Left 4 Dead/Unused Dialog/Unused Survivor Dialog

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Oh dear, I do believe I have the vapors.
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Such as: Loads of swearing and "shit" lines. Not for the easily entertained!

Conversation

Generic

Bill: I couldn't have done it without the tuna sandwich, I tell ya.
Bill: How many fingers are you holding up?
Bill: Where am I?
Bill: What day of the week is it?
Bill: Francis, don't take God's name in vain.
Bill: Fer chrissake, Francis, don't take God's name in vain.
Bill: How in the hell is this gonna to work?
Bill: You ever use one of these?
Bill: That sounds like a line of horseshit.
Bill: You two done chatting?
Bill: Well, this don't remind me of Nam.
Bill: There ain't much we can do now.
Bill: You're just spoutin' off ignorance.
Bill: I am gonna blow your ass to kingdom come.
Bill: Y'know, Francis, we'd all think you were a lot smarter if you said less.
Bill: The future sure ain't what it used to be.
Bill: Francis? You know what'd do us more good than all yer whinin' and jokin'? Shootin'.
Bill: Francis, we might live through this if you stopped makin' jokes and started getting angry.
Bill: I ain't ready to meet my maker yet. But hearin' them animals outside, I'm happy to make some introductions.
Bill: This reminds me of the Battle of Hue.
Bill: I don't want to piss on your parade, Louis, but what if it *doesn't* get better?
Bill: Good point.
Bill: I knew this day was comin'. They wouldn't listen.
Bill: Alright, it's official. I decided I hate zombies.
Bill: Zombies.
Bill: As long as there's one of those ugly bastards left to shoot, I got a reason to keep on going.
Bill: Way to land a chopper...
Bill: These things are like a brush fire: they don't discriminate. They just burn up every damn thing in their way.
Bill: I'll tell you what: if the meek inherit the earth after this, they'd better get a whole hell of a lot better at killin'.
Bill: Francis, why don't you stop makin' and start makin' some corpses.
Bill: I'm gonna make an example out of the next one those things that jumps me.
Bill: I don't believe it.
Bill: They're trying to stop us.
Bill: I'm with you, I hate these things.
Bill: That's not what they said on TV.
Francis: Beer.
Francis: Come to daddy.
Francis: I'll take that.
Francis: Don't mind if I do.
Francis: Zoey, stop checkin' me out.
Francis: If you survive, maybe God's tryin' to tell ya something.
Francis: Forty years ago you woulda been, what, a hundred?
Francis: Jesus Christ. That's the sound of you NOT complaining?
Francis: You were at the battle of Hue?
Francis: I'm kidding. I have no idea what that is.
Francis: Beats standin' around in a forest. Let's go.
Francis: Nice park job.
Francis: Ooh, another great park job.
Francis: Barricades, huh? Wonder how *that* worked out for 'em?
Francis: Why would you think that?
Francis: You kids and your stupid movies.
Francis: Is that another line from a movie?
Francis: Yes sir, Colonel.
Francis: Aye Aye, Captain.
Francis: Why the hell would you think you need to shoot them in the head?
Francis: Don't that shit beat all?
Francis: To think I used to get in trouble for this shit.
Francis: Keep talkin', Louis...
Francis: I don't care what these things are, I'm just killin' em all.
Francis: Kill em all and let God sort em out.
Francis: I hate zombies.
Francis: I hate smokers.
Francis: I hate boomers.
Francis: I hate hunters.
Francis: I hate tanks.
Francis: I hate witches. [generic42,58]
Francis: I hate witches, and this dead thing.
Francis: Don't make me beat your ass.
Francis: Louie, this is as good as it's gonna get.
Francis: Don't give me that shit.
Francis: You can call 'em Princess Diana, I'm still gonna blow their heads off.
Francis: Keep an eye on Bill, he don't look so hot.
Francis: Sweety, wanna give Bill your health kit?
Francis: Okay, gangster.
Francis: Whatever, Louis.
Francis: Zoey, listen to Bill.
Francis: What the hell are you two talking about?
Francis: This shit's all wrong.
Francis: Hey, who just shot me? [This would've actually been intended for friendly fire, but is instead sorted here]
Francis: I really hate hunters.
Francis: I hate whispering.
Francis: Who the hell shot me AGAIN? [Same as above quite with parantheses]
Francis: Don't think this means anything. This is just pillow talk baby.
Francis: Seriously, what?
Francis: I always wanted to be a cop.
Francis: Trust me. Just tell everybody we're cops.
Francis: What's so funny?
Louis: Got it.
Louis: Riiigghht, okay, I got you.
Louis: S-say, that again.
Louis: Ooh, Ohh, Ohh, I got you.
Louis: Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Louis: Oh no, I'm straight.
Louis: Oh, I got the scenario.
Louis: Stop freaking out!
Louis: He's on you!
Louis: Oh shit! Too late!
Louis: Stay frosty.
Louis: Francis, don't hate me for being beautiful.
Louis: Cocked and locked. Let's show these things how we cure infection.
Louis: You do those tattoos yourself, Francis? It'd explain all the misspellings.
Louis: Zombies, man.
Louis: Zombies, man, zombies.
Louis: Zombies, Francis.
Louis: When this is over with? I'm buyin' all three of you mansions.
Louis: Think of it like this, Bill: How could it get any worse?
Louis: Bill, would you please say one positive thing before I shoot you?
Louis: You were born a crusty old bastard, weren't you, Bill?
Louis: Bill, woud you please say one positive thing before I shoot your ass?
Louis: They're ZOMBIES, Francis.
Louis: Can zombies swim?
Louis: ZOMBIES. Say it, Francis.
Louis: Yeah, yeah, there you go!
Zoey: You're going to get yourself killed.
Zoey: It ain't gonna happen.
Zoey: You don't have to worry about bats, they aren't vampires you know.
Zoey: Fair enough.
Zoey: Off the chain? Are you kidding me?
Zoey: I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing them swarm like that. Blugh. [in WIP intro]
Zoey: You might want to rethink that. Just sayin'
Zoey: Have you guys seen any other immune women?
Zoey: In zombie movies, the pretty girl *always* dies first.
Zoey: Francis, you're not making any sense again.
Zoey: The glass is empty, Louis. It's completely empty!
Zoey: Zoinks!
Zoey: Until I met you guys, I didn't know anyone else was immune.
Zoey: How did you find out you were immune? It's a helluva test, huh?
Zoey: Nice power tie.
Zoey: Next to you Louis, I feel kinda underdressed for this apocalypse.
Zoey: Well, it's official. I am sick to death of zombies.
Zoey: How did you find out you were immune? It's a helluva test, huh?
Zoey: I bet you say that to all the girls.

Responses

Bill: Buck up, son.
Bill: Are you joking?
Bill: Oh Christ, you're not serious?
Bill: What the hell are you talkin' about?
Bill: If you say so.
Bill: That sounds about right.
Bill: Ah shit, here we go again.
Bill: I say we just do it.
Bill: You're sure about this, right?
Bill: Okay...
Bill: Hell yes.
Bill: Hell if I know.
Bill: I'm gonna let you handle that.
Bill: That's actually a good point.
Francis: Yeah, well, get over it.
Francis: Yer kidding, right?
Francis: What the hell are you talkin' about?
Francis: I'll say.
Francis: If you say so.
Francis: Hey everybody, raise your hand if you think that's a good idea.
Francis: You're sure about this, right?
Francis: Okay...
Francis: Hell yes.
Francis: Hell if I know.
Francis: I'm gonna let you handle that.
Francis: That's actually a good point.
Francis: Sure thing, bro.
Francis: I'm not listenin' to you...
Louis: Yeah, well, get over it.
Louis: Sure, why not?
Louis: What the hell are you talkin' about?
Louis: I'll say.
Louis: If you say so.
Louis: That sounds about right.
Louis: Ah shit, here we go again.
Louis: Man, you are crazy.
Louis: I say we just do it.
Louis: You're sure about this, right?
Louis: It's Louis!
Louis: Hell if I know.
Louis: I'm gonna let you handle that.
Louis: That's actually a good point.
Louis: Sure thing, bro.
Louis: Do you even know what you're sayin'?
Louis: I'll take your word on for it.
Louis: I don't know about that.
Louis: Yeah, I guess.
Louis: I hope you know what you're doin'.
Louis: Actually that made a lotta sense.
Louis: You ain't lyin' there.
Louis: That's how I see it.
Louis: Alright, that's a plan.
Louis: Man, you got me.
Louis: Don't look at me!
Louis: I'll be honest, I got no idea.
Zoey: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Zoey: I'd kiss you... if you didn't smell like that.
Zoey: I'd kiss you... if you weren't covered in puke.
Zoey: Yeah, well, get over it.
Zoey: You're kidding, right?
Zoey: It couldn't get any worse, right?
Zoey: You can say that again.
Zoey: That sounds about right.
Zoey: Good thinking.
Zoey: Here we go again.
Zoey: Yeah, just us and a million zombies.
Zoey: Would you two shut up?
Zoey: Screw you.
Zoey: If you say so.
Zoey: You're sure about this, right?
Zoey: Okay...
Zoey: Whoa, whoa. Maybe we should think about this.
Zoey: WHAT?
Zoey: WHAT DID HE SAY?
Zoey: I'm Zoey!
Zoey: Whoa, whoa, it's me, Zoey! [for Bill's rare line – he gets hit on the head and stops recognizing his teammates]
Zoey: I don't know.
Zoey: I'm gonna let you handle that.
Zoey: I don't know. Sure.
Zoey: I don't know. Yes?
Zoey: Lemme guess: Yes?
Zoey: I don't know. No?
Zoey: Lemme guess: No?
Zoey: That's a good point.
Zoey: Noted.
Zoey: You know, they're not technically zombies – they're infected.
Zoey: The zed word – don't say it.
Zoey: It slimed me. [genericresponses36]
Zoey: It's a trap!
Zoey: Don't cross the beam, boys.
Zoey: I hope no one promised him a woman.
Zoey: Stay on target. Stay on target.
Zoey: Almost there.
Zoey: I love you. I know.
Zoey: How's that?
Zoey: I know.
Zoey: They come out at night. Mostly...
Zoey: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Zoey: License to kill... zombies.
Zoey: You get a free bowl of soup with that hat? But it looks good on you.

Zombie talk

A large part of cut lines involves the Green Flu. Bill, for example, would be concerned about his fellow team turning any time. Francis has a tendency to call the Infected "vampires" from their pale skin.

Bill: Here's an awful thought. What if this thing evolves like a virus?I mean to say: what if bein' immune's not a lifetime guarantee?
Bill: Goddamnit. I can't even get a cold anymore without worryin' it's the early stages of zombieism.
Bill: Ah well. Least I'm old. No offense to you kids, but I already had a full life.
Bill: The zombies I can live with. But good lord, I hate the woods.
Bill: You hear that, or am I goin' senile?
Bill: This just went pear-shaped! Fall back!
Bill: Don't worry about me, I'm calm as a june bug.
Bill: I'm jumpier 'n' spit on a hot skillet.
Bill: Francis, if they melted your yellow ass down, you couldn't be poured into a fight.
Bill: Laggin' behind, Francis? That's okay. Yellow suits you.
Bill: Don't let Francis get to ya. He's all broth and no beans.
Bill: Don't let Francis wear you down. He'd break his arm pattin' himself on the back.
Bill: What's the matter? You decided you want to live forever? Let's go!
Bill: I know it's a nice safehouse, but we need to keep moving.
Bill: You gonna stick around and redecorate? Come on, let's go.
Bill: Come on, Zoey. If we don't keep moving we're goners.
Bill: I blame Bill Clinton.
Francis: I figured the world'd eventually end. I just never thought it'd be vampires.
Francis: What's the difference?
Francis: Nice job there, Van Helsing.
Francis: Don't zombies move real slow?
Francis: I thought we were fightin' vampires...
Francis: Man, even for vampires these things haul ass.
Francis: You're right, these things shamble around and eat people. Oh no, wait, they don't, because THEY'RE VAMPIRES.
Francis: Look, all I know is these are some messed up vampires.
Francis: Goddamn vampires...
Francis: Vampires. I have vampires.
Louis: When all this is over, you think they'll call us heroes? We are savin' humanity, right? I mean, a very small, four-person chunk of it, but still.
Louis: If I go down, go on without me, get help, then come back and save me.
Louis: Look at the bright side: overpopulation? Bad economy? All fixed now.
Louis: Man, I do wish I'd bought stock in ammo manufacturers now.
Louis: I had a nice house before this. A 401k... Damn it! I had a really nice 401k!
Louis: Zombies might have done us a favor, really. Think about it. We get to start over now.
Louis: My last life? District IT manager at Fischer Platt. Not good practice for zombie killing, you know?
Louis: When things go back to normal, Zoey, Bill – I'm giving you both jobs. Francis, I'll help you sign your fat ass back up on welfare.
Louis: I ain't got time to bleed. Oh hell, I *AM* bleedin'! [zombiegenericlong17]
Louis: Infected or not – they don't like bullets.
Louis: I think I just discovered a cure for infection. Lead.
Louis: We'll beat 'em 'cause we're better than them. Period.
Louis: Winning isn't everything. Wantin' to win is.
Louis: Smile when it hurts the most. That's my philosophy.
Louis: Now that was a blessing in disguise.
Louis: Ahhh, probably for the best.
Louis: It'll work out in the end. You watch.
Louis: Alright, that makes us even.
Louis: I've been in worse. Not much worse though.
Louis: We'll be laughin' about it when we get to the other side.
Louis: It's gotta be just a little farther!
Louis: The army's gonna take care of this.
Louis: Humanity ain't beat, it's just takin' a breather.
Louis: Shit, this is one long ass elevator ride.
Louis: I guess I'm just a glass-half-full guy.
Louis: Ain't no big deal, the army's gonna take care of this.
Louis: Even I can't make lemonade out of this shit.

Yes

Bill: D'oh jeez, alright.
Louis: Yes. [yes03]
Louis: Yeah. [yes04]
Louis: Oh, yeah yeah okay.

No

Bill: Uh, no.
Bill: No way. [no13]
Bill: No way, kid. [emphaticno01]
Bill: NO! [emphaticno01]
Bill: Are you crazy? [emphaticno03,08]
Bill: No way in Hell.
Bill: Are you out of your damn mind?
Bill: No way.
Bill: Are you out of your mind?
Francis: No effin way.
Francis: No freakin' way. [emphaticno01,06]
Francis: Get the hell outta here. [emphaticno02,07]
Francis: No way. [emphaticno03,08]
Francis: Are you out of your mind?
Francis: That's ah... Hell, that's just silly.
Louis: Uh uh. [no06]
Louis: Um no.
Louis: No way, man.
Louis: No damn way.
Louis: Man, you're crazy.
Louis: Are you out of your damn mind?
Louis: I'm serious, are you crazy?
Zoey: No way. [emphaticno01,05,18,29]
Zoey: Are you high?
Zoey: That so isn't going to happen.
Zoey: Not. A. Chance.
Zoey: Hell no!
Zoey: Seriously? No.
Zoey: Are you really asking me this?
Zoey: Uh uh. [emphaticno13,45]
Zoey: No. [emphaticno26,40,44]
Zoey: Just shut up.
Zoey: What? No.
Zoey: Shut up.
Zoey: N. O.
Zoey: Are you kidding?
Zoey: In your dreams.
Zoey: Ho way in hell.
Zoey: Hell no!

Evacuation

Radio used

Bill: Okay, people, this is it. It's almost over. [in L4D2]
Bill: Alright, people, an extraction team is on its way. Let's dig in.
Bill: Listen up: Help is on the way. We gotta hold out til it gets here.
Bill: Alright, people, the good news is help is on the way. The bad news is we gotta stay alive until they get here.
Bill: Okay, there's an extraction team inbound. We just gotta dig in until they get here.
Bill: Alright, people, there's an aircraft on its way. Let's dig in. [in L4D2]
Francis: They are on their way!
Francis: Okay, somebody's comin' for us. All we gotta do is stay alive until they get here.
Francis: Somebody's coming to take us outta here. The good news is we got time for one last blow out before they arrive.
Francis: Okay, we got help coming, we just need to hold out until they show up. [in L4D2]
Francis: Okay, we got a plane coming – just gotta last until it shows up. [in L4D2]
Louis: Help's on the way! A few more minutes and we're out of here for good! [in L4D2]
Louis: Help... will be here soon! [in L4D2]
Zoey: Hey! Help is coming. Just a little longer.
Zoey: Okay, there's a plane on the way. [in L4D2]

Vehicle ready

Bill: Get to the vehicle! GO!
Bill: They're here for us! Let's go!
Bill: Into the vehicle, people. MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Bill: They're waitin' for us. MOVE!
Bill: That's our ride. Let's go. Double time, people.
Bill: Our ride's here! Let's go!
Bill: Our plane's here. Let's move out! [in L4D2]
Bill: The plane's here! Let's go! [in L4D2]
Francis: Time to open up a can of haul ass. Let's go!
Francis: They're here for us! Let's go!
Francis: Time to get on the boat, kids!
Francis: Time to get on the plane!
Francis: The plane's here! Let's go! [in L4D2]
Francis: They're here. Let's go!
Francis: Our ride's here! C'mon, let's go!
Francis: Our ride's here, ladies! Let's go!
Francis: Run to the chopper! NOW!
Francis: To the chopper, to the chopper!
Louis: That's our ride! Let's go!
Louis: Our ride's here! Let's go!
Louis: They're here! Let's go!
Louis: We're gettin' out of here. Come on!
Louis: They're here for us! Let's go!
Louis: Get to the plane. GO!
Louis: Get to the plane!
Louis: There's the plane! Time to go! [in L4D2]
Louis: The plane's here! Let's go! [in L4D2]
Zoey: Everyone on the plane! [in L4D2]
Zoey: Get to the plane! [in L4D2]
Zoey: The plane's ready, let's go! [in L4D2]
Zoey: Done fueling, let's get going! [in L4D2]

Traversal

Ready?

Bill: Everybody ready to roll?
Bill: Ready to rock?
Bill: Everyone set?

Look!

Bill: Check this out.
Zoey: What do you make of this?
Zoey: Down in front! [in L4D2]

Zoey: Louis! [namelouis09,13-20,23]
Zoey: Yeah, Louis! [namelouis21]
Zoey: Mr. Manager! [namelouis28,29]

Watch out!

These are identical for all Survivors and come in two flavors: calm versions end with dots, loud ones have exclamation marks! Almost every single line is cut (except calm05 and loud03 for Bill, Louis and Zoey).

To the left.
To the right.
Up there.
Above us.
Down there.
Below us.
Back there.
Up ahead.
In the window.
Around the corner.
In the doorway. [in WIP intro]
Behind this wall.
Behind this door.
On the roof.
Behind that.
In this building.
In the trees.
Near the rocks.
One of 'em.
Two of 'em.
Three of 'em.
Four of 'em.
Lots of 'em.
A couple of 'em.
A few of 'em.

Supplies!

Bill: Grenades here!
Louis: Grenades here!
Louis: I don't know, this shit look real jerry-rigged.
Francis: Grenades here!
Francis: Weapons! (spotgrenades08. This would be meant for finding weapons, but is curiously sorted among the throwables)
Zoey: Grenades here!

During the development of Left 4 Dead, pipebombs were simply grenades and had no smoke detectors. The pipebombs were first used as anti-Tank measures, but ended up making the battles against him anti-climactic. Later in development after playtesting showed the grenade being generally ineffective against Infected unless perfectly timed, and because it would often bounce off the incoming Commons back at the thrower.

Clear!

Bill: Nothing in here.
Bill: Nothin' in here. [areaclear03,05]
Bill: Looks empty. [areaclear06,07]
Bill: I don't see anything.
Bill: I don't see anything here.
Bill: I got nothin' here.

Follow me

Louis: What the hell, I'll lead. [followme06,07]

Cover me

Francis: Watch my back, bro.

Back up

Zoey: Move back! [backup03]
Zoey: Back up! [backup05]

Stay together

Bill: Nobody go AWOL.

Bill: Where'dja go?
Bill: I lost the group!
Bill: Where'd you people go?
Francis: Where are you?
Francis: Where is everyone?
Francis: Where'dja guys go?
Francis: Where the hell did everyone run off to?
Louis: Where are you?
Louis: Ah crap, I think maybe I'm lost!
Zoey: Where are you?
Zoey: Where is everyone? [lostcall03,20]
Zoey: This isn't funny guys, where are you?
Zoey: Hey guys, where are you? [lostcall09,21]

The script concept for answering a lost call exists, but is repurposed into generic profanity response.

Bill: Here!
Bill: OVER HERE!
Bill: I'm here!
Bill: Over here!
Bill: I hear you!
Bill: Over here, kid!
Francis: Over here!
Francis: Hey, this way!
Louis: Here!
Louis: Over here!
Louis: I'm here! [answerlostcall03,04]
Zoey: Here we are!
Zoey: Over here!
Zoey: I'm here! [answerlostcall02,11]
Zoey: I'm over here! [answerlostcall07,12]
Zoey: We're over here!
Zoey: Over here.
Zoey: I'm over here!

Go!

Francis: Don't stop – go!
Francis: Go, go, go!
Francis: Keep moving!
Francis: Get your asses in gear!
Louis: Move move move!

Run!

Francis: Put it in reverse!
Francis: Run! [emphatic08]
Louis: RUN! [emphaticrun03]
Louis: Oh damn, RUN!
Louis: Get the hell out of here!
Zoey: RUN! [emphaticrun01, 11]
Zoey: Keep running, keep running!
Zoey: Just go! RUN!
Zoey: RUN! RUN!

Directions

Bill: We need to go down there!
Bill: Through this door!
Bill: We need to get outside.
Bill: We gotta get off the street.
Bill: We gotta get back to the rooftops.
Bill: Back here!
Bill: We gotta get over this thing.
Francis: We need to go down there!
Francis: Through this door!
Francis: We need to get outside.
Francis: We gotta get off the street.
Francis: We gotta get back to the rooftops.
Francis: Back here!
Francis: We gotta get over this thing.
Francis: Bill, do I gotta carry you up these damn stairs?
Louis: Down the stairs!
Louis: We need to go down there!
Louis: We need to get outside.
Louis: We gotta get off the street.
Louis: We gotta get back to the rooftops.
Louis: Back here! [genericdirections10,20]
Louis: We gotta get over this thing.
Louis: Let's head up the stairs!
Louis: Let's go down the stairs!
Louis: Up the stairs! [genericdirections15,18]
Louis: Down the stairs! [genericdirections16,19]
Zoey: Up the stairs!
Zoey: Down the stairs!
Zoey: We need to go down there!
Zoey: Through this door!
Zoey: We need to get outside.
Zoey: We gotta get off the street.
Zoey: We need to get back to the rooftops.
Zoey: Back here!
Zoey: We gotta get over this thing.
Zoey: Hey Bill, at least we're going *down* the stairs.

Saferoom

Bill: Come on!
Bill: Safe spot dead ahead.
Bill: We're near a safe spot.
Bill: Safe place ahead.
Bill: Fall back to the saferoom!
Francis: Safe spot up here.
Francis: Safe spot ahead.
Francis: There's a safe place up ahead.
Francis: Safehouse!
Francis: A-men, brother!
Francis: A-goddamn-men.
Francis: Get inside! Free beer in here!
Louis: We're near a safe spot.
Louis: There's a safe place just ahead.
Louis: There's a safe spot up ahead.
Louis: We're gonna be okay!
Louis: That is a sweet sight.
Louis: That is one sweet sight.
Zoey: Oh Lord!
Zoey: Oh thank God! [safespotreaction11]

They're still there

Bill: Let's heal up and get back out there.
Bill: Don't shut the door! She's still out there!
Francis: We gotta get back out there.
Francis: We gotta heal up and get back out there.
Francis: Helpin' is half the fun.
Francis: I don't know man, I don't think we need any more bankers.
Francis: Well shit, kill zombies in here or out there. Let's go.
Francis: C'mon girls, let's heal up and get back out there.
Francis: Let's go kill some zombies.
Francis: Let's go kill some vampires.
Francis: Hell with this. Let's go kill some zombies.
Francis: Screw this. Let's go kill some vampires.
Francis: Hey, Adult Diapers, move!
Francis: Hey, Power Tie, get in here!
Francis: Hey, girl, get in here!
Francis: We gonna just leave Zoey out there?
Francis: I'm bored. Let's go kill some zombies.
Francis: I'm bored. Let's go kill some vampires.
Francis: Hey, Old Folks Home, get in here!
Louis: I'd want them to come for me.
Louis: If we don't go out there, we're gonna regret it.
Zoey: Guess it's up to me.
Zoey: I don't want to go back out there, but...
Zoey: I'm not going to lose Bill.
Zoey: Hang on Louis, I'm coming for you!
Zoey: Let's heal up and get back out there.
Zoey: I don't want to do it either – but if it was me...
Zoey: Look – I don't want to do it either – but if it was me, you better damn well go out there.

Reminders

Hot topic here, Zoey suggesting stuff to herself!

Zoey: I should stick close.
Zoey: I should stay with the group.
Zoey: I should use my first aid kit.
Zoey: Should probably use my first aid kit.
Zoey: I should use my first aid.
Zoey: Should probably use my first aid.
Zoey: I should take those pills.
Zoey: Should probably take my pills.

Health

Friendly fire

Bill: Don't shoot me!
Bill: Goddamnit, you set me on goddamn fire!
Francis: You set me on goddamn fire!
Louis: Man, watch where you point that damn thing!
Louis: Ow!

[from Bill]

Louis: Ow! I ain't damn bulletproof.

[from Francis]

Louis: Francis, learn to shoot, man!
Louis: Man, stop shooting me!
Louis: Fatman, what the HELL is wrong with you? (One of Francis' designs portrayed him as being overweight; comically, Louis kept his line for daring Francis into continuing friendly fire by calling him a "fatman")
Zoey: Francis, that isn't funny! Stop it.

[from Louis]

Francis: I'm gonna shove that gun up your ass, Louis.
Francis: Cut the shit, Louis.
Francis: Hey! Suity! Quit shootin me!
Zoey: Louis, you should know better. [friendlyfirelouis01,03]
Zoey: Louis, is that what your mama taught you?
Zoey: Louis, can you try not to shoot me?
Zoey: What the hell are you doing, Louis?

[from Zoey]

Bill: Ah Zoey, watch it.
Bill: Zoey! You know better than that!
Bill: Zoey! Stop pointing that thing at me!
Francis: Look, sweetheart, I ain't a goddamn vampire.
Francis: Zoey. Sweety, STOP SHOOTING ME!
Francis: Zoey, aim that thing somewhere else.
Louis: Zoey, you know you're shooting me, right?
Louis: Zoey, please don't shoot me.
Louis: Zoey! You're shooting me!
Louis: How many damn times are you gonna shoot me?

Teamkill

Obviously, these are meant for players intentionally causing friendly fire to troll everyone.

Bill: That ain't gonna earn you any medals.
Bill: CAREFUL!
Bill: Jesus H. Christ, you had better not try that shit on me.
Bill: HE WAS ON OUR SIDE!
Bill: What in the holy hell are you doing?
Bill: Oh, nice work.
Bill: What in the hell are you thinking?
Bill: Now that was some true amateur hour horseshit.
Francis: That. Was Not Cool.
Francis: Never. Ever. Try that shit on me.
Francis: Never. Ever. Do that again.
Francis: What the hell are you doing?
Francis: Hey, come on, you didn't need to do that. [in WIP intro]
Francis: Hey! I'm all for killin'... just not one of ours!
Francis: Stop that shit!
Francis: You try that shit with me, you ain't gonna be so happy.
Louis: ARE YOU INSANE? [teamkillonpurpose01,02]
Louis: CAREFUl!
Louis: Are you out of your damn mind!
Zoey: Hey! Stop doing that!
Zoey: CAREFUL!
Zoey: Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!
Zoey: Come on, be careful!
Zoey: What the hell? You just killed him!
Zoey: Why would you do that?
Zoey: Killing him isn't going to help any of us!

Sarcastic

These are tagged as "sarcastic", possible context is Zoey is under friendly fire or an asshole. The lines are strangely reminiscent of regular "Thanks"/"Sorry" lines, perhaps a placeholder left over from early production. An interesting fact: Zoey was apparently finalized when her original voice actress got replaced by Jen Taylor. Thus, the rescue lines and some of her screams still have the original voice.

Zoey: Sorry.
Zoey: Oops, sorry.
Zoey: Sorry about that.
Zoey: Oh, my bad.
Zoey: I'm really sorry.
Zoey: My bad.
Zoey: I am so sorry. [sorrysarcastic15,16]
Zoey: Oh, sorry.
Zoey: Really am sorry about that.
Zoey: Thanks, I owe you.
Zoey: Thanks.
Zoey: Thanks!
Zoey: Thanks! Thanks a lot!
Zoey: I REALLY appreciate it.
Zoey: Thanks a bunch!
Zoey: Hey thanks!
Zoey: Thank you.
Zoey: Thank you very much.
Zoey: Like... thanks.
Zoey: Phew – thanks.
Zoey: Really, thanks!

Incapacitation

With keen ears, you can actually hear Francis blurt "No" as he gets down. Unused due to a bug (in game_sounds_biker.txt his "No" line has a wrong manifest name "npc.Biker_IncapacitatedInitial01").

Francis: I'm down!

Time to heal

Bill: Good time to heal up.
Bill: Let's heal up.
Francis: We oughtta heal up while it's quiet.
Francis: Seems like a good time ot heal up.
Francis: This might be a good time to heal up.
Louis: Francis, first aid kit?
Zoey: It's a good time to heal up.
Zoey: Who's for healing up? [playersuggesthealth07,09]
Zoey: Perfect time, it's quiet right now, let's heal up.
Zoey: Louis, use your first aid kit.

Reviving

Bill: Zoey, Zoey, don't worry – I won't leave you.
Bill: Lemme get you up. Lemme get you up.
Bill: Relax, Zoey, you're gonna be fine.
Bill: Hey, Francis. Funny meeting you here. Get up.
Bill: Get up, Louis. Hell, you gotta be more careful, son.
Bill: The man ain't comin' for you yet, Francis. Get up.
Bill: Son, you look rode hard and put away wet.
Bill: Ahhhh, dyin' ain't so scary. Happens all the time.
Bill: Stay with me, now. You did real good back there.
Bill: We'll live through this. Only the good and the really bad die young-and I figure we're somewhere in the middle.
Bill: Bein' brave doesn't mean you're not scared. It means you're scared as hell, and then you pick up the shotgun anyway.
Francis: If you think we look bad, take a look at the other guys.
Francis: Jesus. Human body's only got nine pints of blood in it. You might want to, like, save some in a cup or something.
Francis: You did good back there. Right up to the point where all the zombies attacked and, you know, almost killed ya.
Francis: Zombie killin's harder than it looks, innit?
Francis: Ahhh, you'll be fine. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be able to see that bone.
Francis: Let's get you patched up so you can go die someplace nicer.
Francis: Yer a little tougher than ya look. Get up.
Francis: You ain't gonna be much help down there. Lemme get ya up.
Francis: Nap time's over. Let's get you up. We gotta keep going.
Francis: Nap time's over, sweetie. Let's get you up. We gotta keep going.
Louis: Let's get you up. We'll be out of here soon.
Louis: Come on Zoey, I'll get you out of this.
Louis: Barely a scratch on you! Let me just sop some of that blood there.
Louis: Man, are you even hurt? You look good, son!
Louis: I've never saw nobody take that much abuse and live! You're a machine!

Francis: If I go down, promise you'll go on without me, get help, then come back and save me.
Francis: You think they'll call us heroes someday? We are savin' humanity, right? A very small, four-person chunk of it, but still.

Bill: You look bad.
Francis: You look bad.
Louis: Man, you look bad.
Zoey: Oh boy, you don't look good.
Zoey: Quit whining, Francis.
Zoey: You okay? [goingtodiequestion02,05]
Zoey: Are you going to be okay?

Going to die

Bill: I need a medic and a drink.
Bill: Hang on, soldier.
Zoey: I'm gonna need help, like soon.
Zoey: Without first aid, this is it.
Zoey: I just wanna go home. [in L4D2]
Zoey: I really wish my mom was here to help me.
Zoey: I'm getting scared. I never hurt this bad, ever.
Zoey: Mom...
Zoey: You'll be okay. [goingtodiereaction01,06]
Zoey: Everything's going to be alright.
Zoey: Hang in there, you'll be fine.
Zoey: I promise, you're gonna be okay.
Zoey: Easy, easy, don't worry, you're going to be okay.
Zoey: You're gonna be fine, hang in there, you'll be fine.

Bright light

Bill: Ah, hell... Shit...
Francis: I gotta get some first aid.
Francis: I need to score a med kit.
Francis: Christ, I need a med kit.
Francis: I ain't gonna make it.
Francis: Ow. GodDAMMIT!
Francis: Ugh.. I'm bleeding.. got anything positive to say about that, Mr. Positive?
Francis: Louis, any chance you can spot me a med kit?
Francis: Bill, I kinda need that med kit you been hordin'.
Francis: Hey Zoey, spare a med kit for a dyin' man?
Louis: Ah man, somethin' ain't sittin right.
Louis: Not to complain, but I don't feel right.
Louis: I am not really feeling right.
Louis: Ah Dammit!
Louis: Okay. I'm hurt bad here.
Louis: I think I'm hurt reeeeeal bad.
Louis: Aww, man. I am in a bad, bad way.
Louis: I ain't... Aw hell...
Louis: Ow! Lord almighty.
Zoey: I have definitely felt better.
Zoey: I need to find a med kit.
Zoey: Jesus, I could use a med kit.
Zoey: Louis, if you aren't going to use that health pack, I could sure use it.
Zoey: Bill, you have plans for that med kit? Cuz I'm pretty hurt here.
Zoey: Hey Francis, think you can spot me a health kit?
Zoey: Oh my god! I think.. I think... grrr... just kidding.

Grieving

[male Survivor died]

Bill: He's dead!
Bill: He didn't make it!
Bill: Looks... Looks like we lost one.
Bill: Godammit, he didn't make it.
Bill: Ah Christ, he's dead!
Francis: He's gone.
Francis: That's it for him.
Francis: Later, brother. You will be missed.
Francis: That's it for him.
Francis: Rest in peace, brother.
Louis: He's dead!
Louis: Oh God, he's dead!
Louis: He's not moving. I think he's dead.
Louis: Oh no, the old man's dead.
Louis: Oh no, no, not the old man.
Louis: Jesus, Francis!
Zoey: He's dead!
Zoey: Oh my god, he's dead.
Zoey: Oh crap, he's dead!
Zoey: Oh my god, he's dead.
Zoey: Bill! No!
Zoey: Oh god, Louis is gone! [griefmanager09,12]

[female Survivor died]

Bill: She didn't make it!
Bill: Let's hope she's in a better place. Hell, it couldn't be much worse.
Bill: One of those sick sons of bitches just sealed all a' their death warrants. [griefteengirl04]
Francis: Goddamn, Zoey's dead!
Francis: She's dead. [grieffemalegeneric01,04]
Francis: She's gone.
Francis: Ah hell, she's dead. [grieffemalegeneric06]
Francis: She's... She's gone.
Louis: She's dead!
Louis: Oh God, she's dead!
Zoey: She's dead.
Zoey: Crap, she's gone.
Zoey: I'm gonna miss her.

[two Survivors died]

Bill: It's just you and me again, Zoey!
Francis: This shit ain't funny.
Louis: JESUS CHRIST!

Stuck in closet

Bill: Listen up out there! March your ass over here and let me out!
Francis: [Struggling, Grunting, Exertion]
Zoey: [Struggle sounds]
Zoey: [Struggling]
Zoey: Let me out! Let me out!
Zoey: Let me out! Let me out, someone! Let me out!
Zoey: Help! Don't leave me! Help! No, don't leave me here!
Zoey: Come on guys! I need some help!
Zoey: I could really use some help, I'm trapped in here!
Zoey: Help!
Zoey: PLEASE, NO. DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!
Zoey: Come on, guys – I'm stuck! Please, please help me!
Zoey: Oh my god, who's out there? I can't take much more of this.

Horror

Apprehensive

Bill: It's too quiet.
Bill: Something don't feel right.
Bill: I don't know...
Bill: Feels like an ambush...
Francis: I have a bad feeling about this.
Francis: Hmmm, it's too quiet.
Francis: This shit's all wrong.
Francis: I don't know about this.
Francis: This don't feel right.
Louis: Something ain't right.
Zoey: It's too quiet. [reactionapprehensive05,12]
Zoey: Something doesn't feel right.
Zoey: This feels bad, guys.
Zoey: I don't like this.
Zoey: I don't know...
Zoey: Something's bad about this, guys.

Glimpses

Bill: There's something over there. [sawsomething01,02,03; in WIP intro]
Bill: I saw something. [sawsomething04,05,06]
Francis: There's something over there!
Francis: There is something over there!
Francis: There is definitely something over there! [sawsomething03,04,05]
Louis: There's something over there. [sawsomething01,03]
Louis: There is definitely something over there.
Louis: Look, over there!
Zoey: There's something over there. [sawsomething04,12; in WIP intro]
Zoey: I think I saw something. [sawsomething07,14]

Sneaking

Bill: Kill that light!
Bill: Turn your light off. [killthatlight02,05]
Bill: Turn those flashlights off! [killthatlight04]

Bill: Don't stop! Go!
Bill: Go go go!
Bill: Go!
Bill: Keep movin'!
Louis: Don't stop! Go!
Louis: Go, go!
Louis: Come on, go!
Louis: Move!
Louis: Come on, come on, go!
Louis: Move it!
Zoey: Keep moving!
Zoey: Don't stop, go!
Zoey: Keep going!

Bill: Reloading. [reloadingquiet01,02,03,04,05]
Francis: Reloading! [reloadingquiet01,02]
Louis: Reloading! [reloadingquiet01,02,03]
Zoey: Reloading! [reloadingquiet01,02]
Zoey: Wait, reloading! [reloadingquiet03,05]
Zoey: I'm reloading!

Startled

Bill: What the?
Bill: Wah!
Louis: Oh!
Louis: Oh my!
Zoey: Whoah!
Zoey: What the?
Zoey: Wha!
Zoey: What the?
Zoey: [gasp!] [reactionstartled12-15]

Uncertain

In the intro cinematic, the Survivors don't call the Infected by names. It is possible the names would've been caught on later in No Mercy. This idea eventually evolved and got reintroduced in the sequel.

Bill: What the hell is that?
Bill: What is that?
Bill: Did you hear that?
Bill: Anyone else hear that?
Bill: Are you kidding me?
Francis: What the hell was that? [uncertain01,03]
Francis: What was that?
Francis: What is that?
Francis: Did you hear that?
Francis: Are you seeing this?
Francis: Oh come the hell on.
Francis: Are you kidding me?
Louis: What the hell was that?
Louis: What was that?
Louis: What the hell is that?
Louis: What is that?
Louis: Did you hear that?
Louis: Are you seeing this?
Louis: Oh come the hell on.
Louis: Are you kidding me?
Zoey: What the hell was that?
Zoey: What was that?
Zoey: What the hell is that?
Zoey: What is that? [uncertain04,14]
Zoey: Did you hear that?
Zoey: Are you seeing this?
Zoey: Oh, come on. Oh no. Nonono.
Zoey: Alright, I quit. [uncertain08,09]
Zoey: Are you kidding me?
Zoey: Really?
Zoey: Oh god.

Vocal fidgets

The gestures for the Survivors scratching or stretching themselves could be related to this. No audio files or captions.

Combat

Positive

Bill: Alright!
Bill: Rock and roll!
Bill: Well oh-kay!
Bill: Oh yeah!
Francis: Well hell, alright.
Francis: Bingo.
Francis: Alright! [reactionpositive07]
Louis: Oh, okay.
Louis: Hmm hmmm.
Louis: Alright!
Louis: Sweet!
Louis: Nice! [reactionpositive11]
Zoey: Lovely! [reactionpositive07,19]
Zoey: Yeah!
Zoey: That was hot! [reactionpositive11,23]
Zoey: HAH!
Zoey: Alright!
Zoey: Okay!
Zoey: Oh yeah!
Zoey: Nice!
Zoey: Beautiful!
Zoey: Holy crap!
Zoey: AH HAH!
Bill: [noise] [positivenoise01,23]
Zoey: [laugh] [positivenoise01,10,15,20]
Zoey: [noise] [positivenoise05,11,13,16-19]

Nice

Bill: Nice!
Bill: You did good, kid.
Bill: Nice shooting, kid. [niceshooting01,04,07]
Bill: Nice shooting. [niceshooting02,05]
Bill: Good shooting. [niceshooting03,06]
Bill: That was a real kill spree, kid.
Bill: GodDAMN, you really lit 'em up!
Bill: I could used a gun hand like you in Nam.
Bill: You definitely got that killer instinct, kid.
Bill: Now THAT was some damn fine shooting.
Bill: Whoo – nice shot.
Bill: Now THAT is how you handle a weapon.
Bill: Nice shot! [niceshot12]
Francis: Alright.
Francis: Nice shootin', Tex.
Francis: Nice shootin. [niceshooting02,05]
Francis: You are takin' care of business.
Francis: Nice shootin' tex.
Francis: You're getting good with that gun.
Francis: This is gettin' fun, isn't it?
Francis: Nice shooting – keep it up.
Francis: See? I told you guns were fun.
Francis: Sheeeet, you're alright with that gun.
Francis: Damn. Leave a few for me.
Francis: Nice shot, bro. [niceshot05,06]
Francis: Nice shot! For a girl.
Francis: Nice shot! For a girl. Louis.
Louis: Wow!
Louis: Damn, nice shooting.
Louis: Man, I hope I never get on your bad side.
Louis: Nice, Zoey, nice!
Zoey: Nice shootin', Tex.
Zoey: Nice job, old man. [niceshooting10,11,13]
Zoey: Wow, you're a real terror.

Not so nice

Sarcastic lines intended as insults to bad moves from teammates, like friendly fire or triggering an alarm. Only Francis and Zoey have these (the former being more suitable for his rash attitude).

Francis: Real nice job there, Zoey.
Francis: Nice, Bill, real nice.
Francis: Real good job, Louis.
Francis: Real good work, guys.
Zoey: Nice one, Francis.
Zoey: Nice going, Bill.
Zoey: Smooth, Louis. Real smooth.
Zoey: Real good work, guys.
Zoey: Yeah, wow, pros – we're all pros here.

Hurrah

Bill: Alright!
Bill: We might just make it out of here after all.
Bill: I think we're gonna make it.
Bill: They can't stop us.
Bill: Nothing can stop us.
Bill: We are unstoppable.
Bill: YEAH!
Bill: No sweat.
Bill: Aw riiiight. [hurrah12,19]
Bill: YEAH!
Bill: OH YEAH!
Bill: Yeah, this is good.
Bill: We're gonna make it out of here.
Bill: We're doin' good.
Louis: We might just make it out of here.
Zoey: Ha, we make a good team!
Zoey: We are looking good.

Taunts

Bill: That's right! [taunt03,04]
Bill: Oh yeah! [taunt05,06]
Bill: You're goin' down!
Zoey: Die! [taunt01,27]
Zoey: How's that feel, ugly? [taunt05,36]
Zoey: OH YEAH!
Zoey: Take that!

Violence awe

Bill: Did you see that?
Francis: Whooo!
Louis: Holy crap.
Louis: Whoa.
Louis: Did you see that? [violenceawe06,11]
Louis: Whoa-ho-ho. [violenceawe07,12]
Louis: Whoa!
Zoey: Whoa. [violenceawe04,14]
Zoey: Wha-ho-ho-whoa!
Zoey: Whooo!
Zoey: Ahh!
Zoey: Oh my god!
Zoey: Whoa.
Zoey: Whoa-ho-ho.

Negative

Bill: [noise] [reactionnegative05,06,12]
Bill: Ah shit!
Bill: Son of a bitch!
Bill: Ehhhh! [in L4D2]
Francis: Hhhhhhh...
Louis: Can't be good.
Louis: Oh my god.
Zoey: This can't be happening.
Zoey: Damnit.
Zoey: Ooohhh.
Zoey: [noise] [reactionnegativespecial02,04,07,08]
Zoey: Really?

Swears

Bill: Bullshit.
Bill: Go to hell.
Bill: Bastard.
Bill: Shit shit shit. [swears13,18]
Bill: What a crock a' shit... [swear14]
Bill: Mother. Hubbard.
Bill: Shit.
Bill: Aw shiiiiiiiiit.
Francis: Son of a bitch. [swear05]
Francis: Shit. Ah shit.
Francis: Goddammit. [swear15]
Louis: Bullshit.
Louis: That is some stupid ass bullshit. [swears01,09]
Louis: Shit shit shit.
Zoey: Goddammit. [swears01,11]
Zoey: Ah shit. [ swears03,15]
Zoey: Son of a bitch. [swears04,16]
Zoey: Crap. [swears05,17]
Zoey: Shit. Ah shit. [swears07,18]
Zoey: Shitshitshit. [swears08,19]
Zoey: Bullshit.
Zoey: Dammit.

Coup de grace

Probably meant for the Special Infected responsible for death of a Survivor.

Bill: Die, bitch!
Bill: Burn in hell, you bastard!
Bill: Burn, you son of a bitch!
Bill: That was for Zoey, you son of a bitch.
Bill: That was for Francis, you son of a bitch.
Bill: That was for Louis, you son of a bitch.
Bill: Die, you bastard!
Bill: Burn in hell!
Bill: All you sick sons of bitches are gonna pay.
Bill: Bu-tee-ful!
Bill: Burn, you bastard.
Francis: Go to hell.
Francis: Burn, you vampire bitch.
Francis: Thanks for killin' our only woman.
Francis: Burn, you son of a bitch.
Francis: Stay the hell down.
Francis: Screw ALL you vampires.
Francis: Eat me, you piece of shit.
Francis: Die, you bitch.
Francis: BURN IN HELL! Burn in hell.
Francis: That was for Louis!
Francis: That was for Bill!
Francis: That was for Zoey!
Francis: That was for ME!
Francis: Screw you guys!
Louis: And stay down!
Louis: And stay down, bitch!
Louis: Burn, you bitch!
Louis: Die, bitch!
Louis: Hoody ass bitch. [in WIP intro]
Louis: Kilt your bitch ass. Bitch.
Louis: Tank bitch.
Louis: That was for Francis, bitch.
Louis: That was for Zoey, bitch.
Louis: That was for Bill, bitch.
Louis: How you like that? Funky ass bitch.
Louis: Funky smellin' bitch. [in WIP intro]
Louis: Sit yer steorid ass down, bitch. [swearcoupdegrace13,25]
Louis: Shot yer bitch ass, didn't I?
Louis: Set yer bitch ass on fire!
Louis: Punk ass bitch.
Louis: Yeah baby, Louis just shot yer bitch ass.
Louis: Your bitch ass just got shot.
Louis: Yeah, I won. Yeah, yeah.
Louis: Yeah, yeah, Louis just shot yer bitch ass.
Louis: That was for Francis.
Louis: That was for Zoey.
Louis: That was for Bill.
Zoey: Eat it, ugly.
Zoey: Go to hell.
Zoey: Get away from him, you bitch!

Infected

All warning lines except the Hunter's and Witch's go completely unused because of strange oversights in zombie class recognition.

Boomer

Bill: I hear a boomer out there.
Bill: There's a Boomer around here.
Bill: Careful, Boomer.
Bill: Watch it, Boomer in the vicinity.
Bill: Boomer around here.
Bill: Boomer nearby.
Bill: There's a Boomer trackin' us.
Bill: Boomer close by.
Bill: Boomer nearby.
Bill: Christ, there's a Boomer around here.
Bill: Dammit, Boomer nearby.
Francis: I hear a Boomer out there.
Francis: Careful, I hear a Boomer.
Francis: There's a Boomer around here.
Francis: Watch it, we got a Boomer.
Francis: Hear that Boomer? I'm gonna kill its ass.
Francis: I hear a Boomer.
Francis: Get ready for some puke fun, I hear a Boomer.
Francis: Boomer's around.
Francis: Ah shit, I hear a Boomer.
Francis: Get ready for some fun, we got a puker on our hands.
Louis: Watch your fire, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Careful, there's a Boomer around.
Louis: I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Careful, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Watch it, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Heards up, man, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Ah, man, that sounds like a Boomer.
Louis: Look out, we got a Boomer around here.
Louis: I definitely hear a Boomer.
Louis: Watch your fire, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Careful, there's a Boomer around.
Louis: I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Careful, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Watch it, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Heads up, man, I hear a Boomer.
Louis: Ah, man, that sounds like a Boomer.
Louis: Look out, we got a Boomer around here.
Louis: I definitely hear a Boomer.
Zoey: I think one of those vomit bags is around here.
Zoey: Sounds like a Boomer's around.
Zoey: Ahh a Boomer. Hear it?
Zoey: Ugh, I can hear a Boomer sloshing around.
Zoey: Ah no... I think I hear a Boomer.
Zoey: I hear a Boomer.
Zoey: Oh god, there's a Boomer around.
Zoey: Hear that Boomer?
Zoey: I think I hear a Boomer.
Zoey: Wait up, I hear a Boomer.
Zoey: Boomer, hear it?
Zoey: Ugh, yuck. Another Boomer. You hear that?
Zoey: Boomer, don't let it puke on you.

Smoker

Bill: Smoker, right around here.
Bill: There's a Smoker nearby.
Bill: We got a Smoker around here.
Bill: Heads up, Smoker somewhere around here.
Bill: Smoker right around here someplace.
Bill: Smoker. And it's close.
Bill: There's a Smoker.
Francis: Man, there's a Smoker around here.
Francis: Smell that Smoker?
Francis: Smoker. Hear it?
Francis: I hear a Smoker.
Francis: Sounds like a Smoker.
Francis: Smoker. He's gonna have to use that tongue to choke my foot out of his ass.
Francis: Sounds like a Smoker.
Louis: There's a Smoker around here.
Louis: Smoker – somewhere around here.
Louis: Careful, I smell a Smoker.
Louis: I hear a Smoker.
Louis: There's a Smoker around here.
Louis: Smoker – somewhere around here.
Louis: Careful, I smell a Smoker.
Louis: I hear a Smoker.
Zoey: There's a Smoker around here.
Zoey: Smoker. Don't get hung.
Zoey: Watch the roof tops, there's a smoker around.
Zoey: I hear a Smoker.
Zoey: Careful, Smoker.
Zoey: There's a Smoker around here.
Zoey: I know that sound – a Smoker!
Zoey: Smoker. Don't let him hang you.

Tank

Bill: Tank inbound!
Bill: Tank out there.
Bill: Watch it, Tank nearby.
Bill: Son of a bitch, a Tank.
Bill: Tank coming!
Bill: Tank around here.
Bill: Look out, Tank around here.
Bill: There's a Tank closeby.
Bill: Tank. Close.
Francis: WHOOO, WE GOT A TANK!
Francis: WE GOT A TANK!
Francis: TANK INCOMING!
Francis: TANK ON ITS WAY!
Francis: WE GOT A TANK!
Francis: Tank out there!
Francis: TANK COMING!
Francis: And that, kids, is a Tank.
Francis: Tank time, folks!
Francis: OOOOHHH SHIIIIITTTT TANK!
Francis: Watch it, a Tank!
Louis: There's a Tank out there!
Louis: Watch it, Tank!
Louis: TANK ON THE WAY!
Louis: I hear a Tank out there.
Louis: TANK COMING!
Zoey: Tank! Tank!
Zoey: TANK COMING!
Zoey: Tank out there!
Zoey: Tank heading this way!
Zoey: Ahhh! TANK!
Zoey: Aaaww crap, Tank coming!
Zoey: Oh god, oh god, TANK!
Zoey: Tank on its way!

Kill confirmations for stopping a Tank! For now, try to resist pumping lead whenever you see [Tank Death!] in the captions.

Zoey: Tank's dead.
Zoey: It's dead!
Zoey: It's dead, it's dead, it's dead!
Zoey: Tank's dead!
Zoey: Stop shooting, he's dead!

Witch

Originally, the Survivor team was meant to panic upon angering a Witch (she could've targeted any closest Survivor). Similar event is present in Left 4 Dead 2, but instead with the Survivors shouting to stop the Witch.

Bill: I got a goddam Witch on my ass! RUN!
Bill: Ah shit, she's after me!
Bill: SCATTER! WITCH! TRACKING ME!
Francis: She's coming for me!
Francis: Witch on my ass!
Francis: The WITCH IS CHASING ME!
Francis: Shit, she's coming for me!
Zoey: WITCH right behind me!
Zoey: WITCH!! Run!
Zoey: WITCH!! Run like hell! [in WIP intro]
Zoey: Go go go, it's chasing me!

Horde

Bill: Here they come! [incoming02]
Bill: Contact!
Bill: GET READY!
Bill: They're coming!
Bill: Here they come!
Francis: We got incoming!
Francis: Holy shit, incoming!
Francis: THAT is a lot of zombies.
Francis: THAT is a lot of vampires.
Francis: THAT, my friends, is a shitload of zombies.
Francis: This door ain't holdin' 'em.
Francis: They're coming through the door!
Louis: Damn!
Louis: They're coming through the door!
Louis: The door ain't holdin' em!
Zoey: They're coming through the door!
Zoey: That door isn't going to hold them!
Zoey: That door isn't going to hold them for long.
Zoey: The door, the door!
Zoey: They're coming through!
Zoey: The door!
Zoey: They're coming through that door!