Creatures "Capture cats alive"
sm34_token_loyalty
Nameː Token's Upgrade Objectivesː Talk to Token at Black Manor Make an appearance at Buca de Faggoncini Unlocks onː Day 3
Yet another fully functional missionǃ The mission begins at Tolkien's house. Going near him triggers a cutscene. After it finishes, you're instructed to go to Buca de Faggocini.
At the restaurant, Nichole can be seen at a table. If you approach her, a cutscene start playing. After it finishes, a fight starts against a single chef.
Afer defeating the chef (or waiting until everyone has had their turn) 2 more chefs and 2 unused waiter enemies come out.
Defeating them plays a cutscene, which then ends the mission.
Combat objective for the fight against the chefs, which for some reason doesn't appearː
Combat Objective for SM34 Token Loyalty Mission vs. Chefs/Waiters "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm37_cosby_the_cocoa
Nameː Cosby-Drink Drunk Objectivesː Find all of the ingredients for Cosby Cocoa and craft the drink Find Chocolate Jell-O Pudding Mix Find 2X Rum and Coke Find Quaaludes Craft \Cosby Cocoa\ Give the 'Cosby Cocoa' to Filmore. Not like that you perv. Unlocks onː Day 2
A pretty extensive fetch-quest revolving around Filmore. According to the mission, you had to go around town collecting the ingredients for the "Cosby Cocoa". While it's unknown where exactly some of these items would've ben located, the spawnpoints for the objectives give us some hintsː
The Chocolate Jell-O Pudding Mix can be found in Big Gay Al's house in one of the cupboards. The objective gets marked as cleared, even though you don't actually get anything.
The spawnpoint for the "Find 2X Rum and Coke" objective is in Crunchy's Micro Brewery.
Instead of getting the Rum and Coke, you actually get the crafting recipe for Cosby Cocoa insteadǃ Sadly though, it doesn't show up in the crafting menu.
The spawnpoint for the "Find Quaaludes" objective is in Mr. Garrison's bathroom. Since the area doesn't exist, you can't obtain the item.
sm38_nathanmimsy_1ofx
Nameː CUT MISSION SM38_NathanMimsy_1ofX Objectiveː Temp obj: walk to front of theater Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 2)
Part one of a series of missions related to Nathan and Mimsy. While the story for it is unknown, the mission itself kind of worksǃ
When going inside the theater, a fight begins. The grid is insanely unfinished and buggy. Only one buddy spawns in correctly, the others get put either outside the map or inside the chairs. It is possible to defeat the enemy, however nothing happens after you do.
sm39_smalloneoff_2of5
Nameː SM39_SmallOneOff_2of5 Objectiveː temp objective - win combat Unlocks onː Unknown
A very mysterious mission. The spawnpoint and map region mentions Raisins, so this mission might have been related to them.
sm41_cptn_diabetes_loyalty
Nameː The Hyper and the Hyperglycemic Objectiveː Complete the combat encounter in Scott's bedroom Unlocks onː Day 3
A side-mission related to Captain Diabetes. Interestingly, this is the only unused side-mission with a unique placeholder icon.
Combat objective for a fight that was meant to take place in the mission, against a doctor apparentlyː
Combat Objective for SM41 Scott Loyalty Mission vs. Diabetic Doctor "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm43_save_my_parents
Nameː #SaveMyParents In-game nameː Filmore's Haunted Basement Objectiveː Beat the crap out of Filmore's parents Unlocks onː Day 3
Another side-mission related to Filmore. In this mission, you had to investigate strange noises coming from Filmore's basement. After getting in with a keycode, it would be revealed that his parents were producers of the cat cheese. After defeating his parents, the mission would end.
Combat objective for the fight against Filmore's parentsː
Combat Objective for SM43 Filmore's Drunk Parents 2 of 2 - Stop Them From Cheesing Filmore's Parents + Cats "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm45_red_mission
Nameː Red Mission Objectivesː Go to Red's House Temp: Get costume from Sloppy Seconds on Main Street Temp Obj: Combat in Red's Basement Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 1)
A side-mission themed after Red. This mission is sort of functional. If you go to Red's House (Nichole's House in the final game), a placeholder cutscene will trigger. After which you can go into her house. The objective changes, but after that the mission completely disappears.
sm46_stuck_cat
Nameː Cat Stuck in Tree Objectiveː Rescue the cat Unlocks onː Election Day
A simple mission where you had to rescue a cat stuck in the big tree next to the New Kid's house.
sm47_stolen_pie
Nameː Grandma's Stolen Pie Objectivesː Find the pie thief Report findings to Grandma Tucker Unlocks onː Election Day
A simple mission where you have to catch a pie thief. The mission begins by walking up to Craig's House, where a glitchy floating pie can be seen on the window.
Walking up to Bebe's House reveals the culprit, who uses a placeholder model. After talking to it, you need to go back to Craig's House, which then ends the mission.
sm48_seaman_swallow_1
Nameː Seaman and Swallow 1_Find Swallow Objectiveː Find Swallow (Temp: Go to Trashcan) Unlocks onː Election Day
It seems like another Seaman and Swallow mission was planned at one point. According to the objective, you had to find Seaman's bird sidekick Swallow somewhere, most likely by the trashcan.
sm50_gnomes_crabpeople
Nameː Gnomes and Crab People Objectiveː Temp Objective 1 - go to backpack in cave Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 3)
A mission with an interesting name. While Crab People do appear in the game, Underpants Gnomes do not. However, according to the afformentioned puzzleinfo.juice, they were meant to appear in random places throughout the game. The objective also mentions the cut Cave area.
sm51_skeeters_crunchys_rivalry_1
Nameː Skeeters_Crunchys_Rivalry_1 Objectiveː [SM51 - Go to the white trash can(temp)] Unlocks onː Unknown (most likely Day 2)
A rivalry between Crunchy's Micro Brewery and Skeeter's Wine Bar was planned. Given the fact there's no part 2, it's safe to say this idea was cut very early. The mission itself is fully functional though, going to the trashcan in Skeeter's Bar ends the mission.
sm52_bank_negotiator_hero
Nameː sm52_bank_negotiator_hero Objectiveː Temp Obj: Go to bank Unlocks onː Election Day
This mission was most likely an early version of "Always Bet on Chaos".
sm53_wendy_mission2
Nameː sm53_wendy_misison2 Objectiveː Temp Obj: Go to the top of stairs in school lobby Unlocks onː Unknown
A second Call Girl mission. While you can go to the top of the stairs, nothing happens.
sm54_timefart_repeat
Nameː Timefart Trio Objectivesː Talk to Freeman Complete TimeFart Repeat Recipe Collect Item 01 Mysterion Loyalty MIssion Collect Item 02 Reds Velvet Cookies Collect Item 03 Freeze Dried Salty Balls Talk to Freeman 2 Complete TimeFart Stop Recipe Collect Item 01 Token Loyalty Mission Collect Item 02 Artisanal Banana Hops Collect Item 03 Matzo Crumbs Talk to Freeman 3 Complete TimeFart Assemble Recipe Collect Item 01 Tooolshed Loyalty Mission Collect Item 02 McCormick's Wedding Cake Collect Item 03 Crystalized City Wok Chicken Essence Unlocks onː Day 2
This one's pretty interesting. It's 3 seperate missions in 1 fileǃ Most of these Timefarts (with the exception of Assemble) are unused.
Part 1 of the mission instructs you to find 3 itemsː the Spoiled Clamato Juice from side-mission 64, Red's Velvet Cookies (most likely from Red's House) and the Freeze Dried Salty Balls from South Park Elementary. Getting all of them would allow you to get the Repeat Timefart.
Part 2 of the mission also instructs you to find 3 itemsː an unknown item from the afformentioned side-mission 34, the Artisanal Banana Hops from the roof of Skeeter's Bar and the Matzo Crumbs from Kyle's house. Getting all of them would allow you to get the Stop Timefart.
Part 3 of the mission, yet again, instructs you to find 3 itemsː an item from the afformentioned side-mission 31, the McCormick's Wedding Cake from Kenny's House and the Crystalized City Wok Chicken Essence, most likely from Stan's House. Getting all of them would allow you to get the Assemble Timefart.
sm55_timefart_stop
Nameː Timefart Stop Objectiveː (temp)Go behind Salsa counter Unlocks onː Day 3
An early version of the Pause Timefart mission. In the final game, it's a part of the "Classi's Labial Cyst Emergency" mission.
sm56_timefart_assemble
Nameː Timefart Assemble Objectiveː (temp)Go to the stools Unlocks onː Police State
An early version of the Assemble Timefart mission. In the final game, unlocking the Assemble Timefart is not a part of any mission.
sm59_nathan_mimsey1
Nameː sm59_butters Objectiveː Temp Objective 1 - Go to Butters Garage Unlocks onː Unknown
A mission related to Professor Chaos. Going inside his garage doesn't do anything.
sm60_kevin_stoley
Nameː Kevin Stoley Mission Objectivesː Find a way into Kevin's home Unlock the front door for Kevin Unlocks onː Day 2
A simple mission where you had to get into Kevin's House, most likely through his garage like in the final game.
sm63_jimmy_loyalty
Nameː Jimmy Loyalty Mission Objectiveː Unlock Fast Travel Totems Unlocks onː Day 1
An unused side-mission for Fastpass. As the objective suggests, you would've had to unlock Fast Travel Totems around town. Somehow you would've stumbled to Stark's Pond, where you had to fight Nathan and Mimsy. Mimsy was going to be a Blocker while Nathan was a Figter.
Combat objective for the fight against Nathan and Mimsyː
Combat Objective for SM63 Jimmy Loyalty Jimmy Upgrade "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm64_recruit_kenny
Another fully finalized missionǃ Parts of its cutscenes appeared in some trailers, which means it was cut very late in development. It can be started either in front of Cartman's House or Bijou Theater. Sadly, progress is stopped at the Cemetery gate, which cannot be opened.
Interestingly, if you leave the area and come back, the prompt on the bottom changes to a floating prompt on the right that says "keyhole placeholder icon".
sm65_father_maxi
Nameː Father Maxi and the Wine Zombies In-game nameː Save the Sacrament Objectivesː Find Father Maxi at the church Defeat the zombies in the cemetery Get inside the church Defeat the zombies inside the chapel Speak with Father Maxi Unlocks onː Day 3
An unused mission involving Priest Maxi and "Wine Zombies", most likely drunk people. There's an unused destructible door object related to this mission.
Combat objectives for the fights against the zombies outside and inside the chapelː
Combat Objective for SM65 Maxi 2 - The Wine Zombies Cemetary Fight "Defeat All Enemies!" Combat Objective for SM65 Maxi 2 - The Wine Zombies Church Interior Fight "Protect the Blessed Sacrament!"
sm69_mrs_cartman_faction_3
Nameː Mrs. Cartman Faction 3 Objectivesː Talk to Mrs. Cartman Hand out business cards to police Talk to pimp and hos Combat pimp and hos Talk to cops Talk to Cop A Talk to Cop B Talk to Cop C Return to Mrs. Cartman Unlocks onː Day 2
A scrapped third part of the Lianne Cartman line of missions. Similarly to the Jimbo missions, trying to load any of the objectives will cause the mission to be overwritten. Interestingly, a second Pimp was going to be in the fight.
Combat objective for the fight against the 2 pimpsː
Combat Objective for SM69 Ms. Cartman Mission 3 vs. Pimps "Defeat All Enemies!"
sm72_stan_loyalty_pt2
Nameː Stan's Upgrade Part 2 In-game nameː Morning After Pill Objectivesː Go talk to Marvin Marsh at Shady Acres Get pill from Unplanned Parenthood Return Pill to Marvin Marsh at Shady Acres Unlocks onː Day 3
A continuation of side-mission 31. This time Marvin wants Morning After Pills. This mission is surprisingly more functional than part 1.
Loading the second objective takes you to Unplanned Parenthood again, where the nurse once again tells you something.
Going into Exam Room #2 triggers a cutscene that seemingly takes place in the Consultation Room. After it finishes, this menu pops up on the right. Pressing any button will cancel out of it. After a few seconds, the Morning After Pill appears.
Designer Missions
dsm25_wendy_epilogue
Nameː Wendy Epilogue In-game nameː DSM25 Wendy Epilogue Objectiveː Meet Wendy at Bebe's House Unlocks onː Day 3
An unused epilogue mission involving Wendy.
dm100_hearo_rank_day1
Nameː Hero Rank 3 In-game nameː Achieve Hero Rank 3 Objectiveː Achieve Hero Rank 3 Unlocks onː Day 1
A mission telling you to reach Hero Rank 3. It's unknown how the Hero Rank system would've functioned.
dm200_hearo_rank_day2
Nameː Hero Rank 5 In-game nameː Achieve Hero Rank 5 Objectiveː Achieve Hero Rank 5 Unlocks onː Day 2
Same as above, but with Hero Rank 5.
dm300_hearo_rank_day3
Nameː Hero Rank 7 In-game nameː Achieve Hero Rank 7 Objectiveː Achieve Hero Rank 7 Unlocks onː Day 3
Same as above, but with Hero Rank 7.
Miscellaneous
a01s2_freeman_fart_guidance_1_rewind_combat
Nameː Fart Tutorial 1 (Rewind Combat) Objectivesː Go to Freeman's Tacos and talk to Morgan Freeman Ask \\What's in the back?\\ (twice) Whatever the Night portion of the mission is The Next Day - Return to Freeman Unlocks onː Unknown
Dev comments for the objectivesː The player is told to go to Freeman's Tacos and talk to Morgan Freeman\", description = \"Enter Freeman's Tacos and Talk to Morgan Freman The player is given a menu to purchase tacos, with an option at the bottom for \\"What's in the back?\\" or \\"The Big Stuff\\" or something like that. Selecting it once triggers a line, then selecting it a second time triggers the Night elements of the mission. It's unclear what the rest of the mission is from the script, but it happens at Night After completing the Night portion of the quest, return to Freeman's Tacos to turn in the quest and see \\"what's in the back\\".
A mission with rather humorous objectives. The unused backroom area of Freeman's Tacos was going to be used for this mission.
a01s2_peppermint_hippo_with_scott_test_follow_to_mall_ portion
Nameː Follow Scott to the Mall In-game nameː Let's Go To The Mall! Objectivesː Diabetic Rageǃ Stop Randy from keying the car Fight Off Randy Continue following Scott to the Mall Unlocks onː Unknown
Dev comments for the objectivesː While following Scott to the mall, the path is blocked by an obstacle. Learn Diabetic Rage and use it to move the obstacle out of the way. Randy is keying his wife's car because he's drunk. Take his keys from him so he will stop. Randy's pissed you took his keys. Fight him offǃ Finally reach the Mall
An early version of "The Bowels of the Beast" mission. The only difference is that you were originally going to the Mall, and not Kyle's House.
a01d01_test_follow_stan
Nameː Follow Stan Objectiveː Follow Stan to His House Unlocks onː Unknown
A simple test mission where you have to follow Stan.
a01d01_stanmission_test
Nameː Bizarre Love Triangle Objectivesː Break up with Wendy for Stan Let Stan know you're a bro Unlocks onː Unknown
Another Stan test mission, this time with a small story. You have to help Stan break up with Wendy.
Nameː The Hundred Hands of Chaos Objectivesː CP: Get to Kenny's house Get to Railroad Tracks Meet the Coon and Friends at the U Stor It Find Professor Chaos' Lair Free Mysterion from Chaos' Trap Defeat Professor Chaos! Unlocks onː Unknown
An early draft for "The Hundred Hands of Chaos" mission. The biggest differences are that originally Mysterion accompanied you instead of Toolshed, and he would've also fallen into some kind of trap set up by Professor Chaos. A similar thing happens to Super Craig, though that isn't caused by Chaos.
a01d01_petty_vandalism
Nameː Petty Vandalism Objectivesː Go Home and Go to Sleep Sneak out of Your House Talk to Cartman at Night Unlocks onː Unknown
An early version of the second night's mission. The only difference is that you don't talk to The Coon in the final game.
test_mission_00
Nameː Dummy Test Mission 01
Exactly as the filename states, a dummy mission with no objectives.
firstfasttravel
Nameː First Fast Travel Objectiveː Escape Your House
A truly bizarre mission. The name implies it's an early version of the "Gotta Go Fast (Travel)" mission, but the objective says otherwise. It's also worth noting that the required notoriety points to start this mission is -1.
E3 Leftovers
e3_tshirt_demo
Nameː T Shirt Demo Dev commentː Super cool mission where the player can make a t shirt with their own South Park character on it!
It turns out that this actually isn't a mission, but rather the Character Creation menu that was used at E3, where players could customize their New Kids and have it printed on a shirtǃ
mme3_demo
Nameː Civil War Objectiveː Confront the Freedom Pals!
The E3 version of the Civial War mission.
Naming Oddities
The filename for the mission "FastPass to Advanced Superheroing" is called "mm27_mephestos_hero_dna_training". Mephesto never makes an appearance in the game until the end.
The filename for the mission "The Superhero's Secret" is called " mm26_mr_slaves_artifact_training". Mr. Slave is only a background character in the entire game.
Missions Without Files
Curiously, when looking into the loottables.juice file, it's revealed that the mission count actually goes up to 99ǃ None of the missions above sm72 have any files and are only mentioned in that file.
