Starship Titanic/Unused Audio/Marsinta (The DeskBot)

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Marsinta (The DeskBot)

Filename	Audio	Transcript	Description
b.st.66.wav		I thought not. Well, much as it goes against the grain, I understand that in the circumstances, we can offer you a complimentary berth in Super-Galactic Traveller Class.
b310.01761.wav		News of your embarkation sure did travel fast, didn't it?
b310.01774.wav		First week of the month!
b310.02347.wav		Fentible was telling me there's a body up in the First Class restaurant. Not that it's any business of mine, of course!
b310.02437.wav		I'm no scandalmonger, but did you hear there's a body in the first-class restaurant? Krage was telling me the service has gone completely to pieces.
b310.02450.wav		I did hear there's a body in the bilge room, but then I suppose there's always a body in the bilge room.
b310.02462.wav		Search the bodies, that's what I'd do if I wasn't stuck behind this damn desk!
b310.02475.wav		If I were you, I'd defuse the bomb before it goes off.
b310.02488.wav		Fentible was telling me there's a body down in the bilge room. Not that I make it a habit to listen to tittle-tattle, of course!
b310.02501.wav		You have to be pretty clever to defuse a bomb like that, you know.
b310.02802.wav		Get in them. Use them.
b310.03139.wav		They tell you what class you're in.
b310.03172.wav		Super-Galactic Traveler Class. It's a marketing term.
b310.03640.wav		All that expensive training, and I have to deal with subspecies like you? No!
b310.03653.wav		The answer's "no". You know something? I'm sure you were better suited to Third Class.	There is no "Third Class" available in the final game, only First, Second, and SGT.
b310.03666.wav		No. Absolutely N-O I am beginning to regret ever having upgraded you.
b310.03694.wav		Mmmmmm... No.
b310.03800.wav		Welcome, guest number, uh... oh, 1. To the, uh, Starship Titanic, the most glamorous galactic cruise ship experience in the whole of the space-time continuum. More fabulous than mortal tongue can say. Stupendous! Gorgeous! Above all, the ship that cannot possibly go wrong! Hah! I am the DeskBot. I am here to welcome you onboard and allocate you to your overwhelmingly lovely stateroom. And who might you be?	Alternate introduction.
b310.04017.wav		Oh, how sweet, you got another question right! And you have such a tiny, tiny brain!	Some kind of questionnaire.
b310.04029.wav		Extraordinary! I've detected no signs of intelligent life, and yet you got a question right!	As above.
b310.04224.wav		Over here, lard-head!	Could Marsinta call you over to her desk at one point?
b310.05275.wav		The day after.
b310.05288.wav		The day before.
b310.05294.wav		There!
b310.05330.wav		Hammerday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05338.wav		Rowday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05345.wav		Welday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05352.wav		Harday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05361.wav		Spryday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05370.wav		Otherday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05382.wav		Flatterday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05388.wav		Umph.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.05536.wav		Oh, never you mind about the frogs.
b310.05549.wav		That's what I wanna know! I don't get to see much sitting here, and since Titania's been down I'm off the network!
b310.05601.wav		Overrated, overspecified, undertested piece of cyber-junk! I could go on.
b310.05614.wav		Titania's meant to run everything on this ship. Heh, can't even run herself! I could go on.
b310.05627.wav		Titania's done a complete system crash. And where does that leave all of us bots? Just running random code in the dark! I could go on.
b310.05640.wav		Someone needs to go and pull her together. I'd suggest you, only you don't look remotely up to the job. I could go on.
b310.05779.wav		I don't know, a laundromat? A bank? Tell you what, why not try a restaurant? Sounds like a crazy idea, but it might just work.
b310.05792.wav		Super-Galactic Traveler restaurant on any Super-Galactic Traveler floor; First Class restaurant, go along the First Class canal; Second Class restaurant, come back when it's been built.
b310.05818.wav		A man whose stomach's had more upgrades than were good for him.
b310.05889.wav		Yes! Or do I mean no? Oh, it's such fun to tease! It's yes! Yes, yes yes yes yes!
b310.05902.wav		No! Alright, yes.
b310.05915.wav		You are so right, but then you always are.
b310.05927.wav		Yes! Divine!
b310.05940.wav		In spite of your tragic dress sense, you're actually quite proud, aren't you?
b310.06114.wav		Mmmmmm... Yes.
b310.06127.wav		Well, this medical breakthrough must be broadcast throughout the galaxy! The termite in SGT Class made an intelligent remark!
b310.07923.wav		Fancy a bit of a change, do you dear? I know, even those big rooms can get a bit stuffy after a while, can't they? Give me your PET...	An alternate line for changing rooms (which doesn't even work in the final game).
b310.07946.wav		First week of the month, dear.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.08180.wav		Oh, this cruel, cruel world, that has things you do not like within it!
b310.08218.wav		You know, if you want an upgrade, you're going to have to be a little more discreet about your likes and dislikes.	Another reference to a scrapped questionnaire.
b310.08888.wav		They tell you what class you're in, dear.
b310.09308.wav		The BarBot is a teeny-eeny-meeny-weeny bit of a liar...
b310.09608.wav		Oh, how sweet! You got another question right!	Another reference to a scrapped questionnaire.
b310.09621.wav		Wonderful! You got a question right!	Another reference to a scrapped questionnaire.
b310.10870.wav		Hammerday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10878.wav		Rowday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10885.wav		Welday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10892.wav		Harday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10901.wav		Spryday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10910.wav		Otherday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.10922.wav		Flatterday.	Unused Blerontinian days.
b310.11059.wav		I'd rather not discuss the... frogs... if you don't mind, dear.
b310.11111.wav		Titania is the most powerful ship's intelligence ever built! I could say more.
b310.11124.wav		Leovinus designed Titania to run everything in the ship! All the systems and all the bots! I could say more.
b310.11137.wav		Since she's stopped working, all of us bots are in a terribly confused state! I could go on.
b310.11150.wav		If you could find a way of repairing her, you'd be doing everyone a very great favor! I could go on.
b310.11652.wav		Ow!	Unused prodding lines.
b310.11658.wav		Ouch!	Unused prodding lines.
b310.11671.wav		Hey, cut that out!	Unused prodding lines.
b310.11679.wav		Stop it!	Unused prodding lines.
b310.11692.wav		Excuse me, do you mind not doing that?	Unused prodding lines.
b310.11717.wav		Bit of brain.	Hint system stuff.
b310.11730.wav		Chickens? You ask about chickens when there's a bomb about to go off?	More hint system stuff.
b310.11742.wav		What? You ask about things like that when there's a bomb about to go off?	More hint system stuff.
b310.11800.wav		Chicken—	More hint system stuff; file cuts off.
b310.11825.wav		Crushed TV set.	More hint system stuff.
b310.11851.wav		And here's your, um... huh, well, I would give it to you, but this is as far as you can go in the demo.	References to a demo version of Starship Titanic. The developers implicitly stated that even one room is too large for a downloadable demo at the time, so this was more likely intended for press demos, such as E3 1997 & 1998.
b310.11965.wav		Flock of starlings.	More hint system stuff.
b310.12255.wav		Floor 40.	Unused because the Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.12263.wav		Floor 41.	Unused because the Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.12272.wav		Floor 42.	Unused because the Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.12345.wav		I hear that thing is a bomb. Ah, least if we all die, the parrot dies too!
b310.12612.wav		Huh, you again. Did you find that—	More hint system stuff.
b310.12625.wav		—you were looking for earlier?	More hint system stuff.
b310.12638.wav		Huh, you again. Did you find that thing you were looking for earlier?	More hint system stuff.
b310.12651.wav		Huh, you again. Did you find that—	More hint system stuff.
b310.12664.wav		—you were looking for earlier?	More hint system stuff.
b310.12677.wav		Pluck my nostril hair, baby, is that your job? No! Is carrying your bags my job? No! Is it the BellBot's job? Bingo! Hey, Krage, come over here and pluck some nostril hair. Or carry a bag. Hah! Or whatever.
b310.12727.wav		Well, far be it from me to say that which should not be said, but seeing as you're probably too dim-witted to understand, there's probably no harm in saying that my niceness is set to low, and my gossipiness is set to high. So what's wrong with that? Nothing!	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.12856.wav		That no-good filthy creature hasn't got any cellpoint settings! Don't you think if it did have, somebody would've changed them long ago? Preferably to dead?	Parrot Cellpoint stuff?
b310.12868.wav		You think a primitive bit of mechanical flatulence needs cellpoint settings? It hasn't got any, dumbo!	Succ-U-Bus Cellpoint stuff.
b310.12906.wav		Mind your own business, you appalling busybody! I have no intention of telling you. Though, if I had, you'd learn that my niceness was low and my gossipiness was high soon enough!	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.13292.wav		You have to find all the bits! She still needs her—	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13305.wav		Auditory centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13318.wav		Central intelligence core.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13327.wav		Left ear.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13336.wav		Left eye.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13343.wav		Mouth.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13348.wav		Nose.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13361.wav		Olfactory centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13371.wav		Right ear.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13381.wav		Right eye.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13394.wav		Speech centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13407.wav		Vision centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.13472.wav		Use the PET Remote Thingummy mode! Choose the thing you wanna control and then control it.
b310.13534.wav		It's right here.
b310.13547.wav		Just missed it.	Unknown time-based event.
b310.13596.wav		I see from this that you are... lazy, so I'll try to keep it quick.	Another questionnaire-type scenario?
b310.13621.wav		Long stick.
b310.13647.wav		I haven't got a middle name; never saw the need.
b310.13660.wav		If you hurry, you might just make it.	Unknown time-based event.
b310.13686.wav		It would not... be my pleasure.
b310.13806.wav		Good luck!
b310.13857.wav		Better get you checked in!	Alternate check-in line.
b310.13870.wav		It's next to Elevator 1.
b310.13883.wav		It's next to Elevator 2.
b310.13896.wav		It's next to Elevator 3.
b310.13909.wav		It's next to Elevator 4.
b310.13966.wav		Ouch!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.13979.wav		Ouch, that hurt!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.13992.wav		Don't do that!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.14005.wav		I said don't do that!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.14018.wav		I will not be prodded!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.14027.wav		Hey, prod off!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.14337.wav		*sneezing*	Sneezing.
b310.14346.wav		*sneezing*	Sneezing.
b310.14408.wav		Space... "the final frontier".	Unused snark.
b310.14420.wav		I see from this that you are... stupid, so I'll try to keep it simple.	Another questionnaire-type scenario?
b310.14433.wav		I see from this that you are... stupid and lazy, so I guess I'll be seeing a lot of you!	Another questionnaire-type scenario?
b310.14445.wav		I see from this that you are... stupid and lazy, so you'll no doubt get on well with the BellBot!	Another questionnaire-type scenario?
b310.14573.wav		Jump! Or you could ask a LiftBot.	A delightful response as to how to reach the bottom of the well...
b310.14727.wav		Did you find that—
b310.14740.wav		—you were looking for earlier?
b310.14752.wav		Oh, I see you found that thing you were after.
b310.14765.wav		Oh, I see you found that—
b310.14778.wav		—you were after.
b310.14841.wav		My niceness is set to low and my gossipiness is set to low and deal with it!	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.14963.wav		My niceness is low and so is my gossipiness, punk!	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.14975.wav		Mind your own business—search me, no idea!—my desk.	Weirdly-spliced file.
b310.14988.wav		Mind your own business—search me, no idea!—a door.	As above.
b310.15001.wav		Mind your own business—search me, no idea!—a Succ-U-Bus.	As above.
b310.15013.wav		Mind your own business—search me, no idea!—a wall.	As above.
b310.15176.wav		Did you breathe on it? Ah, don't answer that.
b310.15433.wav		You'll need to use your code to find your stateroom. You can also drag codes from your PET to tell the Succ-U-Bus where to send something, or to tell an elevator or pellerator where to take you.	You can't drag chevrons onto elevators or pellerators.
b310.15459.wav		I thought you were onboard to help us figure out what's wrong with the ship. Or are you just gonna wander around, poking your nose into rooms that are nothing to do with you, picking up anything that isn't nailed down, and bleating for the DoorBot or BellBot whenever you get stuck?	Yes. Yes I am.
b310.15517.wav		Too late.	Unknown time-based event.
b310.15530.wav		It's now. You better hurry before it's too late.	Unknown time-based event.
b310.15889.wav		Ow!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.15894.wav		Ouch!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.15907.wav		Hey, cut that out!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.15916.wav		Stop it!	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.15929.wav		Excuse me, do you mind not doing that, dear?	More unused prodding behaviour.
b310.15967.wav		Chickens? You ask about chickens when there's a bomb about to go off?
b310.16071.wav		Chicken—	Abruptly-ending file.
b310.16096.wav		Crushed TV set.
b310.16134.wav		And here's your... well, I would give it to you, but this is as far as you can go in the demo.	References to a demo version of Starship Titanic.
b310.16143.wav		Earlier.
b310.16219.wav		Flock of starlings.
b310.16256.wav		I hear that thing is a bomb. I hope we're not all going to die, dear!
b310.16563.wav		Oh, there you are, dear! Did you find that...
b310.16576.wav		—you were looking for earlier?
b310.16691.wav		Well dear, I don't know if I should really be saying this, but since it is you I will just mention that my niceness is set to high and my gossipiness is set to high... dear.	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.16808.wav		Oh. Well, I don't know if I should say, but since my gossipiness is currently high, oh... dear, I've let that out, haven't I? Hm, I suppose you won't be surprised to learn that my niceness is high, dear.	Cellpoint stuff.
b310.17117.wav		Hammer.
b310.17137.wav		Heart.	Unknown item?
b310.17142.wav		Hmm...
b310.17151.wav		Oh...
b310.17201.wav		She still needs her—	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17214.wav		Auditory centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17227.wav		Central intelligence core.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17236.wav		Left ear.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17245.wav		Left eye.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17251.wav		Mouth.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17257.wav		Nose.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17270.wav		Olfactory centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17280.wav		Right ear.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17290.wav		Right eye.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17303.wav		Speech centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17316.wav		Vision centre.	Titania parts stuff.
b310.17368.wav		Select Personal Baggage mode in your PET and then drag the thing into it.
b310.17381.wav		Use the PET Remote Thingummy mode! Choose the thing you wanna control, and then, control it!
b310.17517.wav		Leovinus.
b310.17566.wav		Long stick.
b310.17646.wav		I haven't got a middle name. Never saw the need, dear.
b310.17704.wav		It's next to Elevator 1, dear.
b310.17717.wav		It's next to Elevator 2, dear.
b310.17730.wav		It's next to Elevator 3, dear.
b310.17743.wav		It's next to Elevator 4, dear.
b310.18088.wav		*sigh*
b310.18098.wav		*sneezing*
b310.18107.wav		*sneezing*
b310.18522.wav		Oh, I see you've found that thing you were after!
b310.18535.wav		Oh, I see you've found that—
b310.19092.wav		Thing.
b310.19221.wav		You'll need to use your code to find your stateroom. You can also drag codes from your PET to tell the Succ-U-Bus where to send something, or to tell an elevator or pellerator where to take you, dear!	Again, you cannot drag a chevron on an elevator or pellerator.
b310.19472.wav		It's funny, dear... that's exactly what dear Mr. Leovinus asked me when he came onboard last night! No, it wasn't! He said, or shouted, "Where's the ballroom?", which is odd because I don't think we've got one! And he really got very agitated, and said he'd designed a beautiful ballroom and all he found was a big empty hall with a blasted parrot in it, and he hated parrots! And... oh, well, anyway, oh! I mustn't gossip, must I? Turn left out of here, and go past the Top of the Well, and you'll soon find it.	Alternate Leovinus-related line.
b310.20059.wav		Hmm, good choice. Now... yellow?	Unknown question not asked during check-in in the final game.
b310.20083.wav		Hmm, not what I would've guessed.	Related to above.
b310.20359.wav		*straining noises* ...No. I just... can't get off this desk!
b310.20737.wav		Elevator 4.	Because Elevator 4 is in an advanced state of non-functionality, you cannot get assigned a room via it.
b310.21021.wav		Floor 40.	The Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.21029.wav		Floor 41.	The Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.21037.wav		Floor 42.	The Titanic only has 39 floors.
b310.21100.wav		Well, give me your in-flight magazine.	You can't get into the sculpture chamber to make Marsinta nice while still in SGT Class.
b310.21113.wav		Did you get the lucky number? Oh, show me your magazine!	As above.
b310.21164.wav		Do let me see...	As above.
b310.21392.wav		Only if you are a winner.	As above.
b310.21972.wav		Exactly! And that's why you don't travel First Class!
b310.22263.wav		Upgrade? You loathsome little ligger! What's so startlingly incomprehensible about the idea of buying an actual ticket with actual money?!	Upgrade stuff.
b310.22276.wav		Upgrade? You toadying little creep! Buy a ticket! It'll only cost an arm and a leg and another leg and your head and about 15/16ths of your ribcage! Of course it'll hurt, it's meant to!	Upgrade stuff.
b310.22289.wav		Upgrade? Upgrade? This is a very, very, very, very, very expensive cruise liner, not a charitable institution for freeloaders!	Upgrade stuff.
b310.22302.wav		Just look at this lobby! It is very, very, very, very, very shiny! Shiny means expensive. Expensive means money. Lots of it! You wanna stand around in nice shiny lobbies? You have to pay!	As above.
b310.22366.wav		And who might you be?	Alternate name request.
b310.22507.wav		Cherries? Nah, won't have anything to do with cherries.	Unused cherry lines (the game uses different ones).
b310.22520.wav		Do I look like a purveyor of bizarre junk to freeloaders? No. Go away!
b310.22559.wav		Lemme see that.
b310.22572.wav		That's your new stateroom. Second Class and better than you deserve. Just don't try it again!
b310.22716.wav		This.
b310.22729.wav		You think I care where the Promenade Deck is? You think I go promenading in my spare time? I'm a desk lamp, not a heron!
b310.22759.wav		I am trying to get some rest!
b310.22832.wav		Oh. Pity.
b310.22845.wav		Yes, well, I'm sure that one of the bolts on the ship's keel suffered a slight scratch to its paintwork that was a lot more expensive, so I wouldn't go on about it if I were you!
b310.22857.wav		You're getting a free trip, so I really wouldn't go on about it.
b310.22870.wav		Relax. Enjoy.
b310.22907.wav		Is that some kind of name or, what is that?!	Alternate name response.
b310.22932.wav		Well, that's as may be. Do you have a reservation?	Alternate reservation line.
b310.22945.wav		A passenger? Are you sure? Dressed like that?
b310.23188.wav		Ah, go and fry your face.	Insult.
b310.23200.wav		Ah, go and grill your nipples.	Insult.
b310.23225.wav		*laughing* In your dreams. In your dreams. In your dreams. In your dreams. In your dreams.	Seems to be an early recording with multiple takes of the same line left over.
b310.23321.wav		What's this? Oh, that. Give that to me!
b310.23372.wav		He's the tall, shiny thing over there. Looks like a standard lamp, but without the intelligence. I could go on.	The BellBot doesn't stand around the Embarkation Lobby until Marsinta specifically summons him to meet you.
b310.23384.wav		He's still the tall, shiny thing over there. I could go on.	As above.
b310.23443.wav		None of your business. My setup is between me and my engineer.
b310.23456.wav		My configuration is a perfect work of art and not to be tampered with.
b310.23481.wav		Hmm... This is obviously some dreadful backwater we've drifted into. Do you have a reservation?	More hint system stuff.
b310.23507.wav		Why don't you go and play one of those games where you get disemboweled?	Insult.
b310.23689.wav		Fancy a bit of a change, do you dear? I know, even those big rooms can get a bit stuffy after a while, can't they? Give me your PET...	Unused room changing line. Even the used lines are meaningless, as the function for changing your room doesn't seem to work.
b310.24178.wav		There you are, dear. You deserve it!	As above.
b310.24278.wav		I fuss over my passengers, dear.
b310.24304.wav		Fancy a bit of a change, do you dear? Give me your PET. Do you wanna go to the left, or the right?	Unused room changing line. Even the used lines are meaningless, as the function for changing your room doesn't seem to work. You certainly can't specifically choose to go left or right.
b310.24316.wav		Well, I don't know what you're talking about as usual, dear, but there you are! I've moved you next door.	As above.
b310.24341.wav		No, dear, I don't have any cherries!	Another unused cherry line.
b310.24354.wav		Well, I don't think we've got one of those, dear! Sorry! Not a crushed one.
b310.24725.wav		Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to make things better?
b310.24738.wav		Well, that's the main thing, isn't it? Good!
b310.24750.wav		Not in my current condition, dear.
b310.24763.wav		I'm a small, folding desk lamp.
b310.24787.wav		And don't leave any marks on our nice shiny floors!