The Town With No Name
|The Town With No Name|
The Town With No Name is a parody of Western movies, and probably one of the first examples of a shitpost/joke game (what with its poor art and voice acting, bizarre dialogue and gags, and rudimentary gameplay). The funniest part is that it ended up getting published anyway, which made many people instead think it was a low-budget quickly-made money grab.
- 1 Unused Animations
- 2 Unused Graphics
- 3 Unused Audio
Found in the tutorial files. It was most likely supposed to be used while you're told about the action screen and you have to shoot Bernard the Bunny.
Several unused animations of Evil Eb popping up from behind buildings and shooting. In the final game, Evil Eb is not fought at all - the player character spares him instead.
An animation of the priest talking, accompanied by a few of the game's other characters. Judging by the name of the animation, it could have been used if the character makes a mistake or as an alternative game over.
The shop apparently had one more item besides baked beans: the Prospector's Gold Panning Kit.
An animation of the store closing. This may have been used the second time you go to it.
An alternate variation of the game's title.
An unused opening credit.
A strange magazine cover-like image featuring Evil Eb.
Some kind of placeholder image.
An unused version of the "MEANWHILE" splash card, on a sign instead of in the Back to the Future font.
Unused Music Made by the Jester in Town With No Name. These can either sound really good, or like nails on a chalk-board.
Most likely would have been used for an area which may be unused.
This song has no explanation for it's existance in the game files.
Whilst not unused, is used in a secret easter egg and would not normally be found.
Probably an early version of the Final Saloon Jingle, or a loop for when in the Saloon.
A mysterious song, possible usage unknown.
This song was most probably going to be used for when you were upstairs in the saloon.
Several unused sound effects can be found. Where some of them could've been used is a mystery.
|AAAAHHHH!||A high-pitched shriek.|
|AARRGGHHFX||A low pitched scream, followed by a crash.|
|CARREV||A car engine revving up.|
|CRY4||A woman moaning loudly.|
|DRAWBANG||A crude mouth gunshot noise.|
|FISH!CAT||A cat meowing.|
|RICOCHET||A crude mouth ricochet noise.|
|STARWARSFX||The Star Wars theme, likely intended for the train ending but cut due to copyright.|
Low quality takes of the game's dialogue exist, likely from before the switch to CD audio. Somehow, the voice acting could've been even worse than it is in the final game.
|BORNSTUDIDFX||Wildcard McVee: Were you born stupid or did you have to learn to play this bad?|
|DONEHIMWRONGFX||Zippy Zeke: Wow, man with no name! You shot Nasty Ned! You done him wrong, so I'm gonna shoot you!|
|GHOSTSAYSFX||Man with No Name: The ghost with no name says, press button A to begin again, boy!|
|GOTMYREWARD||Man with No Name: I got my reward, and now Nasty Ned was heading for his.|
|HADENOUGHFX||Bartender: I've had enough of playing cards with you.|
|HEWILLPLAY||Bartender: Hey, look, there's Wildcard Willy McVee. He'll play cards with you.|
|HONLINEFX||Unknown: (whispering) On-Line...|
|KILLEDMYBROTHER||Cigarette Man: He's done it now, he's killed Evil Eb's littlest brother, and that means trouble.|
|LETTINGMEWINFX||Wildcard McVee: Oh come on, stop letting me win.|
|MISSEDME||Nasty Ned: Hah, you missed me! (gets hit by vulture)|
|ONEPAGEFX||Man with No Name: Aw damn, just one page to go and I'd have finished this book! (dies)|
|OUCHBYEFX||Nasty Ned: Ow! That really hurt! Anyhow, I gotta fall over now so I'll say goodbye.|
|QUEENSRULESFX||Bartender: Alright, here's the queen. I'll slide these cards around and when I stop you select the card you think is queen.|
|READYFX||Wildcard McVee: Ready?|
|SEENMYSPIDER||Old Timer: Say boy, have you seen my pet spider around here? I've been looking for him everywhere.|
|SETTLETHISFX||Wildcard McVee: Nobody beats me and nobody cheats me, and you've been trying to do both. Let's settle this now out in the street.|
|SHANEFX||Man with No Name: So long.|
Boy: Come back, Shane!
|TAKE10PACESFX||Sheriff: Alright boys, take 10 paces up the street, spin around and come out shooting.|
|TELEGRAMFX||Sheriff: Telegram for the man with no name.|
|THATSTORNIT||Evil Eb's Littlest Brother: Dang, that's torn it! (dies)|
|TOOSLOWFX||Several characters talking about being too slow.|
|TURNANDFIREFX||Sheriff: Okay, turn and fire!|
|WAISTCOATRUINFX||Wildcard McVee: Oh no, this waistcoat is ruined! And it went right through the shirt as well! (dies)|
|YOULOSTFX||Bartender: Aw, sorry, but you lost.|
|YOUWINFX||Bartender: Ah, you won, stranger! You've won!|