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Hmmm...
To do:
  • 문서 형식으로 만들기.
    • 나이트 인더 우즈 게임 시리즈로 묶어서 개별 문서로 만들 수 있게?
  • 문단별로 나눠서 정리해보기.
    • 현재 남아있는 부분하고 비교해서?

Longest Night 1.1 버전에 있는 초기버전으로 추정되는 대사들. (유니티 버전 비교, 정식 배포버전 날짜 비교)

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[Apartment::EnterLevel_A1D2]

[Apartment::AngusLaptopStart]
Angus: Whoa! Come right in!
Mae: Hey dude.
Angus: Uh...
Angus: Welcome to our apartment.
Angus: I could have been in my underwear.
Mae: Hey dude, don’t wear pants on my account.
Angus: Gregg’s at work if you’re looking for Gregg.
Mae: I was actually looking for you.
Mae: My laptop is messed up and I thought-
Angus: What’s wrong with it?
Mae: Lots of things pop up when I turn it on.
Angus: What kinds of things?
You know. Things. About things. Not For Kids things.
Nothing. Just things.

[Apartment::NotForKidThings]
Angus: Why didn’t you bring it with you?
Mae: I forgot it.
Angus: Mmmhmm.
Angus: You know Mae you don’t like have to be embarrassed about-
Mae: I’m not.
Angus: I mean, everyone-
Mae: I know.

[Apartment::NothingJustThings]
Angus: Ok well you probably have some adware or something on your computer.
Angus: Probably reckless downloading
Angus: or clicking OK on sites that you should never click OK on.
Mae: It’s the internet. Stuff happens.

[Apartment::Angus_A1D2_End]
Angus: Hm... let me see what I can do
Angus: Ok I got something for ya.
Angus: Plug this into any usb port and restart.
Angus: Should clear you right up.
Mae: Wow, thanks dude!
Angus: No problem.

[Apartment::Node106]
Empty Text

[Apartment::Angus_A1D2]
Angus: Alt dialogue goes here.

[ApartmentLobby::EnterLevel]

[AstralAct1Day3::GraveDigger]
GraveDigger: Hey.
Mae: Sup.
GraveDigger: Been digging some graves.
Mae: Okay?
GraveDigger: Time to wake up!

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnHill]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]we know not when the lord will take us.[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]brian knew the dangers of the mines[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]but he loved his family.[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]and like so many of us[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]he put them before his own safety.[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]But the god of heaven is the god of the tunnels.[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]And we may rest in the knowledge[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]That Brian is with Him now.[/color]
Crowd: [color=2B81A9]Amen.[/color]
ManOnHill: [color=2B81A9]We consign Brian to the dust, and to the care of the Lord.[/color]

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence]
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Hello?
ManOnFence: What? Who’s there?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}I’m Mae Borowski.
ManOnFence: What do you want, ghost?
{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Where am I?
{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Is this a funeral?

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_WhereAmI]
ManOnFence: You are in the cemetery in Possum Springs, Pennsylvania.
ManOnFence: But surely you know that
ManOnFence: for you have come here to haunt me
ManOnFence: on such a lonely afternoon.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}I’m not haunting you!
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}And I’m not a ghost!
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}And it’s night!

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_IsThisAFuneral]
ManOnFence: Of Brian Rooke. He is like you now, ghost.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}What happened to him?
ManOnFence: Suffocated down the mines.
ManOnFence: Ed Yacynich tripped over him three weeks later.
ManOnFence: He was buried in coal dust.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Well that’s pretty horrible!
ManOnFence: They pull him out of the ground
ManOnFence: they cleaned him up
ManOnFence: for awhile they looked at him
ManOnFence: and now they’re burying him again.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Yeah I guess that’s kind of weird.

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_2]
ManOnFence: Why do you speak to me, ghost?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Good god what are we even talking about? :(
ManOnFence: Did Granny send you? To torment me?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2, mood=5}Listen, I'm scared.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}I don't remember how I got here.
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Did I die?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Did my house burn down with me in it?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}Oh my god... mom and dad...
ManOnFence: why do you torment me?
Mae:{align=middle,locator=MaeFenceTalk,width=2}PLEASE HELP ME!!!
ManOnFence: sleep in the ground, ghost
ManOnFence: where no one may wake you
ManOnFence: and peace... peace... peace...

[AstralAct1Day3::Sign]
Mae: can't read this thing...
Mae: Something something mining company...
Mae: I think this one part says
Mae: population 562?
Mae: huh.

[AstralAct2Day1::TriggerExit]
Mae: Astral time.
Mae: It's just so BLUE

[BandPractice::EnterLevel_A1D1]

[BandPractice::Gregg_A1D1]
Gregg: Hey man!

[BandPractice::EndBandPractice_A1D1]
Mae: OMG we're done.
Bea: Yeah, I guess.
Mae: I wish band practice would never end...
Gregg: ...
Angus: ...

[BandPractice::Angus_A1D1]
Mae: Hi Angus! o/
Mae: _o_
Angus: Hey. It's You.
Gregg: It's Mae!!! :)
Angus: It's Mae!
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! \o/
Gregg: _o_
Mae: So the Party Barn went out, huh?
Angus: Yeah. Not sure how it ever stayed open.
Mae: Like how many parties are there, really?
Angus: You need a lot of parties to keep a barn running.
Gregg: I HAVE YOUR OLD BASS!!! :|
Mae: Oh dude I don't think I even remember...
Angus: Hey Bea. Uh. Mae's back.
Bea: ...
Mae: Wow. Hi. :o
Bea: Yeah. Hi.
Gregg: SHE'S TOTALLY BACK!!!!
Bea: Wait, what?
Mae: Are you... uh... here for band practice? :|
Bea: I play drums.
Mae: That's not drums. :\
Mae: That's computer.
Angus: It's fine. She also does your bass parts.
Bea: Well, I understood them as “the” bass parts
Bea: But I can turn them off. -_-
Mae: "Turn them off." On your computer.
Bea: o_o
Gregg: Mae we're totally gonna play a song! You totally have to play bass!
Mae: I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER! :o
Mae: THOSE AREN'T EVEN DRUMS! :\
Mae: :|

[BandPractice::Gregg_A2D1]
Gregg: Let's jam! Again!
Gregg: Wanna go break stuff?
Mae: Hmmm...
Naw, I'm good.
Yaw, let's do it

[BandPractice::InitLevel]

[BandPractice::GreggYes_A2D1]
Gregg: Yes!

[BandPractice::GreggNo_A2D1]
Greg: Oh. Okay then.

[BandPractice::Angus_A2D1]
Angus: Y'all ready for this?
Angus: Friendship Quest?
Angus: You can talk to Gregg for that.
Angus: I'm busy. Got to go do... something.

[BandPractice::Bea_A2D1]
Bea: Hang onto yer butts.
Bea: Friendship Quest time?
Naw
Yaw!

[BandPractice::BeaYes_A2D1]
Bea: Cool!

[BandPractice::BeaNo_A2D1]
Mae: Meow!

[BandPractice::EnterLevel_A2D1]

[BandPractice::Germ_A2D1]
Germ: Practice.
Mae: Yes.
Germ: Friendship?
Naw
Okay

[BandPractice::GermYes_A2D1]
Germ: Meep

[BandPractice::GermNo_A2D1]
Germ: ...
Germ: ...
Germ: ...

[BandPractice::EndBandPractice_A2D1]
Mae: Phew, it's over.

[BandPractice::BandPracticeStart_A1D1]
Mae: Ok nobody laugh.
Bea: Oh you'll be fine.
Angus: Count us off, Bea.
Mae: Oh for crying out loud.

[BeaCar::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: So...
Mae: Working at the Ol Pickaxe?
Bea: Yep.
Mae: Are they training you to take over the family business?
Bea: "They?"
Mae: Um... your parents?
Bea: ...
Bea: Hey look we're here.
Mae: Oh my house actually isn't for a few blocks.
Bea: Get out.
Mae: Ok!
Mae: Uh... thanks for the ride.
Bea: GO.

[BeaCar::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[BeaCar::End_A1D1]

[BeaCar::ToParty_A1D3]
Gregg: Hey Mae, I think Cole might be there tonight!

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_A1D3]
Mae: =_=
Bea: If you puke in this car, so help me...
(I owe you an apology, Bea.)
(I really am quite embarrassed.)

[BeaCar::ToParty_A1D3_End]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_A1D3_End]

[BeaCar::ToParty_Knows]
Mae: YEAH I KNOW. =_=
Gregg: Geez! Sorry.
Mae: I don’t care if he’s there.
Angus: He might not be.
Bea: Well let’s hope so or not. I don’t even know what we’re talking about.
Gregg: Mae and Cole went out in junior year.
Mae: Yeah and it didn’t work out.
Mae: So let’s stop talking about it. =_=
Bea: Let’s.

[BeaCar::ToParty_DoesntKnow]
Mae:WHAT?! :o / \
Mae: Oh my god. \ /
Bea: Who’s Cole?
Angus: Um you remember him? He was in yearbook with us.
Bea: Oh COLE. Yeah I remember him.
Gregg: Mae and him were a thing for a while.
Bea: Really? Wow.
Bea: He was really smart.
Mae: =_=
Mae: I’m really smart!
Gregg: Yeah you are dude. :)
Bea: Well that’s settled then.

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Apology]
Mae: [wave]Im sory I don’t even knowhat hapdpend[/wave]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Embarrassed]
Mae:[wave]BEE Im so EMBARASSSS[/wave]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_2]
Bea: You got sloppy-ass drunk after what
Bea: Three cups of watered-down beer?
(Remember when we used to be best friends?)
(I remember when we hung out as kids...)

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_BestFriends]
Mae: [wave]we uszsda b ee bess frien ds b eea and i stillove u b ee[/wave]
Bae: i didn't get a word of that

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_3]
Mae: [wave]remmemmbr u uszta call me [speed=.5]maaaydaaaaay[/speed][/wave]
Mae: [wave]and i called you [speed=.5]beeeeebeeeee[/speed][/wave]
Bae: Oh you mean when we were like 10?
Bae: No. I don’t.
Mae: [wave]remmebber when we were scouts together[/wave]
Mae: [wave]and we caught thatt tuuuuurdle??[/wave]
Bea: Yeah. Boxy the turtle. He died.
(Why are you so mean to me?)
(I feel like you're mad at me all the time. Why?)

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_HungOutAsKids]
Mae:[wave]i re mbem brrr whenn wee e wrrr liikke bes frenns b ee e[/wave]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_WhySoMean]
Mae: [wave][shake=.03]WHYOO SO MEANAMEE????[/all]o_o

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_WhySoMad]
Mae:[wave][shake=.03]WHYOO SO MADATME ALLATIME????[/all] o_o

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_4]
Mae: *hurp!*
Mae: [wave]Awman if i puke inheer your parentz are gonna be so madat me[/wave] =_=
Mae: [wave]Tellyour mom I’m sorry okay shes soo niiiiiiiice[/wave]
Bea: GODDAMMIT MAE
Mae: WHAA? o_o
Bea: MY MOTHER IS DEAD.
MAE: WHAAAAA? :(
Bea: SHE DIED.
Bea: OF CANCER.
Bea: SENIOR YEAR.
Mae: [wave]OHnoooo she was soo niiiiiiiice![/wave]
Mae: [wave]Beebee aryou okaaa ayy?[/wave]
Bea: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
Bea: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MY DEAD MOM?
(This was a terrible lapse of memory, Bea. I’m so sorry.)
(I’m mortified by my behavior. I am sorry.)

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_LapseOfMemory]
Mae: [wave]i don like, rebmember ANYTHING sometimes[/wave]
Mae: [wave]dont take id personally[/wave]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Mortified]
Mae: [wave]awe bee, i am acting lika JERK[/wave]
Mae: [wave]are you madat me???[/wave]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_5]
Bea: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Bea: YOU USED TO BE SMART!!!
Bea: YOU USED TO BE COOL!
Bea: YOU USED TO BE WORTH TALKING TO!
Mae: *sniff* :o
Bea: Why did you even come back?
Bea: Oh, did college not work out for you?
Bea: Was it INCONVENIENT?
Bea: Were you not in the MOOD?
Mae: *sniffle* :(
Bea: I would have killed for that.
Bea: I still would.
Bea: I’d kick you out of this moving car right now
Bea: if it meant I could go to college.
Mae: [shake=.1]WAAHAAAHAAA[/shake]
Bea: We’re here. Get the hell out of my car.
Mae: [size=1][shake=.2]AAAAHHHAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA AAAAHAA[/all]
Bea: Oh god, let me help you in.

[BeaCar::InitLevel_A1D3]

[BeaCar::InitLevel_A1D1]

[Bus::EnterLevel]

[BusStation::Brochures]
Mae: Hey look, some brochures!

[BusStation::excuse]
Mae: Excuse me, but where is everybody?
Janitor: It's 10:45. It's closed.
Janitor: Not a lot of folks getting off the last bus to Possum Springs these days.
Janitor: Just you.
Isn't there supposed to be someone at the desk?
So are you the Janitor or something?

[BusStation::how]
Mae: How's that door coming? -_-
Janitor: How's that soda coming?

[BusStation::Janitor]

[BusStation::Mural]

[BusStation::Phone]

[BusStation::seeya]
Mae: One Freeasscola.
Janitor: Yummers.
Janitor: So what are you doing here?
Mae: I live here.
Mae: Well, lived here.
Janitor: Huh. Strange.
Mae: When do you think that door's gonna be finished?
Janitor: Now.
Janitor: Goodbye.

[BusStation::someone]
Janitor: Closed.
Mae: Why are the lights on? Why is the TV on?
Janitor: I get spooked when I'm here by my lonesome.
Mae: Oh.

[BusStation::something]
Janitor: Looks that way.
Mae: What do you do?
Janitor: I fix this door.
Mae: That's it?
Janitor: Nope.

[BusStation::squeeze]
Mae: Can I squeeze past you?
Janitor: Nope. Just broke the damn thing.
Mae: When do you think it might be done?
Janitor: Right after you go grab me a Fiascola from the machine.
Mae: ...
Mae: Am I paying for this?
Janitor: I always rig it when I'm here after hours.
Mae: Nice. Free as in free? :)
Janitor: Free as in no one's here to say otherwise.

[BusStation::TicketStand]
Mae: It's the ticket stand.

[BusStation::TV]
TV: Welcome back to Garbo And Malloy!
TV: What's in the news today, Malloy?
TV: Markets were up today!
TV: Waaaaaay up!
TV: (applause)
TV: [color=aaaaaa]I'm looking at a chart and it's pretty impressive![/color]
TV: The economy added 15,000 jobs
TV: mostly in the chart sector
TV: which is notoriously recession proof!
TV: (laughter, applause)
TV: My my, Garbo, we got a little political there!
TV: Gotta get political every now and then.
TV: (laughter, applause)
TV: I went on one of those internet dates last week.
TV: Oh?
TV: Yeah the internet is a truly giving lover.
TV: (uncomfortable silence)
TV: Hey, any lovely ladies out there looking for an eligable bachelor?
TV: Get in touch!
TV: And I'll let you know if I find one!
TV: (laughter, applause)

[BusStation::VendingMachine]
Mae: What the?
Mae: They have Lime Fiasco and he wants a Fiascola?
Mae: That's just a waste.
Mae: Got it!
Mae: :) -_- Fiasco Fox you are too dreamy.

[BusStation::wow]
Mae: Wow. When did they put this up?
Mae: Possum Springs has never looked more...
Mae: ...falsely advertised. :\

[BusStation::Vending MachinePaws]
Mae: Oh wow.
Mae: They have Lime Fiasco!
Mae: And this guy wants a boring-ass Fiascola.
Mae: Maybe his taste buds are too old too know right from wrong.
Mae: Anyway.

[BusStation::visitors]
Mae: Visitors are going to be so let down when they see the actual town.
Mae: Prepare to be disappointed, ye who enter here!
Mae: Our Town Motto.

[BusStation::forest]
Mae: State forest up top,
Mae: Regular forest everywhere else.
Mae: Woods, woods, woods.

[BusStation::mine]
Mae: Look at that minecart.
Mae: That mine is just a big hole in the ground
Mae: surrounded by rusty garbage.
Mae: Hasn't been used in a hundred years.
Mae: Maybe this map was made by a confused time traveler.

[BusStation::reception]
Mae: It must be such a relief to payphone companies that Possum Springs gets zero cell reception.
Mae: It'd be cool to call my parents
Mae: but some jerkhole took the time to actually rip it off.
Mae: Who steals a phone?

[BusStation::whosteals]
Mae:I wonder what they're doing with that phone.
Mae:Sleeping with it at night.
Mae:Taking it for walks.
Mae:Holding it tight.
Mae:Talking into it
Mae:to nobody.
Mae:Smooching it so right.

[BusStation::EnterLevel]
Mae: Well, this is great.
Mae: I mean I didn't expect a party or anything
Mae: but I figured *someone* would be here.
Mae: ...
Mae: Welcome home, Mae.

[BusStation::SodaChoice]
{emote=sodacan}
Hmm...

[BusStation::Cancel]

[BusStationExterior::OutsideDoor]
Mae: Well I'm right outside town.
Mae: Mom and dad nowhere to be found.
Mae: Dark and cold.
Mae: Guess I'm walking.
Mae: Alone.

[BusStationExterior::Bench1]
Mae: Wow.
Mae: I didn't realize how much I missed the sound of that train.
Mae: I used to hear it in my bed at night
Mae: during the winter when the leaves were down.

[BusStationExterior::Bench2]
Mae: This bus station is maybe the newest thing in Possum Springs.
Mae: Guess they got state funding or something.
Mae: It makes a good first or last impression I suppose
Mae: if not for the abandoned mill back there.
Mae: Not getting rid of that anytime soon.

[BusStationExterior::Woods]
Mae: Well, I guess I'm gonna hike through the woods.
Mae: Through the woods is home,
Mae: my bed,
Mae: and my negligent parents.

[BusStationExterior::Highway]
Mae:I'm not walking back out to the highway.
Mae:Probably get hit by a car or something.
Mae:Hey where did that Janitor go?
Mae:Did he walk?

[CharacterRigs::Gregg]
Mae: Hi Gregg! o/
Gregg: Testing my head rotation!
Gregg: Is it working?
Mae: Well...
Gregg: OMG it's Mae! I'm so happy to see you!! :) \o/
Mae: It's good to see you too. :) _o_
Gregg: Are you staying forever?
Mae: No. :(
Gregg: ...
Gregg: _o_
Gregg: :|
Mae: :|

[CharacterRigs::Bea]
Bea: Hi Mae.
Mae: You okay? :o
Bea: Haha. Yeah. :)
Mae: Really? :|
Bea: Okay, not really. :( -_-
Mae: I thought so. :) /o\
Bea: Hey leave me alone!! D: O_O
Mae: Yeash. :\ _o_

[CharacterRigs::Angus]
Angus: Hey there.
Mae: Hi! o/
Angus: This is my happy face. :)
Mae: Cool. :)
Angus: This is my serious face. :<
Mae: Oh yeah. Neat. :\
Angus: This is my sad face... :(
Mae: Oh god no. I don't want to see that. :( \o/
Angus: Back to normal. :|
Mae: Phew. :) _o_

[CharacterRigs::Germ]
Mae: Hi Germ! o/
Germ: [size=.5]Hi Mae.[/size]
Mae: Welp.

[CharacterRigs::Janitor]
Mae: You're always around.
Janitor: I'm always up to something.
Mae: Yeah, well there you have it.
Janitor: Phew, that's hard work.
Mae: It's good to take breaks now and again.
Janitor: Don't I know it.

[CharacterRigs::Molly]
Molly: Who's there?
Mae: It's me, Mae.
Molly: Hey, watch it, Mae.
Mae: I'm watchin it, I'm watchin it.

[CharacterRigs::Dad]
Dad: Hey Mae.
Mae: Hey Dad. :)

[CharacterRigs::Mom]
Mom: Hi dear.
Mae: Hello, mother. :)

[ChurchHill::InitLevel]

[Continuity::EndDay]

[Diner::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: So when are we gonna play out? :)
Bea: *SNORT*
Bea: Mae. We don't play out.
Mae: Oh. :|
Bea: We have jobs, Mae.
Angus: I work at the Video Outpost "Too"! :)
Bea: I'm at the 'Ol Pickaxe.
I thought you were going to school?
Isn't that your Dad's store?

[Diner::02_A1D1]
Mae: [speed=.25]...[/all] :\
Angus: Well! We better get home, dude.
Gregg: Oh yeah Angus got a date with sword people online. :)
Mae: Aw lucky. :|

[Diner::GoingToSchool]
Bea: Heh.
Bea: Yeah, well. Life happens.

[Diner::DadStore]
Bea: Sure is.

[Diner::01_A1D1]
Gregg: I'm lord of the Snack Falcons! \o/ D:
Gregg: :| _o_
Mae: Where's Corey?
Angus:...
Gregg: Oh yeah, you wouldn't know, huh?
Gregg: Corey's gone.
Mae: "Gone"? Gone how?
Gregg: Hopped a train I bet.
Mae: Oh wow. He always talked about doing that.
Gregg: Yeah one day he was just gone.
Angus: Made a clean break. Hasn't emailed or anything.
Mae: Well, good for him I guess.
Gregg: His parents put up missing person posters
Gregg: but everyone knew what happened.
Mae: Geez. Corey. I... huh.
Bea: Mmhmm.
Bea: And what exactly do you do, Mae?
Mae: I was in college?
Bea: And why exactly are you not still there? -_-
Man, screw school!
Didn't work out.

[Diner::ScrewSchool]
Bea: Stunning... o_o

[Diner::DidntWorkOut]
Bea: Huh. Imagine that. o_o

[Diner::End_A1D1]

[Diner::InitLevel]

[Donna::Start]

[Donna::Break]
Donna: 10 minutes left.

[Donna::Sorry]
Donna: Sorry for unloading on you like that.
Mae: Naw, it's cool.
Mae: Do you need a hug? /o\ :)
Donna: I'll pass.
Mae: _o_ :|

[Donna::Donna]
Mae: Hey! Donna, right?
Mae: You used to babysit me, remember?
Donna: Yep.
Mae: That's a sweet coat, Donna.
Donna: This is my nicest outfit.
Mae: Looks good! :)
Donna: I bought it at the Fort Lucenne Mall.
Donna: I only wear it to work.
Mae: I wear this outfit all the time.
Mae: It's my calling card.
Donna: I have nowhere else to wear this.
Well, enjoy your break!
My shirt is cool because it has multiple meanings.

[Donna::End]
Donna: See you around, Mae.
Mae: :|

[Donna::30]
Donna: I wear this outfit
Donna: to a job
Donna: where people can only hear my voice.
Mae: I made this shirt myself, too!
Donna: I'm 30 next week.
Mae: in home economics. I was really great at that.
Donna: I'm going to die in this town.
Donna: And they're going to bury me in this outfit.
Mae: I hope they bury me in this shirt. /o\
Donna: It's a very nice shirt, Mae.
Mae: [wave]Thanks!!![/wave]
Mae: :| _o_

[DonutWolfExterior::InitLevel_A0D0]

[DonutWolfExterior::Intro]
Gregg:{locator=left} "Gnomeo"?
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} Professor Lucius Von Gnomeo.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} He's a vampire and a scientist.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} He invented a blood rocket.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2} Wow, you gave him a backstory too.
Mae:{locator=right,width=2} Don't talk about the professor like he isn't here.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}...
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}...I miss Mr. Gnome.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}Sigh.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} I even gave him a name.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} Professor Lucius Von Gnomeo. :)
Mae: :|
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1} Lucky for short.

[DonutWolfExterior::Hub]
Do you remember that one Witchdagger song about the well?
So you and Angus are really leaving?

[DonutWolfExterior::Well]
Gregg: D:
Gregg:{align=middle,locator=left}Yeah, the [shake=.1]DAH-DAH-DUUUUURGA[/shake] song?
Gregg: :|
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}That song totally slays.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}You know how the one verse is like
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}"[wave]Deep cold[/wave]
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}[wave]darkest hole[/wave]
Mae:{locator=right,width=2.5}[wave]in the center of everything[/wave]"?
Gregg: D:
Gregg:{locator=left}[shake=.2]DAH-DAH-DUUUUURGA!!![/shake]
Gregg: :|
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I used to think that song was just badass witch stuff.
But the other night I had a dream about it.
But now it just makes me sad.

[DonutWolfExterior::Leaving]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}Mae, we gotta.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}I'm too much for this town to handle
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}and Angus needs to be out of the sun as much as possible.
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}You know they have the sun in Bright Harbor, right?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Mae, Bright Harbor has SO MANY Donut Wolfs.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}And punk shows.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}And people who aren't all straight gun nuts.
I think they have guns in Bright Harbor too.
You *HAVE* a gun! We shot your old tv with it!

[DonutWolfExterior::Dream]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}What kind of dream?
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I was standing beside this well in the middle of some field.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}And it was all rainy and foggy.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1.5}Mmhmm?
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}And I kept trying to back away from it
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}but every time I moved I slipped in the mud and ended up closer to the well.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}Crap.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}So I just had to stand still.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Not move at all.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}That sounds freaky, dude.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}And the worst thing was
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}There was something deep down in the well.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Looking up at me.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Thanks a lot dude, I'm totally gonna have nightmares now.

[DonutWolfExterior::TV]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}That was a hunting rifle my dad gave me.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}That doesn't count.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}What does your dad think about you leaving?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}I dunno.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}He's always too nice for me to know what he actually thinks.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Hey Gregg?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Yeah?
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I'm going to be really sad when you go, asshole.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}I know.

[DonutWolfExterior::Sad]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=1}Why?
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}I think about, like, a really deep hole :\
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}and not being able to get out.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Are you afraid someone is going to throw you down a well?
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}No. :|
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Because I am totally gonna chuck your ass down a well.
Gregg: D:
Gregg:{locator=left,width=5}[size=1.8][shake=.2]DAH-DAH-DUUUUURGA!!![/shake][/size]
Gregg: :|

[DonutWolfExterior::Guns]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Mae, in my uncle's living room there are 8 different guns within reach of the couch.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Wow, really?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Yeah I think he's waiting for the FBI to come over the hill.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Coming for his 8 guns?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}He's our last line of defense.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Hey remember that time in 9th grade when we made that bomb from off the internet?
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}The megaboom! You lost your eyebrows!
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}A little more gasoline and I'd be wearing cool shades right now
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}to cover the horrifying ruin of my charred, empty eye sockets.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5}Hey Gregg?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Yeah?
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I'm going to be really sad when you go, asshole.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}I know.

[DonutWolfExterior::Entro]
Mae: :(
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}I'm just... sad. And angry.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=2}Yeah for real, dude.
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I come back home and everyone's already made other plans.
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}I just want to hold on to something
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}and like...
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}Everything is ending, but I want more.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Mae, we can't stay here forever.
Mae:{locator=right,width=3}... :|
Mae:{locator=right,width=1}I know.
Gregg:{locator=left}How 'bout you, me and...
Mae:{locator=right,width=1.5} Professor Lucius Von Gnomeo.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}How 'bout you, me and the professor go break some lightbulbs behind the Snack Falcon?
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}Yes? Obviously?
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}And Christine gave me a key for when I open,
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Which means all you can slurp slushies, on me!
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}These are the nights I'll remember when I'm 60.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Also I stole a bunch of lighter fluid so we can set something pretty big on fire!
Mae:{locator=right,width=4}[size=1.2][shake=.03]AWWOOOOOOOOOOOO![/shake][/size]
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}You know, Christine gave me a key for when I open.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Which means free post-donut slushies!
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}I wish that gnome was still with us.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Mae, some things you just have to let go.
Mae:{locator=right,width=1}...
Mae:{locator=right,width=1}Yeah.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Come on, let's go steal from my boss, who trusted me.
Mae:{locator=right,width=2}These are the nights I'll remember when I'm 60.
Gregg:{locator=left,width=3}Also I stole a bunch of lighter fluid so we can set something pretty big on fire!
Mae:{locator=right,width=4}[size=1.2][shake=.03]AWWOOOOOOOOOOOO![/shake][/size]

[DonutWolfExterior::End]

[DonutWolfExterior::EnterLevel_A0D0]

[Harleys::Harleys]

[Harleys::Harley1]

[Harleys::Harley2]

[Harleys::Harley3]

[Harleys::Harleys_00_00]
Mae: Hey it’s the Harleys! What are you doing?
Harley2: Little Joe you’re under arrest
Mae: Oh wow. Kids still talk about Little Joe?
Harley3: We used your DNA
Do you kids know what DNA is?
Ghost don't have DNA

[Harleys::KnowDNA]
Harley3: Yeah it's stuff you use to solve crimes
Harley2: Like a body part but really small.
Harley1: But ghosts don't have parts.
Mae: Yeah Harley, Harley's right.
Harley3: Hey lady, will you go away?
Mae: Lady?!

[Harleys::GhostDNA]
Harley1: Yeah ghosts don't have DNA
Harley3: Hey lady can you leave us alone?
Harley2: Yeah leave us alone lady.
Mae: Lady?!

[Harleys::InitLevel]

[Journal::PlaygroundTop]
First journal entry.

[Journal::TodoFindGregg]
To-do: FIND GREGG!!

[Journal::PendersonCops]
I doubt Penderson actually called the cops but I really want to see what Gregg did with this garden gnome.

[Journal::SuzieKushnerExistence]
I'm not sure Suzie Kushner even existed. I've long suspected this to be mom-trickery.

[Journal::TodoGetThatDonutWolf]
To-do: get that Donut Wolf I have been so cruelly denied.

[Journal::TodoWatchMiseryPorn]
To-do: watch misery porn with mom.

[Journal::TodoDontJumpOnMailboxes]
To-do: remember not to jump on mailboxes or powerlines or roofs. because mom says. because apparently i am still a child.

[Journal::StillGotIt]
STILL GOT IT!

[Journal::FoundMallard]
FOUND: MALLARD'S TOMB. ALSO FOUND: MALLARD

[Journal::MallardVerminBabies]
Mallard had magical vermin babies. The poor little things are starving but I am going to make them so fat.

[Journal::UnderhillStoopKid]
Note: There is a kid in Underhill whose mom is a total jerk.

[Journal::SelmersPoetry]
Poetry? I'm a punk. I write the poetry of the streets with the pen of my life and the ink of my breath and I only use one word and it's something something ok I should write this up later because it's really good.

[Journal::GreggStuckOnRoof]
Gregg is stuck on the roof and I am never going to let him live this down. Unless he falls off and dies. Then I might not bug him about it too much.

[Journal::SpaceIsReallyCool]
Space is really cool! Lots of stars and gods and death and stuff!

[Journal::TodoHideSoul]
To-do: Hide soul in something, become immortal.

[Journal::TodoGetGreggOffRoof]
To-do addendum: get gregg off the roof so he doesn't fall to his death or something stupid

[Journal::ScrigginsCopper]
Steve Scriggins is stripping copper now. I heard his brother did that, but his brother has a construction company. Maybe Steve's gone freelance.

[Journal::ScrigginsDumb]
Well, Steve Scriggins is still one of the dumbest people I've ever met.

[Journal::PendersonIsAWalkingReminder]
Penderson is a walking reminder of my eventual mortality... at the hands of Penderson... in whatever creepy basement torture pit he's constructed.

[Journal::TodoAvoidTorturePit]
To-do: avoid torture pit. Get good at climbing out of torture pits. This to-do is a two-parter.

[LN2_FG_Interior::CliffJump]
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff!
Granddad: What? No she didn't!
Mae: ...and then she jumped--
Granddad: No Mae. Just stop.
Granddad: Sigh.

[LN2_FG_Interior::ForestGod]
Adina: ...hello?
Adina: Are you there?
ForestGod: You've come late.
ForestGod: You are no Empress.
ForestGod: Centuries have passed since I spoke to one so small and unimportant.
ForestGod: It is my right to kill you.
Adina: I didn't know that.
ForestGod: Accept it. Death is happening always.
Adina: Why should I accept it?
ForestGod: It is the natural way.
Adina: Funny how you decided that the way that allows you to kill me
Adina: is the natural one.
ForestGod: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
Adina: You're not a god.
Adina: You're just a big animal.
ForestGod: They call me a god.
ForestGod: So I'm god enough.
ForestGod: Tell me what was so important to say to me that you would give up your life.
I know why you are dying.
I know why you are sick.

[LN2_FG_Interior::Intro]
GodtenderBrown: Approach them with humility.
GodtenderBrown: I will wait here.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FGKnowSick]
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: Sickness cannot touch me.
Adina: You don't have a sickness, but you are dying.
Adina: Funny, now that it's happening to you, death isn't so easy to accept, huh?
ForestGod: It was Godtender Brown who told you I was weak.
ForestGod: Useless, worthless.
ForestGod: I will find use for him. He will feed the forest.
ForestGod: The trees will find worth in him.
Adina: No.
Adina: Godtender Brown is a good man.
Adina: He is kind and curious and warm.
Adina: Even while standing out in the cold, for you.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRL.
Adina: He thinks he doesn't deserve you
Adina: But you don't deserve him.
Adina: And I'd rather you die never knowing what happened to you
Adina: then to have you touch one hair on his head
Adina: or betray his devotion.
ForestGod: Why are we sick?
Adina: Promise Brown will be safe. I promise on the taiga, endless.
ForestGod: I promise on myself. I promise on the 10 million mile forest.
Adina: Good.
ForestGod: Now swear on what is holy to you.
I swear on the stars.
I swear on the family you find.
I swear on the search.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FgKnowDying]
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: I am not dying.
Adina: Oh, I thought you might have accepted it.
Adina: Death being always and all that.
ForestGod: It was Godtender Brown who told you.
ForestGod: Useless, worthless.
ForestGod: I will find use for him. He will feed the forest.
ForestGod: The trees will find worth in him.
Adina: No.
Adina: Godtender Brown is a good man.
Adina: He is kind and curious and warm.
Adina: Even while standing out in the cold, for you.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRL.
Adina: He thinks he doesn't deserve you
Adina: But you don't deserve him.
Adina: And I'd rather you die never knowing what happened to you
Adina: then to have you touch one hair on his head
Adina: or betray his devotion.
ForestGod: Why are we dying?
Adina: Promise Brown will be safe. Promise on whatever is holy to you.
ForestGod: I promise on myself. I promise on the taiga, endless.
Adina: Good.
ForestGod: Now swear on what is holy to you.
I swear on the stars.
I swear on the family you find.
I swear on the search.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FGSwear]
ForestGod: If that is what gives you hope, fine.
ForestGod: Now speak.
Adina: The only reason I came here is because of Godtender Brown's sadness
Adina: and his love for you.
Adina: But you won't survive. And now I want you to know that.
ForestGod: SPEAK!!!!!
Adina: The Huncher poisoned you.
Adina: Obviously.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: There was peace! After-
Adina: hundreds of years, I know.
ForestGod: But why?
Adina: She's a survivor.
Adina: It appears you won't be.
ForestGod: Then neither shall she.
Adina: Ugh.
Adina: You big dumb animal.
ForestGod:{width=8} BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLL!!!!!
Adina: Goodbye.

[LN2_FG_Interior::Done]
Adina: They're gone.
GodtenderBrown: They'll be back! They always are.
Adina: Godtender...
GodtenderBrown: Yes, Empress?
Adina: You're a good man.
GodtenderBrown: Thank you, I can only hope to be good.
Adina: Hope is good. Whatever happens, please don't lose that.
GodtenderBrown: I wish you blessings on your journey.
Adina: You as well. Happy Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: Happy Longest Night to you.
Mae: I'm getting sleepy, Granddad.
Granddad: We're almost done, Mae.
Mae: Ok good. I like the story a lot.
Granddad: I knew you would.
Mae: You can rob banks with me anytime.

[LN2_FG_Interior::GodtenderBrown]

[LN2_FG_Interior::InitLevel]

[LN2_FG_Outside::CliffJump]
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff!
Granddad: What? No she didn't!
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff AGAIN!
Granddad: No she DIDN'T.
Mae: ...and then she jumped!!
Granddad: You see, this is why I read you Charity Bearity.
Mae: Jump!!
Granddad: *ahem*
Granddad: "Charity Bearity Learns To Shareity"
Mae: Jumpa-jumpa-jump!!
Granddad: "In the town of Careity, there lived a little bear
Granddad: named Charity Bearity."
Mae: Juuuuuump!
Granddad: "Charity Bearity never liked to share her toys."
Mae: Oh no she jumped again!
Granddad: "She wouldn't share them with the girls, she wouldn't share them with the boys."
Mae: She jumped because she hates Charity Bearity!
Granddad: Ugh, gonna skip ahead a few pages...
Granddad: "No, she cried, I like not sharing just fine!"
Granddad: "To force me to share is to say they're not mine!"
Mae: She jumped because she saw a bear she could land on!
Granddad: Was it Charity Bearity?
Mae: Yeah! She squashed her flat!
Mae: Jumpjumpjump!
Granddad: "...and that's how Charity Bearity learned to share"
Granddad: "...ity."
Granddad: Ugh.
Mae: Juuuuuuuuuuump!
Granddad: This can't even be fun anymore. Aren't you getting tired!
Mae: I hate Charity Bearity!
Granddad: This story isn't even about Charity Bearity!
Mae: Then she ju-
Granddad: No. No she didn't.
Granddad: She never jumped.
Granddad: Do you want to hear this story or not?
Mae: ...yes...
Granddad: I promise you'll like it.
Mae: *yawn* Ok.

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingSnowBell]
GodtenderBrown: Hello?

[LN2_FG_Outside::InitLevel]

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.1]
GodtenderBrown: Wait!
Adina: Yes?
GodtenderBrown: I'm truly sorry, but you cannot see the Forest God this Longest Night.
Adina: Why not? I-
Adina: uh... we...
Adina: have already come so far for an audience!
GodtenderBrown: The truth is, and you must keep this a secret, but...
GodtenderBrown: but...
GodtenderBrown: The Forest God is sick. They are old and dying.
GodtenderBrown: And they cannot see you. It might upset them and we can't risk that.
Sick?
Dying

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D2.2]
GodtenderBrown: This is the worst Longest Night ever.

[LN2_FG_Outside::NeedKeyItem]
Adina: Hm... need to find something special for this face...
Adina: ...probably more in the woods, I'd reckon...

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowthief]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra. This is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin
Snowthief: Hello, hello!
Adina: and our archbishop Williams.
Snowdrunk: Hellllllo.
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: Empress Astra, you say? I don't believe I am familiar with your imperial majesty!
We come from far away, beyond the western ocean
We come from the south, beyond this forest and the next.

[LN2_FG_Outside::EndSnowmenChat]
GodtenderBrown: Allow me!
GodtenderBrown: Cross onto the Holy Mountain!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowblow]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Williams
Snowdrunk: Greetings!
Adina: And my herald, um... Harold!
Snowdrunk: Nice.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
Adina: A what now?
GodtenderBrown: I played Glundinhorn back in my school days!
Adina: Well, what a coincidence!
GodtenderBrown: Is that one cursed too?
What?
No seriously, what?

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Williams
Snowdrunk: Greetings!
Adina: And my Archbishop, Clancy!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: You have a *DOG* for an archbishop?
He's extremely perceptive, right Williams?
That is no dog! Archbishop Clancy speaks the language of beasts!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowthiefAndSnowblow]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin.
SnowThief: Greetings!
Adina: And my herald, um... Harold.
Adina: ugh
SnowThief: Brilliant.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
Adina: A what now?
GodtenderThief: I played Glundinhorn back in my school days!
Adina: Well, what a coincidence!
GodtenderThief: Is that one cursed too?
What?
No seriously, what?

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowthiefAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin
Snowthief: Heeeeeeeeeeey.
Adina: And my Archbishop, Clancy!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: You have a *DOG* for an archbishop?
He's extremely perceptive, right Clancy?
That is no dog! Archbishop Clancy speaks the language of beasts!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowblowAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Herald.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: And my Imperial Advisor, Clancy.
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
GodtenderBrown: Your bodyguard is a dog?
How do I know if it's a Gludinhorn?
Yes, and Clancy is excellent at his job.

[LN2_FG_Outside::MissingSnowmenCombination]
Adina: Uh oh.
Adina: We didn't anticipate that you would have this combination of snowmen.
Adina: So... uh... sorry about that?

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdog]
Snowdog: *ARF!*
Adina: Hello there.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Aw, you're a dog!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Adina: I'm not sure if this is really helpful, but ok.
Snowdog: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Adina: Your collar said "Clancy". Is that your name?
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *arf!*
Adina: I hope you don't screw this up for me, Clancy!
Adina: But I hope soon you'll be able to move on
Adina: to wherever dead dogs go.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Ok boy, follow my lead!

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D1]
Snowthief: Well, that went ok.
Snowthief: We doing this?
Adina: Hello there.
Snowthief: Ugh. What do you want?
Adina: Sorry to bother you, but I need your help.
Snowthief: Oh crap. I died, didn't I?
Snowthief: This is so typical.
Adina: Listen, by me bringing you here
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Snowthief: Is that something I want?
Adina: I have no idea.
Snowthief: Ok, whatever.
Adina: Follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowblow]
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Hello there.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Ok wow, are you just a horn?
Snowblow: *HOOOOOONK!*
Adina: Let's try this- honk once for yes and twice for no. Got it?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Are you just a horn ghost kind of thing?
Snowblow: *HONK! HONK!*
Adina: Are you the person who played this horn?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Listen, by bringing you back
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Adina: Does that sound ok?
Snowblow: *HOOOOOONK!*
Adina: Ok, great! Follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D1]
Snowdrunk: I can't believe I've been sober the entire time I've been dead.
Snowdrunk: Let's do this. I'm not getting any less dead.
Adina: Hello there.
Snowdrunk: ...hello?
Adina: Sorry to be abrupt, but I need your help.
Snowdrunk: Wait, where am I?
Adina: You're on the Forest God's mountain.
Snowdunk: Oh! Are we going to see the Forest God?
Snowdrunk: Because I'm going to the Frozen Lake.
Adina: So am I!
Adina: You're not.
Snowdrunk: Oh!
Snowdrunk: ...oh.
Adina: Listen, by my bringing you here
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Snowdrunk: Ok, that sounds as likely as anything else that's happening.
Adina: Ok, follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D2.1]
GodtenderBrown: Oh Empress, the Forest God is still ill.
Adina: I'm so sorry.
GodtenderBrown: If only I just knew why, and whether they would be well again.
GodtenderBrown: I thank you for leaving your companions with me, as they have been a great comfort.
Adina: No problem. I entrust them to your care.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D3]
Adina: Godtender Brown!
GodtenderBrown: Empress! It's so late! Why are you still here?
Adina: Listen, this is very important.
Adina: I know why your god is dying.
GodtenderBrown: W-what?
Adina: You see, I saw-
GodtenderBrown: No, you must tell it to them.
Adina: What? Why?
GodtenderBrown: I'm not worthy of hearing of their weaknesses.
GodtenderBrown: I don't deserve the peace I have found here
GodtenderBrown: and I must honor them as best as my frail self will allow.
Adina: That's really something.
GodtenderBrown: Come with me. NOW!
GodtenderBrown: This is the worst Longest Night ever.
GodtenderBrown: Here's to better days.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGSick]
Adina: How can a god be sick?
GodtenderBrown: I do not know.
GodtenderBrown: [shake=.02]If only I knew what was happening!!!![/shake]
GodtenderBrown: We Godtenders are tasked with caring for the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But this sickness, we have never seen its like.
GodtenderBrown: Not in the 700 years of records kept since Saint Cecil began Tending God.
Adina: Oh no.
GodtenderBrown: We thought when the peace came, all would be well.
Adina: The peace?
GodtenderBrown: But centuries of conflict with her have weakened them.
GodtenderBrown: And not long after they became ill.
Adina: [shake=.01]Her?[/shake] Do you mean [size=1.1][speed=.25][color=aaaaaa][shake=.01]The Huncher?[/all]
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=5} DO NOT SAY HER NAME HERE.
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=0} My heart is broken. My god is sick and old.
GodtenderBrown: I don't know what my life would be without them.
Adina: I'm sorry, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: There is nothing you can do, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: As representative of the Forest Throne,
GodtenderBrown: I say that no power of the Forest God shall bar your way this Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: As for [speed=.5][shake=.01]Her[/all], you are at the mercy
GodtenderBrown: of the most dangerous creature in the forest.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender Brown.
GodtenderBrown: Go, and take a blessing with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDying]
Adina: How can a god be dying?
GodtenderBrown: I do not pretend to know the ways of such things.
GodtenderBrown: [shake=.02]If only I knew what was happening!!!![/shake]
GodtenderBrown: We Godtenders are tasked with caring for the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But this, this death, we have never seen its like.
GodtenderBrown: Not in the 700 years of records kept since Saint Cecil began Tending God.
Adina: Oh no.
GodtenderBrown: We thought when the peace came, all would be well.
Adina: The peace?
GodtenderBrown: But centuries of conflict with her have weakened them.
GodtenderBrown: And not long after they became ill.
Adina: [shake=.01]Her?[/shake] Do you mean [size=1.1][speed=.25][color=aaaaaa][shake=.01]The Huncher?[/all]
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=5} DO NOT SAY HER NAME HERE.
GodtenderBrown: My heart is broken. My god is dying.
GodtenderBrown: I don't know what my life would be without them.
Adina: I'm sorry, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: There is nothing you can do, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: As representative of the Forest Throne,
GodtenderBrown: I say that no power of the Forest God shall bar your way this Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: As for [shake=.01]Her[/shake], you are at the mercy
GodtenderBrown: of the most dangerous creature in the forest.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender Brown.
GodtenderBrown: Go, and take a blessing with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGBeastLanguage]
GodtenderBrown: SIGNS AND WONDERS!!!!
Adina: When Clancy was but a child
Adina: He longed to bring peace to the beasts of the field.
Snowdrunk: He sure did!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: And he was blessed with the ability to speak to them.
GodtenderBrown: Why does he not speak to us?
Adina: um...
Snowdrunk: hm.
He has forgotten how, such is his dedication.
He is currently speaking to our Imperial Hound, Dart.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGPerceptive]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Williams???
Snowdrunk: Yes, this dog has a straight line through to heaven.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He was born with one ear that was white as the snow
Adina: and that's the ear he uses to hear the celestial realms.
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: Yes, we are quite-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!**
Snowdrunk: -humbled in light of-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *woof!* *bark!* *woof!* *arf!* *woof!* *arf!* *bark!*
Snowdrunk: dear god either shut that dog up or send me back to death
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Williams was just having an intuition!
Clancy is receiving a vision right this moment!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDart]
GodtenderBrown: Oh, you have a dog with you as well! I love dogs!
GodtenderBrown: Dart! Speak, Dart!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes Archbishop Clancy, I wish to speak with your dog!
Adina: Williams! Perhaps you could... ask Dart to speak?
Snowdrunk: Oh god.
GodtenderBrown: Speak, Dart!
Snowdrunk: Woof.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: Bark.
GodtenderBrown: Such spirit!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Snowdrunk: Arf.
GodtenderBrown: And yet I hear the weight of many gin-soaked years in him.
Adina: You are perceptive, Godtender!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Clancy is helping poor Dart turn his life around!
Snowdrunk: I hate all of you.
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Adina: The air is very cold, may we pass through?
GodtenderBrown: Anyone with such a good-hearted, virtuous Archbishop
GodtenderBrown: and a dog of such moral fortitude and bravery
GodtenderBrown: must be worthy of inspection by the Forest God.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGForgotten]
GodtenderBrown: WHAT DEVOTION!
Adina: He is a candidate for sainthood, where we come from.
Snowdrunk: He is amazing, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: Beatification, while he yet lives?
GodtenderBrown: Who ever has heard of such a thing?
It's a special circumstance
He's not alive. He's a ghost

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgCircumstance]
Adina: He's the secret son of the king.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: So he's being fast-tracked to sainthood.
Snowdrunk: It's all so corrupt.
GodtenderBrown: That is unconscionable!
Adina: Hey, you don't have to convince me!
Snowdrunk: But it's not his fault.
Adina: He's just a nice, sweet guy
Snowdrunk: Who barks at animals
Adina: ...and is thus my archbishop?
Snowdrunk: This was a good idea.
Adina: Can we pass now?
GodtenderBrown: Your dedication to this one barking holy man in your empire
GodtenderBrown: has convinced me that your heart is reverent and pure.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you so much!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgGhostDog]
GodtenderBrown: A GHOST?!?!?
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but this is too spooky for me.
Adina: No, don't go!
Adina: Damn it.
Snowdrunk: Nice work!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Adina: Godtender Brown, are you there?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Are you afraid of one little saintly ghost?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Oh, won't you come back and let us through?
GodtenderBrown: Can you promise me that your ghost will not spook me?
Adina: What do you think, Williams?
Snowdrunk: I believe we can do it, Empress!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: I will let you pass, on the condition that no one gets spooked.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgIntuition]
GodtenderBrown: Do tell, Williams!
Snowdrunk: The Archbishop has spoken a blessing upon you
Snowdrunk: for allowing the Empress an audience with the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But I haven't let you pass yet!
Adina: Yes, but the Archbishop is possessed of forsight!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He's very intuitive!
GodtenderBrown: But how does he know the future is certain?
Adina: He sees all possibilities and knows which one shall be!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Do I really have a choice then?
Snowdrunk: Sure!
Adina: SHHH!
Adina: No, it is fated that you shall let us pass.
GodtenderBrown: I feel now like whatever happens is inevitable.
Adina: But you got a blessing out of it!
GodtenderBrown: I hope the blessing will help me to understand this troubling idea.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: The intuitiveness of your companions has convinced me that you are worthy to pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGVision]
GodtenderBrown: Archbishop Clancy, tell us what things you see!
Snowdrunk: uh
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Williams, care to translate?
Snowdrunk: er...
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: "This blindfolded bear"
GodtenderBrown: That's me!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: "should let the Empress pass"
GodtenderBrown: I can do that!
Adina: Excellent! Thank you!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: The vision continues!
Adina: um
Snowdrunk: "do you have any liquor"
Adina: no. stop.
GodtenderBrown: What?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: My limited skills can no longer translate.
Adina: We must consign such wonders to the beasts.
Adina: The badgers. The stoats. The titmice. The bear-children.
GodtenderBrown: Amen.
GodtenderBrown: We witnessed a miracle, on Longest Night no less.
GodtenderBrown: You are most blessed, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass, and I ask that you leave some of that blessing here.

[LN2_FG_Outside::BeyondThisForest]
GodtenderBrown: Remarkable! There are other forests like this one?
Adina: Well, not exactly like this...
GodtenderBrown: Are there trees?
Adina: Yes. It would be hard to call it a forest if there weren't trees.
Snowthief: They have forests underwater.
Snowdrunk: What?
Snowthief: Made of seaweed.
Snowthief: I seen a man drowned.
Snowthief: The seaweed grabbed 'im like hair from a drowned ghost.
Snowthief: Dragged 'im down.
Snowdrunk: Ok.
Adina: Anyway,
GodtenderBrown: Oooh! I'm good and spooked now!
We have traveled long, past many an ocean-ghost.
Listen, that kind of thing doesn't exist.

[LN2_FG_Outside::WesternOcean]
GodtenderBrown: My father was from over the western ocean.
SnowThief: So am I! Small world.
GodtenderBrown: ...is it?
SnowThief: What?
GodtenderBrown: I thought I recognized that voice.
SnowThief: No.
GodtenderBrown: DADDY!
Adina: No, he's not your father.
GodtenderBrown: DADDY'S COME BACK!
No, he really isn't your dad!
Uh, Archbishop Williams, will you council this confused man?

[LN2_FG_Outside::DoesntExist]
SnowThief: You're saying seaweed don't exist?
Adina: Yes, obviously that was what I was saying.
SnowThief: Well ok then, you're the expert on what exists.
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but we do not allow sarcasm on the Holy Mountain.
Snowdrunk: Great.
GodtenderBrown: What a cynical empire you must hail from.
Adina: Listen, if we lay down our sarcasm, our cynicism, our irony
Adina: may we cross over to see the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: Bring not one word of insincerity here!
GodtenderBrown: And you may pass. But watch yourself.
Adina: Thank you Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GhostOcean]
GodtenderBrown: I am afraid of ghosts
GodtenderBrown: and the ocean
GodtenderBrown: and horses, but I feel that's not relevant here.
Adina: Fair enough. Those are all scary things.
Adina: Even in my duties as an Empress,
Adina: the horrors of ghosts, the ocean, and horses.
Snowthief: The big three.
Snowdrunk: Horrifying.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: You have endured many terrors in your travels,
GodtenderBrown: but our shared fears can not harm us
GodtenderBrown: in the domain of the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HelpDad]
Snowdrunk: Why are you so ready to assume a stranger is your father?
Snowdrunk: It seems there's something there you need to deal with.
GodtenderBrown: Ever since daddy got kicked in the head by that horse
Snowthief: Do what now?
GodtenderBrown: daddy was always a trickster
GodtenderBrown: so maybe he isn't dead after all, and this is just the longest joke he ever pulled.
Adina: ...
Snowthief: That's commitment.
GodtenderBrown: But you're right.
GodtenderBrown: And all these years of waiting, and hoping, and hating all horses...
Adina: I feel like we've all learned something tonight.
Snowdrunk: Bless you, my children.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: You are a wise man, Archbishop Williams
GodtenderBrown: and you are an insightful Empress, Astra.
GodtenderBrown: you may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::NoDad]
GodtenderBrown: Daddy was such a trickster.
GodtenderBrown: Ever since the day he got kicked in the head by that horse
GodtenderBrown: I've hoped this was just a very, very long joke.
Snowthief: You're kidding!
GodtenderBrown: Naive, I know...
Snowthief: No, I mean my mother was kicked in the head by a horse!
GodtenderBrown: huh!
Adina: Guys, my sister was kicked in the head by a horse.
GodtenderBrown: Wow!
Snowdrunk: My uncle was killed when a statue of a badger fell on him!
Snowdrunk: But I guess that isn't relevant here.
Adina: We've all lost so much because of horses.
GodtenderBrown: We are bound together by it.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: This moment we have shared, it is precious to me.
GodtenderBrown: And I feel as though you are good people who hate horses.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornWhat]
GodtenderBrown: Glundinhorns hold the curse of eventual death for all who play them.
Adina: Wow.
GodtenderBrown: and extreme misfortune for all who hear them.
Snowblow: *Hoooooooooonk.*
Snowdrunk: Clearly.
And they let you play this in school?
But you're still alive?

[LN2_FG_Outside::PlaySchool1]
GodTenderBrown: They didn't discover the curse until after I had acheived wisdom.
GodTenderBrown: The year they did the all Gludinhorn Midsummer Chorale.
GodTenderBrown: And the school fell into the earth.
Adina: Oh my god!
Snowblow: *HONK!!!*
Snowdrunk: Yeah that'll be a curse alright.
GodtenderBrown: And now you are cursed, for you have heard the Gludinhorn!
GodtenderBrown: And your poor herald is cursed with eventual death!
Snowdrunk: Oh no. Not that.
Snowblow: *Hooooooooonk.*
GodtenderBrown: Oh Stanislaus Glundin! The pain your horn has caused!
Adina: Please allow us to seek the wisdom of the Forest God
Adina: in regards to the cursed misfortunes myself and Imperial Advisor Willaims now anticipate.
GodtenderBrown: We share a curse. How can I refuse.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::StillAlive1]
GodtenderBrown: The curse is eventual death. My days are numbered.
Adina: But that's...
Snowdrunk: That's just being mortal.
Snowblow: *Honk!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes, I'll never be immortal now.
Adina: Was that a possibility before?
GodtenderBrown: Who knows how these things work?
Snowdrunk: ...
GodtenderBrown: The boy who sat in front in of me in the ensemble
GodtenderBrown: He heard my Glundinhorn thrice weekely.
GodtenderBrown: He suffered great misfortune when his horse kicked my father in the head.
Adina: Good god!
GodtenderBrown: My father had played the GlundinHorn before me.
GodtenderBrown: Oh Stanislaus Glundin! The pain your horn has caused!
Adina: Please allow us to seek the wisdom of the Forest God
Adina: in regards to the cursed misfortunes myself and Imperial Advisor Willaims now anticipate.
GodtenderBrown: We share a curse. How can I refuse.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornWhat2]
GodtenderBrown: Glundinhorns hold the curse of eventual death for all who play them.
Adina: Really?
GodtenderBrown: and extreme misfortune for all who hear them.
Snowblow: *Hoooooooooonk.*
Snowthief: Shocking.
Yeah, you're kidding, right?
But you're still alive?

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornKidding]
GodtenderBrown: I would never kid about the curse that took daddy away.
Snowthief: ugh... "daddy"
Adina: I'm sorry to hear of your father's death, Godtender!
GodtenderBrown: It was his Gludinhorn that I played.
GodtenderBrown: We shared the doom of eventual death, which is something to share indeed.
Snowblow: *Hoooooonk.*
GodtenderBrown: But praise the Forest God. In the church I found a new family.
Snowblow: *Honk!*
Adina: That is lovely.
GodtenderBrown: I'm not seeking to replace my father, but I've made so many friends.
GodtenderBrown: Father Carmel, Father Perpa, Father Patience Forget-Not-God...
Adina: *urk*
Snowthief: I'm sorry can we talk about how no one should use the word "daddy"?
Adina: Godtender, in recognition of the family you find when your family is gone,
Adina: may we bring out cares and curses to the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: We share the curse of this horn, which has taken so much,
GodtenderBrown: and will take more still.
GodtenderBrown: you may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::StillAlive2]
GodtenderBrown: The dread curse of the Gludinhorn is the ever-present shadow of death
GodtenderBrown: and one day, perhaps tomorrow, perhaps when you are old
GodtenderBrown: it will find you.
SnowThief: How unnatural.
SnowHorn: *Hoooooonk.*
Adina: That's not really a curse in the classic sense.
GodtenderBrown: It kills you! How much worse can it be?
Adina: Were you expecting to live forever before you played the horn?
GodtenderBrown: Who knows, nothing is certain.
SnowThief: Well, at least one thing is.
GodtenderBrown: Someday we must all hear the horn, we who have heard the horn.
Adina: Godtender, may we bring our cares and curses to the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: We all share a doom. A horn-doom.
GodtenderBrown: How can I deny my doom-mates?
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HowHorn]
GodtenderBrown: Brass? Twisted around? Blow into one end?
Adina: That's most horns I think.
GodtenderBrown: Well, you can tell after the fact, because GludinHorns are cursed.
Snowhorn: *HONK?!*
Adina: What?!
GodtenderBrown: The Gludinhorn curses all who hear it to misfortune,
GodtenderBrown: and those who play it to eventual death.
Snowhorn: *Hooooooooonk.*
Adina: I don't think that'll be a problem here.
Snowdog: *Hooooooowl!*
GodtenderBrown: My father was a Gludinhorn player, as was I
GodtenderBrown: And now death lies in my future.
Adina: Isn't that the case for all of us?
GodtenderBrown: Who even knows what would have happened.
Adina: I have to say, probably death.
GodtenderBrown: Who even knows.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: We have so much in common.
GodtenderBrown: We are all cold, and all of us will someday die
GodtenderBrown: or in your case, suffer great misfortune.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::BodyDog]
GodtenderBrown: How does this relationship work?
Adina: He is highly intuitive.
Snowhorn: *HONK!*
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: No, he barks once for yes, and twice for no.
GodtenderBrown: Oh! Ask him a question!!!!
Adina: Um...
Adina: Clancy, will Godtender Brown allow us passage?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Hey, look!
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: What does this mean?
Adina: He's just excited.
GodtenderBrown: That is understandable.
GodtenderBrown: Are you excited to meet the Forest God, Clancy?
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Wait, that was twice for no, right?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
Adina: I think that makes it a double negative.
GodtenderBrown: He's not not excited to meet the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: Then I am not not not letting you pass!
Adina: So that's... a triple...
GodtenderBrown: No, I meant not not not not. Quadruple!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Can we pass?
GodtenderBrown: Your willingness to seek council among even the beasts
GodtenderBrown: says volumes about your wisdom and devotion to your people.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingBellWhenBridgeIsDone]
GodtenderBrown: Hello?
GodtenderBrown: Please do not unnecessarily ring the red bell!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderFail]
Adina: Hello!
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
GodtenderBrown: And who are you?
Adina: Adina! An astronomer! I seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, Adina, but the Forest God will not entertain you.
GodtenderBrown: Kings, emperors, ones of high import
GodtenderBrown: only those am I permitted to allow through.
Adina: But I'm important! I'm an... empress!
GodtenderBrown: I may wear a blindfold, but I can hear that you are alone.
GodtenderBrown: And no empress would travel alone.
GodtenderBrown: This is highly improper.
Adina: This is highly annoying.
GodtenderBrown: If you are indeed an empress, bring your entourage here
GodtenderBrown: and we shall discuss the situation.
GodtenderBrown: Until then, have a pleasant Longest Night!
Adina: ...thanks...
GodtenderBrown: I still can't hear your companions.
Adina: O-oh, they'll be right along in a minute...

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGPerceptive2]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Eimhin???
Snowthief: Oh yeah, this dog barks straight at god.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He was born with one ear that was white as the snow
Adina: and that's the ear he uses to hear the celestial realms.
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: Yeah, he's pretty-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!**
Snowdrunk: -great for a-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *woof!* *bark!* *woof!* *arf!* *woof!* *arf!* *bark!*
Snowthief: I am going to kick this mutt right off this cliff.
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Eimhin was just having an intuition!
Clancy is receiving a vision right this moment!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGBeastLanguage2]
GodtenderBrown: SIGNS AND WONDERS!!!!
Adina: When Clancy was but a child
Adina: He longed to bring peace to the beasts of the field.
Snowthief: Yep. Beasts of the field. That's what he did.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: And he was blessed with the ability to speak to them.
GodtenderBrown: Why does he not speak to us?
Snowthief: He's profoundly stupid?
Adina: Stupid with wisdom, that is!
GodtenderBrown: What?
He has forgotten how to speak, such is his dedication.
He is currently speaking to our Imperial Hound, Dart.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGForgotten2]
GodtenderBrown: WHAT DEVOTION!
Adina: He is a candidate for sainthood, where we come from.
Snowthief: It's a very low bar to hurdle.
GodtenderBrown: Beatification, while he yet lives?
GodtenderBrown: Who ever has heard of such a thing?
It's a special circumstance
He's not alive. He's a ghost

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDart2]
GodtenderBrown: Oh, you have a dog with you as well! I love dogs!
GodtenderBrown: Dart! Speak, Dart!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes Archbishop Clancy, I wish to speak with your dog!
Adina: Eimhin! Perhaps you could... ask Dart to speak?
Snowthief: Uuuuuuuuugghhhh.
GodtenderBrown: Speak, Dart!
Snowthief: Woof.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: Bark.
GodtenderBrown: Such spirit!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Snowthief: Arf.
GodtenderBrown: And yet I hear an unearned cynicism in his voice.
Adina: You are perceptive, Godtender!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Clancy is helping poor Dart turn his life around!
Snowthief: I was having such a great day, being dead...
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Adina: The air is very cold, may we pass through?
GodtenderBrown: Anyone with such a good-hearted, virtuous Archbishop
GodtenderBrown: and a dog of such moral fortitude and bravery
GodtenderBrown: must be worthy of inspection by the Forest God.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGIntuition2]
GodtenderBrown: Do tell, Williams!
Snowthief: The Archbishop says good job on letting us pass.
GodtenderBrown: But I haven't yet!
Adina: Yes, but the Archbishop is possessed of forsight!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He's very intuitive!
GodtenderBrown: But how does he know the future is certain?
Adina: He sees all possibilities and knows which one shall be!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: it is fated that you shall let us pass.
GodtenderBrown: I feel now like whatever happens is inevitable.
Adina: But you got a "good job" out of it!
GodtenderBrown: I hope this blessing will help me to understand this troubling idea.
Snowthief: Don't strain yourself.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: The intuitiveness of your companions has convinced me that you are worthy to pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGVision2]
GodtenderBrown: Archbishop Clancy, tell us what things you see!
Snowthief: uh
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Eimhin, care to translate?
Snowthief: Sure.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: "This blindfolded oaf"
GodtenderBrown: That's me! I am such an oaf!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: "should let the Empress pass"
GodtenderBrown: I can do that!
Adina: Excellent! Thank you!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: The vision continues!
Adina: um
Snowthief: "Beware the horn, beware the horse"?
Adina: What?
GodtenderBrown: What!?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: I think I actually had something there for a minute.
Adina: We must consign such wonders to the beasts.
Adina: The badgers. The stoats. The titmice. The bear-children.
GodtenderBrown: Amen.
GodtenderBrown: We witnessed a miracle, on Longest Night no less.
GodtenderBrown: You are most blessed, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass, and I ask that you leave some of that blessing here.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGGhostDog2]
GodtenderBrown: A GHOST?!?!?
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but this is too spooky for me.
Adina: No, don't go!
Adina: Damn it.
Snowthief: Wow. What a wuss.
Snowthief: Hey, you sure did screw that up!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Adina: Godtender Brown, are you there?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Are you afraid of one little saintly ghost?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Oh, won't you come back and let us through?
GodtenderBrown: Can you promise me that your ghost will not spook me?
Adina: What do you think, Eimhin?
SnowthiefBrown: Yeah I have my anti-spooking hat on or whatever.
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: I will let you pass, on the condition that no one gets spooked.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGCircumstance2]
Adina: He's the secret son of the king.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: So he's being fast-tracked to sainthood.
Snowthief: Seriously. Totally hecked up.
GodtenderBrown: That is unconscionable!
Adina: Hey, you don't have to convince me!
Snowthief: But listen, it's not his fault.
Adina: He's just a nice, sweet guy
Snowthief: Who barks at animals
Adina: ...and is thus my archbishop?
Snowthief: *sigh*
Adina: Can we pass now?
GodtenderBrown: Your dedication to this one barking holy man in your empire
GodtenderBrown: has convinced me that your heart is reverent and pure.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you so much!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.3]
Adina: That's a blindfold, right?
GodtenderBrown: It's a blinder.
Adina: Why do you wear it?
GodtenderBrown: Someone may steal the image of the Forest God
GodtenderBrown: from where it was reflected in my eyes
GodtenderBrown: and it would be a blasphemy to do such a thing.
Is that a common problem?
Aren't you worried about falling off this mountain?

[LN2_FG_Outside::FallingMountain]
GodtenderBrown: I walk by faith, and my steps are made sure by the Forest God.
Adina: Well, I guess you're still here.
GodtenderBrown: See?

[LN2_FG_Outside::CommonProblem]
GodtenderBrown: A wind demon once stole the reflection from a Godtender's Eyes.
GodtenderBrown: And placed it on the surface of a mirror.
GodtenderBrown: To convince a king that he was a god.
Adina: Why?
GodtenderBrown: The king jumped from a high tower, thinking he could fly.
GodtenderBrown: And the demon entered his broken body
GodtenderBrown: And ruled his kingdom for 99 years
GodtenderBrown: until he was driven out by Saint Balfa and the Charmed Goat.
Adina: So the wind demon was just a jerk then.
GodtenderBrown: It's a demon. What are you gonna do?

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.2]
Adina: Where is everyone?
GodtenderBrown: They are in the hills performing Longest Night services.
GodtenderBrown: They will be back by dawn.
Adina: Why aren't you with them?
GodtenderBrown: Oh, I don't have a congregation.
GodtenderBrown: It is my job to meet pilgrims at the chasm.
Adina: Godtender, can I ask a personal question?
GodtenderBrown: Of course.
What does all of this do for you?
Aren't you very, very, very cold?

[LN2_FG_Outside::EndDay1]

[LN2_FG_Outside::StevensonHead.1]
Adina: Oh no. Poor Stevenson...
Adina: Looks like this thing took a beating from something huge, so....
Adina: I wonder if there's a head in there?
Adina: ...
Adina: Not checking.
Mae: Why wouldn't she check?
Mae: I would.
Granddad: So would I.
Mae: If I ever find a body part on the ground
Mae: I am gonna poke it with a stick.
Granddad: Can't argue with you there.

[LN2_FG_Outside::StevensonHead.2]
Adina: Poor Stevenson.

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingBellDoNothing]

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D2.1]
Snowdrunk: Oh hello.
Adina: Hey! Thanks for helping me out back there!
Snowdrunk: Thanks for helping me get out of here.
Adina: How did you end up here, anyway?
Snowdrunk: He was dead.
Snowdrunk: I was drunk.
Snowdrunk: The frozen lake was east.
Snowdrunk: And then I was dead too.
Adina: Oh.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D2.2]
Snowdrunk: Kinda nice up here. Peaceful.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D3.1]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Oh, you're already gone, huh?
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: I hope you're going someplace better.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D3.2]
Adina: Thanks.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hey you!
Snowthief: Hey YOU!
Adina: So, who are you?
Snowthief: I was an exceptional thief.
Adina: How did you end up in the forest?
Snowthief: I was going to rob the Huncher.
Snowthief: She's been there forever.
Snowthief: She's got to have loads of priceless crap.
Adina: How did that go?
Snowthief: I remember reaching up, trying to grab the sun
Snowthief: as the snow covered me.
Snowthief: You do dumb half-asleep things when you die.
Adina: Huh.
Snowthief: There's your deep insight on the dying process.
Adina: Appreciate it.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D2.2]
Snowthief: I'm bored.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D3.1]
Snowthief: ...she's got it...
Adina: She's got what?
Snowthief: It was a lock and a key. Only one set like them.
Adina: Yeah?
Snowthief: ...
Adina: Hello?
Snowthief: ...

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D3.2]
Adina: thanks, thiefy.
Adina: i never said- thanks for the arm.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.4]
GodtenderBrown: The blessing of the Forest God goes with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::DoForYou]
GodtenderBrown: Hm.
Adina: Sorry, is that a weird question?
GodtenderBrown: No, not at all.
GodtenderBrown: I think it gives me a truth I can't find anywhere else.
GodtenderBrown: And one I have to find every day when I wake up.
GodtenderBrown: Like, it's there, but I don't have a map to it.
GodtenderBrown: and looking for it is where I find everything else.
Adina: Wait, but isn't the Forest God in there right now?
Adina: Where is the mystery in what you're looking for?
GodtenderBrown: The Forest God does not behave as I always expect
GodtenderBrown: and the difference between my expectations and reality
GodtenderBrown: is mystery enough.
Adina: Fair enough. Thank you.
GodtenderBrown: You are quite welcome.
GodtenderBrown: I can only hope that the Forest God may heal.

[LN2_FG_Outside::VeryVeryCold]
GodtenderBrown: ha ha ha ha ha!
GodtenderBrown: I am from the country of giants!
GodtenderBrown: I am wearing the thickest of coats
GodtenderBrown: and the warmest of our Godtender hats.
GodtenderBrown: there isn't a chill frosty enough to touch these bones.
Adina: ha ha ha. ok.
GodtenderBrown: Aren't you cold?
Adina: Yes. Freezing. Thanks.

[LN2_FG_Outside::CliffSkiJump]
Mae: And then she jumped over the kazm!
Granddad: It's "chasm", and no she didn't.
Mae: Why not?
Granddad: The gap was too wide. She would have never made it.
Mae: But she totally cou-
Granddad: That's not how it happened.
Mae: She jumped across!
Granddad: No she didn't.
Mae: She was an expert ski jumper. She could have made it across easily!
Granddad: She wasn't. They didn't have skiing back then.
Mae: What did they have?
Grandad: Slidey-snowshoes.
Mae: She jumped across with her slidey-snowshoes!
Granddad: Mae.
Mae: Granddad.
Granddad: Anyway...
Mae: She jumped across anyway!
Granddad: No, the gap was too wide.
Mae: No it wasn't! I can see it.
Granddad: Well I can see it too and it's my story.
Mae: If you can say she couldn't I can say she could!
Granddad: Ugggggh....
Mae: She jumped because it's my story now!
Granddad: Ok then. She jumped across
Granddad: and I don't know what happened after that.
Mae: Aw.
Granddad: I thought it was your story now?
Mae: Well...
Granddad: Maybe the story is both of ours?
Mae: That sounds good.
Granddad: How about we work together?
Mae: Ok.
Granddad: So anyway, she couldn't jump over the cliff...
Mae: FIIIIIIIIIIINE.
Mae: And then... oh right. She didn't jump.
Granddad: Thank you, Mae.

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hey cat. Figured I'd see you here.
TreeCat: You figured right.
Adina: You figured wrong.
TreeCat: How's that?
Adina: I didn't die in there.
TreeCat: So you didn't.
TreeCat: But then again, I've never died in there either.
TreeCat: So pardon me if I'm not overly impressed you did it once.
Adina: You are such an ass.
TreeCat: You certainly caused a lot of trouble tonight.
Adina: I didn't mean to. Just passing through.
TreeCat: Isn't that always the way.
I have to go now.
So who are you, really?

[LN2_FrozenLake::Astronomer]
Astronomer: You know, I doubted you would make it.
Adina: A promise is a promise.
Astronomer: How is home?
Adina: Same as ever. Colder now of course.
Adina: The sheep shut down the 5th street bridge again on Longest Night eve.
Astronomer: Ha ha ha!
Adina: The farmers were there all day trying to pull them off.
Astronomer: Have they figured out why they keep doing that?
Adina: No one has a clue.
Astronomer: Hm.
Adina: I know you can't stay long.
Astronomer: I can't. So ask.
Adina: Ok, did you find the ghost star?
Astronomer: I did, my first night dead.
Astronomer: It's there.
Adina: Oh my god.
Astronomer: Something like that.
Astronomer: Will you remember where that is?
Adina: Yes.
Adina: It's funny.
Astronomer: What is?
Adina: It's always been there.
Adina: I just had no way of seeing it.
Astronomer: You still can't, not really.
Astronomer: But you can chart where it is.
Astronomer: That's something at least.
Adina: Wow.
Adina: I feel like just a few feet away
Adina: there's this thing, bigger than I can think about,
Adina: burning away. Exploding.
Adina: And between us is this sheet of black.
Adina: And when I think about it I feel like I'm going to overflow.
Astronomer: I think about this a lot these days.
Astronomer: We devote ourselves to something we barely understand,
Astronomer: something we can never touch.
Astronomer: We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so.
Astronomer: All of it creates this connection.
Astronomer: And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch.
Astronomer: You appreciate those connections even more after you've died.
Adina: I'm gonna miss you all over again now.
Astronomer: Well, on the bright side, you got a star out of it.
Adina: That's something, at least.
Astronomer: Ha ha ha.
Astronomer: Pretty amazing to be something, at least.
Adina: Yeah.
Astronomer: Goodbye, Astronomer.
Adina: Goodbye, Astronomer.
Granddad: The End.
Mae: What constellation was it?
Granddad: No one knows. It's lost to history.
Mae: Did this really happen?
Granddad: Does it matter if it really happened?
Mae: I think it does.
Granddad: Well, we'll never know.
Granddad: But hearing it happened to you.
Granddad: And that's something.
Mae: Something something something.
Mae: I want to find that constellation.
Granddad: Go outside some night and find it.
Granddad: and tell me where it is, ok?
Mae: *yawn*
Granddad: You look tuckered out, kid.
Mae: I am.
Granddad: I'll leave you to it.
Granddad: sweet dreams, kiddo.
Mae: zzz

[LN2_FrozenLake::GoodbyeTreeCat]
Adina: I need to get going.
TreeCat: The Huncher, her child, the Forest God- those aren't your business.
Adina: I know.
TreeCat: Leave all of that here. You were in their forest.
Adina: I'm an astronomer.
Adina: It may be their forest, but it's under my sky.
TreeCat: ha ha ha. i bet that sounded great in your head.
Adina: It sounded great when I said it, asscat.
TreeCat: Goodbye, Adina The Astronomer. Good luck.
Adina: Goodbye, Cat. Happy Longest Night.

[LN2_FrozenLake::WhoIsTreeCat]
TreeCat: Pardon?
Adina: You some magical cat? Cat god? Cat wizard? Something?
TreeCat: I'm just a cat.
TreeCat: I live near the woods.
TreeCat: I like shiny things.
TreeCat: And I listen.
Adina: Oh.
TreeCat: Your turn. Who are you?
I'm an astronomer.
I'm a survivor.

[LN2_FrozenLake::ImAnAstronomer]
Adina: I'm here because there's something missing in the sky.
Adina: And this is where I'll find it.
TreeCat: Are you sure?
Adina: At this point I'm so exhausted and cold
Adina: that I can't afford to not be sure.
TreeCat: That's either very sad or very beautiful.
Adina: It's very true.
Adina: I'm freezing.
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::ImASurvivor]
Adina: Where I come from, where I was tonight.
Adina: I've survived.
TreeCat: Survival is good.
TreeCat: Steal Everything. Never get caught.
TreeCat: Eat rats. Find the warmest barn.
Adina: Not how I'd put it, but yes.
TreeCat: How would you put it?
Adina: Just get through the damn forest.
Adina: I like the stars. They're out there hanging in black.
Adina: Mawkish, yeah.
Adina: The darker it gets...
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat_A1D3.2]
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::AstronomerA]
Adina: Travis?!? What are *you* doing here?
Astronomer: How do you even know who I am?
Mae: And then Travis told her off...
Granddad: Who's Travis?
Mae: This really annoying kid at school.
Granddad: Why would this Travis character exist in the past?
Mae: Because he stole a time machine.
Granddad: Right, right.
Mae: Anyways, so then Travis said...
Astronomer: ...I stole a time machine and that's why I'm here to annoy you.
Adina: O-okay.
Astronomer: So. You should be annoyed.
Adina: Yeah. You're pretty annoying.
Adina: Welp.
Astronomer: Have a good one.
Adina: cya later

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat]
TreeCat: Talk to me again.

[LN2_FrozenLake::InitLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::ApproachHuncherDoor]
HuncherOutside: Who's that walking on my porch?
Adina: Hello?
HuncherOutside: Oh girl, it's all over now.

[LN2_Huncher::InitLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::ApproachHuncherInside]
HuncherInside: There are old bodies in the north.
HuncherInside: Where the ground never thaws.
HuncherInside: Frozen in the dirt and ice for millenia.
HuncherInside: In some of them there is a sickness against which we are no longer strong.
HuncherInside: Someday the earth will warm, and the ice will melt.
HuncherInside: And that sickness will finish the work on us
HuncherInside: that began when we were first born.
Adina: ...
HuncherInside: [shake=.02]KID! Will you please stop that honking?[/shake]
HuncherKid: Nope.
HuncherInside: Fine, kid, fine.
HuncherInside: I'm going to leave you where they'll never find you.
HuncherKid: Ha ha ha.
I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherStop]
HuncherInside: Stop.
Adina: UGHK!
Adina: I can't move. This hurts. Stop.
HuncherInside: Come no closer.
HuncherInside: Stop.
Adina: UGHK!

[LN2_Huncher::AngryHuncherFix]
Adina: !!!
Adina: Here she comes...
Adina: I need somewhere to hide!
Adina: To the brambles!
Adina: Ready!
HuncherOutside: Damn Squirrels!
HuncherOutside: Damn Squirrels won't take a break.
HuncherOutside: Squirrels?
HuncherOutside: Squirrels.
HuncherOutside: North wind, black wind, wolf in the dark!
HuncherOutside: Ugh, this weather never behaves.
HuncherOutside: Gotta say the whole damn thing every time.
HuncherOutside: Blue fire in the north! I have discovered your secret name!
HuncherOutside: I have buried it deep in the earth, and upon it built a house!
HuncherOutside: You must obey this house!
HuncherOutside: Now, blow west!
HuncherOutside: Ok, that's done.

[LN2_Huncher::PlayerCaught]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.015]Down you go![/all]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.015]Stay off my porch![/shake]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.02]Accept it! You're freezing in the brambles tonight![/shake]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.02]Get away![/shake]

[LN2_Huncher::CleanUpHuncher]

[LN2_Huncher::NeedSpecialKeyItem]
Adina: There was something in that house. If I was just quick enough...
Adina: Need something special for this.
Adina: Oh god, I have to get back into that house.
Adina: This is the worst Longest Night ever.

[LN2_Huncher::Snowproblem]
Snowproblem: ...

[LN2_Huncher::NeedFrozenLake]
HuncherInside: When you're out there tonight, freezing,
HuncherInside: will you look for my ring?
HuncherInside: Once something's down in the brambles I can never see it.
HuncherKid: I found your ring last week.
HuncherInside: Oh! So you did.
HuncherInside: It's my second most prized possession.
HuncherInside: I keep the most prized in a shrine, so precious is it to me.
HuncherInside: And so painful. We have to keep the precious and painful close.
Adina: I feel like we keep getting off-track here.
HuncherInside: *sniff sniff*
HuncherInside: I can smell the Forest God's blessing on you.
HuncherInside: If you knew anything you'd wash until it came off with your skin.
HuncherInside: When you leave, you're going down into the brambles like all the others.
HuncherInside: When I have to go outside to fix the weather
HuncherInside: because the weathervane got knocked around, AGAIN...
HuncherKid: It's a really stupid system you have going there.
HuncherInside: ...when I got out to do that
HuncherInside: I'll look out on the hollow, and nothing will be stirring.
HuncherInside: And that will be what happened to you.
Adina: Why don't you just kill me now, then?
HuncherInside: Because of that smell.

[LN2_Huncher::InterruptingSomething]
HuncherInside: I think you know the answer. You just showed up.
HuncherInside: Ugh, we all just show up.
HuncherInside: Staying is the problem.
HuncherInside: But you won't have to worry about that.
HuncherInside: Will you?
Is that an extremely vague threat?
Actually, I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::VagueThreat]
HuncherKid: Her? Vague threats?
HuncherInside: Oh, I'll get specific with you, kid.
HuncherInside: I'm going to bury your pieces in a lonely hollow.
HuncherInside: Not even bury them! I didn't bury the last one.
HuncherInside: And SHE did chores!
HuncherInside: Your family will never find you.
HuncherKid: Oh no. Not that.
Is this your normal dynamic?
*AHEM.* I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::NormalDynamic]
HuncherInside: This is the dynamic of everything.
HuncherInside: No different for her.
HuncherInside: They didn't even give you a name back at the sawmill, did they, kid?
HuncherInside: Just kid?
HuncherKid: Excuse me, the full name was Sawmill Kid.
HuncherInside: Well, now you're just kid.
Adina: They didn't name you?
HuncherKid: ...
HuncherInside: You never realize how little and how much you need a name
HuncherInside: until they refuse you your's.
Adina: Huh.
Adina: I'm sorry to keep steering us back to this,
Adina: but I must reach the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.1]
HuncherInside: What are you, anyway?
Adina: I'm an astronomer. Former apprentice.
Adinda: First in my observatory, actually.
HuncherInside: Oh honey, all of those stars in your head.
HuncherInside: They will go out like candles tonight.
Adina: What are you?
HuncherInside: The Forest God isn't really a god.
HuncherInside: I am twice their size.
HuncherInside: I am twice as real.
HuncherInside: Honestly, whoever you are, even you're twice as real as they are.
Adina: Adina. Adina Astra.
HuncherInside: A ridiculous name. You named yourself. I can tell.
HuncherInside: ... just the last part.
HuncherInside: Now, what would make a little girl change her last name?
Adina: Nothing you'd understand.
HuncherInside: You don't know a thing about it. I came from somewhere.
HuncherInside: As did the woman before me.
HuncherInside: And we found the cabin, and I fed the oven.
HuncherInside: And we survived, and then I survived.
HuncherInside: And the quarrel with the Forest God went on for centuries.
HuncherInside: Until it ended. Quite recently.
HuncherKid: Well-
HuncherInside: SHUT IT, KID.
HuncherInside: I swear if I wasn't physically present in here she'd talk about anything.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.2]
Adina: Are you a witch?
HuncherInside: What is a witch? You mean the women in the woods?
HuncherInside: A man in the woods is a hermit or a woodsman or a huntsman.
HuncherInside: They didn't have a name for women who weren't where they should be.
HuncherInside: So they stole a name they feared and hated
HuncherInside: and pressed it onto us.
HuncherKid: Onto you. The word they use for girls like me is "kidnapped".
HuncherInsdie: *sigh*
HuncherInside: This one. Every day, I swear.
HuncherInside: Won't do chores.
HuncherInside: Back-sass. Sass-mouth.
Adina: Why not send her back where she came from?
HuncherInside: That is the one question to which I have no answer.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.3]
HuncherInside: We're done talking.
HuncherInside: I'm sorry, Adina Astra.
HuncherInside: I know you wanted to live
HuncherInside: But I've taken that future from you
HuncherInside: And it's mine now.
HuncherInside: And you can't take it back.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherSisterConvo]
Snowproblem: What? No. No.
Snowproblem: *cough* *cough* *cough*
Snowproblem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HuncherOutside: What is this?
HuncherOutside: Oh. Oh god. No.
HuncherOutside: Girl, what have you done?
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]You... you watched it happen![/all]
HuncherSisterGhost:{width=8} [wave][size=.75]YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHED![/all]
HuncherOutside: It wasn't me! It was this place!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]It was the oven. It was what you became.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I didn't get to choose what happened to me!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I was so cold. I was so afraid.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I had to survive!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]and I did not.[/all]
Adina: What is this? Who are you?
HuncherOutside: Don't you dare speak, you waste of a girl.
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I was her twin! We fled into the woods, identical in all things[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]except one.[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]When she pulled my body from the water[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]the only part of me she kept[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]was the tattoo.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I've kept it close to me all down the centuries.
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I believed in some idea of you...[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]that is as long dead as i am now.[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]but you survived.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I... I...
Adina: Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for this.
HuncherOutside: Get out.
Adina: I'm sorry!!! I never meant to-
HuncherOutside:{width=8, angryWobble=5} [shake=.05]GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT![/shake]
Mae:...
Granddad: Yes, Mae?
Mae: What is this story about?
Granddad: What do you want it to be about?
Mae: If I get to choose what it's about, it's not about anything.
Granddad: Huh. That's quite a statement.
Mae: I'm really smart.
Granddad: Well you came up with that plan to rob banks
Granddad: so clearly you're onto something.
Mae: I want to know what this is about.
Granddad: I think you have to figure that out on your own.
Mae: ...
Mae: I don't like that.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherKid.1]
Adina: I can get you out of here.
HuncherKid: You can't even get yourself out of here.
HuncherKid: I can barely get out of the attic
HuncherKid: and away from that extremely creepy shrine.
Adina: It's not safe for you here.
HuncherKid: Did you know, I made that poison and she never even thanked me?
HuncherKid: She'll take all the credit for it!
Adina: what?
HuncherKid: I know, right?
HuncherKid: Murdering a god isn't something you want to let someone else take credit for.
Adina: Oh my god.
Adina: I thought you were...
HuncherKid: I'm going to survive.
HuncherKid: Nobody who would know I'm gone is anyone I'd want to find me.
Adina: I need to go.

[LN2_Huncher::EnterLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherKid.2]
HuncherKid: Get away if you can.

[LN2_Huncher::SnowmanBuildSpot]
Adina: The huncher is about!
Adina: Hm.
Adina: Should probably check that house first.
Adina: Ok, time to build.
Adina: Some of that weird snow is way up in the trees.
Adina: Need a good strong wind.
Adina: Ha ha ha. Just need to control the wind is all. Simple.

[LN2_Huncher::PlayerReactionToGettingCaught]
Adina: Ugh.
Adina: I am not going to die here tonight.
Adina: I'm just not.
Adina: I need to see what's in this hollow.
Adina: I need to get into that house.
Adina: Ok, let's go.
Adina: I'm so cold. So cold.
Adina: No.
Adina: I'm an Astronomer.
Adina: Those are my skies, damn it.
Adina: I'm gonna survive this.
Adina: She seems distracted by that weather thing.
Adina: Maybe... hmm...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.1]
Adina: Hello?
CoffinWolf: Hello! Interested in a coffin?
Adina: Uh.
In the short term?
In the long run?

[LN2_LostWoods::ShortTerm]
CoffinWolf: You never know!
CoffinWolf: These are hard times
CoffinWolf: and these woods will take your life.
Adina: You are the second person who lives here to tell me I'm going to die here.
Adina: You're still alive.
CoffinWolf: You can get out pretty easily, heading west.
CoffinWolf: The problem is getting through, to the east.

[LN2_LostWoods::LongRun]
CoffinWolf: These are hard times. The days are short and the nights are long.
CoffinWolf: And the winter lasts forever.
Adina: Meaning?
CoffinWolf: Meaning you have a bright future in being a lump in a snowbank
Coffinwolf: if you keep heading east.
CoffinWolf: So head west. West is home.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf1Join]
Adina: Well, east is where I'm going, so...
CoffinWolf: The trees here move. They'll confuse your path.
CoffinWolf: They bend to the powers of the God of This Forest
Coffinwolf: and [speed=.5][shake=.02]The Huncher[/all] herself.
CoffinWolf: And you'll never obtain their permission to pass.
Adina: So this is why you're trying to sell me a coffin?
CoffinWolf: I provide a service- if you pay me now, I will collect your remains and bring them back to your relations.
Adina: You charge in advance for this?
CoffinWolf: I can't really charge any other time.
Adina: Oh. Right.
Adina: Well, I don't have any money.
CoffinWolf: Eh-eh. No coffin for you then.
CoffinWolf: And your ghost will be quite unhappy.
Adina: Whatever.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.2]
Adina: What'd you say about my ghost?
CoffinWolf: Those that die here, stay here. Their ghosts lie frozen until disturbed.
Adina: Oh.
CoffinWolf: All that's left of them are lumps in the snow and the things they brought with them
CoffinWolf: gathering frost.
CoffinWolf: Oh what those ghosts could tell us in these hard times.
Adina: Can I have a drink of something?
CoffinWolf: No.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.3]
CoffinWolf: You let the cold in every time you open the door, you know.

[LN2_LostWoods::PassTreeSecondTime]
Mae: What did you say?
Granddad: Adina could see something up in the branches. Something that didn't belong.
Mae: She should climb up and get it and stop standing there like a lump.
Granddad: A lump?
Mae: Yeah she's lumping around and she should climb a tree.
Granddad: Adina wasn't much of a climber, so she had to improvise...

[LN2_LostWoods::Lost]
Mae: Was she LOST?
Granddad: She sure was! No matter how far she walked, she was never far from the forest's edge.
Mae: THAT'S WEIRD!
Granddad: These were no normal woods. These were magic woods.
Mae: That's dumb.
Granddad: These were the dangerous kind of magic woods.
Mae: Oh ok that sounds cool.
Mae: How did she get through???
Granddad: Well, maybe she needed some directions.
Mae: Aw but who from? She all alone.
Granddad: When you don't have any friends, you have to make them.

[LN2_LostWoods::NeedSnowmen]
Granddad: That snow from the tree?
Granddad: It was special snow.
Mae: How do you figure?
Granddad: Well, if you knew just where to build it,
Granddad: you could make one hell of a snowman from that snow.
Mae: That's it? That's not special.
Granddad: You're a tough audience, kid.
Mae: JUST TELL A BETTER STORY!
Granddad: I could read you Charity Bearity Learns To Shareity again.
Mae: No, she is the woooooooorst!
Granddad: Ok, then, listen...

[LN2_LostWoods::FirstSnowmanBuilt]
Snowman0:{angryWobble=5} AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Adina: OH MY GOD!
Snowman0:{angryWobble=7} WHAT AM I?!?!?!
Adina: [shake=.01]WHAT'S HAPPENING???[/shake]
Snowman0:{angryWobble=10} WHAT AM I?!?!?!?!
Adina: [shake=.05]HELP!!![/shake]

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.1]
Adina: Are you ok?
Snowman0: what am i
Adina: You're a snowman?
Snowman0: i'm just water and garbage!
Adina: How are you talking?
Snowman0: i don't know what anything
Adina: You wouldn't happen to know how to find the Forest God, would you?
Snowman0: there's nothing about me that isn't forest and sky
Adina: That's like a poem.
Snowman0:{angryWobble=5} WHAT AM I
Adina: You're like a poem!
Snowman0:{angryWobble=15} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.2]
Adina: So you're what, a ghost?
Snowman0: no ghost
Adina: Wait, you are no ghost or you have no ghost?
Snowman0: what am i

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.3]
Adina: How's it going?
Snowman0: [speed=.1][size=.5]what is going[/all]
Adina: Ok then.

[LN2_LostWoods::AfterFirstSnowman]
Mae: This snowman is no help!
Granddad: Well, if at first you don't succeed...
Mae: Kill it! And make a better one!
Granddad: Well ok, you got that partly right.
Mae: Which part?
Granddad: Listen up and I'll tell you...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D2]
CoffinWolf: Please leave. You've misused the oven.
CoffinWolf: Hello, can I interest you in a- WHAT IS THAT?
It's an arm. Goodbye now!
I need to borrow your stove...

[LN2_LostWoods::Stove]
CoffinWolf: Wait, what are you doing?
Adina: Putting this skeleton arm in your stove.
CoffinWolf: Um, no? No you're not!
Adina: [size=.75]Ssssh.[/size]
Adina: It is done.
CoffinWolf: That is [shake=.1]messed up.[/shake]
Adina: You're telling me.
CoffinWolf: Please leave now.

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hello!
King: Ho there traveler!
Advisor: Hello!
Knight: Hrmphm
King: What is your business here tonight?
I'm going to the Frozen Lake
Not much, you?

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.2]
Adina: So is this your land?
King: ...
Advisor:...
Knight: ...mrphrb phhrhvph...
Adina: I was just saying, because you're a king and all.
King: I may be a king.
Advisor: You may be!
King: But there are kings and there are gods.
Advisor: Yes yes.
Adina: Oh.
King: And as king I granted these lands to Baroness Lalopsey.
Advisor: And she sure did die!
King: Sure did!
Advisor: Lalopsey Manor's gone all weird now!
King: Sure has!
Advisor: Last spring travelers saw this pale thing come out of the bog there and-
King: Well, let's head out! Miles to go, men. Miles to go.

[LN2_LostWoods::SkeletonArm]
Adina: Oh ok. That's a good omen I'm sure.
Adina: ...
Adina: Crap almighty.
Adina: Hey skeleton.

[LN2_LostWoods::PickupSkeletonArm]
Adina: Well, I need an arm.
Adina: And that's an arm.
Adina: If I'm lucky, this skeleton is a criminal.
Adina: Was.
Adina: ...
Adina: This used to be alive.
Adina: Now I just need to find a fire to stick it in.
Adina: [size=.65]OH GOD.[/size]
Adina: It's cold.

[LN2_LostWoods::Leave]
CoffinWolf: Goodbye!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.1]
Adina: Hello?
Snowacle: Hello.
Adina: Are you ok?
Snowacle: Well, just before now I was dead.
Snowacle: And I'm still dead. So there's that.
Adina: Oh. Sorry.
Snowacle: Maybe this means I can leave these woods...
Snowacle: and go wherever dead people go?
Adina: Is that how that works?
Snowacle: I think I was in some sort of a daze.
Snowacle: And this woke me up.
Adina: If you want to return the favor, I need some help.
Snowacle: I can tell your fortune, I can contact the dead...
Adina: I need to find the Forest God. I need to get through the woods.
Snowacle: Oh, well the first part's easy enough.
Snowacle: Find the shrine and say North's Canticle.
What is that?
I wasn't a churchgoer...{width=8}

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1]
ShrineMouse: Pilgrim!
Adina: Hello, you!
ShrineMouse: I'm Father Patience Forget-Not-God.
Adina: WOW. That is a name.
ShrineMouse: It was gifted me when I was ordained.
Adina: What was your name before?
ShrineMouse: Butchie Mudd.
Adina: Ok, that's a change.
ShrineMouse: Do you wish to say a prayer at this
ShrineMouse: the shrine of Saint Orolony
ShrineMouse: who, beloved of the Forest God,
ShrineMouse: was shown the way to the chasm and the red bell
ShrineMouse: and into his holy mountain?
Adina: You said that all without taking a breath!

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D2]

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D3]

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.2]
Adina: Who are you?
Adina: I mean, are you a ghost?
Snowacle: I don't know?
Adina: Who were you before?
Snowacle: I was a fortune teller, and a medium.
Adina: A real one?
Snowacle: Real enough.
Adina: See, I found this thing in a tree, and then I knew I had to build you here, somehow.
Snowacle: In seances we would often hold an object of importance to the deceased.
Adina: Did it work?
Snowacle: Well enough.
Snowacle: As for why here, well...
Snowacle: Sometimes a grave is the best place to contact the dead.
Adina: Oh god is this your grave?
Snowacle: Not mine. It appears to be someone's final resting place.
Adina: Who buries people way out here?
Snowacle: The snow.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D2.1]
Snowacle: Whoa, keep that away. I don't want to melt.
Snowacle: Alright, you've got a frozen arm.
Snowacle: From somewhere.
Snowacle: Or someone.
Snowacle: I'm not going to ask.
Adina: Now I have to set this arm on fire.
Snowacle: Thanks for the update.
Snowacle: Good luck!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.3]
Adina: Hey there... you ok?
Adina: I didn't have a chance to ask about you
Adina: and how you got here.
Snowacle: I think I'm gone...
Snowacle: I can hardly hear you...
Adina: Oh.
Snowacle: Yes.
Adina: Thank you so much.
Adina: You saved my life, fortune-teller.
Snowacle: I was a real one, you know.
Snowacle: it was real to me
Snowacle: even if
Snowacle: my sister, in the walls
Snowacle: ...
Adina: Hello?
Adina: Goodbye.

[LN2_LostWoods::NeedKeyItem]
Adina: Hm. I think I need something special for this one.
Adina: Otherwise I'm just bringing more screaming forest ice-babies into the world.
Adina: And that's no good.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hey Sticky!
Snowman0: what is sticky
Adina: I named you Sticky.
Adina: Because of-
Snowman0: stick-y
Adina: -the sticks.
Snowman0: STICK-y.
Adina: yep.
Snowman0: why is stick-y

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D3]
Snowman0: ...
Adina: Are you gone already, Sticky?
Snowman0: ...
Adina: I'm sorry, Sticky.

[LN2_LostWoods::EnterLevel]

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleCanticle]
Snowacle: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Snowacle: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Snowacle: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Snowacle: "God of The forest, carry us."
Adina: Where did you learn that?
Snowacle: We only said it in church twice a week
Snowacle: and also five times a day.
Snowacle: Didn't you?
Adina: I'm not from around here.
Snowacle: Once I wasn't either.
Snowacle: Listen, I still have some remnant of my sensitivities.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: If you're lost, I can try to point you in the right direction.
Adina: Thanks!

[LN2_LostWoods::Churchgoer]
Snowacle: Oh you little heathen!
Snowacle: A girl after my own heart. Eh heh heh.
Adina: Do you know it?
Snowacle: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Snowacle: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Snowacle: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Snowacle: "God of The forest, carry us."
Adina: And people say that?
Snowacle: Several times a day in this country.
Adina: Hm.
Snowacle: Listen, I still have some remnant of my sensitivities.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: If you're lost, I can try to point you in the right direction.
Adina: Thanks!

[LN2_LostWoods::KingNotMuch]
King: We're doing much!
Advisor: Come with us, we can do much!
Knight: ...mrph phr phrmpt...
King: Right you are, Stevenson! She can't come with us!
Advisor: You're right! Ha ha ha ha!
Adina: Big plans, then?
King: We have our agenda for an audience with the Forest God!
Advisor: We have the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]severed arm of a criminal![/all]
Do I want to know why you have someone's arm!
Well, that sounds- WAIT, an arm?!

[LN2_LostWoods::KingFrozenLake1]
King: Well, that's a coincidence! So are we!
Advisor: Blessed meeting!
Adina: Do you know the way through the woods?
King: We surely do! We are bound for an audience with the Forest God!
Advisor: And after that we have an arm, [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]and fire to light it![/all]
What did you say you were going to set on fire?
Are you going to find The Hunch.. wait, an arm? What?

[LN2_LostWoods::WhatFire]
King: The [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]arm of a dead criminal![/all]
Advisor: Donated, of course.
Knight: ...hrmmphhr...
King: Ha ha ha!
Advisor: Oh Stevenson.
Adina: And you're going to [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]set it on fire?[/all]
King: Yes!
Advisor: And it will light the way to the Huncher's Hollow!
Adina: Ugh this forest.
Adina: Well, best of luck!
King: Best of luck to everyone!
Advisor: Even you! We have enough luck to go around

[LN2_LostWoods::Market]
CoffinWolf: Back to buy a coffin?
Adina: No, just getting warm.
CoffinWolf: I'm going to start charging for that.
Adina: If I don't have any money for a coffin
Adina: why would I have money standing by your stove?
CoffinWolf: I dunno, let's ask the free market.
Coffinwolf: There goes all of my heat again, right out the door.
Adina: Sorry.

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineNo]
Adina: Not right now, thanks!
ShrineMouse: Go in the peace of the God of the Forest, my child.

[LN2_LostWoods::PrayerClueless]
ShrineMouse: You may recite when ready.
Gracious Tree Lord, Leafy And Barked
Exalted Bear Enthroned Above
Enchanted Deer Monster, Hoofy In The Night

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrinePass]
Adina: Um... hello?
TreeCat: 'Evening.
Adina: Hey, didn't I see you before?
TreeCat: Hm?
Adina: Outside the forest?
TreeCat: No.
Adina: I think I did. But you didn't have a hat.
TreeCat: Couldn't be me. I do have a hat.
Adina: Hm.
Adina: Wasn't there a mouse here a minute ago?
TreeCat: Yep.
Adina: Did you eat it?
TreeCat: No. He just gave me his hat.
Adina: Oh.
Adina: Where is...
Adina: OH MY GOD.
Adina: YOU ATE FATHER PATIENCE FORGET-NOT-GOD?!
TreeCat: No. He left.
Adina: YOU'RE WEARING HIS LITTLE HAT!
TreeCat: He gave me his hat.
Adina: ...
TreeCat: I feel so official.
Adina: I hate you.
Treecat: You got a prayer for me, Pilgrim?
Adina: Wait, why do you need to hear this?
TreeCat: It's not for me. It's for the shrine.
TreeCat: It's not for me or the mouse. It's for the shrine.
Adina: Hm.
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]
"In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Listen, do we have to do this?

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1.2]
ShrineMouse: My wandering child! Are you here to say a prayer?
Why yes, I am!
No, not right now

[LN2_LostWoods::DeerMonster]
ShrineMouse: D...
ShrineMouse: Deer...
ShrineMouse: MONSTER?!?!?!
Adina: Ok I'll admit that one was a total guess.
ShrineMouse: You clearly have not known our Forest God.
Adina: Listen, I'm not from around here, and-
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::BearEnthroned]
ShrineMouse: BEAR?
Adina: I figured the forest god was maybe a giant bear?
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no mere bear.
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no bear at all.
Adina: Oh.
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::TreeLord]
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no tree!!!!
Adina: I thought that, you know, because of the forest...
ShrineMouse: No tree can be a god!
Adina: I'm not following this line of logic.
Adina: So what *can* be a god?
ShrineMouse: Not a tree, obviously!
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::PrayerClueless2]
ShrineMouse: You may recite when ready.
Wolf! Wolf! Thrice Wolf!
Sweetest Baby Moose, Oh Gentle Moose
Wooly Cat Of The North, Hear My Petition

[LN2_LostWoods::WolfWolfWolf]
ShrineMouse: Wolf? Wolf? Wolf?
Adina: Wrong?
ShrineMouse: Have you ever prayed before?
Adina: Kinda?
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::SweetBabyMoose]
ShrineMouse: I'm not sure where to even begin.
Adina: Please don't judge my personal faith.
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::WoolyCat]
ShrineMouse: THE FOREST GOD IS NO FILTHY CAT!
Adina: Oh no?
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1.3]
ShrineMouse: My child, have you learned yet how to pray?
...no...

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineWarp]
Mae: So those snowthings are ghosts?
Granddad: Well, they have ghosts in them.
Mae: Are there ghosts?
Granddad: What do you think?
Mae: No, what do you think?
Granddad: Well, I think sometimes people stay with you long after they're gone.
Mae: Is grandma a ghost now?
Granddad: Ha ha ha. On the best days, yes.
Mae: I don't want you to ever be a ghost.
Granddad: Oh Mae, I'll be around to see your own kids.
Mae: No you won't.
Granddad: Well Mae, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Mae: No, I mean I don't ever want kids ever.
Mae: I want two big wooly barn cats and an old hound dog.
Mae: and we'll all howl at the moon!
Granddad: Never change, Mae.

[LN2_LostWoods::InTheirWings]
TreeCat: Continue.
"All things die, Be at peace!"
Is the Forest God only God when I'm in the Forest?

[LN2_LostWoods::HaveToDoThis]
TreeCat: You need to see the Forest God.
Adina: Yes.
TreeCat: This is how you see the Forest God.
TreeCat: Or try to, at least.
Adina: Try to?
TreeCat: That old thing doesn't see just anyone anymore.
TreeCat: Those days are gone.
Adina: So I just need to say the words?
TreeCat: No one knows what you mean, they just know what you say.
Adina: Fine, then.
Adina: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"

[LN2_LostWoods::OnlyGod]
TreeCat: This forest stretches from the hills below
TreeCat: over the mountains
TreeCat: and up to where they have to build a bonfire
TreeCat: to thaw the earth enough
TreeCat: to bury the dead.
Adina: Wow.
TreeCat: God of this forest is god enough.
Adina: Noted.
Adina: ok...um...
Adina: "All things die, Be at peace!"

[LN2_LostWoods::AllThingsDie]
TreeCat: Continue.
"Cease all care, They are coming."
Why are you helping me?

[LN2_LostWoods::CeaseAllCare]
TreeCat: Continue.
"God of The forest, carry us."
Should I be feeling something?

[LN2_LostWoods::HelpingMe]
TreeCat: Who says I'm helping you?
TreeCat: I'm just sitting here.
TreeCat: With my hat.
Adina:...
TreeCat: Go on?
Adina: "Cease all care, They are coming."

[LN2_LostWoods::CarryUs]
TreeCat:Very nice.
Treecat:Goodbye.

[LN2_LostWoods::FeelingSomething]
TreeCat: Something?
Adina: Like, is this gonna do something?
TreeCat: You don't feel a great sense of awe and wonder
TreeCat: and connection to something larger than yourself?
Adina: No.
TreeCat: Your loss.
Adina: I feel that when I look at the stars.
Adina: Back in the world, stars are kind of my job.
TreeCat: We're still in the world. Still the same stars too.
Adina: Ok, let's finish this.
TreeCat: Let's.
Adina: "God of The forest, carry us."

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.2]
Snowman0: why is stick-y

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.3]
King: Beautiful forest, don't you think?

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.3]
Adina: Not to harp on this, and thank you again for your help,
Adina: but do you know whose body is under you?
Snowacle: No idea. I don't think it matters.
Snowacle: Just a connection to wherever.
Adina: Were you... um... somewhere else until now?
Snowacle: I don't know. I don't think so.
Snowacle: You don't even seem real.
Snowacle: This is like a waking dream.
Adina: This is weird.
Snowacle: Yes it is.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.3]
Adina: Ok, so I can't just take you apart, but
Adina: are you in pain?
Adina: You just seem so sad, Sticky.
Snowman0: [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa][size=.5]i am nothing[/all]
Adina: See, I don't know how to interpret that?
Adina: Like, are you depressed or are you literally saying you are sticks and ice?
Snowman0: [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa][size=.5]i am sticks and ice[/all]
Adina: ...
Adina: Yeah, I still got nothing. I'll be back, Sticky!
Snowman0: [size=1.2]stick-y... be back...[/all]
Adina: That's the spirit, Sticky!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.4]
Snowman0: stick-y-y-y-y
Adina: You sure are!

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D3]
Adina: You're a fraud!
CoffinWolf: Why hello! Nice of you to stop by!
Adina: There are frozen dead people all over these woods!
Adina: I've talked to half a dozen of them tonight alone!
Adina: Either no one takes you up on this coffin business
Adina: Or you never follow through!
Adina: So which is it?!
Adina: Huh?!
CoffinWolf: You talked to ghosts?
Adina: Yeah! A whole bunch!
CoffinWolf: I think you got lost and cold and started talking to the snow.
Adina: No! I've been all the way from the Forest God's mountain
Adina: to [shake=.01][color=aaaaaa]The Huncher's Hollow[/all] for god's sake.
CoffinWolf: And yet here you are, back at my cabin, not more than an hour after you last left.
Adina: ...
CoffinWolf: Letting the heat out and the cold in.
CoffinWolf: Busy night for you, eh?
Adina: Oh, go to hell.
CoffinWolf: Ha ha ha.
CoffinWolf: Hell's warm at least.
CoffinWolf: Goodnight.

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineWantToPrayQuestion]
ShrineMouse: You want to pray or not?
Why yes, I do!
No, not right now

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrinePassQuick]
Adina: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Adina: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Adina: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Adina: "God of The forest, carry us."

[LN2_LostWoods::HuncherKidLW]
Adina: Kid?
HuncherKidLW: She's gone.
HuncherKidLW: She just left.
Adina: Just now?
HuncherKidLW: All I know is that sometime after she left
HuncherKidLW: something happened.
HuncherKidLW: She stopped being what she was.
HuncherKidLW: I don't know if she died, or...
HuncherKidLW: but something is happening to me.
Adina: Can't you just go back home?
HuncherKidLW: Child, I am home.
Adina: Oh.
HuncherKidLW: But I am going to visit where I came from.
Adina: That's good!
HuncherKidLW: No. No, you don't understand.
HuncherKidLW: I used to hope no one who knew I was gone would come looking for me.
HuncherKidLW: But now I'm going to go looking for them.
HuncherKidLW: The townsfolk will weep when they see what I've done to them.
HuncherKidLW: And as they go into the ground, I will dig them up
HuncherKidLW: I will place them in the beds of those who loved them.
HuncherKidLW: And people will look at that ruin of a town
HuncherKidLW: and say it is haunted.
Adina: Oh, Kid, listen to me-
HuncherKidLW: Oh please, child.
HuncherKidLW: Until an hour ago I was younger than you. But now I am far, far older.
HuncherKidLW: You were kind to me, and I will give you this kindness in return:
HuncherKidLW: We won't meet again.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowmanBuildSpot.1]
Adina: Hmm what's this?
Adina: Looks like a good spot for a snowman...

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.4]
Snowacle: The trees here are weird.
Snowavle: Who knows what they've been into?
Snowacle: [speed=.7][wave]Look to the trees.[/all]
Adina: You said something about the trees?
Adina: Sometimes I don't see anything but snow up there.
Snowacle: Weird snow.
Adina: Weird snow?
Snowacle: Weird. Snow.
Adina: I'll check it out.
Snowacle: I have seen your future.
Snowacle: [speed=.7][wave]It lies hidden in the branches.[/all]
Adina: Ok. That's helpful.
Snowacle: Bless you my ch-
Snowacle: Oh. You were being sarcastic.
Snowacle: ...

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.4]
Adina: ...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D3_FT]
Coffinwolf: Hello. Might I interest you in a coffin?
Adina: No, I'm pretty sure I'll make it through the forest alive.
Coffinwolf: How nice!
Coffinwolf: In that case, get out!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hey!
Snowacle: Hey, you! Still alive, eh?
Snowacle: I just saw all of the trees give a great shudder
Snowacle: like they were falling into line
Snowacle: and then you walked up.
Adina: I think the way is open to the Frozen Lake!
Adina: What do you think about that?
Snowacle: I think you should wrap up any business you have
Snowacle: and head east as quickly as possible!
Adina: Hm. What business would I still have?
Snowacle: I wouldn't pretend to know.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleHuncher]
Snowacle: Hello
Adina: I'm looking for the Huncher?
Snowacle: I never found her.
Snowacle: and maybe that's a good thing.
Snowacle: she is not the forest god. she does not grant passage.
Snowacle: she is something altogether more... nihilist? Is that the word?
Adina: Huh.
Snowacle: She's an impulse playing itself out.
Snowacle: She isn't the first, and she won't be the last.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: Oh I don't know, child. I'm just talking.
Snowacle: You'll never find her hollow without something to help you
Snowacle: and I never found out what it was.
Adina: thanks anyway.
Snowacle: be careful. you're getting into something here.

[LN2_LostWoods::ExitLevel_A1D2]
Mae: This is a great story now.
Granddad: Oh, you like the spooky stuff, huh?
Mae: You know I do. I hate the other stuff.
Granddad: Well, the other stuff is important too. Hang in there.
Mae: OK I GUESS

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.2]
Adina: I'm a bit nervous about the frozen lake.
Snowacle: Do you know the story?
Adina: Not really.
Snowacle: Of how the lake was so deep
Snowacle: it went down to the grave
Snowacle: and the dead came to the surface
Snowacle: and spoke with the living?
Snowacle: Of how it was so black
Snowacle: that it ate the moon's reflection?
Snowacle: And how the moon, being jealous,
Snowacle: convinced the sun to turn its back on the lake
Snowacle: so it would be forever frozen?
Snowacle: That is why the dead may be found beneath the ice.
Snowacle: For they can no longer leave those waters.
Adina: Did any of that happen?
Snowacle: You're the one going there.
Snowacle: You tell me.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleSearchingForSkeletonArm]
Snowacle: So you're looking for a severed arm...
Adina: ...yes.
Snowacle: And then you're going to have to light it on fire?
Adina: ...yes.
Snowacle: I'm kind of glad that I'm completely unable to help you with that.
Adina: I'm going to go search for this arm now.
Snowacle: ...
Snowacle: You're just stalling for time aren't you.
Adina: [wave]*sigh*[/all]
Snowacle: That arm ain't gonna sever itself!
Adina: Alright, alright!

[LN2_Snowfield::Field 1]
Mae: Where is this place?
Granddad: Back where your great-great-grandparents came from, before they came to this country.
Granddad: But long before they were born and longer still before that.
Do they have Longest Night there?
They had Longest Night then?!

[LN2_Snowfield::LongestNightThere]
Granddad: They do indeed!
Mae: Do they give presents?
Granddad: Those who can!
Mae: They should all can.
Granddad: What do...yeah ok. Anyway.

[LN2_Snowfield::LongestNightThen]
Granddad: There's always been a Longest Night.
Granddad: Even back before they came up with a name for it.
Mae: What did they call it back then?
Granddad: Longest Night.
Mae: Oh.

[LN2_Snowfield::TreeCat.1]
Adina: Cat! Hey cat!
Adina: Do you live in this forest?
TreeCat: Near enough.
Adina: Can I ask you a question?
TreeCat: You're going to die in there tonight.
Adina: Wow. That is unhelpful.
TreeCat: Is it?
Where are you going tonight?
Go away, cat!

[LN2_Snowfield::WhereAreYouGoing]
TreeCat: I'm visiting my relations, but first I'll go to church.
Adina: That sounds like your standard Longest Night.
TreeCat: Before church, I'll hunt up a vole.
TreeCat: And eat it.
TreeCat: And before that, I'll watch you walk into the woods
TreeCat: To die.
TreeCat: And before that, we'll say goodbye.
Adina: Are you so sure?
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]
Adina: Well, goodbye!
TreeCat: HA HA HA HA.
Adina: What are you-
Adina: Oh I see.
TreeCat: Goodbye.

[LN2_Snowfield::GoAwayCat]
TreeCat: I'm on my way down the hills tonight, but I'll be back.
TreeCat: I collect shiny things
TreeCat: from the cold pockets
TreeCat: of fools like you.
Adina: Stop bothering me!
TreeCat: I think it's you who bothered me?
Adina: Get going then!
TreeCat: There's always a moment to watch a fool make her last mistake.
Adina: Oh very nice. That's helpful.
Adina: ...asscat...
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]
Adina: Well, a good Longest Night to you!
TreeCat: I'll be going through your pockets by morning!
Adina: Ok thanks!
TreeCat: Goodbye!

[LN2_Snowfield::TreeCat.2]
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hello again!
King: Ah, we meet again!
Advisor: I hope you are faring well!
King: We were just leaving!
Adina: Why?
Advisor: Because a kingdom needs a king!
King: And this king needs his trusted advisor!
Adina: What happened to your sword guy?
King: STEVENSON!
Advisor: HE HAD A NAME, YOU KNOW.
Adina: Sorry! What happened to him? Did you see the forest god?
Advisor: STEEEEVEEEEENSOOOOON!
King: We're going home now. I command it and I'm king.
Advisor: Yes. Home now.
King: I'm going to call a late-night feast!
Advisor: It'll be a new tradition, sire!
King: This will be the best Longest Night ever!
Advisor: Too true!
Adina: Well, happy Longest Night-
King: The *BEST* Longest Night!
Adina: Yes, that!
King: Be safe!

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.2]
King: Let's sing a Longest Night carol!
Advisor: Yes, that will raise our spirits!

[LN2_Snowfield::SnowfieldNPC_A1D2]
SnowfieldNPC: Hi, I'm a potential last-minute inclusion that would be a short conversation about how the Forest God is actually pretty dangerous! Also, the stars!
Adina: Wow, that'd be cool!
SnowfieldNPC: Yep, probably just single sprite sequence or something with some dialogue.
Adina: Well, we'll see if we have time!
SnowfieldNPC: Fingers crossed!

[LN2_Snowfield::WK_StevensonHead]
Adina: I found his... helmet.
Advisor: Where was it?
Adina: It was back on the Forest God's mountain, you could just-
King: NNNNNOPE!
Advisor: Not going back there!
Adina: Did he attack the Forest God?
King: He would never do that! I would never order that!
Advisor: Stevenson was a dear, dear man, and-
King: Steady, old friend.
Advisor: I shall be steady, sire.
Adina: What happened?
King: Nothing.
Advisor: Nothing happened.
King: I'm king and I say we go home now.
Advisor: Excellent idea, sire.
King: Safe journeys, whatever your name is!
Adina: Adina.
Advisor: Safe journeys, whoever you are!
Adina: Adina.
King: Goodbye.

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.3]
King: La la la la!
Advisor: Bum bum bum da bum bum bum!

[LN2_Snowfield::ExitLevel_A1D1]
Mae: Where does this happen?
Granddad: Back where my grandparents came from, but long before they lived.
Mae: Did they have longest night back then?
Granddad: They did!
Mae: What did they call it?
Granddad: Longest night.
Mae: Oh.

[LN2_Snowfield::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Adina: Far from home here, alright.
Adina: Could just go back...
Adina: No.
Adina: It's been a year, and you made a promise.
Adina: Get ahold of yourself.
Adina: You're not gonna die in there tonight.
Adina: You're gonna see her again.
Adina: and come back with a star.

[LN2_Snowfield::Fog]
Adina: I think this will work!
Adina: Wow this fog is too thick.
Adina: Weird fog.
Adina: How do you get rid of weird fog?
Adina: Go away, fog!
Adina: Ugh. How do I get rid of you?

[LN2_Title::StartGame]
Mae: I'm gonna rob the bank!
Granddad: Ha ha ha. You want to spend longest night in jail?
Mae: Gonna rob 'em to death!
Mae: They'll never catch me!
Granddad: There'll be time enough when you're older for felonies and jail.
Mae: What's a felony?
Granddad: A bad thing they put you in jail for.
Mae: Not if they don't catch me!
Granddad: Ok, how about a story before bedtime?
Mae: A Longest Night story!
Granddad: Sure!
Mae: But not a dumb one like Charity Bearity.
Granddad: How about a ghost story?
Mae: Oooooooh. Yeah.
Granddad: Alright then-
Mae: I hope lots of people die in it.
Granddad: Quiet, kid. I'm starting over here.
Granddad: Long ago, in the hills...

[Laptop::EnterLevel_A1D2]
Mae: AAAAGH NOOOOO!!!
Mae: What is wrong with you?
Mae: DAMMIT!
Mae: I bet Angus knows how to fix this.
Mae: He’s all computery.
Mae: I think.
Mae: But I can’t... let him see this...
Mae: Where does he work again?

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2]
Gregg: hey you get that porn off your laptop????
Gregg: i heard you broke it with sooo much porn.
i did not
dude you know it

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DudeYouKnowIt]
Gregg: rick rekkage told me that before the internet theyd hide porn in a hollow log in the woods
Mae: yeah that was a thing right?
Gregg: be awkward if you were hiking out to the porn
Gregg: and some dude was already there and your like sup dude
Gregg: i guess were both here for the porn
Mae: i bet that happened. you know it did. i bet they became friends
Gregg: pornlogbros4ever

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DidNot]
Gregg: i can smell your lies
Gregg: why must you turn this internet into a den of lies
Mae: i deny everything!!!!!!

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_Body_2]
Gregg: so dude your coming to the party tomorrow night righT????
Mae: what party?????
Gregg: up in the state forest! lots of people home from school and stuff this weekend
Gregg: cool people, the big fire, the snakcs, the beers
girl you know i will
did you mean to write snacks or snakes

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DidYouMeanToWriteSnacksOrSnakes]
Gregg: both dude
Gregg: both

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_GirlYouKnowIWill]
Gregg: girl im so excited
Gregg: woods are so fun at night
Gregg: im gonna get so wasted
Gregg: there are no laws in the woods

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_Body_3]
Gregg: cool well you should ask bea if she can drive us
Mae: what no i dont think she likes me
Gregg: naw dude shes cool she drives us all the time and lets us borrow her car
Gregg: stop by her store tomorrow and ask ok pleeeeeeeeeeease?????
Mae: ok whatever
Gregg: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Gregg: [Away]

[Laptop::Angus_A1D2]
Angus: I guess it turned out ok then? Your computer?
Mae: yea it did thanks!!!!
Angus: I put something else on that drive! Do you remember Demontower?
Mae: oh wow, yeah i used to play that all the time like 10 years ago
Angus: I’ve been playing again. They’ve kept updating it and you can grab your old save game from their server and start right where you left off :)
Mae: oooo cool
Angus: You should check it out and we can talk Demontower sometime. It’s really cool still!
Mae: i am def doing this!!!!! aw thanks angus!!!!
Angus: *tips hat*
Angus: [Away]

[Laptop::Angus_A1D3]
Angus: [Away]

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D3]
Gregg: oh btw bea works at the ol pickax so you can go there
Gregg: get some tools lol
Gregg: big axe and go on a rampage lol
Gregg: [Away]
Gregg: [Away]

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.1]
Gregg: Nice one!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.1]
Gregg: Swing and a miss!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.2]
Gregg: Aw, so close. Not.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.2]
Gregg: Blam!

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.3]
Gregg: A hit! A veritable hit!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.3]
Gregg: Hey, what do you know. You missed again.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.4]
Gregg: ...and the crowd goes wild!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.4]
Gregg: Mae ain't what she used to be.

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.5]
Gregg: Oh man. You really need to try harder.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.5]
Gregg: [shake=.02]Smaaaash![/shake]

[LongestNight2Nonstory::Intro]
Mae: I'm gonna rob the bank!
Granddad: Ha ha ha. You want to spend longest night in jail?
Mae: Gonna rob 'em to death!
Mae: They'll never catch me!
Granddad: There'll be time enough when you're older for felonies and jail.
Mae: What's a felunee?
Grandad: A bad thing they put you in jail for.
Mae: Not if they don't catch me!
Granddad: Ok, how about a story before bedtime?
Mae: A Longest Night story!
Granddad: Sure!
Mae: But not a dumb one like Charity Bearity.
Granddad: How about a ghost story?
Mae: Oooooooh. Yeah.
Granddad: Alright then-
Mae: I hope lots of people die in it.
Granddad: Quiet, kid.
Granddad: Long ago, in the hills...

[LongestNight2structure::Start]
LONGEST NIGHT 2
areas: 6
npc's: ~6-10

[LongestNight2structure::Storytime]
(titles?)
After a short establishing dialogue, Granddad begins to tell Mae a spooky Longest Night story.

[LongestNight2structure::Snowfield 1]
Adina walks through the Snowfield. Mae comments. Adina finds a starting snowman item. We don't have the option to make snowmen yet, though. She talks to the Tree Cat. She exits.
snowman items: 1
npcs: 1
character dialogues: 1
mae and granddad dialogues: 1

[LongestNight2structure::Lost Woods 1]
snowman items: 1
npcs: 1
character dialogues: 1
mae and granddad dialogues: 1

[Lori::00_00]
Lori: Hey killer.
Mae: Ugh. Don’t call me that.
Mae: Who are you?
Lori: Lori M.
Mae: How do you even know about the “Killer” thing?
Lori: It was a big deal, even to us middle schoolers.
Yeah well. That was a long time ago.
And what did the middle schoolers say?

[Lori::LongTimeAgo]
Lori: Why did you do it?
Mae: I don’t know.
Lori: Did he have it coming?
Mae: No.
Lori: Our mothers told us not to talk to you.
Lori: Because no one knew when you were gonna do it again.

[Lori::MiddleSchoolers]
Lori: You put him in the hospital.
Lori: And no one knows why.
Lori: Did he like have it coming or something?
Mae: No.
Lori: Our mothers told us not to talk to you.
Lori: Because no one knew when you were gonna do it again.

[Lori::00_End]
Mae: Well, say hi to your mom for me. She sounds lovely.
Lori: I will.
Mae: Yeesh.

[Lori::Lori]

[Lori::InitLevel]

[Lori::01_00]
Mae: Hey... you.
Lori: Lori M.
Mae: How’s it going, Lori M?
Lori: Good.
Mae: Good.
Lori: So like, what's it like being back after, like, college?
Mae: Weird I guess. Kind of a big deal and no big deal.
Mae: I don't think anybody gets it.
Lori: Yeah. People are like that sometimes.
Lori: It's like you got all this
Lori: UUUMPH
Lori: going on and no one else cares.
Mae: Yeah. Or they’re too dumb to notice.
Lori: Yeah.
Mae: Yeah.
Lori: Anyway, I’ll see you around or something.
Mae: Sure.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D0]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::WelcomeHome]
Mae: Hi mom!
Mom: Welcome home, sweetie!
Mae: Thanks!
Mom: Sorry we mixed up the day you were coming back
Mom: It was such short notice!
Mae: It's okay, mom.
Mom: Mae honey?
Mae: Yeah?
Mom: Is everything ok?
Yeah!
What Do You Mean?

[MaeHouse::Yeah_A1D1]
Mae: Yeah Mom, things are good.
Mom: Well I mean it was a bit alarming to your father and I when you called.
Mom: I assumed that something was very wrong.
Mae: No, it just didn't work out at school.
Mom: What does that mean, honey?
Mae: Can we talk about this another time?
Mom: Sure, hon.
Mae: Thanks, mom.

[MaeHouse::What_A1D1]
Mom: Honey, did something happen?
Mae: I just needed to come home.
Mom: Well sweetie I think you can understand my worry...
Mom: That's not usually something a college sophomore just up and does...
Mae: I know.
Mom: Honey, you can tell me if something happened.
Mae: Mom, I'm fine. Really.
Mae: Can we talk about this another time?
Mom: Sure, honey. It's ok.
Mae: Thanks, mom.

[MaeHouse::WheresGregg]
Mom: I betcha your old friends will be happy to see you!
Mae: You wouldn't happen to know where Gregg is, would you?
Mom: Oh yeah! Gregg's working down at the Snack Falcon
Mom: Up in Towne Centre West by the Clik Clak.
I think I'll run over and say hey.
We have a Snack Falcon now?

[MaeHouse::SnackFalcon]
Mom: Oh yeah! It's so handy!
Mom: You know, ever since the Food Donkey went out.
Mae: The Food Donkey is gone?
Mom: Oh yeah! Going on almost a year now!
Mae: Wow. Where does everyone shop?
Mom: Everyone goes out to the Ham Panther out by the highway now.
Mom: But see your little friend Gregg when I go into town.
Mae: Wow. The Food Donkey's gone. We have a Snack Falcon.
Mom: It's a whole new world, sweetie.
Mae: Yes it is.

[MaeHouse::Thanks_A1D1]
Mom: Well, have a good time out there!
Mom: Lots to explore! See what's changed!
Mae: I will!
Mom: Just watch out for all the construction.
Mae: Well it wouldn't be fall in Possum Springs without loads of construction.
Mom: It's so festive, honey.
Mae: I'll be back later!
Mom: Bye, sweetie!

[MaeHouse::News_A1D1]
Mae: So what's been happening in town?
Mom: Well, let's see...
Mom: Did you hear Mrs Crangler died?
Mae: Who?
Mom: You remember Mrs Crangler! She taught your girl scout troop how to dance!
Mae: Oh wow. She was pretty old then, too.
Mom: Oh she was ancient, honey. She was ancient when I was your age.
Mae: How did she die?
Mom: From being ancient, honey.
Mae: How old was she?
Mom: 115
Mae: WOW.
Mom: I know! If this were a contest, she'd have won!

[MaeHouse::Book_A1D1]
Mom: Honey you've got to read this book when I'm done with it.
Mae: What is it?
Mom: Wellboy. It's a true story about a boy who grew up in a well.
Mom: His parents didn't want him so they threw him in a well.
Mom: And he was raised by eels.
Mom: In a well.
Mae: Wow.
Mom: Eels.
Mae: Eels.
Mom: Eeeeeels, honey.

[MaeHouse::Loop_A1D1]
Mom: Eels, honey. EELS.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::AutoDad_A1D0]
Mae: HEY! REMEMBER ME?
Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dad: Mae! You gave me a heart attack!
Mae: GOOD! /o\
Dad: What are you doing-
Dad: Ooooooh.
Mae: _o_
Dad: Mae honey we thought you were coming tomorrow night!
Mae: YOU THOUGHT WRONG! \o/
Mae: _o_
Dad: How did you get here?
Mae: I WALKED UNTIL I GOT ARRESTED
Mae: BY AUNT MALL COP. :\
Dad: Oh did you say hi to Molly for me?
Mae: NO! :(
Mae: I SAY HI FOR NO ONE!
Mae: EFF THE COPS!
Mae: I'M GOING TO BED!
Mae: IS MY BED STILL HERE? :o
Mae: OR ARE WE WAITING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT FOR THAT TOO?
Dad: Ah Mae. So good to hear that voice again.
Mae: GOODNIGHT! :| \o/
Mae: _o_

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::Bea_A1D3]
Bea: You got drunk! Go to bed.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A2D1]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A2D1]
Mom: Yo.
Mae: Sup.
Mom: Sinkholes.
Mae: Oh?
Mom: in the town.
Mae: Yes.
Mom: ...
Mae: ...
Mom: Don't fall in!!!
Mae: Y-yeah? Okay.
Mom: But the stairs in TCE are fixed, so you can go to church!!
Mae: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Mom: Eels, honey.
Mae: Eels.
Mom: Hey this is gonna be a running joke til the end of this game.
Mae: Gotta remember to use it sparingly!

[MaeHouse::Dad_A2D1_0]
Dad: It is night. And I am tired.
Mae: I feel the suffering of generations.
Dad: Fear creeps upon me like a cold blanket.
Mae: I would hug you, but it wouldn't help.
Dad: ...
Mae: ...

[MaeHouse::Dad_A2D1_1]
Dad: ...
Mae: It is time for sleep.
Dad: We can do no better for now.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A2D2]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A2D2]
Mom: Crazy things happened across town.
Mae: Oh?

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D0]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A2D1]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A2D2]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D2]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_0]
Dad: Hey Kitten.
Mae: *ROWR*
Dad: Listen Mae, I'm sorry about last night.
Dad: I really thought you were coming home tonight.
It's ok
It's ok I guess...

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_ItsOk]
Mae: Went through the ravine by the old mill.
Mae: Almost died.
Dad: What?
Mae: Yeah logs almost killed me.
Mae: Normal stuff.
Dad: Well, I promise you I'll never leave you stranded again.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_Continue]
Mae: Tell you what.
Mae: How about we pretend I did come home tonight.
Mae: And we just got back from the bus station.
Dad: Start over?
Mae: Yeah.
Dad: Ok.
Mae: Hey Dad.
Dad: Hey Mae.
Mae: Thanks for picking me up.
Dad: Welcome home, Mae.
Mae: I'm going to go to sleep I think.
Dad: Well you've had a big day.
Dad: Goodnight, kitten.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_ItsOkIGuess]
Mae: Its ok I guess...
Dad: You know me. With the bad memory.
Mae: Yeah I remember.
Mae: I mean you do pretty well.
Dad: Yeah I remember to eat and breathe.
Mae: You're really good at, like, remembering how to walk.
Dad: I'm a champ.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_1]
Mae: OH WAIT! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!
Dad: What?
Mae: WE FOUND AN ARM ON THE GROUND TODAY!
Dad: Are we still pretending it's yesterday?
Mae: No! We came out of the Clik Clak and there was an arm!
Dad: Just like... an arm?
Dad: What?
Mae: Aunt Mall Cop came and everything!
Dad: Oh my god. That's really... weird.
Mae: I poked it with a stick!
Dad: Ok really Mae don't poke dead body parts with sticks.
Mae: Too late!
Dad: Wow. I'll have to email Molly.
Mae: Alright goodnight for real now!

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_PartyPrep]
Mom: Hey sweetie!
Dad: Look who's home!
Mae: Hey, the parents.
Mom: I made tacos.
Dad: Excuse me, WE made tacos.
Mae: Tacos?
Mom: Tacos!
Dad: Do you want Tacos?
I want tacos. Every day. All day.
No, I'm gonna snack it up at the party later.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_IWantTacos]
Dad: The family that tacos together rockos together.
Mae: ...
Mom: Honey no.
Dad: What?
Mae: I am so angry right now.
Dad: You’ve all turned against me.
Mom: Mae honey do you want sour cream on your taco?
Mae: I.
Mae. Want.
Mae: Everything.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_NoGonnaSnackItUp]
Dad: Did you mean snake it up?
Mom: Watch out for snakes, honey.
Mae: Guys there's gonna be a fire and people.
Mae: Snakes will be running in terror.
Dad: Snakes don't run, kitten.
Mom: Can you imagine snakes with legs?
Mom: *shiver*
Mae: Those are lizards, mom.
Mom: Watch out for lizards then.
Dad: They'll getcha.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_Morning]
Mae: Morning mom!
Mom: All day mom. Every day mom.
Mom: What are you up to today?
Mae: Gregg and Angus and Bea are going to a party
Mae: so I might go out with them.
Mom: A party eh? Look at you!
Mom: Back two days and already the social butterfly.
Yeah I'm in pretty high demand.
I'm a little nervous.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_LittleNervous]
Mom: Oh you'll be fine, sweetie!
Mom: Get out there and mingle!
Mae: Actually I think it's mostly going to be old highschool people.
Mom: I wonder if Cole will be there? I always thought you two were so cute together..
Mae: MOM. NO.
Mom: Oh sorry honey, I didn’t know that was still a sensitive subject.
Mae: IT'S NOT.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_MorningEnd]
Mom: Ok, well you go out there and have a nice time, honey.
Mae: I will! See you later!
Mom: Hey honey.
Mae: What.
Mom: Eels, honey.
Mae: Eeeeeeeeels, mom.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_PrettyHighDemand]
Mom: Are you keeping in touch with any of your friends from college?
Mae: I didn't really make any friends?
Mom: Not even your roommate? Not that nice girl you met at orientation?
Mae: Not really.

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A0D0]

[MaeHouse::Bookshelf]

[MaeHouse::BookshelfBooks1]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Death Comes To Wigglesbury.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} The Fancy Corpse.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Hellmole Stevenson
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Necropuss, book the first.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Ladyshark
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} The Stoat On Gallows Hill

[MaeHouse::BookshelfGrandad]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} It was pretty great when Grandad gave me that apple crate of old scary stories.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Not sure how they ended up out here.

[MaeHouse::BookshelfMom]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf}Mom's books are on their own shelf.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf}Because wow, they are horrible and upsetting.]

[MaeHouse::BookshelfDad]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Hey look, some of Dad's books got in here.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Finches Of North America
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} World Of Titmice
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} The Complete Grackle: A Three Volume Set
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Owls Are Owlsome!
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Treacherous Cranes.

[MaeHouse::BookshelfEnd]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=bookshelf} Books.

[MaeHouse::Clock]

[MaeHouse::ClockClock]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} Great-grandad's clock.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} It's from the old country!
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} It's never really worked.

[MaeHouse::ClockOldCountry]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} There are a few things hanging around in here from the Old Country.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} This clock, the trunk in the storage room
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} and whatever is buried under the house after the cement incident.

[MaeHouse::ClockDuck]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} This thing goes off randomly every month or so.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} Little wooden duck pops out. Makes the weirdest sound.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} Scares dad half to death every time.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=clock} Used to joke it was Grandad getting even with him from beyond the grave.

[MaeHouse::Door1]
Mae: Don't need the bathroom at the moment.
Mae: Tooth-brushing is for kissers.
Mae: I hate walking downstairs and finding out someone is in there.
Mae: I feel like I've stomped all over their right to privacy.
Mae: I will use the bathroom when I feel like it.
Mae: Which is not now.

[MaeHouse::Door2]
Mae: I think I've only been in mom and dad's room like once.
Mae: Wait. That can't be right.
Mae: What do I even remember about it?
Mae: They have that creepy statue of naked people kissing
Mae: on the table at the foot of the bed.
Mae: NOPE
Mae: My mom got a cedar chest from her mom.
Mae: Some kind of heirloom.
Mae: I think back in the old days you were supposed to fill it with a dowry?
Mae: What is a dowry?
Mae: I'll just leave mom and dad's room to the imagination a bit longer.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A0D0]

[MaeHouse::MomDemoSuzie]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}You remember what happened to Suzie Kushner?
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Geez, no mom! =_=
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}I've definitely never heard that story about 1000 times.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Do you remember what happened
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}when she wouldn't stay off the powerlines?
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}She got electrocuted.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Fried, darling. The newspaper said fried.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}She made a full recovery, though!
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Honey, she can't use adjectives now.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}She lost an entire part of speech.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}That's bad.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}That's exactly the kind of sentence Suzie can't formulate.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}So stay off the powerlines, ok?
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Why was that again? o_o :)
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Oh you are your mother's daughter alright.
Mae: :|

[MaeHouse::MomDemoLoop]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}This book is about a boy who was raised by eels at the bottom of a well.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}It's really full of misery and suffering and you need to read it after me, honey.

[MaeHouse::MomDemoHub]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}HI MOM.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}So honey, I don't know what you're up to tonight, but if you're around at 9...
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}I might be?
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}Wait, what's that on the table? Is that...

[MaeHouse::MomDemoIMightBe]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}Well there's a movie on tonight, Poison Husband: Toxic Vows.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}What's it about?
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}Oh there's this woman, and she finds out she's being poisoned by her husband!
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Oh geez! :(
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4.5}And then her neighbor kidnaps her children and takes them to Canada!
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Reasonable. :|
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4.5}So the mom is searching for her kids across Canada and poisoning rotten men along the way.
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}Wait, what happened to the father?
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}Wow I might have to watch this.

[MaeHouse::MomDemoWaitWhatsThat]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}Oh your father and I had Donut Wolf this morning.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}You didn't save me any. :(
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}Honey, it's 4:30 PM. We're long past donut time.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}This is a wound I will bear forever.-_-
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}I'm sure, sweetie
Mae: o_o :|

[MaeHouse::MomDemoEnd]
Mae: o_o :|
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Listen honey, we need to talk...
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}You really do need to stop [hop]jumping[/hop] and climbing all over town.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Mom. I'm 20.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Mmmhmm.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Listen, most folks grow out of running around
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}on roofs and powerlines by now.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}And your poor father is going to have to replace the mailbox again
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}if you keep jumping on it.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Mom.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Yes?
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Mom.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}What?
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}I'm 20.
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Mmmhmm.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Well, see you later, mother!
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Bye bye, daughter!

[MaeHouse::MomDemoWowIMightHaveToWatchThis]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}It sounds like it's going to depict a lot of human misery!
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Ok I'll be back later. :)
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}It'll be a girl's night in!
Mae: :|

[MaeHouse::MomDemoWhatHappenedToTheFather]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}I think he's blind now from all the poisoning and is tailing her with a seeing eye dog.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}Across Canada?? Is he riding the dog?
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=4}I think they ride the bus.
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}How do they know where she's going?
{align=middle,locator=kitchen}This sounds amazing.

[MaeHouse::MomDemoDog]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=5}Well I guess those dogs are just very intuitive!
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=5}And honey this guy has ingested a lot of poison
Mom: {align=middle,locator=kitchen,width=5}so they probably gave him a real good one.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=kitchen}The system works! :)

[MaeHouse::MomStairs_A0D0]
Mom: {align=middle,locator=momstairs} ...Mae?
Mae: Yeah?
Mom: {align=middle,locator=momstairs} Are you going to go out?
Mae: Yeah!
Mom: {align=middle,locator=momstairs} [wave]Come back to the kitchen for a second![/wave]

[MaeHouse::Picture]

[MaeHouse::PictureCuties]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture,width=2} I was so cute then. We were all so cute then.:)
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture} Cuties, the lot of us.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture} We could have a traveling show. The Cute Borowskis.:|

[MaeHouse::PictureChurch]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture,width=2}Church picture day.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture}Back when they used to print a directory.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture}It was called something really gross sounding...:\
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture,width=3}[wave]"Tender Beloved"?[/wave]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture}[shake=.04]UGH.[/shake]:(
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture}I just threw up in my mouth.
Mae: :|

[MaeHouse::PictureMom]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture,width=2} That was before Mom started working there.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture} At least she doesn't guilt me into going anymore.
Mae: {align=middle,locator=picture} It was a tense standoff for a while there.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D2_0]
Mae: Morning mom.
Mom: Nope, I’m mom 24 hours a day.
Mae: Har har har.
Mom: Also it’s 4pm sweetie.
Mae: Well I’m off to find Angus.
Mom: Oh is he your little friend Gregg’s boyfriend?
Mom: Big guy? Kinda quiet?
Mae: Yeah that’s him.
Mae: I need him to fix my laptop.
Mom: Well he better, sweetie. You can’t afford to buy a new one!
Mae: Mom, you don’t know Angus.
Mom: Do you?
Kinda?
Mom we are in a band together.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D2_1]
Mom: Got a call from your Aunt Molly.
Mae: Ugh. What did aunt Mall Cop want?
Mom: Sweetie I really wish you wouldn’t call her that.
Mom: She worked very hard to get where she is
Mom: and it’s a dangerous job.
Mae: Oh yeah. Possum Springs is SOOO dangerous.
Mae: Anyway did she tell you about the severed arm we found?
Mom: She did, in fact!
Mom: Scary things.
Mae: Yeah I guess.
Mom: Honey, I know this is home
Mom: but please be careful out there.
Mae: I will, mom.
Mom: And come home after dark unless you’re with somebody
Mom: at least until they figure out what happened.
Mae: Ok.
Mom: Thanks, sweetie.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D2]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A2D1]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D2]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D2_0]
Mae: Hey dadders.
Dad: Why if it isn’t the Mayor of Possum Springs herself.
Dad: What did you get up to today?
Mae: Hung out with Angus a bit. You remember him?
Dad: Oh yeah! I like Angus. He’s smart.
Dad: In the old days I used to work with his dad.
Dad: I know they fell on some hard times after we all got laid off.
Dad: Used to see him at the bar…
Mae: Yeah.
Dad: After I stopped drinking I didn’t really see him as much.
Dad: I wonder how he is.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D2_1]
Dad: Did they find out anything about that arm?
Mae: Not that I heard.
Dad: huh. Well, be careful out there.
Mae: Maybe I should carry mace or brass knuckles or something.
Dad: Well it’d be a shame if you got into trouble
Dad: and were unarmed.
Mae: Naw, I think I’ll be ok.
Dad: ...
Mae: What?
Dad: ...
Mae: HA HA HA HA HA ok I get it.
Dad: UN-ARMED??? EH??
Mae: I’m going to bed now.
Dad: Goodnight Mayor Kitten.
Mae: Goodnight!

[MaeHouse::A1D2_0_Kinda]
Mom: Well, no time like the present.
Mae: Thanks, 24 hour Mom.
Mom: 7 days a week.

[MaeHouse::A1D2_0_band]
Mom: Oh, is the band back together?
Mae: Yeah! We practiced last night!
Mae: ...I don't think we're ever gonna play though.
Mom: Hm.
Mom: Well, that sounds like fun, honey!
Mae: Yeah I guess.
Mom: You don't sound too happy about it.
Mae: I'm ok.
Mom: OK, sweetie.
Mae: Well, I'm off to find Angus!
Mom: Have a good time, daughter!
Mae: Thanks, 24 hour Mom.
Mom: 7 days a week.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D2_2]
Mom: So honey.
Mae: Yeah?
Mom: *what did the arm look like?*
Mae: It was cut off like right above the elbow.
Mom: Was there blood and stuff?
Mae: Little bit, little bit.
Mom: I wonder who's arm it is.
Mae: Well, should be pretty easy to spot.
Mom: Yeah ha ha.
Mom: "Hey, what happened to your arm?"
Mom: "I dropped it by the diner!"
Mae: Here sir, I found your arm.
Mom: "Thanks, I was afraid I'd never see it again!"
Mae: People don't always return arms when they find them.
Mom: It's a real shame.
Mae: It's a cold world.
Mom: A cold, cold world, sweetie.

[MaeHouse::Internal]
Mae: {width=5}If I don't get out of this room I am probably going [speed=.7][color=999]to burn it down with me in it.[/all]
Mae: {width=3}I bet someone has done that. For like [color=999]political reasons.[/all]
Mae: {width=3}I wonder what would be left if I did [speed=.7][color=999]burn the room down with me in it?[/all]
Mae: {width=3}Bones probably. Copper pipes. [speed=.7][color=999]A shrieking phantom.[/all]
Mae: {width=3}"Yeah, this is a good location"
Mae: "but I hear there was once a house here and a girl burned it down."
Mae: "[speed=.5][color=999]With her inside it.[/all]"
Mae: {width=3}"We like to mention that to potential buyers."[/all]
Mae: {width=3}"There is a lot of screaming."
Mae: "[speed=.7][color=999]I mean was."[/all]
Mae: {width=3}In fact, she did it on a night [speed=.7][color=999]JUST LIKE TONIGHT...[/all]
Mae: {width=3}And that's why I should [wave]go outside.[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,emote=maeburn,emoteAlign=middle}

[MaeHouse::BirdCage]
Mae: How is this bird still alive? :\
Mae: This bird is gonna outlive all of us
Mae: out of straight up spite.
Mae: ... sleep while you can, bird. -_-
Mae: o_o :|

[MaeHouse::Couch]
Dad: You're on the couch!

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D2]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D3]

[MaeRoom::Bed]
Mae: It's too early to sleep...
Mae: This is my bed.
Mae: And now I will sleep.
Mae: Bedtime!
Mae: Bedtime!
Mae: To sleep, perchance to dream.

[MaeRoom::Laptop]

[MaeRoom::Internal]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator}If I don't get out of this room I am probably going [speed=.7][color=999]to burn it down with me in it.[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator}I bet someone has done that. For like [color=999]political reasons.[/all]-_-
Mae: o_o
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator}I wonder what would be left if I did [speed=.7][color=999]burn the room down with me in it?[/all]o_o
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}Bones probably. Copper pipes. [speed=.7][color=999]A shrieking phantom.[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}"Yeah, this is a good location"
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=3}"but I hear there was once a house here and a girl burned it down."
Mae: "[speed=.5][color=999][shake=.03]With her inside it.[/all]":( \o/
Mae: :| _o_
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}"We like to mention that to potential buyers."[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}"There is a lot of screaming."
Mae: "[speed=.7][color=999]I mean was."[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}In fact, she did it on a night [speed=.7][color=999][shake=.04]JUST LIKE TONIGHT...[/all]-_-
Mae: o_o
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,width=2}And that's why I should [wave]go outside.[/all]
Mae: {align=top,furthestLocator,emote=maeburn,emoteAlign=middle}

[MaeRoom::InitLevel]

[MaeRoom::Mirror_A1D3]

[MaeRoom::Bass]

[MaeRoom::BedChoice]
Mae: Should I sleep?
Yes
No

[MaeRoom::NoBed]
Mae: Not yet.

[MaeRoom::EnterLevel]
Mae: Wow. It’s been literally 36 hours since I’ve been online.
Mae: This shall not stand.
Mae: OK ok ok.
Mae: It’s go time.
Mae: Ugh I should probably make sure I don’t look like a cave beast.
Bea: there you go.
Mae: I'm sorry, Bea. I’m a mess.
Bea: You know? Whatever.
Bea: It’s not your fault.
Bea: You're just a kid.
Mae: I'm older than you! Two months!
Bea: Yeah well,
Bea: I stayed here and got older
Bea: while you went off and stayed the same.
Mae: zzz
Bea: *sigh*
Bea: G’night Mayday.

[MaeRoom::DoSleep]

[MaeStreet::Pole1_A0D0]
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1} I rememeber the time in 9th grade
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1}when I snuck out and could see into Tom Bramwell's bedroom.
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1,emote=butt,emoteAlign=middle}:\
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1} Yep that sure did happen. :|

[MaeStreet::Pole2_A0D0]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}I could jump down on Mr. Twigmeyer from here.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}It would easily kill him.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}I hold your life in my hands, Twigmeyer.

[MaeStreet::OnTree_A0D0]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson2,align=middle}[size=.8]Wait, what are you doing...[/size]

[MaeStreet::OnYell_A0D0]
Penderson: {size=1.4,locator=Penderson} [shake=.04]Hey! You [color=aaaaaa]kid![/color][/shake]
Mae: Yes, Mr Penderson?
Penderson: {size=1.2,locator=Penderson}[shake=.04]You stay off my roof![/shake]
Mae: I have no idea what you mean.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}I seen you. [stomp]Stomping[/stomp] all over my roof. [hop]Jumping[/hop] all over my chimney.
Ok, well I have to go now...
What's your problem, Penderson?

[MaeStreet::Penderson_A0D0]
Penderson: [size=.6]...freeloadin' trash mammals...[/size]

[MaeStreet::OnYellClimbers]
Penderson: Should be a [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa]tax[/all] on you cats, squirrels, mice...
Penderson: {locator=Penderson,animation=Talk2}the whole lot of you [speed=.4][color=aaaaaa]climber types.[/all]
Mae: =_= o>
Mae: [speed=.4][size=.65]Lovely.[/all]
Penderson: {width=3.5,locator=Penderson}Running up on the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]power lines[/all], ruining the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]infrastructure[/all], paying the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]same taxes[/all] as everyone else. [speed=.4][wave]Ain't Right![/wave]
Mae: o_o _o_
Mae: OK listen, I have to go live my young life.

[MaeStreet::OnWire_A0D0]
Penderson: {width=1,size=1,locator=PendersonWire} [shake=.04]Hey![/shake] What did I [color=aaaaaa]just say!![/all]

[MaeStreet::OnYellEnd]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}AND YOU TELL YOUR FOX FRIEND I KNOW WHAT HE DID.
Mae: You mean Gregg?
Mae: What's your problem with Gregg?
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}[shake=.04]DIRTY FOX STOLE MY GARDEN GNOME!!![/shake]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}I saw his fancy little leather jacket and his dainty little boots disappear through the hedge.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}Everybody knows about him.
Mae: [speed=.5]Everyone loves Gregg. Gregg's the bomb.[/speed]=_= o>
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}You tell him I'm calling the cops.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}And I'll do the same for you if I see you up on the powerlines again!
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}You kids...
Mae: Adults. We're adults. We run the world now. o_o _o_
Penderson: {locator=Penderson,size=1.2,animation=Pah}[color=aaaaaa][shake=.04]Pah![/all]
Mae: {size=1.2}[color=aaaaaa][shake=.04]Pah![/all]:( \o/
Mae: :| _o_

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel]

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_00]
Mae: Hey Mr Twigmeyer!
Twigmeyer: Mae? Zat you?
Sure is!
Nope!

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_SureIs]
Twigmeyer: You home for a visit!
Mae: No, I'm home for good!
Twigmeyer: What, they not have college anymore?
Nope. It burned down
Not for me at least.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_NotForMe]
Twigmeyer: I always thought you'd either go on to do great things
Twigmeyer: or sit on your ass here until it put down roots.
Mae: Ass roots?
Twigmeyer: Guess I can settle that one in my mind.
Mae: [speed=.25]...[/all]
Mae: [speed=.25]...see you around...[/all]

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_ItBurnedDown]
Twigmeyer: Well I'm sure you burned it down.
Mae: These allegations, Mr Twigmeyer.
Twigmeyer: I ain't allegatin'
Twigmeyer: Just try not to burn my lawn down, you firebug.
Mae: No promises.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_Nope]
Twigmeyer: Well it looks like Mae.
Twigmeyer: Bet it smells like Mae.
Mae: I have a smell.
Twigmeyer: When you were a kid,
Twigmeyer: Susan used to call you a little dirtball.
Well I was a dirtball.
I was never a dirtball.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_IWasADirtball]
Twigmeyer: You still are a dirtball I bet.
Mae: Cradle to grave. 100 percent dirtball.
Twigmeyer: That's the spirit!
Mae: See you around, Mr Twigmeyer!

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_IWasNever]
Twigmeyer: Aw Mae, you were our dirtball.
Mae: Every child's dream.
Twigmeyer: See? Count your every blessing.
Mae: Well, you can COUNT on seeing me around tomorrow.
Twigmeyer: Feel free to rake my lawn.
Mae: You paying?
Twigmeyer: Get out of here, dirtball.

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A1D1]

[MaeStreet::Construction]
Mae: Well it sure is fall.
Mae: All the roadwork crammed in before winter.
Mae: Makes like half the town inaccessible.
Mae: Unless you wanna walk the long way around
Mae: for like 20 minutes.
Mae: Which, I mean, no.

[MaeStreet::TwigmeyerDemo]
Mae: Hey Mr Twigmeyer!
Twigmeyer: {align=middle,emote=rake,emoteAlign=middle}
Mae: Alright then!
Mae: Rake 'em good, Mr. Twigmeyer!

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A0D0]

[MaeStreet::Penderson]

[MaeStreet::Penderson_00_00]
Penderson: HEY! YOU KID!
Mae: Adult.
Penderson: So you’re back, eh?
Mae: Yes, Mr. Penderson.
Penderson: Didn’t last long, eh?
Mae: No, Mr. Penderson
Penderson: You get a job yet?
I’ve only been back for like 24 hours.
Yes. I’ve been elected mayor.

[MaeStreet::BackFor24Hours]
Penderson: Soon it'll be "only a week"
Penderson: then a month
Penderson: then your whole life.
Mae: You're right. I have so much time left. *glares and smiles*
Penderson: *glares for several seconds*

[MaeStreet::ElectedMayor]
Penderson: Hhmph. Couldn't do worse than the current one.
Mae: And I've ordered your house to be bulldozed.
Penderson: What, finishing the job you started?
Mae: I hope you enjoy living in the woods!
Penderson: Those eggs took the paint off the vinyl siding.
Mae: Scavenge food! Hang with beasts, Mr Penderson!
Penderson: Watch yourself, lil miss.
Mae: "Lil Miss?"

[MaeStreet::Penderson_00_00_End]
Penderson: No one's forgotten who you are and what you did, you know.
Penderson: They may act like they have.
Penderson: But that's just small town polite right there.
Mae: Is that what this is?
Penderson: Small town polite's all you got kid.
Penderson: So watch it.
Mae: Well that was really interesting
Mae: but I need to go listen to my cells die.
Penderson: PAH!
Mae: PAH!

[MaeStreet::PendersonDemo]
Penderson: [size=.6]...freeloadin' trash mammals...[/size]

[MaeStreet::TriggerMollyA1D3]
Molly: Hey Mae.
Mae: What?
Molly: I was just stopping by to see how you were doing.
Mae: Why?
Molly: After the other night I mean.
Mae: Why wouldn’t I be fine?
Molly: Mae, a lot of things that happen around here,
Molly: sometimes in town, sometimes out by the tracks,
Molly: sometimes up in the hills...
Molly: ...
Mae: What?
Molly: It my job to make sure folks like you
Molly: never see something like what you saw the other night.
You’re not doing a very good job of it.
"Folks like you"?

[MaeStreet::NotDoingAVeryGoodJobOfIt]
Molly: Better than you might think.
Mae: I’ve been back less than 3 days and I already saw dead body parts.
Mae: Which wasn't a big deal, but
Molly: You didn't see Tom Jennings shoot his brother in the stomach
Molly: last night out on Doty Line Road. Out past Arner.
Molly: You didn't have to walk out into that cornfield.
Mae: Geez.

[MaeStreet::MollyA1D3_01]
Molly: You're a kid, Mae.
Molly: And you're naive.
Molly: And in its own stupid way, that's beautiful.
Molly: But the world isn't.
Molly: And the world isn’t out there somewhere.
Molly: It's here.
Mae: Alright, are you gonna arrest me or something?
Mae: Because I have a party to go to.
Molly: Watch yourself, Mae.
Molly: I'd really hate to see something happen to you.
Molly: And being in the wrong place at the wrong time is all it takes.
Mae: ...
Molly: That's all I'm saying.
Mae: That's ominous.
Molly: Good night, Mae.

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A1D2]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A1D3]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A2D1]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A2D2]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A2D3]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A2D4]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A2D5]

[MaeStreet::OnMoveForHarleys]
Harley1: Kill Kill Kill!
Harley3: FBI freeze!

[MaeStreet::OnMoveForPenderson]

[MaeStreet::RightSide]
Mae: Nah, not feelin' the graveyard today.
Mae: I feel like you might need Bea for the full graveyard experience.
Mae: That was not a joke about her mother.

[MallardsTomb::Bed]

[MallardsTomb::pour]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=saints locator}Pour one out for Grandmama.

[MallardsTomb::churchgoer]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=saints locator}Whoever lives here is certainly a churchgoer.
Mae: Five saints.
Mae: Grandmama had a setup like this
Mae: last time I saw her.

[MallardsTomb::grandma]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=saints locator}In the end Grandmama died, while the saints watched.
Mae: It was time.
Mae: And they weren't saints anyway.
Mae: They were pictures.
unlockDoodle Grandmama 1

[MallardsTomb::out]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=saints locator}"Icons are good for keeping the good in"
Mae: "and the bad out."
Mae: This is the super-important info I retained
Mae: from years of sunday school.

[MallardsTomb::Closet]

[MallardsTomb::dark]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}It's dark in here.

[MallardsTomb::deepthoughts]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}I could hide in here until whoever lives here gets back.
Mae:And possibly give them a heart attack.
Mae:Or get shot in the face. With a gun.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}What am I doing in here?
Mae:What am I doing with my life?
Mae:I'm sitting in a stranger's closet
Mae:in a nearly-vacant building.
Mae:I could just stay in here.
Mae:Just forever be here forever.

[MallardsTomb::bathroom]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}Where does this person pee?

[MallardsTomb::Decorations1]

[MallardsTomb::parade1]
Mae: After the parade got canned there wasn't much going on in the spring.
Mae: But we still did the easter basket blessing at the church.
Mae: And ate special pretzels. We didn't bother to bless those.
Mae: Profane pretzels.

[MallardsTomb::flowers]
Mae: Oh my god. These flowers are fake as hell.
Mae: Mallard deserves a better memorial.

[MallardsTomb::wow]
Mae: Wow. So this is where this stuff ended up.
Mae: I remember the spring parade. It was so much fun.
Mae: Until the year that Mallard P. Bloomingro snapped his tether and ran over Chris Evans.
Mae: Then they canceled the parade.
Mae: Cowards.
Mae: They couldn't cage Mallard. Mallard needed to be free.
Mae: And neither ropes nor the poor legs of Chris Evans could hold him back.
Mae: I wonder what happened to both of them.

[MallardsTomb::Dresser]

[MallardsTomb::creepy]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}This would be creepy if it wasn't so spooky.

[MallardsTomb::who]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=3}*Who lives here?*
Mae: It's, like, just a room.

[MallardsTomb::count]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator,width=2}One fridge.
Mae: One dresser.
Mae: One lamp.
Mae: One bed.
Mae: One window.
Mae: One door.
Mae: I guess that makes two ways out.

[MallardsTomb::OnEntry]
Mae: \o/ :(
Mae: {align=middle,width=1,locator=mallard locator}[shake=.06][size=1.5]OH MY GOD!![/size][/shake]
Mae:{align=middle,width=6,locator=mallard locator}[shake=.08][size=1.8]M A L L A R D ! ! ![/size][/shake]
Mae:{align=middle,locator=mallard locator}[shake=.03]WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?[/shake][size=1.2][/size]
Mae: _o_ :|

[MallardsTomb::Exit]
Mae: It's locked. What the hell.
Mae: That is a fire hazard.
Mae: No seriously, is this thing is clearly marked as something it is not.
Mae: I'm coming back for you, exit door.
Mae: And we're gonna have a little chat.
Mae: With my boot.
Mae: Worst exit. Easily.

[MallardsTomb::MallardHimself]

[MallardsTomb::dead]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=mallard locator}I'll keep you a secret, Mallard.
Mae: But I'll visit. o/ :)
Mae: _o_ :|

[MallardsTomb::bloomingro]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=mallard locator}Mallard P. Bloomingro.
Mae: One of my absolute favorite things when I was a kid.
Mae: Proudest of the spring parade floats.
Mae: Dude. This is a tomb.
Mae: This is Mallard's Tomb.

[MallardsTomb::springtime]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=mallard locator}Oh Mallard.
Mae: Probably left here by the Possum Springs Chamber Of Commerce.
Mae: Forgotten!
Mae: But I found you.
Mae: And I know you're here.
Mae: And still a springtime terror.

[MallardsTomb::depressing]
Mae: {align=middle,locator=mallard locator}Mallard, dear dead Mallard.
Mae: You were my favorite anything when I was a kid.
Mae: I ran to the spring parade to see you.
Mae: You were like a big beaky dinosaur.
Mae: Mallard, you're still...
Mae: amazing forever. :)
Mae: :|

[MikeyAndMeg::Body]
Meg: Something wonderful happen?
Mae: No.
Meg: Oh.
Mikey: Looping again.

[MikeyAndMeg::Mikey]

[MikeyAndMeg::Meg]

[MikeyAndMeg::InitLevel]

[MikeyAndMeg::00_00]
Mae: Hey, you two don’t know what happened to the Park Store, do you?
Mae: It was like, right here.
Mikey: Naw, this is the Snack Falcon.
Meg: Yeah dude, it’s the Sna'lcon.
Mae: I mean “what happened to the building that was here
Mae: before the Snack Falcon?”
Mikey: Tore it down, dude.
Meg: Yeah dude, you not up on current events?
Mae: No! I’m not!
Mae: I don’t know about fall cookies either!
Mikey: Dude, they’re very tasty.
Mae: Yeah probably.
Mae: I was out of town for a while.
Mikey: Out of town doing what?
Mae: College.
Meg: Oh, where at?
Mae: State U, Shipp's Grove.
Mikey: Cool.
Meg: Hey, you seem pretty cool.
Mae: Oh...
I don’t like where this is going
Yeah I’m pretty cool.

[MikeyAndMeg::PrettyNice]
Meg: Well, nice girl
Meg: you could hang with us
Meg: in the tunnel by the trolleys?
Mae: Why, so you can mug me
Mae: or like force me to take shrooms
Mae: or whatever you do?
Mikey: Naw dude.
Mae: Ugh. Whatever.
Mae: If I got time.

[MikeyAndMeg::DontLikeWhereThisIsGoing]
Meg: I'm saying you seem pretty cool and smart.
Mae: That's right.
Meg: You should come hang in the tunnel
Meg: by the trolleys?
Mae: Why, so you can mug me
Mae: or like force me to take shrooms
Mae: or whatever you do?
Mikey: Naw dude.
Mae: Whatever.
Mae: If I got time.

[MikeyAndMeg::00_01]
Meg: Hey, cool girl.

[MikeyAndMeg::01_00]
Meg: Heeeey cool girl!
Mikey: We didn't think you'd come!
Mikey: But of course you did.
Mikey: Because you’re so cool.
Ok I really don’t like how this is starting off.
That’s right. Now what the hell do you want?

[MikeyAndMeg::DontLikeStart]
Mikey: What, you never made friends before?
Mae: So what exactly  do you want?

[MikeyAndMeg::WhatTheHellDoYouWant]

[MikeyAndMeg::01_00_Join]
Meg: Nothing, dude. God.
Mikey: You like this with everyone you meet?
Mae: No, just...
Mikey: what?
Mae: Listen I'm sure you're really nice.
Meg: You know what? Screw you.
Mikey: Weirdass chick.
Mae: I'm sorry, ok?
Meg: Whatever.

[MikeyAndMeg::01_01]
Mae: What do you got there?
Mae: Is that a collar?
Meg: Yeah, we found it over by Trolleyside.
Mae: oh no, I bet that's from someone's lost doggy!
Mikey: "doggy"?
Meg: it says "Stonkles"
Mikey: "stonkles"?
Mae: Stonkles. Stonkles the dog.
Mae: is there a phone number? address?
Meg: Nope.
Mae: Ugh that makes me so mad.
Mae: You gonna go to the cops?
Mikey: God no, dude.
Meg: No. Not our business. Not with cops.
Mae: Alright well give it to me then.
Meg: Whatever. Go find Stonkles.
Mikey: Let us know what you find, ok?
Mae: Look at me. I'm a dog detective.
Meh: Yippie-Ki-Yay

[MikeyAndMeg::01_02]
Meg: I know, baby.
Mikey: Just once I'd like something to work out.
Meg: Things will. Something’s gonna work out.
Mikey: Throw enough shit at the wall, huh?
Meg: And sooner or later the wall falls down. Or something.

[Mirror::EnterLevel_A1D3]
Mae: o>
Mae: Looking alright.
God, this shirt really accentuates my roundness, doesn't it?
I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face.

[Mirror::Roundness]
Mae:{locator=Left}I think the round zero doesn’t help. _o_
{locator=Right}It's cool, dude. Round is ok.
{locator=Right}I need to stop eating literally everything I see.

[Mirror::NeedToStopEatingEverything]
Mae: Ugh don't do this to yourself, Mae. :\
Mae: Not tonight.
Mae: Tomorrow you'll do lots of situps :)
Mae: and learn to like horrible things like kale
Mae: and everything will be great.

[Mirror::RoundIsOK]
Mae: <o>
Mae: I'm being body-positive like the internet said.  :)
Mae: I'm a real live person
Mae: _o_
Mae: and no one can prove I'm not. :|

[Mirror::WorstFace]
Mae:{locator=Left}Geez. What a mess. _o_
{locator=Right}My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.
{locator=Right}My messed up ear. My nightmare ear.

[Mirror::MyNightmareEyes]
Mae: [speed=.5][shake=.03][color=DF3912]Nightmare Eyes[/all] would be an excellent horror movie name. o_o :|
Mae: You’ll see the Nightmare Eyes outside your window.
Mae: [speed=.2][shake=.03][color=DF3912]and you'll know.[/all]
Mae: o_o

[Mirror::MyNightmareEar]
Mae:=_=
Mae: Oh yeah, well you should see the dog who did that.
Mae: Oh wait you can't, because he’s dead!
Mae: Because dogs don't live as long as people!
Mae: Put that in your pipe and smoke it, dog! \o/ o_o
Mae: [wave]with your skeleton lips![/wave]

[Mirror::YouCanDoThis]
Mae: o_o :| _o_
Mae: You can do this. People like you.
{locator=Left}People don’t like you. Clearly.
{locator=Left}You don’t like people. Clearly.

[Mirror::PeopleDontLikeYou]
Mae:{locator=Right} No friends at college!
Mae: Not even one.
Mae: Not really their fault. :\
Mae: Something's...
Mae: ...
Mae: Whatever. =_= :|

[Mirror::YouDontLikePeople]
Mae:{locator=Right} Just because that online test said
Mae: that your best chance at being happy
Mae: is a situation where everyone already likes you
Mae: but they mostly leave you alone
Mae: except when they're delivering food to you...
Mae: that doesn't mean you can hide in your room
Mae: and wait for that to happen.
Mae: That's how hermits are made, Mae.
Mae: And they die alone in the middle of winter.
Mae: Waiting for pizza from friends they don't want to see.

[Mirror::ColeCheck]

[Mirror::ColeWillBeThere]
Mae: Who cares if Cole is there?
Mae: Jerk. =_=
He’s probably up at school or whatever.
Prom was a mistake in like 10 different ways

[Mirror::HesProbablyUpAtSchool]
Mae: Taking classes. Being all successful. o_o
Mae: Probably doesn’t even think about me.
Mae: Which is good because I honestly don’t care.
Mae: But I hope to any god who is listening that he isn’t there.
Mae: Please whatevergod.
Mae: Make sure Cole isn’t there tonight.

[Mirror::PromWasAMistake]
Mae: That dress.
Mae: That picture under that doorway flower thing.
Mae: Less slowdancing than slowstanding.
Mae: Careful nontouching. No smooches.
Mae: I'm so glad I'm not a teenager anymore.

[Mirror::Cole_2]
Mae:{locator=Left} My breath tastes like tacos.
Mae:{locator=Right} This is a disaster.

[Mirror::WhatAreYouGonnaSay]
Mae:{locator=Left} Alright, what are you gonna say? o_o
Mae: You're a smooth talker. You're a smoothie. :)
Mae: o/
{locator=Right}[wave]"Hi, I’m Mae! How's it going?"[/wave]
{locator=Right}[wave]"Oh hey, I'm Mae! What's your name?"[/wave]
{locator=Right}[wave]"Hi, I'm Mae! I dropped out of college earlier this week!"[/wave]

[Mirror::HowsItGoing]
Mae: "Really? That's fascinating!"
Mae: "That is so true! Well, see you later!"
Mae: Ok good. That sounds normal. :| _o_
Mae: No one can prove you're not normal.
Mae: And really everyone looks normal in the dark.
Mae: I'm pretty sure that’s the only way sex works.

[Mirror::WhatsYourName]
Mae: "Oh, I think I know you from somewhere..."
Mae: "It's probably from when we were lovers
Mae: and we beat up that street gang
Mae: with chains and garbage cans."

[Mirror::IDroppedOut]
Mae: "And now I'm in the woods!
Mae: drinking!" \o/
Mae: _o_
Mae: geez this is yet another road to hermit-dom :\

[Mirror::ThisIsHopeless]
Mae: =_= :( _o_
Mae: This is hopeless.
Mae: Wheel me out to the curb for garbage day.
Mae: Oh geez they’ll be here any minute! o_o :|
Mae: Good luck, kid.
Mae:{locator=Left} I don’t need luck. =_= :)
Mae:{locator=Left} I make my own luck.
Mae:{locator=Left} With a luck machine. o_o :|

[OlPickaxe::Bill_A1D3]
Bea: Yeah Bill. Write it up as on the clock.
Bill: She’s not gonna like that.
Bea: I don’t care if she doesn’t like it.
Bea: It was her fault. Plain and simple.
Bea: That is time extra. We charge for that.
Bill: Alright then!
Hey, Bea!
What was that all about?

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A2D1.1]
Bea: Awkward conversation about the night before.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A2D1.2]
Bea: So awkward.

[OlPickaxe::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_WhatWasThat]
Bea: Ugh. Don’t even ask.
Bea: Mrs Miranda has locked one of our guys in her basement twice.
Mae: Why?
Bea: Because she’s old and she forgets.
Bea: Maybe if she gets a bill for it she’ll remember next time.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_Hey]
Bea: Hi.
Mae: How’s work?
Bea: Stressful. End of the month coming up.
Bea: And I have to start ordering in winter stuff.
Bea: Which means I have to bribe one or hopefully two of the guys
Bea: To unload the trucks.
Bea: Because I am not carrying in a truckful of rock salt my myself.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_2]
Mae: Huh.
Bea: What do you want?
Mae: Well, Gregg asked me to ask you if you would drive us to the party tonight?
Mae: You know, the one up in the state park?
Bea: Thanks for clarifying.
Bea: Otherwise I might have been confused
Bea: As to which of the dozens of parties
Bea: going down on any given night in Possum Springs
Bea: you were referring to.
Mae: ...are you being sarcastic? -_-
Bea: I’ll drive.
Mae: o_o :) Great! Thanks!
Bea: We’ll be by your house at 8:30.
Bea: Be ready or we’ll go without you.
Mae: Ok! :|

[OlPickaxe::InitLevel]

[Outskirts::InitLevel]

[Outskirts::Germ_A2D1]
Mae: Hi Germ!

[PartyClearing::Bea]
Bea: What?
Mae: Nothing.
Mae: Cool party!
Bea: Yep.
Mae: Whoya talking to?
Bea: Not you.
Mae: Yooooo.
Bea: What?
Mae: You’re kinda grouchy, did you know that?
Bea: No. I didn’t.
Jackie: Rude.
Mae: How long are you planning on staying?
Bea: Mae, we just got here like 10 minutes ago.
Mae: Oh.
Bea: Are you... how many beers have you had?
Mae: TWO!
Bea: Pace it out, Mae. You’re tiny.
Mae: HEY BEA
Bea: Yeah?
Bae: Oh god.
Bea: You’re drunk.
Bea: Already.
Mae: That’s why we came out here right???
Bea: Not really. I have to drive.
Bea: And even if I didn’t...
Mae: Well I don’t have my license!!!
Mae: So wooohooo for meeeee!!!!
Mae: HEY BEA
Bea: What?
Jackie: Who is that?
Bea: Remember Mae Borowski?
Jackie: Oh god.
Bea: Mae, you’re drunk.
Bea: You need to go chill by the fire.
Mae: I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooods!!!!!
Bae: GO. SIT. NOW.

[PartyClearing::EnterLevel]

[PartyClearing::Beer]
Mae: I don't know if I should have another drink right now.

[PartyClearing::SceneStart]
Mae: Ugh.
Mae: That was awful.
Mae: I hate beer.
Mae: I can't remember the last time I drank beer.
Mae: It’s not a delicious drink at all.
Mae: *sigh*
Mae: I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do.
Mae: Like doing taxes and having babies.
Mae: Screw it! I’m doing two beers!
(immediately drinks another beer)
Mae: I’m doing beer!
Mae: I still taste tacos!
Mae: OK?!
Bea: What?
Mae: NOTHING!

[PartyClearing::End]

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_BP0]
Mae: Hey dudes.
Gregg: Yo did you see Cole’s here?
Mae: OH GOD.
Angus: You ok?
Mae: Yeah. Totally fine.
Gregg: You gonna talk to him?
NO.
Yeah sure.
Mae: Urg.
Mae: He's just standing there! Like it’s no big deal!
Gregg: That jerk.
Angus: Totally.
Mae: You know what? I’m not gonna stand by
Mae: and let him stand by
Mae: while my night gets ruined!
Gregg: Yeah!
Mae: I’m going over there. I'm gonna talk to Cole.
Angus: Ruin your own evening!
Gregg: If anyone's gonna ruin your night, Mae, it really should be you.
Mae: Thanks guys.
Mae: Can you guys believe this dude playing guitar?
Gregg: Yep. Playing the douchebag hits.
Angus: I like this song!
Angus: Is this a douchebag song?
Mae: Naw don’t worry big guy.
Angus: ...
Gregg: There is a douchebag like this at every party.
Mae: You have no idea, Gregg.
Mae: Back in school you’d always have some frat boy
Mae: hanging out on the lawn
Mae: trying to look all sensitive.
Angus: Why is this a douchebag song???

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_YeahSure]
Gregg: Yeah man!
Angus: You sure, Mae?
Mae: Yeah! I mean why should I be weird about it?
Gregg: Well, I mean, you did write that song afterwards...

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_No]
Angus: Probably a good idea.
Gregg: I mean, you did write that song...

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_Song]
Gregg: What was it called?
Angus: "Go Get Dead, Angel Face"?
Mae: Uuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Mae: We don’t talk about Go Get Dead, Angel Face.

[PartyClearing::Cole]
Mae: Oh god. It’s...
Mae: Maybe I need another drink.
Mae: Oh hey, I’m Mae! What’s your name?
Cole: Is that you, Mae?
Mae: Oh, I think I know you from somewhere...
Cole: Uh yeah. Highschool.
Mae: Probably when we were lovers
Cole: Ha ha. Yeah I guess.
Mae: and we beat up that street gang
Cole: Oh yeah!
Mae: with chains and garbage cans.
Cole: Good times, Mae.
Cole: I still have that game, by the way.
Cole: My girlfriend back and school -
Mae: What the hell is your problem?
Cole: What?
Mae: Heyyyyy.
Cole: Mae? Is that you?
Cole: Wow. How are you?
Mae: Well earlier this week I dropped out of school
Mae: and now I’m drinking in the woods.
Cole: Wow ok!
Mae: What the hell is your problem?
Cole: What?
Mae: Hi, I’m Mae! How’s it going?
Cole: I just asked you that?
Cole: I mean, I’m fine.
Cole: Just back visiting for the weekend.
Mae: Really? That’s fascinating!
Cole: I guess.
Cole: I think that’s the first time in a while
Cole: anyone has called my life fascinating.
Mae: That is so true! Well, see you later!
Cole: Ok...
Mae: What the hell is your problem?
Cole: What?
Mae: Be cool, Mae.
Mae: Go get a drink and be cool.
Mae: Ugh, I don't know if I can do this.

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus]

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_BP1]
Mae: AAAAAAAGH
Gregg: How’d it go?
Mae: AAAAAAAAGH
Mae: Ugh
Angus: You ok?
Mae: Sometimes I think that people just don’t like me.
Gregg: Aw dude.
Gregg: That sucks.
Angus: Yeah Mae you shouldn’t be so down on yourself.
Gregg: Yeah, who cares if people don’t like you?
Angus: Ok. That’s not what I-
Gregg: SCREW EVERYONE MAE’S THE BEST!!! D: \o/
Douchebag: Yeah buddy!
Gregg: SHUT UP DOUCHEBAG! _o_ :|
Douchebag: ...what?
Mae: Thanks guys.
Mae: Ugh.
Angus: Problem?
Mae: Sometimes I think I just don’t like people.
Gregg: Yeah man eff the world.
Angus: Yeah eff it.
Mae: God someone really should just eff the world already.
Gregg: The world has gone uneffed for too long.
Angus: Effin’ right.
Mae: Did you guys hear something?
Angus: Like what?
Mae: Something in the woods over there...
Gregg: Oh yeah two people are making out on the rock behind us.
Mae: That can’t be very comfortable.
Gregg: Who needs comfort when you have makeouts?
Angus: But preferably you have both.
Gregg: It ain’t a perfect world, Angus.
Mae: They really are going at it up there.
Gregg: They suuuuuuure are.
Mae: You guys wanna... I dunno... stand somewhere else?
Gregg: Naw dude!
Angus: Why should we move?
Gregg: They’re the indecent ones.
Angus: We are gentlemen.
Mae: I’m starting to feel these two beers.
Angus: Yeah. I don’t really drink much.
Mae: I only had one beer before.
Gregg: Ha ha ha yeah and you spit it out!
Angus: Mae if you don’t drink you really should be careful.
Mae: Naw man, I’m cool.
Angus: Ok, well we’ll keep an eye on you.
Gregg: We will watch you like hawks.
Angus: Chaperone hawks.
Mae: Thanks dudes.
Gregg: Yep, they’re still making out.

[PartyClearing::GreggAngus_BP2]
Mae: HEY GREGGGG!
Gregg: Whoa dude.
Angus: You ok, Mae?
Mae: do you think the people makin’ out on
Mae: on that rock
Mae: met up there because
Mae: THERE’S A PORN LOGGG???
Gregg: OH MY GOD I BET THERE IS.
Angus: A what?
Gregg: You see it’s a log
Mae: where oldendays people
Mae: WOULD PUT POOOORN
Angus: How old we talking?
Angus: Like Revolutionary War era?
Angus: I think there’s an old cemetery from then back here somewhere...
Mae: These woods are full of old ghosts and porn logs and people making out!!!
Mae: HEY GREGGGG!
Gregg: Whoa dude. Are you ok?
Mae: Hey Gregg did you know I think
Mae: you an Angyyy
Mae: ...
Angus: “Angy?”
Mae: ARE SO CUUUUTE!!!
Gregg: I did know that, dude.
Mae: well GOOD
Mae: Hey Angyyyy... my dad knows your dad!
Mae: They used to worrrk together back in the 80s.
Angus: Ok.
Mae: He used to hang out at the barrr with your daddddy.
Gregg: Dude.
Gregg: Don’t ever say “daddy” again!
Gregg: You’re saying “daddy”!
Gregg: Douchebag’s playing a song about someone’s "daddy"!
Gregg: I can’t deal with this!
Gregg: My skin is crawling off of my skeleton!
Mae: pssst!
Angus: What?
Mae: My dad had to stop drinkin’ because
Mae: he was a danger to me n’ my mom.
Mae: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Gregg: Dude.
Angus: Ok Mae you’re not allowed to drink anymore.
Angus: Ever.
Angus: Ok Mae I’m a little worried about you.
Gregg: We failed at being chaperone hawks.
Angus: Someday, Bug.
Mae: Awwwww. I forgot you called him Buuuuug.
Gregg: ...
Angus: ...
Mae: Well I’m having a great time here in the woods ok.
Angus: Gregg, don’t you think Mae should maybe sit down?
Gregg: Yeah dude. You should sit.
Gregg: Dude sit down by the fire and chill, ok?

[PartyClearing::Gregg]

[PartyClearing::ColeByFireEnding]
Cole: Hey Mae.
Mae: Hey Cooole-io.
Cole: Wow. Haven't heard that in forever.
Mae: Iz been like THREE YEARS!
Mae: Thaz not long AT ALL!
Cole: ...well, it was good to see you.
Cole: I’m just back for a couple days from school, and-
Mae: SHUT UP ALREADY.
Cole: What?
Mae: We never even kissed!
Cole: Didn't we?
Mae: NO!
Cole: I'm... sorry?
Mae: I DON’T EVEN CARE!
Mae: I was like SO worried you were gonna be here.
Cole: Oh.
Mae: I PRAYED TO WHATEVERGOD!!!
Cole: what?
Mae: I FIGURED SOMEONE WOULD LISTEN!
Mae: BUT NO!
Mae: BECAUSE HERE YOU ARE!
Mae: The girl at the video store is all like
Mae: Woowoo! CUTE BOYS!!!
Mae: and you're a cute boy, cole
Cole: Oh! Thanks Mae, I-
Mae: BUT I HATE CUTE PEOPLE!!!
Mae: CUTE IS THE WORST!!!
Cole: Ok, we’ll I’m gonna go...
Mae: And iz not my fault I'm a total trashfire!
Mae: I GOT NIGHTMARE EYES!!!!! O_O
Mae: And the lazt thing you see iz my eyes oudside the window o_o
Mae: And then I ztab you with my knife!!! :) \o/
Mae: STAB STAB STAAAAABBB!!!! :| /o\
Mae: Boom! Dead! _o_
Mae: When the police get there you’re all
Mae: [color=#aaa][shake=.01][wave]N I G H T M A R E  E Y E S.[/all]
Gregg: NEW NICKNAME!
Mae: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DOG THAT BIT MY EAR.
Cole: What?
Mae: Yeah he grabbed on and wouldn't let go!
Mae: And he was like RAWARWARRAWARARARR
Mae: And I thought I was gonna DIE!!!
Mae: But then I grabbed a STICK!
Mae: And I beat his ass with it!
Mae: And I'll do the same thing to anyone!!!!
Mae: SO DON'T EFF WITH ME, KID!
Gregg: EFF THE WORLD!
Bea: Ok Mae, you're threatening people now.
Mae: No Bea, this is me being BODY POSITIVE.
Mae: READ THE INTERNET!!!!
Mae: I am gonna get in shape and kick all asses!
Mae: I'm gonna eat everyone! Everyone I see!
Bea: Mae, I think you need to-
Gregg: EFF EVERYONE! MAE'S THE BEST!
Angus: I agree! But maybe you should pace yourself!
Bea: I'm never driving any of you anywhere again.
Mae: EFF COLLEGE!!!
Gregg: Yeah!
Mae: ALL THOSE RICH KIDS AND HOT PEOPLE
Mae: ALL WRITING SEX AND HAVING PAPERS WITH EACHOTHER!
Angus: Close enough!
Mae: And that damn statue... pointing at me every day
Mae: supposed to be the founder
Mae: but just shapes...
Mae: I...
Mae: I'M A TOTAL TRASH MAMMAL!
Mae: AND NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO WORK OUT!
Mae: we never had a chance here
Mae: but i can't go anywhere else
Mae: ...
Mae: i'm home again
Mae: and i can do something besides sleep
Mae: and cry alone
Mae: *urp*
Mae: because things aren’t just things here, you know?
Mae: oh god
Mae: i'm so
Mae: sick
Mae: to
Mae: death
Mae: Does that make sense? Cole-io?
Cole: Mae, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
Cole: I think you’re a really great-
Mae: HOME AGAIN!!!! \o/ :)
Gregg: WOOOO!
Mae: WAAAAAAAAAAUGH _o_ :|
Mae: Tacos.

[PartyClearing::Log]

[PawsModeDiner::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Angus: This pizza isn't great.
Bea: It's pretty horrible.
Gregg: Dudes, haven't you heard of the pizza scale?
The What?
Screw it. Pizza good.

[PawsModeDiner::PizzaGood]
Gregg: That's basically the pizza scale.
Angus: He's explained it to me several times.
Angus: That's about it.

[PawsModeDiner::End]
Mae: Sweet.

[PawsModeDiner::TheWhat]
Gregg: There's a scale of pizza.
Gregg: On one end there's the worst pizza.
Gregg: But like everything right above that
Gregg: is still really good.
Bea: What's at the other end of the scale?
Gregg: It's pizza all the way up.

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Start]
MaePaws: Gregg.
MaePaws: These are the most important donuts.
GreggPaws: I am unworthy.
MaePaws: [shake=.03]Bow your head, you dirty fox![/shake]
MaePaws: We are in the presence of something greater than either of us.

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Donut1]
MaePaws: Oh deepest darkest god.
MaePaws: These donuts are a planet unto themselves.
GreggPaws: I've died and gone to donut.
MaePaws: I was dead but the donut gave me life.
GreggPaws: [size=1.2][shake=.03]All glories to the donut.[/shake][/size]

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Donut2]
GreggPaws: The donut's best secret is its middle.
MaePaws: The middle is a hole.
GreggPaws: It's nothing, surrounded by [wave]everything.[/wave]
MaePaws: But I'm sad when I get to the middle.
MaePaws: Just chomping air.
GreggPaws: Naw dude, like the hole makes you appreciate the donut.

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Donut3]
GreggPaws: Another thing, the hole is a handy grip!
MaePaws: Yes. How else are you going to pick things up
MaePaws: If they don't have holes in them.
GreggPaws: Naw, it's like a [wave]contrast.[/wave]
GreggPaws: Like something and nothing.
GreggPaws: And the nothing, like, helps you get a grip.
GreggPaws: On the something.
GreggPaws: Crap, I had it for a second.
MaePaws: Dude, this is getting deep.
GreggPaws: It's the donuts talking.

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Donut4]
MaePaws: [shake=.02]I think I can see the past and future.[/shake]
MaePaws: [shake=.02]I think I can see the birth and death of all things.[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.02]I can see the sun exploding.[/shake]
MaePaws: [shake=.02]Are we high?[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.02]No, these are just very[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.02]very[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.02]good donuts,[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.02]dude.[/shake]

[PawsModeDonutWolf01::Donut5]
MaePaws: [shake=.03]I have achieved perfect donut.[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.04]Dude, I am donut.[/shake]
MaePaws: [shake=.05]D O N U T[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.06]W O L F[/shake]
MaePaws: [shake=.07]RIDE THE CHARIOT[/shake]
GreggPaws: [shake=.08]TO DONUT HELL!!![/shake]

[PawsModeIntercom::GreggAndAngus]
Intercom: *bzzzzt*
Angus: Hello?
Mae: Hi! It's Mae.
Angus: Mae? Come on up!

[PawsModeIntercom::Intercom1]
Intercom: Hello? Hello?!?
Mae: Hey there. Oops.

[PawsModeIntercom::Intercom3]
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[PawsModeIntercom::Intercom4]
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[PawsModeIntercom::Intercom5]
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[PawsModeIntercom::Intercom6]
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[PawsModeMallard::EnterLevel]

[PawsModeMallard::Vermin]
MaePaws: Mallard! You're pregnant!
MaePaws: It's one of those god things!
MaePaws: Like when you have a baby because god?
MaePaws: Holy crap, you are the cutest vermin.
MaePaws: Who's the best vermin?
MaePaws: YOU ARE!
MaePaws: You look so hungry.
MaePaws: Is that why you're... um... not doing anything?
MaePaws: I will return with vermin chow!
MaePaws: Don't die!!!

[PawsModeSeveredArm::Intro]
Angus: Mae, that’s like, tampering with evidence.
Bea: Ugh. Am I going to have to start worrying
Bea: about getting dismembered on my way home?
Gregg: Shh. I’m watching this.
Bea: You don’t need your ears to watch.
Gregg: SHHHHHHHHHH!

[PawsModeSeveredArm::CopsArrive]
Molly: Now what's going on here!
Gregg: [shake=.05]Uh oh![/shake]

[PawsModeSeveredArm::FindTattoo]
Mae: Whoa. What’s that?
Gregg: Some kind of mark.
Mae: What?
Bea: Is that a tattoo?
Angus: That’s a tattoo.
Mae: What is it?
Gregg: I think you just sleuthed out a clue, dude.
Bea: Oh for eff’s sake you two.
Angus: Here come the cops.

[PawsModeTowneCentreEastPS::PamphletHarfest]
MaePaws: Oh god, Harfest is coming up.
MaePaws: Need to get a sweet costume going.
MaePaws: Eat pumpkin pie and hella candy corn.
MaePaws: Ride the unstable rides.
MaePaws: Throw up all over everyone.
MaePaws: ...Oh yeah

[PawsModeTowneCentreEastPS::PamphletCasey]
MaePaws: Casey knew what was up.
MaePaws: I wish they'd just accept that he hopped a train and got out.
MaePaws: He wouldn't be the first to just up and disappear one day.
MaePaws: Hope he's doing ok.

[PawsModeTowneCentreEastPS::PamphletMap]
MaePaws: I can see my house from here
MaePaws: is what I would say if this map wasn't like an amusement park map.
MaePaws: Over here is Coal Mine Kingdom!
MaePaws: Visit the abandoned Food Donkey!
MaePaws: Ride the worst bus ever!

[PawsModeTowneCentreEastPS::YarnBall]
MaePaws: Ok well that's just patronizing. Who would leave this here?
MaePaws: Oh man... it bounces.

[Playground::Molly]
Mae: -_-
Molly: Hello Mae. Been awhile.
Mae: Hey. What are you doing out here? Nothing better to do?
Molly: I was out here doing my rounds and I saw you in the off-limits playground.
Mae: So? :\
Molly: Get in the car, Mae.
Mae: No. :|
Molly: You want to spend your first night back in jail, Mae?
Mae: No. :(

[Playground::TowerTop]
Mae: It's only been 2 years since I lived here.
Mae: Not in this playground, Possum Springs I mean.
Mae: This is all getting jumbled. I should write it down.

[Playground::Branch]
Mae: Hey wow! Ok!
Mae: Now to the top of the tower
Mae: and I can take that wire right into town!
Mae: I hope no one cut the tree down out front of the house.
Mae: I used to make Mr. Penderson so mad
Mae: jumping all over it and running on the powerlines.
Mae: Whatever, everyone does it.
Mae: Practically another sidewalk.

[Playground::BoatTop.1]
Mae: Looks like the ladder's gone.
Mae: If I could just get to the top of this thing...
Mae: Ugh.

[Playground::BoatTop.2]
Mae: I could never make it up onto that tree when I was a kid.
Mae: The number logs mocked me.
Mae: The logs and the other kids.
Mae: It was a log-people alliance.

[Playground::BoatTop.4]
Mae: Run and jumpjumpjump!

[Playground::BoatWheel.1]
Mae: Ahoy!

[Playground::BoatWheel.2]
Mae: I definitely remember barely reaching the top of this wheel.
Mae: I definitely remember barely growing since then.

[Playground::X_BoatWheel.3]
Mae: There used to be one of those spinning block tic tac toe things.
Mae: Because that's why you come to a giant boatcastle.
Mae: To play a dumb game in the dumbest way.

[Playground::Fence.1]
Mae: OH COME ON.
Mae: Don't think I have the upper body strength to climb this...

[Playground::Fence.2]
Mae: You can't keep me out, Possum Springs.
Mae: I am queen of you.
Mae: ...
Mae: ... could probably just jump off this telephone pole...

[Playground::BeneathTree]
Mae: Wow. I haven't been here in maybe 10 years.
Mae: And apparently no one else has.

[Playground::BoatBottom.1]
Mae: I don't know what they were going for here.
Mae: Some sort of boat castle?
Mae: Most of it's gone now.
Mae: Just a thing for weird animals to eat and have babies in.

[Playground::BoatBottom.2]
Mae: I wonder what kind of weird animals have babies in there?
Mae: Dirt Possums. Night Snakes. Mystery beasts of all shapes.

[Playground::BoatBottom.3]
Mae: I remember Cathy Daminco's boyfriend took her here
Mae: to make out and then break up.
Mae: And then the next day Cathy pulled out Cindy Clark's nosering
Mae: at the Fort Lucenne Mall.
Mae: This entire area is so full of romance.

[Playground::BoatBottom.4]
Mae: Hey! You can still see Mr Snorkles on this!

[Playground::TowerTopB]
Mae: Here's a powerline.
Mae: Let's go home.

[Playground::EnterLevel]

[Playground::BoatTop.3]
Mae: Just gotta run and then keep bouncing.
Mae: Third jump was usually the big one.
Mae: It's physics or something.

[Ravine::Creek.2]
Mae: Shopping bags are little ghosts
Mae: of grocery stores
Mae: haunting everywhere else.

[Ravine::Creek.3]
Mae: Oh wow I heard a toad.
Mae: And a ghost owl.
Mae: I bet there are any number of potential witch familiars down here.

[Ravine::Creek.1]
Mae: There used to be an old sawmill around here I think.
Mae: I mean the park up there's called Sawmill Park.
Mae: Looks like they lost a log load at some point.
Mae: *sigh*
Mae: Gonna have to climb this I guess.

[Ravine::BottomOfCliff]
Mae: Well...
Mae: ...shit.
Mae: hm...

[Ravine::BottomOfPipes.1]
Mae: Ugh. This is some dank nature.
Mae: Dank nature and garbage.

[Ravine::BottomOfPipes.2]
Mae: Are these Food Donkey shopping carts?
Mae: That's all the way across town!
Mae: That's dedication!

[Ravine::TopPipe]
Mae: Wow. Ok. Um.
Mae: Town's on the other side of this
Mae: but this is...
Mae: it's just really dark
Mae: and i'm alone.
Mae: Really dark, really lonely.
Mae: Hey little guys, you gonna light my way?
Mae: Do something useful?
Mae: Maybe if more of your bug friends came along...
Mae: Hm... ok
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Not that I'm scared of the dark.
Mae: But yeah.
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Well it's pretty dark down there.
Mae: But you bugs are doing an ok job of fixing that.
Mae: Maybe we just need a few more of your friends...
Mae: Listen, bugs:
Mae: We need more bugs.
Mae: Oh my god, I'm herding bugs.
Mae: So I can jump off a pipe into a ravine.
Mae: What has happened to my life?
Mae: A few more bugs and I'll jump off this pipe probably.
Mae: Wow.
Mae: I mean screw college anyway
Mae: I'm a bug whisperer!
Mae: Alright! Onward!

[Ravine::AfterLogSlide]
Mae: Oh my god.
Mae: That was dangerous!
Mae: I could have died!
Mae: That was amazing!
Mae: ...
Mae: ...hello?
Mae: ...
Mae: I need to get out of this hole.

[SnackFalcon::WalkToCounter_A1D1]
Gregg: OH. MY. GOD.
Mae: Hey Gregg! :)
Gregg: What are you doing here?
Mae: I'm back! :|
Gregg: Like back as in today? :)
Mae: Back as in back.
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! \o/
Mae: How's Angus? You two still a thing?
Gregg: _o_
Gregg: WHAT?
Mae: Angus!
Gregg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? \o/
Mae: I live here!
Gregg: Come to band practice! _o_
Mae: Oh my god! The band is still a thing? :o
Gregg: Sure!
Mae: When's practice? :|
Gregg: Now!
Mae: When do you get off work?
Gregg: Now!
Mae: Really? :)
Gregg: _o_
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[SnackFalcon::WalkToCounter_A2D1]
Gregg: Band practice! Y/Y?
Yes
Yes

[SnackFalcon::InitLevel]

[SnackFalcon::Yes_A2D1]
Gregg: Right answer!

[SnackFalcon::Gregg]
Gregg: This is my default dialogue!
Gregg: You're probably here on the wrong day or...
Gregg: ...maybe my dialogue for this day hasn't been created yet.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.1]
Gregg: Hey Mae.
Gregg: Got cups on my ears.
Wow.
Why?

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Why]
Gregg: I was thinking about how they have beaches in Bright Harbor
Gregg: And then I was thinking about the ocean
Gregg: And then I put cups on my ears
Gregg: And it sounds like the ocean.
Mae: Wow dude you took me on a journey.
Mae: Speaking of... uh... nothing I guess...
Mae: Do you know where I could find Angus?
Gregg: At work! At the video store.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Wow]
Gregg: Sounds like the ocean in here.
Mae: That’s great dude.
Mae: You seen Angus?
Gregg: E V E R Y N I G H T
Mae: Yeah.  I meant like
Mae: "Where is Angus right now?"
Gregg: At work! At the video store.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Body]
Gregg: What do you want Angus for?
Mae: Got computer problems.
Mae: Figured he might know a thing or two.
Gregg: He’s a hacker.
Mae: Really?
Gregg: I’m pretty sure he hacks.
Mae: Wow.
Mae: Cool dude! I’ll catch you later.
Gregg: Definitely! I’m so glad you’re back!!! :)
Gregg: :|

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.2]
Gregg: So that arm, huh?
Mae: Geez, yeah. What the hell.
Gregg: What do you think happened?
Mae: I don’t know.
Mae: How does an arm end up on the sidewalk?
Mae: In *Possum Springs*?
Gregg: I mean kinda cool, but creepy?
Gregg: And like, two doors down from our apartment.
Mae: Yeah, you live in Towny Centry now, right?
Mae: You live in Towny Centry now?
Gregg: Yeah we live next door! :)
Gregg: Ha ha, man you have been away for a long time.
Mae: I have.
Gregg: :|

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.3]
Mae: You up for hanging out later?
Mae: So much to catch up on!
Gregg: Naw, got dinner with the family.
Mae: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Gregg: ...
Gregg: A friendly thing.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.4]
Gregg: Is it 6 o'clock yet?

[Taxi::Body]
Taxi: Hello. I am the taxi man.
Mae: You don't say.
Taxi: Where would you like to go?
Taxi: Where do you wanna go?

[Taxi::TaxiOptions]
Towne Centre
Home
Church Hill
Nowhere, thanks

[Taxi::ChurchHill]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::TowneCentre]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::MaeStreet]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::Cancel]
Taxi: Oh. Okay then.
Taxi: What are you wasting my time for??
Taxi: Yeesh. Don't sit there if you don't want me to show up.
Taxi: Are you sure you don't want to go anywhere?
Mae: Yeah. Sorry.
Taxi: Not even a spin around the block?
Mae: ...
Taxi: *sigh*
Taxi: Please be sure next time you summon me!

[Taxi::Start]

[TestFriendshipQuest::EnterLevel]
Mae: Friendship Quest simulation...
Mae: BEEP BOOP
Mae: Okay, it's done!

[TestOptions::EnterLevel]
Mae: I have options...
This is option 1
This is option 2 it is a much larger option so hopefully it will create a giant speech bubble
This is option 3

[TestOptions::Option]
Mae: Yay!
Option 1
Option 2

[TestOptions::Whatever]
Mae: Thingy!

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.1]
Mae:{locator=monument}I think I have a great-great-uncle or something on this.
Mae:{locator=monument}Yep, there you go. Anselm Borowski.
Mae:{locator=monument}"Anselm?"
Mae:{locator=monument}Even in life, he was tragic.

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.2]
Mae:{locator=monument}A possum on top, of course. Always, always a possum.

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.3]
Mae:{locator=monument}We like our war monuments in Possum Springs.
Mae:{locator=monument}There are 2 really ancient ones over in Olde Possum Springs.
Mae:{locator=monument}Three in town proper.
Mae:{locator=monument}And I think they put a new one up on Pill Hill.
Mae:{locator=monument}There's one up by Possum Leap, but that one's spooky.
Mae:{locator=monument}I haven't been up there since that party we're not going to think about.

[TowneCentreEast::VeryTop]
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}Years ago I thought when I was 20 I'd never be able to climb this high up anymore.
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}Shows what you know, little Mae.
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}...

[TowneCentreEast::Windmill]
Mae: I think these are supposed to be weather stations?
Mae: Pioneer Scouts made them when they weren't playing football
Mae: or learning about [wave]MANHOOD[/wave].

[TowneCentreEast::BlockedEast]
Mae: I am not climbing these stairs today. Got no need for church or the rich neighborhood.
Mae: No gods, no masters, no effing stairs today please.
Mae: My god.
Mae: What kind of weather did I miss?
Mae: This is nuts.
Mae: Oh well, wasn't going to church anyway.

[TowneCentreEast::InitLevel]
Gregg: =_=

[TowneCentreEast::Travis]
Travis: You suck, Mae.
Mae: ...
Travis: Yeah, you heard me.
Mae: ......
Travis: You suck.
Mae: You are the WORST.
Travis: My car got trashed.
Mae: Maybe if you weren't such a jerk...
Travis: Wait what? Where's this coming from?
Mae: Maybe it was... carma.
Travis: Like Karma?
Mae: N-no... You don't. Oh.
Travis: Nice.

[TowneCentreEast::CautionSign]
Mae: CAUTION: Do not jump on street lights.
Mae: Do not run on power lines.
Mae: Do not leap between roofs.
Mae: You could die.
Mae: Thank you!

[TowneCentreEast::Gregg_A0D0]

[TowneCentreEast::GreggRoof]
Mae: So... um... what happened?
Gregg: Snuck into the elevator
Gregg: but when I got out here the window shut behind me.
Mae: Why were you coming up here to begin with, dude?
Mae: You're not exactly cut out for jumping around roofs.
Gregg: I guess I'm just not feeling it today
Gregg: so I thought I'd throw something off the roof.
Gregg: Oh yeah, I also stole a garden gnome.
Mae: Just having one of your off-days?
Gregg: I guess.
Mae: I was thinking before of what would happen
Mae: if I burned myself alive in my bedroom.
Gregg: ok. :| o_o
Mae: I was thinking that I'd totally haunt here forever.
Mae: Just really bum everyone out.
Gregg: Oh dude I'd bite everyone in the ass.
Gregg: They'd be like what the hell, who just bit my ass???
Gregg: [shake=.04]RAWR ASSBITE!!!!![/shake] D:
Gregg: :|
Mae: I was thinking about being here forever.
Mae: Or being anywhere forever.
Mae: Like a dracula.
Gregg: If I was gonna haunt someplace forever, I don't know if it'd be Possum Springs.
Gregg: This town sucks. This town is a dracula.
Gregg: Tell you what:
Gregg: You go down, ride the elevator back up and let me back in.
Gregg: Then we can borrow Bea's car and go to Donut Wolf.
Mae: I dunno... Bea and I aren't really...
Gregg: No it's cool, me and angus borrow it all the time.

[TowneCentreEast::GreggRoofGnomeDecision]
Mae: Sweet dude. Did you want to throw this gnome?
Gregg: I dunno. What do you think?
Naw dude. This gnome's partying with us tonight.
Obviously. This isn't even a question.

[TowneCentreEast::GreggRoofToss]
Gregg: Yep, that did it. I feel better.
Mae: Good dude.
Gregg: Can we get off this roof now?
Mae: I am never gonna let you live this down.
Gregg: Hey asscat, you want Donut Wolf or not? -_-
Mae: {width=4}[shake=.06]AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![/shake] \o/
Gregg: [shake=.04]RIDE THE CHARIOT![/shake] D: \o/
Mae: [shake=.04]To Donut Hell!!!![/shake] \o/ :D

[TowneCentreEast::GreggRoofNoToss]
Gregg: You got lucky, gnome.
Mae: Stop talking. Donut Wolf.
Gregg: Get going already!
Mae: {width=4}[shake=.06]AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!![/shake] \o/ :)

[TowneCentreEast::TZEmployeeAuto]
Donna: What?
TZEmployee2: And where exactly are you planning on going?
Donna: I dunno. Ham Panther?
TZEmployee2: But honey you're only gonna get minimum there.
TZEmployee2: And I hear they're murder..
Donna: *THIS* place is murder.
Donna: I don't think I can handle one more incoming call.
Donna: I wake up sometimes because I hear that *BING* noise.
TZEmployee2: Nowadays I just take a sleeping aid. Works wonders.
Donna: We shouldn't have to drug ourselves to get our sleep back from this job!
TZEmployee2: Well, Ham Panther isn't gonna give you a bonus.
TZEmployee2: Ham Panther doesn't even have a leaderboard.
Donna: But it isn't calls.
Donna: It isn't sales.
Donna: I wouldn't be  waiting for that *BING*.
TZEmployee2: I don't know, honey...
TZEmployee2: Maybe you'll have a good shift today and get on the leaderboard
TZEmployee2: And we'll see how you feel then?
Donna: I guess. But it won’t change anything.

[TowneCentreEast::TZEmployeeEmoticonLoop]
TZEmployee2: Coffee.
Donna: Cigarettes.

[TowneCentreEast::PoleWorker_00_00]
Mae: Whatcha doing up there?
PoleWorker: streetlight got tore off in that big storm a few days back
PoleWorker: don’t help that idiots keep jumping on it
Mae: That’s a shame.
PoleWorker: spread the word to the other kids
Mae: Adults.
PoleWorker: Oh ho ho I don’t think so.
PoleWorker: Adults got jobs and better things to do anyway.
Mae: Ah.
PoleWorker: Anyway youse tell those other kids to lay off.
PoleWorker: Gonna get themselves or somebody else killt!

[TowneCentreEast::PoleWorker]

[TowneCentreEast::PoleWorker_00_01]
Mae: You know when they're fixing the steps?
Mae: I desperately need to get to church.
PoleWorker: Tomorrow, I think.
Mae: The vampires can't go on sacred ground.
PoleWorker: I ain’t seen no vampires around here.
PoleWorker: 'cept maybe the government
PoleWorker: Suckin' us dry!
Mae: You've taken over my vampire story.
Mae: I’m leaving.
PoleWorker: Watch out for 'em bloodsuckers, kid.
Mae: ADULT!!!!

[TowneCentreEast::SeeGregg]
Mae: o/
Mae: Hey Gregg!
Mae: _o_
Gregg: {medianLocator,align=middle}Hey Maedae
Mae: Whatcha doin up here, dude?
Gregg: {medianLocator,align=middle}Got locked out.
Mae: Ok, I'm coming up. Just hang tight.

[TowneCentreEast::OldCat]
Mae: Um... hey there. You ok?
OldCat: ...
Mae: You from around here?
OldCat: No.
Mae: You from off the train, then?
OldCat: Got sick, had to stop. Everyone knows not to stop in Possum Springs anymore.
Mae: On account of our stringent vagrancy policy?
OldCat: Some hold their breaths when we roll through town.
Mae: Uh huh? So what are you doing up here?
OldCat: Sleeping. Keeping off the streets.
Mae: Can't be very warm.
OldCat: It's a lot colder in the west end of town. Best keep high and eastward.
Mae: Ok then, we'll I'll be going...
OldCat: At dusk I have to make it to the tracks and hop anything out of here.
OldCat: But truth is, I'm too afraid to leave this roof.
Mae: Afraid of what?
OldCat: "Don't get off in Possum Springs." I knew that.
OldCat: I got off here. I screwed up.
Mae: What are you afraid of?
OldCat: ...
Mae: Hey listen, dude, I mean if you want to hang out up here I don't care.
Mae: Just don't like steal anything or eat anyone's pet or whatever.
Mae: I mean hey, we all have hard times, and
OldCat: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
OldCat: Please go away.
OldCat: ...

[TowneCentreEast::Pee]
Mae: I thought he stopped doing the peeing thing.
Mae: Something must be pretty wrong.

[TowneCentreEast::Teen1_Demo]
Mae: 'sup!
Mae:You guys are still in highschool, right?
Teen3:Yeah probably.
Mae:Man, me and Gregg totally set that place on fire once! :)
Teen1:You didn't burn it down, though.
Mae: :|
Mae:No, but I mean...
Teen2:So the story here is that you didn't burn the school down.
Teen1:That's easy to do.
Teen3:Look at us. We're also not burning down the school.
Teen2:But you don't see us bragging about it.
Mae: I'm not bragging! :(
Teen1: Oh ok then. What did you want?
Mae: Nothing! Geez!
Mae: :|
Teen1: {emote=pentagram}
Teen1: {emote=crossbones}
Teen1: {emote=heartbreak}

[TowneCentreEast::Teen1]

[TowneCentreEast::Teen1WalkAway]
Teen1: Yo, you know Gregg, right?
Mae: He's my best friend.
Teen2: [wave]Aw.[/wave]
Teen3: Dude shut up.
Teen1: Yeah I think he's stuck on the roof.
Mae: Wait what?
Teen2: Yeah I think he went up there and got locked out.
Teen3: He looks so sad.
Teen1: I was gonna call my mom to tell her to call the fire department, but...
Mae: Why is he up on the roof?
Teen2: Pssh. I don't know, and I'm not his [color=EC4D67][wave]best friend[/all].
Teen3: You are such a dick.

[TowneCentreEast::SteveScriggins]
SteveScriggins: {width=2} Huh. Didn't know you were [color=999999]back.[/all]
Geez, does everyone know?{width=1.5}
Do I know you?{width=.7}

[TowneCentreEast::ScrigginsLoop]
SteveScriggins: Got any copper?

[TowneCentreEast::ScrigginsDoesEveryoneKnow]
SteveScriggins: No shame in quittin', quitter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mae:Oh god, you're Steve Scriggins.
Mae:I didn't know you were still in town.
SteveScriggins:Yeah, strippin' copper.
Mae:Ok
SteveScriggins:We have big bonfire in the field behind my brother's house every weekend
SteveScriggins:to burn off all the building scrap stuff that isn't copper.
Mae:Um
SteveScriggins:Because of all the stuff in it the fire burns like 10 times hotter.
Mae:...
SteveScriggins:You can't get near it without dying!
SteveScriggins:You should come sometime!
Mae:no.
SteveScriggins:ok.

[TowneCentreEast::ScrigginsDoIKnowYou]
SteveScriggins: Steve Scriggins
Mae: I.. I'm not sure...
SteveScriggins: You may remember my handiwork, I locked that [color=999999]teacher...[/color]
Mae: ...in the supply closet...
SteveScriggins: IN THE [color=999999]SUPPLY CLOSET[/color]
Mae: ...before Christmas break. He was in there for
SteveScriggins: [wave]TWO WEEKS![/wave]
Mae: He ate spanish workbooks and drank glue to survive. :\
SteveScriggins: [shake=.05]YEAH HE DID![/shake]
Mae: :|
Why did you do that?
Didn't he die from that?

[TowneCentreEast::ScrigginsWhyDidYouDoThat]
SteveScriggins: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SteveScriggins: I'm a [color=999999][wave]menace![/all]

[TowneCentreEast::ScrigginsDidntHeDie]
SteveScriggins: Nope, he walked into an open sewer!
Mae: Oh my god really?
SteveScriggins: Excellent death!
Mae: Wow, yeah. Excellent death.
SteveScriggins: Inspiring. I hope I go out like that or in a shootout with the cops.
Mae: Those are both very attainable goals.
SteveScriggins: ...[wave]EXCELLENT[/wave] [color=999999]death...[/color]

[TowneCentreEast::BlockedWest]
Mae: I saw a weird possum over there last week. Still filled with such dread.
Mae: I could go visit Angus at work or hit the Snack Falcon, but I dunno.
Mae: They're over there.
Mae: With the possum.
Mae: Is there anything more depressing than the vacant ruins of the party barn?
Mae: I'm too depressed to go any further.

[TowneCentreEast::VandalismBird]
Bird: Hey! What are you doing!
Mae: OMG!

[TowneCentreEast::VandalismGoose]
Goose: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Mae: Oops!

[TowneCentreEast::VandalismMouse]
Mouse: Hey! Cut that out!
Mae: Oh, sorry! :(
Mae: :|

[TowneCentreWest::EnterLevel_A1D1]

[TowneCentreWest::OutsideDiner]
Mae: It’s really great to be back.
Gregg: Dude we can hang out every day!
Angus: Oh my god.
Bea: Holy crap.
Mae: What?
Angus: Is that an arm?
Bea: That’s an arm.
Gregg: NOBODY MOVE.
Gregg: LET’S POKE IT WITH A STICK.
Mae: I CALL FIRST!!! \o/
Mae: Hey Aunt Molly! We found an arm!
Molly: Alright Mae, put the stick down and step away from the arm.
Mae: Alright alright! Don’t taser me or anything.
Molly: No promises.
Gregg: Oh well I think it’s time for Angus and I to get home.
Gregg: See you tomorrow, Mae!
Molly: Alright I don’t want any of you walking home alone tonight
Molly: buddy system. Something bad’s going on.
Bea: I can drive Mae home, officer.
Molly: Thank you, Bea.
Mae: Yeah thanks, Bea! Let’s roll!

[TowneCentreWest::InitLevel_A1D1]

[TowneCentreWest::Scout1]

[TowneCentreWest::Scout2]

[TowneCentreWest::Scouts]

[TowneCentreWest::Scouts_00_00]
Scout1: Hey! Buy some cookies?
Scout2: Yeah, buy some cookies!
Mae: Huh. We always sold cookies in the spring.
Scout1: We have fall cookies now!
Scout2: Yeah, you not up on current events?
Mae: Geez! No! I’m not up on current events!
Scout1: Buy 9 boxes right now!
Scout2: Pleeeease!!!
Mae: I don't have any money.
Scout1: Then move along, pooreo!

[TowneCentreWest::Scouts_00_01]
Scout1: Cookies! Getcha cookies here!

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoers]

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoer1]

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoer2]

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoers_00_00]
Bargoer1: It’s almost 5! Quittin' time!
Bargoer2: Kick back some brews and watch the Smelters!

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoers_00_01]
Bargoer1: Better take shelter! Here come the Smelters!

[TowneCentreWest::LeftSideBlocker]
Mae: Don’t think I’m gonna find Gregg out by the abandoned Food Donkey.
Mae: Better head Snack Falcon-wards.
Mae: I just want my computer. I need the internet.
Mae: It's more important than whatever's out there.
Mae: I've got more important things to do right now.

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoers_01_00]
Bargoer 1: How 'bout them Smelters?
Bargoer 2: Kicked some Blue Bear ass last night!
Bargoer 1: Good game, good game.
Bargoer 2: Gonna be a hell of a season, bud.

[TowneCentreWest::Scouts_01_00]
Scout1: HEY! BUY 9 BOXES OF FALL COOKIES PLEASE
Mae: No money here!
Scout2: Then mooooove along, peasant!
Scout1: Hey. Listen. We're scouts, ok?
Scout2: Yeah, and?
Scout1: Scouts don't call people peasants, ok?
Scout2: Yeah, you're right.
Scout1: Even if they are peasants.
Scout2: Scouts are nice to peasants.
Mae: You two are learning valuable lessons.

[TowneCentreWest::Bargoers_01_01]
Bargoer1: Smelters! Smelters! Comin' for you!
Bargoer1: Whatchoo gonna do? Whatchoo gonna do?

[TowneCentreWest::Scouts_01_00]
Scout2: Cookies! Help the scouts!Keep us off the streets!

[TunnelEast::UNUSED]
Mae: Hey hey! Gimme all yer pretzels!
Mae: [size=1.25]Hey![/all]
Mae: [shake=.05][size=1.5]Hey![/all]
Table1: Do you mind? He's in a [speed=.5]pierogi trance[/speed]. Come back later.
Mae: I come here all the time and I've never seen a pierogi trance.
Table1: He's makin' something [speed=.5]extra special[/speed], [wave]dear.[/wave] Something that ain't never been pierogi'd before.
Mae: Ugh. [color=aaaaaa]Dear.[/all]

[TunnelEast::Cook_00_00]
Mae: Hey, I just got back in town
Mae: and the one thing I missed most was-
Cook: HEY!
Cook: I REMEMBER YOU!
Mae: :) o/
Mae: Hello!
Cook: THIEF!
Mae: :| _o_
Mae: Oh COME ON.
Mae: That was years ago!
Cook: ONCE A THIEF, ALWAYS A THIEF.
Mae: Alright, you know what? =_=
I’m not a thief! You take that back!
This isn't even a restaurant!

[TunnelEast::Cook]

[TunnelEast::Cook_NotAThief]
Mae: I’ve stolen from better places than this! o_o
Mae: I wouldn’t lower myself to steal from here!
Cook: YEAH YEAH YEAH
Cook: GO JUMP IN THE RIVER.

[TunnelEast::Cook_IsntEvenARestaurant]
Mae: It's a crappy foodstand in a hole!
Cook: This establishment has been in business for 50 years!
Mae: 50 CRAPPY YEARS IN A HOLE! o_o
Mae: You know what else has been in a hole for 50 years?
Mae: \o/ :(
Mae: DEAD PEOPLE FROM THE 60s!
Cook: No respect! No respect, this one!
Mae: YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HOLE PRETZELS
Mae: AND YOUR DAMP PIEROGIES
Mae: _o_ :|
Cook: YEAH YEAH YEAH
Cook: GO JUMP IN THE RIVER.

[TunnelEast::RightBench]
Mae: Usually someone fishing here. For tunnel fish. Because why the hell not.
Mae: The tunnel flooded, and we lost a bit more land to the fish.

[TunnelEast::Stairs]

[TunnelEast::Stairs00]
Mae: I still can't believe they kept this place open after the flood took out the trolleys.
Mae: Never underestimate the power of old people to get state funding.
Mae: Which is why we have more war memorials than there were wars.

[TunnelEast::Stairs01]
Mae: We were at Aunt Janet's place up in Fort Lucenne when that flood hit.
Mae: Our house had two feet of water in the living room when we came back.
Mae: Mudslides took out a few houses in Underhill.
Mae: Casey Hartley came by in his dad's boat.
Mae: Gregg kept trying to ride his bike in the water and got stranded on top of a doghouse.

[TunnelEast::Stairs02]
Mae: We were at Aunt Janet's place up in Fort Lucenne when that flood hit.
Mae: Our house had two feet of water in the living room when we came back.
Mae: Mudslides took out a few houses in Underhill.
Mae: Casey Hartley came by in his dad's boat.
Mae: Gregg kept trying to ride his bike in the water and got stranded on top of a doghouse.

[TunnelEast::LeftSideLocked]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}Well if I can't get a pretzel this is basically a wet, underground old folks home.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}Can't even get into rest of the tunnel right now, but it's just as well.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}It's full of teens.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}Ugh. Teens.

[TunnelEast::Stand]

[TunnelEast::Stand00]
Mae: Always pretty empty in here this time of day.
Mae: Don't know why they don't just close up until dinner time.
Mae: =_=
Mae: But whatever, screw this place. They won't sell me a pretzel anyway.
Mae: o_o

[TunnelEast::Stand01]
Mae: It was years ago.
Mae: It was one pretzel.
Mae: I'm not a thief.
Mae: But I was [shake=.01][size=1.2]HUNGRY[/all]
Mae: What, did they want me to [size=1.2]STARVE[/all]?
Mae: =_=
Mae: They probably did.
Mae: Monsters.
Mae: o_o

[TunnelEast::Stand02]
Mae: I've stolen from better places than this!

[TunnelEast::InitLevel]

[TunnelEast::Fisherman_A1D2]
Fisherman: Pale white tunnel fish.
Fisherman: Easy to catch and so delish.
Mae: That’s good.
Fisherman: Oh god you were listening

[TunnelEast::Rosa_A1D2]
Rosa: Oh, hello Mae!
Mae: Um.
Mae: Do I know you?
Rosa: I don't know if you remember me? Miss Rosa?
Mae: Hm...
Rosa: I knew your grandad.
Rosa: I visited you the day after you were born.
Rosa: You were so small.
Mae: ...
Rosa: I guess some things don’t change, eh?
Mae: How did you know grandad?
Rosa: I’m here most days, why don’t you stop by sometime
Rosa: and I’ll tell you all about him?
Rosa: *things your parents might not ‘a told ya*
Mae: Alright, you’ve got my interest.
Rosa: See you later, Mae!

[TunnelEast::Fisherman_A1D3]
Fisherman: Wife long gone, kids don’t care.
Fisherman: Tunnel fish are always there.
Mae: Ha ha yeah man.
Fisherman: Oh god please don’t listen.

[TunnelEast::MsQuelcy]

[TunnelEast::MsQuelcy_Demo]
Mae: o/
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Hey Ms. Quelcy! Are you on... a phone?
Mae: _o_
MsQuelcy:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Mae, I think I found signal.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Oh my god.
MsQuelcy:{locator=Quelcy}I know, Mae. I know.
{locator=MaeQuelcy}So how's art class this year?
{locator=MaeQuelcy}I'm surprised you even carry a phone around town. No one else does.
MsQuelcy: Mae, you're scaring the signal away.

[TunnelEast::MsQuelcy_Demo_Phone]
MsQuelcy: I have a comprehensive internal database of unsecured wifi hotspots.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}That's scandalous.
MsQuelcy: Me stealing wifi is about the 10th most scandalous thing involving a phone I've encountered this week.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Oh?
MsQuelcy:{locator=Quelcy}I caught several students earlier this week, back of the art room, looking at ...visual reference.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Oh... :\
MsQuelcy:{locator=Quelcy}I swear they should stop calling these smartphones and start calling them tupperware for porn.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Yeah. They should call them that. :|
MsQuelcy: It's not like we get any signal in Possum Springs.
MsQuelcy: If I see a kid with a phone I just assume they're carrying a smut bomb waiting to go off.

[TunnelEast::MsQuelcy_Demo_ArtClass]
MsQuelcy: Well, we're studying anatomy for figure drawing
MsQuelcy:and I'm trying to somehow work it into the sex ed class this district won't allow us to have.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}I won't tell. :)
MsQuelcy: I guess if all else fails we could make onesies.
Mae: :|

[TunnelEast::MsQuelcy_Demo_End]
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Well, best of luck with the signal!
MsQuelcy: Hey, Mae? I know you just recently got back, but I have some free advice for you.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}What's that?
MsQuelcy: Get out now while you still can.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Um. Thanks. :\
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Why are you still here if you hate it so much?
MsQuelcy: Child, I am paid to be here.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}Ok. Thanks?
MsQuelcy: Run. Run away. Get a job in far away lands. Join the circus. Be not here.
Mae:{locator=MaeQuelcy}... :|
MsQuelcy: You're welcome.

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeens]

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeens_00_00]
Mae: Hey teens.
TunnelTeen1: Hey.
Mae: What are you guys doing?
TunnelTeen1: ...
Mae: ...
TunnelTeen1: nothing.
Mae: Cool!

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeens_00_01]
Mae: Cool that people still hang around down here.
Mae: We used to do that when I was in highschool.
TunnelTeen1: yeah.
Mae: I wasn’t in high school that long ago, you know.
TunnelTeen2: How old are you?
Mae: 20!
TunnelTeen2: Oh so you can’t buy beer.
Mae: ...no.
TunnelTeen1: Do you have a car?
Mae: ...no.
TunnelTeen2: hm.

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeenStairs]
Mae: I’m gonna need some kind of teen interpreter
Mae: if I’m gonna come down here.
Mae: My god, I’m 20 and they’re already like aliens.
Mae: Oh my old bones.

[TunnelWest::InitLevel]

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeen1]

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeen2]

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeen3]

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeens_01_00]
Mae: Hey kids!
TunnelTeen1: Hey adult.
Mae: Well I was your age only a few years ago.
TunnelTeen2: Uh huh.
Mae: ...
Mae: Well, see ya later!

[TunnelWest::TunnelTeen4]

[Underhill::Selmers_00_00]
Mae: Selmers!
Selmers: What are you doing home?
Mae: Dropped out!
Selmers: Wow.
Mae: Yeah I guess.
Selmers: So, like, you just don’t go back?
Mae: That’s about it.
Selmers: Weird.

[Underhill::Selmers_00_01]
Mae: So how've you been?
Selmers: Ok.
Selmers: Me and Dennis split.
Mae: Oh no!
Selmers: Yeah he got a job at the new prison over in Briddle
Selmers: and he met some girl at a gas station.
Mae: Wow. What a jerk.
Selmers: Eh, he's a free agent.
Mae: I guess.

[Underhill::Selmers_00_02]
Selmers: What's that word they use
Selmers: for like a weapon you make in jail?
Selmers: Like a knife?
Mae: A shiv?
Selmers: I hope Dennis gets shivved at work.
Selmers: Just to scare him. Scare him good.
Mae: That'd do it.
Selmers: Scare him right in the kidney.
Mae: Ok, well I gotta go.
Selmers: Nice seeing you! Stop by anytime!

[Underhill::Chazokov]

[Underhill::Chazokov_000]
Mae: Hey Mr Chazokov!
Chazokov: Hello Mae! My best worst student!
Mae: ha ha. yeah.
Mae: Liked the constellations. Hated school.
Chazokov: Hey, don’t knock school. School is vital for your future!
Chazokov: What are you doing back in Possum Springs?
Mae: I dropped out of school.
Chazokov: Oh.
Chazokov: Well, if you’re still interested in constellations
Chazokov: come by my roof down the hill later this week.
Chazokov: Should have my new telescope set up by then.
Mae: Sure thing!

[Underhill::Chazokov_100]
Chazokov: This is my next sequence!
Mae: Totally cool.

[Underhill::InitLevel]

[Underhill::Chazokov_001]
Chazokov: {emote=stars}

[Underhill::Selmers]

[Underhill::Selmers_01_00]
Selmers: Hey there. This is my next sequence!
Mae: Rad.

[Underhill::Rick]

[Underhill::Rick_00_00]
Mae: Hello? Are you dead?
Mae: Did you get run over?
Rick: Nah kid I’m just fixin' 'er up.
Mae: Isn't it dangerous to be under a car on a hill?
Rick: I do not fear death, kid.
Mae: Adult.
Rick: Death fears me.
Mae: yeah ok but
Rick: I'll drive this car right over the grim reaper.
Mae: ok.

[Underhill::Rick_00_01]
Mae: Do you live here or something?
Rick: Yeah kid, Rekkage Manor is right behind you.
Mae: Adult.
Mae: Wait a sec- are you Rick Rekkage?
Mae: Like, The Creeping Deadlies Rick Rekkage?
Rick: Yeah kid. I’m him. He’s me.
Mae: How’s the band?
Rick: Great. Playin' out. Free beer.
Rick: Stop by the bar some night and see us!
Mae: I’m not 21 yet.
Rick: Aw don't worry kid. You'll be a real person soon.
Mae: Adu-
Mae: whatever.

[Underhill::Rick_00_02]
Rick:{emote=wrench}

[Underhill::StoopKid_A0D0]
Mae: Hello child.
StoopKid: What do you want?
Your blooooood.
What are you doing?

[Underhill::WhatAreYouDoing]
StoopKid: Watching squirrels. Squirrels are weird.
Mae: They're really just fancy rats.

[Underhill::YourBlood]
StoopKid: How much of it?
Mae: All of it. Every last drop of sweet, sweet child bloooood.
StoopKid: Are you a monster lady?
Mae: The most monster of all ladies.

[Underhill::End]
StoopKid: My mom says I'm not supposed to talk to you.
Mae: Why?
StoopKid: Because one time you hurt somebody and no one knows when you might do it again.
Mae: That was a long time ago.
StoopKid: She says you had a lot going for you but you threw it in the garbage.
Mae: Your mom sounds great.
StoopKid: She says you didn't even try when you went to college
StoopKid: and now you've blown your only chance to avoid living in an abandoned train car.
Mae: Wow, kid. Is your mom going to publish a newsletter?
StoopKid: I'm not going to talk to you if that's ok.
Mae: Tell your mom I said hey.

[Underhill::Selmers_Demo_00]
Selmers: Hey Mae.
Mae: Hey Selmers. o/
Mae: _o_
Selmers: Did I see you with a journal the other day?
Mae: Oh yeah. Doctor's orders.
Selmers: Yeah Dr. Hank has me doing one too.
Mae: Oh ok did you have anger problems too?
Selmers: I was stealing codeine cough syrup from the Snack Falcon.
Mae: Oh geez.
Mae: So Dr. Hank sees journals as a general cure-all.
Mae: Is it working for you? _o_
Selmers: Nope. But I've become a very good poet.
Selmers: Wanna hear one?
Naw, gotta find Gregg.
Sure!

[Underhill::Selmers_Demo_Naw]
Selmers: Ok, maybe another time.
Mae: Definitely. :)
Mae: :|

[Underhill::Selmers_Demo_Sure]
Selmers: my heart is
Selmers: a dankness
Selmers: but when I see you
Selmers: i feel a thankness
Mae: Wow, that's really nice. :)
Selmers: when i feel
Selmers: a blueness
Selmers: all i need
Selmers: is a youness
Mae: That's very romantic.
Selmers: It's about my horse.
Mae: :|
Mae: Oh.
Selmers: We're just friends.

[Underhill::Selmers_Demo_01]
Selmers: Mr. Chazokov's up on the roof again.
Selmers: Pretty sure he's gonna break his damn neck.

[Underhill::Varney_Demo_00]
Varney: If he falls through one of my windows I will not hesitate to take legal action.
Mae: Who?
Varney: Him! Up there on the roof next door!
Mae: If he falls from that roof through a window
Mae: you're going to have to pick which part of him you're going to sue.
Varney: Whichever piece is biggest.
Chazokov: {align=middle,locator=icanhearyou} I can hear you, you know!

[Underhill::Varney]

[Underhill::Varney_Demo_01]
Varney: Stupid Bear.

[Underhill::Chazokov_Demo]

[Underhill::calibrating]
Mae: <o>
Mae: Hey Mr. Chazokov
Chazokov: Did you jump down from the next door roof?
Varney: {medianLocator} I'm going to call the cops next time, Mae!
Mae: Whatevs.
Varney: {medianLocator} What?
Chazokov: I am like you, Mae. I am up here where a bear does not belong.
Mae: Are you using a telescope to.. uh...
Mae: stare at the sun?
Chazokov: No no no!
Chazokov: I am calibrating for tonight, for something [color=dddddd][wave]amazing[/all]!
Mae: _o_

[Underhill::amazing]
Mae: <o>
Mae:So what is this amazing thing?
Chazokov: Castys will appear in the western sky!
Mae: Who's Castys?
Mae: What's Castys?
Chazokov: Castys is a dusk star- a faint and wandering celestial object.
Chazokov: The star tells the story of woman who built a tower to heaven
Chazokov: And for this the gods sunk her deep into the sea.
Mae: Wow. Jerks.
Chazokov: But even in the depths, she refused to die.
Mae: :)
Mae: [size=1.2][shake=.01]DAMN STRAIGHT.[/shake][/size]
Mae: :| _o_

[Underhill::meaning]
Chazokov: What do you think the story means?
It means do awesome stuff and never die.
It means screw the gods, they are total jerks.

[Underhill::gods]
Chazokov: The gods are only stand-ins for things we cannot easily control.
Chazokov: We might just say floods, or cancer, or what have you.
Mae: Well, all of those things are jerks too. =_=
Chazokov: You'll have no argument from me.
Chazokov: But we can't control the stars either
Chazokov: and they are bigger and brighter than we are.
Mae: I might come back and check out your telescope sometime. o_o
Chazokov: My roof is your roof!

[Underhill::refuse]
Chazokov: Ho ho ho!
Chazokov: If only it were that easy.
Chazokov: Think of Mr. Applebaum.
Mae: The statue guy?
Chazokov: His statue stands, but he and his mine are gone.
Mae: Well, I'm going to live forever. :)
Chazokov: I know you will, Mae.
Mae: I'm an effing Dracula. \o/
Chazokov: Oh no!
Mae: :| _o_

[Underhill::amateur]
Mae: <o>
Mae: Are you an astrologer or something?
Chazokov: The word is [wave]astronomer[/wave], and I am but an amateur.
Mae: You know a lot for someone who isn't paid to know about it.
Chazokov: That is one of the saddest sentences I've ever heard.
Mae: _o_
Mae: Sorry?
Chazokov: Come back some evening, we'll cram some stars into that head of yours.
Mae: :)
Mae: Will do!
Mae: :|

[Underhill::loop]
Chazokov: My roof is your roof!

[Underhill::ApplebaumBuilding]
Mae: I remember when Bea's family had a house and not a tiny depressing apartment.

[Underhill::ApplebaumStatue]

[Underhill::ApplebaumStatueStart]
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Arnold Applebaum.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Owned the mining company like a thousand years ago.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Dad said he was a crook who hated the unions.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}But we did get a library!
Mae:{locator=applebaum}...that got turned into apartments!

[Underhill::ApplebaumStatuePlaque]
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Hm. Don't think I've ever read this plaque before.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Arnold A. Applebaum.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}"A father to all workers,"
Mae:{locator=applebaum}"a grandfather to their children,"
Mae:{locator=applebaum}"a great-grandfather to those children's children..."
Mae:{locator=applebaum}It keeps going like that for awhile.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Erected 1910.

[Underhill::ApplebaumStatueLoop]
Mae:{locator=applebaum}He's kinda hot.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}In a dead person way.

[Underhill::ApplebaumStatueBea]
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Bea has this dude right outside her window.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Constantly.
Mae:{locator=applebaum}Arnold Stalkerbaum.

[UnemployedCat::InitLevel]

[UnemployedCat::UnemployedCat]

[UnemployedCat::00_00]
Mae: Danny, right?
Dan: Yep.
Mae: I think you were a senior when I was a freshman?
Dan: Probably.
Mae: How’s it going?
Dan: Just lost my job..
Mae: Oh no!
Dan: They say construction’s always hiring
Dan: but it’s not.
Dan: In fact, it’s often laying off guys named Dan.
Mae: What are you going to do?
Dan: I’m open to suggestions.
Don’t give up!
I’m sure *someone* in town is hiring!

[UnemployedCat::00_01]
Mae: I don’t have a job either.
Dan: Aw man, sorry to talk your ear off about it.
Dan: How are you holding up?
Mae: Good. Just dropped out of college and I’m living with my parents.
Dan: Oh.
Dan: So you’re basically a teenager again.
Mae: NO.
Mae: I’m just an adult living with her parents.
Dan: Oh ok so it’s not like you’re unemployed
Dan: it’s like you’re lacking a daytime hobby
Dan: that pays money you don’t need for rent.
Mae: Alright, I’m gonna get going.
Dan: Yeah.

[UnemployedCat::OutOfDialogue]
UnemployedCat: I'm out of dialogue, sorry. :(

[UnemployedCat::Demo]
UnemployedCat: {width=2}Construction's always hiring, Rob!
UnemployedCat: {width=2}Well, at least the coffee shop is still open.
UnemployedCat: {width=2}Even if it's not hiring.

[UnemployedCat::00_DontGiveUp]
Dan: Well there’s always a chance someone will die
Dan: And I can have their job.
Mae: Dan, you’re not gonna like
Mae: kill anyone, are you?
Dan: Does it pay?

[UnemployedCat::00_Someone]
Dan: I’ve been out of work for a year before.
Dan: And this time I only lasted 6 months before being laid off.
Dan: Do you know what that does to a resume?
Mae: Not really.
Dan: I have a zombie resume.
Dan: It’s dead but somehow it’s still going all over the place.
Mae: Oh.

[Videostore::InitLevel_A1D2]

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_00_01]
Mae: Nightshift, huh? That's cool.
VideostoreGirl: I'm at home with my baby during the day
VideostoreGirl: until my mom gets back from work?
Mae: Ew, babies.
VideostoreGirl: Pretty cool job, though?
VideostoreGirl: Get to watch movies, eat candy, meet cute guys?
Mae: Ew, cute guys.
VideostoreGirl: Oh, are you not into...?
Mae: Not cute ones, anyway.

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_00_02]
VideostoreGirl: *some sort of emoticon*

[Videostore::InitLevel_A1D3]

[Videostore::Angus_A1D3_00]
Angus: Hey, Mae!
Angus: How's the laptop running?
Mae: Really good! Thanks so much!
Angus: Glad to be of service.

[Videostore::Angus_A1D3_01]
Mae: So, like...
Angus: Yeah?
Who rents movies anymore?
How is this store still open?

[Videostore::WhoRentsMoviesAnymore]
Angus: More people than you'd think!
Angus: Older people who don’t know any better
Angus: and kids who don't know any better.
Mae: Do you ever want to tell them?
Angus: What, about the internet?
Angus: About rental by mail?
Mae: Yeah.
Angus: Mae, it's not my job to save them
Angus: I am payed to stand here, assist when needed,
Angus: take their money, and not openly judge them.

[Videostore::HowIsThisStoreStillOpen]
Angus: There's a certain romance to vhs and dvd
Angus: that simply cannot be matched.
Mae: ... really?
Angus: Nope.
Mae: Wait, you actually have vhs?
Angus: Mostly the adult section back behind the curtain.
Mae: WHOA, really?
Angus: Yeah some folks are like really into seeking them out.
Angus: It's like a whole little scene that goes back before the internet.
Angus: We had a historian in here last month looking for some obscure video.
Mae: How do you get THAT job?
Angus: I think that's the kind of job you can only have if you don’t need to have a job.

[Videostore::Angus_A1D3_02]
Mae: So this party tonight, huh?
Angus: Yeah. Should be fun?
Mae: I hadn't pegged you as a party person.
Angus: I'm not really. But parties with Gregg are different.
Mae: How so?
Angus: You know how you want to just go and stand in a corner sometimes?
Mae: Yeah.
Angus: Gregg's my corner.
Mae: Awwww.
Angus: Ha ha shut up

[Videostore::Angus_A1D3_03]
Mae: See ya later!
Angus: For sure!

[Videostore::Angus_A1D3]

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl]

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_00_00]
VideostoreGirl: Can I help you?
Mae: Where's Angus?
VideostoreGirl: Oh he works dayshift?
Mae: It is day?
VideostoreGirl: I got here early?
Mae: Any idea where he is?
VideostoreGirl: I assume he went home?
VideostoreGirl: He lives next door?
Mae: Wait. Why does everything you say sound like a question?
VideostoreGirl: You do the same thing?
VideostoreGirl: I just didn’t comment on it?
Mae: Really?
VideostoreGirl: Yeah?
Mae: Huh?

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_CantHelp]
VideostoreGirl: Can I help you?
Mae: I don't think so...

FrenchText.txt

일부 프랑스어로 번역되어있는 부분이 있지만 전부 번역되어있지도 않고 위 영어 대사파일이랑 다른 부분도 있음. (141KB) 

[Apartment::EnterLevel_A1D2]

[Apartment::Angus_A1D2]
Angus: Whoa! Come right in!
Mae: Hey dude.
Angus: Uh...
Angus: Welcome to our apartment.
Angus: I could have been in my underwear.
Mae: Hey dude, don’t wear pants on my account.
Angus: Gregg’s at work if you’re looking for Gregg.
Mae: I was actually looking for you.
Mae: My laptop is messed up and I thought-
Angus: What’s wrong with it?
Mae: Lots of things pop up when I turn it on.
Angus: What kinds of things?
You know. Things. About things. Not For Kids things.
Nothing. Just things.

[Apartment::NotForKidThings]
Angus: Why didn’t you bring it with you?
Mae: I forgot it.
Angus: Mmmhmm.
Angus: You know Mae you don’t like have to be embarrassed about-
Mae: I’m not.
Angus: I mean, everyone-
Mae: I know.

[Apartment::NothingJustThings]
Angus: Ok well you probably have some adware or something on your computer.
Angus: Probably reckless downloading
Angus: or clicking OK on sites that you should never click OK on.
Mae: It’s the internet. Stuff happens.

[Apartment::Angus_A1D2_End]
Angus: Hm... let me see what I can do
Angus: Ok I got something for ya.
Angus: Plug this into any usb port and restart.
Angus: Should clear you right up.
Mae: Wow, thanks dude!
Angus: No problem.

[AstralAct1Day3::GraveDigger]
GraveDigger: Hey.
Mae: Sup.
GraveDigger: Been digging some graves.
Mae: Okay?
GraveDigger: Time to wake up!

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnHill]
ManOnHill: we know not when the lord takes us
ManOnHill: however, brian and indeed all of us do know
ManOnHill: the dangers of the mines.
ManOnHill: But the god of heaven is the god of the tunnels.
ManOnHill: And we may rest in the knowledge
ManOnHill: That Brian is with Him now.
Crowd: Amen.
ManOnHill: We consign Brian to the dust, and to the care of the Lord.

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence]
Mae: Hello?
ManOnFence: What? Who’s there?
Mae: I’m Mae Borowski.
ManOnFence: What would you have of me, ghost?
Hey, uh... where am I?
Is this a funeral?

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_WhereAmI]
ManOnFence: You are in the cemetery in Possum Springs, Pennsylvania.
ManOnFence: But surely you know that, for you have come here to haunt me this day.
Mae: I’m not haunting you!
Mae: And I’m not a ghost!
Mae: And it’s night!

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_IsThisAFuneral]
ManOnFence: Of Brian Rooke. He is like you now, ghost.
Mae: What happened to him?
ManOnFence: Brian suffocated down the mines.
ManOnFence: Ed Yacynich tripped over him three weeks later.
ManOnFence: He was buried in coal dust.
Mae: That’s kinda horrible.
ManOnFence: They took him from the dust
ManOnFence: they cleaned him up
ManOnFence: for awhile they looked at him
ManOnFence: and now they’re burying him again.
Mae: Yeah I guess that’s kind of weird.

[AstralAct1Day3::ManOnFence_2]
ManOnFence: Why do you speak to me, ghost?
Mae: What are you talking about?
ManOnFence: Did Granny send you to me? To torment me in my guilt?
Mae: What’s happening?
ManOnFence: why do you torment me?
ManOnFence: sleep in death, ghost
ManOnFence: where no one may wake you
ManOnFence: and peace... peace... peace...

[AstralAct2Day1::TriggerExit]
Mae: Astral time.
Mae: It's just so BLUE

[BandPractice::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: This is band practice!

[BandPractice::Gregg_A1D1]
Gregg: Hey man!

[BandPractice::EndBandPractice_A1D1]
Mae: OMG we're done.
Bea: Yeah, I guess.
Mae: I wish band practice would never end...
Gregg: ...
Angus: ...

[BandPractice::Angus_A1D1]
Mae: Hi Angus!
Angus: Hey. It's You.
Gregg: It's Mae!!!
Angus: It's Mae!
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Mae: So the Party Barn went out, huh?
Angus: Yeah. Not sure how it ever stayed open.
Mae: Like how many parties are there, really?
Angus: You need a lot of parties to keep a barn running.
Gregg: I HAVE YOUR OLD BASS!!!
(bea walks in behind mae)
Mae: Oh dude I don't think I even remember...
Angus: Hey Bea. Uh. Mae's back.
Bea: ...
Mae: Wow. Hi.
Bea: Yeah. Hi.
Gregg: SHE'S TOTALLY BACK!!!!
Bea: Wait, what?
Mae: Are you... uh... here for band practice?
Bea: I play drums.
Mae: That's not drums.
Mae: That's computer.
Angus: It's fine. She also does your bass parts.
Bea: Well, I understood them as “the” bass parts
Bea: But I can turn them off.
Mae: "Turn them off". On your computer.
Gregg: Mae we're totally gonna play a song! You totally have to play bass!
Mae: I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER!
Mae: THOSE AREN'T EVEN DRUMS!

[BandPractice::Gregg_A2D1]
Gregg: Let's jam! Again!
Gregg: Wanna go break stuff?
Mae: Hmmm...
Naw, I'm good.
Yaw, let's do it

[BandPractice::InitLevel]

[BandPractice::GreggYes_A2D1]
Gregg: Yes!

[BandPractice::GreggNo_A2D1]
Greg: Oh. Okay then.

[BandPractice::Angus_A2D1]
Angus: Y'all ready for this?
Angus: Friendship Quest?
Angus: You can talk to Gregg for that.
Angus: I'm busy. Got to go do... something.

[BandPractice::Bea_A2D1]
Bea: Hang onto yer butts.
Bea: Friendship Quest time?
Naw
Yaw!

[BandPractice::BeaYes_A2D1]
Bea: Cool!

[BandPractice::BeaNo_A2D1]
Mae: Meow!

[BandPractice::EnterLevel_A2D1]

[BandPractice::Germ_A2D1]
Germ: Practice.
Mae: Yes.
Germ: Friendship?
Naw
Okay

[BandPractice::GermYes_A2D1]
Germ: Meep

[BandPractice::GermNo_A2D1]
Germ: ...
Germ: ...
Germ: ...

[BandPractice::EndBandPractice_A2D1]
Mae: Phew, it's over.

[BandPractice::BandPracticeStart_A1D1]
Mae: Ok nobody laugh.
Bea: Oh you'll be fine.
Angus: Count us off, Bea.
Mae: Oh for crying out loud.

[BeaCar::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: So...
Mae: Working at the Ol Pickaxe?
Bea: Yep.
Mae: Are they training you to take over the family business?
Bea: "They?"
Mae: Um... your parents?
Bea: ...
Bea: Hey look we're here.
Mae: Oh my house actually isn't for a few blocks.
Bea: Get out.
Mae: Ok!
Mae: Uh... thanks for the ride.
Bea: GO.

[BeaCar::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[BeaCar::End_A1D1]

[BeaCar::ToParty_A1D3]
Gregg: Hey Mae, I think Cole might be there!

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_A1D3]
Bea: If you puke in this car, so help me...
I owe you an apology, Bea.
I really am quite embarrassed.

[BeaCar::ToParty_A1D3_End]

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_A1D3_End]

[BeaCar::ToParty_Knows]
Mae: YEAH I KNOW.
Gregg: Geez! Sorry.
Mae: I don’t care if Cole’s there.
Angus: He might not be.
Bea: Well let’s hope so or not. I don’t even know what we’re talking about.
Gregg: Mae and Cole went out in junior year.
Mae: Yeah and it didn’t work out.
Mae: So let’s stop talking about it.
Bea: Let’s.

[BeaCar::ToParty_DoesntKnow]
Mae:WHAT?!
Mae: Oh my god.
Bea: Who’s Cole?
Angus: Um you remember him? He was in yearbook with us.
Bea: Oh COLE. Yeah I remember him.
Gregg: Mae and him were a thing for a while.
Bea: Really? Wow.
Bea: He was really smart.
Mae: I’m really smart!
Gregg: Yeah you are dude.
Bea: Well that’s settled then.

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Apology]
Mae: Im sory I don’t even knowhat hapdpend

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Embarrassed]
Mae: BEE Im so EMBARASSSS

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_2]
Bea: You got sloppy-ass drunk after what
Bea: Three cups of watered-down beer?
Remember when we used to be best friends?
I remember when we hung out as kids...

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_BestFriends]
Mae: we ussa be best friends bea and i stillove you b ee

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_3]
Mae: remmemmba u usta call me maaaydaaaaay
Mae: and i called you beeeeebeeeee
Bae: When we were like 10?
Bae: No. I don’t.
Mae: remmember when we were scouts together
Mae: and we caught thatt tuuuuurdle??
Bea: Yeah. Boxy the turtle. He died.
Why are you so mean to me?
I feel like you're mad at me all the time. Why?

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_HungOutAsKids]
Mae: i rembember when we were like best frenns

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_WhySoMean]
Mae: WHYOO SO MEANAMEE????

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_WhySoMad]
Mae: WHYOO SO MADATME ALLATIME????

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_4]
Mae: *hurp!*
Mae: Awman if i puke inheer your parentz are gonna be so madat me
Mae: Tellyour mom I’m sorry okay she soo niiiiiiiice
Bea: GODDAMMIT MAE
Mae: WHAA?
Bea: MY MOTHER IS DEAD.
MAE: WHAAAAA?
Bea: SHE DIED.
Bea: OF CANCER.
Bea: SENIOR YEAR.
Mae: OHnoooo she was so niiiiiiice!
Bea: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?
Bea: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MY DEAD MOM?
This was a terrible lapse of memory, Bea. I’m so sorry.
I’m mortified by my behavior. I am sorry.

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_LapseOfMemory]
Mae: i don like, rebmember ANYTHING sometimes
Mae: dont take id personally

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_Mortified]
Mae: awe bee, i am acting lika JERK
Mae: are you madat me???

[BeaCar::BackFromParty_5]
Bea: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Bea: YOU USED TO BE SMART!!!
Bea: YOU USED TO BE COOL.
Bea: YOU USED TO BE WORTH TALKING TO.
Mae: *sniff*
Bea: Why did you even come back?
Bea: Oh, did college not work out for you?
Bea: Was it INCONVENIENT?
Bea: Were you not in the MOOD?
Mae: *sniffle*
Bea: I would have killed for that.
Bea: I still would.
Bea: I’d kick you out of this moving car right now
Bea: if it meant I could go to college.
Mae: WAAHAAAHAAA
Bea: We’re here. Get the hell out of my car.
Mae: AAAAHHHAA HAAAA HAAAA
Bea: Oh god, let me help you in.

[Bus::EnterLevel]

[BusStation::Brochures]
Mae: Hey look, some brochures!

[BusStation::excuse]
Mae: Excusez-moi , mais où est tout le monde?
Janitor: Il est 10h45. Il est fermé.
Janitor: Pas beaucoup de gens de descendre le dernier bus pour Possum Springs ces jours.
Janitor: Juste vous.
Il ne est pas censé être quelqu'un à l'accueil?
Alors vous êtes le concierge ou quelque chose?

[BusStation::how]
Mae: How's that door coming?
Janitor: How's that soda coming?

[BusStation::Janitor]

[BusStation::Mural]

[BusStation::Phone]

[BusStation::seeya]
Mae: One Freeasscola.
Janitor: Yummers.
Janitor: So what are you doing here?
Mae: I live here.
Mae: Well, lived here.
Janitor: Huh. Strange.
Mae: When do you think that door's gonna be finished?
Janitor: Now.
Janitor: Goodbye.

[BusStation::someone]
Janitor: Closed.
Mae: Why are the lights on? Why is the TV on?
Janitor: I get spooked when I'm here by my lonesome.
Mae: Oh.

[BusStation::something]
Janitor: Looks that way.
Mae: What do you do?
Janitor: I fix this door.
Mae: That's it?
Janitor: Nope.

[BusStation::squeeze]
Mae: Can I squeeze past you?
Janitor: Nope. Just broke the damn thing.
Mae: When do you think it might be done?
Janitor: Right after you go grab me a Fiascola from the machine.
Mae: ...
Mae: Am I paying for this?
Janitor: Ha ha ha.
Janitor: No, I always rig it when I'm here after hours.
Mae: Nice. Free as in free?
Janitor: Free as in no one's here to say otherwise.

[BusStation::TicketStand]
Mae: It's the ticket stand.

[BusStation::TV]
TV: Bienvenue à Garbo Et Malloy!
TV: Ce qui est dans les nouvelles aujourd'hui, Malloy?
TV: Les marchés ont été jusqu'à aujourd'hui!
TV: waaaaaay up!
TV: (applaudissements)
TV: Je regarde un tableau et ce est assez impressionnant!
TV: L'économie a ajouté 15 000 emplois
TV: principalement dans le secteur de tableau
TV: qui est notoirement abri de la récession!
TV: (rires, applaudissements)
TV: My my, Garbo, nous avons eu un peu là politique!
TV: Gotta get politique de temps en temps.
TV: (rires, applaudissements)
TV: Je suis allé sur un de ces dates Internet la semaine dernière.
TV: Oh?
TV: Oui Internet est un amant vraiment donner.
TV: (silence inconfortable)
TV: Hey, des belles dames là-bas à la recherche d'un baccalauréat eligable?
TV: Entrez en contact!
TV: Et je vous le ferai savoir si je trouve une!
TV: (rires, applaudissements)

[BusStation::VendingMachine]
Mae: Free Fiasco is good Fiasco.
Mae: Got it!
Mae: Fiasco Fox you are too dreamy.

[BusStation::wow]
Mae: Wow. When did they put this up?
Mae: Possum Springs has never looked more...
...theme park-ish.

[BusStation::Vending MachinePaws]
Mae: Oh wow.
Mae: They have Lime Fiasco!
Mae: And this guy wants a boring-ass Fiascola.
Mae: Maybe his taste buds are too old too know right from wrong.
Mae: Anyway.

[BusStation::visitors]
Mae: Visitors are going to be so let down when they see the actual town.
Mae: Prepare to be disappointed, ye who enter here!
Mae: Our Town Motto.

[BusStation::forest]
Mae: State forest up top,
Mae: Regular forest everywhere else.
Mae: Woods, woods, woods.

[BusStation::mine]
Mae: Look at that minecart.
Mae: That mine is just a big hole in the ground
Mae: surrounded by rusty garbage.
Mae: Hasn't been used in a hundred years.
Mae: Maybe this map was made by a confused time traveler.

[BusStation::reception]
Mae: It must be such a relief to payphone companies that Possum Springs gets zero cell reception.
Mae: It'd be cool to call my parents
Mae: but some jerkhole took the time to actually rip it off.
Mae: Who steals a phone?

[BusStation::whosteals]
Mae:I wonder what they're doing with that phone.
Mae:Sleep with it at night.
Mae:Take it for walks.
Mae:Hold it tight.
Mae:Talk into it
Mae:to nobody.
Mae:Smooch it so right.

[BusStation::EnterLevel]

[BusStationExt::OutsideDoor]
Mae: Well I'm right outside town.
Mae: Guess I'm walking.
Mae: Alone.

[BusStationExt::Bench1]
Mae: Wow.
Mae: I didn't realize how much I missed the sound of that train.
Mae: Before they put in the houses behind us
Mae: I used to hear it in my bed at night
Mae: during the winter when the leaves were down.

[BusStationExt::Bench2]
Mae: This bus station is maybe the newest thing in Possum Springs.
Mae: Guess they got state funding or something.
Mae: It makes a good first or last impression I suppose
Mae: if not for the abandoned mill back there.
Mae: Not getting rid of that anytime soon.

[BusStationExt::Woods]
Mae: Well, I guess I'm gonna hike through the woods.
Mae: Through the woods is home,
Mae: my bed,
Mae: and my negligent parents.

[BusStationExt::Highway]
Mae:I'm not walking back out to the highway.
Mae:Probably get hit by a car or something.
Mae:Hey where did that Janitor go?
Mae:Did he walk?

[ChurchHill::InitLevel]

[Continuity::EndDay]

[Diner::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: So when are we gonna play out?
Bea: *SNORT*
Bea: Mae. We don't play out.
Mae: Oh.
Bea: We have jobs, Mae.
Angus: I work at the Video Outpost "Too"!
Bea: I'm at the 'Ol Pickaxe.
I thought you were going to school?
Isn't that your Dad's store?

[Diner::02_A1D1]
Mae: [speed=.25]...[/all]
Angus: Well! We better get home, dude.
Gregg: Oh yeah Angus got a date with sword people online.
Mae: Aw lucky.

[Diner::GoingToSchool]
Bea: Yeah, well. Life happens.

[Diner::DadStore]
Bea: Sure is.

[Diner::01_A1D1]
Gregg: I'm lord of the Snack Falcons!
Bea: What exactly do you do, Mae?
Mae: I was in college.
Bea: And why exactly are you not still there?
Man, screw school
Didn't work out

[Diner::ScrewSchool]
Bea: Stunning...

[Diner::DidntWorkOut]
Bea: Huh. Imagine that.

[Diner::End_A1D1]

[LN2_FG_Interior::CliffJump]
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff!
Granddad: What? No she didn't!
Mae: ...and then she jumped--
Granddad: No Mae. Just stop.
Granddad: Sigh.

[LN2_FG_Interior::ForestGod]
Adina: ...hello?
Adina: Are you there?
ForestGod: You've come late.
ForestGod: You are no Empress.
ForestGod: Centuries have passed since I spoke to one so small and unimportant.
ForestGod: It is my right to kill you.
Adina: I didn't know that.
ForestGod: Accept it. Death is happening always.
Adina: Why should I accept it?
ForestGod: It is the natural way.
Adina: Funny how you decided that the way that allows you to kill me
Adina: is the natural one.
ForestGod: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrl.
Adina: You're not a god.
Adina: You're just a big animal.
ForestGod: They call me a god.
ForestGod: So I'm god enough.
ForestGod: Tell me what was so important to say to me that you would give up your life.
I know why you are dying.
I know why you are sick.

[LN2_FG_Interior::Intro]
GodtenderBrown: Approach them with humility.
GodtenderBrown: I will wait here.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FGKnowSick]
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: Sickness cannot touch me.
Adina: You don't have a sickness, but you are dying.
Adina: Funny, now that it's happening to you, death isn't so easy to accept, huh?
ForestGod: It was Godtender Brown who told you I was weak.
ForestGod: Useless, worthless.
ForestGod: I will find use for him. He will feed the forest.
ForestGod: The trees will find worth in him.
Adina: No.
Adina: Godtender Brown is a good man.
Adina: He is kind and curious and warm.
Adina: Even while standing out in the cold, for you.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRL.
Adina: He thinks he doesn't deserve you
Adina: But you don't deserve him.
Adina: And I'd rather you die never knowing what happened to you
Adina: then to have you touch one hair on his head
Adina: or betray his devotion.
ForestGod: Why are we sick?
Adina: Promise Brown will be safe. I promise on the taiga, endless.
ForestGod: I promise on myself. I promise on the 10 million mile forest.
Adina: Good.
ForestGod: Now swear on what is holy to you.
I swear on the stars.
I swear on the family you find.
I swear on the search.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FgKnowDying]
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: I am not dying.
Adina: Oh, I thought you might have accepted it.
Adina: Death being always and all that.
ForestGod: It was Godtender Brown who told you.
ForestGod: Useless, worthless.
ForestGod: I will find use for him. He will feed the forest.
ForestGod: The trees will find worth in him.
Adina: No.
Adina: Godtender Brown is a good man.
Adina: He is kind and curious and warm.
Adina: Even while standing out in the cold, for you.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRL.
Adina: He thinks he doesn't deserve you
Adina: But you don't deserve him.
Adina: And I'd rather you die never knowing what happened to you
Adina: then to have you touch one hair on his head
Adina: or betray his devotion.
ForestGod: Why are we dying?
Adina: Promise Brown will be safe. Promise on whatever is holy to you.
ForestGod: I promise on myself. I promise on the taiga, endless.
Adina: Good.
ForestGod: Now swear on what is holy to you.
I swear on the stars.
I swear on the family you find.
I swear on the search.

[LN2_FG_Interior::FGSwear]
ForestGod: If that is what gives you hope, fine.
ForestGod: Now speak.
Adina: The only reason I came here is because of Godtender Brown's sadness
Adina: and his love for you.
Adina: But you won't survive. And now I want you to know that.
ForestGod: SPEAK!!!!!
Adina: The Huncher poisoned you.
Adina: Obviously.
ForestGod: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRL.
ForestGod: There was peace! After-
Adina: hundreds of years, I know.
ForestGod: But why?
Adina: She's a survivor.
Adina: It appears you won't be.
ForestGod: Then neither shall she.
Adina: Ugh.
Adina: You big dumb animal.
ForestGod:{width=8} BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLLLL!!!!!
Adina: Goodbye.

[LN2_FG_Interior::Done]
Adina: They're gone.
GodtenderBrown: They'll be back! They always are.
Adina: Godtender...
GodtenderBrown: Yes, Empress?
Adina: You're a good man.
GodtenderBrown: Thank you, I can only hope to be good.
Adina: Hope is good. Whatever happens, please don't lose that.
GodtenderBrown: I wish you blessings on your journey.
Adina: You as well. Happy Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: Happy Longest Night to you.
Mae: I'm getting sleepy, Granddad.
Granddad: We're almost done, Mae.
Mae: Ok good. I like the story a lot.
Granddad: I knew you would.
Mae: You can rob banks with me anytime.

[LN2_FG_Interior::GodtenderBrown]

[LN2_FG_Interior::InitLevel]

[LN2_FG_Outside::CliffJump]
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff!
Granddad: What? No she didn't!
Mae: ...and then she jumped off the cliff AGAIN!
Granddad: No she DIDN'T.
Mae: ...and then she jumped!!
Granddad: You see, this is why I read you Charity Bearity.
Mae: Jump!!
Granddad: *ahem*
Granddad: "Charity Bearity Learns To Shareity"
Mae: Jumpa-jumpa-jump!!
Granddad: "In the town of Careity, there lived a little bear
Granddad: named Charity Bearity."
Mae: Juuuuuump!
Granddad: "Charity Bearity never liked to share her toys."
Mae: Oh no she jumped again!
Granddad: "She wouldn't share them with the girls, she wouldn't share them with the boys."
Mae: She jumped because she hates Charity Bearity!
Granddad: Ugh, gonna skip ahead a few pages...
Granddad: "No, she cried, I like not sharing just fine!"
Granddad: "To force me to share is to say they're not mine!"
Mae: She jumped because she saw a bear she could land on!
Granddad: Was it Charity Bearity?
Mae: Yeah! She squashed her flat!
Mae: Jumpjumpjump!
Granddad: "...and that's how Charity Bearity learned to share"
Granddad: "...ity."
Granddad: Ugh.
Mae: Juuuuuuuuuuump!
Granddad: This can't even be fun anymore. Aren't you getting tired!
Mae: I hate Charity Bearity!
Granddad: This story isn't even about Charity Bearity!
Mae: Then she ju-
Granddad: No. No she didn't.
Granddad: She never jumped.
Granddad: Do you want to hear this story or not?
Mae: ...yes...
Granddad: I promise you'll like it.
Mae: *yawn* Ok.

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingSnowBell]
GodtenderBrown: Hello?

[LN2_FG_Outside::InitLevel]

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.1]
GodtenderBrown: Wait!
Adina: Yes?
GodtenderBrown: I'm truly sorry, but you cannot see the Forest God this Longest Night.
Adina: Why not? I-
Adina: uh... we...
Adina: have already come so far for an audience!
GodtenderBrown: The truth is, and you must keep this a secret, but...
GodtenderBrown: but...
GodtenderBrown: The Forest God is sick. They are old and dying.
GodtenderBrown: And they cannot see you. It might upset them and we can't risk that.
Sick?
Dying

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D2.2]
GodtenderBrown: This is the worst Longest Night ever.

[LN2_FG_Outside::NeedKeyItem]
Adina: Hm... need to find something special for this face...
Adina: ...probably more in the woods, I'd reckon...

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowthief]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra. This is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin
Snowthief: Hello, hello!
Adina: and our archbishop Williams.
Snowdrunk: Hellllllo.
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: Empress Astra, you say? I don't believe I am familiar with your imperial majesty!
We come from far away, beyond the western ocean
We come from the south, beyond this forest and the next.

[LN2_FG_Outside::EndSnowmenChat]
GodtenderBrown: Allow me!
GodtenderBrown: Cross onto the Holy Mountain!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowblow]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Williams
Snowdrunk: Greetings!
Adina: And my herald, um... Harold!
Snowdrunk: Nice.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
Adina: A what now?
GodtenderBrown: I played Glundinhorn back in my school days!
Adina: Well, what a coincidence!
GodtenderBrown: Is that one cursed too?
What?
No seriously, what?

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowdrunkAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Williams
Snowdrunk: Greetings!
Adina: And my Archbishop, Clancy!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: You have a *DOG* for an archbishop?
He's extremely perceptive, right Williams?
That is no dog! Archbishop Clancy speaks the language of beasts!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowthiefAndSnowblow]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin.
SnowThief: Greetings!
Adina: And my herald, um... Harold.
Adina: ugh
SnowThief: Brilliant.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
Adina: A what now?
GodtenderThief: I played Glundinhorn back in my school days!
Adina: Well, what a coincidence!
GodtenderThief: Is that one cursed too?
What?
No seriously, what?

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowthiefAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Imperial Advisor Eimhin
Snowthief: Heeeeeeeeeeey.
Adina: And my Archbishop, Clancy!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: We have traveled long through the night to be here, may we pass though?
GodtenderBrown: You have a *DOG* for an archbishop?
He's extremely perceptive, right Clancy?
That is no dog! Archbishop Clancy speaks the language of beasts!

[LN2_FG_Outside::SnowblowAndSnowdog]
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
Adina: Travelers!
Adina: We seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I am Godtender Brown. Who are you now?
Adina: I'm Empress Astra and this is my Herald.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: And my Imperial Advisor, Clancy.
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Is that a Glundinhorn?
GodtenderBrown: Your bodyguard is a dog?
How do I know if it's a Gludinhorn?
Yes, and Clancy is excellent at his job.

[LN2_FG_Outside::MissingSnowmenCombination]
Adina: Uh oh.
Adina: We didn't anticipate that you would have this combination of snowmen.
Adina: So... uh... sorry about that?

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdog]
Snowdog: *ARF!*
Adina: Hello there.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Aw, you're a dog!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Adina: I'm not sure if this is really helpful, but ok.
Snowdog: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Adina: Your collar said "Clancy". Is that your name?
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *arf!*
Adina: I hope you don't screw this up for me, Clancy!
Adina: But I hope soon you'll be able to move on
Adina: to wherever dead dogs go.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Ok boy, follow my lead!

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D1]
Snowthief: Well, that went ok.
Snowthief: We doing this?
Adina: Hello there.
Snowthief: Ugh. What do you want?
Adina: Sorry to bother you, but I need your help.
Snowthief: Oh crap. I died, didn't I?
Snowthief: This is so typical.
Adina: Listen, by me bringing you here
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Snowthief: Is that something I want?
Adina: I have no idea.
Snowthief: Ok, whatever.
Adina: Follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowblow]
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Hello there.
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Ok wow, are you just a horn?
Snowblow: *HOOOOOONK!*
Adina: Let's try this- honk once for yes and twice for no. Got it?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Are you just a horn ghost kind of thing?
Snowblow: *HONK! HONK!*
Adina: Are you the person who played this horn?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Adina: Listen, by bringing you back
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Adina: Does that sound ok?
Snowblow: *HOOOOOONK!*
Adina: Ok, great! Follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D1]
Snowdrunk: I can't believe I've been sober the entire time I've been dead.
Snowdrunk: Let's do this. I'm not getting any less dead.
Adina: Hello there.
Snowdrunk: ...hello?
Adina: Sorry to be abrupt, but I need your help.
Snowdrunk: Wait, where am I?
Adina: You're on the Forest God's mountain.
Snowdunk: Oh! Are we going to see the Forest God?
Snowdrunk: Because I'm going to the Frozen Lake.
Adina: So am I!
Adina: You're not.
Snowdrunk: Oh!
Snowdrunk: ...oh.
Adina: Listen, by my bringing you here
Adina: I think you'll be able to get out of these woods
Adina: and do whatever dead people do.
Snowdrunk: Ok, that sounds as likely as anything else that's happening.
Adina: Ok, follow my lead.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D2.1]
GodtenderBrown: Oh Empress, the Forest God is still ill.
Adina: I'm so sorry.
GodtenderBrown: If only I just knew why, and whether they would be well again.
GodtenderBrown: I thank you for leaving your companions with me, as they have been a great comfort.
Adina: No problem. I entrust them to your care.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D3]
Adina: Godtender Brown!
GodtenderBrown: Empress! It's so late! Why are you still here?
Adina: Listen, this is very important.
Adina: I know why your god is dying.
GodtenderBrown: W-what?
Adina: You see, I saw-
GodtenderBrown: No, you must tell it to them.
Adina: What? Why?
GodtenderBrown: I'm not worthy of hearing of their weaknesses.
GodtenderBrown: I don't deserve the peace I have found here
GodtenderBrown: and I must honor them as best as my frail self will allow.
Adina: That's really something.
GodtenderBrown: Come with me. NOW!
GodtenderBrown: This is the worst Longest Night ever.
GodtenderBrown: Here's to better days.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGSick]
Adina: How can a god be sick?
GodtenderBrown: I do not know.
GodtenderBrown: [shake=.02]If only I knew what was happening!!!![/shake]
GodtenderBrown: We Godtenders are tasked with caring for the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But this sickness, we have never seen its like.
GodtenderBrown: Not in the 700 years of records kept since Saint Cecil began Tending God.
Adina: Oh no.
GodtenderBrown: We thought when the peace came, all would be well.
Adina: The peace?
GodtenderBrown: But centuries of conflict with her have weakened them.
GodtenderBrown: And not long after they became ill.
Adina: [shake=.01]Her?[/shake] Do you mean [size=1.1][speed=.25][color=aaaaaa][shake=.01]The Huncher?[/all]
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=5} DO NOT SAY HER NAME HERE.
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=0} My heart is broken. My god is sick and old.
GodtenderBrown: I don't know what my life would be without them.
Adina: I'm sorry, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: There is nothing you can do, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: As representative of the Forest Throne,
GodtenderBrown: I say that no power of the Forest God shall bar your way this Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: As for [speed=.5][shake=.01]Her[/all], you are at the mercy
GodtenderBrown: of the most dangerous creature in the forest.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender Brown.
GodtenderBrown: Go, and take a blessing with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDying]
Adina: How can a god be dying?
GodtenderBrown: I do not pretend to know the ways of such things.
GodtenderBrown: [shake=.02]If only I knew what was happening!!!![/shake]
GodtenderBrown: We Godtenders are tasked with caring for the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But this, this death, we have never seen its like.
GodtenderBrown: Not in the 700 years of records kept since Saint Cecil began Tending God.
Adina: Oh no.
GodtenderBrown: We thought when the peace came, all would be well.
Adina: The peace?
GodtenderBrown: But centuries of conflict with her have weakened them.
GodtenderBrown: And not long after they became ill.
Adina: [shake=.01]Her?[/shake] Do you mean [size=1.1][speed=.25][color=aaaaaa][shake=.01]The Huncher?[/all]
GodtenderBrown:{angryWobble=5} DO NOT SAY HER NAME HERE.
GodtenderBrown: My heart is broken. My god is dying.
GodtenderBrown: I don't know what my life would be without them.
Adina: I'm sorry, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: There is nothing you can do, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: As representative of the Forest Throne,
GodtenderBrown: I say that no power of the Forest God shall bar your way this Longest Night.
GodtenderBrown: As for [shake=.01]Her[/shake], you are at the mercy
GodtenderBrown: of the most dangerous creature in the forest.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender Brown.
GodtenderBrown: Go, and take a blessing with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGBeastLanguage]
GodtenderBrown: SIGNS AND WONDERS!!!!
Adina: When Clancy was but a child
Adina: He longed to bring peace to the beasts of the field.
Snowdrunk: He sure did!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: And he was blessed with the ability to speak to them.
GodtenderBrown: Why does he not speak to us?
Adina: um...
Snowdrunk: hm.
He has forgotten how, such is his dedication.
He is currently speaking to our Imperial Hound, Dart.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGPerceptive]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Williams???
Snowdrunk: Yes, this dog has a straight line through to heaven.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He was born with one ear that was white as the snow
Adina: and that's the ear he uses to hear the celestial realms.
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: Yes, we are quite-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!**
Snowdrunk: -humbled in light of-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *woof!* *bark!* *woof!* *arf!* *woof!* *arf!* *bark!*
Snowdrunk: dear god either shut that dog up or send me back to death
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Williams was just having an intuition!
Clancy is receiving a vision right this moment!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDart]
GodtenderBrown: Oh, you have a dog with you as well! I love dogs!
GodtenderBrown: Dart! Speak, Dart!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes Archbishop Clancy, I wish to speak with your dog!
Adina: Williams! Perhaps you could... ask Dart to speak?
Snowdrunk: Oh god.
GodtenderBrown: Speak, Dart!
Snowdrunk: Woof.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: Bark.
GodtenderBrown: Such spirit!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Snowdrunk: Arf.
GodtenderBrown: And yet I hear the weight of many gin-soaked years in him.
Adina: You are perceptive, Godtender!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Clancy is helping poor Dart turn his life around!
Snowdrunk: I hate all of you.
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Adina: The air is very cold, may we pass through?
GodtenderBrown: Anyone with such a good-hearted, virtuous Archbishop
GodtenderBrown: and a dog of such moral fortitude and bravery
GodtenderBrown: must be worthy of inspection by the Forest God.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGForgotten]
GodtenderBrown: WHAT DEVOTION!
Adina: He is a candidate for sainthood, where we come from.
Snowdrunk: He is amazing, Godtender.
GodtenderBrown: Beatification, while he yet lives?
GodtenderBrown: Who ever has heard of such a thing?
It's a special circumstance
He's not alive. He's a ghost

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgCircumstance]
Adina: He's the secret son of the king.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: So he's being fast-tracked to sainthood.
Snowdrunk: It's all so corrupt.
GodtenderBrown: That is unconscionable!
Adina: Hey, you don't have to convince me!
Snowdrunk: But it's not his fault.
Adina: He's just a nice, sweet guy
Snowdrunk: Who barks at animals
Adina: ...and is thus my archbishop?
Snowdrunk: This was a good idea.
Adina: Can we pass now?
GodtenderBrown: Your dedication to this one barking holy man in your empire
GodtenderBrown: has convinced me that your heart is reverent and pure.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you so much!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgGhostDog]
GodtenderBrown: A GHOST?!?!?
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but this is too spooky for me.
Adina: No, don't go!
Adina: Damn it.
Snowdrunk: Nice work!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Adina: Godtender Brown, are you there?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Are you afraid of one little saintly ghost?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Oh, won't you come back and let us through?
GodtenderBrown: Can you promise me that your ghost will not spook me?
Adina: What do you think, Williams?
Snowdrunk: I believe we can do it, Empress!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: I will let you pass, on the condition that no one gets spooked.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FgIntuition]
GodtenderBrown: Do tell, Williams!
Snowdrunk: The Archbishop has spoken a blessing upon you
Snowdrunk: for allowing the Empress an audience with the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: But I haven't let you pass yet!
Adina: Yes, but the Archbishop is possessed of forsight!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He's very intuitive!
GodtenderBrown: But how does he know the future is certain?
Adina: He sees all possibilities and knows which one shall be!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Do I really have a choice then?
Snowdrunk: Sure!
Adina: SHHH!
Adina: No, it is fated that you shall let us pass.
GodtenderBrown: I feel now like whatever happens is inevitable.
Adina: But you got a blessing out of it!
GodtenderBrown: I hope the blessing will help me to understand this troubling idea.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: The intuitiveness of your companions has convinced me that you are worthy to pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGVision]
GodtenderBrown: Archbishop Clancy, tell us what things you see!
Snowdrunk: uh
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Williams, care to translate?
Snowdrunk: er...
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: "This blindfolded bear"
GodtenderBrown: That's me!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: "should let the Empress pass"
GodtenderBrown: I can do that!
Adina: Excellent! Thank you!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: The vision continues!
Adina: um
Snowdrunk: "do you have any liquor"
Adina: no. stop.
GodtenderBrown: What?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowdrunk: My limited skills can no longer translate.
Adina: We must consign such wonders to the beasts.
Adina: The badgers. The stoats. The titmice. The bear-children.
GodtenderBrown: Amen.
GodtenderBrown: We witnessed a miracle, on Longest Night no less.
GodtenderBrown: You are most blessed, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass, and I ask that you leave some of that blessing here.

[LN2_FG_Outside::BeyondThisForest]
GodtenderBrown: Remarkable! There are other forests like this one?
Adina: Well, not exactly like this...
GodtenderBrown: Are there trees?
Adina: Yes. It would be hard to call it a forest if there weren't trees.
Snowthief: They have forests underwater.
Snowdrunk: What?
Snowthief: Made of seaweed.
Snowthief: I seen a man drowned.
Snowthief: The seaweed grabbed 'im like hair from a drowned ghost.
Snowthief: Dragged 'im down.
Snowdrunk: Ok.
Adina: Anyway,
GodtenderBrown: Oooh! I'm good and spooked now!
We have traveled long, past many an ocean-ghost.
Listen, that kind of thing doesn't exist.

[LN2_FG_Outside::WesternOcean]
GodtenderBrown: My father was from over the western ocean.
SnowThief: So am I! Small world.
GodtenderBrown: ...is it?
SnowThief: What?
GodtenderBrown: I thought I recognized that voice.
SnowThief: No.
GodtenderBrown: DADDY!
Adina: No, he's not your father.
GodtenderBrown: DADDY'S COME BACK!
No, he really isn't your dad!
Uh, Archbishop Williams, will you council this confused man?

[LN2_FG_Outside::DoesntExist]
SnowThief: You're saying seaweed don't exist?
Adina: Yes, obviously that was what I was saying.
SnowThief: Well ok then, you're the expert on what exists.
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but we do not allow sarcasm on the Holy Mountain.
Snowdrunk: Great.
GodtenderBrown: What a cynical empire you must hail from.
Adina: Listen, if we lay down our sarcasm, our cynicism, our irony
Adina: may we cross over to see the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: Bring not one word of insincerity here!
GodtenderBrown: And you may pass. But watch yourself.
Adina: Thank you Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GhostOcean]
GodtenderBrown: I am afraid of ghosts
GodtenderBrown: and the ocean
GodtenderBrown: and horses, but I feel that's not relevant here.
Adina: Fair enough. Those are all scary things.
Adina: Even in my duties as an Empress,
Adina: the horrors of ghosts, the ocean, and horses.
Snowthief: The big three.
Snowdrunk: Horrifying.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: You have endured many terrors in your travels,
GodtenderBrown: but our shared fears can not harm us
GodtenderBrown: in the domain of the Forest God.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HelpDad]
Snowdrunk: Why are you so ready to assume a stranger is your father?
Snowdrunk: It seems there's something there you need to deal with.
GodtenderBrown: Ever since daddy got kicked in the head by that horse
Snowthief: Do what now?
GodtenderBrown: daddy was always a trickster
GodtenderBrown: so maybe he isn't dead after all, and this is just the longest joke he ever pulled.
Adina: ...
Snowthief: That's commitment.
GodtenderBrown: But you're right.
GodtenderBrown: And all these years of waiting, and hoping, and hating all horses...
Adina: I feel like we've all learned something tonight.
Snowdrunk: Bless you, my children.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: You are a wise man, Archbishop Williams
GodtenderBrown: and you are an insightful Empress, Astra.
GodtenderBrown: you may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::NoDad]
GodtenderBrown: Daddy was such a trickster.
GodtenderBrown: Ever since the day he got kicked in the head by that horse
GodtenderBrown: I've hoped this was just a very, very long joke.
Snowthief: You're kidding!
GodtenderBrown: Naive, I know...
Snowthief: No, I mean my mother was kicked in the head by a horse!
GodtenderBrown: huh!
Adina: Guys, my sister was kicked in the head by a horse.
GodtenderBrown: Wow!
Snowdrunk: My uncle was killed when a statue of a badger fell on him!
Snowdrunk: But I guess that isn't relevant here.
Adina: We've all lost so much because of horses.
GodtenderBrown: We are bound together by it.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: This moment we have shared, it is precious to me.
GodtenderBrown: And I feel as though you are good people who hate horses.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornWhat]
GodtenderBrown: Glundinhorns hold the curse of eventual death for all who play them.
Adina: Wow.
GodtenderBrown: and extreme misfortune for all who hear them.
Snowblow: *Hoooooooooonk.*
Snowdrunk: Clearly.
And they let you play this in school?
But you're still alive?

[LN2_FG_Outside::PlaySchool1]
GodTenderBrown: They didn't discover the curse until after I had acheived wisdom.
GodTenderBrown: The year they did the all Gludinhorn Midsummer Chorale.
GodTenderBrown: And the school fell into the earth.
Adina: Oh my god!
Snowblow: *HONK!!!*
Snowdrunk: Yeah that'll be a curse alright.
GodtenderBrown: And now you are cursed, for you have heard the Gludinhorn!
GodtenderBrown: And your poor herald is cursed with eventual death!
Snowdrunk: Oh no. Not that.
Snowblow: *Hooooooooonk.*
GodtenderBrown: Oh Stanislaus Glundin! The pain your horn has caused!
Adina: Please allow us to seek the wisdom of the Forest God
Adina: in regards to the cursed misfortunes myself and Imperial Advisor Willaims now anticipate.
GodtenderBrown: We share a curse. How can I refuse.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::StillAlive1]
GodtenderBrown: The curse is eventual death. My days are numbered.
Adina: But that's...
Snowdrunk: That's just being mortal.
Snowblow: *Honk!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes, I'll never be immortal now.
Adina: Was that a possibility before?
GodtenderBrown: Who knows how these things work?
Snowdrunk: ...
GodtenderBrown: The boy who sat in front in of me in the ensemble
GodtenderBrown: He heard my Glundinhorn thrice weekely.
GodtenderBrown: He suffered great misfortune when his horse kicked my father in the head.
Adina: Good god!
GodtenderBrown: My father had played the GlundinHorn before me.
GodtenderBrown: Oh Stanislaus Glundin! The pain your horn has caused!
Adina: Please allow us to seek the wisdom of the Forest God
Adina: in regards to the cursed misfortunes myself and Imperial Advisor Willaims now anticipate.
GodtenderBrown: We share a curse. How can I refuse.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornWhat2]
GodtenderBrown: Glundinhorns hold the curse of eventual death for all who play them.
Adina: Really?
GodtenderBrown: and extreme misfortune for all who hear them.
Snowblow: *Hoooooooooonk.*
Snowthief: Shocking.
Yeah, you're kidding, right?
But you're still alive?

[LN2_FG_Outside::HornKidding]
GodtenderBrown: I would never kid about the curse that took daddy away.
Snowthief: ugh... "daddy"
Adina: I'm sorry to hear of your father's death, Godtender!
GodtenderBrown: It was his Gludinhorn that I played.
GodtenderBrown: We shared the doom of eventual death, which is something to share indeed.
Snowblow: *Hoooooonk.*
GodtenderBrown: But praise the Forest God. In the church I found a new family.
Snowblow: *Honk!*
Adina: That is lovely.
GodtenderBrown: I'm not seeking to replace my father, but I've made so many friends.
GodtenderBrown: Father Carmel, Father Perpa, Father Patience Forget-Not-God...
Adina: *urk*
Snowthief: I'm sorry can we talk about how no one should use the word "daddy"?
Adina: Godtender, in recognition of the family you find when your family is gone,
Adina: may we bring out cares and curses to the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: We share the curse of this horn, which has taken so much,
GodtenderBrown: and will take more still.
GodtenderBrown: you may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::StillAlive2]
GodtenderBrown: The dread curse of the Gludinhorn is the ever-present shadow of death
GodtenderBrown: and one day, perhaps tomorrow, perhaps when you are old
GodtenderBrown: it will find you.
SnowThief: How unnatural.
SnowHorn: *Hoooooonk.*
Adina: That's not really a curse in the classic sense.
GodtenderBrown: It kills you! How much worse can it be?
Adina: Were you expecting to live forever before you played the horn?
GodtenderBrown: Who knows, nothing is certain.
SnowThief: Well, at least one thing is.
GodtenderBrown: Someday we must all hear the horn, we who have heard the horn.
Adina: Godtender, may we bring our cares and curses to the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: We all share a doom. A horn-doom.
GodtenderBrown: How can I deny my doom-mates?
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::HowHorn]
GodtenderBrown: Brass? Twisted around? Blow into one end?
Adina: That's most horns I think.
GodtenderBrown: Well, you can tell after the fact, because GludinHorns are cursed.
Snowhorn: *HONK?!*
Adina: What?!
GodtenderBrown: The Gludinhorn curses all who hear it to misfortune,
GodtenderBrown: and those who play it to eventual death.
Snowhorn: *Hooooooooonk.*
Adina: I don't think that'll be a problem here.
Snowdog: *Hooooooowl!*
GodtenderBrown: My father was a Gludinhorn player, as was I
GodtenderBrown: And now death lies in my future.
Adina: Isn't that the case for all of us?
GodtenderBrown: Who even knows what would have happened.
Adina: I have to say, probably death.
GodtenderBrown: Who even knows.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: We have so much in common.
GodtenderBrown: We are all cold, and all of us will someday die
GodtenderBrown: or in your case, suffer great misfortune.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::BodyDog]
GodtenderBrown: How does this relationship work?
Adina: He is highly intuitive.
Snowhorn: *HONK!*
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: No, he barks once for yes, and twice for no.
GodtenderBrown: Oh! Ask him a question!!!!
Adina: Um...
Adina: Clancy, will Godtender Brown allow us passage?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Hey, look!
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: What does this mean?
Adina: He's just excited.
GodtenderBrown: That is understandable.
GodtenderBrown: Are you excited to meet the Forest God, Clancy?
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Wait, that was twice for no, right?
Snowblow: *HONK!*
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!*
Adina: I think that makes it a double negative.
GodtenderBrown: He's not not excited to meet the Forest God?
GodtenderBrown: Then I am not not not letting you pass!
Adina: So that's... a triple...
GodtenderBrown: No, I meant not not not not. Quadruple!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Can we pass?
GodtenderBrown: Your willingness to seek council among even the beasts
GodtenderBrown: says volumes about your wisdom and devotion to your people.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingBellWhenBridgeIsDone]
GodtenderBrown: Hello?
GodtenderBrown: Please do not unnecessarily ring the red bell!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderFail]
Adina: Hello!
GodtenderBrown: Hello traveler!
GodtenderBrown: And who are you?
Adina: Adina! An astronomer! I seek an audience with the Forest God!
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, Adina, but the Forest God will not entertain you.
GodtenderBrown: Kings, emperors, ones of high import
GodtenderBrown: only those am I permitted to allow through.
Adina: But I'm important! I'm an... empress!
GodtenderBrown: I may wear a blindfold, but I can hear that you are alone.
GodtenderBrown: And no empress would travel alone.
GodtenderBrown: This is highly improper.
Adina: This is highly annoying.
GodtenderBrown: If you are indeed an empress, bring your entourage here
GodtenderBrown: and we shall discuss the situation.
GodtenderBrown: Until then, have a pleasant Longest Night!
Adina: ...thanks...
GodtenderBrown: I still can't hear your companions.
Adina: O-oh, they'll be right along in a minute...

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGPerceptive2]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Eimhin???
Snowthief: Oh yeah, this dog barks straight at god.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He was born with one ear that was white as the snow
Adina: and that's the ear he uses to hear the celestial realms.
GodtenderBrown: Amazing!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: Yeah, he's pretty-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!**
Snowdrunk: -great for a-
Snowdog: *arf!* *arf!* *woof!* *bark!* *woof!* *arf!* *woof!* *arf!* *bark!*
Snowthief: I am going to kick this mutt right off this cliff.
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Eimhin was just having an intuition!
Clancy is receiving a vision right this moment!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGBeastLanguage2]
GodtenderBrown: SIGNS AND WONDERS!!!!
Adina: When Clancy was but a child
Adina: He longed to bring peace to the beasts of the field.
Snowthief: Yep. Beasts of the field. That's what he did.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: And he was blessed with the ability to speak to them.
GodtenderBrown: Why does he not speak to us?
Snowthief: He's profoundly stupid?
Adina: Stupid with wisdom, that is!
GodtenderBrown: What?
He has forgotten how to speak, such is his dedication.
He is currently speaking to our Imperial Hound, Dart.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGForgotten2]
GodtenderBrown: WHAT DEVOTION!
Adina: He is a candidate for sainthood, where we come from.
Snowthief: It's a very low bar to hurdle.
GodtenderBrown: Beatification, while he yet lives?
GodtenderBrown: Who ever has heard of such a thing?
It's a special circumstance
He's not alive. He's a ghost

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGDart2]
GodtenderBrown: Oh, you have a dog with you as well! I love dogs!
GodtenderBrown: Dart! Speak, Dart!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: Yes Archbishop Clancy, I wish to speak with your dog!
Adina: Eimhin! Perhaps you could... ask Dart to speak?
Snowthief: Uuuuuuuuugghhhh.
GodtenderBrown: Speak, Dart!
Snowthief: Woof.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: Bark.
GodtenderBrown: Such spirit!
Snowdog: *woof!*
Snowthief: Arf.
GodtenderBrown: And yet I hear an unearned cynicism in his voice.
Adina: You are perceptive, Godtender!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Clancy is helping poor Dart turn his life around!
Snowthief: I was having such a great day, being dead...
GodtenderBrown: What's that?
Adina: The air is very cold, may we pass through?
GodtenderBrown: Anyone with such a good-hearted, virtuous Archbishop
GodtenderBrown: and a dog of such moral fortitude and bravery
GodtenderBrown: must be worthy of inspection by the Forest God.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGIntuition2]
GodtenderBrown: Do tell, Williams!
Snowthief: The Archbishop says good job on letting us pass.
GodtenderBrown: But I haven't yet!
Adina: Yes, but the Archbishop is possessed of forsight!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: He's very intuitive!
GodtenderBrown: But how does he know the future is certain?
Adina: He sees all possibilities and knows which one shall be!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: it is fated that you shall let us pass.
GodtenderBrown: I feel now like whatever happens is inevitable.
Adina: But you got a "good job" out of it!
GodtenderBrown: I hope this blessing will help me to understand this troubling idea.
Snowthief: Don't strain yourself.
Adina: May we pass?
GodtenderBrown: The intuitiveness of your companions has convinced me that you are worthy to pass.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGVision2]
GodtenderBrown: Archbishop Clancy, tell us what things you see!
Snowthief: uh
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: Eimhin, care to translate?
Snowthief: Sure.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: "This blindfolded oaf"
GodtenderBrown: That's me! I am such an oaf!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: "should let the Empress pass"
GodtenderBrown: I can do that!
Adina: Excellent! Thank you!
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: The vision continues!
Adina: um
Snowthief: "Beware the horn, beware the horse"?
Adina: What?
GodtenderBrown: What!?
Snowdog: *arf!*
Snowthief: I think I actually had something there for a minute.
Adina: We must consign such wonders to the beasts.
Adina: The badgers. The stoats. The titmice. The bear-children.
GodtenderBrown: Amen.
GodtenderBrown: We witnessed a miracle, on Longest Night no less.
GodtenderBrown: You are most blessed, Empress.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass, and I ask that you leave some of that blessing here.

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGGhostDog2]
GodtenderBrown: A GHOST?!?!?
GodtenderBrown: I'm sorry, but this is too spooky for me.
Adina: No, don't go!
Adina: Damn it.
Snowthief: Wow. What a wuss.
Snowthief: Hey, you sure did screw that up!
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Adina: Godtender Brown, are you there?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Are you afraid of one little saintly ghost?
GodtenderBrown: Yes?
Adina: Oh, won't you come back and let us through?
GodtenderBrown: Can you promise me that your ghost will not spook me?
Adina: What do you think, Eimhin?
SnowthiefBrown: Yeah I have my anti-spooking hat on or whatever.
Snowdog: *arf!*
GodtenderBrown: I will let you pass, on the condition that no one gets spooked.
Adina: Thank you, Godtender!

[LN2_FG_Outside::FGCircumstance2]
Adina: He's the secret son of the king.
Snowdog: *arf!*
Adina: So he's being fast-tracked to sainthood.
Snowthief: Seriously. Totally hecked up.
GodtenderBrown: That is unconscionable!
Adina: Hey, you don't have to convince me!
Snowthief: But listen, it's not his fault.
Adina: He's just a nice, sweet guy
Snowthief: Who barks at animals
Adina: ...and is thus my archbishop?
Snowthief: *sigh*
Adina: Can we pass now?
GodtenderBrown: Your dedication to this one barking holy man in your empire
GodtenderBrown: has convinced me that your heart is reverent and pure.
GodtenderBrown: You may pass.
Adina: Thank you so much!

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.3]
Adina: That's a blindfold, right?
GodtenderBrown: It's a blinder.
Adina: Why do you wear it?
GodtenderBrown: Someone may steal the image of the Forest God
GodtenderBrown: from where it was reflected in my eyes
GodtenderBrown: and it would be a blasphemy to do such a thing.
Is that a common problem?
Aren't you worried about falling off this mountain?

[LN2_FG_Outside::FallingMountain]
GodtenderBrown: I walk by faith, and my steps are made sure by the Forest God.
Adina: Well, I guess you're still here.
GodtenderBrown: See?

[LN2_FG_Outside::CommonProblem]
GodtenderBrown: A wind demon once stole the reflection from a Godtender's Eyes.
GodtenderBrown: And placed it on the surface of a mirror.
GodtenderBrown: To convince a king that he was a god.
Adina: Why?
GodtenderBrown: The king jumped from a high tower, thinking he could fly.
GodtenderBrown: And the demon entered his broken body
GodtenderBrown: And ruled his kingdom for 99 years
GodtenderBrown: until he was driven out by Saint Balfa and the Charmed Goat.
Adina: So the wind demon was just a jerk then.
GodtenderBrown: It's a demon. What are you gonna do?

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.2]
Adina: Where is everyone?
GodtenderBrown: They are in the hills performing Longest Night services.
GodtenderBrown: They will be back by dawn.
Adina: Why aren't you with them?
GodtenderBrown: Oh, I don't have a congregation.
GodtenderBrown: It is my job to meet pilgrims at the chasm.
Adina: Godtender, can I ask a personal question?
GodtenderBrown: Of course.
What does all of this do for you?
Aren't you very, very, very cold?

[LN2_FG_Outside::EndDay1]

[LN2_FG_Outside::StevensonHead.1]
Adina: Oh no. Poor Stevenson...
Adina: Looks like this thing took a beating from something huge, so....
Adina: I wonder if there's a head in there?
Adina: ...
Adina: Not checking.
Mae: Why wouldn't she check?
Mae: I would.
Granddad: So would I.
Mae: If I ever find a body part on the ground
Mae: I am gonna poke it with a stick.
Granddad: Can't argue with you there.

[LN2_FG_Outside::StevensonHead.2]
Adina: Poor Stevenson.

[LN2_FG_Outside::RingBellDoNothing]

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D2.1]
Snowdrunk: Oh hello.
Adina: Hey! Thanks for helping me out back there!
Snowdrunk: Thanks for helping me get out of here.
Adina: How did you end up here, anyway?
Snowdrunk: He was dead.
Snowdrunk: I was drunk.
Snowdrunk: The frozen lake was east.
Snowdrunk: And then I was dead too.
Adina: Oh.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D2.2]
Snowdrunk: Kinda nice up here. Peaceful.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D3.1]
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: Oh, you're already gone, huh?
Snowdrunk: ...
Adina: I hope you're going someplace better.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowdrunk_A1D3.2]
Adina: Thanks.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hey you!
Snowthief: Hey YOU!
Adina: So, who are you?
Snowthief: I was an exceptional thief.
Adina: How did you end up in the forest?
Snowthief: I was going to rob the Huncher.
Snowthief: She's been there forever.
Snowthief: She's got to have loads of priceless crap.
Adina: How did that go?
Snowthief: I remember reaching up, trying to grab the sun
Snowthief: as the snow covered me.
Snowthief: You do dumb half-asleep things when you die.
Adina: Huh.
Snowthief: There's your deep insight on the dying process.
Adina: Appreciate it.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D2.2]
Snowthief: I'm bored.

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D3.1]
Snowthief: ...she's got it...
Adina: She's got what?
Snowthief: It was a lock and a key. Only one set like them.
Adina: Yeah?
Snowthief: ...
Adina: Hello?
Snowthief: ...

[LN2_FG_Outside::Snowthief_A1D3.2]
Adina: thanks, thiefy.
Adina: i never said- thanks for the arm.

[LN2_FG_Outside::GodtenderBrown_A1D1.4]
GodtenderBrown: The blessing of the Forest God goes with you.

[LN2_FG_Outside::DoForYou]
GodtenderBrown: Hm.
Adina: Sorry, is that a weird question?
GodtenderBrown: No, not at all.
GodtenderBrown: I think it gives me a truth I can't find anywhere else.
GodtenderBrown: And one I have to find every day when I wake up.
GodtenderBrown: Like, it's there, but I don't have a map to it.
GodtenderBrown: and looking for it is where I find everything else.
Adina: Wait, but isn't the Forest God in there right now?
Adina: Where is the mystery in what you're looking for?
GodtenderBrown: The Forest God does not behave as I always expect
GodtenderBrown: and the difference between my expectations and reality
GodtenderBrown: is mystery enough.
Adina: Fair enough. Thank you.
GodtenderBrown: You are quite welcome.
GodtenderBrown: I can only hope that the Forest God may heal.

[LN2_FG_Outside::VeryVeryCold]
GodtenderBrown: ha ha ha ha ha!
GodtenderBrown: I am from the country of giants!
GodtenderBrown: I am wearing the thickest of coats
GodtenderBrown: and the warmest of our Godtender hats.
GodtenderBrown: there isn't a chill frosty enough to touch these bones.
Adina: ha ha ha. ok.
GodtenderBrown: Aren't you cold?
Adina: Yes. Freezing. Thanks.

[LN2_FG_Outside::CliffSkiJump]
Mae: And then she jumped over the kazm!
Granddad: It's "chasm", and no she didn't.
Mae: Why not?
Granddad: The gap was too wide. She would have never made it.
Mae: But she totally cou-
Granddad: That's not how it happened.
Mae: She jumped across!
Granddad: No she didn't.
Mae: She was an expert ski jumper. She could have made it across easily!
Granddad: She wasn't. They didn't have skiing back then.
Mae: What did they have?
Grandad: Slidey-snowshoes.
Mae: She jumped across with her slidey-snowshoes!
Granddad: Mae.
Mae: Granddad.
Granddad: Anyway...
Mae: She jumped across anyway!
Granddad: No, the gap was too wide.
Mae: No it wasn't! I can see it.
Granddad: Well I can see it too and it's my story.
Mae: If you can say she couldn't I can say she could!
Granddad: Ugggggh....
Mae: She jumped because it's my story now!
Granddad: Ok then. She jumped across
Granddad: and I don't know what happened after that.
Mae: Aw.
Granddad: I thought it was your story now?
Mae: Well...
Granddad: Maybe the story is both of ours?
Mae: That sounds good.
Granddad: How about we work together?
Mae: Ok.
Granddad: So anyway, she couldn't jump over the cliff...
Mae: FIIIIIIIIIIINE.
Mae: And then... oh right. She didn't jump.
Granddad: Thank you, Mae.

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hey cat. Figured I'd see you here.
TreeCat: You figured right.
Adina: You figured wrong.
TreeCat: How's that?
Adina: I didn't die in there.
TreeCat: So you didn't.
TreeCat: But then again, I've never died in there either.
TreeCat: So pardon me if I'm not overly impressed you did it once.
Adina: You are such an ass.
TreeCat: You certainly caused a lot of trouble tonight.
Adina: I didn't mean to. Just passing through.
TreeCat: Isn't that always the way.
I have to go now.
So who are you, really?

[LN2_FrozenLake::Astronomer]
Astronomer: You know, I doubted you would make it.
Adina: A promise is a promise.
Astronomer: How is home?
Adina: Same as ever. Colder now of course.
Adina: The sheep shut down the 5th street bridge again on Longest Night eve.
Astronomer: Ha ha ha!
Adina: The farmers were there all day trying to pull them off.
Astronomer: Have they figured out why they keep doing that?
Adina: No one has a clue.
Astronomer: Hm.
Adina: I know you can't stay long.
Astronomer: I can't. So ask.
Adina: Ok, did you find the ghost star?
Astronomer: I did, my first night dead.
Astronomer: It's there.
Adina: Oh my god.
Astronomer: Something like that.
Astronomer: Will you remember where that is?
Adina: Yes.
Adina: It's funny.
Astronomer: What is?
Adina: It's always been there.
Adina: I just had no way of seeing it.
Astronomer: You still can't, not really.
Astronomer: But you can chart where it is.
Astronomer: That's something at least.
Adina: Wow.
Adina: I feel like just a few feet away
Adina: there's this thing, bigger than I can think about,
Adina: burning away. Exploding.
Adina: And between us is this sheet of black.
Adina: And when I think about it I feel like I'm going to overflow.
Astronomer: I think about this a lot these days.
Astronomer: We devote ourselves to something we barely understand,
Astronomer: something we can never touch.
Astronomer: We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so.
Astronomer: All of it creates this connection.
Astronomer: And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch.
Astronomer: You appreciate those connections even more after you've died.
Adina: I'm gonna miss you all over again now.
Astronomer: Well, on the bright side, you got a star out of it.
Adina: That's something, at least.
Astronomer: Ha ha ha.
Astronomer: Pretty amazing to be something, at least.
Adina: Yeah.
Astronomer: Goodbye, Astronomer.
Adina: Goodbye, Astronomer.
Granddad: The End.
Mae: What constellation was it?
Granddad: No one knows. It's lost to history.
Mae: Did this really happen?
Granddad: Does it matter if it really happened?
Mae: I think it does.
Granddad: Well, we'll never know.
Granddad: But hearing it happened to you.
Granddad: And that's something.
Mae: Something something something.
Mae: I want to find that constellation.
Granddad: Go outside some night and find it.
Granddad: and tell me where it is, ok?
Mae: *yawn*
Granddad: You look tuckered out, kid.
Mae: I am.
Granddad: I'll leave you to it.
Granddad: sweet dreams, kiddo.
Mae: zzz

[LN2_FrozenLake::GoodbyeTreeCat]
Adina: I need to get going.
TreeCat: The Huncher, her child, the Forest God- those aren't your business.
Adina: I know.
TreeCat: Leave all of that here. You were in their forest.
Adina: I'm an astronomer.
Adina: It may be their forest, but it's under my sky.
TreeCat: ha ha ha. i bet that sounded great in your head.
Adina: It sounded great when I said it, asscat.
TreeCat: Goodbye, Adina The Astronomer. Good luck.
Adina: Goodbye, Cat. Happy Longest Night.

[LN2_FrozenLake::WhoIsTreeCat]
TreeCat: Pardon?
Adina: You some magical cat? Cat god? Cat wizard? Something?
TreeCat: I'm just a cat.
TreeCat: I live near the woods.
TreeCat: I like shiny things.
TreeCat: And I listen.
Adina: Oh.
TreeCat: Your turn. Who are you?
I'm an astronomer.
I'm a survivor.

[LN2_FrozenLake::ImAnAstronomer]
Adina: I'm here because there's something missing in the sky.
Adina: And this is where I'll find it.
TreeCat: Are you sure?
Adina: At this point I'm so exhausted and cold
Adina: that I can't afford to not be sure.
TreeCat: That's either very sad or very beautiful.
Adina: It's very true.
Adina: I'm freezing.
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::ImASurvivor]
Adina: Where I come from, where I was tonight.
Adina: I've survived.
TreeCat: Survival is good.
TreeCat: Steal Everything. Never get caught.
TreeCat: Eat rats. Find the warmest barn.
Adina: Not how I'd put it, but yes.
TreeCat: How would you put it?
Adina: Just get through the damn forest.
Adina: I like the stars. They're out there hanging in black.
Adina: Mawkish, yeah.
Adina: The darker it gets...
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat_A1D3.2]
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_FrozenLake::AstronomerA]
Adina: Travis?!? What are *you* doing here?
Astronomer: How do you even know who I am?
Mae: And then Travis told her off...
Granddad: Who's Travis?
Mae: This really annoying kid at school.
Granddad: Why would this Travis character exist in the past?
Mae: Because he stole a time machine.
Granddad: Right, right.
Mae: Anyways, so then Travis said...
Astronomer: ...I stole a time machine and that's why I'm here to annoy you.
Adina: O-okay.
Astronomer: So. You should be annoyed.
Adina: Yeah. You're pretty annoying.
Adina: Welp.
Astronomer: Have a good one.
Adina: cya later

[LN2_FrozenLake::TreeCat]
TreeCat: Talk to me again.

[LN2_FrozenLake::InitLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::ApproachHuncherDoor]
HuncherOutside: Who's that walking on my porch?
Adina: Hello?
HuncherOutside: Oh girl, it's all over now.

[LN2_Huncher::InitLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::ApproachHuncherInside]
HuncherInside: There are old bodies in the north.
HuncherInside: Where the ground never thaws.
HuncherInside: Frozen in the dirt and ice for millenia.
HuncherInside: In some of them there is a sickness against which we are no longer strong.
HuncherInside: Someday the earth will warm, and the ice will melt.
HuncherInside: And that sickness will finish the work on us
HuncherInside: that began when we were first born.
Adina: ...
HuncherInside: [shake=.02]KID! Will you please stop that honking?[/shake]
HuncherKid: Nope.
HuncherInside: Fine, kid, fine.
HuncherInside: I'm going to leave you where they'll never find you.
HuncherKid: Ha ha ha.
I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherStop]
HuncherInside: Stop.
Adina: UGHK!
Adina: I can't move. This hurts. Stop.
HuncherInside: Come no closer.
HuncherInside: Stop.
Adina: UGHK!

[LN2_Huncher::AngryHuncherFix]
Adina: !!!
Adina: Here she comes...
Adina: I need somewhere to hide!
Adina: To the brambles!
Adina: Ready!
HuncherOutside: Damn Squirrels!
HuncherOutside: Damn Squirrels won't take a break.
HuncherOutside: Squirrels?
HuncherOutside: Squirrels.
HuncherOutside: North wind, black wind, wolf in the dark!
HuncherOutside: Ugh, this weather never behaves.
HuncherOutside: Gotta say the whole damn thing every time.
HuncherOutside: Blue fire in the north! I have discovered your secret name!
HuncherOutside: I have buried it deep in the earth, and upon it built a house!
HuncherOutside: You must obey this house!
HuncherOutside: Now, blow west!
HuncherOutside: Ok, that's done.

[LN2_Huncher::PlayerCaught]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.015]Down you go![/all]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.015]Stay off my porch![/shake]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.02]Accept it! You're freezing in the brambles tonight![/shake]
HuncherOutside: [shake=.02]Get away![/shake]

[LN2_Huncher::CleanUpHuncher]

[LN2_Huncher::NeedSpecialKeyItem]
Adina: There was something in that house. If I was just quick enough...
Adina: Need something special for this.
Adina: Oh god, I have to get back into that house.
Adina: This is the worst Longest Night ever.

[LN2_Huncher::Snowproblem]
Snowproblem: ...

[LN2_Huncher::NeedFrozenLake]
HuncherInside: When you're out there tonight, freezing,
HuncherInside: will you look for my ring?
HuncherInside: Once something's down in the brambles I can never see it.
HuncherKid: I found your ring last week.
HuncherInside: Oh! So you did.
HuncherInside: It's my second most prized possession.
HuncherInside: I keep the most prized in a shrine, so precious is it to me.
HuncherInside: And so painful. We have to keep the precious and painful close.
Adina: I feel like we keep getting off-track here.
HuncherInside: *sniff sniff*
HuncherInside: I can smell the Forest God's blessing on you.
HuncherInside: If you knew anything you'd wash until it came off with your skin.
HuncherInside: When you leave, you're going down into the brambles like all the others.
HuncherInside: When I have to go outside to fix the weather
HuncherInside: because the weathervane got knocked around, AGAIN...
HuncherKid: It's a really stupid system you have going there.
HuncherInside: ...when I got out to do that
HuncherInside: I'll look out on the hollow, and nothing will be stirring.
HuncherInside: And that will be what happened to you.
Adina: Why don't you just kill me now, then?
HuncherInside: Because of that smell.

[LN2_Huncher::InterruptingSomething]
HuncherInside: I think you know the answer. You just showed up.
HuncherInside: Ugh, we all just show up.
HuncherInside: Staying is the problem.
HuncherInside: But you won't have to worry about that.
HuncherInside: Will you?
Is that an extremely vague threat?
Actually, I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::VagueThreat]
HuncherKid: Her? Vague threats?
HuncherInside: Oh, I'll get specific with you, kid.
HuncherInside: I'm going to bury your pieces in a lonely hollow.
HuncherInside: Not even bury them! I didn't bury the last one.
HuncherInside: And SHE did chores!
HuncherInside: Your family will never find you.
HuncherKid: Oh no. Not that.
Is this your normal dynamic?
*AHEM.* I need to get to the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::NormalDynamic]
HuncherInside: This is the dynamic of everything.
HuncherInside: No different for her.
HuncherInside: They didn't even give you a name back at the sawmill, did they, kid?
HuncherInside: Just kid?
HuncherKid: Excuse me, the full name was Sawmill Kid.
HuncherInside: Well, now you're just kid.
Adina: They didn't name you?
HuncherKid: ...
HuncherInside: You never realize how little and how much you need a name
HuncherInside: until they refuse you your's.
Adina: Huh.
Adina: I'm sorry to keep steering us back to this,
Adina: but I must reach the Frozen Lake.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.1]
HuncherInside: What are you, anyway?
Adina: I'm an astronomer. Former apprentice.
Adinda: First in my observatory, actually.
HuncherInside: Oh honey, all of those stars in your head.
HuncherInside: They will go out like candles tonight.
Adina: What are you?
HuncherInside: The Forest God isn't really a god.
HuncherInside: I am twice their size.
HuncherInside: I am twice as real.
HuncherInside: Honestly, whoever you are, even you're twice as real as they are.
Adina: Adina. Adina Astra.
HuncherInside: A ridiculous name. You named yourself. I can tell.
HuncherInside: ... just the last part.
HuncherInside: Now, what would make a little girl change her last name?
Adina: Nothing you'd understand.
HuncherInside: You don't know a thing about it. I came from somewhere.
HuncherInside: As did the woman before me.
HuncherInside: And we found the cabin, and I fed the oven.
HuncherInside: And we survived, and then I survived.
HuncherInside: And the quarrel with the Forest God went on for centuries.
HuncherInside: Until it ended. Quite recently.
HuncherKid: Well-
HuncherInside: SHUT IT, KID.
HuncherInside: I swear if I wasn't physically present in here she'd talk about anything.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.2]
Adina: Are you a witch?
HuncherInside: What is a witch? You mean the women in the woods?
HuncherInside: A man in the woods is a hermit or a woodsman or a huntsman.
HuncherInside: They didn't have a name for women who weren't where they should be.
HuncherInside: So they stole a name they feared and hated
HuncherInside: and pressed it onto us.
HuncherKid: Onto you. The word they use for girls like me is "kidnapped".
HuncherInsdie: *sigh*
HuncherInside: This one. Every day, I swear.
HuncherInside: Won't do chores.
HuncherInside: Back-sass. Sass-mouth.
Adina: Why not send her back where she came from?
HuncherInside: That is the one question to which I have no answer.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherInside.3]
HuncherInside: We're done talking.
HuncherInside: I'm sorry, Adina Astra.
HuncherInside: I know you wanted to live
HuncherInside: But I've taken that future from you
HuncherInside: And it's mine now.
HuncherInside: And you can't take it back.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherSisterConvo]
Snowproblem: What? No. No.
Snowproblem: *cough* *cough* *cough*
Snowproblem: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HuncherOutside: What is this?
HuncherOutside: Oh. Oh god. No.
HuncherOutside: Girl, what have you done?
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]You... you watched it happen![/all]
HuncherSisterGhost:{width=8} [wave][size=.75]YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHED![/all]
HuncherOutside: It wasn't me! It was this place!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]It was the oven. It was what you became.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I didn't get to choose what happened to me!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I was so cold. I was so afraid.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I had to survive!
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]and I did not.[/all]
Adina: What is this? Who are you?
HuncherOutside: Don't you dare speak, you waste of a girl.
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I was her twin! We fled into the woods, identical in all things[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]except one.[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]When she pulled my body from the water[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]the only part of me she kept[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]was the tattoo.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I've kept it close to me all down the centuries.
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]I believed in some idea of you...[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]that is as long dead as i am now.[/all]
HuncherSisterGhost: [wave][size=.85]but you survived.[/all]
HuncherOutside: I... I...
Adina: Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for this.
HuncherOutside: Get out.
Adina: I'm sorry!!! I never meant to-
HuncherOutside:{width=8, angryWobble=5} [shake=.05]GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT![/shake]
Mae:...
Granddad: Yes, Mae?
Mae: What is this story about?
Granddad: What do you want it to be about?
Mae: If I get to choose what it's about, it's not about anything.
Granddad: Huh. That's quite a statement.
Mae: I'm really smart.
Granddad: Well you came up with that plan to rob banks
Granddad: so clearly you're onto something.
Mae: I want to know what this is about.
Granddad: I think you have to figure that out on your own.
Mae: ...
Mae: I don't like that.

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherKid.1]
Adina: I can get you out of here.
HuncherKid: You can't even get yourself out of here.
HuncherKid: I can barely get out of the attic
HuncherKid: and away from that extremely creepy shrine.
Adina: It's not safe for you here.
HuncherKid: Did you know, I made that poison and she never even thanked me?
HuncherKid: She'll take all the credit for it!
Adina: what?
HuncherKid: I know, right?
HuncherKid: Murdering a god isn't something you want to let someone else take credit for.
Adina: Oh my god.
Adina: I thought you were...
HuncherKid: I'm going to survive.
HuncherKid: Nobody who would know I'm gone is anyone I'd want to find me.
Adina: I need to go.

[LN2_Huncher::EnterLevel]

[LN2_Huncher::HuncherKid.2]
HuncherKid: Get away if you can.

[LN2_Huncher::SnowmanBuildSpot]
Adina: The huncher is about!
Adina: Hm.
Adina: Should probably check that house first.
Adina: Ok, time to build.
Adina: Some of that weird snow is way up in the trees.
Adina: Need a good strong wind.
Adina: Ha ha ha. Just need to control the wind is all. Simple.

[LN2_Huncher::PlayerReactionToGettingCaught]
Adina: Ugh.
Adina: I am not going to die here tonight.
Adina: I'm just not.
Adina: I need to see what's in this hollow.
Adina: I need to get into that house.
Adina: Ok, let's go.
Adina: I'm so cold. So cold.
Adina: No.
Adina: I'm an Astronomer.
Adina: Those are my skies, damn it.
Adina: I'm gonna survive this.
Adina: She seems distracted by that weather thing.
Adina: Maybe... hmm...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.1]
Adina: Hello?
CoffinWolf: Hello! Interested in a coffin?
Adina: Uh.
In the short term?
In the long run?

[LN2_LostWoods::ShortTerm]
CoffinWolf: You never know!
CoffinWolf: These are hard times
CoffinWolf: and these woods will take your life.
Adina: You are the second person who lives here to tell me I'm going to die here.
Adina: You're still alive.
CoffinWolf: You can get out pretty easily, heading west.
CoffinWolf: The problem is getting through, to the east.

[LN2_LostWoods::LongRun]
CoffinWolf: These are hard times. The days are short and the nights are long.
CoffinWolf: And the winter lasts forever.
Adina: Meaning?
CoffinWolf: Meaning you have a bright future in being a lump in a snowbank
Coffinwolf: if you keep heading east.
CoffinWolf: So head west. West is home.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf1Join]
Adina: Well, east is where I'm going, so...
CoffinWolf: The trees here move. They'll confuse your path.
CoffinWolf: They bend to the powers of the God of This Forest
Coffinwolf: and [speed=.5][shake=.02]The Huncher[/all] herself.
CoffinWolf: And you'll never obtain their permission to pass.
Adina: So this is why you're trying to sell me a coffin?
CoffinWolf: I provide a service- if you pay me now, I will collect your remains and bring them back to your relations.
Adina: You charge in advance for this?
CoffinWolf: I can't really charge any other time.
Adina: Oh. Right.
Adina: Well, I don't have any money.
CoffinWolf: Eh-eh. No coffin for you then.
CoffinWolf: And your ghost will be quite unhappy.
Adina: Whatever.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.2]
Adina: What'd you say about my ghost?
CoffinWolf: Those that die here, stay here. Their ghosts lie frozen until disturbed.
Adina: Oh.
CoffinWolf: All that's left of them are lumps in the snow and the things they brought with them
CoffinWolf: gathering frost.
CoffinWolf: Oh what those ghosts could tell us in these hard times.
Adina: Can I have a drink of something?
CoffinWolf: No.

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D1.3]
CoffinWolf: You let the cold in every time you open the door, you know.

[LN2_LostWoods::PassTreeSecondTime]
Mae: What did you say?
Granddad: Adina could see something up in the branches. Something that didn't belong.
Mae: She should climb up and get it and stop standing there like a lump.
Granddad: A lump?
Mae: Yeah she's lumping around and she should climb a tree.
Granddad: Adina wasn't much of a climber, so she had to improvise...

[LN2_LostWoods::Lost]
Mae: Was she LOST?
Granddad: She sure was! No matter how far she walked, she was never far from the forest's edge.
Mae: THAT'S WEIRD!
Granddad: These were no normal woods. These were magic woods.
Mae: That's dumb.
Granddad: These were the dangerous kind of magic woods.
Mae: Oh ok that sounds cool.
Mae: How did she get through???
Granddad: Well, maybe she needed some directions.
Mae: Aw but who from? She all alone.
Granddad: When you don't have any friends, you have to make them.

[LN2_LostWoods::NeedSnowmen]
Granddad: That snow from the tree?
Granddad: It was special snow.
Mae: How do you figure?
Granddad: Well, if you knew just where to build it,
Granddad: you could make one hell of a snowman from that snow.
Mae: That's it? That's not special.
Granddad: You're a tough audience, kid.
Mae: JUST TELL A BETTER STORY!
Granddad: I could read you Charity Bearity Learns To Shareity again.
Mae: No, she is the woooooooorst!
Granddad: Ok, then, listen...

[LN2_LostWoods::FirstSnowmanBuilt]
Snowman0:{angryWobble=5} AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Adina: OH MY GOD!
Snowman0:{angryWobble=7} WHAT AM I?!?!?!
Adina: [shake=.01]WHAT'S HAPPENING???[/shake]
Snowman0:{angryWobble=10} WHAT AM I?!?!?!?!
Adina: [shake=.05]HELP!!![/shake]

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.1]
Adina: Are you ok?
Snowman0: what am i
Adina: You're a snowman?
Snowman0: i'm just water and garbage!
Adina: How are you talking?
Snowman0: i don't know what anything
Adina: You wouldn't happen to know how to find the Forest God, would you?
Snowman0: there's nothing about me that isn't forest and sky
Adina: That's like a poem.
Snowman0:{angryWobble=5} WHAT AM I
Adina: You're like a poem!
Snowman0:{angryWobble=15} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.2]
Adina: So you're what, a ghost?
Snowman0: no ghost
Adina: Wait, you are no ghost or you have no ghost?
Snowman0: what am i

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D1.3]
Adina: How's it going?
Snowman0: [speed=.1][size=.5]what is going[/all]
Adina: Ok then.

[LN2_LostWoods::AfterFirstSnowman]
Mae: This snowman is no help!
Granddad: Well, if at first you don't succeed...
Mae: Kill it! And make a better one!
Granddad: Well ok, you got that partly right.
Mae: Which part?
Granddad: Listen up and I'll tell you...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D2]
CoffinWolf: Please leave. You've misused the oven.
CoffinWolf: Hello, can I interest you in a- WHAT IS THAT?
It's an arm. Goodbye now!
I need to borrow your stove...

[LN2_LostWoods::Stove]
CoffinWolf: Wait, what are you doing?
Adina: Putting this skeleton arm in your stove.
CoffinWolf: Um, no? No you're not!
Adina: [size=.75]Ssssh.[/size]
Adina: It is done.
CoffinWolf: That is [shake=.1]messed up.[/shake]
Adina: You're telling me.
CoffinWolf: Please leave now.

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hello!
King: Ho there traveler!
Advisor: Hello!
Knight: Hrmphm
King: What is your business here tonight?
I'm going to the Frozen Lake
Not much, you?

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.2]
Adina: So is this your land?
King: ...
Advisor:...
Knight: ...mrphrb phhrhvph...
Adina: I was just saying, because you're a king and all.
King: I may be a king.
Advisor: You may be!
King: But there are kings and there are gods.
Advisor: Yes yes.
Adina: Oh.
King: And as king I granted these lands to Baroness Lalopsey.
Advisor: And she sure did die!
King: Sure did!
Advisor: Lalopsey Manor's gone all weird now!
King: Sure has!
Advisor: Last spring travelers saw this pale thing come out of the bog there and-
King: Well, let's head out! Miles to go, men. Miles to go.

[LN2_LostWoods::SkeletonArm]
Adina: Oh ok. That's a good omen I'm sure.
Adina: ...
Adina: Crap almighty.
Adina: Hey skeleton.

[LN2_LostWoods::PickupSkeletonArm]
Adina: Well, I need an arm.
Adina: And that's an arm.
Adina: If I'm lucky, this skeleton is a criminal.
Adina: Was.
Adina: ...
Adina: This used to be alive.
Adina: Now I just need to find a fire to stick it in.
Adina: [size=.65]OH GOD.[/size]
Adina: It's cold.

[LN2_LostWoods::Leave]
CoffinWolf: Goodbye!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.1]
Adina: Hello?
Snowacle: Hello.
Adina: Are you ok?
Snowacle: Well, just before now I was dead.
Snowacle: And I'm still dead. So there's that.
Adina: Oh. Sorry.
Snowacle: Maybe this means I can leave these woods...
Snowacle: and go wherever dead people go?
Adina: Is that how that works?
Snowacle: I think I was in some sort of a daze.
Snowacle: And this woke me up.
Adina: If you want to return the favor, I need some help.
Snowacle: I can tell your fortune, I can contact the dead...
Adina: I need to find the Forest God. I need to get through the woods.
Snowacle: Oh, well the first part's easy enough.
Snowacle: Find the shrine and say North's Canticle.
What is that?
I wasn't a churchgoer...{width=8}

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1]
ShrineMouse: Pilgrim!
Adina: Hello, you!
ShrineMouse: I'm Father Patience Forget-Not-God.
Adina: WOW. That is a name.
ShrineMouse: It was gifted me when I was ordained.
Adina: What was your name before?
ShrineMouse: Butchie Mudd.
Adina: Ok, that's a change.
ShrineMouse: Do you wish to say a prayer at this
ShrineMouse: the shrine of Saint Orolony
ShrineMouse: who, beloved of the Forest God,
ShrineMouse: was shown the way to the chasm and the red bell
ShrineMouse: and into his holy mountain?
Adina: You said that all without taking a breath!

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D2]

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D3]

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.2]
Adina: Who are you?
Adina: I mean, are you a ghost?
Snowacle: I don't know?
Adina: Who were you before?
Snowacle: I was a fortune teller, and a medium.
Adina: A real one?
Snowacle: Real enough.
Adina: See, I found this thing in a tree, and then I knew I had to build you here, somehow.
Snowacle: In seances we would often hold an object of importance to the deceased.
Adina: Did it work?
Snowacle: Well enough.
Snowacle: As for why here, well...
Snowacle: Sometimes a grave is the best place to contact the dead.
Adina: Oh god is this your grave?
Snowacle: Not mine. It appears to be someone's final resting place.
Adina: Who buries people way out here?
Snowacle: The snow.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D2.1]
Snowacle: Whoa, keep that away. I don't want to melt.
Snowacle: Alright, you've got a frozen arm.
Snowacle: From somewhere.
Snowacle: Or someone.
Snowacle: I'm not going to ask.
Adina: Now I have to set this arm on fire.
Snowacle: Thanks for the update.
Snowacle: Good luck!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.3]
Adina: Hey there... you ok?
Adina: I didn't have a chance to ask about you
Adina: and how you got here.
Snowacle: I think I'm gone...
Snowacle: I can hardly hear you...
Adina: Oh.
Snowacle: Yes.
Adina: Thank you so much.
Adina: You saved my life, fortune-teller.
Snowacle: I was a real one, you know.
Snowacle: it was real to me
Snowacle: even if
Snowacle: my sister, in the walls
Snowacle: ...
Adina: Hello?
Adina: Goodbye.

[LN2_LostWoods::NeedKeyItem]
Adina: Hm. I think I need something special for this one.
Adina: Otherwise I'm just bringing more screaming forest ice-babies into the world.
Adina: And that's no good.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.1]
Adina: Hey Sticky!
Snowman0: what is sticky
Adina: I named you Sticky.
Adina: Because of-
Snowman0: stick-y
Adina: -the sticks.
Snowman0: STICK-y.
Adina: yep.
Snowman0: why is stick-y

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D3]
Snowman0: ...
Adina: Are you gone already, Sticky?
Snowman0: ...
Adina: I'm sorry, Sticky.

[LN2_LostWoods::EnterLevel]

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleCanticle]
Snowacle: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Snowacle: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Snowacle: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Snowacle: "God of The forest, carry us."
Adina: Where did you learn that?
Snowacle: We only said it in church twice a week
Snowacle: and also five times a day.
Snowacle: Didn't you?
Adina: I'm not from around here.
Snowacle: Once I wasn't either.
Snowacle: Listen, I still have some remnant of my sensitivities.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: If you're lost, I can try to point you in the right direction.
Adina: Thanks!

[LN2_LostWoods::Churchgoer]
Snowacle: Oh you little heathen!
Snowacle: A girl after my own heart. Eh heh heh.
Adina: Do you know it?
Snowacle: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Snowacle: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Snowacle: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Snowacle: "God of The forest, carry us."
Adina: And people say that?
Snowacle: Several times a day in this country.
Adina: Hm.
Snowacle: Listen, I still have some remnant of my sensitivities.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: If you're lost, I can try to point you in the right direction.
Adina: Thanks!

[LN2_LostWoods::KingNotMuch]
King: We're doing much!
Advisor: Come with us, we can do much!
Knight: ...mrph phr phrmpt...
King: Right you are, Stevenson! She can't come with us!
Advisor: You're right! Ha ha ha ha!
Adina: Big plans, then?
King: We have our agenda for an audience with the Forest God!
Advisor: We have the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]severed arm of a criminal![/all]
Do I want to know why you have someone's arm!
Well, that sounds- WAIT, an arm?!

[LN2_LostWoods::KingFrozenLake1]
King: Well, that's a coincidence! So are we!
Advisor: Blessed meeting!
Adina: Do you know the way through the woods?
King: We surely do! We are bound for an audience with the Forest God!
Advisor: And after that we have an arm, [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]and fire to light it![/all]
What did you say you were going to set on fire?
Are you going to find The Hunch.. wait, an arm? What?

[LN2_LostWoods::WhatFire]
King: The [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]arm of a dead criminal![/all]
Advisor: Donated, of course.
Knight: ...hrmmphhr...
King: Ha ha ha!
Advisor: Oh Stevenson.
Adina: And you're going to [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]set it on fire?[/all]
King: Yes!
Advisor: And it will light the way to the Huncher's Hollow!
Adina: Ugh this forest.
Adina: Well, best of luck!
King: Best of luck to everyone!
Advisor: Even you! We have enough luck to go around

[LN2_LostWoods::Market]
CoffinWolf: Back to buy a coffin?
Adina: No, just getting warm.
CoffinWolf: I'm going to start charging for that.
Adina: If I don't have any money for a coffin
Adina: why would I have money standing by your stove?
CoffinWolf: I dunno, let's ask the free market.
Coffinwolf: There goes all of my heat again, right out the door.
Adina: Sorry.

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineNo]
Adina: Not right now, thanks!
ShrineMouse: Go in the peace of the God of the Forest, my child.

[LN2_LostWoods::PrayerClueless]
ShrineMouse: You may recite when ready.
Gracious Tree Lord, Leafy And Barked
Exalted Bear Enthroned Above
Enchanted Deer Monster, Hoofy In The Night

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrinePass]
Adina: Um... hello?
TreeCat: 'Evening.
Adina: Hey, didn't I see you before?
TreeCat: Hm?
Adina: Outside the forest?
TreeCat: No.
Adina: I think I did. But you didn't have a hat.
TreeCat: Couldn't be me. I do have a hat.
Adina: Hm.
Adina: Wasn't there a mouse here a minute ago?
TreeCat: Yep.
Adina: Did you eat it?
TreeCat: No. He just gave me his hat.
Adina: Oh.
Adina: Where is...
Adina: OH MY GOD.
Adina: YOU ATE FATHER PATIENCE FORGET-NOT-GOD?!
TreeCat: No. He left.
Adina: YOU'RE WEARING HIS LITTLE HAT!
TreeCat: He gave me his hat.
Adina: ...
TreeCat: I feel so official.
Adina: I hate you.
Treecat: You got a prayer for me, Pilgrim?
Adina: Wait, why do you need to hear this?
TreeCat: It's not for me. It's for the shrine.
TreeCat: It's not for me or the mouse. It's for the shrine.
Adina: Hm.
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]
"In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Listen, do we have to do this?

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1.2]
ShrineMouse: My wandering child! Are you here to say a prayer?
Why yes, I am!
No, not right now

[LN2_LostWoods::DeerMonster]
ShrineMouse: D...
ShrineMouse: Deer...
ShrineMouse: MONSTER?!?!?!
Adina: Ok I'll admit that one was a total guess.
ShrineMouse: You clearly have not known our Forest God.
Adina: Listen, I'm not from around here, and-
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::BearEnthroned]
ShrineMouse: BEAR?
Adina: I figured the forest god was maybe a giant bear?
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no mere bear.
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no bear at all.
Adina: Oh.
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::TreeLord]
ShrineMouse: The Forest God is no tree!!!!
Adina: I thought that, you know, because of the forest...
ShrineMouse: No tree can be a god!
Adina: I'm not following this line of logic.
Adina: So what *can* be a god?
ShrineMouse: Not a tree, obviously!
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::PrayerClueless2]
ShrineMouse: You may recite when ready.
Wolf! Wolf! Thrice Wolf!
Sweetest Baby Moose, Oh Gentle Moose
Wooly Cat Of The North, Hear My Petition

[LN2_LostWoods::WolfWolfWolf]
ShrineMouse: Wolf? Wolf? Wolf?
Adina: Wrong?
ShrineMouse: Have you ever prayed before?
Adina: Kinda?
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::SweetBabyMoose]
ShrineMouse: I'm not sure where to even begin.
Adina: Please don't judge my personal faith.
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::WoolyCat]
ShrineMouse: THE FOREST GOD IS NO FILTHY CAT!
Adina: Oh no?
ShrineMouse: GO! Return when you have been granted knowledge.

[LN2_LostWoods::Shrine_A1D1.3]
ShrineMouse: My child, have you learned yet how to pray?
...no...

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineWarp]
Mae: So those snowthings are ghosts?
Granddad: Well, they have ghosts in them.
Mae: Are there ghosts?
Granddad: What do you think?
Mae: No, what do you think?
Granddad: Well, I think sometimes people stay with you long after they're gone.
Mae: Is grandma a ghost now?
Granddad: Ha ha ha. On the best days, yes.
Mae: I don't want you to ever be a ghost.
Granddad: Oh Mae, I'll be around to see your own kids.
Mae: No you won't.
Granddad: Well Mae, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Mae: No, I mean I don't ever want kids ever.
Mae: I want two big wooly barn cats and an old hound dog.
Mae: and we'll all howl at the moon!
Granddad: Never change, Mae.

[LN2_LostWoods::InTheirWings]
TreeCat: Continue.
"All things die, Be at peace!"
Is the Forest God only God when I'm in the Forest?

[LN2_LostWoods::HaveToDoThis]
TreeCat: You need to see the Forest God.
Adina: Yes.
TreeCat: This is how you see the Forest God.
TreeCat: Or try to, at least.
Adina: Try to?
TreeCat: That old thing doesn't see just anyone anymore.
TreeCat: Those days are gone.
Adina: So I just need to say the words?
TreeCat: No one knows what you mean, they just know what you say.
Adina: Fine, then.
Adina: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"

[LN2_LostWoods::OnlyGod]
TreeCat: This forest stretches from the hills below
TreeCat: over the mountains
TreeCat: and up to where they have to build a bonfire
TreeCat: to thaw the earth enough
TreeCat: to bury the dead.
Adina: Wow.
TreeCat: God of this forest is god enough.
Adina: Noted.
Adina: ok...um...
Adina: "All things die, Be at peace!"

[LN2_LostWoods::AllThingsDie]
TreeCat: Continue.
"Cease all care, They are coming."
Why are you helping me?

[LN2_LostWoods::CeaseAllCare]
TreeCat: Continue.
"God of The forest, carry us."
Should I be feeling something?

[LN2_LostWoods::HelpingMe]
TreeCat: Who says I'm helping you?
TreeCat: I'm just sitting here.
TreeCat: With my hat.
Adina:...
TreeCat: Go on?
Adina: "Cease all care, They are coming."

[LN2_LostWoods::CarryUs]
TreeCat:Very nice.
Treecat:Goodbye.

[LN2_LostWoods::FeelingSomething]
TreeCat: Something?
Adina: Like, is this gonna do something?
TreeCat: You don't feel a great sense of awe and wonder
TreeCat: and connection to something larger than yourself?
Adina: No.
TreeCat: Your loss.
Adina: I feel that when I look at the stars.
Adina: Back in the world, stars are kind of my job.
TreeCat: We're still in the world. Still the same stars too.
Adina: Ok, let's finish this.
TreeCat: Let's.
Adina: "God of The forest, carry us."

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.2]
Snowman0: why is stick-y

[LN2_LostWoods::WanderingKings_A1D2.3]
King: Beautiful forest, don't you think?

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.3]
Adina: Not to harp on this, and thank you again for your help,
Adina: but do you know whose body is under you?
Snowacle: No idea. I don't think it matters.
Snowacle: Just a connection to wherever.
Adina: Were you... um... somewhere else until now?
Snowacle: I don't know. I don't think so.
Snowacle: You don't even seem real.
Snowacle: This is like a waking dream.
Adina: This is weird.
Snowacle: Yes it is.

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.3]
Adina: Ok, so I can't just take you apart, but
Adina: are you in pain?
Adina: You just seem so sad, Sticky.
Snowman0: [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa][size=.5]i am nothing[/all]
Adina: See, I don't know how to interpret that?
Adina: Like, are you depressed or are you literally saying you are sticks and ice?
Snowman0: [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa][size=.5]i am sticks and ice[/all]
Adina: ...
Adina: Yeah, I still got nothing. I'll be back, Sticky!
Snowman0: [size=1.2]stick-y... be back...[/all]
Adina: That's the spirit, Sticky!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowman0_A1D2.4]
Snowman0: stick-y-y-y-y
Adina: You sure are!

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D3]
Adina: You're a fraud!
CoffinWolf: Why hello! Nice of you to stop by!
Adina: There are frozen dead people all over these woods!
Adina: I've talked to half a dozen of them tonight alone!
Adina: Either no one takes you up on this coffin business
Adina: Or you never follow through!
Adina: So which is it?!
Adina: Huh?!
CoffinWolf: You talked to ghosts?
Adina: Yeah! A whole bunch!
CoffinWolf: I think you got lost and cold and started talking to the snow.
Adina: No! I've been all the way from the Forest God's mountain
Adina: to [shake=.01][color=aaaaaa]The Huncher's Hollow[/all] for god's sake.
CoffinWolf: And yet here you are, back at my cabin, not more than an hour after you last left.
Adina: ...
CoffinWolf: Letting the heat out and the cold in.
CoffinWolf: Busy night for you, eh?
Adina: Oh, go to hell.
CoffinWolf: Ha ha ha.
CoffinWolf: Hell's warm at least.
CoffinWolf: Goodnight.

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrineWantToPrayQuestion]
ShrineMouse: You want to pray or not?
Why yes, I do!
No, not right now

[LN2_LostWoods::ShrinePassQuick]
Adina: "In Their Wings, In Their Trees"
Adina: "All things die, Be at peace!"
Adina: "Cease all care, They are coming."
Adina: "God of The forest, carry us."

[LN2_LostWoods::HuncherKidLW]
Adina: Kid?
HuncherKidLW: She's gone.
HuncherKidLW: She just left.
Adina: Just now?
HuncherKidLW: All I know is that sometime after she left
HuncherKidLW: something happened.
HuncherKidLW: She stopped being what she was.
HuncherKidLW: I don't know if she died, or...
HuncherKidLW: but something is happening to me.
Adina: Can't you just go back home?
HuncherKidLW: Child, I am home.
Adina: Oh.
HuncherKidLW: But I am going to visit where I came from.
Adina: That's good!
HuncherKidLW: No. No, you don't understand.
HuncherKidLW: I used to hope no one who knew I was gone would come looking for me.
HuncherKidLW: But now I'm going to go looking for them.
HuncherKidLW: The townsfolk will weep when they see what I've done to them.
HuncherKidLW: And as they go into the ground, I will dig them up
HuncherKidLW: I will place them in the beds of those who loved them.
HuncherKidLW: And people will look at that ruin of a town
HuncherKidLW: and say it is haunted.
Adina: Oh, Kid, listen to me-
HuncherKidLW: Oh please, child.
HuncherKidLW: Until an hour ago I was younger than you. But now I am far, far older.
HuncherKidLW: You were kind to me, and I will give you this kindness in return:
HuncherKidLW: We won't meet again.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowmanBuildSpot.1]
Adina: Hmm what's this?
Adina: Looks like a good spot for a snowman...

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D1.4]
Snowacle: The trees here are weird.
Snowavle: Who knows what they've been into?
Snowacle: [speed=.7][wave]Look to the trees.[/all]
Adina: You said something about the trees?
Adina: Sometimes I don't see anything but snow up there.
Snowacle: Weird snow.
Adina: Weird snow?
Snowacle: Weird. Snow.
Adina: I'll check it out.
Snowacle: I have seen your future.
Snowacle: [speed=.7][wave]It lies hidden in the branches.[/all]
Adina: Ok. That's helpful.
Snowacle: Bless you my ch-
Snowacle: Oh. You were being sarcastic.
Snowacle: ...

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.4]
Adina: ...

[LN2_LostWoods::CoffinWolf_A1D3_FT]
Coffinwolf: Hello. Might I interest you in a coffin?
Adina: No, I'm pretty sure I'll make it through the forest alive.
Coffinwolf: How nice!
Coffinwolf: In that case, get out!

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hey!
Snowacle: Hey, you! Still alive, eh?
Snowacle: I just saw all of the trees give a great shudder
Snowacle: like they were falling into line
Snowacle: and then you walked up.
Adina: I think the way is open to the Frozen Lake!
Adina: What do you think about that?
Snowacle: I think you should wrap up any business you have
Snowacle: and head east as quickly as possible!
Adina: Hm. What business would I still have?
Snowacle: I wouldn't pretend to know.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleHuncher]
Snowacle: Hello
Adina: I'm looking for the Huncher?
Snowacle: I never found her.
Snowacle: and maybe that's a good thing.
Snowacle: she is not the forest god. she does not grant passage.
Snowacle: she is something altogether more... nihilist? Is that the word?
Adina: Huh.
Snowacle: She's an impulse playing itself out.
Snowacle: She isn't the first, and she won't be the last.
Adina: What?
Snowacle: Oh I don't know, child. I'm just talking.
Snowacle: You'll never find her hollow without something to help you
Snowacle: and I never found out what it was.
Adina: thanks anyway.
Snowacle: be careful. you're getting into something here.

[LN2_LostWoods::ExitLevel_A1D2]
Mae: This is a great story now.
Granddad: Oh, you like the spooky stuff, huh?
Mae: You know I do. I hate the other stuff.
Granddad: Well, the other stuff is important too. Hang in there.
Mae: OK I GUESS

[LN2_LostWoods::Snowacle_A1D3.2]
Adina: I'm a bit nervous about the frozen lake.
Snowacle: Do you know the story?
Adina: Not really.
Snowacle: Of how the lake was so deep
Snowacle: it went down to the grave
Snowacle: and the dead came to the surface
Snowacle: and spoke with the living?
Snowacle: Of how it was so black
Snowacle: that it ate the moon's reflection?
Snowacle: And how the moon, being jealous,
Snowacle: convinced the sun to turn its back on the lake
Snowacle: so it would be forever frozen?
Snowacle: That is why the dead may be found beneath the ice.
Snowacle: For they can no longer leave those waters.
Adina: Did any of that happen?
Snowacle: You're the one going there.
Snowacle: You tell me.

[LN2_LostWoods::SnowacleSearchingForSkeletonArm]
Snowacle: So you're looking for a severed arm...
Adina: ...yes.
Snowacle: And then you're going to have to light it on fire?
Adina: ...yes.
Snowacle: I'm kind of glad that I'm completely unable to help you with that.
Adina: I'm going to go search for this arm now.
Snowacle: ...
Snowacle: You're just stalling for time aren't you.
Adina: [wave]*sigh*[/all]
Snowacle: That arm ain't gonna sever itself!
Adina: Alright, alright!

[LN2_Snowfield::Field 1]
Mae: Where is this place?
Granddad: Back where your great-great-grandparents came from, before they came to this country.
Granddad: But long before they were born and longer still before that.
Do they have Longest Night there?
They had Longest Night then?!

[LN2_Snowfield::LongestNightThere]
Granddad: They do indeed!
Mae: Do they give presents?
Granddad: Those who can!
Mae: They should all can.
Granddad: What do...yeah ok. Anyway.

[LN2_Snowfield::LongestNightThen]
Granddad: There's always been a Longest Night.
Granddad: Even back before they came up with a name for it.
Mae: What did they call it back then?
Granddad: Longest Night.
Mae: Oh.

[LN2_Snowfield::TreeCat.1]
Adina: Cat! Hey cat!
Adina: Do you live in this forest?
TreeCat: Near enough.
Adina: Can I ask you a question?
TreeCat: You're going to die in there tonight.
Adina: Wow. That is unhelpful.
TreeCat: Is it?
Where are you going tonight?
Go away, cat!

[LN2_Snowfield::WhereAreYouGoing]
TreeCat: I'm visiting my relations, but first I'll go to church.
Adina: That sounds like your standard Longest Night.
TreeCat: Before church, I'll hunt up a vole.
TreeCat: And eat it.
TreeCat: And before that, I'll watch you walk into the woods
TreeCat: To die.
TreeCat: And before that, we'll say goodbye.
Adina: Are you so sure?
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrrr.[/all]
Adina: Well, goodbye!
TreeCat: HA HA HA HA.
Adina: What are you-
Adina: Oh I see.
TreeCat: Goodbye.

[LN2_Snowfield::GoAwayCat]
TreeCat: I'm on my way down the hills tonight, but I'll be back.
TreeCat: I collect shiny things
TreeCat: from the cold pockets
TreeCat: of fools like you.
Adina: Stop bothering me!
TreeCat: I think it's you who bothered me?
Adina: Get going then!
TreeCat: There's always a moment to watch a fool make her last mistake.
Adina: Oh very nice. That's helpful.
Adina: ...asscat...
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]
Adina: Well, a good Longest Night to you!
TreeCat: I'll be going through your pockets by morning!
Adina: Ok thanks!
TreeCat: Goodbye!

[LN2_Snowfield::TreeCat.2]
TreeCat: [speed=.5][wave]Prrrr.[/all]

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.1]
Adina: Hello again!
King: Ah, we meet again!
Advisor: I hope you are faring well!
King: We were just leaving!
Adina: Why?
Advisor: Because a kingdom needs a king!
King: And this king needs his trusted advisor!
Adina: What happened to your sword guy?
King: STEVENSON!
Advisor: HE HAD A NAME, YOU KNOW.
Adina: Sorry! What happened to him? Did you see the forest god?
Advisor: STEEEEVEEEEENSOOOOON!
King: We're going home now. I command it and I'm king.
Advisor: Yes. Home now.
King: I'm going to call a late-night feast!
Advisor: It'll be a new tradition, sire!
King: This will be the best Longest Night ever!
Advisor: Too true!
Adina: Well, happy Longest Night-
King: The *BEST* Longest Night!
Adina: Yes, that!
King: Be safe!

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.2]
King: Let's sing a Longest Night carol!
Advisor: Yes, that will raise our spirits!

[LN2_Snowfield::SnowfieldNPC_A1D2]
SnowfieldNPC: Hi, I'm a potential last-minute inclusion that would be a short conversation about how the Forest God is actually pretty dangerous! Also, the stars!
Adina: Wow, that'd be cool!
SnowfieldNPC: Yep, probably just single sprite sequence or something with some dialogue.
Adina: Well, we'll see if we have time!
SnowfieldNPC: Fingers crossed!

[LN2_Snowfield::WK_StevensonHead]
Adina: I found his... helmet.
Advisor: Where was it?
Adina: It was back on the Forest God's mountain, you could just-
King: NNNNNOPE!
Advisor: Not going back there!
Adina: Did he attack the Forest God?
King: He would never do that! I would never order that!
Advisor: Stevenson was a dear, dear man, and-
King: Steady, old friend.
Advisor: I shall be steady, sire.
Adina: What happened?
King: Nothing.
Advisor: Nothing happened.
King: I'm king and I say we go home now.
Advisor: Excellent idea, sire.
King: Safe journeys, whatever your name is!
Adina: Adina.
Advisor: Safe journeys, whoever you are!
Adina: Adina.
King: Goodbye.

[LN2_Snowfield::WanderingKings_A1D3.3]
King: La la la la!
Advisor: Bum bum bum da bum bum bum!

[LN2_Snowfield::ExitLevel_A1D1]
Mae: Where does this happen?
Granddad: Back where my grandparents came from, but long before they lived.
Mae: Did they have longest night back then?
Granddad: They did!
Mae: What did they call it?
Granddad: Longest night.
Mae: Oh.

[LN2_Snowfield::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Adina: Far from home here, alright.
Adina: Could just go back...
Adina: No.
Adina: It's been a year, and you made a promise.
Adina: Get ahold of yourself.
Adina: You're not gonna die in there tonight.
Adina: You're gonna see her again.
Adina: and come back with a star.

[LN2_Snowfield::Fog]
Adina: I think this will work!
Adina: Wow this fog is too thick.
Adina: Weird fog.
Adina: How do you get rid of weird fog?
Adina: Go away, fog!
Adina: Ugh. How do I get rid of you?

[LN2_Title::StartGame]
Mae: I'm gonna rob the bank!
Granddad: Ha ha ha. You want to spend longest night in jail?
Mae: Gonna rob 'em to death!
Mae: They'll never catch me!
Granddad: There'll be time enough when you're older for felonies and jail.
Mae: What's a felony?
Granddad: A bad thing they put you in jail for.
Mae: Not if they don't catch me!
Granddad: Ok, how about a story before bedtime?
Mae: A Longest Night story!
Granddad: Sure!
Mae: But not a dumb one like Charity Bearity.
Granddad: How about a ghost story?
Mae: Oooooooh. Yeah.
Granddad: Alright then-
Mae: I hope lots of people die in it.
Granddad: Quiet, kid. I'm starting over here.
Granddad: Long ago, in the hills...

[Laptop::EnterLevel_A1D2]
Mae: AAAAGH NOOOOO!!!
Mae: What is wrong with you?
Mae: DAMMIT!
Mae: I bet Angus knows how to fix this.
Mae: He’s all computery.
Mae: I think.
Mae: But I can’t... let him see this...
Mae: Where does he work again?

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2]
Gregg: hey you get that porn off your laptop????
Gregg: i heard you broke it with soo much porn
i did not
dude you know it

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DudeYouKnowIt]
Gregg: rick rekkage told me that before the internet theyd hide porn in a hollow log in the woods
Mae: yeah that was a thing right
Gregg: be awkward if you were hiking out to the porn
Gregg: and some dude was already there and your like sup dude
Gregg: i guess were both here for the porn
Mae: i bet that happened. you know it did. i bet they became friends
Gregg: pornlogbros4ever

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DidNot]
Gregg: i can smell your lies
Gregg: why must you turn this internet into a den of lies
Mae: i deny everything!!!!!!

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_Body_2]
Gregg: so dude your coming to the party tomorrow night righT????
Mae: what party?????
Gregg: up in the state forest! lots of people home from school and stuff this weekend
Gregg: cool people, the big fire, the snakcs, the beers
girl you know i will
did you mean to write snacks or snakes

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_DidYouMeanToWriteSnacksOrSnakes]
Gregg: both dude
Gregg: both

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_GirlYouKnowIWill]
Gregg: girl im so excited
Gregg: woods are so fun at night
Gregg: im gonna get so wasted
Gregg: there are no laws in the woods

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D2_Body_3]
Gregg: cool well you should ask bea if she can drive us
Mae: what no i dont think she likes me
Gregg: naw dude shes cool she drives us all the time and lets us borrow her car
Gregg: stop by her store tomorrow and ask ok pleeeeeeeeeeease?????
Mae: ok whatever
Gregg: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Gregg: [Away]

[Laptop::Angus_A1D2]
Angus: I guess it turned out ok then? Your computer?
Mae: yea it did thanks!!!!
Angus: I put something else on that drive! Do you remember Demontower?
Mae: oh wow, yeah i used to play that all the time like 10 years ago
Angus: I’ve been playing again. They’ve kept updating it and you can grab your old save game from their server and start right where you left off :)
Mae: oooo cool
Angus: You should check it out and we can talk Demontower sometime. It’s really cool still!
Mae: i am def doing this!!!!! aw thanks angus!!!!
Angus: *tips hat*
Angus: [Away]

[Laptop::Angus_A1D3]
Angus: [Away]

[Laptop::Gregg_A1D3]
Gregg: oh btw bea works at the ol pickax so you can go there
Gregg: get some tools lol
Gregg: big axe and go on a rampage lol
Gregg: [Away]

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.1]
Gregg: Nice one!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.1]
Gregg: Swing and a miss!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.2]
Gregg: Aw, so close. Not.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.2]
Gregg: Blam!

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.3]
Gregg: A hit! A veritable hit!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.3]
Gregg: Hey, what do you know. You missed again.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.4]
Gregg: ...and the crowd goes wild!

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.4]
Gregg: Mae ain't what she used to be.

[LightBulbSmash::Miss.5]
Gregg: Oh man. You really need to try harder.

[LightBulbSmash::Hit.5]
Gregg: [shake=.02]Smaaaash![/shake]

[LongestNight2Nonstory::Intro]
Mae: I'm gonna rob the bank!
Granddad: Ha ha ha. You want to spend longest night in jail?
Mae: Gonna rob 'em to death!
Mae: They'll never catch me!
Granddad: There'll be time enough when you're older for felonies and jail.
Mae: What's a felunee?
Grandad: A bad thing they put you in jail for.
Mae: Not if they don't catch me!
Granddad: Ok, how about a story before bedtime?
Mae: A Longest Night story!
Granddad: Sure!
Mae: But not a dumb one like Charity Bearity.
Granddad: How about a ghost story?
Mae: Oooooooh. Yeah.
Granddad: Alright then-
Mae: I hope lots of people die in it.
Granddad: Quiet, kid.
Granddad: Long ago, in the hills...

[LongestNight2structure::Start]
LONGEST NIGHT 2
areas: 6
npc's: ~6-10

[LongestNight2structure::Storytime]
(titles?)
After a short establishing dialogue, Granddad begins to tell Mae a spooky Longest Night story.

[LongestNight2structure::Snowfield 1]
Adina walks through the Snowfield. Mae comments. Adina finds a starting snowman item. We don't have the option to make snowmen yet, though. She talks to the Tree Cat. She exits.
snowman items: 1
npcs: 1
character dialogues: 1
mae and granddad dialogues: 1

[LongestNight2structure::Lost Woods 1]
snowman items: 1
npcs: 1
character dialogues: 1
mae and granddad dialogues: 1

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D0]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::WelcomeHome]
Mae: Hi mom!
Mom: Welcome home, sweetie!
Mae: Thanks!
Mom: Sorry we mixed up the day you were coming back
Mom: It was such short notice!
Mae: It's okay, mom.
Mom: Mae honey?
Mae: Yeah?
Mom: Is everything ok?
Yeah!
What Do You Mean?

[MaeHouse::Yeah_A1D1]
Mae: Yeah Mom, things are good.
Mom: Well I mean it was a bit alarming to your father and I when you called.
Mom: I assumed that something was very wrong.
Mae: No, it just didn't work out at school.
Mom: What does that mean, honey?
Mae: Can we talk about this another time?
Mom: Sure, hon.
Mae: Thanks, mom.

[MaeHouse::What_A1D1]
Mom: Honey, did something happen?
Mae: I just needed to come home.
Mom: Well sweetie I think you can understand my worry...
Mom: That's not usually something a college sophomore just up and does...
Mae: I know.
Mom: Honey, you can tell me if something happened.
Mae: Mom, I'm fine. Really.
Mae: Can we talk about this another time?
Mom: Sure, honey. It's ok.
Mae: Thanks, mom.

[MaeHouse::WheresGregg]
Mom: I betcha your old friends will be happy to see you!
Mae: You wouldn't happen to know where Gregg is, would you?
Mom: Oh yeah! Gregg's working down at the Snack Falcon
Mom: Up in Towne Centre West by the Clik Clak.
I think I'll run over and say hey.
We have a Snack Falcon now?

[MaeHouse::SnackFalcon]
Mom: Oh yeah! It's so handy!
Mom: You know, ever since the Food Donkey went out.
Mae: The Food Donkey is gone?
Mom: Oh yeah! Going on almost a year now!
Mae: Wow. Where does everyone shop?
Mom: Everyone goes out to the Ham Panther out by the highway now.
Mom: But see your little friend Gregg when I go into town.
Mae: Wow. The Food Donkey's gone. We have a Snack Falcon.
Mom: It's a whole new world, sweetie.
Mae: Yes it is.

[MaeHouse::Thanks_A1D1]
Mom: Well, have a good time out there!
Mom: Lots to explore! See what's changed!
Mae: I will!
Mom: Just watch out for all the construction.
Mae: Well it wouldn't be fall in Possum Springs without loads of construction.
Mom: It's so festive, honey.
Mae: I'll be back later!
Mom: Bye, sweetie!

[MaeHouse::News_A1D1]
Mae: So what's been happening in town?
Mom: Well, let's see...
Mom: Did you hear Mrs Crangler died?
Mae: Who?
Mom: You remember Mrs Crangler! She taught your girl scout troop how to dance!
Mae: Oh wow. She was pretty old then, too.
Mom: Oh she was ancient, honey. She was ancient when I was your age.
Mae: How did she die?
Mom: From being ancient, honey.
Mae: How old was she?
Mom: 115
Mae: WOW.
Mom: I know! If this were a contest, she'd have won!

[MaeHouse::Book_A1D1]
Mom: Honey you've got to read this book when I'm done with it.
Mae: What is it?
Mom: Wellboy. It's a true story about a boy who grew up in a well.
Mom: His parents didn't want him so they threw him in a well.
Mom: And he was raised by eels.
Mom: In a well.
Mae: Wow.

[MaeHouse::Loop_A1D1]
Mom: Eels, honey. EELS.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::AutoDad_A1D0]
Mae: HEY! REMEMBER ME?
Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Dad: Mae! You gave me a heart attack!
Mae: GOOD!
Dad: What are you doing-
Dad: Ooooooh.
Dad: Mae honey we thought you were coming tomorrow night!
Mae: YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
Dad: How did you get here?
Mae: I WALKED UNTIL I GOT ARRESTED
Mae: BY AUNT MALL COP.
Dad: Oh did you say hi to Molly for me?
Mae: NO!
Mae: I SAY HI FOR NO ONE!
Mae: SCREW THE COPS!
Mae: I'M GOING TO BED!
Mae: IS MY BED STILL HERE?
Mae: OR ARE WE WAITING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT FOR THAT TOO?
Dad: Ah Mae. So good to hear that voice again.
Mae: GOODNIGHT!

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::Bea_A1D3]
Bea: You got drunk! Go to bed.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A2D1]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A2D1]
Mom: Yo.
Mae: Sup.
Mom: Sinkholes.
Mae: Oh?
Mom: in the town.
Mae: Yes.
Mom: ...
Mae: ...
Mom: Don't fall in!!!
Mae: Y-yeah? Okay.
Mom: But the stairs in TCE are fixed, so you can go to church!!
Mae: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[MaeHouse::Dad_A2D1.1]
Dad: It is night. And I am tired.
Mae: I feel the suffering of generations.
Dad: Fear creeps upon me like a cold blanket.
Mae: I would hug you, but it wouldn't help.
Dad: ...
Mae: ...

[MaeHouse::Dad_A2D1.2]
Dad: ...
Mae: It is time for sleep.
Dad: We can do no better for now.

[MaeHouse::EnterLevel_A2D2]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A2D2]
Mom: Crazy things happened across town.
Mae: Oh?

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D0]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D1]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A2D1]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A2D2]

[MaeHouse::InitLevel_A1D2]

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1.1]
Dad: Hey Kitten.
Mae: *ROWR*
Dad: Listen Mae, I'm sorry about last night.
Dad: I really thought you were coming home tonight.
It's ok
It's ok I guess...

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_ItsOk]
Mae: Went through the ravine by the old mill.
Mae: Almost died.
Dad: What?
Mae: Yeah logs almost killed me.
Mae: Normal stuff.
Dad: Well, I promise you I'll never leave you stranded again.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_Continue]
Mae: Tell you what.
Mae: How about we pretend I did come home tonight.
Mae: And we just got back from the bus station.
Dad: Start over?
Mae: Yeah.
Dad: Ok.
Mae: Hey Dad.
Dad: Hey Mae.
Mae: Thanks for picking me up.
Dad: Welcome home, Mae.
Mae: I'm going to go to sleep I think.
Dad: Well you've had a big day.
Dad: Goodnight, kitten.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1_ItsOkIGuess]
Mae: Its ok I guess...
Dad: You know me. With the bad memory.
Mae: Yeah I remember.
Mae: I mean you do pretty well.
Dad: Yeah I remember to eat and breathe.
Mae: You're really good at, like, remembering how to walk.
Dad: I'm a champ.

[MaeHouse::Dad_A1D1.2]
Mae: OH WAIT! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!
Dad: What?
Mae: WE FOUND AN ARM ON THE GROUND TODAY!
Dad: Are we still pretending it's yesterday?
Mae: No! We came out of the Clik Clak and there was an arm!
Dad: Just like... an arm?
Dad: What?
Mae: Aunt Mall Cop came and everything!
Dad: Oh my god. That's really... weird.
Mae: I poked it with a stick!
Mae: Ok really Mae don't poke dead body parts with sticks.
Mae: Too late!
Dad: Wow. I'll have to email Molly.
Mae: Alright goodnight for real now!

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3]

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_PartyPrep]
Mom: Hey sweetie!
Dad: Look who's home!
Mae: Hey the parents.
Mom: I made tacos.
Dad: Excuse me, WE made tacos.
Mae: Tacos?
Mom: Tacos!
Dad: Do you want Tacos?
I want tacos. Every day. All day.
No, I'm gonna snack it up at the party later.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_IWantTacos]
Dad: The family that tacos together rockos together.
Mae: ...
Mom: Honey no.
Dad: What?
Mae: I am so angry right now.
Dad: You’ve all turned against me.
Mom: Mae honey do you want sour cream on your taco?
Mae: I.
Mae. Want.
Mae: Everything.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_NoGonnaSnackItUp]
Dad: Did you mean snake it up?
Mom: Watch out for snakes, honey.
Mae: Guys there's gonna be a fire and people.
Mae: Snakes will be running in terror.
Dad: Snakes don't run, kitten.
Mom: Can you imagine snakes with legs?
Mom: *shiver*
Mae: Those are lizards, mom.
Mom: Watch out for lizards then.
Dad: They'll getcha.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_Morning]
Mae: Morning mom!
Mom: All day mom. Every day mom.
Mom: What are you up to today?
Mae: Gregg and Angus and Bea are going to a party
Mae: so I might go out with them.
Mom: A party eh? Look at you!
Mom: Back two days and already the social butterfly.
Yeah I'm in pretty high demand.
I'm a little nervous.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_LittleNervous]
Mom: Oh you'll be fine, sweetie!
Mom: Get out there and mingle!
Mae: Actually I think it's mostly going to be old highschool people.
Mom: I wonder if Cole will be there? I always thought you two were so cute together..
Mae: MOM. NO.
Mom: Oh sorry honey, I didn’t know that was still a sensitive subject.
Mae: IT'S NOT.

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_MorningEnd]
Mom: Ok, well you go out there and have a nice time, honey.
Mae: I will! See you later!

[MaeHouse::Mom_A1D3_PrettyHighDemand]
Mom: Are you keeping in touch with any of your friends from college?
Mae: I didn't really make any friends?
Mom: Not even your roommate? Not that nice girl you met at orientation?
Mae: Not really.

[MaeRoom::Bed]
Mae: This is my bed.
Mae: And now I will sleep.
Mae: It's too early to sleep...
Mae: Bedtime!
Mae: Bedtime!
Mae: ...
Mae: It feels different... today.
Mae: To sleep, perchance to dream.

[MaeRoom::Laptop]
Mae: It's my laptop!

[MaeRoom::EnterLevel_A1D2]
Mae: Wow. It’s been literally 36 hours since I’ve been online.
Mae: This shall not stand.

[MaeRoom::EnterLevel_A1D3]
Bea: there you go.
Mae: I’m sorry, Bea. I’m a mess.
Bea: You know? Whatever.
Bea: It’s not your fault.
Bea: You’re just a kid.
Mae: I’m older than you! Two months!
Bea: Yeah well,
Bea: I stayed here and got older
Bea: while you went off and stayed the same.
Mae: zzz
Bea: *sigh*
Bea: G’night Mayday.

[MaeStreet::Pole1]
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1} I rememeber the time in 9th grade
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1}when I snuck out and could see into Tom Bramwell's bedroom.
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1,emote=butt,emoteAlign=middle}
Mae: {width=2,size=.8,align=middle,locator=Pole1} Yep that sure did happen

[MaeStreet::Pole2]
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}I could jump down on Mr. Twigmeyer from here.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}It would easily kill him.
Mae: {align=middle,nearestLocator}I hold your life in my hands, Twigmeyer.

[MaeStreet::OnTree]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson2,align=middle}[size=.75]Wait, what are you doing...[/size]

[MaeStreet::OnYell]
Penderson: {width=.5,locator=Penderson} [shake=.04]Hey! You [color=aaaaaa]kid![/color][/shake]
Mae:[size=.75]Yes, Mr Penderson? -_-[/size]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}[shake=.04]You stay off my roof![/shake]
Mae:[size=.75]I have no idea what you mean. :([/size]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}I seen you. [stomp]Stomping[/stomp] all over my roof. [hop]Jumping[/hop] all over my chimney.
Ok, well I have to go now...
What's your problem, Penderson?

[MaeStreet::Penderson]
Penderson: [size=.6]...freeloadin' trash mammals...[/size]

[MaeStreet::Climbers]
Penderson: Should be a [speed=.5][color=aaaaaa]tax[/all] on you cats, squirrels, mice...Penderson: {locator=Penderson,animation=Talk2}the whole lot of you [speed=.4][color=aaaaaa]climber types.[/all]
Mae: [speed=.4][size=.65]Lovely.[/all]
Penderson: {width=3.5,locator=Penderson}Running up on the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]power lines[/all], ruining the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]infrastructure[/all], paying the [speed=.75][color=aaaaaa]same taxes[/all] as everyone else. [speed=.4][wave]Ain't Right![/wave]
Mae: OK listen, I have to go live my young life.

[MaeStreet::OnWire]
Penderson: {width=1,locator=PendersonWire} [shake=.04]Hey![/shake] What did I [color=aaaaaa]just say!![/all]

[MaeStreet::End]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}AND YOU TELL YOUR FOX FRIEND I KNOW WHAT HE DID.
Mae: [size=.75]You mean Gregg?[/size]
Mae: [size=.75]What's your problem with Gregg?[/size]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}[shake=.04]DIRTY FOX STOLE MY GARDEN GNOME!!![/shake]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}I saw his fancy little leather jacket and his dainty little boots disappear through the hedge.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}Everybody knows about him.
Mae: [speed=.5][size=.7]Everyone loves Gregg. Gregg's the bomb.[/all]
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}You tell him I'm calling the cops.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}And I'll do the same for you if I see you up on the powerlines again!
Penderson: {locator=Penderson}You kids...
Mae: Adults. We're adults. We run the world now.
Penderson: {locator=Penderson,animation=Pah}[color=aaaaaa][shake=.04]Pah![/all]
Mae: [color=aaaaaa][shake=.04]Pah![/all]

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer]

[MaeStreet::InitLevel]

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_00]
Mae: Hey Mr Twigmeyer!
Twigmeyer: Mae? Zat you?
Sure is!
Nope!

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_SureIs]
Twigmeyer: You home for a visit!
Mae: No, I'm home for good!
Twigmeyer: What, they not have college anymore?
Nope. It burned down
Not for me at least.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_NotForMe]
Twigmeyer: I always thought you'd either go on to do great things
Twigmeyer: or sit on your ass here until it put down roots.
Mae: Ass roots?
Twigmeyer: Guess I can settle that one in my mind.
Mae: [speed=.25]...[/all]
Mae: [speed=.25]...see you around...[/all]

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_ItBurnedDown]
Twigmeyer: Well I'm sure you burned it down.
Mae: These allegations, Mr Twigmeyer.
Twigmeyer: I ain't allegatin'
Twigmeyer: Just try not to burn my lawn down, you firebug.
Mae: No promises.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_Nope]
Twigmeyer: Well it looks like Mae.
Twigmeyer: Bet it smells like Mae.
Mae: I have a smell.
Twigmeyer: When you were a kid,
Twigmeyer: Susan used to call you a little dirtball.
Well I was a dirtball.
I was never a dirtball.

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_IWasADirtball]
Twigmeyer: You still are a dirtball I bet.
Mae: Cradle to grave. 100 percent dirtball.
Twigmeyer: That's the spirit!
Mae: See you around, Mr Twigmeyer!

[MaeStreet::Twigmeyer_00_IWasNever]
Twigmeyer: Aw Mae, you were our dirtball.
Mae: Every child's dream.
Twigmeyer: See? Count your every blessing.
Mae: Well, you can COUNT on seeing me around tomorrow.
Twigmeyer: Feel free to rake my lawn.
Mae: You paying?
Twigmeyer: Get out of here, dirtball.

[MaeStreet::InitLevel_A1D1]

[MaeStreet::Construction]
Mae: Well it sure is fall.
Mae: All the roadwork crammed in before winter.
Mae: Makes like half the town inaccessible.
Mae: Unless you wanna walk the long way around
Mae: for like 20 minutes.
Mae: Which, I mean, no.

[MikeyAndMeg::Body]
Mikey: First time we're talking!
Meg: Hi, I'm Meg.
Mikey: Gonna loop now.
Meg: See us another day.
Mikey: Hey we're onto the next sequence. Woo hoo!
Meg: Looping now!
Meg: Something wonderful happen?
Mae: No.
Meg: Oh.
Mikey: Looping again.

[MikeyAndMeg::Mikey]

[MikeyAndMeg::Meg]

[MikeyAndMeg::InitLevel]

[Mirror::EnterLevel_A1D3]
Mae: Looking alright.
God, this shirt really accentuates my roundness, doesn't it?
I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face.

[Mirror::Roundness]
Mae: I think the round zero doesn’t help.
It's cool, dude. Round is ok.
I need to stop eating literally everything I see.

[Mirror::NeedToStopEatingEverything]
Mae: Ugh don't do this to yourself, Mae.
Mae: Not tonight.
Mae: Tomorrow you'll do lots of situps
Mae: and learn to like horrible things like kale
Mae: and everything will be great.

[Mirror::RoundIsOK]
Mae: I'm being body-positive like the internet said.
Mae: I'm a real live person
Mae: and no one can prove I'm not.

[Mirror::WorstFace]
Mae: I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face.
My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.
My messed up ear. My nightmare ear.

[Mirror::MyNightmareEyes]
Mae: Nightmare Eyes would be an excellent band name.
Mae: Or horror movie name.
Mae: You’ll see the Nightmare Eyes outside your window.
Mae: and you'll know.

[Mirror::MyNightmareEar]
(twitch ear?)
Mae: Oh yeah, well you should see the dog who did that.
Mae: Oh wait you can't, because he’s dead!
Mae: Because dogs don't live as long as people!
Mae: Put that in your pipe and smoke it, dog!
Mae: with your skeleton lips!

[Mirror::YouCanDoThis]
Mae: You can do this. People like you.
People don’t like you. Clearly.
You don’t like people. Clearly.

[Mirror::PeopleDontLikeYou]
Mae: No friends at college!
Mae: Not even one.
Mae: Not really their fault.
Mae: Somethings...
Mae: AAAAARGH!
Mae: ...
Mae: Whatever.

[Mirror::YouDontLikePeople]
Mae: Just because that online test said
Mae: that your best chance at being happy
Mae: is a place where everyone already likes you
Mae: but they mostly leave you alone
Mae: except when they're delivering food to you,
Mae: that doesn't mean you can hide in your room
Mae: and wait for that to happen.
Mae: That's how hermits are made.
Mae: And they die alone in the middle of winter.
Mae: Waiting for friends they don't want to see to bring them pizza.

[Mirror::ColeCheck]

[Mirror::ColeWillBeThere]
Mae: Who cares if Cole is there?
Mae: Jerk.
He’s probably up at school or whatever.
Prom was a mistake in like 10 different ways

[Mirror::HesProbablyUpAtSchool]
Mae: Taking classes. Being all successful.
Mae: Probably doesn’t even think about me.
Mae: Which is good because I honestly don’t care.
Mae: But I hope to any god who is listening that he isn’t there.
Mae: Please whatevergod.
Mae: Make sure Cole isn’t there tonight.

[Mirror::PromWasAMistake]
Mae: That dress.
Mae: That picture under that doorway flower thing.
Mae: Less slowdancing than slowstanding.
Mae: Careful nontouching. No smooches.
Mae: I'm so glad I'm not a teenager anymore.

[Mirror::Cole_2]
Mae: My breath tastes like tacos.
Mae: This is a disaster.

[Mirror::WhatAreYouGonnaSay]
Mae: Alright, what are you gonna say?
Mae: You're a smooth talker. You're a smoothie.
"Hi, I’m Mae! How's it going?"
"Oh hey, I'm Mae! What's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Mae! I dropped out of college earlier this week!"

[Mirror::HowsItGoing]
Mae: "Really? That's fascinating!"
Mae: "That is so true! Well, see you later!"
Mae: Ok good. That sounds normal.
Mae: No one can prove you're not normal.
Mae: And really everyone looks normal in the dark.
Mae: I'm pretty sure that’s the only way sex works.

[Mirror::WhatsYourName]
Mae: "Oh, I think I know you from somewhere..."
Mae: "No, that's not it."
Mae: "Probably when we were lovers
Mae: and we beat up that street gang
Mae: with chains and garbage cans."
Mae: "Hi, I'm Mae! I dropped out of college earlier this week!"

[Mirror::IDroppedOut]
Mae: "And now I'm in the woods, drinking!"
Mae: geez this is yet another road to hermit-dom

[Mirror::ThisIsHopeless]
Mae: This is hopeless. Wheel me out to the curb for garbage day.
Mae: Oh geez they’ll be here any minute!
Mae: Good luck, kid.
Mae: I don’t need luck.
Mae: I make my own luck.
Mae: With a luck machine.

[OlPickaxe::Bill_A1D3]
Bea: Yeah Bill. Write it up as on the clock.
Bill: She’s not gonna like that.
Bea: I don’t care if she doesn’t like it.
Bea: It was her fault. Plain and simple.
Bea: That is time extra. We charge for that.
Bill: Alright then!
Hey, Bea!
What was that all about?

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A2D1.1]
Bea: Awkward conversation about the night before.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A2D1.2]
Bea: So awkward.

[OlPickaxe::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_WhatWasThat]
Bea: Ugh. Don’t even ask.
Bea: Mrs Miranda has locked one of our guys in her basement twice.
Mae: Why?
Bea: Because she’s old and she forgets.
Bea: Maybe if she gets a bill for it she’ll remember next time.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_Hey]
Bea: Hi.
Mae: How’s work?
Bea: Stressful. End of the month coming up.
Bea: And I have to start ordering in winter stuff.
Bea: Which means I have to bribe one or hopefully two of the guys
Bea: To unload the trucks.
Bea: Because I am not carrying in a truckful of rock salt my myself.

[OlPickaxe::Bea_A1D3_2]
Mae: Huh.
Bea: What do you want?
Mae: Well, Gregg asked me to ask you if you would drive us to the party tonight?
Mae: You know, the one up in the state park?
Bea: Thanks for clarifying.
Bea: Otherwise I might have been confused
Bea: As to which of the dozens of parties going down on any given night In Possum Springs you were referring to.
Mae: Are you being sarcastic?
Bea: Yes. And yes. I’ll drive.
Mae: Great! Thanks!
Bea: We’ll be by your house at 8:30:
Bea: Be ready or we’ll go without you.
Mae: Ok!

[Outskirts::InitLevel]

[Outskirts::Germ_A2D1]
Mae: Hi Germ!

[PartyClearing::Bea_A1D3]
Mae: You hang out in the dark because you're so mysterious, right?
Bea: ...
Bea: I'm gonna drive you home now.

[PartyClearing::EnterLevel_A1D3]

[PawsModeDiner::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Angus: This pizza isn't great.
Bea: It's pretty horrible.
Gregg: Dudes, haven't you heard of the pizza scale?
The What?
Screw it. Pizza good.

[PawsModeDiner::End]
Mae: Sweet.

[PawsModeDiner::TheWhat]
Gregg: There's a scale of pizza.
Gregg: On one end there's the worst pizza.
Gregg: But like everything right above that
Gregg: is still really good.
Bea: What's at the other end of the scale?
Gregg: It's pizza all the way up.

[PawsModeDiner::PizzaGood]
Gregg: That's basically the pizza scale.
Angus: He's explained it to me several times.
Angus: That's about it.

[Playground::Molly]
Molly: Hello Mae. Been awhile.
Mae: Hey. What are you doing out here? Nothing better to do?
Molly: I was out here doing my rounds and I saw you in the off-limits playground.
Mae: So?
Molly: Get in the car, Mae.
Mae: No.
Molly: You want to spend your first night back in jail, Mae?
Mae: No.

[Playground::TowerTop]
Mae: It's only been 2 years since I lived here.
Mae: Not in this playground, Possum Springs I mean.
Mae: This is all getting jumbled. I should write it down.

[Playground::Branch]
Mae: Hey wow! Ok!
Mae: Now to the top of the tower
Mae: and I can take that wire right into town!
Mae: I hope no one cut the tree down out front of the house.
Mae: I used to make Mr. Penderson so mad
Mae: jumping all over it and running on the powerlines.
Mae: Whatever, everyone does it.
Mae: Practically another sidewalk.

[Playground::BoatTop.1]
Mae: Looks like the ladder's gone.
Mae: If I could just get to the top of this thing...
Mae: Ugh.

[Playground::BoatTop.2]
Mae: I could never make it up onto that tree when I was a kid.
Mae: The number logs mocked me.
Mae: The logs and the other kids.
Mae: It was a log-people alliance.

[Playground::BoatTop.4]
Mae: Run and jumpjumpjump!

[Playground::BoatWheel.1]
Mae: Ahoy!

[Playground::BoatWheel.2]
Mae: I definitely remember barely reaching the top of this wheel.
Mae: I definitely remember barely growing since then.

[Playground::X_BoatWheel.3]
Mae: There used to be one of those spinning block tic tac toe things.
Mae: Because that's why you come to a giant boatcastle.
Mae: To play a dumb game in the dumbest way.

[Playground::Fence.1]
Mae: OH COME ON.
Mae: Don't think I have the upper body strength to climb this...

[Playground::Fence.2]
Mae: You can't keep me out, Possum Springs.
Mae: I am queen of you.
Mae: ...
Mae: ... could probably just jump off this telephone pole...

[Playground::BeneathTree]
Mae: Wow. I haven't been here in maybe 10 years.
Mae: And apparently no one else has.

[Playground::BoatBottom.1]
Mae: I don't know what they were going for here.
Mae: Some sort of boat castle?
Mae: Most of it's gone now.
Mae: Just a thing for weird animals to eat and have babies in.

[Playground::BoatBottom.2]
Mae: I wonder what kind of weird animals have babies in there?
Mae: Dirt Possums. Night Snakes. Mystery beasts of all shapes.

[Playground::BoatBottom.3]
Mae: I remember Cathy Daminco's boyfriend took her here
Mae: to make out and then break up.
Mae: And then the next day Cathy pulled out Cindy Clark's nosering
Mae: at the Fort Lucenne Mall.
Mae: This entire area is so full of romance.

[Playground::BoatBottom.4]
Mae: Hey! You can still see Mr Snorkles on this!

[Playground::TowerTopB]
Mae: Here's a powerline.
Mae: Let's go home.

[Playground::EnterLevel]

[Playground::BoatTop.3]
Mae: Just gotta run and then keep bouncing.
Mae: Third jump was usually the big one.
Mae: It's physics or something.

[Ravine::Creek.1]
Mae: Shopping bags are little ghosts
Mae: of grocery stores
Mae: haunting everywhere else.

[Ravine::Creek.2]
Mae: Oh wow I heard a toad.
Mae: And a ghost owl.
Mae: I get there are any number of potential witch familiars down here.

[Ravine::BottomOfLogs]
Mae: Oh Good.
Mae: There used to be an old sawmill around here I think.
Mae: Looks like they lost a log load at some point.
Mae: Gonna have to climb this I guess.

[Ravine::BottomOfCliff]
Mae: Well...
Mae: ...shit.
Mae: hm...

[Ravine::BottomOfPipes.1]
Mae: Ugh. This is some dank nature.
Mae: Dank nature and garbage.

[Ravine::BottomOfPipes.2]
Mae: Are these Food Donkey shopping carts?
Mae: That's all the way across town!
Mae: That's dedication!

[Ravine::TopPipe]
Mae: Wow. Ok. Um.
Mae: Town's on the other side of this
Mae: but this is...
Mae: it's just really dark
Mae: and i'm alone.
Mae: Really dark, really lonely.
Mae: Hey little guys, you gonna light my way?
Mae: Do something useful?
Mae: Maybe if more of your bug friends came along...
Mae: Hm... ok
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Not that I'm scared of the dark.
Mae: But yeah.
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Need more bugs probably.
Mae: Well it's pretty dark down there.
Mae: But you bugs are doing an ok job of fixing that.
Mae: Maybe we just need a few more of your friends...
Mae: Listen, bugs:
Mae: We need more bugs.
Mae: Oh my god, I'm herding bugs.
Mae: So I can jump off a pipe into a ravine.
Mae: What has happened to my life?
Mae: A few more bugs and I'll jump off this pipe probably.
Mae: Wow.
Mae: I mean screw college anyway
Mae: I'm a bug whisperer!
Mae: Alright! Onward!

[SnackFalcon::WalkToCounter_A1D1]
Gregg: OH. MY. GOD.
Mae: Hey Gregg!
Gregg: What are you doing here?
Mae: I'm back!
Gregg: Like back as in today?
Mae: Back as in back.
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Mae: How's Angus? You two still a thing?
Gregg: WHAT?
Mae: Angus!
Gregg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???
Mae: I live here!
Gregg: Come to band practice!
Mae: Oh my god! The band is still a thing?
Gregg: Sure!
Mae: When's practice?
Gregg: Now!
Mae: When do you get off work?
Gregg: Now!
Mae: Really?
Gregg: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[SnackFalcon::WalkToCounter_A2D1]
Gregg: Band practice! Y/Y?
Yes
Yes

[SnackFalcon::InitLevel]

[SnackFalcon::Yes_A2D1]
Gregg: Right answer!

[SnackFalcon::Gregg]
Gregg: This is my default dialogue!
Gregg: You're probably here on the wrong day or...
Gregg: ...maybe my dialogue for this day hasn't been created yet.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.1]
Gregg: Hey Mae.
Gregg: Got cups on my ears.
Wow.
Why?

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Why]
Gregg: I was thinking about how they have beaches in Bright Harbor
Gregg: And then I was thinking about the ocean
Gregg: And then I put cups on my ears
Gregg: And it sounds like the ocean.
Mae: Wow dude you took me on a journey.
Mae: Speaking of... uh... nothing I guess...
Mae: Do you know where I could find Angus?
Gregg: At work! At the video store.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Wow]
Gregg: Sounds like the ocean in here.
Mae: That’s great dude.
Mae: You seen Angus?
Gregg: E V E R Y N I G H T
Mae: Yeah.  I meant like
Mae: "Where is Angus right now?"
Gregg: At work! At the video store.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2_Body]
Gregg: What do you want Angus for?
Mae: Got computer problems.
Mae: Figured he might know a thing or two.
Gregg: He’s a hacker.
Mae: Really?
Gregg: I’m pretty sure he hacks.
Mae: Wow.
Mae: Cool dude! I’ll catch you later.
Gregg: Definitely! I’m so glad you’re back!!!

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.2]
Gregg: So that arm, huh?
Mae: Geez, yeah. What the hell.
Gregg: What do you think happened?
Mae: I don’t know.
Mae: How does an arm end up on the sidewalk?
Mae: In *Possum Springs*?
Gregg: I mean kinda cool, but creepy?
Gregg: And like, two doors down from our apartment.
Mae: You live in Towny Centry now?
Gregg: Yeah we live next door!
Gregg: Ha ha, man you have been away for a long time.
Mae: I have.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.3]
Mae: You up for hanging out later?
Mae: So much to catch up on!
Gregg: Naw, got dinner with the family.
Mae: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Gregg: ...
Gregg: A friendly thing.

[SnackFalcon::Gregg_A1D2.4]
Gregg: Is it 6 o'clock yet?

[Taxi::Body]
Taxi: Hello. I am the taxi man.
Mae: You don't say.
Taxi: Where would you like to go?
Taxi: Where do you wanna go?

[Taxi::TaxiOptions]
Towne Centre
Home
Church Hill
Nowhere, thanks

[Taxi::ChurchHill]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::TowneCentre]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::MaeStreet]
Taxi: And away we go!

[Taxi::Cancel]
Taxi: Oh. Okay then.
Taxi: What are you wasting my time for??
Taxi: Yeesh. Don't sit there if you don't want me to show up.

[Taxi::Start]

[TestFriendshipQuest::EnterLevel]
Mae: Friendship Quest simulation...
Mae: BEEP BOOP
Mae: Okay, it's done!

[TestOptions::EnterLevel]
Mae: I have options...
This is option 1
This is option 2 it is a much larger option so hopefully it will create a giant speech bubble
This is option 3

[TestOptions::Option]
Mae: Yay!
Option 1
Option 2

[TestOptions::Whatever]
Mae: Thingy!

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.1]
Mae:{locator=monument}I think I have a great-great-uncle or something on this.
Mae:{locator=monument}Yep, there you go. Anselm Borowski.
Mae:{locator=monument}"Anselm?"
Mae:{locator=monument}Even in life, he was tragic.

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.2]
Mae:{locator=monument}A possum on top, of course. Always, always a possum.

[TowneCentreEast::Monument.3]
Mae:{locator=monument}We like our war monuments in Possum Springs.
Mae:{locator=monument}There are 2 really ancient ones over in Olde Possum Springs.
Mae:{locator=monument}Three in town proper.
Mae:{locator=monument}And I think they put a new one up on Pill Hill.
Mae:{locator=monument}There's one up by Possum Leap, but that one's spooky.
Mae:{locator=monument}I haven't been up there since that party we're not going to think about.

[TowneCentreEast::VeryTop]
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}Years ago I thought when I was 20 I'd never be able to climb this high up anymore.
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}Shows what you know, little Mae.
Mae: {size=3,locator=Building4Top,align=middle}...

[TowneCentreEast::Windmill]
Mae: I think these are supposed to be weather stations?
Mae: Pioneer Scouts made them when they weren't playing football or learning about [wave]MANHOOD[/wave].
Mae: These are the manliest of miniature windmills for sure.

[TowneCentreEast::ConstructionEast]
Mae: It's under construction!

[TowneCentreEast::InitLevel]

[TowneCentreEast::Travis]
Travis: You suck, Mae.
Mae: ...
Travis: Yeah, you heard me.
Mae: ......
Travis: You suck.
Mae: You are the WORST.
Travis: My car got trashed.
Mae: Maybe if you weren't such a jerk...
Travis: Wait what? Where's this coming from?
Mae: Maybe it was... carma.
Travis: Like Karma?
Mae: N-no... You don't. Oh.
Travis: Nice.

[TowneCentreWest::EnterLevel_A1D1]
Mae: It’s really great to be back.
Gregg: Dude we can hang out every day!
Angus: Oh my god.
Bea: Holy crap.
Mae: What?
Angus: Is that an arm?
Bea: That’s an arm.
Gregg: NOBODY MOVE.
Gregg: LET’S POKE IT WITH A STICK.
Mae: I CALL FIRST!!!
Mae: Oh no, a cop!

[Underhill::Selmers_000]
Mae: Selmers!
Selmers: What are you doing home?
Mae: Dropped out!
Selmers: Wow.
Mae: Yeah I guess.
Selmers: So, like, you just don’t go back?
Mae: That’s about it.
Selmers: Weird.

[Underhill::Selmers_001]
Mae: So how've you been?
Selmers: Ok.
Selmers: Me and Dennis split.
Mae: Oh no!
Selmers: Yeah he got a job at the new prison over in Briddle
Selmers: and he met some girl at a gas station.
Mae: Wow. What a jerk.
Selmers: Eh, he's a free agent.
Mae: I guess.

[Underhill::Selmers_002]
Selmers: What's that word they use
Selmers: for like a weapon you make in jail?
Selmers: Like a knife?
Mae: A shiv?
Selmers: I hope Dennis gets shived at work.
Selmers: Just to scare him. Scare him good.
Mae: That'd do it.
Selmers: Scare him right in the kidney. You can lose one of them, you know.
Mae: Ok, well I gotta go.
Selmers: Nice seeing you! Stop by anytime!

[Underhill::Chazokov]

[Underhill::Chazokov_000]
Mae: Hey Mr Chazokov!
Chazokov: Hello Mae! My best worst student!
Mae: ha ha. yeah.
Mae: Liked the constellations. Hated school.
Chazokov: Hey, don’t knock school. School is vital for your future!.
Chazokov: What are you doing back in Possum Springs?
Mae: I dropped out of school.
Chazokov: Oh.
Chazokov: Well, if you’re still interested in constellations
Chazokov: come by my roof down the hill  later this week.
Chazokov: Should have my new telescope set up by then.
Mae: Sure thing!

[Underhill::Chazokov_100]
Chazokov: This is my next sequence!
Mae: Totally cool.

[Underhill::InitLevel]

[Underhill::Chazokov_001]
Chazokov: {emote=stars}

[Underhill::Selmers]

[Underhill::Selmers_100]
Selmers: Hey there. This is my next sequence!
Mae: Rad.

[UnemployedCat::InitLevel]

[UnemployedCat::UnemployedCat]

[UnemployedCat::00_00]
Mae: How goes it?
UnemployedCat: Not good.
UnemployedCat: Lost my job
UnemployedCat: again.
Mae: Oh.
Mae: Sorry.

[UnemployedCat::00_01]
UnemployedCat: Yep.
Mae: Yep.

[UnemployedCat::OutOfDialogue]
UnemployedCat: I'm out of dialogue, sorry. :(

[Videostore::InitLevel_A1D2]

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_A1D2.1]
VideostoreGirl: Can I help you?
Mae: Where’s Angus?
VideostoreGirl: Oh he works dayshift?
Mae: It is day?
VideostoreGirl: I got here early?
Mae: Any idea where he is?
VideostoreGirl: I assume he went home?
VideostoreGirl: He lives next door?
Mae: Wait. Why does everything you say sound like a question?
VideostoreGirl: You do the same thing?
VideostoreGirl: I just didn’t comment on it?
Mae: Really?
VideostoreGirl: Yeah?
Mae: Huh?

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_A1D2.2]
Mae: Nightshift, huh? That’s cool.
VideostoreGirl: I’m at home with my baby during the day
VideostoreGirl: until my mom gets back from work?
Mae: Ew, babies.
VideostoreGirl: Pretty cool job, though?
VideostoreGirl: Get to watch movies, eat candy, meet cute guys?
Mae: Ew, cute guys.
VideostoreGirl: Oh, are you not into...?
Mae: Not cute ones, anyway.

[Videostore::VideostoreGirl_A1D2.3]
VideostoreGirl: *some sort of emoticon*

Continuity.txt

json 파일 형식으로 Yarn 스크립트가 들어가있음. 내용을 보면 본편 Continuity.yarn.txt 내용하고 비슷함. 

[
	{
		"title": "EndDay",
		"tags": "",
		"body": "<<set $diner to 0>>\n<<set $dad to 0>>\n<<set $dad_done to 0>>\n<<set $party_prep to 0>>\n<<set $woke_up to 0>>\n<<set $hasBat to 0>>\n\n<<set $bea_friendship_quest to 0>>\n<<set $gregg_friendship_quest to 0>>\n\n<<set $gregg_laptop to 0>>\n<<set $angus_laptop to 0>>\n<<set $bea_laptop to 0>>\n<<set $germ_laptop to 0>>\n\n<<set $graffiti_01_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_02_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_03_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_04_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_05_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_06_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_07_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_08_done to 0>>\n<<set $graffiti_09_done to 0>>\n\n<<set $gregg_chat_node to \"\">>\n<<set $gregg_chat_line to 0>>\n\n<<set $angus_chat_node to \"\">>\n<<set $angus_chat_line to 0>>\n\n<<set $gregg_ear_cups to 0>>\n\n<<if $rosa > 0>>\n    <<set $rosa to 0>>\n    <<set $rosa_sequence += 1>>\n<<endif>>\n<<set $rosa_done to 0>>\n\n<<if $mom is 0 and $mom_church is 0>>\n    <<set $days_didnt_talk_to_mom += 1>>\n    <<if $days_didnt_talk_to_mom > 1>>\n        <<fam mom -1>>\n    <<endif>>\n<<else>>\n    <<set $days_didnt_talk_to_mom to 0>>\n    <<set $talked_to_mom_yesterday to 1>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $mom_church > 0>>\n    <<set $visited_mom_at_church to 1>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<set $mom to 0>>\n<<set $mom_church to 0>>\n<<set $mom_done to 0>>\n<<set $mom_church_done to 0>>\n<<set $mom_home to 1>>\n<<set $mom_stairs_done to 0>>\n\n<<endCharacterDay pastor 2>>\n<<endCharacterDay bruce 1>>\n<<endCharacterDay lori 1>>\n<<endCharacterDay chazokov 0>>\n\n<<if $lori_fam >= 2 and $lori_rep > 0>>\n    <<set $teenpass to 1>>\n<<else>>\n    <<set $teenpass to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $stoop_kid > 0>>\n    <<set $stoop_kid to 0>>\n    <<set $stoop_kid_done to 0>>\n    <<set $stoop_kid_sequence += 1>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $fisherman > 0>>\n    <<set $fisherman_sequence += 1>>\n    <<set $fisherman to 0>>\n    <<set $fisherman_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $rick > 0>>\n    <<set $rick_sequence += 1>>\n    <<set $rick to 0>>\n    <<set $rick_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $mikey_meg > 0>>\n\t<<set $mikey_meg_sequence += 1>>\n\t<<set $mikey_meg to 0>>\n\t<<set $mikey_meg_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $cook > 0>>\n    <<set $cook_sequence += 1>>\n    <<set $cook to 0>>\n    <<set $cook_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $scouts > 0>>\n    <<set $scouts_sequence += 1>>\n    <<set $scouts to 0>>\n    <<set $scouts_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $selmers > 0>>\n\t<<set $selmers_sequence += 1>>\n\t<<set $selmers to 0>>\n\t<<set $selmers_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $tunnel_teens > 0>>\n    <<set $tunnel_teens_sequence += 1>>\n    <<set $tunnel_teens to 0>>\n    <<set $tunnel_teens_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $dan > 0>>\n\t<<set $dan_sequence += 1>>\n\t<<set $dan to 0>>\n\t<<set $dan_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<if $twigmeyer > 0>>\n\t<<set $twigmeyer_sequence += 1>>\n\t<<set $twigmeyer to 0>>\n\t<<set $twigmeyer_done to 0>>\n<<endif>>\n\n<<set $cole_done to 0>>\n<<set $bea_done to 0>>\n<<set $gregg_done to 0>>\n<<set $angus_done to 0>>\n<<set $mom_done to 0>>\n<<set $bruce_done to 0>>\n\n<<set $party_prep to 0>>\n\n<<set $night to 0>>\n\n<<if $act is 1 and $day is 0>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 1>>\n\t<<set $day to 2>>\n<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 2>>\n\t<<set $day to 3>>\n<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 3>>\n\t<<set $act to 2>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 1>>\n\t<<set $day to 2>>\n<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 2>>\n\t<<set $day to 3>>\n<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 3>>\n\t<<set $day to 4>>\n<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 4>>\n\t<<set $day to 5>>\n<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 5>>\n\t<<set $act to 3>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 1>>\n\t<<set $day to 2>>\n<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 2>>\n\t<<set $day to 3>>\n<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 3>>\n\t<<set $day to 4>>\n<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 4>>\n\t<<set $day to 5>>\n<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 5>>\n\t<<set $act to 4>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n<<elseif $act is 4 and $day is 1>>\n\t<<set $day to 2>>\n<<elseif $act is 4 and $day is 2>>\n\t<<set $act to 5>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n<<endif>>\n",
		"position": {
			"x": 683,
			"y": 304
		},
		"colorID": 0
	},
	{
		"title": "Gregg_Message_A2D1",
		"tags": "temp",
		"body": "",
		"position": {
			"x": 395,
			"y": 278
		},
		"colorID": 0
	}
]

이걸 Yarn 에디터로 읽기 편하게 수정하면: 

title: EndDay
tags: 
colorID: 0
position: 683,304
---
<<set $diner to 0>>
<<set $dad to 0>>
<<set $dad_done to 0>>
<<set $party_prep to 0>>
<<set $woke_up to 0>>
<<set $hasBat to 0>>

<<set $bea_friendship_quest to 0>>
<<set $gregg_friendship_quest to 0>>

<<set $gregg_laptop to 0>>
<<set $angus_laptop to 0>>
<<set $bea_laptop to 0>>
<<set $germ_laptop to 0>>

<<set $graffiti_01_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_02_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_03_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_04_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_05_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_06_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_07_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_08_done to 0>>
<<set $graffiti_09_done to 0>>

<<set $gregg_chat_node to "">>
<<set $gregg_chat_line to 0>>

<<set $angus_chat_node to "">>
<<set $angus_chat_line to 0>>

<<set $gregg_ear_cups to 0>>

<<if $rosa > 0>>
    <<set $rosa to 0>>
    <<set $rosa_sequence += 1>>
<<endif>>
<<set $rosa_done to 0>>

<<if $mom is 0 and $mom_church is 0>>
    <<set $days_didnt_talk_to_mom += 1>>
    <<if $days_didnt_talk_to_mom > 1>>
        <<fam mom -1>>
    <<endif>>
<<else>>
    <<set $days_didnt_talk_to_mom to 0>>
    <<set $talked_to_mom_yesterday to 1>>
<<endif>>

<<if $mom_church > 0>>
    <<set $visited_mom_at_church to 1>>
<<endif>>

<<set $mom to 0>>
<<set $mom_church to 0>>
<<set $mom_done to 0>>
<<set $mom_church_done to 0>>
<<set $mom_home to 1>>
<<set $mom_stairs_done to 0>>

<<endCharacterDay pastor 2>>
<<endCharacterDay bruce 1>>
<<endCharacterDay lori 1>>
<<endCharacterDay chazokov 0>>

<<if $lori_fam >= 2 and $lori_rep > 0>>
    <<set $teenpass to 1>>
<<else>>
    <<set $teenpass to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $stoop_kid > 0>>
    <<set $stoop_kid to 0>>
    <<set $stoop_kid_done to 0>>
    <<set $stoop_kid_sequence += 1>>
<<endif>>

<<if $fisherman > 0>>
    <<set $fisherman_sequence += 1>>
    <<set $fisherman to 0>>
    <<set $fisherman_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $rick > 0>>
    <<set $rick_sequence += 1>>
    <<set $rick to 0>>
    <<set $rick_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $mikey_meg > 0>>
	<<set $mikey_meg_sequence += 1>>
	<<set $mikey_meg to 0>>
	<<set $mikey_meg_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $cook > 0>>
    <<set $cook_sequence += 1>>
    <<set $cook to 0>>
    <<set $cook_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $scouts > 0>>
    <<set $scouts_sequence += 1>>
    <<set $scouts to 0>>
    <<set $scouts_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $selmers > 0>>
	<<set $selmers_sequence += 1>>
	<<set $selmers to 0>>
	<<set $selmers_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $tunnel_teens > 0>>
    <<set $tunnel_teens_sequence += 1>>
    <<set $tunnel_teens to 0>>
    <<set $tunnel_teens_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $dan > 0>>
	<<set $dan_sequence += 1>>
	<<set $dan to 0>>
	<<set $dan_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<if $twigmeyer > 0>>
	<<set $twigmeyer_sequence += 1>>
	<<set $twigmeyer to 0>>
	<<set $twigmeyer_done to 0>>
<<endif>>

<<set $cole_done to 0>>
<<set $bea_done to 0>>
<<set $gregg_done to 0>>
<<set $angus_done to 0>>
<<set $mom_done to 0>>
<<set $bruce_done to 0>>

<<set $party_prep to 0>>

<<set $night to 0>>

<<if $act is 1 and $day is 0>>
	<<set $day to 1>>
<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 1>>
	<<set $day to 2>>
<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 2>>
	<<set $day to 3>>
<<elseif $act is 1 and $day is 3>>
	<<set $act to 2>>
	<<set $day to 1>>
<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 1>>
	<<set $day to 2>>
<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 2>>
	<<set $day to 3>>
<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 3>>
	<<set $day to 4>>
<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 4>>
	<<set $day to 5>>
<<elseif $act is 2 and $day is 5>>
	<<set $act to 3>>
	<<set $day to 1>>
<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 1>>
	<<set $day to 2>>
<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 2>>
	<<set $day to 3>>
<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 3>>
	<<set $day to 4>>
<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 4>>
	<<set $day to 5>>
<<elseif $act is 3 and $day is 5>>
	<<set $act to 4>>
	<<set $day to 1>>
<<elseif $act is 4 and $day is 1>>
	<<set $day to 2>>
<<elseif $act is 4 and $day is 2>>
	<<set $act to 5>>
	<<set $day to 1>>
<<endif>>
===
title: Gregg_Message_A2D1
tags: temp
colorID: 0
position: 395,278
---
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===
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