This page details one or more prototype versions of The Simpsons Game (PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Wii).

This article is a work in progress.
...Well, all the articles here are, in a way. But this one moreso, and the article may contain incomplete information and editor's notes.

To do:

Early and unused graphics.
Early voicelines and sounds (tons of TTS placeholders).
Debugging.
Early Cliches.

July 6, 2007 (Wii)

Title screen

A build of The Simpsons Game for the Nintendo Wii was found and recovered from an EA RVT-H hard drive. It is dated July 6, 2007, which is around 3 months before final. Some aspects of this build are closer to the colloquially called New Generation (PlayStation 3, Xbox 360) version, and some are closer to the final Old Generation version, which means comparisons in this page will be drawn towards both releases. There are plenty of things to unpack here.

Sub-Pages

Early Music

Level Differences

Early Voicelines
Text-to-Speech Galore!

General Differences

Debug Screen

This build by default loads into a debug screen, letting you choose whether you want to "Enable proper menu flow" or not. Choosing No Way will proceed you into a 2nd debug screen, which allows selecting a level to load on the spot.

Controls

Switch Characters
Proto	Final
Plus Button	C Button

Power Attack
Proto	Final
B Button, B Button, Shake Wiimote	Shake Wiimote and Nunchuck

Homerball Dash/Slam
Proto	Final
B Button/Shake Wiimote	Shake Wiimote

Helium Homer Boost
Proto	Final
B Button/Shake Wiimote	Shake Wiimote

Activate/Exit Homerball
Proto	Final
C Button	Minus Button

Activate/Exit Gummi Homer
Proto	Final
Shake Nunchuck	Plus Button

Bartman Grappling Hook
Proto	Final
Shake Nunchuck	Shake Wiimote

Special Challenges

When selecting levels in the Episode Replay there's an extra option to do a special challenge, (which was present in the New-Gen version but not in the final Old-Gen version) but it just loads the level like normal.

Extras

In the Extras Menu there are 2 cut options, "Stats" and "Interiors". Only "Interiors" can be selected and shows location interiors that are also seen in the PS3/Xbox 360 version.

Berserk Mode

This needs some investigation.
Discuss ideas and findings on the talk page.
Specifically: Find out if Bart can actually do this ability.

If you have enough power, you can do an ability not seen in the final called "Berserk Mode" which doubles your attack power for a short while. For some reason Bart is the only character that doesn't have this ability.

Homer	Lisa

Marge

Early Text

Menus and Prompts

Episode Replay
String Label	Early String	Final String
MENU_TITLE_EPISODESELECT	Episode Select	Episode Replay
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_LOC	Land of Chocolate	The Land of Chocolate
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_BMB	BartMan Begins	Bartman Begins
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_80B	Around the world in 80 bytes	Around The World in 80 Bites
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_TREE	The TreeHugger	Lisa the Tree Hugger
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_CHEATER	Cheater Cheater	Enter the Cheatrix
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_DOD	Day of the Dolphins	The Day of the Dolphin
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_DSSS	The day Springfield stood still	Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_BSHFF	Big Super Happy Fun Fun	Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_RHYMES	Rhymes with Complaining	Five Characters in Search of an Author
MENU_EPISODE_NAME_MEETPLAYER	Meet Thy Player	Game Over

Interiors
String Label	Early String	Final String
MENU_INTERIOR_MOES_TAVERN	Moes' Tavern	Moe's Tavern
MENU_INTERIOR_QUIK_E_MART	Kwik-E-Mart	Quik E Mart

Wii
String Label	Early String	Final String
wii_file_corrupt	The file is corrupted. Would you like to delete the corrupted file?	This file cannot be used because the data is corrupted.
wii_deleted_corrupted_files	Deleted corrupted files.	Delete all saved game data
wii_insufficient_space	There is insufficient free space in the Wii system memory. Move the files to an SD Card or delete files to prepare X blocks of free space.	There is not enough available space in Wii system memory. Create 7 blocks of free space either by moving data to an SD Card or deleting data in the Data Management screen.
wii_insufficient_inodes	There is insufficient free entries in the Wii system memory. Moves the files to an SD Card or delete files.	There is not enough available space in Wii system memory. Either move data to an SD Card or delete data on the Data Management screen.
wii_nand_maxfiles	There are no more available entries in the Wii system memory. Please follow the instructions in the Wii Operations Manual	There is no more available space in the Wii System Memory. Refer to the Wii Operations Manual for further information.
wii_return_to_wii_menu	Return to the Wii Menu Screen	Return to the Wii Menu

Global

String Label	Early String	Final String
global_tut_02	Press [Z] near knocked down Buddies to revive them.	Press [A] near knocked down Buddies to revive them.
global_tut_03	If both characters are knocked out, they will be returned to the most recent Check Point.	If both characters lose all health, they will be returned to the most recent check point.
global_tut_06	You earned a trophy! Earn more trophies to increase all of your family's Power Meters.	You earned a trophy! View your Trophies in the Simpson's House

Episodes

The Land of Chocolate

String Label	Early String	Final String
loc_tut_01	New Objective! When you see this icon, press [2] to bring up your Objectives Screen.	New Objective! When you see this icon, press [1] to bring up your Things To Do List.
loc_tut_02	Press [A] to Jump. Press [A] again while in the air to perform a Double Jump.	Press [A] again while in the air to perform a Double Jump.
loc_tut_03	Completed Objective! Press [2] to bring up your Objectives Screen.	Objective Completed! Press [1] to bring up your Things To Do List.
loc_tut_04	Use [Dpad] to look around.	Use [Dpad] to look around. Tap [Z] to reset the camera.
loc_tut_07	Find all Collectibles in an Episode to unlock Trophies.	All Episodes have hidden collectibles. Find them all to earn trophies.
loc_tut_08	View your Trophies in the Simpsons House	View your Trophies in the Simpson's House.
loc_tut_09	Destroy the Marge Fountains to stop Enemies from Re-appearing	Destroy the Marge fountain to stop enemies from re-appearing.
loc_tut_11	Press [B, B, Remote Up] to perform a Power Combo.	When you have enough Power, perform the gesture shown on screen to perform a Power Attack.
loc_tut_12	Hold [C] and move [Stick Right] to Transform into Homer Ball.	Press [-] to transform into Homer Ball.

Bartman Begins

String Label	Early String	Final String
bmb_tut_01	Press [C] to fire Bart's Slingshot.	Press [B] to fire Bart's slingshot.
bmb_tut_03	Bart can glide! Jump, then Press and hold [B] while in the Air to open Bartman's Cape.	Bart can glide! Press and hold [A] while in the air to open Bartman's cape.
bmb_tut_05	Bartman can Climb certain Wall Surfaces.	Look for certain wall surfaces that Bart can climb.
bmb_tut_06	Remember: Use your Buddy to Solve Puzzles. Use [-] or [+] to switch characters.	Remember: Use your buddy to solve puzzles. Press [C] to switch characters.
bmb_tut_07	Use Bartman's Cape over updrafts to gain height!	Bart can ride updrafts. Press and hold [A] while in the air to open Bartman's cape.
bmb_tut_08	Press Forward on [Stick] to move Bartman along Zip Lines.	Move [Stick] up to move Bartman along wires.
bmb_tut_09	Press Left or Right on [Stick] to change directions.	Move Left or Right on [Stick] to change directions.
bmb_tut_10	Press [A] to drop Bartman from Zip Lines.	Press [Stick] to drop Bartman from wires.
bmb_tut_11	Collect Ammo Pick Ups to increase the range and damage of Bart's slingshot.	Collect ammo pickups to increase the damage of Bart's slingshot.
bmb_tut_13	Lock on to Targets and Enemies by Pressing [Z], and switch targets by tapping [Z].	Hold [Z] to lock onto targets. Switch targets by moving [Dpad] left or right while locked on.
bmb_tut_14	Press [B, B, A] to perform a Jump Kick Combo.	When you have enough Power, press [B] [B] [A] to perform a Power Combo.
bmb_tut_15	Shoot Targets to Move Kearney Through The Display.	Shoot targets to frighten Kearney through the diorama.

Around the World in 80 Bites

String Label	Early String	Final String
80b_tut_02	Hold [C] and move [Stick Right] to turn into Homer Ball. Use [Nunchuk] to roll Homer Ball around.	Press [-] to turn into Homer Ball. Move [Stick] to roll Homer Ball around.
80b_tut_04	To perform a Homer Slam, Gesture [Remote Down] while in the air.	To perform a Homer Ball Slam, perform the gesture on screen while in the air.
80b_tut_05	To perform a Homer Burst, Press [B] while on the ground.	Perform the gesture on screen while on the ground as Homer for a Homer Ball Burst.

Lisa the Treehugger

String Label	Early String	Final String
tre_tut_01	Lisa can stun enemies with her saxophone, Press [C] to play it.	Lisa can stun enemies with her saxophone. Perform the gesture on screen to play it.
tre_tut_02	Lisa can levitate objects. Look for special Ports to access Lisa's Hand of Buddha.	Lisa can levitate objects. Look for special meditation ports to access Lisa's Hand of Buddha.
tre_tut_03	Press and hold [B] and Gesture [Remote Up] to levitate objects. Release [B] to drop them.	Hold [B] to levitate objects. Release [B] to drop them.

Mob Rules

String Label	Early String	Final String
mob_tut_01	Marge can Gather Mob Members. Press [C] to recruit nearby citizens.	Marge can gather a mob. Perform the gesture on screen to recruit nearby citizens.
mob_tut_02	Marge can command her Mob to destroy Objects. Press [Z] to target objects with Marge.	Marge can command her mob to attack objects.
mob_tut_03	Hold [A] and gesture [Remote Up] while locked on to send a Mob Member to your target.	Hold [Z] to target objects with Marge and perform the gesture on screen to command a member of the mob.
mob_tut_04	To send more Mob Members to your target, hold [A] and gesture [Remote Up] again.	To send more mob members to the target, perform the gesture on screen again.
mob_tut_07	To speed the recovery of knocked-out mob members, approach and press [Z].	To revive knocked-out mob members, approach and press [A].
mob_tut_10	Marge can command her Mob to Build Objects.	Marge can command her mob to build things.

Enter the Cheatrix

String Label	Early String	Final String
ccp_tut_02	Gesture [Remote Vertical to Down] as Bart to hook onto indicated Grapple Points.	Perform the gesture shown on screen as Bart to hook onto indicated grapple points when in range.
ccp_tut_04	You have unlocked Lisa's Buddha Flick! Send foes flying with Lisa's Hand of Buddha	Lisa Upgrade! You have unlocked Lisa's Buddha Smash! Send foes flying with Lisa's Hand of Buddha.
ccp_tut_05	Gesture [Remote Left/Right] over enemies to flick them.	Perform the gesture shown on screen over enemies to smash them.

Shadow of the Colossal Donut

String Label	Early String	Final String
scd_tut_02	Gesture [Remote Up to Down] repeatedly to gain Elevation.	Press [A] repeatedly to gain altitude.
scd_tut_03	Tap [B] to perform a Helium Burst.	Perform the gesture shown on screen to Helium Burst forward.

Game Engine

String Label	Early String	Final String
geh_tut_02	You must talk to Frink before this episode is available	Episode not available until the Simpsons have received their upgrades from Professor Frink.
geh_tut_03	Homer Upgrade! You have unlocked Gummi Homer! Shoot Gummi Blobs at enemies!	Homer Upgrade! You have unlocked Gummi Homer! Shoot Gummi Grenades at enemies!
geh_tut_05	Hold [C] and move [Stick Left] to become Gummi Homer	Press [+] to become Gummi Homer.
geh_tut_06	Tap [B] to shoot Gummi Blobs.	Press [B] to shoot Gummi Grenades.
geh_tut_07	Hold [B] to do a Gummi Blast.	Perform the gesture shown on screen to do a Gummi Blast.
geh_tut_10	Hold [A] and gesture [Remote Down] to cast Lightning at Enemies.	Perform the gesture shown on screen to strike enemies with Buddha Lightning.

Objectives

The Land of Chocolate

String Label	Early String	Final String
loc_obj_01	Follow the white rabbit	Follow the White Rabbit through the village
loc_obj_02	Destroy the Marge Fountains	Destroy the Marge Fountain
loc_obj_03	Climb the Cake and Eat the White Rabbit	Climb the cake and eat the White Rabbit
loc_obj_04	Use Homerball to defeat the chocolate rabbits	Use Homer Ball to defeat the chocolate bunnies

Bartman Begins

String Label	Early String	Final String
bmb_obj_03	Drop the dinosaur on Dolph	Drop the dinosaur bones on Dolph
bmb_obj_04	Lure Kearney Through the Diorama	Frighten Kearney through the diorama

Around the World in 80 Bites

String Label	Early String	Final String
80b_obj_01	Find and smash the super-sized taco	Find and smash the super taco
80b_obj_02	Find a way to open the door to Scotland	N/A
80b_obj_03	Find and smash the super-sized meatball	N/A
80b_obj_04	Find and smash the super-sized burger	Destroy the Statue of Liberty and smash the super burger

Lisa the Treehugger

String Label	Early String	Final String
tre_obj_01	Re-attach the tree stumps!	Enter the Auntie Nature logging operation
tre_obj_02	Sabotage the log conveyor	Dismantle the logging machinery
tre_obj_03	Use the giant barrels to destroy the log dispenser	Find a way to the river
tre_obj_04	Get Lisa across the river	Open the floodgates

Subtitles

Global

The Land of Chocolate

String Label	Early String	Final String
chcb_xxx_0005bd1	Your backfat is sweating!	Ha, Your back fat is sweating!
homr_xxx_0000aea	Who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?	Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?
homr_xxx_0000aeb	(EXCITED) Sugar rush!	Mmm, sugar rush!
homr_xxx_0000aec	(EXHAUSTED) Sugar crash...	Sugar crash...
homr_xxx_0000aee	(ORGASMIC) Yes! Yes! Yes!	Yes! Yes! Yes!
homr_xxx_0000af8	(MURDEROUS) I want to pat the bunny!	I want to pat the bunny!
homr_xxx_0000af9	You're going to get such an eating!	Oh, you're going to get such an eating!
homr_xxx_0000afd	I'm gonna lick you all over!	Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!
homr_xxx_0000b0a	(AMUSED) You don't even bleed!	You don't even bleed!
homr_xxx_0003e67	I'm so buying a summer home here!	I am so buying a summer home here!
homr_xxx_0003e6b	(WORRIED) I hope I don't stain my clothes.	I hope I don't stain my clothes.
homr_xxx_0003e6d	(SCARED) I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.	I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.
wchr_xxx_0000b33	I've never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping.	Haha, I've never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping.

Bartman Begins

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_0000848	(a la, Ali) I am the greatest!	I am the greatest!
bart_xxx_0000854	(frightened) Holy Shakira, that thing's creepy!	Holy Shakira, that thing's creepy!
bart_xxx_0000855	(screams) Frankenstein's bones!	Ehhhh, Frankenstein's bones!
bart_xxx_0000857	(to Homer) With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!	With my courage and your ability to be fat and stand in place, we can do anything!
bart_xxx_0000858	(to Homer) That you've been hanging out down here both weirds me out and makes me jealous.	That you've been hanging out down here both weirds me out and makes me jealous.
bart_xxx_000085a	Cool! I'm lurking around in a cave, just like a real bat...I mean Bart. I hope DC didn't hear that.	Cool! I'm lurking around in a cave, just like the real Batman...I mean Bartman. I hope DC didn't hear that.
bart_xxx_0000867	Whoah! I feel like magma!	Whoa! I feel like magma!
bart_xxx_000087c	(a la Hal from "2001") I'm sorry, Jimbo. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.	I'm sorry, Jimbo. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
bart_xxx_0004acf	(a la Salah) Theyre digging in the right place!	They're digging in the right place!
homr_xxx_0000889	(laughs stupidly) Funny man go boom.	(LAUGHS) Funny man go boom.
homr_xxx_000088b	(jealous) I wish I could lie down.	I wish I could lie down.
homr_xxx_0000892	(disappointed) I had twenty bucks on the guard.	Aww, I had twenty bucks on the guard.
homr_xxx_0000894	(teary) They become deadly fighting machines so fast.	They become deadly fighting machines so fast.
homr_xxx_00008a3	(disappointed) Oh, why does Bart always get the sexy platforms?	Oh, why does Bart always get the sexy platforms?
homr_xxx_00008b5	(to Bart) Maybe don't tell your Mom about the cave and the swimsuit magazines. The bats are okay, though.	Uhh, maybe don't tell your Mom about the cave and the swimsuit magazines. The bats are okay, though.
homr_xxx_00008bd	Bart looks as graceful as Mikhail Baryshnikov!	Bart looks like a graceful Mikhail Baryshnikov!
homr_xxx_00008c2	Way to go, Bart! (threatening) But don't show me up!	Way to go, Bart! But don't show me up!
homr_xxx_00015ad	This requires trying, better leave it for Bart.	Hmm, this requires trying, better leave it to Bart.
homr_xxx_00015ae	(whiny) Bart, you deal with the slidy shelves! I don't wanna!	Bart, you deal with the slidy shelves! I don't wanna!
homr_xxx_00015b0	(dawning realization) When I step on these things, I go down. I'm a freaking genius!	When I step on these things, I go down. I'm a freaking genius!
homr_xxx_0004ad3	I wonder who invented this place; probably Einstein.	Hey, I wonder who invented this place; probably Einstein.
krny_xxx_00008e0	(emotional) This moat reminds me of the gap between me and my son.	This moat reminds me of the gap between me and my son.
krny_xxx_00008e2	(frightened caveman grunts)	Ooh ooh Ah aah ahh hah!
krny_xxx_00008e3	(terrified) What a fascinating slice of life!	What a fascinating slice of life!
krny_xxx_00008e5	(nostalgic) You never see fathers and sons getting their butts kicked together anymore.	Ah, you never see fathers and sons getting their butts kicked together anymore.
mgwg_xxx_00015b7	If it weren't for my damned vertigo, I'd climb up there after you!	I'd climb up there after you if it weren't for my damn vertigo!
mvfe_xxx_000091c	(angry female voice) And woman!	And woman!
mvma_xxx_0000917	Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man!	Welcome to Springfield Museum's History of Man! And woman!... and woman.
mvma_xxx_0000918	(male voice again, grudging) And woman.	And woman.

Around the World in 80 Bites

String Label	Early String	Final String
barn_xxx_00000ad	I will crush you like a... (GIANT BELCH)	I will crush you like a... (BURPS)
barn_xxx_000020f	Ow! (BELCH)	Oww! (BURPS)
barn_xxx_0000216	Why is that french fry wearing a cape?	Hey, why is that French fry wearing a cape?
barn_xxx_0003ccd	Homer -- have you lost weight?	Homer, have you lost weight?
barn_xxx_0003cce	Help -- an angry round Homer!	Help! An angry round Homer!
barn_xxx_0003ccf	Bart's in a costume! Happy Halloween Bart!	Hey, Bart's in a costume! Happy Halloween Bart!
bart_xxx_00000b4	(CONCERNED) You're a little too good at this, Dad.	You're a little too good at this, Dad.
bart_xxx_00002e1	(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGH)	ha ha ha ha ha ha hah
bart_xxx_0000e5b	(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGH)	ha ha ha ha hah
bart_xxx_0003d01	Ah Mexico -- where the mice are speedy and the food is delicious!	Ah Mexico -- where the mice are speedy and the food is delicioso!
bart_xxx_0003d01	Settle Down, Homer! My Bartman sense tells me there's plenty of food in those piñatas! (DEFENSIVE) That's right, I have a Bartman sense!	Settle Down, Homer! My Bartman sense tells me there’s plenty of food in those piñatas! That’s right, I have a Bartman sense!
bumb_xxx_0000246	Su boca parece perezosa. (Subtitle: Your mouth looks lazy.)	Su boca parece perezosa.
bumb_xxx_0000247	Usted se inclinara como mis antennas cuando usted pierde. (Subtitle: You will droop like my antennae when you lose.)	Usted se inclinara como mis antennas cuando usted pierde.
bumb_xxx_0000248	Somos igualmente gordos.(Subtitle: We are equally fat.)	Somos igualmente gordos.
bumb_xxx_0000249	Dios mio!	Ay, Dios mio!
bumb_xxx_000024b	ÁMi aguijón! (Subtitle: My stinger!)	ÁMi aguijón!
bumb_xxx_000024c	Mucho boo-boo!	Ay, mucho boo-boo!
bumb_xxx_000024f	Zorro ha venido a salvarme! (Subtitle: Zorro has come to save me!)	Zorro ha venido a salvarme!
bumb_xxx_0000251	Delicioso!	Mmm, delicioso!
bumb_xxx_0000254	Mucho gusto!	Mmm, mucho gusto!
bumb_xxx_0000258	Perdoneme!	Oh, perdoneme!
cbgy_xxx_0000241	Personal space!	Umm, personal space!
cbgy_xxx_0003cd9	Simpson's fatter than me -- and that's fat!	Ooh, Simpson is fatter than me -- that's fat!
cbgy_xxx_0003cdd	Don't bump me -- I'll sue!	Do not bump me, I will sue!
cwig_xxx_000028e	So much better than Sara's cooking.	Mmm, so much better than Sara's cooking.
cwig_xxx_000028f	I really am a pig.	Ahh, I really am a pig.
cwig_xxx_0000292	Keep in mind, I'm armed!	Hey, keep in mind, I'm armed!
cwig_xxx_0003cf5	A masked vigilante! Less work for me!	Great, a masked vigilante! Less work for me!
cwig_xxx_0003cf8	Pardon my gun!	Heh, pardon my gun!
dman_xxx_0000298	The unthinkable has happened here, a Super Food has fallen!	The unthinkable has happened here, a super food has fallen!
dman_xxx_0000299	(DISCLAIMER) Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.	Duff is not responsible for contestants turning into balls.
dman_xxx_000029a	A moment of silence for the Super Taco. (BEAT) Oh, yeah!	A moment of silence for the Super Taco. Oh, yeah!
dman_xxx_00002a2	The carnage on the eating floor is truly overwhelming-- (BARFS, THEN WEAK) Oh, yeah...	The carnage on the eating floor is truly overwhelming...oh, yeah...
dman_xxx_00002a6	(CONCERNED) Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?	Is it bad if one of your thumbs is bigger than the other?
dman_xxx_00002a8	If Duffman had stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here. (SIGHS, WISTFUL) Oh, yeah...	If Duffman had stayed in school, Duffman would be far, far away from here. Oh, yeah...
dman_xxx_00002ad	On your mark, get set, chow!!	Chow!!
homr_xxx_00002af	(PLEASED) Keep it up boy... (MURDEROUS) Or else.	Keep it up boy...or else.
homr_xxx_00002b0	Atta boy, Burt! (CORRECTING QUICKLY) I mean Bart!	Atta boy, Burt! I mean Bart!
homr_xxx_00002b2	Win my love, Bart! (ANGRY) Win it!	Win my love, Bart Win it!
homr_xxx_00002c0	Don't hurt me when you get up.	Hey, don't hurt me when you get up
homr_xxx_00002c9	Ooh, China -- that's where they invented ice cream!	Ooh, China, that's where they invented ice cream!
homr_xxx_00002ce	Atsa spicy meatball!	Hey, that's-a spicy meatball!
otto_xxx_0000277	You're stepping on my eating solo!	Hey, you're stepping on my eating solo!
otto_xxx_0003ceb	Homer's so big -- this better be a hallucination!	Homer's so big. Whoa, this better be a hallucination!
otto_xxx_0003cec	Homer's fatter than the pink floyd pig!	Homer's fatter than the Pink Floyd pig!
otto_xxx_0003ced	Look -- it's Batman but it's Bart!	Whoa, it's Batman but it's Bart!
otto_xxx_0003cef	I am a Golden God -- so move!	I am a Golden God, so move!
wili_xxx_0003cd0	Ach! Simpson's more bloated than a dead sheep!	Ugh! Simpson's more bloated than a dead sheep!
wili_xxx_0003cd1	Homer's a giant yellow superball -- and willie hates superballs!	Homer's a great giant superball -- and willie hates superballs!
wili_xxx_0003cd5	You tore my kilt!	Ya tore my kilt!
wili_xxx_0003cd7	Pardon my beard!	Ooh, pardon my beard!
wili_xxx_0005b15	("FREEDOM!") SCREW YOU!!!	Screw you!

Lisa the Treehugger

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_00003c8	Not bad for a girl.	Not bad, for a girl.
bart_xxx_00003d4	(SINGSONG) Warriors, come out and play.	Warriors, come out and play.
bart_xxx_00003e2	(DERISIVE NOISE) This is just like that game my mom likes.	This is just like that game my mom likes.
lg01_xxx_00003e8	(LOUD "GRRRR")	Arrrgh!
lg01_xxx_00003f1	Oof, I hate physical pain.	God, I hate physical pain.
lg01_xxx_00003f3	What about my pension plan? (Thanks for this one.)	What about my pension plan?
lg01_xxx_00003fc	Feels good knowing we're destroyin' the Earth for future generations.	Ha, feels good knowing we're destroyin' the Earth for future generations.
lg01_xxx_0000401	So what is the difference between flan and crème brûlée?	So what's the difference between flan and crème brûlée?
lg01_xxx_0000402	My wife and I certainly did some logging last night. (LASCIVIOUS)	My wife and I certainly did some logging last night, hahaha.
lg02_xxx_000041f	(INDIGNANT): I cannot believe you just asked me that.	I cannot believe you just asked me that.
lg02_xxx_0000407	(GIANT ARGGH!)	yarrgghhhh!
lg02_xxx_0000413	(SORROWFUL WEEPING)	ahh ha ha ha ha ha
lg02_xxx_0000421	(SUPER ENTHUSIASTIC): I do! I do!	I do! I do!
lisa_xxx_00003a9	And now to defend a defenseless planet...	And now to defend a defenseless planet!
lisa_xxx_00003c1	(FRENCH) Formidable!	Formidable!
lisa_xxx_00003c4	(GASPS) My poor leafy friends!	Ah, my poor leafy friends!
lisa_xxx_00003c5	(GULPS) Now that looks scary.	Now that looks scary!
lisa_xxx_00003c6	Now that's original. (VERY DRY)	Well that's original.
lisa_xxx_0000934	Bart, you kicked the sap out of that guy!	You kicked the sap out of that guy!
lisa_xxx_0000935	You made them look like... (mocking) Weeping Willows!	You made them look like weeping willows!
lisa_xxx_0000938	(battle cry) Timber!	Timber!
lnny_xxx_0004ebc	Goodbye everyone! Especially Carl!	Goodbye cruel world, and Carl! Oh!

Mob Rules

String Label	Early String	Final String
apux_xxx_00047ce	(threatening) Looks like it's time for me to arrange a funeral.	Looks like it's time for me to arrange a funeral.
apux_xxx_00047d4	("say uncle") Say Ganeesh!	Say Ganeesh!
apux_xxx_00047d5	I will destroy it, but it will just come back as something else.	I will destroy it, but it will come back as something else.
apux_xxx_00047d7	(attack yell)	Hyaaah!
apux_xxx_00047df	I would like to get home in time for Sportscenter.	I would like to get home in time for SportsCenter.
apux_xxx_00047e0	I'm using up a year's worth of breaks at the Kwik-E-Mart.	I am using up a year's worth of breaks at the Kwik-E-Mart.
apux_xxx_00047e1	Great success!	Oh, great success!
apux_xxx_00047e2	(like the famous soccer announcer) Gooooaaaaal! We reached our goooaaaal!	Gooooaaaaal! We reached our goooaaaal!
askn_xxx_00047bc	(attack yell)	Yaaah yah ha!
askn_xxx_00047bd	(pleased) So relaxing.	So relaxing.
askn_xxx_00047bf	(proud) I had elicit relations with Frank Lloyd Wright.	I had illicit relations with Frank Lloyd Wright.
barn_xxx_00047e6	I'll join, but I'll have to pay the initiation fee with scrap metal.	I'll join if I can pay the initiation fee in scrap metal.
barn_xxx_00047e7	(emotional) I wish Mom could see me now.	I wish my mom could see me now.
barn_xxx_00047ef	I'll wreck it! (sad) I wreck everything.	I'll wreck it! I wreck everything.
barn_xxx_00047f2	(attack yell)	Yeaaaagh!
barn_xxx_00047fd	I'm finally a winner! (belch)	I'm finally a winner!
barn_xxx_00047fe	(disappointed) I thought everything would stop spinning if we did it.	I thought everything would stop spinning if we did it.
barn_xxx_0004800	That's what I'm talking about! (then) What was I talking about?	That's what I'm talking about! What was I talking about?
carl_xxx_0004826	I'm not Eddie!	I am not Eddie!
carl_xxx_0004827	Don't judge my race on this!	Please don't judge my race on this!
carl_xxx_000482a	Shaft!	Shaft! Ha!
carl_xxx_000482d	Consider it done. (cocky) You're talking to Carl, here.	Consider it done. You're talking to Carl, here.
carl_xxx_000482e	(attack yell)	Hiyaah!
carl_xxx_0004831	It's like I say to Lenny, why don't we build on what we have?	Eh, it's like I say to Lenny, why don't we build on what we have?
carl_xxx_0004832	Will do. I'm the son of the next-door neighbor to a carpenter.	Will do. I'm the son of a next-door neighbor to a carpenter.
carl_xxx_0004834	(annoyed) I'll wait right here, Miss Daisy - I mean, Marge.	Yeah, I'll wait right here, Miss Daisy - I mean, Marge.
carl_xxx_0004837	(bitchy) Some of us have pilates in the morning.	Uh, some of us have pilates in the morning.
carl_xxx_0004838	I love validation!	Yes, I love validation!
carl_xxx_0004839	Carl's in the house!	Carl is in the house!
carl_xxx_000483a	That's Carl Carlson's way!	And that is Carl Carlson's way!
clet_xxx_000483c	(touched) Aw ...I feel like that Cinder-fella must'a.	Aw ...I feel like that Cinder-fella must'a.
clet_xxx_000483d	Sure... as long 'un you don't have no minimum teeth requirement.	As long as you don't have no minimum teeth requirement.
clet_xxx_000483f	Like them hippies like to say, "Go ahead, make my day."	Like them hippies say, "Go ahead, make my day."
clet_xxx_0004842	You're not from around here, are you?	You ain't from around here, are ya?
clet_xxx_0004847	Yes, ma'am lady.	Yes'm, ma'am lady.
clet_xxx_000484a	(attack yell)	Heyeaaah!
clet_xxx_000484b	(confused sounds)	Whuh?
clet_xxx_000484c	Fer the love of possum...	Oh, fer the love of possum...
clet_xxx_000484f	I'm a fixin' to fix that.	Yeah, I'm a fixin' to fix that.
clet_xxx_0004851	(sneezes)	Ah-choo!
clet_xxx_0004854	I can't tell no time, but I'd approxmillate we done been here six months.	I can't tell no time, but I'd approxmillate we gonna be done been here six months.
clet_xxx_0004855	Brandine's a gonna kill me if I don't git home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.	Uh, Brandine's gonna kill me if I don't git home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.
clet_xxx_0004856	Yokel power!	Yes! Yokel power!
clet_xxx_0004858	We done did it!	Woo! We done it!
clet_xxx_000485a	(joyous) I feel just like Larry the Cable Guy!	I feel just like Larry the Cable Guy!
cwig_xxx_0000df0	You can't come back here because...um...there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, that's it.	Uh, you can't come back here because, uh, there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah that's it.
cwig_xxx_0000df1	You can't come back here, but that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here because that's just crazy.	You can't come back here, uh, but that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here because, well that's just crazy.
cwig_xxx_0000df2	(defensive) I'm just supervising from back here, okay?	I'm just supervising from back here, okay?
edie_xxx_0000dfe	(sarcastic) Yeah, you're cool enough to come back here.	Yeah, you're cool enough to come back here.
frin_xxx_0004956	You're lucky to have me in your mob. I have a PhD from Devry.	Uh yes, you're lucky to have me in your mob. I have a PhD from DeVry.
frin_xxx_0004957	Feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob. Don't kill me.	Ah, feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob. But don't kill me.
frin_xxx_0004958	I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and slapping.	I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and a good deal of slapping.
frin_xxx_0004959	(angry Frink noise)	Oh for glavin out loud...
frin_xxx_000495d	Don't hurt me!	Please don't hurt me!
frin_xxx_000495e	If I'd known there was going to be destruction, I would have worn my robot arms.	Oh, if I'd known there was going to be destruction, I would have worn my robot arms. G-hey.
frin_xxx_0004960	(attack yell)	Attacking!
frin_xxx_0004961	Intelligent design!	Ha, intelligent design!
frin_xxx_0004962	Hunk of junk!	Stupid hunk of junk!
frin_xxx_0004963	I'll put it together with the gluing and the nailing.	I'll put it together with the gluing and the nailing and the sander...
frin_xxx_0004966	Very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain.	Ah, very well. While I wait, I'll calculate something important in my brain. There it is.
frin_xxx_0004967	(insulted) I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.	Uh, I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.
frin_xxx_0004968	My wife's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the how was your day, dear?!	My robot's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the how was your day, dear?!
frin_xxx_000496a	The serotonin in my brain means I'm happy!	The serotonin in my brain means I am happy!
frin_xxx_000496b	(pleased Frink noise)	Ah, well, glavin-glee.
frin_xxx_000496c	Who's the nerd now?! (dorky laugh)	Well, who's the nerd now?! bwahahahavin.
grmp_xxx_0004891	I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?	Since I'm president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?
grmp_xxx_0004895	I want to be young again!	I wanna be young again!
grmp_xxx_00048a0	(attack yell)	Yaaah!
grmp_xxx_00048a5	(snoring, followed by waking up)	Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.
jany_xxx_0000e1a	(whispers) I think my game likes me.	I think my game likes me.
jany_xxx_0000e22	We want violence!	We want violence! We want violence! We want violence!
jany_xxx_0000e23	No supervision!	No supervision! No supervision!
jany_xxx_0000e24	Not the boss of us!	Not the boss of us! Not the boss of us!
jany_xxx_0000e25	What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now!	What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now! What do we want? Violence! When do we want it? Now!
jany_xxx_0000e26	"V" for violence!	V for violence! "V" for violence! "V" for violence!
jany_xxx_0000e27	Anarchy always! Naps never!	Anarchy always! Naps never! Anarchy always! Naps never!
jany_xxx_0000e28	All we are saying, is give vice a chance!	All we are saying, is give vice a chance! All we are saying, is give vice a chance!
jany_xxx_0000e29	A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!	A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste! A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!
jany_xxx_0005b2b	I wanna marry Steve Wiebe. (WEEBE)	I wanna marry Steve Wiebe.
jhib_xxx_0004861	(chuckles)	He he he he he.
jhib_xxx_0004864	What hippocratic oath?!	What Hippocratic oath?
jhib_xxx_0004865	(murderous) The doctor is in!	The doctor is in!
jhib_xxx_0004869	(attack yell)	Aaaaah!
jhib_xxx_0004871	While I wait, I'd like to discuss the importance of diet. (then) Screw it - everything's bad for you.	While I wait, I'd like to discuss the importance of diet. Oh screw it - everything's bad for you.
jhib_xxx_0004872	(stressed) If I miss any appointments, I have to charge myself.	If I miss any appointments, I have to charge myself.
jhib_xxx_0004873	Wasting our time is no laughing matter. (stifles chuckle)	Wasting our time is no laughing matter. He he, ahem.
jmbo_xxx_0004773	(worried) You can still get a good job if you don't finish school, right?	You can still get a good job if you don't finish school, right?
jmbo_xxx_0004774	I spent all my food money on this game. (sighs) At least dreaming is free.	I spent all my food money on this game. Huh, At least dreaming is free.
kbmn_xxx_00048d8	(attack yell)	Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
kbmn_xxx_00048e6	(a la "Cubs win! Cubs win!") Mob wins! Mob wins!	Mob wins! Mob wins!
krab_xxx_0004883	(attack yell)	Haaah!
krab_xxx_0004886	I usually hate arts and crafts.	Oh, I usually hate arts and crafts.
krus_xxx_00048f5	(attack yell)	Gaaaah!
krus_xxx_00048fa	(sings) "Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel..."	Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
krus_xxx_00048fb	I'm not too good to wait - unlike those gay Cirque du Soleil clowns.	I'm not too good to wait - unlike those French Canadian Cirque du Soleil clowns.
krus_xxx_00048fd	Could we get a move on? I'm auditioning to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts in the next Potter movie.	Uh, could we get a move on? I'm auditioning to play the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in the next Potter movie.
krus_xxx_00048fe	Does this count as community service? (shocked/super pissed) No?!	Does this count as community service? No?!
krus_xxx_0004903	In your face, McDonald!	In your face, Ronald McDonald!
lisa_xxx_0000dcc	Please don't put this on my permanent record!	Don't put this on my permanent record!
lisa_xxx_0000dc0	Mom, you're as tough as Hilary, but more likeable!	You're as tough as Hilary, but more likeable!
lisa_xxx_0005b26	It's a logo! For a... (DISGUSTED) corporation!	It's a logo! For a corporation!
ljoy_xxx_000497c	(attack yell)	Aaaaaaaah!
ljoy_xxx_000497d	(evil laugh)	Mua ha ha ha.
ljoy_xxx_0004980	I prefer to have my flock do the heavy lifting, but what the hell.	I prefer to have my flock do the lifting, but what the hell.
ljoy_xxx_0004983	Yeah, I'll wait. Patience is a virtue, yada, yada, yada...	Yes, I'll wait. Patience is a virtue, yada, yada, yada.
lnny_xxx_0004911	(attack yell)	Aaaaaah!
lnny_xxx_0004919	I'll wait, but I swear I won't... (tearing up) cry. (cries a little) Damn it.	I'll wait, but I swear I won't cry. Damn it.
loux_xxx_0000dfc	I'd like to let you back here... (whispers) but my boss is kind of a jerk.	Uh, I'd like to let you back here, but uh, but my boss is, uh, kind of a jerk.
marg_xxx_0000d87	I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.	Oh, I've had tougher struggles with a pie crust.
marg_xxx_0000d97	Standards have really slipped since I was a cop.	Oh, standards have really slipped since I was a cop.
marg_xxx_000475b	(like to a dog) Stay! Good mob!	Stay! Good mob!
marg_xxx_0004743	(a la "Braveheart") No freedom!	No freedom!
mayr_xxx_0000dd5	You're way cuter than your mom.	You are uh, way cuter than your mom.
mayr_xxx_0000dd8	(screams, then relieved) Oh, dear Lord, I thought you were old and wrinkled, but you're just pruning.	Aah! Oh, oh dear Lord, I thought you were old and wrinkled, but you're just pruning.
mayr_xxx_0000dd9	I'd like you two to do some poling for me.	I'd like you two to do some, uh, poling for me. (GIGGLES)
mccl_xxx_000480a	I'll give you scurvy!	I'll give ya scurvy!
mccl_xxx_000480b	Why won't you scuttle?!	Why won't ye scuttle?!
mccl_xxx_000481a	Captain Hook would have had us out of here an hour ago.	Yarr, Captain Hook would have had us out of here an hour ago.
mccl_xxx_0004805	You picked the right man. I know karate! Arrrr!	You picked the right man. I know karate! Yearrrr!
mccl_xxx_0004811	(frustrated) Arrr...	Yearrgh.
mccl_xxx_0004812	(pleased) Arrr...	Yarhargh...
mccl_xxx_0004816	(singing) "I'm building a mystery..."	I'm building a mystery...
moes_xxx_0004b3f	(attack yell)	Hyaaaah!
moes_xxx_0004b36	I've got a devastating sucker punch.	Oh, I've got a devastating sucker punch.
moes_xxx_0004b4c	(surprised) Feels good not to fail.	Hey, it feels good not to fail!
moes_xxx_0004b42	It'll be good to do somethin' positive.	Eh, it'll be good to do somethin' positive.
moes_xxx_0004b43	(threatening) We can build this the easy way or the hard way.	We can build this the easy way or the hard way.
moes_xxx_0004b44	Give it flair...	Give it a little flair...
moes_xxx_0004b45	Make it sexy...	And make it sexy...
moes_xxx_0004b49	I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sunscreen and I don't take no chances with my skin.	Uh, I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sunscreen and I don't take no chances with my skin.
nedf_xxx_0000e4e	Hi, I'm Ned NED. I'm good at stabbing.	Hi, I'm Ned Flanders. I'm good at stabbing.
nedf_xxx_0000e47	God's called me to help you kick ass.	God's called me to help you kick heiney.
nedf_xxx_0000e49	You had me at "let's get them."	Hey, you had me at let's get 'em!
nedf_xxx_0000e50	Let's smite some ass!	Let's smite some heiney!
nedf_xxx_0000e55	(a la Jack Nicholson in "The Shining") Heeeere's Neddy!	Heeeere's Neddy!
nedf_xxx_00047aa	I feel as pure as a virgin!	Ah, I feel as pure as a virgin!
nedf_xxx_000479e	(murderous) Hi-diddly-ho!	Hi-diddly-ho!
nedf_xxx_000479f	(upbeat) Take that!	Take that!
otto_xxx_000492a	I'll treat it like a Jimi Hendrix guitar.	I'll treat it like Jimi Hendrix treated his guitar.
otto_xxx_000492d	(attack yell)	Blaaaaah!
otto_xxx_0004932	(pleased) Dude.	Dude.
otto_xxx_0004933	(confused) Dude?	Dude?
ptty_xxx_0004947	(attack yell)	Hi-Yah!
ptty_xxx_0004952	(flat) I feel so alive.	I feel so alive.
rwig_xxx_000476d	I'm gonna set you on fire! (giggles)	I'm gonna set you on fire! (GIGGLES)
shri_xxx_0004783	Get ready for the smackdown!	Get ready for the smack down!
skin_xxx_00049a7	A mob, eh? Well I am susceptible to group-think.	I'd like to join this mob under my real name, Armin Tanzarian.
skin_xxx_00049b3	(attack yell)	Aaaaaaaah!
skin_xxx_00049b7	(concerned) Mm...	Mmm.
skin_xxx_00049b8	(pleased) Mm...	Mmmm.
slma_xxx_00049a1	I feel great! (coughing fit)	I feel great! (COUGHS)
slma_xxx_00049a5	This is the best day of my life! (sighs)	This is the best day of my life! (SIGHS)
slma_xxx_0004996	(attack yell)	Yarr!
slma_xxx_0004998	Arrivaderci.	Arrivederci.
smth_xxx_0004a88	I don't really consider myself much of a follower.	I, uh, don’t really consider myself much of a follower.
smth_xxx_0004abf	(attack yell)	Aaaaaaaaaah!
smth_xxx_0004ac3	(pleased) Yes, sir.	Yes, sir.
smth_xxx_0004ac4	Divine...	Divine!
snak_xxx_0004a1b	(attack yell)	Hyaaaah!
snak_xxx_0004a6b	Woo like hoo!	Oh totally woo hoo!
snak_xxx_0004a75	This is fun. I should join a gang.	This is fun. I should join that gang.
snak_xxx_00049c1	I'll join. I was on my way to rob an orphanage, but that's so cliché.	I'll join. I was on my way to rob an orphanage, but that's so last year.
snak_xxx_00049c3	(teary) My dad used to send me out to attack people, too.	Oh, my dad used to send me out to attack people, too.
snak_xxx_00049c4	It feels wrong to attack someone if you're not robbing them.	It feels wrong to attack someone if you're not going to rob them.
snak_xxx_00049f3	Hold still so I can punch you!	Dude, hold still so I can punch you!
snak_xxx_00049fb	This is, like, a beat down!	This is, like, a total beat down!
wili_xxx_00048b2	I was on me way to community college to better me life, but I'll do this instead.	I was on me way to community college, but I'll do this instead.
wili_xxx_00048b3	Thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.	Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.
wili_xxx_00048b4	(a la Bond, but angry) Me name's Willie, Groundskeeper Willie!	Me name's Willie, Groundskeeper Willie!
wili_xxx_00048be	(attack yell)	Aaaaagh!
wili_xxx_00048c2	(burps) 'Scuse me.	Burp, excuse me!
wili_xxx_00048c3	(straining) Fit together!	Fit together!
wili_xxx_00048c7	(impatient) It's almost four o'clock and that's Willie's time.	It's almost four twenty, and that's Willie's time.
wili_xxx_00048c8	(a la "Braveheart") Freeeeedom!	Freeeeedom!
wili_xxx_00048ca	(teary) I wish me best mate, Frank Grimes, was here.	I wish me best mate, Frank Grimes, was here.

Enter the Cheatrix

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_0003a1a	Another page!!!! Radical!!!	Another page, radical!
bart_xxx_0003a1b	I gots all KIND of pages! Yeah!!!	I gots all KIND of pages! Yeah!
bart_xxx_0003a1c	Whoa -- it's a blast from the past!	Whoa, it's a blast from the past!
bart_xxx_0003a1d	These must be the slaves. What a bummer!!!!!	These must be the slaves. What a bummer!
bart_xxx_0003a1e	Wow, glad I'm not one of these guys!!!!	Wow, glad I'm not one of these guys!
bart_xxx_0003a2e	Play action fake...in the pocket...touchdown!	Play action fake, in the pocket, touchdown!
bart_xxx_0003a5d	Think happy thoughts, Frink! The superteam is on the way!	Think happy thoughts, Frink! The super team is on the way!
bart_xxx_0003a20	Hey! Those guys are fighters from Punch Fighter 2! I know all your moves!	Hey, it's the fighters from Punch Fighter 2! I know all your moves!
bart_xxx_0003a40	Now I know how my poo feels!	Now I know how my poop feels!
bart_xxx_0003a59	I'm gonna have to jump barrels I know it!	Aww, I'm gonna have to jump barrels, I know it!
bart_xxx_0004aff	I hope I get to meet Zelda! (ALA old commercials) ZELDA!!!!!!!	I hope I get to meet Zelda. Zelda!
bart_xxx_0004b03	Why do you marketing people always just show cut-scenes in commercials!!!!	Why do you marketing people only just show cut-scenes in commercials!
bart_xxx_0004ed9	I'm like Spiderman in a Batman costume!	I'm like Spider-Man in a Batman costume!
digg_xxx_0003aea	I'm getting black lung from all these pixels!	I'm getting square lung from all these pixels!
digg_xxx_0003aed	Remember Matewan!	Remember MatewanMatewan!
eana_xxx_0003b0b	The concept of utopia is indistinguishable from its reality!!!!!!	The concept of utopia is indistinguishable from its reality!
eana_xxx_0003b06	Take intensity to the extreme!!!!	Take intensity to the extreme!
eana_xxx_0003b07	Take intensity to the extreme!!!!	Take intensity to the extreme!
eana_xxx_0003b08	Take extremity to the beyond! Extreme!!!!	Take extremity to the beyond! EXTREME!
eana_xxx_0003b09	You can do anything. But won't!!!!!	You can do anything...but you won't!
frin_xxx_0003aa9	(Frink noise) Unhand me, you pongid monster!	Unhand me, you pongid monster!
frin_xxx_0005c05	Slaughter the monkey! (INSANE LAUGH)	Slaughter the monkey!
gegf_xxx_0003ab2	(Dog Woofs)	Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
gegf_xxx_0003abd	There are no winners, only survivors!!!!!	There are no winners, only survivors!
gegs_xxx_0003ad9	It is you who is really attacking yourself! I am an apparition!	It is you who is really attacking yourself!
gegs_xxx_0003ade	In the next world, the weak become as fish and are eaten!	In the next world, the weak become as fish and are beer-battered!
hedg_xxx_0003af5	I can't spin anymore. My back.	Ow, I can't spin anymore. My back.
lisa_xxx_0003a67	Namaste!!!!!!	Namaste!
lisa_xxx_0003a74	You have worse AI than a log in Frogger!	You have worse AI than a Frogger log!
lisa_xxx_0003a76	Your 'college degree is a joke!	Your communications degree is a joke!
lisa_xxx_0003aa4	Don't worry! The ape won't hurt you!	Don't worry! The ape won't hurt you! I assume!
lisa_xxx_0004b0a	Did you know shafts are always 56 degrees in Summer and Winter?!	Did you know shafts are fifty six degrees in Summer and Winter?!
lisa_xxx_0004b0d	Blood.I could never be a doctor! Good to know!	Eww! I could never be a doctor! Good to know!
lisa_xxx_0004b0e	(sigh) Marketingso many broken promises!	Ooohhh, marketing. So many broken promises!
plum_xxx_0003ae1	(Upbeat) I'm the best! (Down cast) I'm-a not the best.	I'm-a the best! I'm-a not the best.

Day of the Dolphin

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_0004b7a	You stink like krill, dolphins!	You dolphins stink like krill!
bart_xxx_0004b84	What do you have against the Bartman?	Hey, what do you have against the Bartman?
bart_xxx_0004b8b	Dolphins go the way of the dinosaur!	Suh-weet! Dolphins go the way of the dinosaur!
bart_xxx_0004b93	I'm gonna sell you to the Japanese to make into weird sushi!	I'm gonna sell you to the Japanese to make you into weird sushi!
bart_xxx_0004ba5	Keep doing that Lis! Kill! Kill!!!	Keep doing that Lis! Kill! Kill! Kill!
bart_xxx_0004c0d	I gotta get a caricature of me rollerblading while we're at the pier!	We're at the pier. I've gotta get a caricature of me rollerblading.
bart_xxx_0004c1d	I'll give you a hint: Blick the Blophins with your Bluddha Bland.	Here's a hint: Blick the Blophins with your Bluddha Bland.
bart_xxx_0004ec2	An aquarium! On no -- this level is... (DAWNING) educational!	An aquarium?! Oh no, this level is... educational!
bart_xxx_0005c08	How ironic. An ocean park has a aquarium full of water from the ocean. (SHAKES HEAD) How ironic.	How ironic. An ocean park has a aquarium full of water from the ocean. How ironic.
dolg_xxx_0004f49	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0004f4a	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0004f4b	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0004f4f	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005140	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005141	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005142	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005143	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005144	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005145	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolg_xxx_0005146	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dolk_xxx_0004c03	(SINGING) When Snorky comes swimming home again, hurrah! Hurrah!	When Snorky comes swimming home again, hurrah! Hurrah!
dols_xxx_0004f4c	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0004f4d	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0004f4e	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0004f50	Dolphin squeak.	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0005147	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0005148	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_0005149	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_000514a	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_000514b	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_000514c	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
dols_xxx_000514d	Dolphin squeak	(DOLPHIN GRUNTS)
lisa_xxx_0004bb4	I'll fight to protect my genes, dolphins!	I'll fight to protect my genes, you dolphins!
lisa_xxx_0004bb7	I'm about to go all "tuna net".	I'm about to go all tuna net on you freaks!
lisa_xxx_0004bc4	You guys fight like Peale's dolphins! Or even Fraser's dolphins! You heard me!!!!	You guys fight like Peale's dolphins! Or even Fraser's dolphins! Yeah, you heard me!
lisa_xxx_0004bc7	So here's King Snorky! (SCOFF) King! How patriarchical!	So here's King Snorky! Huh, King! How patriarchal!
lisa_xxx_0004c18	I wish I had time to read all the placards in here!!!!!!	I wish I had time to read all the placards in here!
mccl_xxx_0004bf8	(Ala Captain Quint) The jellyfish go into the water...The Snorky goes into the water...Our snorky!	The jellyfish go into the water...The Snorky goes into the water...Our Snorky!
mccl_xxx_0004ff9	Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is! (nervous chuckle)	Eat my 'poon! Harpoon, that is! He he, he he

Shadow of the Colossal Donut

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_00009fe	(delighted) Hey, it's Krusty! (confused) A bunch of Krustys? (alarmed) They're attacking! (horrified) And they're tiny!	Hey, it's Krusty! A bunch of Krustys? They're attacking, and they're tiny!
bart_xxx_0000a00	(annoyed) Oh, what a surprise - more little murderous clowns.	Oh, what a surprise - more little murderous clowns.
bart_xxx_0000a03	Here they come again! To calm myself down, I'll just picture them naked. (beat, then screams)	Here they come again! To calm myself down, I'll just picture them naked. (SCREAMS)
bart_xxx_0004c2a	Ew... mini clown corpses.	Ew, mini clown corpses.
homr_xxx_0000a13	What the heck?! Are those a bunch of tiny Krustys or am I now a giant and that's a bunch of regular-sied Krustys.	What the heck?! Are those a bunch of tiny Krustys or am I now a giant and that's a bunch of regular-sized Krustys.
homr_xxx_0000a16	(afraid) Oh no, more Mini-Krustys! (chuckles) I wonder if they all came in one tiny clown car.	Oh no, more Mini-Krustys! Haha, I wonder if they all come in one tiny clown car.
homr_xxx_0000a17	Stay calm. There's no need to panic, just another roving horde of bloodthirsty mini-clowns. (screams)	Stay calm, no need to panic, just another roving horde of bloodthirsty mini-clowns. Aah!
homr_xxx_0000a18	Here comes some more of the little guys. How can something so cute be so dangerous?	Aww, here come some more of the little guys. How can something so cute be so dangerous?
homr_xxx_0000a1b	Thank God that's over. I was getting a neck cramp from looking down all the time.	Whew. Thank God that's over. I was getting a neck cramp from looking down all the time.
homr_xxx_0000a26	You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential.	You know, from down here you look kind of Presidential. Like James Polk!
homr_xxx_0000a28	(bratty) I called "no lasers!"	Hey, I called "no lasers!"
homr_xxx_0000a31	(laughs) Bart hurt the funny man!	Ahaha, Bart hurt the funny man!
homr_xxx_0004eb7	Lazer means pain!	Oww! Laser means pain!
homr_xxx_0005b17	I can't hurt him -- hes too awesome!	I can't hurt him, he's too awesome!
kbmn_xxx_0000a3d	The way Lard Lad's charging up that laser reminds me of my wife with a credit card. (chuckles)	The way Lard Lad's charging up that laser reminds me of my wife with a credit card ha ha ha ha.
kbmn_xxx_0000a4c	(bitter) I should put my career on a billboard and see if Lard Lad could bring that to life.	I should put my career on a billboard and see if Lard Lad could bring that to life.
kbmn_xxx_0000a62	I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! (THINKS) No, wait. I have.	I've never seen such an impressive display of tiny robot slaughter! No, wait. I have.
kbmn_xxx_0000a66	A second hatch emerges! Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!	A second hatch emerges! Ha, Lard Lad's body is a wonderland!
kbmn_xxx_0000a67	(annoyed) And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. (SARCASTIC) Thank you Proposition 212.	And the hatch closes. Bart Simpson, once again, a moronic testament to this town's decaying educational infrastructure. Thank you Proposition 212.
kbmn_xxx_0000a68	Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! (BEAT) My producer wanted me to say that.	Ooh! He's going to feel that in the morning! My producer wanted me to say that.
kbmn_xxx_0000a78	Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BELCHES) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.	Down goes Homer and with him the hopes of a nation. (BURPS) Excuse me. I had enchiladas for lunch. You would not want to be in this booth right now.
kbmn_xxx_0000a8a	(a la teenage girl) I am so over text messaging.	I am so over text messaging.
krsm_xxx_0000a8e	(Krusty laugh)	Huhuhu hahahahaha!
krsm_xxx_0000a9b	If you're infected with ecoli, your fries are on the house, that's the Krusty promise!	If you're infected with e coli, your fries are on the house, that's the Krusty promise!

Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers

String Label	Early String	Final String
as01_xxx_0003bc0	(BIG) Wha'?	Whaaa?
as01_xxx_0003bc3	Gah!	Gaaah!
as01_xxx_0003bc4	So I told her, "I'm too focused on my career to think about	So I told her I'm too focused on my career to think about dating right now.
as01_xxx_0003bc6	You know who I like? Those kids from "High School Musical".	You know who I like? Those kids from High School Musical.
as02_xxx_0003bd0	Ha-ha! We're all laughing at you!	Ha ha! We're all laughing at you!
as02_xxx_0003bd8	(GASPS) The humanoids!	Huuuh, the humanoids!
bart_xxx_0003b64	(LAUGHS) This is so cool!	(GIGGLES) This is so cool!
bart_xxx_0003b65	Aloha means good bye!	Aloha means you suck!
bart_xxx_0003b83	You the man, Cletus!	You the yokel, Cletus!
bart_xxx_0004b18	Theyre wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?	They''*re wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?*
bart_xxx_0004b1b	Check out this awesome crib!	Whoa, check out this awesome crib!
bart_xxx_0004b1d	Cmon, lets do something!	C''*mon, let's do something!*
clet_xxx_0003b8d	Yank the lever! (LOSING PATIENCE) I said yank it!	Yank the lever! I said yank it!
clet_xxx_0003ba7	(HEAVY HICK ACCENT) Booya-kashah.	Booya-kashah.
homr_xxx_0003b16	(PROUD LAUGH) Who's the weird-looking creature now?	(LAUGHS) Who's the weird-looking creature now?
homr_xxx_0003b17	(KID-LIKE) Me floatie!	(GIGGLES) Me floatie!
homr_xxx_0003b18	You're uglier than Patty and Selma combined!	Eww, you're uglier than Patty and Selma combined!
homr_xxx_0003b25	(LOUD WHISPER) I think he's dead.	I think he's dead.
homr_xxx_0003b26	(SARCASTIC) Boo hoo, the alien is dead.	Oh boo hoo, the alien is dead.
homr_xxx_0003b29	(GIGGLES)	Hahahahahahaha.
homr_xxx_0003b2a	(A LA USA) Plan-et Earth! Plan-et Earth!	Plan-et Earth! Plan-et Earth!
homr_xxx_0003b2e	Way to go, fruit of my loins!	Way to go, fruit of my loom!
homr_xxx_0003b2f	Thattaboy - kill things that are different!	Attaboy, kill things that are different!
homr_xxx_0003b31	(WHINY) Why don't aliens ever get tired?	Why don't aliens ever get tired?
homr_xxx_0003b32	(MOANS) What's the safety word?	Aww, what's the safety word?
homr_xxx_0003b34	(MOANS) This game's too hard!	Aww, this game's too hard!
homr_xxx_0003b3e	(DOPPLER) This is cool but incredibly painful!	This is cool but incredibly painful!
homr_xxx_0003b4b	Help me out, boy!	Help me out, you lazy little punk!
homr_xxx_0004b13	(GASPS) I just remembered its Lennys birthday!	I just remembered! It's Lenny's birthday!
homr_xxx_0004b14	Theyre unpaving the parking lot! (SNIDE) Hope youre happy, Joanie Mitchell	They're unpaving the parking lot! Hope you're happy, Joni Mitchell.
homr_xxx_0004b15	I kinda thought this place would be spacier.	Hmm, I kinda thought this place would be spacier.
homr_xxx_0004b17	(LOUD WHISPER) If we survive, lets steal some stuff.	If we survive, let's steal some stuff.
homr_xxx_0004eec	Oh, bite me, cyclopses!	Bite me, cyclopses!

Bargain Bin

NeverQuest

String Label	Early String	Final String
homr_xxx_000322b	Wow-- this place looks just like that movie... "Lord of the Flies!"	Wow, this place looks just like that movie... "Lord of the Flies!"
homr_xxx_0003237	(A LA GANDALF) You shall not pass.. wind!	You shall not pass.. wind!
homr_xxx_000323a	You have been vanquished. Am I allowed to take your money now?	You have been vanquished. Uhh, am I allowed to take your money now?
homr_xxx_000323f	This gold dealie looks just like a key.	Hey, this gold dealie looks just like a key.
homr_xxx_0003243	You're about to die!	No, you're about to die!
homr_xxx_0003244	Now that's negative thinking.	Oh now that's negative thinking.
homr_xxx_0003246	(IMITATING GAUNTLET VOICE) Homer also needs beer badly.	Homer also needs beer badly.
homr_xxx_0003247	Hell yeah -- I'm thinking Mexican.	Hell yeah. I'm thinking Mexican.
homr_xxx_000324a	Cool, just like Dragon's Lair. (THEN WORRIED) Man I sucked at that game.	Cool, just like Dragon's Lair. Ooh, man I sucked at that game.
homr_xxx_000324b	She is one fugly level boss! And I do mean FUGLY!	Ugh, she is one fugly level boss! And I do mean FUGLY!
homr_xxx_0003bea	Prepare to D & D -- die and decompose!	Prepare to D and D, die and decompose!
homr_xxx_0004af2	Its like a wine cellar with no wine. Just... (DISGUSTED) mead.	It's like a wine cellar with no wine. Just, ugh, mead.
homr_xxx_0004af7	Am I lawful evil or chaotic good?	Am I lawful evil or chaotic good? Somebody?
marg_xxx_0003258	Fight and die! Fight and die!	Fight and die!
marg_xxx_0003274	You will be missed. (BEAT) Does anyone have any gum?	You will be missed. Does anyone have any gum?
marg_xxx_0003279	You two are just jealous I have a man!	You will be missed. Does anyone have any gum?
marg_xxx_0005171	Oh no -- the camera's going to... overhead POV!	Oh no, the camera's going to... overhead POV!
moer_xxx_0003c03	I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Mork. (BEAT) Actually, don't.	I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Morc. A-Actually, don't.
morc_xxx_0003294	(SADLY) Moe money, Moe Problems...	Moe money, Moe Problems...
morc_xxx_0003c04	(RAPPING FOR NO REASON) My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm gonna kick you ass in ev-ery way!	My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm gonna kick your ass in ev-ery way!
morc_xxx_0003c08	(DAZED) Where am I? Who am I? What am I?	Where am I? Who am I? Whoa, What am I?
otgh_xxx_000327c	Whoa, I'm transluscent! Trippy! (SPOOKY) Trip-py...'	Whoa, I'm transluscent! Trippy!
otgh_xxx_0003bfd	Great -- I tore my sheet!	Oh Great -- I tore my sheet!
otgh_xxx_0003bfe	(GASPS) Man, I need to work out more in the haunted gym!	Huh, Man, I need to work out more in the haunted gym!
rwig_xxx_00032ff	(A LA BUCKWHEAT) O-tay!	O-tay!

Grand Theft Scratchy

String Label	Early String	Final String
itcg_xxx_0004e28	Better than workin at Krustyburger.	This is better than working at Krusty Burger.
itcg_xxx_0004e33	MELEE!!!	MELEE!
itcg_xxx_0004e37	You aint got no reason to live.	You ain't got no reason to live.
itcg_xxx_0004e3d	(DAZED) Which way did he go? Which way did he go?	Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
itcg_xxx_0004e13	(MENACING) Where's my cheese?	Where's my cheese?
itcg_xxx_0004e1b	(A LA L L COOL J) I'm gonna knock you out!	I'm gonna knock you out!
itgr_xxx_0004e4c	(PANICKY) I dropped my glock! Omygod omygod!	Oh I dropped my glock! Oh my god oh my god!
lisa_xxx_0004de8	("I'LL PRAY FOR YOU") I'll meditate for you.	I'll meditate for you.
lisa_xxx_0004deb	("KISS MY GRITS") Read my blog!	Read my blog!
lisa_xxx_0004dfa	Time for a Gangsta Nap! (LAUGHS LAMELY)	Time for a gangsta nap!
lisa_xxx_0004e01	(SHEEPISH) Sometimes, hitting is fun.	Sometimes, hitting is fun.
lisa_xxx_0004e03	Trash that street trash mom!	You trash that street trash mom!
lisa_xxx_0004e06	(PROUDLY) My mom, the ghostface killa.	My mom, the ghostface killa.
lisa_xxx_0004ec1	(SCARED) Why are there no video game levels about philosophy?	Why are there no video game levels about philosophy?
marg_xxx_0004d6e	(PET GOO GOO TALK) Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?	Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?
marg_xxx_0004d87	(A LA "CHECK YOURSELF THEN WRECK YOURSELF") Check yourself, then wreck that stuff!	Check yourself, then wreck that stuff!
marg_xxx_0004d9a	Go eat a cheese!	Oh, Go eat a cheese!
marg_xxx_0004da1	(URBAN) Oh no you did-nt!	Oh no you did-nt!
marg_xxx_0004dad	Who wants a second helping of whup ass?	Who wants a second helping of whoop ass?
marg_xxx_0004db0	You've been Bouvier-ed! (BOO-VEE-AYED)	You've been Bouvier-ed!
scrg_xxx_0004e68	(CONVERSATIONAL) I like big butts. I cannot lie.	I like big butts. I cannot lie.
scrg_xxx_0004e79	MELEE!!!	MELEE!
scrg_xxx_0004e84	(DAZED) I don't feel so good...	I don't feel so good...
scrg_xxx_0004e86	(DAZED) I like eggs...	I like eggs...
scrg_xxx_0004e5b	(MENACING) Wanna party?	Wanna party?
sgra_xxx_0004e91	Kill kill kill kill!	Kill kill kill kill kill!
sgra_xxx_0004e9f	(DAZED) I don't feel so good...	I don't feel so good...
sgra_xxx_0004ea1	(DAZED) I like eggs...	I like eggs...

Medal of Homer

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_0004aec	Its cool to see Grampa when he was still young and active. Im glad Ill never get old.	It's cool to see Grampa when he was still young and active. I'm glad I'll never get old.
bart_xxx_00014fa	(concerned) Hey. Where's Grampa?	Hey. Where's Grampa?
burn_xxx_000156d	(evil) Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. (catching self) I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.	Oh, I'll secure them all the way to the Swiss bank. I mean, golly that sounds like a keen idea, daddio.
burn_xxx_0001577	(pleased) I think that one broke up a gallstone!	I think that one broke up a gallstone!
burn_xxx_0001583	No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. (correcting) You go to war with the army you've bought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place...	No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. You go to war with the army you've bought. So, let's hire some goons to take our place.
burn_xxx_0001585	(sinister) But the paintings are so valuable	But the paintings are so valuable.
fr01_xxx_000150a	(wistful) I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school. We surrendered over and over until I got it right.	I remember my first surrender. It was with an older girl from school. We surrendered over and over until I got it right.
fr01_xxx_000150b	(annoyed) All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.	All these Americans show up and not one of them is Jerry Lewis.
fr01_xxx_000151c	(terrified french screams)	(TERRIFIED FRENCH SCREAMS)
fr01_xxx_0001524	(terrified french screams)	(TERRIFIED FRENCH SCREAMS)
fr01_xxx_0005158	(annoyed) Merci beaucoup.	Merci beaucoup.
fr01_xxx_0005165	(pained) Ou est la toilette?!	Oh, Ou est la toilette?!
frpa_xxx_0001564	Remember you can do anything if your heart is pure -- or purée. (French-style laughing)	Remember you can do anything if your heart is pure...or purée. (EVIL LAUGHS)
frwm_xxx_0001541	(sighs) We'll always have Paris.. to surrender.	We'll always have Paris...to surrender.
frwm_xxx_0001544	Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's frere Jacques problem?	Everyone else gets up to the morning bells, what's Frère Jacques' problem?
homr_xxx_000149d	A war level should be a piece of cake. (suddenly terrified) Unless Rumsfeld's in charge!	A war level should be a piece of cake. Unless Rumsfeld's in charge!
homr_xxx_00014cc	(annoyed) Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.	Okay, we get it, you want to kill us.
homr_xxx_00014ce	C4 is so much like Play-doh. I wonder if it's edible.	C4 is so much like Play-Doh. I wonder if it's edible.
homr_xxx_00014c3	Gun go boom! (childish giggles)	Gun go boom! (CHILDISH GIGGLES)
homr_xxx_00014d0	You're not so evil - you're no Dick Cheney!	Oh, you think you're evil? Well you're no Dick Cheney!
homr_xxx_00014bf	Hey, they're shooting at us! That's not classy!	Hey, they're shooting at us! Now that's not classy!
homr_xxx_00014be	(alarmed) Hey! They're shooting bullets! I thought they were hummingbirds!	Hey! They're shooting bullets! I thought they were hummingbirds!
homr_xxx_00014bd	(realizing) Oh my God, this is one of those wars where they shoot at you.	Oh my God, this is one of those wars where they shoot at you!
homr_xxx_00014ba	(annoyed grunt)	D'oh!
homr_xxx_00014b9	That's not nice!	Hey, that's not nice!
homr_xxx_00014b3	This sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.	Well, this sort of thing happens to me all the time when I'm drunk. It's best just to pretend everything's fine.
homr_xxx_00014a2	(impressed) Is this brushed cotton?	Oooh, is this brushed cotton?
homr_xxx_00014a0	(screams)	Aaah!
homr_xxx_0004ae3	Youd think theyd put a Starbucks on a boat this big.	You'd think they'd put a Starbucks on a boat this big, but no!
homr_xxx_0004ae2	War really is hell there arent nap breaks.	War really is hell. There aren't any nap breaks.
homr_xxx_0004ad9	These people arent so much snooty as snoot.	These people aren't so much snooty as snootay.
grmp_xxx_0001591	Come on, Simpson. Let's go secure those paintings.	Let's go secure those paintings.
grmp_xxx_00015a8	I don't like your obsession with these paintings - it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this damn war.	I don't like you're obsession with these paintings - it's almost as if you care more about the paintings than the mission. (catching self) Sorry, Burns. That was uncalled for. I don't know what got into me. I guess it's this damn war.

Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game

String Label	Early String	Final String
homr_xxx_000500e	Let's go Li-Sa, Let's go!	Let's go Li - sa, let's go!
homr_xxx_000500f	Let's give him "Sumo" [some of] that butt-kicking I've taught you!	Let's give him "Sumo" that butt-kicking I've taught you!
homr_xxx_000504a	I think I'm getting cabin fever. (WEIRD LAUGH)	I think I'm getting cabin fever. (CRAZY LAUGH)
homr_xxx_000504a	I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks.	Hehe, I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks.
homr_xxx_000504c	This sky-themed dude must be the sky sumo!	This sky-themed dude must be a sky sumo!
homr_xxx_0005011	Everyone look! That's my daughter! (SAD) No one's looking.	Everyone look! That's my daughter! Aww, no one's looking.
homr_xxx_0005025	Nice weather in this level.	Oooh, nice weather in this level.
homr_xxx_0005028	The dirt monster wants to fight! (YELP)	The dirt monster wants to fight! Aah!
homr_xxx_0005029	Couldn't you stick to selling comics?	Couldn't you stick to selling comicbooks?
homr_xxx_0005034	Aren't these things supposed to be the last level?	Aren't these lava things supposed to be the last level?
homr_xxx_0005039	Yeesh! Put some clothes on!	Yughh! Put some clothes on!
homr_xxx_0005041	(Ala howard cosell) Down goes Frazier!	Down goes Frazier!
homr_xxx_0005048	My nipples are like rocks in this cold!	Ooh, in this cold, my nipples are like rocks!
homr_xxx_0005049	I can't feel my toes.	I can't feel my toes. Good riddance.
homr_xxx_0005056	Get up, get up! I wanna beat you again! (DISAPPOINTED NOISE)	Get up, get up! I wanna beat you again! Geh aww, he's not getting up.
homr_xxx_0005066	Crawl away and lick your wounds!	Wah! Crawl away and lick your wounds!
sums_xxx_0005112	My coccyx!	Ow, My coccyx!
lisa_xxx_00050a4	Since it's cold, this'll hurt even worse! Gulp.	Oh, no! Since it's cold, this'll hurt even worse!
lisa_xxx_000506b	You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tegata"? [sumo autograph]	You're my hero, Dad! Can I have your "Tegata"?
lisa_xxx_000507b	The people here still practice their ancient folkways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	The people here still practice their ancient folkways!
lisa_xxx_000509f	Boy, I could go for a nice, juicy daikon right now.	Boy, I could go for a nice, juicy daikon radish right now.
lisa_xxx_0005080	Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle! They stink!	You Americans shouldn't sumo wrestle! You stink!
lisa_xxx_0005091	It smells so sulphury here!	Eew, it smells so sulfur-y here!
mhsd_xxx_00050ca	Ohhh! Why didn't they render my inhaler! (WHEEZE)	Ohhh! Why didn't they render my inhaler! Huh Huh!
sumi_xxx_00050fe	(SING-SONG) Killing in a winter wonderland!	Killing in a winter wonderland!
sumi_xxx_0005100	Ahhhh! I am undone!	Ahhhh! Oh, I am undone!
sumi_xxx_0005102	I can't get up! I can't get up! (Ala Randy in the snow in "A Christmas Story").	I can't get up! I can't get up!
sumi_xxx_0005103	(Dazed) The snow...so...beautiful!	The snow...so...so beautiful!

Five Characters in Search of an Author

Springfield

String Label	Early String	Final String
moes_xxx_0005466	(jovial) Lookin' good, ya big piece of crap!	Hey, lookin' good, ya big piece of crap!

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Early Clichés

String Label	Early String	Final String	Early Location	Final Location	Notes
HUD_CLICHE_1_DOUBLE_JUMP FE_Cliché_01	Double Jump	Double Jump	The Land of Chocolate	The Land of Chocolate	In the prototype, you need to double jump 10 times instead of reaching a specific ledge near the chocolate bridge.
HUD_CLICHE_2_ENEMY_SPAWNERS FE_Cliché_02	Enemy Spawners	Switches and Levers	The Land of Chocolate	The Land of Chocolate	The Enemy Spawners Cliché is obtained by letting the chocolate rabbits spawn out of the Marge Fountains. This Cliché was also moved to NeverQuest.
HUD_CLICHE_3_CRATE FE_Cliché_03	Crate	The Doors	Bartman Begins	Simpson's House	The Crate Cliché is obtained by shooting the crate seen at the beginning of the level (similar to the New-Gen method). This Cliché was also moved to Medal of Homer
HUD_CLICHE_4_PRESSURE_PADS FE_Cliché_04	Pressure Pads	Pressure Pads	Bartman Begins	Bartman Begins
HUD_CLICHE_5_SWITCHES_AND_LEVERS FE_Cliché_05	Switches and Levers	Collectible Placement	Around the World in 80 Bites	Bartman Begins	The Switches and Levers Cliché is obtained by opening the gate to Americaland. This Cliché was also moved to The Land of Chocolate.

Unused Maps

This build has a bunch of interiors and an early design of Springfield in the form of a cut and unused bowling minigame. The interiors can at least still be found in the New Generation release.

Test Map

There are two similar test maps named Metrics.wii and M_and_L.wii. They differ in some objects and characters that get spawned and the characters you get to control. Metrics is played with Homer and Bart, and M_and_L lets you play as Marge and Lisa.

Metrics.wii	M_and_L.wii

Interiors

Church Interior

The church looks mostly the same, the main difference being a missing desk by the main door, different floor color and there being only one staircase in the main room. Chur_Int.wii

Early interior	Final interior

Krusty Burger Interior

Similar to final, but lacking the 2nd fryer behind the counter. It also has Jimbo Jones in the building, whereas in the final New gen version only the Squeaky-Voiced Teen. KRUS_INT.wii

Early interior	Final interior

Kwik-E-Mart Interior

The main difference in the Kwik-E-Mart is a missing shelf and some other objects. KWIK_INT.wii

Early interior	Final interior

Moe's Tavern Interior

Objects on the tables such as glasses have actual transparency in this build. In the final version they're opaque. Moes_Int.wii

Early interior	Final interior

Police Station Interior

There are no buttons to open the jail cells. Using the Player > FlyPlayerWithoutCollisions option through the debug menu shows that there is no collision inside those cells yet. POL_INT.wii

Early interior	Final interior

Heartburn

Heartburn, also known as Homer Bowling, is a cut minigame where you play with the Homerball, go through a track and end by crashing into a pile of Springfield citizens. It uses an earlier Springfield Hub as a base for this minigame. There are many changes found here, but this will just show some of the main recognizable buildings.

Note: Since this map also has a bunch of stuff like barriers meant for the bowling minigame, the Wii screenshots are taken using the Player > FlyCamera debug option inside the game, to get a better view.

Entrance This door which you can't enter in the final game is accessible and takes you to the HeartBurn minigame.

Hospital Location Near the Simpsons house there's an extra road that leads to the Springfield General Hospital which doesn't exist in the final game. It is fully removed and replaced by the Springfield Retirement Castle.

Early location	Final location

Moe's Tavern Location

Early location	Final location

Springfield Bank Location

Early location	Final location

Early Graphics

Episode Replay

The in-game level select uses early Xbox 360 screenshots as preview images, and some of them remained somewhat similar to what the retail New Generation release had. Five of these survived hidden in the final game, but the rest didn't. They're stored in Frontend.wii\graphics\ui\menus\levels\ as single 512x256 textures, but in the final game they are stored in Frontend.wii\graphics\frontend\ as 256x256 textures, with two of the preview textures combined together. They have been split apart for this.

Early Texture	Final Texture (New-Gen)	Final Texture (Old-Gen)
loc.tga	episode_loc.png	lvl_locnbmb.bmp
bartmanbegins.tga	episode_bartman_begins.png	lvl_locnbmb.bmp
80bites.tga	episode_80_bites.png	lvl_mtp.bmp
treehugger.tga	episode_tree_hugger.png	lvl_thnmob.bmp
mobrules.tga	episode_mob_rules.png	lvl_thnmob.bmp
cheatercheater.tga	episode_cheater.png	lvl_ccndod.bmp
dod.tga	episode_dolphin.png	lvl_ccndod.bmp
colossaldonut.tga	episode_colossal_donut.png	lvl_shdndds.bmp
dsss.tga	episode_spr_stood_still.png	lvl_shdndds.bmp
bargainbin.tga	episode_bargain_bin.png	lvl_bargnnvq.bmp
neverquest.tga	episode_neverquest.png	lvl_bargnnvq.bmp
gts.tga	episode_grand_theft.png	lvl_gtsnmoh.bmp
moh.tga	episode_moh.png	lvl_gtsnmoh.bmp
bshff.tga	episode_bshff.png	lvl_bshnrwc.bmp
rhymes.tga	episode_rhymes.png	lvl_bshnrwc.bmp
meetthyplayer.tga	episode_thy_player.png	lvl_mtp.bmp

Button Prompts

Early Texture	Final Texture

Loading Icon

The Krusty Loading Icon is also used in a E3 Build of the New-Gen version.

Early Texture	Final Texture

Locked Beer Bottle

Early Texture	Final Texture

Day of the Dolphin/Shadow of the Colossal Donut Skybox

Early Texture	Final Texture

Land of Chocolate

Early Texture	Final Texture

Unused Graphics

PS2 Button Prompts

Early Videos

This build only has one cutscene, which is an early draft of the Around The World in 80 Bites (80b_01.bik) cutscene. This cutscene, unlike the final game, was animated in 3D similar to the DS version instead of in 2D like the show, as well as having different lines and different camera angles, which uses placeholder voice actors done by in-house EA employees. This early cutscene also contains the song "Oh Yeah" by Yello.

Early cutscene	Final cutscene

Every other cutscene uses the Rebellion logo as a placeholder. It can also be found in the final build as rebel.bik.

Data Management Textures

The textures for the game in Data Management of the Wii console are simple placeholders.

Development Scripts

The root of the disc contains 8 batch scripts from internal development. The two starting with build have an option to fetch the latest assets from a Perforce depot.

build_moments_rpf.bat appears to be a script for copying assets for Wii Moments, and making a build of the game with them!

@echo off
set build_rpf_choice=
set /p build_rpf_choice=Get latest from Perforce [y/n]?

if not '%build_rpf_choice%'=='y' goto PACK

:SYNC
p4 -p PerforceArt:1666 sync "//depot/Project_Art/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Release/..."


:PACK

REM Ensure the directories exist

mkdir l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Moments
cd l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Moments
mkdir envs
mkdir Graphics
mkdir GUIMenu
mkdir HomeButton
mkdir misc\menu
mkdir sounds

REM Copy the latest assets over.

copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\envs\wm* envs\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\Graphics\* Graphics\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\GUIMenu\* GUIMenu\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\HomeButton\* HomeButton\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\misc\* misc\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\misc\menu\* misc\menu\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\sounds\GmSnd.asrbe sounds\
copy l:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\Simpsons_Wii.elf .\

REM Clear the old image
del Simpsons_Wii_Moments.rpf

REM Do the image setup

call setndenv DvdRoot L:/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Moments
call %REVOLUTION_SDK_ROOT%\X86\bin\setcountrycode us
call %REVOLUTION_SDK_ROOT%\X86\bin\setsmem2size 64
call ndrun Simpsons_Wii.elf
call ndstop


REM Now create it.

rdpack -d Simpsons_Wii.dlf -v Simpsons_Wii_Moments.rpf

REM Reset file serving directory

call setndenv DvdRoot L:\SimpsonsBranches\Alpha\Wii_Release\

pause

build_rpf.bat is a script to build the game with all assets.

@echo off
set build_rpf_choice=
set /p build_rpf_choice=Get latest from Perforce [y/n]?

if not '%build_rpf_choice%'=='y' goto PACK

:SYNC
p4 -p PerforceArt:1666 sync "//depot/Project_Art/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Release/..."


:PACK
del Simpsons_Wii.rpf

call setndenv DvdRoot L:/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Release
call %REVOLUTION_SDK_ROOT%\X86\bin\setcountrycode us
call %REVOLUTION_SDK_ROOT%\X86\bin\setsmem2size 64
call ndrun Simpsons_Wii.elf
call ndstop
rdpack -d Simpsons_Wii.dlf -v Simpsons_Wii.rpf

set build_rpf_choice=

:END

pause

make_simpsons_image.bat is simply a script to make the game image. Nothing too fancy.

makemaster Simpsons_Wii_Image.dlf Simpsons_Wii_Image.rvm
pause

Run_Before_Makemaster.bat appears to be a script to run first before using the above script.

call setsmem2size 64
call setcountrycode us

NdevRun Simpsons_Wii.elf

call sleep 1

call ndstop

REM C:\cygwin\bin\bash --login -i -c "makemaster l:/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Release/Simpsons_Wii.dlf l:/SimpsonsBranches/Alpha/Wii_Release/Simpsons_Wii.rvm"

pause

run_simpsons.bat appears to be a simple script to run the game on a development Wii console, nothing too special.

ndrun Simpsons_Wii.elf
pause

RVM generator - part 2.bat appears to be a script to make the game image. Only this file is present so whatever is in a possible part 1 batch script will be a mystery unsolved.

ndstop
pause
setsmem2size 64
pause
setcountrycode us
pause
ndevrun -d=Simpsons_Wii.ddf Simpsons_Wii.elf
pause
bash makemaster Simpsons_Wii.dlf simpsons.rvm

stop_simpsons.bat appears to be a simple script to stop the development Wii console, nothing too special.

ndstop
pause

update_elf.bat appears to be a script to update the game executable.

del Simpsons_Wii.elf
copy ..\Wii_Executables\Simpsons_Wii_MWC_rel.elf Simpsons_Wii.elf
pause

v · t · e The Simpsons series
Arcade	The Simpsons • Bowling
DOS	The Simpsons
Game Boy (Color)	Night of the Living Treehouse of Horror
PlayStation	Wrestling
Windows	Cartoon Studio • Hit & Run
Game Boy Advance	Road Rage
GameCube	Road Rage • Hit & Run
PlayStation 2	Road Rage (Prototypes) • Skateboarding (Prototypes) • Hit & Run (Prototype) • The Simpsons Game
Xbox	Road Rage (Prototypes) • Hit & Run • The Simpsons (EA) • The Simpsons (Papyrus)
PlayStation 3, Xbox 360	The Simpsons Game (Prototypes)
PlayStation Portable, Wii	The Simpsons Game (Prototypes)
Nintendo DS	The Simpsons Game
Android, iOS	Tapped Out

Bart Simpson
NES	Bart vs. the Space Mutants • Bart vs. the World • Bartman Meets Radioactive Man (Prototype)
DOS	Bart's House of Weirdness
Game Boy (Color)	Escape from Camp Deadly • Bart & the Beanstalk
Genesis	Bart vs. the Space Mutants • Virtual Bart
Sega Master System	Bart vs. the World
Game Gear	Bart vs. the World • Bartman Meets Radioactive Man
SNES	Bart's Nightmare • Virtual Bart (Prototype)

Itchy & Scratchy
SNES	The Itchy & Scratchy Game
Genesis	The Itchy & Scratchy Game
Game Boy (Color)	Miniature Golf Madness

Krusty the Clown
NES	Krusty's Fun House
Game Boy	Krusty's Fun House
Sega Master System, Game Gear	Krusty's Fun House
DOS	Krusty's Super Fun House
SNES	Krusty's Super Fun House
Genesis	Krusty's Super Fun House

String Label	Early String	Final String
brt8_xxx_00033c8	(Sung to "Do the Bartman!") Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!"	Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!
brt8_xxx_00033cd	(dying) Cowabunga, dead...	Cowabunga, dead...
hom8_xxx_00033d5	I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!	Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
homr_xxx_00033b2	You solved the puzzle. (ANGRY) NERD!!!	You solved the puzzle. Nerd!!!
homr_xxx_00033b3	(pained) Ow! My fat face!	Ow! My fat face!
mar8_xxx_00033dd	(dying) I love my Homie.	I love my Homie.
will_xxx_00033eb	(sarcastic) Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!	Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!
will_xxx_00033ed	Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! (then) Except Spore.	Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! Except Spore.
will_xxx_00033ee	(hurt) Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!	Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!
will_xxx_00033f4	(a la robot short circuiting) Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle...not logical...does not compute...	Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.
will_xxx_00033f5	(wistful) I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.	I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.
will_xxx_00033f6	Will Wright: (jealous) Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?	Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?
will_xxx_00033f7	Will Wright: (diabolical) You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm	You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm!
will_xxx_00033fa	(mock sadness) I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?	I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?
will_xxx_00033fb	(a la Axel Rose) Welcome to the jungle, baby!	Welcome to the jungle, baby!
will_xxx_00033fe	Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously. (small fart)	Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously.
will_xxx_00033ff	(to self) Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.	Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.
will_xxx_0003400	Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. (sighs, relieved)	Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. Aah.
will_xxx_0003404	This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells you!	This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells ya!

String Label	Early String	Final String
bart_xxx_0005a8f	(RE: SIMPSONS) These sculptures make me uneasy.	These sculptures make me uneasy.
bart_xxx_0005a91	Let me breathe in the wealth. (DEEP BREATH) Exquisite.	Let me breathe in the wealth. Hmmm, Exquisite.
bart_xxx_0005aa5	This place is huge. Check it out - "BOOGER!" (ECHOES THROUGH HALLS)	This place is huge. Check it out - "BOOGER!"
gron_xxx_000512b	(A LA HOMER) Why you little!	Why you little!
gron_xxx_0005130	I'm gonna kill you and put your images on sugary cereals!	I'm gonna kill you and put your images on sugary breakfast cereals!
gron_xxx_0005131	Like many successful artists, I resent my own creations!	Ah, like many successful artists, I resent my own creations!
gron_xxx_0005132	(POINTED) I wish I'd created "Family Guy."	I wish I'd created "Family Guy."
gron_xxx_0005133	Eat my shorts, jackasses!	Hey jackasses, eat my shorts!
gron_xxx_0005136	(SOBS) I miss my collection of vintage perfumes and colognes.	I miss my collection of vintage perfumes and colognes.
gron_xxx_0005139	You haven't seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!	You have not seen the last of syndicated cartoonist Matt Groening!
gron_xxx_000513b	You may destroy me -- but I've already got my cut of the merchandising!!! (EVIL LAUGH)	You may destroy me -- but I've already got my cut of the merchandising!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha! (EVIL LAUGH)
gron_xxx_000513c	(SOPHISTICATED) Homer, Bart... I bid you -- up yours!	Homer, Bart... I bid you -- up yours!
homr_xxx_0005abf	(MOANS) Even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...	Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...
homr_xxx_0005ac1	(WISE) Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.	Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.
homr_xxx_0005ac2	(SHORT SCREAM) Attorneys-at-law!	Ahh! Attorneys-at-law!
homr_xxx_0005aca	(MOANS) I'm tired of fighting off-beat villains.	Oh, I'm tired of fighting off-beat villains.
homr_xxx_0005ace	Looks like you just had an (SPANISH) "accidente".	Looks like you just had an "accidente".
homr_xxx_0005ad3	I have a sudden urge to sit on a couch...	Mmm, I have a sudden urge to sit on a couch...
homr_xxx_0005ad4	(PUZZLED) I suddenly want to send money to Danny Elfman.	What the? I suddenly want to send money to Danny Elfman.
homr_xxx_0005ad5	(SCREAMS) Our creator looks like a grad student!	Ahh! Our creator looks like a grad student!
homr_xxx_0005ae0	(SAD) In another life, we could have been friends!	In another life, we could have been friends!
homr_xxx_0005ae2	Eat curtain, Groening! ("GROAN-ING")	Eat curtain, Groening!
homr_xxx_0005ae5	(SCREAMS) Low-rated future robots!	Aah! Low-rated future robots!
homr_xxx_0005aeb	(GASPS) That weird thing I saw once!	Hu! That weird thing I saw once!
lwyr_xxx_0005aff	You couldn't even do (SNIDE) entertainment law!	You couldn't even do entertainment law!
lwyr_xxx_0005b05	("Great Scott!") Dred Scott! We have to kill them!	Dred Scott! We have to kill them!
lwyr_xxx_0005b09	(DAZED) I'll sue everybody!	I'll sue everybody!

Proto:The Simpsons Game (PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Wii)

Contents

July 6, 2007 (Wii)

Sub-Pages

General Differences

Debug Screen

Controls

Special Challenges

Extras

Berserk Mode

Early Text

Menus and Prompts

Global

Episodes

Objectives

Subtitles

Cut Text

Early Clichés

Unused Maps

Test Map

Interiors

Heartburn

Early Graphics

Episode Replay

Button Prompts

Loading Icon

Locked Beer Bottle

Day of the Dolphin/Shadow of the Colossal Donut Skybox

Land of Chocolate

Unused Graphics

PS2 Button Prompts

Early Videos

Data Management Textures

Development Scripts

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